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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:00,289 --> 00:02:02,640 This don't get no better than this, does it, Luke? 2 00:02:03,479 --> 00:02:04,500 You said it, Chester. 3 00:02:05,414 --> 00:02:07,880 I can't remember when the drainage smells sweeter. 4 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:12,581 There ain't nothing like fishing to take a man's mind off the trials, 5 00:02:12,593 --> 00:02:16,580 the tribulations, and the hustle and the bustles of the workaday world. 6 00:02:17,054 --> 00:02:18,320 Yeah, you said it, Chester. 7 00:02:18,810 --> 00:02:21,371 You can just sell so many donuts and flutters 8 00:02:21,383 --> 00:02:23,900 and then you've got to give the mind a rest. 9 00:02:24,350 --> 00:02:25,380 You said it, Chester. 10 00:02:26,225 --> 00:02:28,340 Fishing has a way of making the man relax. 11 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:34,480 I'll drink to that. 12 00:02:34,659 --> 00:02:35,820 Get me another beer. 13 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:40,160 Here, fishy, fishy, fishy. 14 00:02:41,385 --> 00:02:44,700 It looks like them carp is running tonight. 15 00:02:45,344 --> 00:02:47,780 Okay, it's good for a fella to get out of doors. 16 00:02:48,445 --> 00:02:50,560 Too many people take weather and nature for granted. 17 00:02:50,660 --> 00:02:51,960 I'll drink to that. 18 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:56,120 Hey, y'all been with us more like we can. 19 00:02:56,534 --> 00:03:00,180 We was out here pumping that butane in them little rabbit holes. 20 00:03:22,250 --> 00:03:22,950 All right, boys. 21 00:03:23,045 --> 00:03:24,045 Ready to pack it in. 22 00:03:24,690 --> 00:03:26,246 Now you be good and don't go out of the yard. 23 00:03:26,270 --> 00:03:26,550 Promise? 24 00:03:27,150 --> 00:03:28,230 Look out for the boogeyman. 25 00:03:29,730 --> 00:03:30,230 Good night. 26 00:03:30,650 --> 00:03:31,650 Good night. 27 00:03:37,310 --> 00:03:38,390 Good night. 28 00:05:07,860 --> 00:05:10,460 Mom and Dad said not to go out of the yard. 29 00:05:10,655 --> 00:05:11,655 Yeah, I know. 30 00:06:55,340 --> 00:06:56,440 E.T. 31 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:02,800 Hey, 32 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:51,920 what's going on? 33 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:53,040 What's wrong? 34 00:07:53,265 --> 00:07:55,100 There's a space monster in the basement. 35 00:07:55,490 --> 00:07:56,490 Space monster? 36 00:07:57,040 --> 00:07:58,040 All right. 37 00:07:58,240 --> 00:08:00,008 Honey, I don't mean to criticize but I think 38 00:08:00,020 --> 00:08:01,760 I've been giving these boys too much sugar. 39 00:08:02,490 --> 00:08:03,600 Maybe better take a look. 40 00:08:43,599 --> 00:08:45,020 Is this the okra residence? 41 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:45,680 This is it. 42 00:08:45,795 --> 00:08:46,620 Glad you could make it. 43 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:47,836 What seems to be the problem? 44 00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:48,860 We don't know really. 45 00:08:49,180 --> 00:08:50,700 Just some cockroaches in the basement. 46 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:51,960 No big deal. 47 00:08:52,220 --> 00:08:52,540 Come on in. 48 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:53,720 No problem. 49 00:08:57,319 --> 00:08:58,840 I hope you know this is immoral. 50 00:08:59,035 --> 00:09:00,980 Honey, the man is a trained professional. 51 00:09:10,835 --> 00:09:11,440 Cockroaches? 52 00:09:11,685 --> 00:09:15,100 I think you have something to tell this gentleman before someone gets hurt. 53 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:16,880 Right. 54 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:18,436 Watch those steps down there. 55 00:09:18,460 --> 00:09:19,460 It's pretty dark. 56 00:09:19,900 --> 00:09:20,240 Oh, sure. 57 00:09:20,564 --> 00:09:22,380 The space monster will rip your face off! 58 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:23,400 Timothy! 59 00:09:24,399 --> 00:09:27,620 There's some kind of animal down there and my husband's going with you. 60 00:09:27,750 --> 00:09:28,750 Aren't you, dear? 61 00:09:28,835 --> 00:09:30,980 Sure, I'd just get in the man's way. 62 00:09:55,420 --> 00:09:57,460 I hope there aren't any bugs down here. 63 00:09:57,600 --> 00:09:58,920 They really give me the creeps. 64 00:10:00,060 --> 00:10:01,420 How long have you been doing this? 65 00:10:02,140 --> 00:10:03,140 Eleven years. 66 00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:06,880 You see anything? 67 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:09,080 No. 68 00:10:11,219 --> 00:10:12,640 How big is it exactly? 69 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:14,080 I don't know, really. 70 00:10:15,355 --> 00:10:16,780 Well, I mean... 71 00:10:18,399 --> 00:10:19,760 bigger than a red box? 72 00:10:20,245 --> 00:10:21,380 Well, probably. 73 00:10:22,540 --> 00:10:23,540 Really? 74 00:10:24,829 --> 00:10:26,200 How much bigger than a red box? 75 00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:27,560 I don't know. 76 00:10:31,780 --> 00:10:32,780 Looks okay to me. 77 00:10:33,020 --> 00:10:33,260 What? 78 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:34,700 I was living down here. 79 00:10:35,100 --> 00:10:35,820 Are you sure? 80 00:10:36,020 --> 00:10:38,460 Whatever was in here before is gone now. 81 00:10:38,949 --> 00:10:40,549 Did you look behind the washing machine? 82 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:43,360 Not there. 83 00:10:43,849 --> 00:10:45,000 What about the bar stool? 84 00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:49,680 I 85 00:10:54,450 --> 00:10:55,450 think we found something. 86 00:11:02,510 --> 00:11:04,210 What about the exterminator? 87 00:11:04,435 --> 00:11:06,950 I think he's got everything under control. 88 00:11:46,370 --> 00:11:47,370 So long. 89 00:12:40,389 --> 00:12:42,560 Your economics final is the day after tomorrow. 90 00:12:43,224 --> 00:12:45,894 My assistants will hand out study guides, which I suggest 91 00:12:45,906 --> 00:12:48,540 you look over carefully if you intend to pass this test. 92 00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:54,060 I would like to conclude the semester with just a few words of advice. 93 00:12:56,429 --> 00:13:00,246 I know this class is composed mostly of seniors, and most of you who pass the test 94 00:13:00,258 --> 00:13:04,180 will be looking forward with great trepidation toward careers in the business world. 95 00:13:05,139 --> 00:13:08,900 You are now asking yourselves, did I choose the right major? 96 00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:11,740 Did I pick the right career choice? 97 00:13:12,539 --> 00:13:15,980 As you embark upon your careers, remember one thing. 98 00:13:16,325 --> 00:13:18,240 Business is not just making money. 99 00:13:18,610 --> 00:13:21,080 Business is the key to this nation's future. 100 00:13:21,779 --> 00:13:25,300 Business is the last real outlet for man's resourcefulness. 101 00:13:26,725 --> 00:13:31,500 Business is the sole hope for mankind's evolutionary perseverance. 102 00:13:31,905 --> 00:13:32,905 Business is garbage. 