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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:18,011 I can't believe we lost again. 2 00:01:18,176 --> 00:01:21,112 Well, it's not your fault, honey. You played great. 3 00:01:21,310 --> 00:01:23,178 You played great too, Mom. 4 00:01:23,343 --> 00:01:24,911 And you played a good game too. 5 00:01:25,076 --> 00:01:28,413 Gee, if we all played such a good game I wonder why we lost. 6 00:01:35,076 --> 00:01:36,511 What are you looking at? 7 00:01:38,176 --> 00:01:40,912 Yeah, I know I made a few errors. 8 00:01:41,676 --> 00:01:45,046 For instance, one, two and three. 9 00:01:49,043 --> 00:01:51,345 I just have a couple of nagging injuries, that's all. 10 00:01:51,510 --> 00:01:54,579 I'll be fine for next week's game. Trust me. 11 00:01:55,410 --> 00:01:58,379 I'm still in my prime. Spasm! Help me! 12 00:02:00,076 --> 00:02:02,412 Breathe through the pain, Dad. 13 00:02:02,576 --> 00:02:05,946 Breathe, breathe. 14 00:02:06,109 --> 00:02:07,944 Oh, yes. 15 00:02:13,576 --> 00:02:15,412 Oh, that's better. 16 00:02:15,576 --> 00:02:18,446 Okay, kids, why don't you take the bats downstairs. 17 00:02:18,610 --> 00:02:22,113 Somewhere out of Daddy's reach. You know, next to success. 18 00:02:25,276 --> 00:02:26,811 Honey, I asked them to leave... 19 00:02:26,976 --> 00:02:30,246 ...because you know I don't like insulting you in front of the children. 20 00:02:30,410 --> 00:02:33,413 It was embarrassing the way you missed everything out there today. 21 00:02:33,576 --> 00:02:36,012 It was like you were in the bathroom. 22 00:02:37,376 --> 00:02:39,912 Peg, I told you. It's all injury-related. 23 00:02:40,077 --> 00:02:42,346 Believe me, when I heal I'll be batting 400 again. 24 00:02:42,510 --> 00:02:44,078 In both cases. 25 00:02:45,310 --> 00:02:48,446 And I'll tell you something else. It wasn't me who cost us that game. 26 00:02:48,610 --> 00:02:50,912 It was those stupid calls by that stupid umpire. 27 00:02:51,077 --> 00:02:53,246 I really believe it was personal, Peg. 28 00:03:00,343 --> 00:03:01,678 You stink. 29 00:03:03,144 --> 00:03:05,546 It was so much fun calling you out. 30 00:03:05,843 --> 00:03:10,181 I know it was little compared to the big "out" God called on you. 31 00:03:10,643 --> 00:03:14,380 But still, it was worth dressing up like a Ninja Turtle. 32 00:03:15,177 --> 00:03:18,480 I'm glad you're happy, rooster bait. 33 00:03:19,144 --> 00:03:20,478 You're the reason we lost. 34 00:03:20,643 --> 00:03:22,578 Your bad 10-minute long call. 35 00:03:22,943 --> 00:03:26,981 Hey, a lot of fans feel I add color to the game... 36 00:03:27,144 --> 00:03:30,847 ...with my patented, "Strike!" 37 00:03:31,576 --> 00:03:35,380 Besides, it diverts attention from you. 38 00:03:35,544 --> 00:03:39,048 Slinking back to the dugout after yet another mighty whiff. 39 00:03:41,644 --> 00:03:45,081 Marcie, Al's had a rough day. 40 00:03:45,511 --> 00:03:48,947 Why don't you just sit down here and we'll talk about something else. 41 00:03:52,977 --> 00:03:55,980 You really stunk today, Al. 42 00:03:56,311 --> 00:03:59,647 You know, Al is so typical of a man when he gets his age. 43 00:04:00,044 --> 00:04:02,079 In his head, he thinks he's still young. 44 00:04:02,244 --> 00:04:03,578 But look at him. 45 00:04:03,877 --> 00:04:09,215 Two hundred pounds of hairless, mindless, aging monkey meat. 46 00:04:12,044 --> 00:04:16,081 And, you know, that's just the part oozing between the buttons. 