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[opening theme music playing]
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♪ Hey! ♪
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What?
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What?
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-What?
-Stop saying, "What?"
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[gasps] What?
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Leavo's a Trøg!
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Wait a minute.
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We're all Trøgs. Elves are Trøgs.
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[all gasp]
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And Trøgs are elves.
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-[gasping]
-What about molemen?
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Nobody cares about molemen.
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And there's one person…
well, elf… well, Trøg…
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Well, whatever the hell he is,
we have to thank for dedicating decades
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to the search that would unite us all,
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Dread Pirate Leavo.
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I wasted my life.
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Oh! How can you say that, Leavo?
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-What about your children?
-They won't speak to me.
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What about that fantasy novel
you were writing?
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Eh, the elf erotica market
is oversaturated.
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What about that girlfriend
you always talked about?
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She married Speako.
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Boy, you did waste your life.
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[Bean moaning]
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[groans softly]
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-[woman cackling]
-[Bean groans]
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[panting]
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You're not gonna get away this time, Mom.
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[exclaims]
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[grunts] Gotcha! Ow!
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[gasps]
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[panting]
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God damn it! Ugh!
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[muffled screaming]
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Bunty's on break.
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Shall I send her in for you to yell at?
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No, you'll do.
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I can't figure out what these dreams mean.
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What happened to my lucky boot?
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Where's Mora? Where's Oona's stash?
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What's the point of anything?
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Only you can answer those questions,
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except for the one about Oona's stash.
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It was mostly catnip,
and Scruffles smoked all of it.
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[giggles, exclaims]
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You have no idea
what's going on in my head, Mop Girl.
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I have no control.
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Not when I'm sleeping, not when I'm awake.
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Are you kidding me?
You're the queen of Dreamland.
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You control everything.
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Maybe you should look beyond yourself
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and stop acting like a spoiled,
entitled brat.
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My crown doesn't even fit.
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From this night forward, I hereby declare
the elves and Trøgs are reunited.
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Throw down your arms.
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[cheering]
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[sighing happily]
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You're all welcome to stay for
our prayer meeting and success seminar.
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Success seminar?
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[hesitating] We just remembered
we all have something else to do. Run!
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Where do you think you're going, bub?
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But there are so many secrets I have
to blab back to Bean.
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-I mean…
-We have bigger plans for you.
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No, no!
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[screaming] No! No!
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But why do I have to go to school?
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I'm almost fourteen and a half,
middle-aged.
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I left the woods for this?
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Because I want you two to grow up
to be gentlemen.
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And that means no fighting or shovin'.
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-Now, get in there.
-[Derek and Bear Boy exclaim]
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Phew! Good thing I ordered all schools
to be built next to these things.
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[indistinct chatter]
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[Zøg] To daytime drinking
and parental neglect!
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[crowd cheers]
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-[man] Hello, boys and girls and Jerry.
-[Jerry] Hello.
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I'm your substitute teacher.
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Where's Mrs. Gladstone?
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She's out dead today.
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[all cheer, gasp]
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Executed her meself.
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Her last words were, "Turn to page 52."
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Just kiddin'. It was, "No! Oh!"
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On a related note,
never try to start a teachers' union.
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That's just going to be a bad idea.
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[whistling]
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Hmm. Nerd bait. Schloop!
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Gee willikers, this place is spiffy.
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All we have in Hell is a little hot stuff.
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[Trøgs chant in unison] I pity the fool
who drinks the Goo!
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I pity the fool who drinks the Goo!
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No, I won't drink the Goo.
You can't make me.
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I'll scream for help
and won't stop screaming.
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[screams]
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Fill his mouth with golf balls.
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What?
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[muffled screaming]
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Schloop!
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[chuckles]
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[Mop Girl] Your Majesty,
you've gotta stay focused.
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Don't get distracted by the stupid crap
that happens when you least expect it.
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Bean, Bean! Elfo can fit seven golf balls
in his mouth.
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[laughs] Oh, man. What an idiot.
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The Trøgs got him all tied up,
hand and foot, and even blindfolded.
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My hunch is they're gonna
skin him alive and roast him. Woo!
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That's horrible.
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Damn, Luci, you don't care about anyone.
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Aw, Bean, that hurts my feelings.
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Let me show you how much I care.
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[scatting]
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Hello, baby. [cheers]
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[blows raspberry]
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[vocalizing nonsensically]
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[imitates plane landing, exclaims]
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[sighs]
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Wait, stop! [grunts]
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[chuckles]
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[vocalizes, giggles]
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[grunts, squeaks]
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Sorry, impacted anal gland.
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God, enough!
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We gotta save Elfo.
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To the little door.
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[sqeaking]
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Oh, yeah.
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All right, let's get started
with mathematics.
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-[all] Ugh!
-[Jerry] Math!
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If you throw a 137-pound witch
down a well that's 40 feet deep,
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and her falling velocity
is nine meters per second,
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how long will it take
for the witch to drown?
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I don't know.
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[laughs] Trick question!
Witches don't drown, only the innocent do.
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[all] Yay!
