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Yep.
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Finally, a day off.
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Oh, I'm gonna have me some fun.
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What?!
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Hi, honey. Are you enjoying
your day off?
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Peg, you know I am.
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Now, how are you gonna ruin it
for me?
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Sex, chores, what?
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Well, I guess we'll just stick
to chores today.
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But I'll give you a choice:
shower or fix the doorbell.
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How much work is it
to fix the doorbell?
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Well, unlike taking a shower,
you might have to raise an arm.
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Oh, Al, it makes
this wheezing, pathetic sound.
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I'm embarrassed
to have my girlfriends hear it.
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Oh, come on, they've heard worse.
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You know, "Move along, Bossie,
no grazing here."
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Or, "Hey, how about sharing
that cud?"
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Excuse me.
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That's the doorbell, Al.
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Come in.
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Oh, hi, I'm Brenda.
I'm your new neighbor.
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I just moved into the house
across the street.
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Oh, yeah,
the old Thomson house.
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You know, he used to be in charge
of the soy trough over at Mr. Egg Roll.
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But then he got promoted to the guy
who says, "What size drink with that?"
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So we knew he'd be moving
to a better neighborhood.
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- Hi, I'm Peggy.
- Hi.
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If you want anyone
to tell a secret to, just tell me.
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Oh, and if you need any gossip
on any of the neighbors, just ask me.
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People tell me everything.
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Yeah? I've heard about the people
who live on the other side of you...
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...the Bundys.
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Boy, the stories
I've been hearing about them.
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They say the husband will steal
your paper, stalk your pets...
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...and eat your garbage.
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Hey, half a potato is not garbage.
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Anyway, this moving in is difficult.
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It's harder because
I don't have a man.
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I know. Where do you find one
these days?
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The movers left my couch in front of
the house, and I have a job interview.
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I dance on tables for men
near airports.
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I was wondering if you could
watch it for me until I get back.
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Well, a quarter
might keep my eyes open.
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You know, it's funny, a quarter used
to keep them closed in high school.
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Well, miss, it's my day off,
and as you can see, I'm all alone...
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...so I don't mind
moving that couch for you.
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Well, it is a big couch.
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But then, you're a big man.
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Hi, I'm Brenda Kostrowski.
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Peggy, do you mind
if I borrow this big strong guy?
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Yeah, okay. Just have him back
by tomorrow.
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He has to perform brain surgery
in the morning...
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...and he has a loafer sale
in the afternoon.
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Oh, my mother worries so.
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After you, my rear.
I mean, my dear.
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You are too tired to fix the doorbell
and yet you can go move her couch?
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Yeah.
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Let's hurry up and get that couch
inside before Peg wants to go sit on it.
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Why do we have to fix the doorbell?
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Well, Kelly, that's why
grown-ups have kids.
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They have me to fix things
and you...
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...to say, "What's that?"
every time you see an airplane.
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Now, you're sure the power's off.
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For the thousandth time,
yes, the power is off.
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Help me!
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Kelly, spell "off."
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Spell it!
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"O" something.
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Well, I'm just gonna go change
the old underwear...
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...and we'll start this again.
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Maybe next time
you can go the extra mile...
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...and put a bucket of water
for me to stand in.
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Peg! Peg, come here!
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Guess what happened.
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Buck stood upright
and he's taking over your job.
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- Yeah, like he could work the register.
- Oh, please.
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- Just tell me what happened.
- Well, after I moved Brenda's couch...
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...she said I was cute.
Oh, Peg, I think she likes me.
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Oh, honey, how could she?
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Oh, believe me, Al-- And I'm telling you
this as your wife and as your friend.
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no one likes you.
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Face it, sweetie.
I know you better than anyone...
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...and believe me, she sees you
as the world sees you:
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As cheap labor.
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Now, how about a beer?
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Hi, Mom. Listen...
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...Bud needs this to stand in
while he fixes the doorbell.
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I've gotta go tease my way
up and down the block.
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I heard from the women
in the neighborhood...
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...that there's a new stud in town.
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Al, Kelly and I have some
mother-daughter stuff to do.
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We'll be home by dark.
What'd you hear about him?
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Well, they said that he's big
and strong and good-looking.
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Help me get this ring off.
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- Okay, what else?
- That's it.
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They were watching him move a couch
into some house across the street.
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I wonder who he is.
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Kelly, that stud...
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...used to tuck you in
when you were a baby.
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They were looking
at the garbage man?
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Al, it was nothing.
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She was a baby, she was crying,
I was watching the soaps.
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He just couldn't stand the noise.
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Kelly, that stud is me.
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- You're funny, Daddy. Now, who is he?
- Tell her, Peg.
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Tell her who
the good-looking stud is...
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...who has all the neighborhood
women shaving their moustaches.
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It can't be. I'm going outside.
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There's gotta be someone else
out there.
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What did they say about me?
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Well, they said you
had the arms of a blacksmith...
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- ...and the legs of a god.
- Did they say anything about my butt?
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I was bending over a lot out there.