47 00:04:17,878 --> 00:04:20,547 Oh, it's too bad some men don't know how to give up... 48 00:04:20,878 --> 00:04:24,381 ...their sports gracefully instead of lingering on like big babies. 49 00:04:24,544 --> 00:04:27,047 Yeah, doggone it, if we could only be comfortable... 50 00:04:27,210 --> 00:04:29,446 ...with our age like you darn gals. 51 00:04:30,311 --> 00:04:32,479 I mean, in the morning you go in the bathroom... 52 00:04:32,644 --> 00:04:35,280 ...a little blush, a little mascara. And voilà! 53 00:04:35,444 --> 00:04:38,280 You got an old woman scared of rain. 54 00:04:41,577 --> 00:04:45,548 Then you try to clean and jerk your breasts into a bra. 55 00:04:46,911 --> 00:04:51,382 Ease some exercise pants over that front and back belly. 56 00:04:51,911 --> 00:04:55,281 And go down to the market and flirt with the bag boy. 57 00:04:55,544 --> 00:04:57,246 I guess what I'm trying to say is: 58 00:04:57,411 --> 00:05:01,948 It's just pretty pathetic when we guys try to cling to our youth. 59 00:05:02,278 --> 00:05:05,281 Well, I'll tell you something about women you may not know. 60 00:05:05,444 --> 00:05:07,613 We always get even. 61 00:05:07,878 --> 00:05:10,480 So let's just take a look at who's umpiring... 62 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:12,646 ...next week's championship game. 63 00:05:13,145 --> 00:05:16,281 Well, geez Louise, it's me. 64 00:05:16,878 --> 00:05:20,615 It's a good thing for you I'm big enough not to hold a grudge. 65 00:05:22,011 --> 00:05:24,580 I'm gonna go home and practice for the game. 66 00:05:24,844 --> 00:05:26,846 "You're out." 67 00:05:27,011 --> 00:05:28,379 "You're out." 68 00:05:28,612 --> 00:05:32,349 "You, sir, stink. And you're out." 69 00:05:32,512 --> 00:05:34,847 Out. Out. 70 00:05:35,211 --> 00:05:37,947 Out! 71 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:46,480 Al, when you were talking about women... 72 00:05:46,645 --> 00:05:49,281 ...you didn't mean me, did you? 73 00:05:51,278 --> 00:05:53,514 I never do. 74 00:05:54,978 --> 00:05:56,212 Thanks, honey. 75 00:05:56,378 --> 00:05:58,113 Well... 76 00:06:00,912 --> 00:06:03,081 ...I'm gonna go upstairs now and take a shower. 77 00:06:03,245 --> 00:06:06,648 What? After only three ballgames? 78 00:06:08,345 --> 00:06:11,348 Can't I take a shower without there being a reason? 79 00:06:13,512 --> 00:06:16,515 And I don't want to hear any more about me losing that game. 80 00:06:16,679 --> 00:06:19,014 People say I'm getting old. I'm not getting old. 81 00:06:19,178 --> 00:06:21,547 I can still do everything I always did. 82 00:06:21,845 --> 00:06:24,348 God, how many more steps are there? 83 00:06:27,046 --> 00:06:30,649 Well, we got the ice pack on his back, heat pack on his neck... 84 00:06:30,912 --> 00:06:33,648 ...and a six-pack down his throat. 85 00:06:34,412 --> 00:06:37,548 - So how is he? - Sweaty, drunk and blue. 86 00:06:39,079 --> 00:06:42,182 Gee, just like the night we made you. 87 00:06:52,512 --> 00:06:56,516 Mrs. Bundy, Bundy children. Is your husband here? 88 00:06:57,179 --> 00:07:00,215 No, I'm cooking feet for dinner. 89 00:07:00,745 --> 00:07:03,081 Of course he's home. You want me to go call him? 90 00:07:03,246 --> 00:07:05,615 No, we've got something we want to talk over with you. 91 00:07:05,912 --> 00:07:08,081 As you know, we still have high hopes... 92 00:07:08,246 --> 00:07:10,581 ...to win the league championship next week. 93 00:07:10,912 --> 00:07:12,447 Don't worry, Dad says he'll be ready. 