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This don't get no better
than this, does it, Luke?
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You said it, Chester.
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I can't remember when
the drainage smells sweeter.
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There ain't nothing like fishing
to take a man's mind off the trials,
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the tribulations, and the hustle and
the bustles of the workaday world.
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Yeah, you said it, Chester.
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You can just sell so
many donuts and flutters
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and then you've got
to give the mind a rest.
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You said it, Chester.
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Fishing has a way of making the man relax.
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I'll drink to that.
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Get me another beer.
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Here, fishy, fishy, fishy.
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It looks like them carp is running tonight.
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Okay, it's good for a
fella to get out of doors.
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Too many people take
weather and nature for granted.
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I'll drink to that.
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Hey, y'all been with us more like we can.
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We was out here pumping that
butane in them little rabbit holes.
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All right, boys.
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Ready to pack it in.
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Now you be good and
don't go out of the yard.
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Promise?
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Look out for the boogeyman.
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Good night.
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Good night.
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Good night.
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Mom and Dad said not to go out of the yard.
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Yeah, I know.
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E.T.
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Hey,
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what's going on?
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What's wrong?
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There's a space monster in the basement.
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Space monster?
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All right.
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Honey, I don't mean
to criticize but I think
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I've been giving these
boys too much sugar.
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Maybe better take a look.
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Is this the okra residence?
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This is it.
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Glad you could make it.
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What seems to be the problem?
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We don't know really.
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Just some cockroaches in the basement.
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No big deal.
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Come on in.
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No problem.
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I hope you know this is immoral.
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Honey, the man is a trained professional.
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Cockroaches?
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I think you have something to tell this
gentleman before someone gets hurt.
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Right.
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Watch those steps down there.
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It's pretty dark.
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Oh, sure.
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The space monster will rip your face off!
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Timothy!
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There's some kind of animal down
there and my husband's going with you.
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Aren't you, dear?
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Sure, I'd just get in the man's way.
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I hope there aren't any bugs down here.
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They really give me the creeps.
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How long have you been doing this?
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Eleven years.
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You see anything?
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No.
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How big is it exactly?
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I don't know, really.
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Well, I mean...
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bigger than a red box?
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Well, probably.
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Really?
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How much bigger than a red box?
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I don't know.
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Looks okay to me.
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What?
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I was living down here.
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Are you sure?
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Whatever was in here before is gone now.
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Did you look behind the washing machine?
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Not there.
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What about the bar stool?
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I
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think we found something.
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What about the exterminator?
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I think he's got everything under control.
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So long.
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Your economics final is
the day after tomorrow.
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My assistants will hand out
study guides, which I suggest
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you look over carefully if
you intend to pass this test.
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I would like to conclude the semester
with just a few words of advice.
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I know this class is composed mostly of
seniors, and most of you who pass the test
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will be looking forward with great trepidation
toward careers in the business world.
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You are now asking yourselves,
did I choose the right major?
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Did I pick the right career choice?
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As you embark upon your
careers, remember one thing.
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Business is not just making money.
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Business is the key
to this nation's future.
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Business is the last real outlet
for man's resourcefulness.
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Business is the sole hope for
mankind's evolutionary perseverance.
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Business is garbage.
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Business is the most
horrible, awful, boring
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waste of time I've ever
come across in my life.
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If you take that executive
position, I think you could
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be making the biggest
mistake of your young life.
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Business does have its drawbacks.
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Max, don't make the same mistakes I did.
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Try to remember that the only thing that separates
man from the lower animals is his ability to
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take stupid and pointless risks because he sees
more to life than the options readily offered him.
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It's his ability to get up
and say, let's go for it.
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You've got to learn to take risks if you
want to get ahead in life, like King Lear.
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So I should be more like King Lear?
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Of course not.
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King Lear was a drunken madman.
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You're right.
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Bad example.
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But you know what I meant.
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What
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kind of outfit do you call that?
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Your disguise does not
fool me, Captain Starfighter.
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You are the one who shot down my shin.
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We have come to seek revenge
and take what is rightfully ours.
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We have journeyed far off your
planet and will not leave until you have
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returned the stolen radio transmissions
and your brave princess Sabrina is dead.
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Why are you dressed like that anyway?
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Is that you in there, Lester?
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You will tell me where you have hidden
the secret transmissions or you shall die.
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You must be in the wrong place.
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I know exactly where I am.
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And I know exactly who you are.
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For the last time, where are the plans?
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Huh?
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The plans.
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Where are the plans?
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The plans are right here.
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And the chocolate-covered
ones are right over here.
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No, no, no.
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The plans.
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I want the plans from
the secret transmissions.
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Hey, Ma, have we got any plans back there?
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No.
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How about a fritter?
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How about a fritter?
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What?
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How about a fritter?
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Seize the fritters.
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Well, if you like them fritters,
we've got some good jelly
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donuts back there and they're
just a buck fifty-nine will do us.
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You all right?
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That may be a little high.
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Now tell me where the
rebel fleet has hidden
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the secret transmissions
or you shall die.
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Oh, okay.
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They're just right down the street here.
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Hey, there.
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Can I help?
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Ooh-wee.
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Where'd you get that outfit?
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We have come for the secret transmissions.
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There is no use in denying it.
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We know they are here.
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Damn right.
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We got transmissions every one of them.
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Now, what kind of car you got?
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Where is the princess?
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Princess Serena, the
leader of your rebel fleet.
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All forces we have come to take her away.
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I got you.
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Karen!
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Karen, get out here!
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Some Martians here want to talk to you.
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I think the big one there is Lester.
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Well, I'm going to lunch.
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It's nice to meet you.
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And the coating machine's right over there.
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So, Princess Serena, at last we meet.
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It has been far, far too long.
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Beg your pardon?
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Do not be coy.
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You have eluded me for the last time.
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Yeah.
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Well, clever me.
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Do we know each other?
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Do not insult my intelligence, dear one.
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Tell me where you have
hidden the transmissions that you
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intercepted from Galactic
Sector One or you shall die.
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Well, we repaired
transmissions, if that's what
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you mean, but you got
to speak to Roy about that.
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I'm just the cashier.
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Excuse me.
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Very well.
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If you wish to play games, so be it.
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We shall see how well you hold
up under the game of torture.
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Get her!
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Roy!
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You will give me the plans to
your rebel star base or you shall die.
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Look, I don't even know
what you're talking about.
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But I think you should know, the local
chamber of commerce takes a very dim
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view of guys putting trash cans on
their head and issuing death threats.
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And just who do you think is
going to save you, little one?
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Excuse me, I was just... Bob!
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Well, well, well, look who we have here.
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I suppose you just happen
to be in the neighborhood, eh?
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If I'm disturbing anything,
I can come back later.
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So you've come to rescue
the princess, have you?
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Me?
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Oh, no, not really.
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Is this the best your planet has to offer?
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You obviously underestimate my power.
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Get him!
