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[opening theme music playing]
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♪ Hey! ♪
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[somber instrumental music playing]
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[Zøg whistles] Beanie!
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Hey, you're alive!
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-Yay!
-[Oona] Crazy girl!
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[Luci] Bean in the house!
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[Elfo exclaiming]
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[grunts]
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Oh, Bean, every time I find you alive
is such nice surprise.
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You never hugged me because I was alive.
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I hate this family.
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[Elfo] So, what the heck happened?
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How'd you manage
to get back to shore before us? Huh?
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Oh, a sea turtle gave me a ride back.
That's what happened.
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Sea turtles aren't that fast.
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Why does… Why does it matter?
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We're concerned with sea turtles now?
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Just be happy I'm alive.
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-Like I am.
-Jeez.
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Okay, I will take that answer
at face value and not ask you about
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that mysterious, new necklace
you're obviously hiding.
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[Luci] Listen up, y'all,
Queen Bean is back from the dead
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and orders you to spend
your money at Luci's pub.
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[Bean] I didn't really, but whatever.
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[Luci] Half-eaten nachos half-off
for all pants-crappin' low lives.
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[Elfo] Ha! That's me.
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[Luci] Come and get it.
Drink up, you scumbags.
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[squirrels chittering]
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Hmm?
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[birds screeching]
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[animals scrambling]
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Oh, no, they're back.
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Yee-haw!
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Uh-uh, I've always been a firm believer
in "stand your ground" until now.
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Okay, girls, set wings to haul ass.
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Look at all the romance all over there.
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Everyone's got someone but me.
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And I'm the King.
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King of loneliness.
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And the duke of horniness. [sighs]
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[grumbles] At least Oona knows
how heartbreak feels.
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[Oona screaming]
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[sighs] Back for 20 minutes and already
the solitude is more than I could bear.
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Bear…
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Ursula the bear. [sighs]
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Eh, Bean, do you mind?
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I'm trying to be depressed over here.
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I was here first, Dad.
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Aw, sweetie…
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All right, what's going on?
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You only "Aw, sweetie" me
if you just executed one of my friends.
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Look, Porky was a mistake.
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I just want to know…
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-Are you happy?
-What?
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[hesitating] Yeah, I mean,
I have my very own kingdom.
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Great friends.
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Except, Porky's gone now.
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I have this bitching crown--
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Hold on a minute,
you didn't answer my question.
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Are you happy?
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Yeah… No.
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[hesitates] What's happy, really?
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Oh, my God, you're in love.
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Oh, jeez. I'm sorry.
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I don't know what I was thinking--
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Maybe I am.
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-Yeah?
-Yeah.
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The thing is,
I just don't know what's going on.
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Oh, yeah, I've been there.
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And when you finally do
figure it out, it's too late.
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That's exactly what I'm afraid of.
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One moment,
it's all ukuleles in moonlight,
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and then it's just gone.
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Is there something wrong with me?
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Why can't I stop thinking
about that stupid, perfect mermaid?
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Mermaid, huh?
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Hey, if you don't like it,
I will fight you.
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[laughs]
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You know, my first love
was a mermaid, too.
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-Really?
-Oh, like father, like daughter.
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Oh, boy, that was a doozy.
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It didn't work out.
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I mean, we were so different.
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She was a blonde, I had red hair.
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And mermaid culture…
Oof, so much wetter than ours.
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Oh.
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-Did she break your heart?
-Worse.
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We broke each other's hearts.
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Yeah, that's the scary part.
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Uh, story of my life.
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I was always too afraid to try.
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Remember Ursula?
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Ursula the bear?
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Yeah, I remember Ursula.
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She thought I was a giant squirrel.
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Man, I was crazy about her,
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but I always told myself
it wasn't the right time.
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It's only now that I realize
that there's never a right time for love.
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-Love is always risky.
-And confusing.
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-And freaky.
-And scary.
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And sweet.
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And unexpected, like a sucker punch.
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-Boom!
-Ow. [groans]
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I'll come back later.
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Dad, if you think Ursula's the one,
you've got to try.