94 00:07:13,079 --> 00:07:16,082 Let's face facts, your father stinks. 95 00:07:16,346 --> 00:07:18,415 I say we should dump the old dog. 96 00:07:19,079 --> 00:07:21,281 Dump him? You can't. 97 00:07:21,446 --> 00:07:25,417 How about if we just move him to first base and not throw to him? 98 00:07:30,146 --> 00:07:33,482 What the say "duh" kid is trying to say... 99 00:07:33,646 --> 00:07:36,149 ...is that you can't take softball away from Daddy. 100 00:07:36,313 --> 00:07:39,482 Why don't you just lock him out of his own bathroom while you're at it? 101 00:07:39,646 --> 00:07:42,282 That's it. Leave the man with nothing, why don't you? 102 00:07:42,446 --> 00:07:44,181 Oh, now, now. Easy, dear. 103 00:07:44,346 --> 00:07:46,148 They can't get rid of your Dad. 104 00:07:46,313 --> 00:07:48,148 The championship game is next week... 105 00:07:48,313 --> 00:07:50,848 ...and they cannot play with one man short. 106 00:07:51,012 --> 00:07:54,182 As luck would have it, we happened on a replacement. 107 00:07:54,346 --> 00:07:56,081 We'd like you to meet Sven. 108 00:07:56,613 --> 00:07:58,915 Oh, Sven. 109 00:08:11,980 --> 00:08:15,317 He bats 380, he's got a cannon for an arm... 110 00:08:15,479 --> 00:08:18,516 ...and he runs like children from your husband. 111 00:08:19,313 --> 00:08:24,217 Now, all those in favor of dumping Bundy raise your hand. 112 00:08:31,147 --> 00:08:34,884 Gee, how did that get up there? 113 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:42,850 Mom, you're not really gonna vote Dad out, are you? 114 00:08:45,180 --> 00:08:47,416 Honey, it's for the championship. 115 00:08:47,579 --> 00:08:51,083 It has nothing to do with playing with Sven... 116 00:08:51,579 --> 00:08:55,583 ...his tensed buttocks in his tight uniform... 117 00:08:55,880 --> 00:09:01,118 ...the autumn sun glinting on his glistening, heaving pecks. 118 00:09:02,347 --> 00:09:06,551 Come on, everybody, let's welcome Sven to the team. 119 00:09:09,547 --> 00:09:12,317 Nice game, baby. 120 00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:15,617 What did you say, young Bundys? We need your votes. 121 00:09:15,913 --> 00:09:19,050 According to team rules, the vote has to be unanimous. 122 00:09:19,213 --> 00:09:22,350 It can be unanimous or out loud. 123 00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:27,849 I don't care, you're still not getting my vote. 124 00:09:28,047 --> 00:09:30,249 It's just like I wrote in my fourth grade essay: 125 00:09:30,414 --> 00:09:33,350 "Daddy good. Sleepy now." 126 00:09:37,580 --> 00:09:38,982 Yeah. 127 00:09:39,447 --> 00:09:40,948 We don't care about winning. 128 00:09:41,113 --> 00:09:43,816 Now, that man loves the game and we love that man. 129 00:09:43,980 --> 00:09:47,583 Besides, if we voted against him, he'd kick the living crap out of us. 130 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:50,382 You know, you'll have to forgive the kids. 131 00:09:50,547 --> 00:09:53,583 They still think of Al as their father. 132 00:09:55,247 --> 00:09:56,915 Hey! It's the team. 133 00:09:58,580 --> 00:10:01,383 Sorry, guys, about that little slip-up this afternoon. 134 00:10:01,547 --> 00:10:05,351 But don't worry about me. I'll be there for you next week. 135 00:10:05,947 --> 00:10:09,284 Who's the guy with the backpack shaped like my wife? 136 00:10:16,881 --> 00:10:18,115 Your replacement. 