103 00:13:33,495 --> 00:13:35,467 Business is the most horrible, awful, boring 104 00:13:35,479 --> 00:13:37,600 waste of time I've ever come across in my life. 105 00:13:38,934 --> 00:13:41,232 If you take that executive position, I think you could 106 00:13:41,244 --> 00:13:43,340 be making the biggest mistake of your young life. 107 00:13:44,499 --> 00:13:45,541 Business does have its drawbacks. 108 00:13:45,565 --> 00:13:48,860 Max, don't make the same mistakes I did. 109 00:13:53,619 --> 00:13:57,427 Try to remember that the only thing that separates man from the lower animals is his ability to 110 00:13:57,439 --> 00:14:01,379 take stupid and pointless risks because he sees more to life than the options readily offered him. 111 00:14:01,515 --> 00:14:03,720 It's his ability to get up and say, let's go for it. 112 00:14:04,170 --> 00:14:08,320 You've got to learn to take risks if you want to get ahead in life, like King Lear. 113 00:14:09,709 --> 00:14:11,109 So I should be more like King Lear? 114 00:14:11,639 --> 00:14:12,639 Of course not. 115 00:14:12,805 --> 00:14:14,340 King Lear was a drunken madman. 116 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:15,480 You're right. 117 00:14:15,740 --> 00:14:16,740 Bad example. 118 00:14:16,950 --> 00:14:18,080 But you know what I meant. 119 00:14:54,350 --> 00:14:55,350 What 120 00:16:26,710 --> 00:16:28,870 kind of outfit do you call that? 121 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:31,790 Your disguise does not fool me, Captain Starfighter. 122 00:16:32,289 --> 00:16:34,170 You are the one who shot down my shin. 123 00:16:34,610 --> 00:16:37,930 We have come to seek revenge and take what is rightfully ours. 124 00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:42,539 We have journeyed far off your planet and will not leave until you have 125 00:16:42,551 --> 00:16:46,790 returned the stolen radio transmissions and your brave princess Sabrina is dead. 126 00:16:47,910 --> 00:16:49,770 Why are you dressed like that anyway? 127 00:16:50,519 --> 00:16:51,930 Is that you in there, Lester? 128 00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:55,890 You will tell me where you have hidden the secret transmissions or you shall die. 129 00:16:56,950 --> 00:16:58,590 You must be in the wrong place. 130 00:16:58,735 --> 00:17:00,790 I know exactly where I am. 131 00:17:01,070 --> 00:17:03,290 And I know exactly who you are. 132 00:17:04,229 --> 00:17:07,170 For the last time, where are the plans? 133 00:17:08,170 --> 00:17:09,170 Huh? 134 00:17:09,270 --> 00:17:10,089 The plans. 135 00:17:10,270 --> 00:17:11,609 Where are the plans? 136 00:17:12,169 --> 00:17:14,010 The plans are right here. 137 00:17:14,639 --> 00:17:17,130 And the chocolate-covered ones are right over here. 138 00:17:17,131 --> 00:17:18,410 No, no, no. 139 00:17:18,589 --> 00:17:19,250 The plans. 140 00:17:19,430 --> 00:17:21,450 I want the plans from the secret transmissions. 141 00:17:23,894 --> 00:17:27,190 Hey, Ma, have we got any plans back there? 142 00:17:27,890 --> 00:17:28,890 No. 143 00:17:29,425 --> 00:17:30,425 How about a fritter? 144 00:17:31,019 --> 00:17:32,019 How about a fritter? 145 00:17:32,270 --> 00:17:33,270 What? 146 00:17:34,549 --> 00:17:35,730 How about a fritter? 147 00:17:38,049 --> 00:17:39,230 Seize the fritters. 148 00:17:41,539 --> 00:17:44,984 Well, if you like them fritters, we've got some good jelly 149 00:17:44,996 --> 00:17:48,810 donuts back there and they're just a buck fifty-nine will do us. 150 00:17:53,290 --> 00:17:54,290 You all right? 151 00:17:54,550 --> 00:17:55,710 That may be a little high. 152 00:17:55,874 --> 00:17:58,377 Now tell me where the rebel fleet has hidden 153 00:17:58,389 --> 00:18:00,790 the secret transmissions or you shall die. 154 00:18:01,484 --> 00:18:02,490 Oh, okay. 155 00:18:03,034 --> 00:18:04,990 They're just right down the street here. 156 00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:28,680 Hey, there. 157 00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:29,840 Can I help? 158 00:18:30,435 --> 00:18:31,360 Ooh-wee. 159 00:18:31,380 --> 00:18:32,500 Where'd you get that outfit? 160 00:18:32,574 --> 00:18:34,520 We have come for the secret transmissions. 161 00:18:34,899 --> 00:18:36,480 There is no use in denying it. 162 00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:37,720 We know they are here. 163 00:18:37,755 --> 00:18:38,380 Damn right. 164 00:18:38,664 --> 00:18:40,320 We got transmissions every one of them. 165 00:18:40,639 --> 00:18:41,839 Now, what kind of car you got? 166 00:18:47,189 --> 00:18:48,270 Where is the princess? 167 00:18:49,024 --> 00:18:51,150 Princess Serena, the leader of your rebel fleet. 168 00:18:51,324 --> 00:18:53,590 All forces we have come to take her away. 169 00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:57,350 I got you. 170 00:18:58,030 --> 00:18:58,150 Karen! 171 00:18:58,629 --> 00:18:59,710 Karen, get out here! 172 00:18:59,954 --> 00:19:01,790 Some Martians here want to talk to you. 173 00:19:02,624 --> 00:19:04,490 I think the big one there is Lester. 174 00:19:05,294 --> 00:19:06,470 Well, I'm going to lunch. 175 00:19:07,139 --> 00:19:08,390 It's nice to meet you. 176 00:19:08,485 --> 00:19:10,610 And the coating machine's right over there. 177 00:19:12,725 --> 00:19:15,930 So, Princess Serena, at last we meet. 178 00:19:16,249 --> 00:19:19,090 It has been far, far too long. 179 00:19:21,370 --> 00:19:22,370 Beg your pardon? 180 00:19:23,209 --> 00:19:24,410 Do not be coy. 181 00:19:25,070 --> 00:19:27,330 You have eluded me for the last time. 182 00:19:28,410 --> 00:19:28,550 Yeah. 183 00:19:28,949 --> 00:19:30,130 Well, clever me. 184 00:19:30,794 --> 00:19:31,590 Do we know each other? 185 00:19:31,744 --> 00:19:34,170 Do not insult my intelligence, dear one. 186 00:19:34,570 --> 00:19:37,643 Tell me where you have hidden the transmissions that you 187 00:19:37,655 --> 00:19:40,630 intercepted from Galactic Sector One or you shall die. 188 00:19:42,059 --> 00:19:44,295 Well, we repaired transmissions, if that's what 189 00:19:44,307 --> 00:19:46,650 you mean, but you got to speak to Roy about that. 190 00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:48,010 I'm just the cashier. 191 00:19:48,590 --> 00:19:49,590 Excuse me. 192 00:19:49,890 --> 00:19:50,890 Very well. 193 00:19:50,950 --> 00:19:53,050 If you wish to play games, so be it. 194 00:19:53,330 --> 00:19:56,290 We shall see how well you hold up under the game of torture. 195 00:19:57,050 --> 00:19:58,050 Get her! 196 00:21:13,925 --> 00:21:14,925 Roy! 197 00:21:21,010 --> 00:21:26,090 You will give me the plans to your rebel star base or you shall die. 198 00:21:26,274 --> 00:21:28,450 Look, I don't even know what you're talking about. 199 00:21:28,969 --> 00:21:32,386 But I think you should know, the local chamber of commerce takes a very dim 200 00:21:32,398 --> 00:21:35,690 view of guys putting trash cans on their head and issuing death threats. 201 00:21:35,755 --> 00:21:38,530 And just who do you think is going to save you, little one? 202 00:21:45,670 --> 00:21:48,831 Excuse me, I was just... Bob! 203 00:21:49,199 --> 00:21:53,490 Well, well, well, look who we have here. 204 00:21:56,149 --> 00:22:00,110 I suppose you just happen to be in the neighborhood, eh? 205 00:22:01,499 --> 00:22:03,790 If I'm disturbing anything, I can come back later. 206 00:22:03,994 --> 00:22:06,310 So you've come to rescue the princess, have you? 207 00:22:06,790 --> 00:22:06,970 Me? 208 00:22:07,410 --> 00:22:08,410 Oh, no, not really. 