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We'll be right back with more
on Dateless Dude Late Night Theatre.
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Do you like to be spanked?
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Well, I'm looking
for some naughty boys...
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...who need my special brand
of discipline.
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Just the dial the number
you see on the screen.
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And remember, kids, be sure
to ask your parents' permission.
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Let's go!
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Hello?
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Yes, I've been bad.
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Do what?
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Well, if I have to.
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Pretty cool, Bud.
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That was Buck's mother.
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He didn't wanna talk to her,
so I just...
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Yeah, save it
for the psychiatrist, Bud.
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Now, why don't you just go on upstairs
and Nick-at-Nite yourself to sleep.
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I need use of the couch.
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I was here first.
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Besides, last time you and a victim
used the couch, we had to deflea it.
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Or have you forgotten
about the Lester incident?
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Hey, I got a brother named Lester.
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Do you?
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Mother--
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Look, Kel, why should you
be stuck downstairs?
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You're 18, you can do what you want.
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I mean, you don't have to use the sofa
or the back seat of a car.
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Or that dirty pile of laundry
you used last night with Mongo.
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No!
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I got a brother named Mongo.
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You're right. I am an adult.
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I mean, why am I sneaking boys
in the house?
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I'm not 12 anymore.
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Come on, let's go upstairs
and play strip Nintendo like adults.
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All right!
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Oh, hi, Daddy, I'm 18,
and I can do whatever I want.
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- This is Jake.
- Hi.
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We're going to Kelly's room.
Hold my calls.
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Hi, Jake. I'm sorry
Kelly didn't introduce us...
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...but before you go to the room,
let me introduce you...
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...to the rest of the house.
This is the end of the banister.
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Oh, and meet my wall.
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What's that, Jake, you say,
"How do you get out?"
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- Well, how about the door?
- No, please don't.
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Oh, don't worry about it.
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Don't be a stranger.
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Judging by where he landed,
I'd say I'm about 10 inches...
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...from my record toss of 20 feet.
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- I believe that was--
- Larry.
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Hey, I got a brother named Larry.
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Daddy, we have to talk.
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I'm 18, and I have my rights.
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Believe her, she's heard them plenty:
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She has the right to remain silent,
the right to an attorney--
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Don't you have to get on your hands
and knees and call somebody?
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Come on, Daddy,
why can't I do what I want?
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Al, honey, I need my tushy rubbed.
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You see what happens when you sneak
into a bedroom before you're married?
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Well, I want my rights in this house.
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And I am gonna hold my breath until
you understand that I am an adult.
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I'm holding it.
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I am not breathing.
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I'm really serious this time.
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I think I'm blacking out.
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There, I've done it, I've blacked out.
Are you happy now?
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She may need mouth-to-mouth, Dad.
Should I call some street-corner bums?
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It is just those kind of inseminations
that make Daddy think I'm a bad girl.
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I breathed.
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God, this is hard.
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How do those guys on submarines
hold their breath for so long?
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Pumpkin...
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...in order for a house to be a home,
only one can make the rules.
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And in this house, those rules...
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...are made by the man.
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Daddy, if you won't listen
to reason...
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...then I'm gonna have to get
my own place to live.
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Sweetheart, threats don't work on me.
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No one's rubbing my tush!
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You see, I've already been to hell.
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She's leaving, Al.
Do you know what that means?
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It means we're old.
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Old, Al.
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It's not so hard for you,
you've been old.
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I just never thought
this would happen to me.
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Here it comes.
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Am I getting old?
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How would I know,
I never look at you.
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Well, Dad...
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...I guess this is au revoir.
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Mom, Adidas.
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All right now there, missy...
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...I think we've played this charade
a little bit too long.
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Now, you don't fool me for one minute,
but look at your mother.
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You got her so worried,
she's looking every bit her 50 years.
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I'm sorry, Daddy, but if you won't
respect me as an adult...
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...I have no choice
but to be my own mistress.
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Hey, what do you mean, 50?
Where'd you get 50?
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Well, because 100
was taken by your mother.
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Now, pumpkin,
let me explain something to you.
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Don't be fooled
by "Couchise" over here.
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In the real world, you can't find
a place to live without money.
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I have money, $246.
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She's leaving, Al.
Say something to her.
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Pumpkin, could you loan
your old dad a couple of bucks?
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There's this new bowling ball I want.
You know, blue with a swirl.
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It's only $80,
you know I'm good for it.
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Goodbye, Mom.
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She's gone!
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Al, our baby's gone. Hold me.
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I didn't hold you when we conceived
her, why would I start now?
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Oh, Al!
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There, there, old one.
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Al, I'm really getting worried.
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Kelly promised that she'd call,
and it's been six hours.
