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[opening theme music playing]
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♪ Hey! ♪
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Your Majesty.
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What's with all these doofuses?
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This is the line to see Queen Bean.
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Hey, what a coinkydink.
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We're here to see Queen Bean, too.
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Then you'll have to get in
back of the line.
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In the forest, we don't have lines.
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Yeah, well, that's what separates us
from the animals… waiting.
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-How many people are in line today?
-I'm guessing, a thousand?
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Your dedication makes me wanna puke.
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Okay, let's solve some more problems.
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We should pick up the pace, it's noon.
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-Ooh, what's for lunch?
-I don't know. Casserole?
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I'm in the mood for egg salad.
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I'd like a single noodle, nine feet long.
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Ugh. We've already lost so much time
with your little adventures. Can we get on
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with the problems of the kingdom
without any more beating around the bush?
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Let me ask something, Oddie.
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When you get pissed,
do you roll all three eyes?
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[scoffs]
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Quit playing with Odval's eyeballs.
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-They have names.
-No, they don't.
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Yes, they do.
It's Winky, Blinky, and Soul Taker.
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Soul Stealer… Oh.
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Elfo, Luci, stop antagonizing Odval.
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It's too easy.
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Bring in the next whiner.
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We're already here.
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-Whoa.
-Your Majesty, it is I, King Rulo.
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We wee elves
are facing a crisis in Elf Alley.
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Conditions are, shall we say,
cramped and we're small.
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So, if I say we're cramped…
Ho, ho, boy, it's cramped.
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-And?
-Well, we have a modest request.
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Go for it.
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We want your castle.
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-What?
-What?
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Wha… What?
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Elfo, Luci, conference room, now.
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Do you think they know
this castle used to be theirs?
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Who cares? Oppression is fun, dummy.
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Bean, this is your chance
to do the right thing.
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You'll be forever known as the Queen
who gave up Dreamland.
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[Bean] Hmm.
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I'm going to say… no.
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[elves muttering]
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Oh, you just made a big mistake.
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You'll be hearing from Shocko and Fisto.
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[both exclaim]
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We're out of here!
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The casserole has arrived.
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Mop Girl, clean up this mess.
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You mean the casserole
or the whole diplomatic situation?
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[man] Thank you for waiting!
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Your stupidity is most appreciated!
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Thank you for waiting!
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Your stupidity is most appreciated!
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Oh, boy. Here we go.
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What is it, Sam Buca?
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-Denise left me and she took all the mugs.
-Why'd she do that?
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She said you were flirting with me.
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-What?
-Just like that.
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I never flirted with you.
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You're doing it right now.
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God, you're annoying.
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That's what Denise said
when she walked out the door.
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-Bye.
-That's what Denise said.
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-What?
-She said she's bi.
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-Hey, Sam Buca. How's Denise?
-I don't know.
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-How's Oona?
-Eh. Touché.
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Beanie, baby, I'm home.
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Uh, Dad, I've been on the throne
all morning, and I'm cleaned out.
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Can you please take the afternoon shift?
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Nah, you don't need me.
You're doin' great.
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Listen, there's somebody
I want you to meet. Hey, where'd he go?
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[grumbles]
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Oh. A cute little bear cub.
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What do you want me to do, Dad?
Stuff, butcher, or marry it?
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None of the above.
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He's your half-bear half-brother.
Can't you see the resemblance?
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Yeah, I guess I can.
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All right, Bear Boy.
Welcome to the family.
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Two things you should know about me.
One, I'm a really fun hang.
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Two, but I'm busy right now, and I have to
dismiss you. Three, I'm not into labels.
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You can choose between callin' me
Queen Bean, big sister Bean
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or your sibling Majesty. Any questions?
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Are you some kind of giant squirrel?
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Okay, take him away, Dad,
before I start to hate him.
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Next!
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What the hell are you doing?
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Oh. [chuckles]
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It's called a "bed."
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I'm tucking you in.
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See, here in Humanville,
we hibernate every night.
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That's stupid.
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-[whimpers] I miss my mom.
-Oh, me, too.