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I am so tired of these
mercenaries interfering with me.
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I have wasted a long time for my vengeance.
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Now, my dear friend, perhaps
this will aid your memory.
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What are you doing back there?
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Oh, princess, why don't
you just give the big guy here
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what he wants and we'll
just forget the whole thing.
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What do you say, huh?
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Oh, no transmissions, eh?
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So you have hidden the plans in the droid.
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I must say that is highly unoriginal.
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Kill him.
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Take the princess and the...
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Don't shoot you like that, it's the droid.
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Grab it.
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What?
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Grab it.
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It's me.
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You mean we just stole an automobile?
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Well, technically.
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Stop kicking my seat.
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You're at my wrist, you know.
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Why don't you punch him or something?
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Me?
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Oh, I would have.
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I was too busy being electrocuted.
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That's it.
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Let's get out.
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Well, then he lifted me up by my neck.
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Right there in my own bakery.
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Call me Captain Starbuster or somebody.
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Yeah, we carried that.
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Now, get back to the swamp.
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Well, then this big blind sauce thing just
come out of nowhere just like on the TV.
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And it pointed this bright
line at me and Chester
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and started making these
strange noises going...
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You gonna look at them?
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Oh, yeah, chief.
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They look like big
bug-eyed monster marshes.
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Real terrible runny noses, just real ugly.
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Ain't that right?
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Yeah, sure, real ugly.
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How about it, Willie?
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You telling the truth?
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Yeah, sure.
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You never know for sure unless
you've witnessed one yourself.
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How many did you see, boys?
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Well, about two... Thirty-three.
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Oh, two or thirty-three.
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Somewhere in there.
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Well, they kept yelling
swear words about the
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earth and America and
country music and stuff.
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Country music?
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That doesn't surprise me in the least.
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Who are you?
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Me?
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I'm William Hopper.
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I'm the director of the Bureau
for Research of Astral Phenomena.
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Then this big hairy spider
monster thing, he come out carrying
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this great old big space bomb
and he blowed up my damn truck.
271
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Wait a minute.
272
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Your truck's outside.
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00:28:03,540 --> 00:28:04,540
I saw it.
274
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:06,320
We had it fixed.
275
00:28:07,199 --> 00:28:09,460
Are you sure you know
how to operate this thing?
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Of course.
277
00:28:19,899 --> 00:28:23,797
And then the big bug-eyed one
came in and said to me, he said, if
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00:28:23,809 --> 00:28:27,900
you don't take us to the president,
we're gonna drink all your beer.
279
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:29,400
And they did.
280
00:28:29,679 --> 00:28:30,800
Yeah, drunk and all.
281
00:28:31,260 --> 00:28:32,260
Oh, for crying out loud.
282
00:28:32,989 --> 00:28:34,760
Excuse me, gentlemen, but...
283
00:28:36,229 --> 00:28:38,260
Did they try to brainwash either of you?
284
00:28:38,539 --> 00:28:40,120
As a matter of fact, they did.
285
00:28:40,984 --> 00:28:43,500
Well, they kept telling
me that I was Johnny Cash.
286
00:28:44,479 --> 00:28:48,860
And if I didn't do what they saying,
well, they was gonna feed me to the hogs.
287
00:28:50,209 --> 00:28:53,380
Let's get back to that part about when
they forced you onto the aid in women.
288
00:28:53,734 --> 00:28:57,000
Well, a man's gotta do what he's gotta do.
289
00:28:57,700 --> 00:29:01,570
I think they picked me for
my, you know, manly qualities,
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00:29:01,582 --> 00:29:04,920
because they wanted to
carry on their alien race.
291
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:08,840
What's your problem?
292
00:29:09,169 --> 00:29:12,820
I think you know what my problem is,
Mr. Innocent Law Enforcement Official?
293
00:29:13,799 --> 00:29:16,332
Let's just say that you better get
some reinforcement in here, and you
294
00:29:16,344 --> 00:29:18,926
better get it in here quick, or else
you're gonna lose this whole town.
295
00:29:18,950 --> 00:29:20,020
No, scratch that.
296
00:29:20,469 --> 00:29:21,780
You're gonna lose North America.
297
00:29:21,989 --> 00:29:24,660
These guys can wipe out whole
planets before they eat breakfast.
298
00:29:24,859 --> 00:29:25,939
What are you talking about?
299
00:29:25,980 --> 00:29:27,105
I'm talking about the aliens.
300
00:29:27,129 --> 00:29:28,800
The aliens that blew up this guy's truck.
301
00:29:29,460 --> 00:29:30,460
Aliens?
302
00:29:30,584 --> 00:29:32,024
These trucks are in the parking lot.
303
00:29:32,139 --> 00:29:33,979
Oh, right, and you
couldn't have had it fixed?
304
00:29:35,189 --> 00:29:36,580
Get this guy out of here.
305
00:29:36,581 --> 00:29:37,760
Okay, fine, go ahead.
306
00:29:37,870 --> 00:29:38,870
Do what you have to do.
307
00:29:38,954 --> 00:29:40,780
But I know that something's going on here.
308
00:29:41,740 --> 00:29:45,759
And until you admit that
something's going on, a lot of innocent
309
00:29:45,771 --> 00:29:49,740
people's lives are gonna be in
a lot of danger very, very soon.
310
00:29:51,450 --> 00:29:53,860
Maybe we should just
try to reason with this guy.
311
00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:55,460
Give me that.
312
00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:59,040
I wish I told you he's the better mood.
313
00:30:07,700 --> 00:30:10,300
Who is responsible for this?
314
00:31:34,060 --> 00:31:35,060
I know what.
315
00:31:35,719 --> 00:31:37,399
We'll do it just like the Cowboys used to.
316
00:31:37,884 --> 00:31:39,396
We jump in the water and walk upstream.
317
00:31:39,420 --> 00:31:41,060
They won't be able to see our footprints.
318
00:32:01,859 --> 00:32:03,300
This is great, really great.
319
00:32:03,885 --> 00:32:05,480
They always knew I'd die a rogue death.
320
00:32:06,014 --> 00:32:07,254
I'm going to be eaten by trout.
321
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:10,126
You know, I really think
you're making a mistake
322
00:32:10,138 --> 00:32:12,360
keeping all that hostility
bottled up inside like that.
323
00:32:12,459 --> 00:32:14,299
You gotta learn to
express your true feelings.
324
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:16,240
I'm sorry.
325
00:32:16,285 --> 00:32:17,285
I apologize.
326
00:32:18,159 --> 00:32:19,279
It's not as if I have any...
327
00:32:25,129 --> 00:32:26,129
I didn't say a thing.
328
00:32:26,499 --> 00:32:28,259
Did any of your friends
see anything at all?
329
00:32:29,380 --> 00:32:30,380
Sure didn't.
330
00:32:35,499 --> 00:32:38,260
Yeah, I don't blame you
for not believing me, chief.