209 00:22:09,405 --> 00:22:11,990 Is this the best your planet has to offer? 210 00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:15,270 You obviously underestimate my power. 211 00:22:15,765 --> 00:22:16,765 Get him! 212 00:22:22,250 --> 00:22:27,210 I am so tired of these mercenaries interfering with me. 213 00:22:27,690 --> 00:22:30,630 I have wasted a long time for my vengeance. 214 00:22:32,949 --> 00:22:39,090 Now, my dear friend, perhaps this will aid your memory. 215 00:22:40,530 --> 00:22:41,730 What are you doing back there? 216 00:22:42,390 --> 00:22:44,077 Oh, princess, why don't you just give the big guy here 217 00:22:44,089 --> 00:22:45,726 what he wants and we'll just forget the whole thing. 218 00:22:45,750 --> 00:22:46,750 What do you say, huh? 219 00:22:56,830 --> 00:22:59,510 Oh, no transmissions, eh? 220 00:23:00,790 --> 00:23:03,450 So you have hidden the plans in the droid. 221 00:23:03,451 --> 00:23:06,650 I must say that is highly unoriginal. 222 00:23:07,145 --> 00:23:08,145 Kill him. 223 00:23:08,514 --> 00:23:10,810 Take the princess and the... 224 00:23:33,410 --> 00:23:35,730 Don't shoot you like that, it's the droid. 225 00:23:37,150 --> 00:23:37,490 Grab it. 226 00:23:37,650 --> 00:23:37,750 What? 227 00:23:38,270 --> 00:23:39,270 Grab it. 228 00:24:51,650 --> 00:24:53,170 It's me. 229 00:24:54,310 --> 00:24:55,790 You mean we just stole an automobile? 230 00:24:56,370 --> 00:24:57,850 Well, technically. 231 00:24:59,150 --> 00:25:01,370 Stop kicking my seat. 232 00:25:13,020 --> 00:25:14,240 You're at my wrist, you know. 233 00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:16,600 Why don't you punch him or something? 234 00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:16,860 Me? 235 00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:17,620 Oh, I would have. 236 00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:19,240 I was too busy being electrocuted. 237 00:25:39,870 --> 00:25:40,410 That's it. 238 00:25:40,470 --> 00:25:41,470 Let's get out. 239 00:26:23,810 --> 00:26:26,170 Well, then he lifted me up by my neck. 240 00:26:26,610 --> 00:26:27,950 Right there in my own bakery. 241 00:26:28,204 --> 00:26:30,690 Call me Captain Starbuster or somebody. 242 00:26:31,030 --> 00:26:31,910 Yeah, we carried that. 243 00:26:31,930 --> 00:26:33,010 Now, get back to the swamp. 244 00:26:33,429 --> 00:26:39,330 Well, then this big blind sauce thing just come out of nowhere just like on the TV. 245 00:26:40,030 --> 00:26:42,462 And it pointed this bright line at me and Chester 246 00:26:42,474 --> 00:26:44,870 and started making these strange noises going... 247 00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:51,150 You gonna look at them? 248 00:26:51,364 --> 00:26:52,470 Oh, yeah, chief. 249 00:26:52,810 --> 00:26:56,150 They look like big bug-eyed monster marshes. 250 00:26:56,274 --> 00:26:59,250 Real terrible runny noses, just real ugly. 251 00:26:59,645 --> 00:27:00,510 Ain't that right? 252 00:27:00,610 --> 00:27:02,530 Yeah, sure, real ugly. 253 00:27:03,090 --> 00:27:03,670 How about it, Willie? 254 00:27:03,910 --> 00:27:04,910 You telling the truth? 255 00:27:06,190 --> 00:27:07,390 Yeah, sure. 256 00:27:15,039 --> 00:27:17,479 You never know for sure unless you've witnessed one yourself. 257 00:27:18,264 --> 00:27:19,500 How many did you see, boys? 258 00:27:20,904 --> 00:27:23,060 Well, about two... Thirty-three. 259 00:27:23,364 --> 00:27:24,860 Oh, two or thirty-three. 260 00:27:24,930 --> 00:27:25,930 Somewhere in there. 261 00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:29,440 Well, they kept yelling swear words about the 262 00:27:29,452 --> 00:27:32,900 earth and America and country music and stuff. 263 00:27:33,615 --> 00:27:34,615 Country music? 264 00:27:35,699 --> 00:27:37,380 That doesn't surprise me in the least. 265 00:27:38,489 --> 00:27:39,489 Who are you? 266 00:27:39,740 --> 00:27:40,740 Me? 267 00:27:41,499 --> 00:27:42,560 I'm William Hopper. 268 00:27:43,619 --> 00:27:46,380 I'm the director of the Bureau for Research of Astral Phenomena. 269 00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:53,340 Then this big hairy spider monster thing, he come out carrying 270 00:27:53,352 --> 00:27:57,320 this great old big space bomb and he blowed up my damn truck. 271 00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:02,120 Wait a minute. 272 00:28:02,500 --> 00:28:03,500 Your truck's outside. 273 00:28:03,540 --> 00:28:04,540 I saw it. 274 00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:06,320 We had it fixed. 275 00:28:07,199 --> 00:28:09,460 Are you sure you know how to operate this thing? 276 00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:16,760 Of course. 277 00:28:19,899 --> 00:28:23,797 And then the big bug-eyed one came in and said to me, he said, if 278 00:28:23,809 --> 00:28:27,900 you don't take us to the president, we're gonna drink all your beer. 279 00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:29,400 And they did. 280 00:28:29,679 --> 00:28:30,800 Yeah, drunk and all. 281 00:28:31,260 --> 00:28:32,260 Oh, for crying out loud. 282 00:28:32,989 --> 00:28:34,760 Excuse me, gentlemen, but... 283 00:28:36,229 --> 00:28:38,260 Did they try to brainwash either of you? 284 00:28:38,539 --> 00:28:40,120 As a matter of fact, they did. 285 00:28:40,984 --> 00:28:43,500 Well, they kept telling me that I was Johnny Cash. 286 00:28:44,479 --> 00:28:48,860 And if I didn't do what they saying, well, they was gonna feed me to the hogs. 287 00:28:50,209 --> 00:28:53,380 Let's get back to that part about when they forced you onto the aid in women. 288 00:28:53,734 --> 00:28:57,000 Well, a man's gotta do what he's gotta do. 289 00:28:57,700 --> 00:29:01,570 I think they picked me for my, you know, manly qualities, 290 00:29:01,582 --> 00:29:04,920 because they wanted to carry on their alien race. 291 00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:08,840 What's your problem? 292 00:29:09,169 --> 00:29:12,820 I think you know what my problem is, Mr. Innocent Law Enforcement Official? 293 00:29:13,799 --> 00:29:16,332 Let's just say that you better get some reinforcement in here, and you 294 00:29:16,344 --> 00:29:18,926 better get it in here quick, or else you're gonna lose this whole town. 295 00:29:18,950 --> 00:29:20,020 No, scratch that. 296 00:29:20,469 --> 00:29:21,780 You're gonna lose North America. 297 00:29:21,989 --> 00:29:24,660 These guys can wipe out whole planets before they eat breakfast. 298 00:29:24,859 --> 00:29:25,939 What are you talking about? 299 00:29:25,980 --> 00:29:27,105 I'm talking about the aliens. 300 00:29:27,129 --> 00:29:28,800 The aliens that blew up this guy's truck. 301 00:29:29,460 --> 00:29:30,460 Aliens? 302 00:29:30,584 --> 00:29:32,024 These trucks are in the parking lot. 303 00:29:32,139 --> 00:29:33,979 Oh, right, and you couldn't have had it fixed? 304 00:29:35,189 --> 00:29:36,580 Get this guy out of here. 305 00:29:36,581 --> 00:29:37,760 Okay, fine, go ahead. 306 00:29:37,870 --> 00:29:38,870 Do what you have to do. 307 00:29:38,954 --> 00:29:40,780 But I know that something's going on here. 308 00:29:41,740 --> 00:29:45,759 And until you admit that something's going on, a lot of innocent 309 00:29:45,771 --> 00:29:49,740 people's lives are gonna be in a lot of danger very, very soon. 310 00:29:51,450 --> 00:29:53,860 Maybe we should just try to reason with this guy. 311 00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:55,460 Give me that. 312 00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:59,040 I wish I told you he's the better mood. 313 00:30:07,700 --> 00:30:10,300 Who is responsible for this? 314 00:31:34,060 --> 00:31:35,060 I know what. 315 00:31:35,719 --> 00:31:37,399 We'll do it just like the Cowboys used to. 316 00:31:37,884 --> 00:31:39,396 We jump in the water and walk upstream. 