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[opening theme music playing]
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♪ Hey ♪
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[suspenseful music playing]
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[Bean] Dad? He's gone under!
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Somebody help!
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I can see you up there.
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Is that you, Turbish?
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I'll do it.
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Farewell, Turbish, you coward!
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I'll save you, sire.
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[yelps]
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[muffled clang]
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Sire?
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Sire?
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Bean, are you alive?
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Move your leg if you're alive.
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[grunts] Ow.
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-[squawking]
-Ah! A bird's pecking at me.
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[grunting]
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I'm chiseling as fast as I can.
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That decade in the Butterscotch mine
is finally paying off.
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What?
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-[Elfo] Luci, give me a hand.
-This'll do.
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[grunts]
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[exclaiming]
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♪ La-da-di, la-da-da ♪
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[grunts]
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[grunting]
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It's stuck.
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She ain't getting out of there
anytime soon.
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-[floor rattles]
-Uh-oh.
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[all screaming]
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Oh, wait a minute. Why am I falling?
I've got wings.
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[grunts] Let go, you battle toads!
You're too heavy.
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No! Either we all survive,
or none of us do.
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-That's the deal.
-That's not the deal.
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-We made a deal.
-No, we did not.
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I'm sure we did.
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I signed a prenup secretly.
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That says what? We break up?
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I don't know. I can't read.
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Um, Luci…
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-Shut up, Elfo.
-Shut up, Elfo.
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[all screaming]
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-[exclaims]
-[gasps]
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[coughing]
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Careful, boys.
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This is the spot where my dad disappeared.
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Don't worry.
We're well beyond the crab zone.
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[gasps]
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Well, my wish just came true.
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What's your wish, Bean?
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[exclaims]
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Very funny, guys. Quit playing around.
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-[intense music playing]
-[muffled screaming]
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[screeching]
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[gasping heavily]
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[inhales deeply]
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[somber music playing]
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[gasps, coughs]
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What is this place?
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Ugh! I hope somewhere with towels.
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It's just like that play castle
Dad forced the servants to build
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and populate with their own children,
so I could learn to boss people around.
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Yeah. Dad?
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Luci?
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[gasps] Elfo!
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Oh, no!
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What have they done to you
my poor, sweet, brave, beautiful Elfo?
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[Elfo quietly] Go on.
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But keep it quiet.
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-[gasps]
-[shatters]
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Oh, my… What did I just say?
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Elfo, what the hell happened?
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[shushes] God, you're so bad
[loudly] at following instructions!
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[quietly] I'm hiding from the enemy.
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There's a free pedestal.
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Get on it and make like a statue.
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I'm not doing that.
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And you look ridiculous. Come on.
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And lose the chafing dish.
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[groans]
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You were nicer
when you thought I was dead.
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So, what happened?
What pulled you under water?
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I can't remember.
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I passed out.
You know, from being so brave.
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All right, let's go find Zøg and Luci
'cause this needs a buffer.
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[grunts]
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Dad? Luci? Dad?
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-Luci?
-[Luci] Luci?
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-Luci!
-Luci!
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[yelling] Luci! [grunts]
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-Luci!
-Don't worry, Luci.
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You still have your best feature…
your giant schnozzola.
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I should kick your ass for that.
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-Have you seen Luci?
-You are Luci.
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No, my body, dimwit.
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It's the lower part that does
the bad things the upper part thinks of.
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Eh, there you are.
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-Jab. Cross.
-[groaning]
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-Jab! Hook!
-Ow! Missed me.
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-Cross!
-[groans]
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Now kick him in the grapes.
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They're not that small.
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All right, kick him in the plums.
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That's better. Thank you.
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Ow!
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[groaning] Oh, my grapes.
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Okay, that's enough.
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I let it go on for too long.
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-[grunts]
-Ow!
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There was a moment where I missed you…
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-[Luci] Mmm.
-…and now we're back.
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[suspenseful music playing]
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So, what grabbed you guys?
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They were these disgusting little
sea slugs with teeth as sharp as nails,
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nails as sharp as claws
and claws as sharp as teeth.
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Barely got away with my life.
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What about my dad? Where'd they take him?
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Ah. Somehow we got separated
when I ran away and didn't look back.
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We have to find him.
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[scoffs] Really?
What has Zøg done for me lately?
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The guy still thinks I'm a cat.
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Excuse me, but I'm a demonic agent
of chaos and destruction
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who just happens to like belly rubs.
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Bean, last time I checked,
you like your belly rubbed.
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-Yea or nay?
-Yea.
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[scoffs] Okay, I'm doing this one time.
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[exclaiming in pleasure]
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-Don't make me sorry.
-That feels good, man.
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-Okay, too far. You went too far.
-[chuckling]
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-Bean, I owe you.
-Okay.
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Let's go get my dad.