331
00:32:38,819 --> 00:32:42,820
It's not as though massive amounts of
evidence is just lying around or anything.
332
00:32:43,474 --> 00:32:45,760
Well, they're small, but they're powerful.
333
00:32:46,919 --> 00:32:49,639
Well, I've seen a real angry one
pick up an entire pig and throw it.
334
00:32:50,419 --> 00:32:53,640
Chief Norman, this cow has
been mutilated beyond recognition.
335
00:32:53,739 --> 00:32:57,120
I seriously doubt that prairie
dogs had anything to do with it.
336
00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:58,760
I'm serious.
337
00:32:58,944 --> 00:33:01,700
They'd pick him up right over the little
heads and throw him clean across the field.
338
00:33:01,724 --> 00:33:03,040
Big pigs, 85 pounds.
339
00:33:03,220 --> 00:33:03,580
Incredible.
340
00:33:04,174 --> 00:33:06,014
Do you ever read the
National Enquirer, chief?
341
00:33:06,839 --> 00:33:09,040
Like, cattle mutilations
are legendary with UFOs.
342
00:33:09,524 --> 00:33:12,900
Look, this animal has a hole in
it, three inches in circumference.
343
00:33:13,499 --> 00:33:16,595
It starts at the left side of the shoulder
and it goes straight through the stomach.
344
00:33:16,619 --> 00:33:18,725
It's as if some
incredibly hot rod had
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00:33:18,737 --> 00:33:21,300
pierced its body at
hundreds of miles an hour.
346
00:33:21,784 --> 00:33:24,220
Why, I couldn't reproduce that in the lab.
347
00:33:24,424 --> 00:33:27,840
You mean to tell me that
squirrels did all of this?
348
00:33:29,029 --> 00:33:30,960
No, sir, not squirrels.
349
00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:33,040
Aliens.
350
00:33:34,179 --> 00:33:35,580
Aliens from another world.
351
00:33:36,239 --> 00:33:38,460
Well, I bet it's just a
harmless college prank.
352
00:33:39,889 --> 00:33:43,640
Now, by aliens, you mean gophers,
chipmunks, and something of that sort?
353
00:33:44,189 --> 00:33:46,260
Look, they're big, clumsy animals.
354
00:33:46,524 --> 00:33:48,700
Maybe she just tripped
and fell in the dark.
355
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:50,280
Phew.
356
00:33:50,679 --> 00:33:54,680
For a second there, I thought you were
gonna come out with a really lame excuse.
357
00:33:55,644 --> 00:33:56,880
Injuns more like it.
358
00:33:57,404 --> 00:33:58,660
We caught them here in 92.
359
00:33:59,764 --> 00:34:01,004
And we'll fight them again now.
360
00:34:01,909 --> 00:34:04,900
Look, sooner or later,
you're gonna have to help me.
361
00:34:05,394 --> 00:34:08,500
Sooner or later, you're gonna have to
admit that something is going on here.
362
00:34:08,580 --> 00:34:09,580
You'll see.
363
00:34:09,739 --> 00:34:10,260
That's right.
364
00:34:10,534 --> 00:34:12,040
Find them and nuke their butts off.
365
00:34:15,010 --> 00:34:16,260
My life is ruined.
366
00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:17,560
I should be home studying.
367
00:34:18,179 --> 00:34:19,020
Aw, cheer up.
368
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:19,920
We lost him, didn't we?
369
00:34:19,940 --> 00:34:21,179
I don't want to talk about it.
370
00:34:33,690 --> 00:34:35,930
Boy, it looks like somebody
lost their cleaning deposit.
371
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:40,179
It's locked.
372
00:34:40,375 --> 00:34:41,380
Well, break in.
373
00:34:42,870 --> 00:34:44,000
You can't just break in.
374
00:34:44,020 --> 00:34:45,320
This is private property.
375
00:35:06,820 --> 00:35:07,840
Look what I found.
376
00:35:08,260 --> 00:35:09,260
Oh, no, thanks.
377
00:35:09,310 --> 00:35:10,310
I don't drink.
378
00:35:11,100 --> 00:35:13,420
Boy, you're just a fireball
of masculinity, aren't you?
379
00:35:14,830 --> 00:35:16,790
I'm sorry, feel free,
but I just can't handle it.
380
00:35:17,060 --> 00:35:19,788
Last glass of wine I had, you know,
the next thing I know, I woke up
381
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:22,540
and these guys were chasing me
through a cornfield in a crop duster.
382
00:35:23,090 --> 00:35:24,700
This is a complicated world.
383
00:35:26,060 --> 00:35:32,040
We cannot always understand the larger
mechanizations that rule earthly events.
384
00:35:34,010 --> 00:35:36,940
And I am not a man who
is easily prone to anger.
385
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:41,818
But when I think of this
cow, struck down in the
386
00:35:41,830 --> 00:35:45,380
prime of its life, I cannot
help but feel anger.
387
00:35:48,100 --> 00:35:52,780
Can a living being really be
extinguished involuntarily?
388
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:59,378
There are many who
believe that this sort of
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00:35:59,390 --> 00:36:02,940
death emerges out of
a sense of hopelessness.
390
00:36:05,900 --> 00:36:09,746
As death stalked her
from the rolling hills of
391
00:36:09,758 --> 00:36:13,700
her own pasture, where
did Daisy lose her hope?
392
00:36:26,060 --> 00:36:29,748
I did not know this cow personally, but when I
see her here at the peak of her productivity,
393
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:33,300
lying still within the oaken recesses of this
coffin, I have to ask myself the question.
394
00:36:34,220 --> 00:36:35,220
Why?
395
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:37,520
Why?
396
00:36:39,100 --> 00:36:41,480
Why was this bovine taken from us?
397
00:36:46,720 --> 00:36:47,840
I remember
398
00:37:45,660 --> 00:37:47,100
what I was upset about, you know?
399
00:37:47,620 --> 00:37:51,280
Just the thought of
children starving in Africa or...
400
00:37:51,281 --> 00:37:54,160
No, prize, and my foot looked...
I can't remember.
401
00:37:54,669 --> 00:37:58,340
But I... I just decided at six
years old that I was going to...
402
00:38:00,340 --> 00:38:01,340
Seize them!
403
00:38:04,660 --> 00:38:07,480
You're becoming a real pain in the
neck, you know that, Buckethead?
404
00:38:07,924 --> 00:38:10,120
Of course she means that
in the nicest possible way.
405
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:14,040
1995, so remember, DeSalvo is for
all your hunting and fishing needs.
406
00:38:14,950 --> 00:38:18,280
And we're back, and the
number tonight is 851-8540.
407
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:21,651
In case you've just tuned in, our
regularly scheduled hunting show
408
00:38:21,663 --> 00:38:24,760
has been preempted by an important
interview with William Hopper.
409
00:38:24,860 --> 00:38:28,060
He's one of the country's leading
authorities in terms of UFO phenomena.