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But this gives us a chance to bond,
and me a chance to be a better dad.
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-Finally.
-Pipe down, Derek!
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I'm over here
trying to be a better dad. [grunts]
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Hey, where'd you grow up, a cave?
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-Apparently not.
-This is my bed.
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Shouldn't you be a moth-eating rug
on the floor of a failing cigar lounge?
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Shouldn't you be eating flies
in a terrarium?
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Eh! Shut your mouths.
I'm trying to get my beauty sleep.
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I don't have to listen to a bird.
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Don't talk to my pet girlfriend like that.
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-Shut up!
-You shut up!
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You both need to shut up, yeah?
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My name is Derek, by the way.
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Not now.
Learn how to read the room, child.
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All right, everybody out.
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[rats squeaking]
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Finally, I'm alone.
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Now I can get a good night's sleep.
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[knocking at door]
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[woman] Bean!
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Open this goddamn Dreamdoor right now!
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[Bean scoffs] I'm coming!
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[woman] Hurry up!
Don't make me rattle this doorknob.
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[doorknob rattles]
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-[man and woman] Hello, Bean.
-[gasps]
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-[man 1] You know what we want.
-[man 2] You know what we want.
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-[woman 1] You know what we want.
-[woman 2] You know what we want.
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And it ain't
your fashion sense. [exclaims]
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Get out of my castle, all of you!
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This is our castle and you know it.
You get out.
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-Jesto.
-Oh, yes!
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[screams]
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This is our ocean. Get out!
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-Hey!
-Hey!
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-Watch it.
-Yeah.
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-Mora?
-Bean, wake up.
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[gasps]
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Oh, you woke up
on the first bucket this time.
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Buckets don't solve everything, Bunty.
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[rats squeaking]
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[Bean groans]
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What?
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Pardon me. Sorry. Excuse me. Comin'
through. Hello to you, too. Excuse me.
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Sorry about your toes.
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Court consultation meeting now.
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Ooh! Okay, where should we meet?
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Inside your shirt like that other time?
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-Behind the throne is fine.
-[Elfo] Aw.
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So, I had this dream where everyone
who's out to get me was out to get me.
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They were all in the castle,
and the elves tossed me out.
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-Elfo…
-What did I do?
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Sounds like a typical stress dream,
combined with the paranoid delusions
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of a tyrant gone mad with power.
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Nice work, you dunce.
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-The most disturbing part was the elves.
-Goddamn elves.
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Look, I know you're still kinda pissed off
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about all the cute little elf skeletons
we found under the castle.
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Could you find out what your friends know
about their ancestors in Dreamland?
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You mean be your spy?
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Betray my own people
for a kingdom of humans
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that's shown hostility
to both elves and ogres?
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-Do I get a disguise?
-Yes.
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Okay.
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[Jasper grunting]
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I'm starving. Where do they keep
the garbage around here?
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Wherever you are I guess. Zing!
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Nice one, Derek.
Your first attempt at a joke. [exclaims]
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Maybe I should just eat your girlfriend.
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I'd like to see you try.
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Too late.
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He didn't swallow, though.
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Come on, Derek. Show 'em what
I taught ya about being a right hard man.
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-Prepare for an uncoordinated thrashing.
-[Bear Boy grunts]
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[both grunting]
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Aw. [grunts]
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[growls]
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[exclaims]
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[groans]
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[elf 1] What's the deal, Rulo?
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Yeah! Did you get our castle back
or die trying?
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The next person who asks a stupid question
will feel the wrath of my scepter.
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You mean that ball on a stick? Ow!
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I'll give it to you straight.
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We tried asking politely.
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Then we stormed off like angry babies.
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Yet Queen Tiabeanie still denied us.
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[clamoring]
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It's time for action.
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Action? But we're elves.
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What do you have in mind, Leavo?
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We'll take it by force.
Though it may cost us many lives.
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[Elfo in deep voice] I have a question.
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Why do we want the castle so bad?
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You, with the deep voice.
I don't know your name.
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You can call me Mustacheo.
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Well, Mustacheo, it's not just the castle.