Did anyone notice? Did they? Did they?
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- They liked it, Dad.
- Yes!
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And do you know why
they liked it, pumpkin?
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Because you
played high school football?
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Because I played
high school football.
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It never really fades, does it?
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You wanna see me in my uniform?
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No.
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But I bet you Bud would.
I'll just go get him.
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Oh, those poor Al-starved
neighborhood women.
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Hey, if loving me is wrong,
they don't wanna be right.
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Pumpkin, can I ask you something?
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When two people are as beautiful
as we are...
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...is it terrible to flaunt
what we have?
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Terrible? It's an obligation.
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A duty. I mean, it's like belonging
to whoever wins you in a knife fight.
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Yeah.
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But the important thing
is to never let them touch you.
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Remember, they will never buy the cow
if they can get the eggs for free.
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I did.
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Anyway, I'm gonna do a few pushups
and go out there and wash the car.
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Of course, I'll need a rag.
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- Where are you going?
- Where does it look like I'm going?
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Mr. Pudding Belly tryouts?
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No, my little couch doily.
I'm going to wash the car.
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This can't be happening.
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They couldn't be talking about him.
They just couldn't.
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I don't know
what he's doing out there.
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There is not a woman
to be found anywhere.
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- He's back!
- Look!
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He's washing a car!
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Looks like I got some suds
on my pants.
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Al, stop that.
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Mind your own business.
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I don't know what they're looking at.
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They've never seen flies circle
the head of a man before?
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No, it's attitude.
150
00:12:26,254 --> 00:12:28,389
I mean, for example...
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...let's just say that there's somebody
so unattractive in this room...
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...that even the girl cats
won't let him pet them.
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Now, how would this person--
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Well, let's just call him Bub.
- get attention?
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He could go on using
his daddy's credit card...
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...you know, calling date hotlines and
saying he's Señor Pablo, U.N. diplomat.
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Or he could learn, before he loses
his hair to reveal his head pimples...
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...that if you think you're hot,
other people will too.
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Señor Pablo will not forget this.
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You should've seen it, Peg.
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A million women staring at me,
hooting and screaming.
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Now I know what the Beatles felt like.
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Sweetheart, there
were three women out there.
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One was 60, one was 80...
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...and one was older than the tree
they used to cut for her wooden leg.
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Hey, that's how
Tom Jones started, baby.
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Excuse me, Mr. Bundy.
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I was trying to wash my car,
but I'm just a weak little woman.
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Would it be asking too much
for you to come over--
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You know, without your shirt.
- and buff my bumpers?
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Now, don't go getting
your nose hairs in an uproar.
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You are not going anywhere.
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00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:14,187
Now, I don't know where this sexy "I'm
a human being" nonsense came from...
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...but it's gonna stop right now.
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Too late. The fuse is lit
and the fire is on. Burn baby, burn.
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It's an Al inferno.
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Marcie, I tell you, this is serious.
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Something is going on.
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He showered.
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In the morning.
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Now, the only time that Al used to
shower was right after we had sex.
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Immediately after.
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Sometimes even during.
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And you know what else?
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He bought a toothbrush...
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...with a rubber tip.
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- Oh, Peggy.
- I know.
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I don't know what to do.
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He's happy. He smells good.
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He's even making more money
at the shoe store.
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And last night, when I was rifling
through his pants to get some of it...
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...I found these:
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Tic tacs.
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Well, according to the book
I've just read...
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...Keep Him Down, Keep Him Down,
Keep Him Down:
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A Woman's Guide to Happiness...
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...you don't really have to worry until
a man stops buying white underwear.
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The time to sweat is when
men buy underwear in a tube.
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You know, the bright-colored ones
fat European men use as bathing suits.
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00:16:05,512 --> 00:16:07,314
Well, I don't have to worry
about that.
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00:16:07,478 --> 00:16:10,882
Al would never give up
his white Hanes underwear.
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Size 34, three to a pack.
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I know that because I bought him
a three-pack a couple of years ago...
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...and he still has two
he hasn't even used yet.
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Ladies.
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Excuse me, I should say,
"Lovely ladies."
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Hi, Al.
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Shut up.
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What are you doing
home in the middle of the day?
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I just thought I'd freshen up a bit with
a shower and then go back to work.
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Oh, by the way, have you seen
my new underwear?
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Zebra-striped.
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He looks just as good going
as he does coming.
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Marcie!
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Sorry, I don't know
what came over me.
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Peg, you gotta come up and check
me out in my new underwear.
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You can bring Marcie too.
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Can we, Peggy, can we?
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A large foot? You, madam?
Oh, no.
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You merely have a full-figured foot.
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Oh, you.
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Tickle, tickle, tickle.
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Oh, please.
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Now, how many ballet slippers
can I fix you up with?
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You've been so delightful,
I'll just take them all.
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- This is for the shoes.
- Thank you.
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And this is
for the Cookie Monster.
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Well, serving number 57.
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- Me, me!
- Me!
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- I'm number 57!