410
00:38:29,780 --> 00:38:33,839
Tonight we've been discussing the possible
connection between the spades of recent UFO
411
00:38:33,851 --> 00:38:37,780
sightings in the area and today's tragic
murder of one of Lem Murdoch's dairy cows.
412
00:38:43,300 --> 00:38:47,532
That's right, and also we'd like to announce that if any of you
have seen anything unusual in the area, anything at all, even if you
413
00:38:47,544 --> 00:38:51,821
think it's insignificant, give us a call here at the radio station
tonight, or tomorrow stop by the police station and file a report.
414
00:38:51,845 --> 00:38:53,405
That is, if you have nothing to hide...
415
00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:58,160
Hello, you're on the air.
416
00:38:58,420 --> 00:38:58,740
Good evening.
417
00:38:58,899 --> 00:39:01,820
Yes, I was just wondering what
your views are on gun control.
418
00:39:02,100 --> 00:39:05,283
Well, I'm for it, but I'm afraid
that we're going to have to limit
419
00:39:05,295 --> 00:39:08,540
the calls tonight to this evening's
topic, which of course is UFOs.
420
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:10,280
Thank you very much.
421
00:39:10,539 --> 00:39:11,600
Hello, you're on the air.
422
00:39:11,704 --> 00:39:14,640
Hello, I really enjoyed the
program on rabbit hunting last night.
423
00:39:14,845 --> 00:39:16,761
Listen, I was wondering
if you heard anything
424
00:39:16,773 --> 00:39:18,960
about deer season opening
a week earlier this year.
425
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:23,100
Do you have a question or any
information concerning the invasion, sir?
426
00:39:23,314 --> 00:39:24,314
Uh, no.
427
00:39:25,830 --> 00:39:27,040
Oh, I'm sorry, go on, go on.
428
00:39:27,060 --> 00:39:28,060
Thank you.
429
00:39:28,740 --> 00:39:31,538
Once again, I remind you
that tonight the only topic that
430
00:39:31,550 --> 00:39:34,460
we're talking about is UFOs
and their sighting in the area.
431
00:39:34,740 --> 00:39:39,300
Now, if you have a comment about
UFOs, call me, the number 851-8540.
432
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:41,056
I think we have a call on that subject.
433
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:42,080
Good evening, hello.
434
00:39:46,500 --> 00:39:50,421
Well, if like, uh, like if the UFOs landed and stuff, well,
would we have to be friendly to them, you know, or could we
435
00:39:50,433 --> 00:39:54,400
just kill them for fun, you know, like with a high-powered,
bold action Remington 222, or maybe even a semi-automatic...
436
00:39:54,401 --> 00:39:55,681
Good evening, you're on the air.
437
00:39:57,060 --> 00:39:57,580
Do you still associate?
438
00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:58,800
No, I don't, goodbye.
439
00:39:59,100 --> 00:40:00,600
Okay, that is it, I am getting mad.
440
00:40:00,799 --> 00:40:02,439
This is really, this is your last chance.
441
00:40:02,620 --> 00:40:05,520
I am not kidding, I do not want
to hear any fish stories, I don't
442
00:40:05,532 --> 00:40:08,220
want to hear about deer or
any animals or hunting like that.
443
00:40:08,444 --> 00:40:10,480
We are talking about UFOs.
444
00:40:13,670 --> 00:40:14,670
You got a call, hello?
445
00:40:14,904 --> 00:40:15,680
A comment?
446
00:40:15,865 --> 00:40:16,980
Yeah, duck season.
447
00:40:17,900 --> 00:40:18,800
I can't believe this.
448
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:19,920
Okay, that is it.
449
00:40:20,230 --> 00:40:21,630
This is your last and final chance.
450
00:40:21,660 --> 00:40:22,660
I mean it.
451
00:40:27,060 --> 00:40:28,400
No fishing, good evening, hello?
452
00:40:28,564 --> 00:40:30,780
Yes, I have a question
about these space men.
453
00:40:30,914 --> 00:40:31,914
Well, go ahead then.
454
00:40:32,275 --> 00:40:36,251
If, hypothetically speaking, creatures from
other planets were living in Lake Lure,
455
00:40:36,263 --> 00:40:40,060
what is the chance of them spotting
any freshwater trout or maybe catfish or...
456
00:40:41,780 --> 00:40:43,360
Wow, that is unbelievable.
457
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,220
Max, look, look at that spaceship.
458
00:40:47,340 --> 00:40:48,780
Isn't that something, it is huge.
459
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:51,980
I mean just look at the size of that thing.
460
00:40:53,020 --> 00:40:55,340
My gosh, your gas mileage must be terrible.
461
00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:01,000
Hey, watch it with that thing.
462
00:41:30,094 --> 00:41:31,660
Anything yet?
463
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:34,840
I want those plans.
464
00:41:53,980 --> 00:41:56,780
It is now only a matter of time.
465
00:41:57,820 --> 00:42:01,862
Oh, you are strong-willed and brave,
but I remind you that even those with
466
00:42:01,874 --> 00:42:05,820
nerves of steel will crumble in agony
when submitted to hideous torture.
467
00:42:06,925 --> 00:42:08,120
I think he's gonna sing.
468
00:42:09,245 --> 00:42:12,360
This is your final
chance, my dear princess.
469
00:42:12,860 --> 00:42:15,906
You will tell me how to
retrieve the transmission
470
00:42:15,918 --> 00:42:18,540
data tapes from the
droid or you will die.
471
00:42:19,169 --> 00:42:20,460
Look, I'm telling you the truth.
472
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:21,160
We really don't know how to do this.
473
00:42:21,161 --> 00:42:22,761
We don't know what you're talking about.
474
00:42:23,595 --> 00:42:24,720
He's obviously lying.
475
00:42:25,094 --> 00:42:26,600
I'd torture him if I were you.
476
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:28,960
I have every intention of doing so.
477
00:42:29,444 --> 00:42:32,020
As for you, do you have any last words?
478
00:42:32,860 --> 00:42:33,860
Yeah.
479
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:35,160
Could I use your bathroom?
480
00:42:35,629 --> 00:42:37,320
I drank an awful lot back there.
481
00:42:37,470 --> 00:42:39,580
You will remain where you are.
482
00:42:40,094 --> 00:42:42,380
Okay, now you're treading
on pretty thin ground, mister.
483
00:42:53,720 --> 00:42:56,300
Don't worry, I won't let you go.
484
00:42:59,620 --> 00:43:02,647
Now that I have the droid
in my possession, I shall
485
00:43:02,659 --> 00:43:05,580
personally reduce this
miserable colony of Dapon.
486
00:43:06,055 --> 00:43:07,935
Does your mother know
what you do for a living?
487
00:43:16,505 --> 00:43:18,880
Connect the mind drain to him.
488
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:21,580
Terminate the princess.
489
00:43:34,950 --> 00:43:36,750
What is it?