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It's what's under the castle.
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-[elf 2] You mean the basement?
-No.
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-[elf 2] You mean the parking garage?
-No.
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[elf 2] You mean the… [exclaims]
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It's the very thing…
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But it's guarded by
the most hideous creatures
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ever to slime their way across a cave…
Trøgs!
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Please gasp.
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Whoo!
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But we don't have to kill everyone, do we?
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Bean's heart is in the right place.
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-Not like that trader Elfo!
-What?
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He's always sneaking around,
poking his nose where he's not wanted.
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And his incessant bum-bum talk.
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Well, maybe he had a childhood trauma.
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What are you, some kind Elfo lover?
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-Worse! You're Elfo!
-[all gasp]
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Please don't kill me.
Are you going to kill me?
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I have an idea.
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Elfo, you'll be our spy.
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You'll go down to Trøgtown
masquerading as a hideous Trøg
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and find out what they know.
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How much is my costume budget?
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Nothing. Now, go!
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Fine. But you get what you pay for.
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You can't even find a good wig
for that price, so suit yourself.
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-It's absurd…
-[door closes]
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[Bean] Out of the way, bed lights.
I'm coming in.
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Ow.
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[woman laughing]
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-[laughing loudly]
-Who is it?
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What's so funny? [grunts]
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-Get out of my castle!
-[woman] It's not your castle, dear.
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[laughs maliciously]
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[Bean exclaims]
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Mom.
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[door closes]
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Ah.
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"How to Stay Calm While Reading in Bed."
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[sighs] "Chapter one. First,
admit you have a problem."
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-Dad?
-[exclaims]
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Dad, I've been having nightmares again.
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Ah, Bean, I wouldn't worry about it.
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You probably had some bad clams.
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I didn't even have any good clams.
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I got some left over if you want some.
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No?
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So, these dreams, were they recurring?
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-Like the same thing over and over?
-No.
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Well, then you've got nothing
to worry about.
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If your dreams repeat themselves, Bean,
then you got troubles.
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Because that means you got
unresolved issues in the old coconut.
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Just go back to bed.
247
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-I don't think I can.
-No?
248
00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:05,683
Well, then I got just the thing.
249
00:12:05,766 --> 00:12:07,601
Try some nighty-night knockout tea.
250
00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:09,103
It's my own special blend.
251
00:12:17,653 --> 00:12:20,906
I gently pummel eight rare spices
into the tea leaves.
252
00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:27,371
Then I have Vip and Vap
sleep on it for eight weeks.
253
00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:28,873
Mmm. I can tell.
254
00:12:28,956 --> 00:12:30,499
I'd put some honey in it,
255
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:33,335
but ever since Bear Boy came,
we keep running out.
256
00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:35,713
[sips]
257
00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:38,090
Man, I wanna get to sleep quickly.
258
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:39,925
Can you chug tea?
259
00:12:41,802 --> 00:12:43,637
[exclaims] Hot!
260
00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:44,597
[coughs]
261
00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:46,682
-[sighs]
-[tea cup shatters]
262
00:12:51,061 --> 00:12:52,438
[woman laughs]
263
00:12:58,152 --> 00:12:59,612
[laughing continues]
264
00:12:59,695 --> 00:13:02,031
Ugh! It is a recurring dream.
265
00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:06,535
What do I have to do
to make this stop, kill you?
266
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,204
[woman laughs maliciously]
267
00:13:09,413 --> 00:13:10,456
[elevator dings]
268
00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:15,044
[gasps and screams]
269
00:13:15,669 --> 00:13:16,921
[screams and gasps]
270
00:13:18,088 --> 00:13:19,632
I gotta destroy that elevator.
271
00:13:22,426 --> 00:13:23,344
[snores]
272
00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:24,845
[rats squeak]
273
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:26,555
[grunts]
274
00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:28,098
[liquid flowing]
275
00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:30,267
[Odval chuckles]
276
00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:31,644
[exclaims]
277
00:13:36,106 --> 00:13:37,233
[Elfo] Huh?
278
00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:40,110
Ugh!