317 00:31:39,420 --> 00:31:41,060 They won't be able to see our footprints. 318 00:32:01,859 --> 00:32:03,300 This is great, really great. 319 00:32:03,885 --> 00:32:05,480 They always knew I'd die a rogue death. 320 00:32:06,014 --> 00:32:07,254 I'm going to be eaten by trout. 321 00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:10,126 You know, I really think you're making a mistake 322 00:32:10,138 --> 00:32:12,360 keeping all that hostility bottled up inside like that. 323 00:32:12,459 --> 00:32:14,299 You gotta learn to express your true feelings. 324 00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:16,240 I'm sorry. 325 00:32:16,285 --> 00:32:17,285 I apologize. 326 00:32:18,159 --> 00:32:19,279 It's not as if I have any... 327 00:32:25,129 --> 00:32:26,129 I didn't say a thing. 328 00:32:26,499 --> 00:32:28,259 Did any of your friends see anything at all? 329 00:32:29,380 --> 00:32:30,380 Sure didn't. 330 00:32:35,499 --> 00:32:38,260 Yeah, I don't blame you for not believing me, chief. 331 00:32:38,819 --> 00:32:42,820 It's not as though massive amounts of evidence is just lying around or anything. 332 00:32:43,474 --> 00:32:45,760 Well, they're small, but they're powerful. 333 00:32:46,919 --> 00:32:49,639 Well, I've seen a real angry one pick up an entire pig and throw it. 334 00:32:50,419 --> 00:32:53,640 Chief Norman, this cow has been mutilated beyond recognition. 335 00:32:53,739 --> 00:32:57,120 I seriously doubt that prairie dogs had anything to do with it. 336 00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:58,760 I'm serious. 337 00:32:58,944 --> 00:33:01,700 They'd pick him up right over the little heads and throw him clean across the field. 338 00:33:01,724 --> 00:33:03,040 Big pigs, 85 pounds. 339 00:33:03,220 --> 00:33:03,580 Incredible. 340 00:33:04,174 --> 00:33:06,014 Do you ever read the National Enquirer, chief? 341 00:33:06,839 --> 00:33:09,040 Like, cattle mutilations are legendary with UFOs. 342 00:33:09,524 --> 00:33:12,900 Look, this animal has a hole in it, three inches in circumference. 343 00:33:13,499 --> 00:33:16,595 It starts at the left side of the shoulder and it goes straight through the stomach. 344 00:33:16,619 --> 00:33:18,725 It's as if some incredibly hot rod had 345 00:33:18,737 --> 00:33:21,300 pierced its body at hundreds of miles an hour. 346 00:33:21,784 --> 00:33:24,220 Why, I couldn't reproduce that in the lab. 347 00:33:24,424 --> 00:33:27,840 You mean to tell me that squirrels did all of this? 348 00:33:29,029 --> 00:33:30,960 No, sir, not squirrels. 349 00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:33,040 Aliens. 350 00:33:34,179 --> 00:33:35,580 Aliens from another world. 351 00:33:36,239 --> 00:33:38,460 Well, I bet it's just a harmless college prank. 352 00:33:39,889 --> 00:33:43,640 Now, by aliens, you mean gophers, chipmunks, and something of that sort? 353 00:33:44,189 --> 00:33:46,260 Look, they're big, clumsy animals. 354 00:33:46,524 --> 00:33:48,700 Maybe she just tripped and fell in the dark. 355 00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:50,280 Phew. 356 00:33:50,679 --> 00:33:54,680 For a second there, I thought you were gonna come out with a really lame excuse. 357 00:33:55,644 --> 00:33:56,880 Injuns more like it. 358 00:33:57,404 --> 00:33:58,660 We caught them here in 92. 359 00:33:59,764 --> 00:34:01,004 And we'll fight them again now. 360 00:34:01,909 --> 00:34:04,900 Look, sooner or later, you're gonna have to help me. 361 00:34:05,394 --> 00:34:08,500 Sooner or later, you're gonna have to admit that something is going on here. 362 00:34:08,580 --> 00:34:09,580 You'll see. 363 00:34:09,739 --> 00:34:10,260 That's right. 364 00:34:10,534 --> 00:34:12,040 Find them and nuke their butts off. 365 00:34:15,010 --> 00:34:16,260 My life is ruined. 366 00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:17,560 I should be home studying. 367 00:34:18,179 --> 00:34:19,020 Aw, cheer up. 368 00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:19,920 We lost him, didn't we? 369 00:34:19,940 --> 00:34:21,179 I don't want to talk about it. 370 00:34:33,690 --> 00:34:35,930 Boy, it looks like somebody lost their cleaning deposit. 371 00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:40,179 It's locked. 372 00:34:40,375 --> 00:34:41,380 Well, break in. 373 00:34:42,870 --> 00:34:44,000 You can't just break in. 374 00:34:44,020 --> 00:34:45,320 This is private property. 375 00:35:06,820 --> 00:35:07,840 Look what I found. 376 00:35:08,260 --> 00:35:09,260 Oh, no, thanks. 377 00:35:09,310 --> 00:35:10,310 I don't drink. 378 00:35:11,100 --> 00:35:13,420 Boy, you're just a fireball of masculinity, aren't you? 379 00:35:14,830 --> 00:35:16,790 I'm sorry, feel free, but I just can't handle it. 380 00:35:17,060 --> 00:35:19,788 Last glass of wine I had, you know, the next thing I know, I woke up 381 00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:22,540 and these guys were chasing me through a cornfield in a crop duster. 382 00:35:23,090 --> 00:35:24,700 This is a complicated world. 383 00:35:26,060 --> 00:35:32,040 We cannot always understand the larger mechanizations that rule earthly events. 384 00:35:34,010 --> 00:35:36,940 And I am not a man who is easily prone to anger. 385 00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:41,818 But when I think of this cow, struck down in the 386 00:35:41,830 --> 00:35:45,380 prime of its life, I cannot help but feel anger. 387 00:35:48,100 --> 00:35:52,780 Can a living being really be extinguished involuntarily? 388 00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:59,378 There are many who believe that this sort of 389 00:35:59,390 --> 00:36:02,940 death emerges out of a sense of hopelessness. 390 00:36:05,900 --> 00:36:09,746 As death stalked her from the rolling hills of 391 00:36:09,758 --> 00:36:13,700 her own pasture, where did Daisy lose her hope? 392 00:36:26,060 --> 00:36:29,748 I did not know this cow personally, but when I see her here at the peak of her productivity, 393 00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:33,300 lying still within the oaken recesses of this coffin, I have to ask myself the question. 394 00:36:34,220 --> 00:36:35,220 Why? 395 00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:37,520 Why? 396 00:36:39,100 --> 00:36:41,480 Why was this bovine taken from us? 397 00:36:46,720 --> 00:36:47,840 I remember 398 00:37:45,660 --> 00:37:47,100 what I was upset about, you know? 399 00:37:47,620 --> 00:37:51,280 Just the thought of children starving in Africa or... 400 00:37:51,281 --> 00:37:54,160 No, prize, and my foot looked... I can't remember. 401 00:37:54,669 --> 00:37:58,340 But I... I just decided at six years old that I was going to... 402 00:38:00,340 --> 00:38:01,340 Seize them! 403 00:38:04,660 --> 00:38:07,480 You're becoming a real pain in the neck, you know that, Buckethead? 404 00:38:07,924 --> 00:38:10,120 Of course she means that in the nicest possible way. 405 00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:14,040 1995, so remember, DeSalvo is for all your hunting and fishing needs. 