490
00:43:37,490 --> 00:43:40,870
The princess of Jiggi-Pula.
491
00:43:42,150 --> 00:43:44,530
Her name is Jiggi-Pulu.
492
00:43:44,970 --> 00:43:49,330
She is the son of Jiggi-Pulu,
and the father of Jiggi-Pula.
493
00:43:49,890 --> 00:43:50,890
What?
494
00:43:51,550 --> 00:43:58,470
Because she is in the world
of the princess of Jiggi-Pulu.
495
00:44:09,610 --> 00:44:10,230
Nonsense.
496
00:44:10,550 --> 00:44:12,410
I set these coordinates myself.
497
00:44:13,030 --> 00:44:14,870
This is Plestron and we are here.
498
00:44:15,090 --> 00:44:17,150
I have the princess inside.
499
00:44:24,130 --> 00:44:26,610
Are you calling me a liar?
500
00:44:28,130 --> 00:44:29,130
Boon!
501
00:44:30,070 --> 00:44:30,130
Boon!
502
00:44:30,530 --> 00:44:31,530
Boon!
503
00:44:31,610 --> 00:44:32,610
Boon!
504
00:44:38,300 --> 00:44:41,720
Does anyone else wish to
question my navigational abilities?
505
00:46:07,430 --> 00:46:08,430
My God.
506
00:46:09,310 --> 00:46:11,990
They've drained your brain
and given you a hideous haircut.
507
00:46:14,830 --> 00:46:15,830
Karen.
508
00:46:16,890 --> 00:46:17,890
Take this.
509
00:46:18,370 --> 00:46:19,370
Here's the plan.
510
00:46:19,470 --> 00:46:21,630
I'm pretty sure these
things part of the ship, okay?
511
00:46:22,370 --> 00:46:25,193
So if we were to just borrow
these babies and maybe
512
00:46:25,205 --> 00:46:27,930
strand our little alien
friends for a few days...
513
00:46:27,931 --> 00:46:30,411
I don't think anyone's going
to make a federal case out of it.
514
00:46:30,630 --> 00:46:31,630
Got it?
515
00:46:31,990 --> 00:46:32,990
Karen?
516
00:46:33,710 --> 00:46:34,710
Wait.
517
00:46:35,230 --> 00:46:36,230
Come on.
518
00:46:36,310 --> 00:46:38,190
I know where we can
get tons of these chairs.
519
00:46:40,510 --> 00:46:41,910
This guy bought way too many.
520
00:46:42,950 --> 00:46:45,670
Had to slash prices ridiculously low.
521
00:46:46,650 --> 00:46:47,650
Let's go.
522
00:47:44,650 --> 00:47:45,650
Great.
523
00:47:45,690 --> 00:47:46,730
Oh my gosh.
524
00:47:46,890 --> 00:47:49,290
I don't know whether we should
have brought the cats or not.
525
00:47:49,445 --> 00:47:50,950
Mama, this got on my side.
526
00:47:51,610 --> 00:47:52,610
Hey!
527
00:47:53,230 --> 00:47:54,230
Hey, stop!
528
00:48:29,190 --> 00:48:30,190
Well?
529
00:48:45,330 --> 00:48:46,330
Over there!
530
00:49:12,940 --> 00:49:14,880
This is not my idea of a fun weekend.
531
00:49:19,710 --> 00:49:19,950
Name?
532
00:49:20,690 --> 00:49:20,970
Lugo.
533
00:49:21,194 --> 00:49:22,490
Randall Lugo.
534
00:49:23,690 --> 00:49:25,550
And your occupation, Mr. Lugo?
535
00:49:26,250 --> 00:49:28,730
I am a scientist, just like you.
536
00:49:29,130 --> 00:49:30,130
And your address?
537
00:49:30,450 --> 00:49:32,890
A planet not yet known to you.
538
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:37,720
Why are you wearing that wetsuit?
539
00:49:38,004 --> 00:49:39,730
You refer to my epidermal covering?
540
00:49:39,894 --> 00:49:41,350
Yes, your epidermal covering.
541
00:49:41,790 --> 00:49:43,570
To protect myself from your sun's rays.
542
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:44,800
I have some demands.
543
00:49:44,879 --> 00:49:45,950
Are those your real eyes?
544
00:49:46,444 --> 00:49:47,610
Of course.
545
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:49,270
I have some demands.
546
00:49:49,444 --> 00:49:53,031
If you Earthlings refuse to meet
these demands... Why are they so big?
547
00:49:53,670 --> 00:49:54,670
My eyes?
548
00:49:54,970 --> 00:49:55,970
Why are they so large?
549
00:49:56,250 --> 00:49:56,490
Right.
550
00:49:56,610 --> 00:49:57,610
Your eyes.
551
00:49:58,884 --> 00:50:03,150
Well... Is it to protect them from
that bright sunlight on your planet?
552
00:50:03,370 --> 00:50:04,050
Yeah, sure.
553
00:50:04,190 --> 00:50:05,190
Of course.
554
00:50:05,650 --> 00:50:09,210
The sun is so big on your planet,
to accommodate all that light...
555
00:50:09,211 --> 00:50:11,050
you had to grow your
eyes really big, right?
556
00:50:11,515 --> 00:50:13,270
I was just getting ready to say that.
557
00:50:13,330 --> 00:50:13,610
Right.
558
00:50:13,790 --> 00:50:14,790
Wrong, Mr. Lugo.
559
00:50:15,180 --> 00:50:18,770
I'm sorry, but if you have
all that bright sunlight...
560
00:50:18,771 --> 00:50:21,070
your eyes would get smaller, not bigger.
561
00:50:25,290 --> 00:50:26,290
That's right.
562
00:50:28,110 --> 00:50:29,110
Next.
563
00:50:30,495 --> 00:50:32,770
Well, that's quite a story, Mrs.
Tundleston.
564
00:50:33,070 --> 00:50:34,070
Oh, yes.
565
00:50:34,444 --> 00:50:35,530
It was terrifying.
566
00:50:36,129 --> 00:50:36,910
Let me get this straight.
567
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:37,960
You say these aliens...
568
00:50:38,149 --> 00:50:41,450
they were small, brown
and very, very quiet?
569
00:50:41,990 --> 00:50:42,570
That's right.
570
00:50:42,950 --> 00:50:43,950
Yes.
571
00:50:44,049 --> 00:50:46,850
Mrs. Tundleston, I don't know
exactly how to tell you this...
572
00:50:46,851 --> 00:50:51,110
but I think they were actually
some of your dog's duty piles.
573
00:50:58,390 --> 00:51:02,750
I guess that would explain how I
was able to outwit them so easily.
574
00:51:04,390 --> 00:51:06,210
Yes, that would account for it.
575
00:51:08,410 --> 00:51:13,370
I guess they won't pose much
of a threat to world security then.
576
00:51:14,550 --> 00:51:15,870
No, hardly any at all.