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God… Everything in this place
is so cute and clammy.
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Whoa! I think we're in an elf castle.
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Why build a castle
at the bottom of the sea?
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Yeah, we don't even like taking baths.
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Hey, dumbasses, wasn't always underwater.
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It was attached to Dreamland Castle.
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[screaming in distance]
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Oh, no. Dad! They're killing him.
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Oh, good. We're too late.
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Shall we just save ourselves then?
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[sighs grimly]
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Inka-binka, tinka-binka. Damn it.
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[all gasp]
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[screaming]
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Dad, no!
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Back off, you slime bags,
or I'll stomp your guts out.
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Bean, what the hell are you doing?
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Aren't they tryin' to kill you?
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-You screamed.
-Of course I screamed. With glee!
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Look! These hideous freaks are sittin'
on a veritable gold mine of jewels
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and gold!
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[squeals]
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Can you believe it? We're rich!
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What do you mean, "We're rich"?
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Isn't it their stuff?
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What she means is what's more important
is that we're rich on the inside.
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[giggles]
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I can't believe you're that greedy, Elfo.
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[giggles]
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What you laughing at?
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Oh, the rubies are tickling my nipples.
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Can we go now?
This one's looking at me funny.
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[screeches]
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Hello.
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Welcome to the home of the sea Trøgs.
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I am King Dripo.
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Yeah, uh, great.
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Anyway, where did you get all this gold
and treasure and baubles and loot?
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What is this gold and money you speak of?
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All the sparklies here, we find
in the ships that sink from the surface.
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It's a gift from the water.
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[in unison] Thanks, water!
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-And this castle?
-Is our home.
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We moved in ages ago.
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Zero percent down.
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Well, why did you bring us here?
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We thought he was
a delicious walrus to eat.
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But then we realized his face was the same
as the gold-face man from the coins.
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You're a celebrity down here.
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[in unison] Coin man, coin man.
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Clumpy dumpy coin man!
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[laughing]
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So we invite you as guest of honor
at our special brunch this afternoon.
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Oh, um, that's really nice of you,
but we can't stay, we have so much--
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Time on our hands.
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Of course, we can stay.
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It'd be rude of us not to take advantage
of their gullibility.
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-Gullibility?
-Gullibility?
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I'm so sorry.
My Dad didn't mean to offend you.
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Well, that's quite all right.
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We don't have thoughts. It's mostly mucus.
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Yeah. [laughing]
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Hey, Dripo, uh, since we're hanging out,
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eh, how about you
show me around your castle?
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Uh, your vaults, the place where you keep
your wheelbarrows?
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Okay, but watch your step.
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We've got a terrible emerald problem.
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Bean, Elfo, you know what to do.
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Okay, so you're just gonna
blindly follow my dad's orders?
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Bean, I'm well aware of
the moral implications of what I'm doing.
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But I'll have plenty of time
to worry about that
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when I'm rolling in tickle rubies.
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[clinking]
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[sighs]
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Mmm.
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[whispers] Dad, you gotta quit stealing.
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You're embarrassing me
and Dreamland and humanity.
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Me? What about Elfo?
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He ain't even human.
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Ow, my raisins.
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Humph. There's no talking to him.
Elfo's gone Elfo.
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[chuckles] I'm a noun and a verb.
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What's that?
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Sea salt, ginger, a hint of lemon juice
over lightly seared my cousin Roger.
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You might want to eat around
the venom sac.
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Enjoy!
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Uh, pass the cousin Roger
and coleslaw, please.
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Oh… [grunts]
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Am I seeing things
or did my food just wink at me?
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[whispers] Shh! I'm still alive.
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Smuggle me out your large intestine.
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[yelps]
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Thank you.
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[chomps] You know, this place
reminds me of that old story.
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-You remember, Beanie?
-What? No.
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Ah! You know… about how we stole
Dreamland from the elves.
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It was my favorite bedtime story.
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-What the hell?
-Elfo, please.
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-What the hell?
-You cuddly fascist!
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Hey, I always just figured
it was a fairy tale, you know?
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Each daddy king
tells his future kiddy king.
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Though I did wonder
why I was sworn to secrecy
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and threatened with death
if I ever told any of my friends.
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What? I thought we were the heroes.
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Turns out we're the bad guys.
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After dessert, this means war.
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Uh, it was a long time ago.
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No hard feelings, huh, Elfo?
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I'm gonna stab your eyeballs
out with this mini fork.
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To Elfo that's a regular fork.
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I respect your death threat.
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Now hand me that silver gravy boat,
and let's beat it!
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This is crazy.
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My whole plan to rule
is about kindness and acceptance
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and being regarded as that queen
who's also cool.
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Yeah, baby.
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Dad, we have to atone
for what our ancestors did.
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That means, no taking things
that don't belong to us.