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Luci, I'll never fit.
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Don't worry.
The tunnel is covered in slime.
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You'll schloop right through.
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-[groans] Ew.
-[squelches]
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-Ew.
-[Luci] Buh-bye.
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-Ew, ew, ew!
-[tunnel squelching]
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Ew, ew, ew…
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[yelling]
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[scatting]
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[exclaiming]
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[yells]
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[exclaims]
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[groans softly]
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-Ew.
-[Luci] Took you long enough. [chuckles]
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What? There were stairs?
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-Why didn't you tell me?
-Yeesh.
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Then I'd have to talk to you.
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Oh, crap. I'm doing it now.
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Yeah, everything's
a big laugh for you, isn't it?
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-You're toxic.
-Man, you're cranky.
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Look, I know you miss your mermaid, Bean,
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but I got a blowfish here
that might do the trick. [grunts]
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Pucker up.
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Hey!
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You know what? Screw you
and your hacky prop humor, okay?
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I'll go save Elfo myself.
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[Luci grunts]
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Why does everyone get so mad when
I put 'em through the tunnel of mucus?
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Say, boys, how'd you like to play
a little game called Board Silly?
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-Well, that sounds friendly enough.
-How do you play?
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We hit you with a board, silly!
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-[Derek] Ow!
-[elves snickering]
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Ow! What's a board?
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You know what our problem was?
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We brought knuckles to a board fight.
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You keep whimpering like that,
I'll give you a good slapping myself.
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Oh! I wish we had another friend
to fight with us.
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[Freckles moans] Did someone say
they needed a friend?
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-[Derek and Bear Boy] Whoa!
-'Cause I ain't available.
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I didn't know these dolls were alive.
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Have they been watching us
this whole time?
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I wish.
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No, they're just toys.
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I spent my whole lonely childhood
praying they would talk,
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and then they just sat there motionless,
even when I burned 'em.
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I'm Freckles.
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Don't you see?
Your pathetic wish brought me to life,
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so I could be your
enchanted little dancing wooden buddy.
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It's like one of
them disturbing fairy tales
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with dark psychological symbolism.
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I'm going to have nightmares tonight.
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Oh, yes, you are.
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With a big skillet, too. Ha!
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Yeow!
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Meh! But right now, it sounds like
you could use some advice
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on how to deal with those
mean old street bullies.
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Wait, is this going to be a lecture
on how violence is never the answer?
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Hell no. I'm going to teach you
to fight dirty.
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Those little alley squirts are going down.
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[yelling nonsensically]
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Ow! My elbow rods.
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I like him. He's a wild card.
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[vocalizing]
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[suspenseful music playing]
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Oh!
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Hup, hup.
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[Trøgs chanting] Hup, hup.
Hup, hup. Hup, hup.
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Place Elfo on the slab.
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We're gathered here
on this beautiful, balmy evening
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in Mosquito Meadows
to give Elfo the ultimate test.
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What?
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Now, bring on the Goo.
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[Trøgs] Goo!
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For only the one true savior
can use the ultimate power of the Goo
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to save us all.
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We already tried it on the demon Luci.
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It gave him wings,
but beyond that… eh, not so much.
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Now it's Elfo's turn.
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Who knows what could happen?
He could turn into a Trøg like Leavo.
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It is not the character arc
I had hoped for.
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Or he could be the one true savior.
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And who better to perform this test
than a fellow savior, Bean.
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-[Bean] Me?
-[Trøg] Come on out, Bean.
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It's not like we didn't see
your big, honking head there.
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Look, whatever is going on here,
you are not Trøgifying Elfo.
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That's right, Tiabeanie. You are.
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-Now, get to it.
-And if I won't?
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[grunting]
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You both die, sassy.
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That's what saviors do anyway, right?
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Okay, okay. Chill. I'll do it.
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-[Trøgs cheer]
-[Elfo groans, muffled]
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You know what? Let me just make sure
his clamps are nice and tight.
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Elfo, what are you doing?
You look ridiculous.
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I'll stall 'em as long as I can.
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You squirm your way out of there, okay?
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-I can't.
-You're squirming right now.
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That's 'cause there's ants on the slab.
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Here we go with the ants again.
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If you didn't eat cookies in bed,
you wouldn't have the ants.
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Do you think they followed me here?
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I do have crumbs in my pockets.
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Ugh! You and your ants.
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Come on, Bean. Pour the Goo
and watch the magic.
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Magic… That's the whole problem
with this Kingdom.
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What has magic given us?
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Curses, lies, evil puppets.
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But Stience has given us buzzbrighters
and ass chariots and handguns.
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Stience makes you smarter,
and magic makes you crazy.
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So please, I beg you.
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Resist temptation.
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Give up the Goo. Who's with me?
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[crickets chirping]
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The crickets have spoken.
Now, give him the Goo.
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[Trøgs grunt]
251
00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:49,625
[gagging]
252
00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:56,882
[Luci] And snatch. [vocalizing]
253
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:58,843
[Elfo] Careful, Bean.
254
00:11:58,926 --> 00:12:01,679
Luci, you're the best… and the worst!
