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Hey, Chicago,
what a day for a daydream.
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Show me an unhappy man today
and I'll show you a--
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A shoe salesman, Jim.
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Twentieth-century blacksmith.
A working man.
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An idiot.
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I'll feel better after I have
a nice cup of coffee.
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Life is good.
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Hi, honey. Did you miss me?
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With every bullet so far.
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Well, maybe you need
a bigger gun, sweetheart.
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Not that I don't love
your itty-bitty one.
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What got you up before noon, Peg?
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Oh, a foul, evil wind.
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You were snoring through
your nose, mouth and ears.
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But I forgive you. Because today
is the day the new fall-preview issue...
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...of TV Guide comes out.
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Oh, look at it, Al. It's still warm.
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Well, pass it over my coffee.
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Are you so jaded that even the new
TV season doesn't get you going?
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I mean, look at these new shows.
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"Everything's Coming Up Maggie.
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High jinks ensue when Maggie,
Chastity Bono...
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...accidentally becomes Vice President
of the United States.
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Saturdays."
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Oh, and look.
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"We Are Family.
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A Chinese family
with three children."
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Oh, I get it.
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We are fami-Lee.
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It's here! It's here!
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My high-school diploma.
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I couldn't wait for the mailman to come,
so I just took it out of his truck.
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I am a high-school graduate.
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Read it to me, Mom.
What does it say? What does it say?
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Oh, Al, isn't this exciting.
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Leave me alone.
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Good morning, everybody.
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Any chicks call for me this morning?
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Yeah, the Malaysian
mail-order bride company called.
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No takers. Apparently even poor,
hungry women from the Third World...
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...think they can do better.
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Yuk it up, future welfare mother.
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The babes will be calling up
plenty soon.
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I'm a senior now.
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A mover. A shaker.
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I'm the man.
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I've got the juice.
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Yup, when I was a freshman,
they flushed my head down the toilet.
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When I was a sophomore,
they flushed my head down the toilet.
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When I was a junior,
I was getting cool...
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...so they let me flush it myself.
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But now I'm a senior
and ready to rule.
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This year, he's back, he's cool...
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...he's dry.
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Until he goes to sleep.
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- Oh, Al, our little man.
- Go away.
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I'm home!
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Marcie, you don't live here.
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I know.
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No one actually lives here.
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I meant, I'm back
from my two weeks' vacation.
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You didn't know I was gone?
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So you didn't remember to air out
my house, or water the plants...
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...or feed the goldfish?
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Oh, well.
At least my life is back on track.
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I spent my two weeks off
at a seminar.
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You Are What You Were.
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So you are a chicken...
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...with a bad haircut.
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You know, that would have bothered me
before, when I was what I'm not.
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But now that I am what I was...
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...I was what I am.
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Stand back, she's getting ready
to eat spinach...
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...and then her tattoo
will get all big.
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You moron, it's not,
"I am what I am."
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That's '80s.
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The point is,
I'm confident and renewed.
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So confident, in fact,
that I stopped by my bank...
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...and demanded my old job back.
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And after 20 minutes of Frugging
on my boss's desk in my slip...
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...while the other tellers
tossed quarters at me...
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...I am once again what I was:
A dignified bank manager!
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Oh, gee, Al, isn't this great?
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Everybody has the start of a whole
new life except for you and the dog.
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Well, that all but throws
the dirt in my face.
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Everybody, I have an announcement.
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Your happiness sickens me.
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Everybody but me
is looking at good times.
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But for me, it's been one long,
continuous year since I got married.
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Actually, one long month.
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Helluary.
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But I'm not bold enough
to expect happiness.
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I know that wasn't meant for me.
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But what I'd like one time in my life
is for something new to happen to me.
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Something special.
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You're right, honey.
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You know what you need?
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A good night job.
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Is that all I am to you?
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An oxen to be worked in the field
until he drops dead?
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Well, gee, honey,
what did you think you were to us?
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Well, perhaps husband. Perhaps father.
Perhaps the man who's about...
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...to run amuck with a meat cleaver
if he doesn't have any fun.
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Well, family,
I've just made a decision.
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We're going
on a Labor Day vacation.
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- Oh, no way--
- Shut up.
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But honey, what about
the new TV season?
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I do not want to miss
the special premiere...
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...of Grand Master and the Gopher.
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"It's an hour drama with comic
overtones, about a rapper...
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...who goes to the canter of the Earth
and raps with the mole people."
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Oh, and look,
Sally Struthers is the queen.
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Oh, Mom.
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I am talking about vacation,
litter of my loins.
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Now, I shall tell you
where we will holiday.
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We're gonna go
where people pretend they wanna go...