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Ah, damn it!
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Why'd I have to have a daughter
who can think?
254
00:10:47,021 --> 00:10:48,648
Let's just get out of here, huh?
255
00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:50,441
Oh, you must stay!
256
00:10:50,524 --> 00:10:54,445
The mating ritual
is about to begin. Ha-ha.
257
00:10:54,528 --> 00:10:55,821
Yeah. No, sorry.
258
00:10:55,905 --> 00:11:00,076
Mmm. We ain't so keen on seein'
a bunch of slugs going at it sluggy style.
259
00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:03,287
-That's disgusting.
-No, it is not disgusting. I hope?
260
00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:05,206
These people were here before us.
261
00:11:05,289 --> 00:11:07,166
They shared cousin Robbie with us.
262
00:11:07,249 --> 00:11:08,626
-Uh, it's Roger.
-Right.
263
00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:10,211
We need to respect their culture,
264
00:11:10,294 --> 00:11:13,547
so we're going to sit here
and enjoy this nasty mating ritual.
265
00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:17,968
And maybe after that,
they can come see our mating ritual.
266
00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:22,139
We've got a freaky secret society
I think you might actually really be into.
267
00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:25,017
Oh, no. We could never go above water.
268
00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:27,311
The sun dries us out instantly.
269
00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:29,271
Oh, like this wrinkly cadaver?
270
00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:32,775
That's my third wife, Rashi. But, yes.
271
00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:35,945
Let the spawning begin.
272
00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:38,739
[sea Trøgs vocalizing]
273
00:11:41,617 --> 00:11:43,327
Do it!
274
00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:44,412
Noice.
275
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:48,958
Here, take this sacred pearl of…
276
00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:50,251
[speaking indistinctly]
277
00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:53,212
[exclaims and laughs]
278
00:11:55,464 --> 00:12:01,345
[scoffs] Humans. They swipe our candy,
our castle, and now our jewels.
279
00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:04,557
And then when they're done with us,
they chuck us in the ocean.
280
00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,225
That's the human way.
281
00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:09,937
-Dad, no!
-Oh, let him have it, Bean.
282
00:12:10,020 --> 00:12:12,690
Pearls don't go with your
whole tomboy femme thing anyway.
283
00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:15,568
No! Give it back!
284
00:12:19,488 --> 00:12:22,742
[sarcastically] Oh, great.
Look what you did. A diplomatic incident.
285
00:12:23,617 --> 00:12:25,995
[suspenseful music playing]
286
00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:26,996
No!
287
00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:29,457
[sighs grimly]
288
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:31,834
Damn it.
289
00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:36,005
Yes!
290
00:12:37,047 --> 00:12:38,257
No!
291
00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:40,760
Come on.
292
00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:49,810
What the hell?
293
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,108
[groans]
294
00:12:58,486 --> 00:12:59,528
Ho!
295
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,906
Striker? What are you doing down here?
296
00:13:01,989 --> 00:13:03,449
Speak up. Are you in there?
297
00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:08,245
Tell Turbish… I… hate him.
298
00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:10,372
-Ho, ho!
-[eerie music playing]
299
00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:16,545
Hey, it's Princess What's-Her-Name
of Dreamland!
300
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:17,463
Sven?
301
00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:19,715
The Viking from Who Cares?
302
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,759
-Hey, girlie.
-Forget it.
303
00:13:21,842 --> 00:13:23,260
You look hot tonight.
304
00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:25,888
Uh-huh. What happened to you guys?
305
00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:29,225
A lot since you dropped us
through that trapdoor.
306
00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:31,811
[chuckles nervously] Right. Oopsie. Sorry.
307
00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:33,145
Of course.
308
00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:34,855
And I don't hold a grudge.
309
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:36,315
Mostly just larvae.
310
00:13:36,398 --> 00:13:37,942
Ew! Ugh!
311
00:13:38,025 --> 00:13:41,111
Listen, Sven, can you tell me
exactly how this happened
312
00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:43,155
in the least gross way possible?
313
00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:44,365
That's going to be hard.
314
00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:46,534
I got a lot of worms in my throat.
315
00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:48,410
[choking]
316
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:52,331
But anyway, we got invited to
the swing and mating ritual.
317
00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:53,707
Mating ritual?
318
00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:55,125
Oh, no! I gotta go.
319
00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:58,170
Do you want me to put you
out of your misery?
320
00:13:58,254 --> 00:13:59,797
No, it's okay.
321
00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:01,006
I like being a dad.
322
00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:02,591
[coughs]
323
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,009
[Bean screaming]
324
00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:08,430
[panting] Hi, everyone.
325
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:11,141
Guys, no time to explain.
Just cover your holes and let's roll.
326
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:12,476
We can't leave now, Bean.