577
00:51:23,710 --> 00:51:25,720
They sucked the bone marrow out of Eddie.
578
00:51:26,620 --> 00:51:27,620
Yep.
579
00:51:28,300 --> 00:51:29,300
Sure did.
580
00:51:33,340 --> 00:51:34,800
And then the UFO went like this...
581
00:51:36,060 --> 00:51:38,280
and then it went like this...
582
00:51:38,605 --> 00:51:39,605
and then it...
583
00:51:40,090 --> 00:51:41,840
went like this.
584
00:51:51,260 --> 00:52:32,020
May I help you?
585
00:52:34,750 --> 00:52:35,750
Sir?
586
00:52:38,330 --> 00:52:39,610
May I help you?
587
00:52:44,830 --> 00:52:46,030
Just browsing.
588
00:52:47,390 --> 00:52:48,930
Don't just stand there.
589
00:52:49,190 --> 00:52:50,270
Flush them out.
590
00:52:50,390 --> 00:52:54,270
I will be outside to finish
them when they try to escape.
591
00:54:18,870 --> 00:54:19,870
Get in.
592
00:54:19,910 --> 00:54:20,910
I'll cover you with food.
593
00:54:21,950 --> 00:54:22,950
Okay.
594
00:54:23,110 --> 00:54:24,110
Wait a minute.
595
00:54:24,690 --> 00:54:25,690
Do you hear something?
596
00:55:12,250 --> 00:55:13,490
This is embarrassing.
597
00:55:45,460 --> 00:55:46,280
All right.
598
00:55:46,460 --> 00:55:46,960
All right.
599
00:55:47,180 --> 00:55:48,180
Settle down.
600
00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:50,160
Quiet, please.
601
00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:50,620
Quiet.
602
00:55:51,300 --> 00:55:52,700
During the exam there will be no...
603
00:56:06,490 --> 00:56:09,960
There will be no talking
during the... thing.
604
00:56:10,220 --> 00:56:10,520
Whatever.
605
00:56:10,639 --> 00:56:11,639
Let's begin.
606
00:56:31,160 --> 00:56:36,300
You have exactly 24 hours to
deliver the plans to me or else.
607
00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:38,600
Or else what?
608
00:56:43,100 --> 00:56:44,741
Well... What are
you going to do?
609
00:56:45,095 --> 00:56:46,200
Blow up the entire town?
610
00:56:48,380 --> 00:56:50,021
Well... I don't know.
611
00:56:50,439 --> 00:56:51,439
I guess.
612
00:56:51,664 --> 00:56:55,520
Hey, why not just annihilate every
living organism within the city limits?
613
00:56:58,385 --> 00:56:59,680
Okay, sure.
614
00:57:00,240 --> 00:57:01,240
Why not?
615
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:04,620
Thanks for helping me.
616
00:57:06,260 --> 00:57:10,680
Well, Max, as I think King
Lear once said, let's go for it.
617
00:57:11,460 --> 00:57:16,400
Oh, that was close.
618
00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:20,640
Let's go.
619
00:57:24,980 --> 00:57:26,480
Don't worry about Bea.
620
00:57:27,180 --> 00:57:28,340
Go ahead and rescue the girl.
621
00:57:29,020 --> 00:57:30,020
Rescuer?
622
00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:31,760
Ed, you've lost a lot of blood.
623
00:57:32,100 --> 00:57:33,620
Let's let the authorities handle this.
624
00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:35,060
I've got shot for nothing.
625
00:57:35,900 --> 00:57:37,120
You haven't learned a thing.
626
00:57:37,740 --> 00:57:38,880
You're such a coward.
627
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:42,180
You deserve a career in
business administration.
628
00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:43,720
Ed, Ed, take it easy.
629
00:57:44,249 --> 00:57:45,460
Don't you understand?
630
00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:49,300
You've finally found
something worth caring about.
631
00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:52,040
And you're going to let it
slip through your fingers.
632
00:57:53,040 --> 00:57:55,880
Max, sort out something important to you.
633
00:57:56,020 --> 00:57:58,200
And risk everything for it.
634
00:58:46,390 --> 00:58:47,450
It's worse than I thought.
635
00:58:48,460 --> 00:58:50,746
If what we see is only a
fraction of their performance, I
636
00:58:50,758 --> 00:58:53,340
shouldn't think what they'll be
like when they reach full power.
637
00:58:53,930 --> 00:58:55,730
That'll be a tough
flight, but we'll prevail.
638
00:58:56,230 --> 00:58:57,230
As long as I'm in charge.
639
00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:04,200
We've got to get to them before
they reach full operational capability.
640
00:59:04,595 --> 00:59:07,850
If they don't, we're whipped already.
641
00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:12,630
They're quiet now.
642
00:59:14,455 --> 00:59:17,910
Fortunately, I had my boys make
a study of their tactical liabilities.
643
00:59:18,879 --> 00:59:20,850
And I think I know what
they're going to do next.
644
00:59:21,694 --> 00:59:23,174
I've been a military man all my life.
645
00:59:24,980 --> 00:59:26,180
I almost think like the enemy.
646
00:59:26,634 --> 00:59:27,914
I can anticipate the next moves.
647
00:59:28,670 --> 00:59:30,816
No, no, I don't think
we'll have to worry about
648
00:59:30,828 --> 00:59:33,170
another attack until, oh,
sometime around midnight.
649
00:59:37,110 --> 00:59:39,170
Give or take seven or eight hours.
650
00:59:42,030 --> 00:59:44,670
Are they telling me that you're
going to try and blow up the ship?
651
00:59:45,010 --> 00:59:46,010
That's right.
652
00:59:46,230 --> 00:59:48,287
Colonel, I don't think
I have to remind you
653
00:59:48,299 --> 00:59:50,610
that there's an innocent
girl aboard that craft.
654
00:59:51,294 --> 00:59:55,010
If you destroy that thing out
there, you're taking her with it.
655
00:59:55,204 --> 00:59:57,600
And I don't think I need
to remind you that we're
656
00:59:57,612 --> 00:59:59,970
at the future of an
entire planet at stake here.
657
01:00:00,660 --> 01:00:03,410
We can't risk the future of
humanity for one single individual.
658
01:00:04,050 --> 01:00:06,690
I'd like to help you out,
but there just isn't time.
659
01:00:09,030 --> 01:00:11,490
Of course, one has to budget one's time.
660
01:00:12,430 --> 01:00:14,609
I mean, where else,
except in this great land
661
01:00:14,621 --> 01:00:16,910
of ours, can you fight
for what you believe in?
662
01:00:17,650 --> 01:00:19,750
To face the enemy of tremendous odds.
663
01:00:20,290 --> 01:00:23,170
To save one's single, precious human life.
664
01:00:23,644 --> 01:00:25,450
The life of a fellow American in distress.
665
01:00:26,270 --> 01:00:28,730
No matter how physically
attractive she may be.