279
00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:42,613
[groans] So gross.
280
00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:44,698
Small.
281
00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:47,368
I just miss the days of, "Hi, I'm Elfo."
282
00:13:47,451 --> 00:13:50,204
It was just a simpler time back then.
283
00:13:50,287 --> 00:13:52,164
What the… [grunts]
284
00:13:57,711 --> 00:13:58,546
[exclaims]
285
00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:03,008
You goin' to the moon rave tonight?
286
00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:05,511
Yeah, but first I gotta shed my skin.
287
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:12,768
That's beyond disgusting.
288
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:15,312
[exclaims]
289
00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:19,191
Okay, you can do this. Come on. Okay.
290
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:22,069
Just pretended it's a Fruit Roll-Up.
291
00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:24,989
Oh, it doesn't smell like a Fruit Roll-Up.
292
00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:27,283
[grunts] Okay, it's on.
293
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:28,200
Let's go.
294
00:14:28,784 --> 00:14:30,119
-[grunts]
-[skin squeaks]
295
00:14:30,786 --> 00:14:32,746
Oh. Okay. [chuckles]
296
00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:34,081
I don't hate that.
297
00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:35,749
Look at that bum-bum.
298
00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:37,585
Hello! [laughs]
299
00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:41,046
[slurping and swallowing loudly]
300
00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:44,592
Oh. These bad clams ain't bad.
301
00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:47,970
Guys, we gotta get rid of
the elevator to Hell.
302
00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:50,222
The one that cut off my head? Yes!
303
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:53,142
It's time to give that elevator the shaft.
304
00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:55,811
Catchphrase, copyright,
Luci, the demon. [scats]
305
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,354
[whistles]
306
00:14:58,147 --> 00:14:59,982
Oh. Oy! I'm not done with that.
307
00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:01,275
[Bean] I'll return it, dude.
308
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:03,569
What you smiling about it?
309
00:15:03,652 --> 00:15:05,738
-It's just going to take longer.
-[groans]
310
00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:07,364
[all exclaiming]
311
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:14,330
[Luci exclaims]
312
00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:17,583
[elevator dings]
313
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:20,753
Get ready for an axe-whooping, Mom.
314
00:15:21,378 --> 00:15:23,339
Yes, we escaped from Hell.
315
00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:25,382
Hansel and Gretel?
316
00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:27,927
Oh, no! It's that recurring dream again.
317
00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:29,637
We got to get out of here.
318
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:32,264
Quick. Press the door close button.
319
00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:34,808
You know the door close button
doesn't do nothing.
320
00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:37,519
You've got to press it again
and again, frantically.
321
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,689
-See?
-It was going to close anyway.
322
00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:42,608
[both exclaim]
323
00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:45,235
[Hansel] Yes!
We got away from that maniac.
324
00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:46,987
[Gretel] No, we didn't!
325
00:15:50,532 --> 00:15:51,533
Welcome, Bobo.
326
00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:53,202
Welcome, Lobo.
327
00:15:53,702 --> 00:15:54,787
Welcome, Flowbo.
328
00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:56,372
Welcome, Gobo.
329
00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,875
Hmm. Stop right there.
330
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,710
I can't remember your name.
331
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,754
Has Sklobo been taken?
332
00:16:03,837 --> 00:16:05,506
-No.
-I'm Sklobo.
333
00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:06,840
Welcome, Sklobo.
334
00:16:09,718 --> 00:16:11,053
Dearly below-ed,
335
00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:14,848
let us bow our heads in remembrance
of those gallant Trøgs
336
00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:18,727
who sacrificed their lives
in our most sacred, secret ceremony.
337
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:21,855
[all] Sit and spin! Sit and spin!
338
00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:23,148
Hey, there.
339
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:24,483
Oh, my God. Trixy!
340
00:16:24,566 --> 00:16:27,736
[chuckles] You know my name,
but I don't know yours.
341
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:30,781
Oh, yeah, I want to say Splobo?
342
00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:33,951
Well, Splobo,
you're not like the other guys.
343
00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:35,327
You have a personality.