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[grumbles] You think so?
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Don't let fear
get in the way of happiness.
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Get out of here
and go find that destructive bear-woman.
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-I'll watch the throne.
-Really?
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Thanks, Beanie. [laughs]
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[kisses] You give good advice.
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You know what I wish?
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You'd take it once in a while.
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I'll think about it…
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every night…
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for the rest of my life.
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[sighs]
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Page boy, take the throne. [sighs]
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I could so overthrow you.
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Sorcerio, whip me up some kind of
magic potion to attract bears!
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Oh, you've come to the right place.
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You have your choice.
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Rancid butter, fermented salmon oil
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or hot garbage juice.
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All of the above.
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Oh, my.
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Start smearing.
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[grunting]
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King Zøg, you didn't sign out.
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Where are you going?
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Don't follow me.
I'm on a secret mission. [grunts]
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"Secret mission"? What does that mean?
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That means we follow him in secret.
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[Zøg] No, it doesn't!
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[animal chitters]
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[birds chirping]
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Ah, all alone.
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Just me and the sounds of the forest.
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Who's there?
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[Turbish imitates chirping]
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The hell kind of bird is that?
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[Turbish] Tit willow.
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[exclaims]
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Ow!
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Okay, now listen.
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I want you to stay far away from me.
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Watch the direction I go,
and you go the opposite way. Far!
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Opposite means the same.
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[exclaims] Go!
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Ugh. Dumbasses.
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[Turbish] We can still hear you.
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Oh, jeez, well, stop listening, damn it!
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-[Turbish] Yes, sir.
-Don't say, "Yes, sir."
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-[Turbish] No, sir.
-Don't say nothing!
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[Turbish] Silence, sir.
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Now it's time for the real hunt.
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Love.
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-[Turbish] Love?
-[exclaims] You! Come on.
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[Turbish] Come on.
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-[grunts]
-[Turbish grunts]
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-Will you shut up!
-[Turbish] You shut up!
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I'm going to kill you.
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[Turbish] You have to find me first.
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[Mertz] Ow.
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[Turbish] Ha-ha. You shot Mertz.
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[grunting]
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That's it, Tubby. You know the way.
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Yes, the way to the buffet. [laughs]
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You see, that was a joke
because he's a fat man.
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Yes, yes, and you're just big boned.
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[Zøg panting]
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[grunting]
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It's that crown-stealing moose
that's always making a fool out of me.
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Ow!
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No!
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What do you need two crowns for?
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What, do you think you're better than me?
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[bear cub laughs]
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Oh. It's a wee little bear cub.
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Ain't you the sweetest--
Ow! You little bastard!
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Why, I… Don't make me come up there. Ow!
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Right in the old soft spot.
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I'll murderlize that bear.
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[bear cub laughs]
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Okay, you got the higher ground now,
but I swear I'll be back with stilts.
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[groans]
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I must be getting close
to where the bears live,
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or at least
where they dump their crummy kids.
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[upbeat music playing]
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[Luci scatting]
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♪ Drip ♪
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How can I get over you
when you're not even here to reject me?
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[crowd] ♪ Hey! ♪
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Bean? Are you okay?
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You're not drinking.
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I brought you a beer.
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Oops. Sorry. I just finished it.
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Oh. Hey, guys, pull up a rock.
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Bean, what's wrong?
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You look like you could use the advice
of two ignorant but well-meaning friends.
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-[sighs]
-I know what it is.
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You've been bummed out
ever since you found out
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that your people were cruel,
bloodthirsty savages.
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But you know what I say?
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Let it go.
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You're perfect
and you're beautiful and life is good.
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Are you drunk?
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I am a little, but that's not the point.
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Listen to me. Hey! Come here.
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Look at me.
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Listen to me.
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It's okay.
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God, your cheeks are like rubber.
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Rubbaba, rubbaba…
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[exclaiming]
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It's been a long day.
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Let's just go home
and stare at the ceiling.
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[groans] It's so far and it's all uphill.
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And I've got corns on my bunions.
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Elfo, can you carry me?