666
01:00:29,190 --> 01:00:32,190
I believe I'm ready to take
over now, Colonel Lacks.
667
01:00:32,310 --> 01:00:34,250
Oh, Mr. Hopper, of course, sir.
668
01:00:42,370 --> 01:00:43,370
No,
669
01:00:47,510 --> 01:00:49,610
no, you've gone to the
well just once too often.
670
01:00:49,790 --> 01:00:51,230
There's just nothing left.
671
01:00:51,231 --> 01:00:52,510
Thank you, Colonel.
672
01:00:53,510 --> 01:00:54,510
You're welcome.
673
01:00:57,110 --> 01:00:57,550
You're welcome.
674
01:00:57,910 --> 01:00:58,170
You're welcome.
675
01:00:58,570 --> 01:01:00,770
Are you sure all this is really necessary?
676
01:01:02,250 --> 01:01:03,250
Hey, I'm targeting you.
677
01:01:03,410 --> 01:01:04,410
Hey!
678
01:01:07,150 --> 01:01:08,150
If
679
01:01:11,880 --> 01:01:14,220
it's up to me, I nuked their butts off.
680
01:01:14,680 --> 01:01:17,300
Sorry, Father, I just
can't let you go out there.
681
01:01:17,750 --> 01:01:18,750
But you don't understand.
682
01:01:18,989 --> 01:01:20,720
What you're planning is morally wrong.
683
01:01:21,370 --> 01:01:22,980
We're all citizens of this universe.
684
01:01:22,981 --> 01:01:25,199
For all we know, these
beings have come in
685
01:01:25,211 --> 01:01:27,760
peace to share their
infinite knowledge with us.
686
01:01:28,240 --> 01:01:31,140
Not a task to annihilate that
which we don't understand.
687
01:01:32,140 --> 01:01:34,360
We've got to attempt to
communicate with them.
688
01:01:36,540 --> 01:01:37,740
I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.
689
01:01:39,854 --> 01:01:41,140
I'm going out there.
690
01:01:42,900 --> 01:01:44,780
But it's... it's too dangerous.
691
01:01:45,895 --> 01:01:46,895
You'll be killed.
692
01:01:47,529 --> 01:01:51,820
It's better to die in the name of
peace than live at war with our brothers.
693
01:01:54,814 --> 01:01:55,814
Hey!
694
01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:57,160
Hey!
695
01:01:59,880 --> 01:02:00,880
Please, wait!
696
01:02:02,280 --> 01:02:03,740
Please, it's too dangerous.
697
01:02:04,524 --> 01:02:05,524
Let me go.
698
01:02:05,924 --> 01:02:06,924
Worry not, son.
699
01:02:07,420 --> 01:02:10,048
You must always remember
that the hand of friendship
700
01:02:10,060 --> 01:02:12,600
is more powerful than the
swords of a hundred men.
701
01:02:16,795 --> 01:02:17,795
Very well.
702
01:02:19,114 --> 01:02:20,114
Good luck.
703
01:02:21,700 --> 01:02:22,700
Oh, thanks.
704
01:02:24,580 --> 01:02:26,110
Perhaps maybe we should just go together.
705
01:02:26,134 --> 01:02:28,620
No, no, I've got many
other important things to do.
706
01:02:28,745 --> 01:02:30,720
Go, go rescue the girl at all costs.
707
01:02:30,944 --> 01:02:33,006
And remember, it's
better to die in the name
708
01:02:33,018 --> 01:02:35,140
of peace than live at
war with your brothers.
709
01:02:35,860 --> 01:02:38,420
Of course, or accept every rule.
710
01:02:40,520 --> 01:02:41,520
Farewell.
711
01:02:46,540 --> 01:02:48,620
Green-eyed enemies are
our green-eyed brother.
712
01:02:50,120 --> 01:02:55,980
Gable and I walk through
the... I will fear no...
713
01:03:00,140 --> 01:03:01,540
And then the locust.
714
01:03:02,400 --> 01:03:03,500
Gable, the table is bare.
715
01:03:04,360 --> 01:03:06,840
Fear not the locust which
blanked thine harvest.
716
01:03:07,460 --> 01:03:09,440
For it is the meek who shall inherit thee.
717
01:03:10,300 --> 01:03:11,660
There's something to that effect.
718
01:03:15,580 --> 01:03:19,060
However, everyone knows that it's
the wise man who avoids confrontation.
719
01:03:20,520 --> 01:03:22,120
The locusts are dangerous animals.
720
01:03:27,660 --> 01:03:29,860
Yeah, we don't have to worry about him.
721
01:03:30,340 --> 01:03:31,340
He'll be fine.
722
01:03:32,300 --> 01:03:35,900
Say, father, do we have any
more of those green-filled...
723
01:03:36,440 --> 01:03:36,940
What were those?
724
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:39,160
Were they ladyfingers, ding-dongs?
725
01:03:39,220 --> 01:03:40,220
They were awfully good.
726
01:05:00,850 --> 01:05:02,110
Testing, one, two, three.
727
01:05:02,430 --> 01:05:03,610
Testing, one, two, three.
728
01:05:04,190 --> 01:05:05,350
This damn thing doesn't work.
729
01:05:06,030 --> 01:05:08,590
Those slimy bug-eyed beggars
can't hear a word I'm saying.
730
01:05:09,090 --> 01:05:10,890
Ella, what the hell is
wrong with this thing?
731
01:05:11,270 --> 01:05:11,430
No!
732
01:05:12,004 --> 01:05:13,110
All right, okay.
733
01:05:14,670 --> 01:05:16,510
Hello, this is William Hopper.
734
01:05:16,769 --> 01:05:19,390
I'm the director of the Bureau
for Research on Astral Phenomena.
735
01:05:19,490 --> 01:05:21,890
Now, I'm willing to call a temporary test.
736
01:05:21,910 --> 01:05:24,290
We're going to cease
fire and talk things over.
737
01:05:24,799 --> 01:05:26,710
Perhaps we could strike a deal.
738
01:05:28,010 --> 01:05:29,010
What do you say?
739
01:05:44,900 --> 01:05:46,220
Okay, that's close enough.
740
01:05:48,900 --> 01:05:50,040
Okay, freeze or we shoot.
741
01:05:57,970 --> 01:06:01,390
Well, we might shoot anyway, so
you'd better freeze, that's for sure.
742
01:06:03,510 --> 01:06:04,510
Attack!
743
01:06:55,430 --> 01:06:56,430
This is it.
744
01:06:56,810 --> 01:06:59,490
I bet this is the death ray they're
going to destroy the town with.
745
01:07:00,050 --> 01:07:01,530
Quick, we've got to try and wreck it.
746
01:08:10,809 --> 01:08:13,330
Look, I am exhausted.
747
01:08:14,569 --> 01:08:19,250
And these poor guys, these poor guys in the
bunker, they have been shooting for hours.