255
00:12:01,762 --> 00:12:02,805
[cheers]
256
00:12:03,305 --> 00:12:04,348
Fling!
257
00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:05,766
[Trøgs gasp]
258
00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:07,393
[Elfo exclaims]
259
00:12:09,186 --> 00:12:10,771
[Trøgs in unison] Moon!
260
00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:14,900
[Luci grunting] God, you two are fat.
261
00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:15,943
We're gonna make it.
262
00:12:16,026 --> 00:12:18,070
What did I tell you
about positive thinking?
263
00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:19,196
[all yelling]
264
00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:21,824
[gurgling, coughing]
265
00:12:23,367 --> 00:12:24,577
Quick, grab that rope!
266
00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:26,746
-[grunts]
-[Elfo] Well, ya missed it, stupid.
267
00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:27,788
[all scream]
268
00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:40,634
Ow.
269
00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:41,844
[chokes]
270
00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:43,679
This is too much.
271
00:12:44,513 --> 00:12:45,848
I'm going to bed.
272
00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:48,267
Thanks, Luci.
You really came through today.
273
00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:51,395
Just this once. Next time, Elfo dies.
274
00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:52,521
Deal. Hmph.
275
00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:54,482
You just sold me Elfo's soul.
276
00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:55,858
Deal. What?
277
00:12:57,526 --> 00:12:58,444
[snickering]
278
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,911
Hey, look, they're back for more.
279
00:13:06,994 --> 00:13:08,662
And they brought their dummy with them.
280
00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:11,665
I ain't no dummy. I'm an action figure.
281
00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:14,502
And we figure you're due for some action.
282
00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:17,087
-Uh-oh.
-They got wordplay.
283
00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:24,136
Sticks and stones may break our bones,
but pipes will cause real damage.
284
00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:28,766
-[crunches]
-[exclaims]
285
00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:30,518
[both grunting]
286
00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:33,979
[exclaims]
287
00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:38,150
Damn! No wonder they call you
Derek the Jerk Slayer.
288
00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:40,277
-But they don't.
-They will now.
289
00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:42,446
Let's scram. Somebody carry me.
290
00:13:45,574 --> 00:13:48,285
I don't think we're going
for ice cream later.
291
00:13:50,037 --> 00:13:52,164
Oh, man, oh, man. I killed an elf.
292
00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:53,499
What am I going to do?
293
00:13:53,582 --> 00:13:56,710
Well, first of all,
stop wavin' the lead pipe around.
294
00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:58,587
You're gettin' blood on everybody.
295
00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:00,840
Ow.
296
00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:05,553
[sighs] Derek, you only got one option,
clear out of town.
297
00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:07,847
If I was you, I'd change my name.
298
00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:10,808
Change my personality, too. Yeesh.
299
00:14:10,891 --> 00:14:11,809
You're right.
300
00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:14,228
To protect society, I must go.
301
00:14:14,311 --> 00:14:18,816
Destined to wander alone,
town to town, solving people's problems,
302
00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:20,818
inadvertently making them worse.
303
00:14:20,901 --> 00:14:21,735
[thudding]
304
00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:26,574
No, Bear Boy.
There's no reason for you to go, too.
305
00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:27,700
Sure, there is.
306
00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:29,535
You may be only my half-brother,
307
00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:31,871
but I kind of like hanging out
with that half.
308
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:33,455
[bees buzzing]
309
00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:34,540
[grumbles]
310
00:14:34,623 --> 00:14:38,252
I'd better come, too,
'cause you two dimwits is hopeless.
311
00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:43,883
Hey, Freckles. Derek's my guy, yeah?
312
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:47,636
So, whatever angle you're working here,
I expect a sizable cut.
313
00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:58,647
We sure showed them.
314
00:14:59,773 --> 00:15:02,443
You guys go steal a fancy getaway carriage
315
00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:05,821
while I make sure those palookas
don't give us no more trouble.
316
00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:13,329
Eh, thanks for playing along
with my sick little games, fellas.
317
00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:14,496
Mmm.
318
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:19,126
It was worth the brain damage.
319
00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:20,628
[laughing]
320
00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:24,673
You boys ever play a game
called Pipe Down?
321
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,216
-I haven't.
-Me neither.
322
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:27,468
How do you play?
323
00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:30,846
[sighs]
324
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:41,190
Whoa!
325
00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:48,948
They think telling me I might be
the one true savior is going to tempt me?
326
00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:50,950
Well, they don't know me very well.
327
00:15:52,993 --> 00:15:53,994
[sniffs]
328
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:01,543
Hmm.
329
00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:09,301
[exclaims, gags]
330
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:15,474
Bleh.
331
00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:27,569
[Trøgs] Goo!
332
00:16:28,445 --> 00:16:29,738
[panting]
333
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,699
[suspenseful music playing]
334
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:34,493
[exclaims]
335
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,913
I've got you now, Mom.
336
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,331
[screams, gasps]
337
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:40,582
What the hell!
338
00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:42,876
Crazy, right?
339
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:47,214
[closing theme music playing]
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