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I know a shortcut.
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Hmm?
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[thunder claps]
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These bones…
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animal carcasses, picnic baskets…
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[sniffs]
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I'd know that smell anywhere.
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Ursula, baby, it's me, Zøg!
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Uh, don't be frightened.
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I ain't as furry these days,
I got a haircut from Big Jo.
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Ah, never mind.
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I missed you.
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-[roars]
-[Zøg exclaims]
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[grunts and groans]
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Uh…
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You know, I almost got mauled back there.
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Oh, you still got a mauling coming.
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[both exclaim]
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Ooh, what is that intoxicating stank?
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[chuckles] It doesn't just attract flies.
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Okay, smart guy, which way to the castle?
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Definitely the left tunnel.
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Definitely the right tunnel.
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Fine, I'm going this way.
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Ah! Darkness!
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[Bean] What the--
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[all scream]
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[Luci and Elfo groan]
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[Elfo] This is kind of peaceful.
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[screams] Skeletons!
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[P.T.] A genuine, first edition,
near mint forest selkie?
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Oh, she'll be perfect for my freak show.
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I told you Zøg was into some sick
predilections of the earth side variety.
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Y'all gon' let me go now, right?
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Hell no.
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Who's going to show us
where all the undocumented badgers are?
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00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:54,899
And a racist antelope
will really bring in the rubes.
259
00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:05,409
Yeah, see, that's why I came out here.
260
00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:07,536
I don't think I can be apart from you.
261
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:08,829
There's this attraction.
262
00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:10,706
Do you know what magnets are?
263
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,541
-No.
-We go together.
264
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,043
You know, peanut butter and jelly?
265
00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:15,294
-No.
-A lock and key?
266
00:13:15,377 --> 00:13:16,587
-No.
-Shoes and socks?
267
00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:18,506
-No.
-Needle and thread?
268
00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:20,800
-[chuckles] No.
-Waffles and more waffles?
269
00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:21,717
Definitely not.
270
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:25,888
Zøg, I spend most of my life as a bear,
I don't have a big need for metaphors.
271
00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:27,056
What the hell's a metaphor?
272
00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:29,099
[chuckles] Humans use them
273
00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:31,185
because they're afraid
to say things directly.
274
00:13:31,268 --> 00:13:33,479
Well, I ain't afraid of nothing no more.
275
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:38,150
Ursula, I love you more
than anything else in my life,
276
00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:41,195
you know, except my kid. Kids.
277
00:13:41,278 --> 00:13:44,240
Do you know this one? Husband and wife?
278
00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:45,533
Uh-uh.
279
00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:47,535
I love you, Zøg.
280
00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:49,537
And I'm glad we're talking
about this because--
281
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,372
Hey, it's that little bastard bear boy.
282
00:13:51,455 --> 00:13:54,208
He's been whipping pine cones at my head.
283
00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:57,503
[laughs] Look at him, starting at the top.
284
00:13:57,586 --> 00:14:02,550
Spiky red hair, bulbous nose,
psychotic disposition.
285
00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:06,178
Moving down, ample belly, muscular calves.
286
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:08,931
Eh, it's like looking at me
if I was a little less hairy.
287
00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:10,766
Whoa!
288
00:14:19,608 --> 00:14:22,069
I can't believe
this is where the big battle happened.
289
00:14:22,152 --> 00:14:25,197
Actually, it looks more like
a slaughter than a battle.
290
00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:26,991
This guy got stabbed in the back.
291
00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:29,410
This guy got stabbed in the front.
292
00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:32,788
And this guy's got 12 forks in his skull!
293
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,164
Calm down, buddy.
294
00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:35,583
These are just elf bones.
295
00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:38,627
The actual elves
are down in Hell at the big barbecue.
296
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,212
We barbecue elves.
297
00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:41,422
Go to hell, Elfo.
298
00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:42,756
Okay, you know what, Bean?
299
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:45,384
I thought I was okay with this,
but I don't know.
300
00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:46,677
I don't know anymore.
301
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,012
This looks like an elficide.