748
01:08:20,570 --> 01:08:24,172
Well, we were just
wondering if it's all right with
749
01:08:24,184 --> 01:08:27,870
you, that is, if it would
be okay if we surrendered.
750
01:08:28,895 --> 01:08:31,189
That is, if it's all right with you.
751
01:08:31,605 --> 01:08:34,189
No prisoners, prepare to die.
752
01:08:34,790 --> 01:08:35,790
Fire!
753
01:08:47,100 --> 01:08:48,520
Excuse me.
754
01:08:49,840 --> 01:08:51,520
Thomas, no, he's not cold!
755
01:08:51,920 --> 01:08:52,920
What?
756
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:55,000
We'll fix it!
757
01:08:56,439 --> 01:08:58,479
Get him, boys!
758
01:11:22,500 --> 01:11:29,060
Guys, I am so damn proud of you guys.
759
01:11:29,061 --> 01:11:32,200
Get out of my way, this is beautiful!
760
01:11:48,745 --> 01:11:51,640
We're, uh, we're willing to reconsider.
761
01:11:52,755 --> 01:11:55,080
Oh, we're, uh, willing
to reconsider, are we?
762
01:11:56,840 --> 01:12:00,780
Well, I guess we're not so tough
without our little death ray, huh?
763
01:12:00,940 --> 01:12:02,240
Is that what it is, big guy?
764
01:12:03,440 --> 01:12:04,780
Mr. Tough guy, huh?
765
01:12:04,980 --> 01:12:05,980
Hey, what's this?
766
01:12:06,055 --> 01:12:07,055
What's this, huh?
767
01:12:12,340 --> 01:12:17,480
Hey, hey, what kind of a low budget
planet are you from anyway, huh?
768
01:12:17,960 --> 01:12:18,960
Huh?
769
01:12:20,380 --> 01:12:21,640
Cream puff, huh?
770
01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:23,000
Here we go.
771
01:12:24,840 --> 01:12:28,970
Thank you, thank you very much.
772
01:12:33,790 --> 01:12:34,790
Thanks oh so much.
773
01:12:36,210 --> 01:12:37,210
Oh my.
774
01:12:42,310 --> 01:12:44,830
What was that all about?
775
01:12:45,030 --> 01:12:46,150
Oh, nothing really.
776
01:12:46,350 --> 01:12:47,350
Ah, good.
777
01:12:47,550 --> 01:12:48,830
Death ray's fixed!
778
01:12:50,670 --> 01:12:52,590
Get the hell out of my mother!
779
01:12:52,870 --> 01:12:53,870
Cover
780
01:13:14,830 --> 01:13:16,030
me!
781
01:13:26,020 --> 01:13:27,020
Nice covering.
782
01:13:38,420 --> 01:13:41,260
Well, I guess everything's
under control now.
783
01:13:41,440 --> 01:13:43,200
Good luck, godspeed, how about a hug?
784
01:13:43,900 --> 01:13:45,280
Ah, feels good, doesn't it?
785
01:13:45,740 --> 01:13:46,900
Get me the hell out of here.
786
01:14:11,520 --> 01:14:12,520
The cowards!
787
01:14:12,920 --> 01:14:14,800
I have what I want prepared for liftoff!
788
01:14:15,140 --> 01:14:18,000
We should blow this miserable
colony from the face of the planet!
789
01:14:20,100 --> 01:14:21,100
Escape!
790
01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:26,920
Escape!
791
01:14:29,400 --> 01:14:30,600
Abort, take off!
792
01:14:52,740 --> 01:14:55,340
This ship at once or I shall
see the lot of you dead!
793
01:14:56,440 --> 01:14:57,440
I heard that.
794
01:15:46,340 --> 01:15:47,340
It's over.
795
01:15:51,545 --> 01:15:52,545
Beg your pardon?
796
01:15:54,710 --> 01:15:55,710
Basically.
797
01:16:02,410 --> 01:16:03,790
Ha ha ha ha.
798
01:16:07,520 --> 01:16:08,520
Hey Larry!
799
01:16:23,280 --> 01:16:25,220
Boys, it's about time for bed.
800
01:16:26,260 --> 01:16:27,260
Honey,
801
01:16:41,640 --> 01:16:42,960
we got any of that meatloaf left?
802
01:17:06,010 --> 01:17:09,670
I have no need of technology
to vanquish my enemies.
803
01:17:11,530 --> 01:17:12,530
Seen
804
01:17:21,800 --> 01:17:24,220
your previous assumption
about me, evil one?
805
01:17:24,700 --> 01:17:27,800
I am Captain Starfire,
master of the universe.
806
01:17:27,801 --> 01:17:31,100
And now, you have met your match.
807
01:17:34,760 --> 01:17:39,860
It is hardly a bare match when you
have a weapon, and I am unarmed.
808
01:17:43,240 --> 01:17:44,700
As you like it.
809
01:17:45,060 --> 01:17:46,600
You are a fair man.
810
01:17:47,140 --> 01:17:48,980
Give me your word that you are unarmed.
811
01:17:50,640 --> 01:17:53,100
On my honor, I am unarmed.
812
01:17:53,600 --> 01:17:53,960
Good!
813
01:17:54,460 --> 01:17:55,600
Prepare to die!
814
01:17:55,601 --> 01:17:59,600
I didn't say anything about a
supercharged electromagnet.
815
01:21:57,680 --> 01:21:59,900
We're willing to reconsider.
816
01:22:01,050 --> 01:22:03,300
Oh, we're willing to reconsider, are we?
817
01:22:04,500 --> 01:22:09,020
Well, I guess we're not so tough
without our little death ray, huh?
818
01:22:09,050 --> 01:22:10,460
Is that what it is, big guy?
819
01:22:11,685 --> 01:22:13,020
Mr. Tough guy, huh?
820
01:22:13,139 --> 01:22:14,139
Hey, what's this?
821
01:22:14,460 --> 01:22:15,460
What's this?
822
01:22:20,420 --> 01:22:25,000
Hey, hey, what kind of a low-budget
planet are you from, anyway, huh?
823
01:22:25,600 --> 01:22:26,600
Huh?
824
01:22:27,555 --> 01:22:29,440
Eh, cream puff, huh?
825
01:22:29,780 --> 01:22:30,780
Here we go.
826
01:22:34,620 --> 01:22:35,620
Thank you.
827
01:22:35,820 --> 01:22:36,820
Thank you very much.
828
01:22:41,410 --> 01:22:42,570
Thanks all so much.
829
01:22:43,490 --> 01:22:44,790
Oh, my.
830
01:22:50,110 --> 01:22:52,530
What was that all about?
831
01:22:52,830 --> 01:22:53,870
Oh, nothing really.
832
01:22:54,150 --> 01:22:55,150
Ah, good.
833
01:22:55,350 --> 01:22:56,570
Death ray is fixed.
834
01:22:58,050 --> 01:22:58,150
Help!
835
01:22:58,430 --> 01:23:00,870
Get the hell out of my mother for me!
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