- Al!
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- Al!
- Take a number.
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Oh, it's you. What's shaking, babe?
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Every chin in this store.
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Look, honey,
I went shopping for food...
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...and I brought you
some very special treats:
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Bread and cheese.
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Just picture them all nicely laid out
on a paper plate.
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- Oh, come home with me, honey.
- Sweetheart, you are a pearl...
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...but as you can see,
I have to be here for a long time.
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I baked you a pie, Mr. Bundy.
241
00:18:46,539 --> 00:18:47,707
Well, thank you.
242
00:18:47,872 --> 00:18:50,908
- Put it over there with the others.
- Okay.
243
00:18:53,371 --> 00:18:55,507
Anyhow, Peg, love the bread,
love the cheese...
244
00:18:55,672 --> 00:18:58,007
...but I got my little
shoe-store gig here...
245
00:18:58,171 --> 00:19:01,074
...so why don't you go on home
and run me a nice warm tub and--
246
00:19:01,238 --> 00:19:05,542
Oh, by the way,
lay out my leopard underwear.
247
00:19:09,771 --> 00:19:13,541
- Serving number 57.
- I'm number 57.
248
00:19:18,038 --> 00:19:20,974
Mom, Al's not home yet.
249
00:19:21,571 --> 00:19:24,473
Well, it's midnight
and his tube is empty.
250
00:19:28,671 --> 00:19:32,441
Mom, could you try not to eat corn
while I'm talking to you?
251
00:19:32,937 --> 00:19:35,172
Right. I'll call you in the morning.
252
00:19:37,237 --> 00:19:39,773
Gee, kids, you know,
I know I've dreamt about it...
253
00:19:39,937 --> 00:19:42,906
...but what would I do
if your father actually does leave?
254
00:19:43,870 --> 00:19:48,541
Don't worry, Mom. I mean, you have
the skills and education to...
255
00:19:50,570 --> 00:19:53,472
- Well, you sit a damn fine couch.
- Yeah.
256
00:19:56,636 --> 00:19:58,538
- Daddy's home!
- Dad!
257
00:20:00,236 --> 00:20:02,071
Gee, Al, where have you been?
258
00:20:02,236 --> 00:20:04,305
Oh, I was just...
259
00:20:04,469 --> 00:20:06,171
...walking around, and I...
260
00:20:07,069 --> 00:20:09,205
Then I stopped.
261
00:20:09,368 --> 00:20:11,771
My underwear was killing me.
262
00:20:13,335 --> 00:20:17,239
Even in a mild wind, you can
freeze a cheek in these babies.
263
00:20:20,101 --> 00:20:23,471
- Well, what happened, honey?
- Well, this beautiful...
264
00:20:23,635 --> 00:20:26,205
Very beautiful girl
came in the store...
265
00:20:26,368 --> 00:20:29,138
...and asked me to fly away
to the Greek islands with her.
266
00:20:29,701 --> 00:20:31,937
Well, did you go, Daddy?
267
00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:39,039
Yes, pumpkin, I went. I'm sorry
I didn't get a chance to say goodbye.
268
00:20:42,334 --> 00:20:45,070
Anyway, all she wanted
was a love toy.
269
00:20:45,267 --> 00:20:47,169
Yeah, I know the feeling.
270
00:20:48,900 --> 00:20:50,769
Oh, please.
271
00:20:51,134 --> 00:20:52,869
The only feeling that you know...
272
00:20:53,034 --> 00:20:56,070
...is Buck's fur against your cheek
on a warm summer night.
273
00:20:56,234 --> 00:20:59,170
- That's it!
- Oh, now-- Now, kids.
274
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:02,769
It was every man's fantasy...
275
00:21:02,934 --> 00:21:05,903
...to be kept by a woman
whose skirt is as short...
276
00:21:06,067 --> 00:21:09,304
...as the life span of the man
that she chooses.
277
00:21:10,633 --> 00:21:13,703
- But I said no.
- Why?
278
00:21:17,366 --> 00:21:20,903
Well, because I realized that
everything I've been doing up to now...
279
00:21:21,066 --> 00:21:24,970
...the bathing, the brushing,
the changing of the socks...
280
00:21:25,432 --> 00:21:29,303
...the being nice to people,
the trying to succeed...
281
00:21:29,465 --> 00:21:31,367
...it's all for nothing.
282
00:21:31,532 --> 00:21:35,736
All those things
are designed to attract.
283
00:21:36,098 --> 00:21:38,601
And why should I be attractive?
284
00:21:38,766 --> 00:21:40,834
I'm married with children.
285
00:21:54,498 --> 00:21:57,167
Mom, look at him.
286
00:21:57,531 --> 00:21:59,300
What's happening?
287
00:22:04,431 --> 00:22:06,099
I'm scared.
288
00:22:06,264 --> 00:22:08,533
He's coming back.
289
00:22:09,364 --> 00:22:11,867
My Al is coming back!
290
00:22:23,163 --> 00:22:26,166
Hanes! He's back!
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