302
00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:50,472
There's just as many
human skeletons down here.
303
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:52,391
No, those aren't human skeletons,
304
00:14:52,474 --> 00:14:57,187
they're elf skeletons standing
on the shoulders of other elf skeletons.
305
00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:59,064
I'm sorry we took your cast or whatever,
306
00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:01,317
but we won,
and it looks like it was a fair fight.
307
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:02,776
-[bone creaks]
-[Bean] Hmm?
308
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:12,411
[all grunting]
309
00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:21,754
[exclaims]
310
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:24,715
[all groaning]
311
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:30,220
[exclaims]
312
00:15:31,513 --> 00:15:32,640
[inhales]
313
00:15:36,393 --> 00:15:38,437
But I'm too old to have another kid.
314
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,731
Bean nearly killed me, last week!
315
00:15:40,814 --> 00:15:43,275
Oh. But Jasper is such a sweetie.
316
00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:44,985
He'll totally want to play with you.
317
00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:46,946
Up until he reaches 600 pounds.
318
00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:48,405
Then we may want to rethink things.
319
00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:49,657
That's not the point.
320
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:51,575
How do I know he's even mine?
321
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:52,785
[Jasper grumbling]
322
00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:56,705
Okay, he's mine.
323
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,499
I ain't going to be a jerk about it.
324
00:15:58,582 --> 00:16:00,167
But what do I do now?
325
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:01,919
Go say hello.
326
00:16:02,002 --> 00:16:04,672
[whispers] You know, nothing
is more sexy than a good dad.
327
00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:06,423
Yeah, I heard that one before.
328
00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:09,802
Oh, Jasper!
329
00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:11,387
[grumbling]
330
00:16:12,429 --> 00:16:14,181
Hey there, Jasper.
331
00:16:14,264 --> 00:16:15,391
I'm King--
332
00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:17,810
Ow! Son of a…
333
00:16:17,893 --> 00:16:21,689
Wow, you do got a strong arm there!
[chuckles nervously]
334
00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:26,485
But maybe don't toss so much
sticks and stones at your old man, eh?
335
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,779
I'm your dad, Jasper.
336
00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:31,156
[groans]
337
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:34,994
You're doing great.
338
00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:38,330
Go on, he won't bite
if approached from the front.
339
00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:40,290
If he starts growling, back away quickly.
340
00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:42,960
Don't touch his fish
if you want to keep your fingers.
341
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,296
You know, ah…
342
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:49,216
You're not gonna catch
any trout if they see your shadow.
343
00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:51,343
Mmm.
344
00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:57,558
-Huh? Huh?
-Huh. Huh.
345
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:04,148
Okay, kid number three.
346
00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:05,983
This one I'm going to get right.
347
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:17,661
[coughs]
348
00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:25,002
[exclaims]
349
00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:26,837
[log thuds]
350
00:17:28,505 --> 00:17:29,548
[both laugh]
351
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:32,009
[Jasper squeals]
352
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:35,596
Oh, jeez.
353
00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:38,057
Got another Derek on my hands.
354
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:40,726
[groans]
355
00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:44,271
[giggling] Hey, that tickles.
356
00:17:44,354 --> 00:17:46,398
Ah, the simple life.
357
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:49,902
For too long, I've been living
like a big shot fancy pants.
358
00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:52,279
Out here, I don't need any pants.
359
00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:54,948
I got everything I want right here.
360
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:56,325
What about your castle?
361
00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:58,577
Uh, Beanie's got that under control.
362
00:17:58,660 --> 00:17:59,745
The giant squirrel?
363
00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:02,206
But if you stay here,
won't your loved ones miss you?
364
00:18:02,289 --> 00:18:04,708
Vip and Vap? Eh, they'll be fine.
365
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:06,668
I could stay here forever.
366
00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:09,546
[wind howls]
367
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,882
[Zøg] Ah. Close the window, will you?
368
00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:15,761
[Jasper yelps]
369
00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:19,848
Jasper, honey,
if you can't sleep, go kill something.