406 00:38:14,950 --> 00:38:18,280 And we're back, and the number tonight is 851-8540. 407 00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:21,651 In case you've just tuned in, our regularly scheduled hunting show 408 00:38:21,663 --> 00:38:24,760 has been preempted by an important interview with William Hopper. 409 00:38:24,860 --> 00:38:28,060 He's one of the country's leading authorities in terms of UFO phenomena. 410 00:38:29,780 --> 00:38:33,839 Tonight we've been discussing the possible connection between the spades of recent UFO 411 00:38:33,851 --> 00:38:37,780 sightings in the area and today's tragic murder of one of Lem Murdoch's dairy cows. 412 00:38:43,300 --> 00:38:47,532 That's right, and also we'd like to announce that if any of you have seen anything unusual in the area, anything at all, even if you 413 00:38:47,544 --> 00:38:51,821 think it's insignificant, give us a call here at the radio station tonight, or tomorrow stop by the police station and file a report. 414 00:38:51,845 --> 00:38:53,405 That is, if you have nothing to hide... 415 00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:58,160 Hello, you're on the air. 416 00:38:58,420 --> 00:38:58,740 Good evening. 417 00:38:58,899 --> 00:39:01,820 Yes, I was just wondering what your views are on gun control. 418 00:39:02,100 --> 00:39:05,283 Well, I'm for it, but I'm afraid that we're going to have to limit 419 00:39:05,295 --> 00:39:08,540 the calls tonight to this evening's topic, which of course is UFOs. 420 00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:10,280 Thank you very much. 421 00:39:10,539 --> 00:39:11,600 Hello, you're on the air. 422 00:39:11,704 --> 00:39:14,640 Hello, I really enjoyed the program on rabbit hunting last night. 423 00:39:14,845 --> 00:39:16,761 Listen, I was wondering if you heard anything 424 00:39:16,773 --> 00:39:18,960 about deer season opening a week earlier this year. 425 00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:23,100 Do you have a question or any information concerning the invasion, sir? 426 00:39:23,314 --> 00:39:24,314 Uh, no. 427 00:39:25,830 --> 00:39:27,040 Oh, I'm sorry, go on, go on. 428 00:39:27,060 --> 00:39:28,060 Thank you. 429 00:39:28,740 --> 00:39:31,538 Once again, I remind you that tonight the only topic that 430 00:39:31,550 --> 00:39:34,460 we're talking about is UFOs and their sighting in the area. 431 00:39:34,740 --> 00:39:39,300 Now, if you have a comment about UFOs, call me, the number 851-8540. 432 00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:41,056 I think we have a call on that subject. 433 00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:42,080 Good evening, hello. 434 00:39:46,500 --> 00:39:50,421 Well, if like, uh, like if the UFOs landed and stuff, well, would we have to be friendly to them, you know, or could we 435 00:39:50,433 --> 00:39:54,400 just kill them for fun, you know, like with a high-powered, bold action Remington 222, or maybe even a semi-automatic... 436 00:39:54,401 --> 00:39:55,681 Good evening, you're on the air. 437 00:39:57,060 --> 00:39:57,580 Do you still associate? 438 00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:58,800 No, I don't, goodbye. 439 00:39:59,100 --> 00:40:00,600 Okay, that is it, I am getting mad. 440 00:40:00,799 --> 00:40:02,439 This is really, this is your last chance. 441 00:40:02,620 --> 00:40:05,520 I am not kidding, I do not want to hear any fish stories, I don't 442 00:40:05,532 --> 00:40:08,220 want to hear about deer or any animals or hunting like that. 443 00:40:08,444 --> 00:40:10,480 We are talking about UFOs. 444 00:40:13,670 --> 00:40:14,670 You got a call, hello? 445 00:40:14,904 --> 00:40:15,680 A comment? 446 00:40:15,865 --> 00:40:16,980 Yeah, duck season. 447 00:40:17,900 --> 00:40:18,800 I can't believe this. 448 00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:19,920 Okay, that is it. 449 00:40:20,230 --> 00:40:21,630 This is your last and final chance. 450 00:40:21,660 --> 00:40:22,660 I mean it. 451 00:40:27,060 --> 00:40:28,400 No fishing, good evening, hello? 452 00:40:28,564 --> 00:40:30,780 Yes, I have a question about these space men. 453 00:40:30,914 --> 00:40:31,914 Well, go ahead then. 454 00:40:32,275 --> 00:40:36,251 If, hypothetically speaking, creatures from other planets were living in Lake Lure, 455 00:40:36,263 --> 00:40:40,060 what is the chance of them spotting any freshwater trout or maybe catfish or... 456 00:40:41,780 --> 00:40:43,360 Wow, that is unbelievable. 457 00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,220 Max, look, look at that spaceship. 458 00:40:47,340 --> 00:40:48,780 Isn't that something, it is huge. 459 00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:51,980 I mean just look at the size of that thing. 460 00:40:53,020 --> 00:40:55,340 My gosh, your gas mileage must be terrible. 461 00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:01,000 Hey, watch it with that thing. 462 00:41:30,094 --> 00:41:31,660 Anything yet? 463 00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:34,840 I want those plans. 464 00:41:53,980 --> 00:41:56,780 It is now only a matter of time. 465 00:41:57,820 --> 00:42:01,862 Oh, you are strong-willed and brave, but I remind you that even those with 466 00:42:01,874 --> 00:42:05,820 nerves of steel will crumble in agony when submitted to hideous torture. 467 00:42:06,925 --> 00:42:08,120 I think he's gonna sing. 468 00:42:09,245 --> 00:42:12,360 This is your final chance, my dear princess. 469 00:42:12,860 --> 00:42:15,906 You will tell me how to retrieve the transmission 470 00:42:15,918 --> 00:42:18,540 data tapes from the droid or you will die. 471 00:42:19,169 --> 00:42:20,460 Look, I'm telling you the truth. 472 00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:21,160 We really don't know how to do this. 473 00:42:21,161 --> 00:42:22,761 We don't know what you're talking about. 474 00:42:23,595 --> 00:42:24,720 He's obviously lying. 475 00:42:25,094 --> 00:42:26,600 I'd torture him if I were you. 476 00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:28,960 I have every intention of doing so. 477 00:42:29,444 --> 00:42:32,020 As for you, do you have any last words? 478 00:42:32,860 --> 00:42:33,860 Yeah. 479 00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:35,160 Could I use your bathroom? 480 00:42:35,629 --> 00:42:37,320 I drank an awful lot back there. 481 00:42:37,470 --> 00:42:39,580 You will remain where you are. 482 00:42:40,094 --> 00:42:42,380 Okay, now you're treading on pretty thin ground, mister. 483 00:42:53,720 --> 00:42:56,300 Don't worry, I won't let you go. 484 00:42:59,620 --> 00:43:02,647 Now that I have the droid in my possession, I shall 485 00:43:02,659 --> 00:43:05,580 personally reduce this miserable colony of Dapon. 486 00:43:06,055 --> 00:43:07,935 Does your mother know what you do for a living? 487 00:43:16,505 --> 00:43:18,880 Connect the mind drain to him. 488 00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:21,580 Terminate the princess. 489 00:43:34,950 --> 00:43:36,750 What is it? 490 00:43:37,490 --> 00:43:40,870 The princess of Jiggi-Pula. 491 00:43:42,150 --> 00:43:44,530 Her name is Jiggi-Pulu. 492 00:43:44,970 --> 00:43:49,330 She is the son of Jiggi-Pulu, and the father of Jiggi-Pula. 493 00:43:49,890 --> 00:43:50,890 What? 494 00:43:51,550 --> 00:43:58,470 Because she is in the world of the princess of Jiggi-Pulu. 495 00:44:09,610 --> 00:44:10,230 Nonsense. 