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Yet you were okay when she used
to go to drive-ins in a van that read:
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"Virgin Sacrifice Tour '90."
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Not everybody in ripped jeans,
no underwear and a black hood...
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...is a bad influence, honey.
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Go away, Peg.
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Al, was I a good mother?
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You're not even a good smoke.
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Oh, Bud, my son,
where are you going?
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- Honey, don't forget a jacket.
- Mom, it's 80 degrees outside.
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Come here. Let me feel your head.
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Gee, it's kind of lumpy.
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I-- I never noticed that before.
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Bud, was I a good mother?
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Well, you must have been.
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I was the only 8-month-old baby who
knew how to change his own diaper.
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Well, I wish you would have
said something.
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Anyhow, from now on,
I am really gonna be a great mom.
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You'll see, we'll be just like pals.
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Hush, little baby, don't you cry
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Mama's gonna give you a pizza pie
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- Dad.
- Oh, yeah.
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I didn't see you helping me
when I was rubbing her butt...
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...lo, those many years.
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There's a 10 spot in it for you, Dad.
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Oh, all right.
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Peg, leave the boy go.
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But I need someone to hug.
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You're on your own, son.
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I'll get it.
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My baby!
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Mom, I'm warning you.
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Hello? Hi, Kelly.
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Okay. Yeah, I'll tell them. Bye.
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She got an apartment.
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And if that pizza pie don't sing
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Mama's gonna buy you a chicken wing
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My little baby.
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Just a little-wittle waddle-addle man.
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Open the hangar, here it comes.
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Help me.
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What are you complaining about?
At least you're eating.
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You'll never leave your mommy,
will you?
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Why go out with a girl my age
when I can stay home...
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...and be oiled and powdered
by my insane mother?
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Oh, Al, what will I do
when he gets too big to cuddle?
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That's it. That does it for me.
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If you need me, I'll be
writing my soon-to-be-published...
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...How to Stay Cool
While Mommy Watches You Tinkle.
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Pookie, can we talk?
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Oh, sure, I just have to mash 'nanas
for Bud's lunch.
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Well, I didn't wanna interrupt you
while you were...
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...emasculating our son.
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But, Peg, I suspect your mind...
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...much like the lost continent
of Atlantis...
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...no longer appears on any map.
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You know, Al, kids grow up
so darned fast.
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Let's have another baby.
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Peg, there's just a couple of things
I'd rather do first.
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I'd rather dive off the Sears Tower
headfirst into a thumbtack...
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...or I'd rather bait a crocodile
with my manhood...
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...which I believe
is what got me into this mess.
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Well, wait a minute, but I forgot.
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You're as loony as a tune.
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So of course
we can have another child.
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Oh, look, here comes our baby now.
Let's call him Insano...
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...the product of our love.
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- You don't even miss Kelly, do you?
- Nope.
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You are an unfeeling brute.
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I must bathe my boy.
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Oh, Bud, here comes Mommy.
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Get out the ducky sponge.
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I'm not an unfeeling brute.
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She's 18, she ought to be gone.
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If I didn't get to lick the mashed
'nana bowl, I'd be gone too.
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Today on Oprah:
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Parents who just don't give a damn
and grew old and depressed...
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...because their children left
and won't talk to them.
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Daddy, can I have a Buddy Burger?
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No, honey,
you've had too many already.
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Then I hate you!
And I'm running away forever.
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Bonnie did run away,
into the path of a speeding truck.
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The moral is
have us scrape one off the grill...
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...so you don't have to scrape one
off the street.
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Buddy, Buddy, Buddy Burgers
Made with love
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And lard!
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Excuse me, Al, I'd like you
to meet my new boyfriend, Sam.
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Al, tell Sam what you do for a living.
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I.... I sell shoes.
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And how long
have you been doing this?
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Twenty years.
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And finally, exactly how old
are the socks...
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...you're wearing on your feet?
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Not quite as old
as the hair on your legs.
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I'm glad you're here, Marce,
I have to talk to you.
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You know Kelly, don't you?
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Blond, pretty...
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...her boyfriends sometimes
climb into my room by mistake.
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- Yes, I believe I know the young lady.
- Well, if she had $246...
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...she could find a nice place to live,
couldn't she?
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Two hundred and forty-six dollars?
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With money like that
to throw around...
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...you gotta figure she's either living
in a Big Gulp cup...
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...or she's selling her body for Pez.
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- Why do you ask?
- Well, she moved out.
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- Think I should go get her?
- Absolutely not.
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This is Kelly's first step
towards independence.
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I mean, even if she's starving
and freezing to death...
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...and setting a rat on fire for heat,
she's still better off.
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I mean, if you go and rescue her...
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...you're only going to reinforce
the traditional role...
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...of female subservience to men.
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And that's something
I find personally odious.