344
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:38,956
Plus, your hat reminds me of this guy
I used to sleep with.
345
00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:41,417
-Elfo?
-No, Superviso.
346
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,918
What? Trixy!
347
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,795
I thought we had something special.
348
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,589
An intruder!
349
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,883
Seize him or her…
350
00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:51,301
[clamoring]
351
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:57,016
-[all] Oh!
-Oh, my God, it's Elfo!
352
00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:59,351
Aw, my least favorite savior.
353
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:03,522
Oh, mighty Elfo. You rat bastard snitch.
354
00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:05,691
What are we going to do with you?
355
00:17:05,774 --> 00:17:08,152
-Let's kill him.
-But he's a savior.
356
00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:11,488
Yes, but historically,
we usually kill saviors.
357
00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:14,575
-How should we kill him?
-Roll a big boulder on his head.
358
00:17:14,658 --> 00:17:17,036
Roll several smaller boulders
on his whole body.
359
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:20,289
No, tie him to a giant boulder
and roll him in a pit.
360
00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:23,876
We agree then.
Something to do with boulders.
361
00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:25,461
Stop saying boulders.
362
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:27,046
Let's not kill Elfo.
363
00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:29,882
Let's use him as a spy on the humans.
364
00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:31,508
I can't be your spy.
365
00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:33,719
First, Bean sent me to spy on the elves,
366
00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:36,180
and then the elves sent me
to spy on you guys.
367
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:38,766
Triple crossing is as far as I go.
368
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:40,225
Enough jibber-jabber.
369
00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:41,685
Let's flatten him!
370
00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:43,979
[Trøg exclaims]
371
00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:48,150
Okay, fine. I'll do it.
But I warn you, I get caught every time.
372
00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:50,778
[Bean grunts] Stupid boot!
373
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,113
[grunting]
374
00:17:57,701 --> 00:17:58,577
Hmm.
375
00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:04,666
-[Bean grunts]
-[Elfo gasps]
376
00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:07,961
My hat puff! Are you nuts?
377
00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:11,340
Elfo, don't scare me like that.
Did you find out what the elves are up to?
378
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:14,426
Well, they're planning something.
Maybe an attack.
379
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:17,054
I don't know exactly
because I kept getting caught.
380
00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:21,433
But it involves the Trøgs,
who also caught me, incidentally.
381
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:24,144
The Trøgs? What's their little scheme?
382
00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:27,106
Well, they have a thing for boulders.
I can tell you that much.
383
00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:29,108
Thanks, Elfo. Time for bed.
384
00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:31,860
Think again.
385
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:45,082
Hmm.
386
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:51,213
[sighs]
387
00:18:58,428 --> 00:18:59,304
[gasps]
388
00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:00,764
[woman laughing]
389
00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:04,434
[exclaims]
390
00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:06,770
[panting]
391
00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:09,273
[woman laughing]
392
00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:13,152
[Bean grunts]
393
00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:19,116
[panting]
394
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:26,331
[woman laughing maliciously]
395
00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:30,419
[Bean grunts]
396
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:34,548
[exclaims]
397
00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:37,301
[Trøgs grunting rhythmically]
398
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:41,889
[Bean sighs] Safety.
399
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:47,603
[exclaims]
400
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,023
[groans]
401
00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:56,278
Brains!
402
00:19:56,778 --> 00:19:57,946
Brains. That's it!
403
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,740
I've got to use my brains.
404
00:19:59,823 --> 00:20:01,200
Thanks, psychotic dream.
405
00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:06,914
-[Luci vocalizing]
-[Mop Girl giggles]
406
00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:09,708
Luci, Mop Girl, listen up.
407
00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:12,169
I know what we need to do.
What is that smell?
408
00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:14,630
It's Luci and his room temperature
clam bucket.
409
00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:16,131
We gotta protect the castle.
410
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,842
Mop Girl, I want you and Luci
to plug up the tunnels.
411
00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:20,427
-How?
-You figure it out.
412
00:20:21,678 --> 00:20:24,264
We did it! What else
can we fill with garbage?