327
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:17,147
Don't you want to watch the mating ritual
and give back all the stuff we stole
328
00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:20,776
they so nicely said they won't kill us
for stealing?
329
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,695
We're respecting their culture, Bean.
330
00:14:22,778 --> 00:14:25,531
-Respecting their culture.
-Respecting their culture.
331
00:14:26,323 --> 00:14:28,200
[groaning]
332
00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:33,747
[gasps]
333
00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:37,126
Come on, Bean.
All the cool kids are doing it.
334
00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:38,252
[groans]
335
00:14:38,335 --> 00:14:39,461
Join us.
336
00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:42,673
I don't need to blink anymore. Join us.
337
00:14:42,756 --> 00:14:44,341
-[all] Join us.
-Oh…
338
00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:45,426
[all] Join us.
339
00:14:45,509 --> 00:14:46,886
Oh, God.
340
00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:48,888
[Luci] It's not a cult, it's a religion.
341
00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:51,432
-[sea Trøg] Join us.
-[Luci] Read our pamphlets.
342
00:14:56,353 --> 00:14:58,689
Stop whimpering, Derek. I see something.
343
00:14:58,772 --> 00:15:01,233
I'm not whimpering, I have scurvy.
344
00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:07,406
[muffled] What the…
345
00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:09,575
[grunting]
346
00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:12,369
-You'll like it, Bean.
-Things are much better this way.
347
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:14,830
I used to be all like,
"Do it, do it, do it."
348
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,707
But now I'm like, "Or don't."
349
00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:19,335
Yeah, I had this hang-up about my bum-bum,
350
00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:22,504
but now I'm all, "Whatever, smack
that thing all you want."
351
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:26,133
Who needs treasure
when you got worms in your ass?
352
00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:28,469
See, dear? It's not so bad.
353
00:15:28,552 --> 00:15:29,929
And we're progressive.
354
00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:32,348
Even females can have slime babies.
355
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:34,058
What about the people in the basement?
356
00:15:34,141 --> 00:15:36,602
You turned them
into blob-hatching zombies.
357
00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:38,187
You saw Carcass Cavern?
358
00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:40,064
I mean, Human Host Hatchery?
359
00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:42,149
I mean, Sleepy-time Nursery?
360
00:15:42,232 --> 00:15:44,860
Oh, come on, Bean.
It's really not that bad.
361
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,528
It'll be over in a second.
362
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,697
Look, I'll put another one in.
363
00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:51,075
See? Here it goes.
364
00:15:51,158 --> 00:15:54,620
[chuckles] Oh, it tickles.
It tickles so much.
365
00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:56,538
Ah… ah… ah!
366
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,624
[screaming]
367
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:05,464
[breathing heavily]
368
00:16:05,547 --> 00:16:06,382
See?
369
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:08,050
[chuckles nervously, screams]
370
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:09,134
It's easy.
371
00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:10,886
Do you want another one?
372
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:15,516
Um, I like the worms, but I don't like
the way they make me feel.
373
00:16:15,599 --> 00:16:16,934
Turn her head.
374
00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:18,477
[grunts]
375
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:20,813
[exclaiming in horror]
376
00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:25,985
-Is rescue, or leave.
-[yelps]
377
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:28,654
-Is, you baby blue goddess.
-Hop on!
378
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:34,159
Signal.
379
00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:36,620
[exclaims]
380
00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:37,538
Elfo!
381
00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:42,710
[sea Trøgs growling]
382
00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:45,295
[inhales deeply]
383
00:16:47,631 --> 00:16:49,216
[yelping]
384
00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:03,814
[gasps]
385
00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:11,739
[screeching]
386
00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:13,907
[sizzling]
387
00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:15,284
Argh! Gross.
388
00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:21,123
Uh, guys, I'm a bloodthirsty pirate now,
so I don't care about nothing.
389
00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:23,250
But, uh, where's Bean?
390
00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:27,629
[Bean] Help. Help!
391
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:28,964
Shut up, Nadia.
392
00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:31,467
Help me! Anyone!
393
00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:34,511
Oh, God! Actually, Satan! Please!
394
00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:36,055
Daddy…
395
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:37,431
[gurgling]
396
00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:38,474
Mommy!
397
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:41,393
I'm sorry. I love you…
398
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:42,936
[gurgling]
399
00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:01,246
[muffled] Open.
400
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:18,430
Oh, don't worry. Bean always makes it.
401
00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:20,724
Yeah, always.
402
00:18:43,997 --> 00:18:45,457
[uplifting music playing]
403
00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:04,726
[bell chimes]
404
00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:08,188
Damn it. [grunts]
405
00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:09,356
I gotta go.
406
00:19:10,023 --> 00:19:11,567
[uplifting music continues]
407
00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:14,862
[groans softly]
408
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:16,446
[sighs]
409
00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:39,469
[closing theme music playing]
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