496 00:44:10,550 --> 00:44:12,410 I set these coordinates myself. 497 00:44:13,030 --> 00:44:14,870 This is Plestron and we are here. 498 00:44:15,090 --> 00:44:17,150 I have the princess inside. 499 00:44:24,130 --> 00:44:26,610 Are you calling me a liar? 500 00:44:28,130 --> 00:44:29,130 Boon! 501 00:44:30,070 --> 00:44:30,130 Boon! 502 00:44:30,530 --> 00:44:31,530 Boon! 503 00:44:31,610 --> 00:44:32,610 Boon! 504 00:44:38,300 --> 00:44:41,720 Does anyone else wish to question my navigational abilities? 505 00:46:07,430 --> 00:46:08,430 My God. 506 00:46:09,310 --> 00:46:11,990 They've drained your brain and given you a hideous haircut. 507 00:46:14,830 --> 00:46:15,830 Karen. 508 00:46:16,890 --> 00:46:17,890 Take this. 509 00:46:18,370 --> 00:46:19,370 Here's the plan. 510 00:46:19,470 --> 00:46:21,630 I'm pretty sure these things part of the ship, okay? 511 00:46:22,370 --> 00:46:25,193 So if we were to just borrow these babies and maybe 512 00:46:25,205 --> 00:46:27,930 strand our little alien friends for a few days... 513 00:46:27,931 --> 00:46:30,411 I don't think anyone's going to make a federal case out of it. 514 00:46:30,630 --> 00:46:31,630 Got it? 515 00:46:31,990 --> 00:46:32,990 Karen? 516 00:46:33,710 --> 00:46:34,710 Wait. 517 00:46:35,230 --> 00:46:36,230 Come on. 518 00:46:36,310 --> 00:46:38,190 I know where we can get tons of these chairs. 519 00:46:40,510 --> 00:46:41,910 This guy bought way too many. 520 00:46:42,950 --> 00:46:45,670 Had to slash prices ridiculously low. 521 00:46:46,650 --> 00:46:47,650 Let's go. 522 00:47:44,650 --> 00:47:45,650 Great. 523 00:47:45,690 --> 00:47:46,730 Oh my gosh. 524 00:47:46,890 --> 00:47:49,290 I don't know whether we should have brought the cats or not. 525 00:47:49,445 --> 00:47:50,950 Mama, this got on my side. 526 00:47:51,610 --> 00:47:52,610 Hey! 527 00:47:53,230 --> 00:47:54,230 Hey, stop! 528 00:48:29,190 --> 00:48:30,190 Well? 529 00:48:45,330 --> 00:48:46,330 Over there! 530 00:49:12,940 --> 00:49:14,880 This is not my idea of a fun weekend. 531 00:49:19,710 --> 00:49:19,950 Name? 532 00:49:20,690 --> 00:49:20,970 Lugo. 533 00:49:21,194 --> 00:49:22,490 Randall Lugo. 534 00:49:23,690 --> 00:49:25,550 And your occupation, Mr. Lugo? 535 00:49:26,250 --> 00:49:28,730 I am a scientist, just like you. 536 00:49:29,130 --> 00:49:30,130 And your address? 537 00:49:30,450 --> 00:49:32,890 A planet not yet known to you. 538 00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:37,720 Why are you wearing that wetsuit? 539 00:49:38,004 --> 00:49:39,730 You refer to my epidermal covering? 540 00:49:39,894 --> 00:49:41,350 Yes, your epidermal covering. 541 00:49:41,790 --> 00:49:43,570 To protect myself from your sun's rays. 542 00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:44,800 I have some demands. 543 00:49:44,879 --> 00:49:45,950 Are those your real eyes? 544 00:49:46,444 --> 00:49:47,610 Of course. 545 00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:49,270 I have some demands. 546 00:49:49,444 --> 00:49:53,031 If you Earthlings refuse to meet these demands... Why are they so big? 547 00:49:53,670 --> 00:49:54,670 My eyes? 548 00:49:54,970 --> 00:49:55,970 Why are they so large? 549 00:49:56,250 --> 00:49:56,490 Right. 550 00:49:56,610 --> 00:49:57,610 Your eyes. 551 00:49:58,884 --> 00:50:03,150 Well... Is it to protect them from that bright sunlight on your planet? 552 00:50:03,370 --> 00:50:04,050 Yeah, sure. 553 00:50:04,190 --> 00:50:05,190 Of course. 554 00:50:05,650 --> 00:50:09,210 The sun is so big on your planet, to accommodate all that light... 555 00:50:09,211 --> 00:50:11,050 you had to grow your eyes really big, right? 556 00:50:11,515 --> 00:50:13,270 I was just getting ready to say that. 557 00:50:13,330 --> 00:50:13,610 Right. 558 00:50:13,790 --> 00:50:14,790 Wrong, Mr. Lugo. 559 00:50:15,180 --> 00:50:18,770 I'm sorry, but if you have all that bright sunlight... 560 00:50:18,771 --> 00:50:21,070 your eyes would get smaller, not bigger. 561 00:50:25,290 --> 00:50:26,290 That's right. 562 00:50:28,110 --> 00:50:29,110 Next. 563 00:50:30,495 --> 00:50:32,770 Well, that's quite a story, Mrs. Tundleston. 564 00:50:33,070 --> 00:50:34,070 Oh, yes. 565 00:50:34,444 --> 00:50:35,530 It was terrifying. 566 00:50:36,129 --> 00:50:36,910 Let me get this straight. 567 00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:37,960 You say these aliens... 568 00:50:38,149 --> 00:50:41,450 they were small, brown and very, very quiet? 569 00:50:41,990 --> 00:50:42,570 That's right. 570 00:50:42,950 --> 00:50:43,950 Yes. 571 00:50:44,049 --> 00:50:46,850 Mrs. Tundleston, I don't know exactly how to tell you this... 572 00:50:46,851 --> 00:50:51,110 but I think they were actually some of your dog's duty piles. 573 00:50:58,390 --> 00:51:02,750 I guess that would explain how I was able to outwit them so easily. 574 00:51:04,390 --> 00:51:06,210 Yes, that would account for it. 575 00:51:08,410 --> 00:51:13,370 I guess they won't pose much of a threat to world security then. 576 00:51:14,550 --> 00:51:15,870 No, hardly any at all. 577 00:51:23,710 --> 00:51:25,720 They sucked the bone marrow out of Eddie. 578 00:51:26,620 --> 00:51:27,620 Yep. 579 00:51:28,300 --> 00:51:29,300 Sure did. 580 00:51:33,340 --> 00:51:34,800 And then the UFO went like this... 581 00:51:36,060 --> 00:51:38,280 and then it went like this... 582 00:51:38,605 --> 00:51:39,605 and then it... 583 00:51:40,090 --> 00:51:41,840 went like this. 584 00:51:51,260 --> 00:52:32,020 May I help you? 585 00:52:34,750 --> 00:52:35,750 Sir? 586 00:52:38,330 --> 00:52:39,610 May I help you? 587 00:52:44,830 --> 00:52:46,030 Just browsing. 588 00:52:47,390 --> 00:52:48,930 Don't just stand there. 589 00:52:49,190 --> 00:52:50,270 Flush them out. 590 00:52:50,390 --> 00:52:54,270 I will be outside to finish them when they try to escape. 591 00:54:18,870 --> 00:54:19,870 Get in. 592 00:54:19,910 --> 00:54:20,910 I'll cover you with food. 593 00:54:21,950 --> 00:54:22,950 Okay. 594 00:54:23,110 --> 00:54:24,110 Wait a minute. 595 00:54:24,690 --> 00:54:25,690 Do you hear something? 596 00:55:12,250 --> 00:55:13,490 This is embarrassing. 597 00:55:45,460 --> 00:55:46,280 All right. 598 00:55:46,460 --> 00:55:46,960 All right. 599 00:55:47,180 --> 00:55:48,180 Settle down. 600 00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:50,160 Quiet, please. 601 00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:50,620 Quiet. 602 00:55:51,300 --> 00:55:52,700 During the exam there will be no... 603 00:56:06,490 --> 00:56:09,960 There will be no talking during the... thing. 604 00:56:10,220 --> 00:56:10,520 Whatever. 605 00:56:10,639 --> 00:56:11,639 Let's begin. 606 00:56:31,160 --> 00:56:36,300 You have exactly 24 hours to deliver the plans to me or else. 607 00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:38,600 Or else what? 608 00:56:43,100 --> 00:56:44,741 Well... What are you going to do? 609 00:56:45,095 --> 00:56:46,200 Blow up the entire town? 610 00:56:48,380 --> 00:56:50,021 Well... I don't know. 611 00:56:50,439 --> 00:56:51,439 I guess. 612 00:56:51,664 --> 00:56:55,520 Hey, why not just annihilate every living organism within the city limits? 613 00:56:58,385 --> 00:56:59,680 Okay, sure. 614 00:57:00,240 --> 00:57:01,240 Why not? 615 00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:04,620 Thanks for helping me. 616 00:57:06,260 --> 00:57:10,680 Well, Max, as I think King Lear once said, let's go for it. 617 00:57:11,460 --> 00:57:16,400 Oh, that was close. 