137 00:10:18,281 --> 00:10:21,351 Oh, good. That way, I can concentrate more on baseball. 138 00:10:25,914 --> 00:10:28,417 Watch that morning kiss, buddy. 139 00:10:29,847 --> 00:10:33,584 No, no, Al. We meant your replacement on the team. 140 00:10:33,881 --> 00:10:35,215 How can we put this gently? 141 00:10:35,381 --> 00:10:37,417 - We think you stink. - Yeah. 142 00:10:38,981 --> 00:10:40,916 Oh, stink, do I? 143 00:10:41,348 --> 00:10:43,984 Let me paint a picture for you. 144 00:10:44,148 --> 00:10:46,417 May 6th, 1982. 145 00:10:46,614 --> 00:10:49,083 New Market Mallers, 0 and 10. 146 00:10:50,048 --> 00:10:54,919 But then, out of the shoe fields, came a fresh-faced kid... 147 00:10:55,214 --> 00:10:58,484 ...with fire in his eyes and thunder in his bat. 148 00:10:58,881 --> 00:11:00,916 Enter the Bundy era. 149 00:11:01,281 --> 00:11:04,217 Let's remember some great moments from the man whose jockstrap... 150 00:11:04,415 --> 00:11:07,151 ...none of you are fit to carry. 151 00:11:07,981 --> 00:11:11,284 Or get within a 100 yards of. 152 00:11:12,981 --> 00:11:18,053 Remember with me if you will June 9th, 1983. 153 00:11:18,214 --> 00:11:19,616 Game on the line. 154 00:11:20,014 --> 00:11:23,217 The opposing team drills one into left field where you, Norris... 155 00:11:23,415 --> 00:11:25,016 ...were standing frozen. 156 00:11:25,181 --> 00:11:27,383 Bundy sprints to the fence and spears it. 157 00:11:27,548 --> 00:11:31,218 Mallers win and Bundy, MVP. 158 00:11:31,915 --> 00:11:34,484 Let us remember now Bundy on the base paths. 159 00:11:34,848 --> 00:11:37,818 A little dribbler hit by you, Nessin. 160 00:11:37,982 --> 00:11:39,984 Bundy, needing to score to win the game... 161 00:11:40,148 --> 00:11:42,884 ...lowered his head into the toughest catcher in the game... 162 00:11:43,049 --> 00:11:45,184 ...and took out Mrs. Shephouse. 163 00:11:49,315 --> 00:11:52,184 Separating her shoulder and ending her career. 164 00:11:54,149 --> 00:11:57,452 Mallers win. And Bundy, once again... 165 00:11:57,615 --> 00:12:00,251 ...MVP. 166 00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:06,851 You still want to bench me? 167 00:12:07,249 --> 00:12:09,518 Yeah, you stink. 168 00:12:09,882 --> 00:12:11,083 Well, you can't! 169 00:12:11,249 --> 00:12:14,285 I know you need a unanimous vote to get me out of next week's game. 170 00:12:14,481 --> 00:12:18,285 And I happen to know that my family wouldn't do that to their old man. 171 00:12:18,848 --> 00:12:21,418 Best your vote could have been was: 172 00:12:22,115 --> 00:12:23,784 Six to three. 173 00:12:23,982 --> 00:12:25,450 Seven to two. 174 00:12:25,615 --> 00:12:27,984 Why, Peg? 175 00:12:28,615 --> 00:12:31,384 Well, it was for the good of the team. 176 00:12:35,015 --> 00:12:38,485 Al, you gotta feel this. 177 00:12:40,082 --> 00:12:42,351 I'm gonna call for one more vote, Bundy. 178 00:12:42,516 --> 00:12:46,253 You can call your son home from ballet school for all I care. 179 00:12:47,282 --> 00:12:49,451 I know I have the votes of my children. 180 00:12:49,616 --> 00:12:53,019 All right. I don't want to sway you. 181 00:12:53,182 --> 00:12:56,085 But don't you youngsters want to win... 182 00:12:56,249 --> 00:12:59,485 ...the first championship in Mallers's history? 183 00:13:00,582 --> 00:13:02,484 Well, not if it's gonna hurt my daddy. 184 00:13:02,848 --> 00:13:05,818 Well, what about free lunches at my restaurant? 185 00:13:06,549 --> 00:13:09,252 Can we see a menu first? 