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...when they can't afford
to go someplace good.
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We're gonna see America.
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We take no map, we'll follow the sun.
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We'll stay in cheap motels and steal
what we need along the way.
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We go west, past the cheese factories
where the air is fresh...
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...the sky is big...
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...and a man can still
kill his dinner with his car.
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Guys, tomorrow we put the pedal
to the metal and we ride with the wind.
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Gee, Al, think you could slow down?
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My hair is just whipping in the wind.
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He's not scaring you, is he, kids?
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Sorry, Mom, I couldn't hear you
over the roar of the engine.
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Come on, leave Daddy alone.
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How could he know
that there would be a traffic jam...
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...on Labour Day?
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Shut up.
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Al, we have not moved an inch
in two hours.
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Peg, I can hear that in our bedroom.
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00:10:14,548 --> 00:10:18,085
Now, just shut up
and let me enjoy myself.
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I could hear that
in our bedroom too, honey.
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I'm not gonna let you
ruin this for me, Peg.
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Yep, this is my vacation
and I'm having fun.
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I'm loving this.
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Move! Move!
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I can't take any more!
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Oh, God, you're killing me!
Move! Move!
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Daddy?
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What?
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Are we there yet?
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If you don't shut up, I'm gonna
put the car in park and just sit here.
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Peg, could you control them?
I'm trying to drive.
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Will we be back by next Thursday, honey?
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Look, "Nun of This.
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About a nun who's had enough.
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Karen Valentine is Sister Lash.
Your worst nightmare.
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- A nun with a gun."
- Enough already!
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Now, I know what will
take our minds off this.
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How about a family sing-along?
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I don't know, honey.
You sure you can sing...
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...and pay attention to the road
at the same time?
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Don't make me pull over, Peg.
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Okay. With me.
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Everybody.
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Hey! Would you shut the hell up.
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Are you talking to me?
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No, I'm yelling at you.
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Shut the hell up!
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Hey, I said...
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...shut up!
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And if I don't?
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Then you'll be gumming
"The Cow Kicked Nelly."
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Take the wheel, Peg.
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Hey, look, pal.
If you want trouble with me, you--
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Honey! Al!
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Honey, we are in the middle
of the expressway.
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Yes, Gerry, don't you have
anything better to do...
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...than to pick a fight with a moron?
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Just who are you calling "moron"?
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Your husband. You painted huss--
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Gerry! Gerry! Gerry!
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Al, we're moving!
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Here we go.
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Is that it?
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Yeah.
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Let's go.
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Honey, I'll just reason with him.
We're human beings, right?
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We're not animals--
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Oh, please.
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What's wrong with you people?
All right, so I made a teeny little...
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...mistake actually leaving
on Labour Day, but it's done...
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...we're in hell, let's enjoy it.
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It's our vacation for God's sake.
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Just look around.
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Tell me what you see.
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I can see our house.
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Great, Dad.
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Five hours on the road
and we're almost home.
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- Dope.
- Idiot.
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- Buffoon.
- I got another idea.
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Oh, put up the top
so we don't get a windburn?
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That's it,
I'm flooring it right into this bus!
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- Oh, Dad--
- No, no, no, Al!
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Honey, no, no, no. It's okay.
What's your idea, sweetie?
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We love you, Daddy.
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Well, I-- I was gonna say
let's play Geography.
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You know, I'll name a state or a country
and the next person names one...
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...that begins with the letter the last
one ended with. That sound good?
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- Sounds great.
- Oh, man, let's play.
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- You start, Daddy.
- Okay.
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Alaska.
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A.
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Peg.
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Asia.
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Bud, A.
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Africa.
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Kel, A.
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Honey, she's really trying.
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I know. I know.
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00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,618
Hey, we need some music.
That will get us out of this.
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How about some good old
American road music.
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- Al?
- What?
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Honey, I have to go to the bathroom.
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But don't worry,
I'm just gonna run back to the house...
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...and I'll be right back.
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Alabamer.
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Daddy, R.
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Hello. Hi.
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Boy, that takes me back.
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Oh, hello, everybody.
Gee, I'm sorry I'm late.
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But I took a nap and ate--
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Oh, watched the premiere
of All Night Security Dude.
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You know, I think it's the part
that Erik Estrada was born to play.
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Did I miss anything?
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Yes, Peg, you did.
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- Kids, show Mommy what she missed.
- This sucks, Daddy.
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- Rot in a lowly grave.
- We hate you.
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- You're not my father!
- We want to go home!
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- We wanna go home--!
- We wanna go home--!
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About four hours of that, Peg,
that's what you missed.
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Gee, and you couldn't wait for me, huh?