413
00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:26,600
-Elfo's room?
-I like the way you think.
414
00:20:28,685 --> 00:20:30,520
We need something bigger and bolder.
415
00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:32,356
[scatting]
416
00:20:34,274 --> 00:20:35,108
[exclaims]
417
00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:38,111
Eh, good enough.
418
00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:41,990
Elfo. Be brave. Go down there and say,
I'm not going to be your spy anymore.
419
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:44,576
You're not going to back down.
You're cute and delightful.
420
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:47,037
You got bad taste in women,
but that's true of all great men.
421
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:48,538
And you're a goddamn ogre.
422
00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:50,165
You're not afraid of anything.
423
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,416
[screams]
424
00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:57,923
[sighs] That's the last of 'em.
Let's get drunk.
425
00:20:58,006 --> 00:21:00,467
I have cleaning fluids
that'll make you go blind.
426
00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:03,095
That'll calm the clams
colliding in my colon.
427
00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:05,973
You know something, Mary?
You're too good for this dump.
428
00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:08,558
You're the first person
to call me by my real name.
429
00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:11,144
I'm going to let you in
on my darkest secret.
430
00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:13,480
-[whispers] I'm nice.
-[whispers] I know.
431
00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:16,233
[in normal voice] My darker secret is
I'm not that good at mopping.
432
00:21:16,316 --> 00:21:17,276
[whispers] I know.
433
00:21:17,859 --> 00:21:18,735
[groans]
434
00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:21,613
You know, sometimes I just mop
the same spot for hours,
435
00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:22,864
and no one ever notices.
436
00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:25,367
Hmm? Hmm.
437
00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:27,953
Cloyd? Becky?
438
00:21:28,036 --> 00:21:30,914
-That's right, Luci.
-You're going back to Hell.
439
00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:33,333
Hurry now. Schloop into the bottle.
440
00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:35,961
I gotta warn you, I'm about to spew clams.
441
00:21:36,044 --> 00:21:37,004
[Cloyd] Clams?
442
00:21:39,756 --> 00:21:40,799
[both exclaim]
443
00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:43,885
Thanks. I feel so much better.
444
00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:45,137
Body, over here.
445
00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:49,099
Uh-oh.
446
00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:55,272
Well, well, well.
447
00:21:55,355 --> 00:21:57,983
You've really chosen
the wrong side, Mop Girl.
448
00:21:58,066 --> 00:21:59,401
It's Mary.
449
00:21:59,484 --> 00:22:00,569
[Luci grunting]
450
00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:05,032
[Cloyd and Becky exclaiming]
451
00:22:07,909 --> 00:22:08,952
We did it, Luci.
452
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:12,205
Oh, my God. I feel so cleaned out now.
Thank you.
453
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,170
Queen Bean sealin' the whole place up,
454
00:22:18,253 --> 00:22:21,006
like a hundred little corks
in a wedge of Swiss cheese.
455
00:22:21,089 --> 00:22:22,132
She's onto us.
456
00:22:22,215 --> 00:22:23,175
[indistinct chatter]
457
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:25,677
[grumbles] Elfo betrayed us.
458
00:22:25,761 --> 00:22:29,056
Oh, I knew he'd fall
for that big lummox of a queen.
459
00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:30,432
We have no choice.
460
00:22:30,515 --> 00:22:33,226
-We must attack, now!
-[all] Yeah!
461
00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:37,230
[Rulo] Yes, the little stabbers.
462
00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:44,446
Humans may be bigger and stronger
and smarter than us,
463
00:22:44,529 --> 00:22:48,325
but we've got the ability
to run under tables.
464
00:22:48,408 --> 00:22:49,701
It'll be a sneak attack.
465
00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:52,204
We'll go in beneath the castle
and surprise them.
466
00:22:52,287 --> 00:22:54,289
But not in the fun birthday party way.
467
00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:56,541
We head out at the stroke of midnight.
468
00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:57,501
[bell tolling]
469
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:08,929
-To the tunnel!
-[all] Yeah!
470
00:23:09,679 --> 00:23:13,683
[groans] Oh, Elfo, when are you going
to learn your lesson?