186 00:13:09,416 --> 00:13:10,850 Wait a minute. 187 00:13:11,049 --> 00:13:13,117 Now, kids, before we vote. 188 00:13:13,316 --> 00:13:17,620 May I share a little rhyme I learned when I was both your ages? 189 00:13:19,449 --> 00:13:23,253 "D" is for the many pies I made you 190 00:13:24,316 --> 00:13:28,053 "A" is for the apple in my eye 191 00:13:30,182 --> 00:13:34,153 "D" is for the dish you ate the pie in 192 00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:38,319 "D" is for the apple of my eye. 193 00:13:39,349 --> 00:13:41,851 "Y"? Because I love you 194 00:13:45,083 --> 00:13:48,053 Put them all together They spell "Daddy" 195 00:13:51,347 --> 00:13:54,550 I'm sorry, you can take your vote now. 196 00:13:55,183 --> 00:13:57,419 And starting for Al Bundy: 197 00:13:57,582 --> 00:14:00,419 Sven Hunkstrom. 198 00:14:01,649 --> 00:14:04,819 Oh, come on, honey. Don't be bitter. 199 00:14:04,983 --> 00:14:07,085 You can still be of some use to the team. 200 00:14:07,250 --> 00:14:10,119 Well, a few of us would like ice cream. 201 00:14:10,883 --> 00:14:14,086 Well, excuse me, Mr. Longface. 202 00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:17,353 Oh, don't you know we did this because we care about you? 203 00:14:17,516 --> 00:14:18,884 Oh, really? 204 00:14:19,050 --> 00:14:22,019 You know what really hurts, Peg? It's that you didn't bother-- 205 00:14:22,616 --> 00:14:24,818 Sven's up. 206 00:15:20,183 --> 00:15:23,486 Okay, bases are loaded and we've only got one out. 207 00:15:23,817 --> 00:15:25,919 Bud, you're up. 208 00:15:26,884 --> 00:15:28,886 Wish me luck, Dad. 209 00:15:31,317 --> 00:15:34,253 Is that good enough luck for you? 210 00:15:46,817 --> 00:15:48,419 Going... 211 00:15:48,583 --> 00:15:50,385 It's going... 212 00:15:51,483 --> 00:15:53,619 Caught on the warning track. Tough luck. 213 00:15:53,917 --> 00:15:55,986 Way to let the team down. 214 00:15:57,251 --> 00:16:00,120 He's out! 215 00:16:04,017 --> 00:16:06,053 What do we do now? 216 00:16:06,251 --> 00:16:10,155 We have to have someone to bat for him and we've only one player left. 217 00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:20,554 Excuse me, Mrs. Bundy? 218 00:16:21,551 --> 00:16:25,021 Oh, yeah. This'll be real easy. 219 00:16:27,117 --> 00:16:28,352 Al. 220 00:16:29,551 --> 00:16:31,520 Honey. 221 00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:36,554 Would you go up there and bat? The guys would really like it a lot. 222 00:16:36,850 --> 00:16:38,352 Really? 223 00:16:39,117 --> 00:16:42,554 Gee, does everyone want me? I mean, even my family? 224 00:16:42,884 --> 00:16:45,353 I mean, I'm old and I stink. 225 00:16:45,884 --> 00:16:48,820 What's it gonna take to get you to go hit? 226 00:17:01,518 --> 00:17:05,121 "D" is for the many pies you made us 227 00:17:05,318 --> 00:17:08,187 "A" is for the apple in his eye 228 00:17:08,584 --> 00:17:11,521 "D" is for the dish You made the pie in 229 00:17:11,851 --> 00:17:14,287 "D" is for the apple in his eye 230 00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:17,120 "Y"? Because we love you 231 00:17:17,318 --> 00:17:20,421 Put them all together They spell-- 232 00:17:20,584 --> 00:17:22,853 Make me feel it. 233 00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:27,354 "Daddy" 234 00:17:36,018 --> 00:17:37,453 Hat. 235 00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:42,820 Thunder rod. 236 00:17:45,818 --> 00:17:50,589 Batting for Sven Hunkstrom, Al Bundy. 