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All right, look. It's almost 9:00.
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Traffic always thins out about now.
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So everybody buckle
your seatbelts up...
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...because any minute now...
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...we ride.
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Okay, kids, rise and shine.
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Where are we?
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No sense in starting the day
with stupid questions.
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Al, we haven't moved.
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That's it. Come on, kids,
we're going home.
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Wait a second, where are you going?
You'll miss all the fun.
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Al, you reek.
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I reek? I?
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I, who only wanted to share in the joy
and brotherhood of a family outing...
251
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...reek?
252
00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:42,288
Well, let me tell you
what reeks, okay.
253
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Now, what reeks is this facade
that we call Labour Day.
254
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:58,338
Honk if you hate Labour Day.
255
00:19:00,607 --> 00:19:03,776
You know what else reeks?
Families reek.
256
00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:05,778
Honk if you hate families.
257
00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:13,553
Because they are truly the reason
Labour Day reeks.
258
00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:17,123
Once a year they're
on these highways and byways.
259
00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:21,261
What do they say?
"We hate this. We hate you.
260
00:19:21,427 --> 00:19:23,263
Idiot! Moron--"
261
00:19:23,429 --> 00:19:25,398
Buffoon, Daddy.
262
00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:28,601
"Buffoon, Daddy."
But what about us?
263
00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:30,270
The ones who truly labour.
264
00:19:30,436 --> 00:19:32,272
We're on this stinking road
every day.
265
00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:33,773
Choking and wheezing.
266
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:37,377
Marching along like lemmings
to a horrible, screaming death.
267
00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:41,080
Who cries for us, Argentina?
268
00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:44,951
Not our families.
Well, we can't expect that.
269
00:19:45,118 --> 00:19:48,421
The yoke on the oxen feels no guilt.
270
00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:53,593
But what we can expect is that
on our one lousy, stinking day off...
271
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...traffic can move us to our lousy,
stinking, pathetic destinations.
272
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To our polluted beaches.
Our burning forests.
273
00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:04,404
Our wheezing grandmas.
274
00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:08,975
To our family barbecues
with Uncle Otto and his runny eye.
275
00:20:09,275 --> 00:20:11,811
But does the Highway Department
prepare for us?
276
00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:14,113
Are they out here helping us?
277
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:17,317
Are they out there in front of us
by that first damn car...
278
00:20:17,483 --> 00:20:21,487
...that caused this traffic jam, saying,
"Step on the gas, you moron!
279
00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:23,656
Let the 20 million people pass!"
280
00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:27,493
They are not. Why?
281
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:30,296
Because they don't care.
282
00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:35,101
And that, my friends,
is what really reeks.
283
00:20:44,177 --> 00:20:47,113
So let's face it, we're not moving.
284
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,182
We're just lining up to die.
285
00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:53,620
But let's show them that
the American spirit is not dead.
286
00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:55,455
So join me, will you...
287
00:20:55,622 --> 00:21:00,693
...on this, our Labour Day.
And get out of your cars...
288
00:21:00,994 --> 00:21:03,696
...and tear this highway to bits!
289
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:09,702
Go into your trunks! Get your tire irons
and your road flares!
290
00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:11,537
Burn, baby, burn!
291
00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:14,273
Vengeance is ours!
292
00:21:20,246 --> 00:21:22,615
Al! We're moving!
293
00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:26,285
We're moving-- Everyone!
294
00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:28,755
We are moving!
295
00:21:29,055 --> 00:21:31,090
In your cars. In your cars!
296
00:21:31,257 --> 00:21:33,059
Kids, let's go. Let's go.
297
00:21:33,226 --> 00:21:35,061
See, I told you to stick with me.
298
00:21:35,228 --> 00:21:38,398
Now buckle up. Now...
299
00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:40,600
...we ride.
300
00:21:43,603 --> 00:21:45,672
Flat tire, everyone out.
301
00:21:46,673 --> 00:21:49,142
I'll see you next Tuesday, Al.
Come on, kids.
302
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:52,478
We can still catch Mark Spitz
and Greg Louganis in Swim Gyms.
303
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:57,116
It's a story about synchronized
swimmers that solve crimes...
304
00:21:57,283 --> 00:21:59,285
...in their spare time.
305
00:21:59,452 --> 00:22:01,487
Fine, go. I don't need you.
306
00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:03,589
I got my people.
307
00:22:05,358 --> 00:22:09,495
People, I've got a flat tire.
308
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,064
Who will help me?
309
00:22:16,269 --> 00:22:19,405
Now-- Now, there's no--
There's no reason to throw things.
310
00:22:19,572 --> 00:22:21,741
Get back in your cars. Stay calm!
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