618 00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:20,640 Let's go. 619 00:57:24,980 --> 00:57:26,480 Don't worry about Bea. 620 00:57:27,180 --> 00:57:28,340 Go ahead and rescue the girl. 621 00:57:29,020 --> 00:57:30,020 Rescuer? 622 00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:31,760 Ed, you've lost a lot of blood. 623 00:57:32,100 --> 00:57:33,620 Let's let the authorities handle this. 624 00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:35,060 I've got shot for nothing. 625 00:57:35,900 --> 00:57:37,120 You haven't learned a thing. 626 00:57:37,740 --> 00:57:38,880 You're such a coward. 627 00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:42,180 You deserve a career in business administration. 628 00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:43,720 Ed, Ed, take it easy. 629 00:57:44,249 --> 00:57:45,460 Don't you understand? 630 00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:49,300 You've finally found something worth caring about. 631 00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:52,040 And you're going to let it slip through your fingers. 632 00:57:53,040 --> 00:57:55,880 Max, sort out something important to you. 633 00:57:56,020 --> 00:57:58,200 And risk everything for it. 634 00:58:46,390 --> 00:58:47,450 It's worse than I thought. 635 00:58:48,460 --> 00:58:50,746 If what we see is only a fraction of their performance, I 636 00:58:50,758 --> 00:58:53,340 shouldn't think what they'll be like when they reach full power. 637 00:58:53,930 --> 00:58:55,730 That'll be a tough flight, but we'll prevail. 638 00:58:56,230 --> 00:58:57,230 As long as I'm in charge. 639 00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:04,200 We've got to get to them before they reach full operational capability. 640 00:59:04,595 --> 00:59:07,850 If they don't, we're whipped already. 641 00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:12,630 They're quiet now. 642 00:59:14,455 --> 00:59:17,910 Fortunately, I had my boys make a study of their tactical liabilities. 643 00:59:18,879 --> 00:59:20,850 And I think I know what they're going to do next. 644 00:59:21,694 --> 00:59:23,174 I've been a military man all my life. 645 00:59:24,980 --> 00:59:26,180 I almost think like the enemy. 646 00:59:26,634 --> 00:59:27,914 I can anticipate the next moves. 647 00:59:28,670 --> 00:59:30,816 No, no, I don't think we'll have to worry about 648 00:59:30,828 --> 00:59:33,170 another attack until, oh, sometime around midnight. 649 00:59:37,110 --> 00:59:39,170 Give or take seven or eight hours. 650 00:59:42,030 --> 00:59:44,670 Are they telling me that you're going to try and blow up the ship? 651 00:59:45,010 --> 00:59:46,010 That's right. 652 00:59:46,230 --> 00:59:48,287 Colonel, I don't think I have to remind you 653 00:59:48,299 --> 00:59:50,610 that there's an innocent girl aboard that craft. 654 00:59:51,294 --> 00:59:55,010 If you destroy that thing out there, you're taking her with it. 655 00:59:55,204 --> 00:59:57,600 And I don't think I need to remind you that we're 656 00:59:57,612 --> 00:59:59,970 at the future of an entire planet at stake here. 657 01:00:00,660 --> 01:00:03,410 We can't risk the future of humanity for one single individual. 658 01:00:04,050 --> 01:00:06,690 I'd like to help you out, but there just isn't time. 659 01:00:09,030 --> 01:00:11,490 Of course, one has to budget one's time. 660 01:00:12,430 --> 01:00:14,609 I mean, where else, except in this great land 661 01:00:14,621 --> 01:00:16,910 of ours, can you fight for what you believe in? 662 01:00:17,650 --> 01:00:19,750 To face the enemy of tremendous odds. 663 01:00:20,290 --> 01:00:23,170 To save one's single, precious human life. 664 01:00:23,644 --> 01:00:25,450 The life of a fellow American in distress. 665 01:00:26,270 --> 01:00:28,730 No matter how physically attractive she may be. 666 01:00:29,190 --> 01:00:32,190 I believe I'm ready to take over now, Colonel Lacks. 667 01:00:32,310 --> 01:00:34,250 Oh, Mr. Hopper, of course, sir. 668 01:00:42,370 --> 01:00:43,370 No, 669 01:00:47,510 --> 01:00:49,610 no, you've gone to the well just once too often. 670 01:00:49,790 --> 01:00:51,230 There's just nothing left. 671 01:00:51,231 --> 01:00:52,510 Thank you, Colonel. 672 01:00:53,510 --> 01:00:54,510 You're welcome. 673 01:00:57,110 --> 01:00:57,550 You're welcome. 674 01:00:57,910 --> 01:00:58,170 You're welcome. 675 01:00:58,570 --> 01:01:00,770 Are you sure all this is really necessary? 676 01:01:02,250 --> 01:01:03,250 Hey, I'm targeting you. 677 01:01:03,410 --> 01:01:04,410 Hey! 678 01:01:07,150 --> 01:01:08,150 If 679 01:01:11,880 --> 01:01:14,220 it's up to me, I nuked their butts off. 680 01:01:14,680 --> 01:01:17,300 Sorry, Father, I just can't let you go out there. 681 01:01:17,750 --> 01:01:18,750 But you don't understand. 682 01:01:18,989 --> 01:01:20,720 What you're planning is morally wrong. 683 01:01:21,370 --> 01:01:22,980 We're all citizens of this universe. 684 01:01:22,981 --> 01:01:25,199 For all we know, these beings have come in 685 01:01:25,211 --> 01:01:27,760 peace to share their infinite knowledge with us. 686 01:01:28,240 --> 01:01:31,140 Not a task to annihilate that which we don't understand. 687 01:01:32,140 --> 01:01:34,360 We've got to attempt to communicate with them. 688 01:01:36,540 --> 01:01:37,740 I'm sorry, I wasn't listening. 689 01:01:39,854 --> 01:01:41,140 I'm going out there. 690 01:01:42,900 --> 01:01:44,780 But it's... it's too dangerous. 691 01:01:45,895 --> 01:01:46,895 You'll be killed. 692 01:01:47,529 --> 01:01:51,820 It's better to die in the name of peace than live at war with our brothers. 693 01:01:54,814 --> 01:01:55,814 Hey! 694 01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:57,160 Hey! 695 01:01:59,880 --> 01:02:00,880 Please, wait! 696 01:02:02,280 --> 01:02:03,740 Please, it's too dangerous. 697 01:02:04,524 --> 01:02:05,524 Let me go. 698 01:02:05,924 --> 01:02:06,924 Worry not, son. 699 01:02:07,420 --> 01:02:10,048 You must always remember that the hand of friendship 700 01:02:10,060 --> 01:02:12,600 is more powerful than the swords of a hundred men. 701 01:02:16,795 --> 01:02:17,795 Very well. 702 01:02:19,114 --> 01:02:20,114 Good luck. 703 01:02:21,700 --> 01:02:22,700 Oh, thanks. 704 01:02:24,580 --> 01:02:26,110 Perhaps maybe we should just go together. 705 01:02:26,134 --> 01:02:28,620 No, no, I've got many other important things to do. 706 01:02:28,745 --> 01:02:30,720 Go, go rescue the girl at all costs. 707 01:02:30,944 --> 01:02:33,006 And remember, it's better to die in the name 708 01:02:33,018 --> 01:02:35,140 of peace than live at war with your brothers. 709 01:02:35,860 --> 01:02:38,420 Of course, or accept every rule. 710 01:02:40,520 --> 01:02:41,520 Farewell. 711 01:02:46,540 --> 01:02:48,620 Green-eyed enemies are our green-eyed brother. 712 01:02:50,120 --> 01:02:55,980 Gable and I walk through the... I will fear no... 713 01:03:00,140 --> 01:03:01,540 And then the locust. 714 01:03:02,400 --> 01:03:03,500 Gable, the table is bare. 715 01:03:04,360 --> 01:03:06,840 Fear not the locust which blanked thine harvest. 716 01:03:07,460 --> 01:03:09,440 For it is the meek who shall inherit thee. 717 01:03:10,300 --> 01:03:11,660 There's something to that effect. 718 01:03:15,580 --> 01:03:19,060 However, everyone knows that it's the wise man who avoids confrontation. 