237 00:17:54,319 --> 00:17:57,088 You know he's gonna strike out. 238 00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:17,521 Strike! 239 00:18:17,885 --> 00:18:19,153 What's he doing? 240 00:18:19,319 --> 00:18:22,388 Framing his greatest failure. 241 00:18:27,419 --> 00:18:29,254 Strike two. 242 00:18:30,185 --> 00:18:32,187 Come on, kids. Daddy can get a ride home... 243 00:18:32,385 --> 00:18:34,954 ...on the shoulders of the opposing team. 244 00:18:35,118 --> 00:18:36,353 Come on, Bundy! 245 00:18:36,519 --> 00:18:38,321 - Come on, Bundy! - Go, Bundy! 246 00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:40,087 Come on! 247 00:18:40,951 --> 00:18:42,320 You can do it! 248 00:18:54,185 --> 00:18:55,420 Come on, Bundy! 249 00:18:59,886 --> 00:19:01,587 - Yeah! - It's going! 250 00:19:01,952 --> 00:19:03,254 It's going! 251 00:19:06,352 --> 00:19:08,220 It's gone! 252 00:19:16,986 --> 00:19:19,322 You know we're never gonna hear the end of this one. 253 00:19:19,485 --> 00:19:21,054 Gee, how can you tell? 254 00:19:21,219 --> 00:19:25,090 The way he's making fire engine noises as he rounds the bases? 255 00:19:25,886 --> 00:19:30,023 Well, look closely, kids. Something you may never see again. 256 00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:34,157 Behold, a shoe salesman in triumph. 257 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:40,555 All right, Dad. 258 00:19:43,819 --> 00:19:46,822 Cross the plate, Bundy. Cross the plate! 259 00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:48,354 In due time. 260 00:19:49,086 --> 00:19:50,454 Microphone, please. 261 00:19:58,086 --> 00:20:00,355 Before I cross home plate... 262 00:20:01,219 --> 00:20:05,490 ...and bring home the first ever championship to the Mallers... 263 00:20:05,852 --> 00:20:08,188 ...I would just like to say that... 264 00:20:08,486 --> 00:20:12,157 ...today, today, today, today... 265 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:14,088 ...I consider you, you, you... 266 00:20:14,253 --> 00:20:19,458 ...the luckiest team on the face of the earth, earth, earth. 267 00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:22,188 And in closing, I'd like to say... 268 00:20:22,353 --> 00:20:24,188 ...I hate you all. 269 00:20:25,253 --> 00:20:27,322 I thank no one but myself. 270 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:31,856 As of today I, Al Bundy... 271 00:20:32,586 --> 00:20:34,822 ...am finished with baseball. 272 00:20:39,253 --> 00:20:43,490 M...V...P! 273 00:21:21,254 --> 00:21:23,122 - Hey, kid, how you doing? - All right. 274 00:21:23,287 --> 00:21:25,156 All right. 275 00:21:26,321 --> 00:21:29,390 Boy, that center fielder's gonna get burned playing that shallow. 276 00:21:41,087 --> 00:21:43,156 Who is that guy? 277 00:21:43,521 --> 00:21:44,822 I think it's him. 278 00:21:45,020 --> 00:21:46,221 Who's "him"? 279 00:21:46,387 --> 00:21:49,223 Al Bundy. Did you ever see him play? 280 00:21:49,387 --> 00:21:51,823 I only heard about him. 281 00:21:52,321 --> 00:21:54,623 I saw him play. 282 00:21:56,154 --> 00:21:57,889 He was the best. 283 00:21:58,254 --> 00:22:02,191 Ran, threw, sold shoes. 284 00:22:02,387 --> 00:22:04,156 He was the best. 285 00:22:04,887 --> 00:22:06,889 Is that him? 286 00:22:17,187 --> 00:22:19,389 Nah, that's not him. 287 00:22:20,621 --> 00:22:23,190 He said he'd had enough of the game. 21608

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