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[opening theme music playing]
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♪ Hey! ♪
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[both panting]
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[Enchantress] Run faster
and stop rubbing your head!
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[Cloyd] But there's a lump,
and it hurts when I rub it.
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[Enchantress] Hand prop
the airscrew, Cloyd.
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Ow!
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-The airflow.
-[whirring]
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Spyglass.
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Those bastards,
they're stealing the escape pod we stole.
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[dramatic music playing]
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[Bean] Come on, up.
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Ugh, up.
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Ugh, up.
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Perfect.
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Light me, Luci.
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[all cheering]
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[sputtering]
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Don't you love it when people
plummet screaming into the ocean
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and burst into
a ball of fire? I know I do.
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[explodes]
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[both laughing]
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[moans]
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-[owls hooting]
-[bell chiming]
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[squawks]
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6:45 a.m. and all
is finally well with Dreamland!
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For now!
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Beanie, what are you doing up so early?
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It's not even noon.
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I'm a changed woman, Pops.
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[humming]
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-Your breakfast, Your Majesty.
-[Bean] Mmm.
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Eh, we've both changed.
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I found my inside voice again.
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And my come-hither voice.
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[seductively] Hello, sexy throne.
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[sighs]
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-I--
-[in normal voice] Oh, sorry.
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-I thought… Totally.
-I just thought… You're queen.
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-You're king.
-Oh, for God's sake.
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You can't both be ruler.
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-That's a great idea, three eyes.
-We'll rule together.
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But, Majesties, think of the confusion.
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Whose favor does one curry,
whose boot does one lick,
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or the ass of whom does one kiss?
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Everyone's asses.
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You ought to have a field day, Odval.
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What do you say, Queenie Beanie, 50-50?
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Put her there!
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And let nothing come between us.
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[both] Hmm!
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Freckles! Oh, I missed you, little buddy.
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You was the only one who stuck up for me
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during my
acute psychotic break when I was all…
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[honking and babbling]
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Dad, um, it's just a puppet.
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Wha… Oh!
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
I know Freckles ain't real.
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But sometimes it feels like
he's been alive this whole time.
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But, Dad, we both know he's just
a useless lump of dead wood, right?
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[creaking]
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The only deadwood
I see here is that hack Sorcerio.
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He's a little sneak.
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Unlike my precious Freckles.
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Oh, I wish you was real.
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Excellent, Your Half-ajesty.
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Dispose of this little bastard.
And tidy up your lab while you're at it,
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it smells like
rotting flesh and candy corn.
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Oh, it's so hard to get rid
of the smell of candy corn.
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[Zøg] Hmm.
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I'll tell you what, Dad,
why don't you take the helm today?
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What the… Who stabbed these holes
through the back of the throne?
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I thought Mom was sitting there.
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[chuckles]
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Say no more.
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[Zøg farts]
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I killed Cloyd and Becky, by the way.
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That's nice.
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[clanking]
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Hmm?
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[Freckles] Don't throw
Freckles down the chute.
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-Who said that?
-It's me, your conscience.
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Yeah, that's it.
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If you're my conscience,
then what's my deepest sorrow?
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That you'll never be loved.
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But if I could bring Freckles to life,
everyone would love me.
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That's using the ol' pea-brain.
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I am a genius.
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I wouldn't go that far.
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-[sinister music playing]
-[thunder clapping]
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[Sorcerio] Let's see.
"Poisons, potions, pudding."
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Ah! Here we are.
"Puppets. Bringing to life…" Hmm.
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I have a question. When do I get paid?
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You are an intern, damn it!
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You're lucky we don't beat you.
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You do beat me.
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No, we don't. Remind me to beat you later.
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-I won't.
-That's two beatings.
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-I still won't.
-Three beatings.
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-You'll forget.
-Four beatings.
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-[Sorcerio] Stop talking about beatings.
-Ha-ha.
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I'm going to get
my beating stick right now.
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-Five beatings.
-All right.
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Look at him, Jerry.
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Look at him lying there on that slab.
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Just a lifeless piece of wood.
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But tonight, all that changes.
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Now, Jerry, get cranking.
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-Hmm…
-[buzzes]
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[grunts]
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It's rusty.
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[grunting]
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[creaks]
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[crackling]
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[squeaking]
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[thunder clapping]
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[dings]
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-[dings]
-[thunder clapping]
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[crackling]
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This is it, Jerry.
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Hold my hand.
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Okay. But I'm clammy.
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[crackling]
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Uh-oh. [screams]
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[clanking]
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It's alive.
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God damn you to Hell, Sorcerio!
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It's alive!
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-[grunts]
-[Sorcerio] Ow!
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Take that, you bastard!
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♪ La, la, la, la, la… ♪
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You gotta admit you kind of deserved that.
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All right, who's next?
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Yoohoo!
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[gasps] Is that you, Freckles?
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You bet your fat ass it is.
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[gasps]
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Yeah. Your wish came true.
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Now start clapping
while I make my astonishing entrance.
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[scatting]
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Ta-da!