719 01:03:20,520 --> 01:03:22,120 The locusts are dangerous animals. 720 01:03:27,660 --> 01:03:29,860 Yeah, we don't have to worry about him. 721 01:03:30,340 --> 01:03:31,340 He'll be fine. 722 01:03:32,300 --> 01:03:35,900 Say, father, do we have any more of those green-filled... 723 01:03:36,440 --> 01:03:36,940 What were those? 724 01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:39,160 Were they ladyfingers, ding-dongs? 725 01:03:39,220 --> 01:03:40,220 They were awfully good. 726 01:05:00,850 --> 01:05:02,110 Testing, one, two, three. 727 01:05:02,430 --> 01:05:03,610 Testing, one, two, three. 728 01:05:04,190 --> 01:05:05,350 This damn thing doesn't work. 729 01:05:06,030 --> 01:05:08,590 Those slimy bug-eyed beggars can't hear a word I'm saying. 730 01:05:09,090 --> 01:05:10,890 Ella, what the hell is wrong with this thing? 731 01:05:11,270 --> 01:05:11,430 No! 732 01:05:12,004 --> 01:05:13,110 All right, okay. 733 01:05:14,670 --> 01:05:16,510 Hello, this is William Hopper. 734 01:05:16,769 --> 01:05:19,390 I'm the director of the Bureau for Research on Astral Phenomena. 735 01:05:19,490 --> 01:05:21,890 Now, I'm willing to call a temporary test. 736 01:05:21,910 --> 01:05:24,290 We're going to cease fire and talk things over. 737 01:05:24,799 --> 01:05:26,710 Perhaps we could strike a deal. 738 01:05:28,010 --> 01:05:29,010 What do you say? 739 01:05:44,900 --> 01:05:46,220 Okay, that's close enough. 740 01:05:48,900 --> 01:05:50,040 Okay, freeze or we shoot. 741 01:05:57,970 --> 01:06:01,390 Well, we might shoot anyway, so you'd better freeze, that's for sure. 742 01:06:03,510 --> 01:06:04,510 Attack! 743 01:06:55,430 --> 01:06:56,430 This is it. 744 01:06:56,810 --> 01:06:59,490 I bet this is the death ray they're going to destroy the town with. 745 01:07:00,050 --> 01:07:01,530 Quick, we've got to try and wreck it. 746 01:08:10,809 --> 01:08:13,330 Look, I am exhausted. 747 01:08:14,569 --> 01:08:19,250 And these poor guys, these poor guys in the bunker, they have been shooting for hours. 748 01:08:20,570 --> 01:08:24,172 Well, we were just wondering if it's all right with 749 01:08:24,184 --> 01:08:27,870 you, that is, if it would be okay if we surrendered. 750 01:08:28,895 --> 01:08:31,189 That is, if it's all right with you. 751 01:08:31,605 --> 01:08:34,189 No prisoners, prepare to die. 752 01:08:34,790 --> 01:08:35,790 Fire! 753 01:08:47,100 --> 01:08:48,520 Excuse me. 754 01:08:49,840 --> 01:08:51,520 Thomas, no, he's not cold! 755 01:08:51,920 --> 01:08:52,920 What? 756 01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:55,000 We'll fix it! 757 01:08:56,439 --> 01:08:58,479 Get him, boys! 758 01:11:22,500 --> 01:11:29,060 Guys, I am so damn proud of you guys. 759 01:11:29,061 --> 01:11:32,200 Get out of my way, this is beautiful! 760 01:11:48,745 --> 01:11:51,640 We're, uh, we're willing to reconsider. 761 01:11:52,755 --> 01:11:55,080 Oh, we're, uh, willing to reconsider, are we? 762 01:11:56,840 --> 01:12:00,780 Well, I guess we're not so tough without our little death ray, huh? 763 01:12:00,940 --> 01:12:02,240 Is that what it is, big guy? 764 01:12:03,440 --> 01:12:04,780 Mr. Tough guy, huh? 765 01:12:04,980 --> 01:12:05,980 Hey, what's this? 766 01:12:06,055 --> 01:12:07,055 What's this, huh? 767 01:12:12,340 --> 01:12:17,480 Hey, hey, what kind of a low budget planet are you from anyway, huh? 768 01:12:17,960 --> 01:12:18,960 Huh? 769 01:12:20,380 --> 01:12:21,640 Cream puff, huh? 770 01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:23,000 Here we go. 771 01:12:24,840 --> 01:12:28,970 Thank you, thank you very much. 772 01:12:33,790 --> 01:12:34,790 Thanks oh so much. 773 01:12:36,210 --> 01:12:37,210 Oh my. 774 01:12:42,310 --> 01:12:44,830 What was that all about? 775 01:12:45,030 --> 01:12:46,150 Oh, nothing really. 776 01:12:46,350 --> 01:12:47,350 Ah, good. 777 01:12:47,550 --> 01:12:48,830 Death ray's fixed! 778 01:12:50,670 --> 01:12:52,590 Get the hell out of my mother! 779 01:12:52,870 --> 01:12:53,870 Cover 780 01:13:14,830 --> 01:13:16,030 me! 781 01:13:26,020 --> 01:13:27,020 Nice covering. 782 01:13:38,420 --> 01:13:41,260 Well, I guess everything's under control now. 783 01:13:41,440 --> 01:13:43,200 Good luck, godspeed, how about a hug? 784 01:13:43,900 --> 01:13:45,280 Ah, feels good, doesn't it? 785 01:13:45,740 --> 01:13:46,900 Get me the hell out of here. 786 01:14:11,520 --> 01:14:12,520 The cowards! 787 01:14:12,920 --> 01:14:14,800 I have what I want prepared for liftoff! 788 01:14:15,140 --> 01:14:18,000 We should blow this miserable colony from the face of the planet! 789 01:14:20,100 --> 01:14:21,100 Escape! 790 01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:26,920 Escape! 791 01:14:29,400 --> 01:14:30,600 Abort, take off! 792 01:14:52,740 --> 01:14:55,340 This ship at once or I shall see the lot of you dead! 793 01:14:56,440 --> 01:14:57,440 I heard that. 794 01:15:46,340 --> 01:15:47,340 It's over. 795 01:15:51,545 --> 01:15:52,545 Beg your pardon? 796 01:15:54,710 --> 01:15:55,710 Basically. 797 01:16:02,410 --> 01:16:03,790 Ha ha ha ha. 798 01:16:07,520 --> 01:16:08,520 Hey Larry! 799 01:16:23,280 --> 01:16:25,220 Boys, it's about time for bed. 800 01:16:26,260 --> 01:16:27,260 Honey, 801 01:16:41,640 --> 01:16:42,960 we got any of that meatloaf left? 802 01:17:06,010 --> 01:17:09,670 I have no need of technology to vanquish my enemies. 803 01:17:11,530 --> 01:17:12,530 Seen 804 01:17:21,800 --> 01:17:24,220 your previous assumption about me, evil one? 805 01:17:24,700 --> 01:17:27,800 I am Captain Starfire, master of the universe. 806 01:17:27,801 --> 01:17:31,100 And now, you have met your match. 807 01:17:34,760 --> 01:17:39,860 It is hardly a bare match when you have a weapon, and I am unarmed. 808 01:17:43,240 --> 01:17:44,700 As you like it. 809 01:17:45,060 --> 01:17:46,600 You are a fair man. 810 01:17:47,140 --> 01:17:48,980 Give me your word that you are unarmed. 811 01:17:50,640 --> 01:17:53,100 On my honor, I am unarmed. 812 01:17:53,600 --> 01:17:53,960 Good! 813 01:17:54,460 --> 01:17:55,600 Prepare to die! 814 01:17:55,601 --> 01:17:59,600 I didn't say anything about a supercharged electromagnet. 815 01:21:57,680 --> 01:21:59,900 We're willing to reconsider. 816 01:22:01,050 --> 01:22:03,300 Oh, we're willing to reconsider, are we? 817 01:22:04,500 --> 01:22:09,020 Well, I guess we're not so tough without our little death ray, huh? 818 01:22:09,050 --> 01:22:10,460 Is that what it is, big guy? 819 01:22:11,685 --> 01:22:13,020 Mr. Tough guy, huh? 820 01:22:13,139 --> 01:22:14,139 Hey, what's this? 821 01:22:14,460 --> 01:22:15,460 What's this? 822 01:22:20,420 --> 01:22:25,000 Hey, hey, what kind of a low-budget planet are you from, anyway, huh? 823 01:22:25,600 --> 01:22:26,600 Huh? 824 01:22:27,555 --> 01:22:29,440 Eh, cream puff, huh? 825 01:22:29,780 --> 01:22:30,780 Here we go. 826 01:22:34,620 --> 01:22:35,620 Thank you. 827 01:22:35,820 --> 01:22:36,820 Thank you very much. 828 01:22:41,410 --> 01:22:42,570 Thanks all so much. 829 01:22:43,490 --> 01:22:44,790 Oh, my. 830 01:22:50,110 --> 01:22:52,530 What was that all about? 831 01:22:52,830 --> 01:22:53,870 Oh, nothing really. 832 01:22:54,150 --> 01:22:55,150 Ah, good. 833 01:22:55,350 --> 01:22:56,570 Death ray is fixed. 834 01:22:58,050 --> 01:22:58,150 Help! 835 01:22:58,430 --> 01:23:00,870 Get the hell out of my mother for me! 61145

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