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Let's see some knee, babe.
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So don't worry. It may not be an
easy road, but-- Stop that, you scamp.
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But I think Kelly is perfectly capable
of surviving on her own.
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On her own, on her own,
on her own.
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So all I'm trying to say here is,
with a little luck...
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...Kelly will turn out to be
as strong and independent...
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...as the woman you see before you.
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Give me some lip, baby.
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I'm coming, pumpkin!
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- Daddy.
- Hi, pumpkin.
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- I came to see how you're doing.
- Well, come in.
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I...
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I brought you something.
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Pez?
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Yeah, you know,
I didn't want you to have...
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...to do anything for them.
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Hey, this is some place. This...
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00:18:46,008 --> 00:18:47,877
Well, a TV.
244
00:18:48,042 --> 00:18:50,044
Is that a cable box?
245
00:18:52,374 --> 00:18:56,045
- Gee, what's blowing on my neck?
- It's the air conditioning, Daddy.
246
00:18:58,540 --> 00:19:00,909
Well, what else you got here?
247
00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:02,775
Nice.
248
00:19:09,039 --> 00:19:12,075
Great Caesar's ghost!
249
00:19:17,004 --> 00:19:20,374
- You were worried, weren't you, Daddy?
- Move over, Kelly.
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00:19:22,038 --> 00:19:24,540
- You know, I'm really sorry about--
- Mustard.
251
00:19:26,037 --> 00:19:28,239
- I wanted to call--
- Knife.
252
00:19:36,535 --> 00:19:38,337
Kelly...
253
00:19:38,769 --> 00:19:42,306
...how do you afford a place like this
on only $246?
254
00:19:42,467 --> 00:19:44,369
Well, I'm kind of sharing the place.
255
00:19:44,534 --> 00:19:46,870
My roommate takes care
of most of the bills.
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00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:50,335
Honey, I'm here.
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Don't you look nice.
258
00:19:53,766 --> 00:19:57,336
- And who are you?
- Oh, I'm the guy that did this:
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- Daddy, you don't understand.
- No, I understand.
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00:20:01,998 --> 00:20:04,067
Old guy, young girl,
fancy apartment...
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00:20:04,231 --> 00:20:07,634
...cold cuts like there's no tomorrow.
I know what's going on.
262
00:20:07,797 --> 00:20:11,034
I'm so upset,
I can hardly eat this sandwich.
263
00:20:12,596 --> 00:20:15,699
Daddy! What happened?
264
00:20:15,862 --> 00:20:18,665
Dad, meet Brooke, my roommate.
265
00:20:19,194 --> 00:20:22,164
You killed my daddy!
266
00:20:22,727 --> 00:20:25,830
You mean, you're not having an affair
with my daughter?
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00:20:26,193 --> 00:20:28,529
Of course not.
268
00:20:29,059 --> 00:20:32,629
- You really do care, don't you?
- Well, sure I do.
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You're my little girl.
270
00:20:36,325 --> 00:20:39,595
I think he's swallowing his tongue.
271
00:20:39,923 --> 00:20:43,360
You know, pumpkin, maybe we can
bend a few of those old rules...
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...if you come home.
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00:20:45,522 --> 00:20:47,424
Can I have boys in my room?
274
00:20:47,589 --> 00:20:50,625
Well, let's take that
on a case-by-case basis.
275
00:20:59,352 --> 00:21:03,189
Well, obviously neutering
doesn't do a damn thing.
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00:21:07,151 --> 00:21:08,552
Hi, Kel.
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00:21:08,717 --> 00:21:12,454
I was just scaring off the cat
that keeps calling here.
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Bud, either get a girl
or get a collar.
279
00:21:15,849 --> 00:21:18,218
Well, I guess you two
will be needing the couch.
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00:21:18,382 --> 00:21:20,083
Oh, Jake, on your way out...
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...check out our file
of free clinics nearby.
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00:21:23,114 --> 00:21:24,882
Thanks, dog boy.
283
00:21:25,046 --> 00:21:28,216
Well, we won't be needing the couch.
Dad and I have an agreement.
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00:21:28,379 --> 00:21:29,647
We're going to my room.
285
00:21:30,045 --> 00:21:31,780
Are you sure?
286
00:21:31,945 --> 00:21:34,180
My left eye still wanders
from the last time.
287
00:21:34,343 --> 00:21:38,047
Oh, don't worry,
Daddy's just a big old teddy bear.
288
00:21:39,009 --> 00:21:40,944
Hi, Daddy.
We're going to my room...
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...as per our agreement.
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00:21:43,174 --> 00:21:46,177
Hi, Mr. Bundy. Remember me?
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00:22:14,798 --> 00:22:18,168
- So long, Jake.
- So long, Al.
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I do believe that's a record.
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