370
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,475
[Jasper squeals]
371
00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:25,104
Bear Boy, are the angels
taking you to heaven?
372
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:26,563
Is there a bear heaven?
373
00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:33,237
Jasper!
374
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:36,698
Late-night bunny party.
375
00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:39,326
[bunnies screeching]
376
00:18:40,744 --> 00:18:43,455
Half human, half bear.
377
00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:46,750
That's the kind of biodiversity
that pulls in the suckers.
378
00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:49,169
Karn sarnit!
379
00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:51,171
Who gives a knife to a bear cub?
380
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:53,382
The lack of parental concern these days.
381
00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:58,178
[Jasper grunting rhythmically]
382
00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:02,141
-[Ursula] Jasper!
-[Zøg] Bear Boy!
383
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:05,018
-Where are you?
-It's me, Dad.
384
00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:06,061
Come to Mama.
385
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,897
If you come back,
I promise I won't yell at you.
386
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,274
Except right now.
387
00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:12,317
I'll let you stay up
past your hibernation.
388
00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:15,154
That was a good 39-cent net.
389
00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:16,321
Oh, that's it.
390
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:20,075
[laughs maliciously]
391
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:24,872
Bear Boy, come towards
the smell of this delicious cigar.
392
00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:26,039
Whoa!
393
00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:28,333
What the…
394
00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:29,918
[bunnies screeching]
395
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,128
[screams]
396
00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:32,462
[unicorn screeches]
397
00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:33,380
Oh, dear!
398
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,140
[Ursula and Zøg grunting]
399
00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:46,351
Poor Jasper, he's extremely flammable.
400
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,105
-Ursula!
-Just find Jasper.
401
00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:10,459
[Zøg] Bear Boy!
402
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:13,712
[Jasper cries]
403
00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:15,631
[Ursula] Jasper, no!
404
00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:18,592
[Zøg] Ah, don't cross the burning log!
405
00:20:18,675 --> 00:20:19,927
[Ursula exclaims]
406
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:21,803
[Zøg] What'd I tell you?
407
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,055
[Ursula] Jasper, climb.
408
00:20:26,099 --> 00:20:27,059
[Jasper and Ursula exclaim]
409
00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,983
[Zøg] Ursula, give me your hand there.
410
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:37,361
-[Ursula grunts]
-[Zøg] Got you.
411
00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:39,488
[Ursula] Zøg!
412
00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:42,324
[Zøg] Ursula! No!
413
00:20:43,992 --> 00:20:45,494
What are we, cursed?
414
00:20:46,536 --> 00:20:49,206
Don't worry about
the family curse, Jasper.
415
00:20:55,295 --> 00:20:56,797
I'm not crying, boy.
416
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:58,966
It's all this smoke. See?
417
00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:01,260
Your mom…
418
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:05,681
she was a special lady…
419
00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:07,391
Bear… Lady Bear.
420
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:10,727
Ah, what am I going to do with you now?
421
00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:12,145
[sobs]
422
00:21:13,855 --> 00:21:16,942
I mean, I taught you the things
I could, what else can I do?
423
00:21:17,025 --> 00:21:18,777
You belong out here in the woods.
424
00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:22,197
You wouldn't like the castle,
there's no trees, no fishing,
425
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,741
and honey comes in a jar
and not in a hive.
426
00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:26,159
[sobs]
427
00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:28,537
Oh, you've got to go be a bear.
428
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,790
You go that way and I'll go this way.
429
00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:39,506
Papa, where are you going?
430
00:21:40,590 --> 00:21:41,466
Oh.
431
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:43,093
Jeez.
432
00:21:47,597 --> 00:21:48,640
Come here, Jasper.
433
00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:55,981
All this time you could talk?
434
00:21:56,064 --> 00:21:57,316
Why didn't you say nothing?
435
00:21:57,399 --> 00:21:59,192
[Jasper] Well, you never shut up.
436
00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:00,402
[Zøg laughs]
437
00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:03,655
[Jasper] Your laugh is annoying, too.
438
00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:04,948
[Zøg] That's my boy.
439
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:12,789
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