471
00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:16,353
Stay out of other people's business.
472
00:23:16,436 --> 00:23:17,687
[both grunting]
473
00:23:20,565 --> 00:23:23,402
Come on now. You two are brothers, okay?
474
00:23:23,485 --> 00:23:26,238
Remember, blood is thicker than water.
475
00:23:27,322 --> 00:23:30,909
Oh, wow. Wait, that's not just
an old wives' tale. It really is thicker.
476
00:23:30,992 --> 00:23:33,412
-[Jasper growls]
-Okay, boys. Boys. Boys!
477
00:23:33,495 --> 00:23:36,748
There must be something
you two spoiled brats can agree on.
478
00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:39,876
[exclaims and grunts]
479
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:40,961
[screams]
480
00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:47,300
Wow. I've always wanted to do that,
but never had the arm strength.
481
00:23:47,384 --> 00:23:52,097
If we work together, we could hurt people
much more than we can by ourselves.
482
00:23:52,180 --> 00:23:53,473
[grunting]
483
00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:54,808
Ow!
484
00:23:59,187 --> 00:24:00,021
Huh?
485
00:24:00,605 --> 00:24:02,524
[elves grunting rhythmically]
486
00:24:07,654 --> 00:24:08,488
[Trøgs grunt]
487
00:24:12,576 --> 00:24:16,872
Who is so foolhardy
as to enter Guano junction?
488
00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:20,250
Out of the way, you puny monstrosities!
489
00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:22,669
Hey, we're the same size as you.
490
00:24:22,752 --> 00:24:26,298
So you just turn around
and be on your little way.
491
00:24:26,381 --> 00:24:27,299
[all exclaim]
492
00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:43,648
This is ridiculous.
493
00:24:43,732 --> 00:24:47,861
If we create some sort of diversion,
we can sneak through that door over there.
494
00:24:47,944 --> 00:24:50,614
Distracto, front and center.
495
00:24:50,697 --> 00:24:51,990
[scatting]
496
00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:03,835
No! Don't go in there.
497
00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:08,215
[mutters] I mean, unless you want to see
a bunch of old jars.
498
00:25:08,298 --> 00:25:12,928
Who's interested in old jars?
Just grannies, am I right?
499
00:25:13,011 --> 00:25:15,096
-[Trøgs] Yeah!
-[Trøg] What he said.
500
00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:16,806
Trøgs can't be trusted.
501
00:25:16,890 --> 00:25:20,018
If they don't want us to go in there,
that's the way to go.
502
00:25:20,644 --> 00:25:22,437
At last, I found it.
503
00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:24,856
No, it's forbidden!
504
00:25:26,274 --> 00:25:28,944
Finally, I've spent my entire adult life,
505
00:25:29,027 --> 00:25:31,821
except for that time in the cult,
searching for this!
506
00:25:38,578 --> 00:25:39,663
Don't drink that.
507
00:25:39,746 --> 00:25:41,540
It's the sacred goo.
508
00:25:41,623 --> 00:25:44,084
-Sacred goo!
-Sacred goo!
509
00:25:44,167 --> 00:25:46,169
I know what it is, you freaks.
510
00:25:46,253 --> 00:25:48,129
It's the very thing.
511
00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:49,965
-[all gasp]
-No, you fool.
512
00:25:50,048 --> 00:25:52,342
It's not what you want,
it's what you deserve!
513
00:25:52,425 --> 00:25:53,760
[glugs]
514
00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:55,804
Ha!
515
00:25:55,887 --> 00:25:58,265
It tastes like every candy
under the rainbow,
516
00:25:58,348 --> 00:26:00,225
with a horrible metallic aftertaste.
517
00:26:00,308 --> 00:26:03,478
But I expected something
with a little more oomph.
518
00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:04,437
[elves gasp]
519
00:26:05,063 --> 00:26:05,897
What?
520
00:26:06,648 --> 00:26:07,482
What?
521
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:09,276
What?
522
00:26:10,318 --> 00:26:13,238
[closing theme music playing]
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