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Oh, Freckles, this is
beyond my wildest dreams.
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Drunk or sober.
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It's all due to that
goofy-looking wizard over there.
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One minute I was doing nothing,
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then zippity-zing-zaparuni!
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-I'm alive!
-[laughs]
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Wait a second.
Sorcerio brought you to life?
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He's not a wizard, he's what happens
when you sit in the tub too long.
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But I did it. Jerry saw me.
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And I see you now, too.
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In light of this show of competence,
might Sorcerio be forgiven
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for his decades of bumbling and treachery?
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Hell, I'll do better than that.
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Give him another star sticker, Mop Girl.
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I'm Broom Girl now.
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Ooh! Pardon me, Your Majesty.
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[clears throat]
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Sorcerio, I hereby elevate you
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to Grand Sorcerer of Dreamland.
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And perhaps a small raise.
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Or I could have you beheaded.
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[laughs]
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-Who is this guy? I like him.
-[laughs]
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I like parades.
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That's it! Let's have one of them
stupid parades to celebrate everything.
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Tomorrow morning.
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Elfo, can you go into town
and, uh, invite the elves?
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You all know each other, right?
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Okay, that's pretty racist.
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But yes, we do all know each other.
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Anyway, the elves are having
a top-secret midnight meeting tonight,
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so they'll be sleeping in.
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You won't miss 'em, Zøg.
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Their high-pitched voices
are really, really annoying.
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[elves clamoring]
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Calm down. Shut your wee mouths.
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We all know that
Dreamland Castle is rightfully ours,
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as is what lies beneath.
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Then what are we
waiting for, fellow elves?
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Why don't we just go grab this stuff?
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We can't because of the curse.
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But once the royal øg line reaches its end
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and the curse is broken,
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whoever controls the throne,
controls the special stuff.
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Your words, not mine.
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Now to separate Zøg and Beanie,
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I'll invade their dreams
like a goddamn genie.
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God, I'm creepy.
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[all cheering]
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[marching band playing]
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Boy, everybody is so happy in Dreamland.
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The local yokels, the royal yokels, me.
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Eh, not Bean. She's all mad and lonely.
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Shut up, Freckles!
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Holy mackerel!
You're floundering over there.
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Your love life is completely underwater.
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You're looking for love
in all the wrong fishes.
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[laughs]
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I don't know what you're talking about,
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but it's always
a zing with you, ain't it?
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Dad, don't encourage him.
It'll just give him ideas.
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Hey, that gives me an idea.
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How about we wrap up
Bean's pity party here
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with a roast of you, Zøg?
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What do you mean, "a roast"?
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Ooh, ooh, I know, a comedy roast.
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It's me being insulted
by today's sharpest comedic minds.
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It's like when you toss a guy in a pit
and throw rocks down on him.
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But instead of rocks, it's jokes,
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and instead of screaming,
there's laughter.
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But you hate being teased.
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The last guy who teased you,
you threw in a pit.
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And then you filled the pit with boulders.
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[babbling]
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That was the old me.
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No longer a man of rocks.
I'm a man of peace.
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Okay, but then, what are you doing
with those boulders?
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Never mind about those.
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[Freckles] Good evening,
nobles and numbskulls.
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Tonight, we're here
to poke fun at King Zøg,
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and I want to start by
thanking him for making it so easy.
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Let's face it.
We all know why Zøg became king.
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The job of village idiot was taken.
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[laughing]
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[all laughing]
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Our first comedian
is no stranger to being insulted.
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Elfo the elf.
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Uh… [chuckles nervously]
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[clears throat] Okay.
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[clears throat]
I'm sort of new at this, so--
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[Luci burps]
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[clears throat]
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-Can it. I--
-All right, that was Elfo, everybody.
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-[all applauding]
-No, I haven't even started.
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-Zøg, right? [laughs]
-No, that's not… You just burped.
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That's not fair.
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-You had your time.
-No, I didn't.
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You had your time. It was
a very funny joke and we all laughed.
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-No--
-So, Zøg!
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-[Elfo] No--
-[Luci] My man!
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Excuse me. I'm sorry. If I could
just get your attention, please.
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I'm in the middle of my set right now.
You're interrupting my flow.
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That's… [sighs] Okay. Hi, I'm Elfo.
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[man coughs]
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-I thought that'd hit a little harder--
-Right. Okay, that was Elfo, everybody.
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No, that's not… Nuh-uh. I'm not--
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The seven o'clock show is completely
different than the ten o'clock show.
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-That's us…
-Come on back.
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[Elfo] I've got a tight 50 minutes, so…
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-And the clock--
-All right. You'll do it later.
252
00:11:20,137 --> 00:11:21,263
-All right, guys.
-No.
253
00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:23,140
-If you're driving, don't drink--
-[shouting] Excuse me!
254
00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:24,684
Let me finish!
255
00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:26,310
Whoa, okay.
256
00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:27,978
So, I'm gonna start again.
257
00:11:28,062 --> 00:11:29,397
Hi. I'm Elfo.
258
00:11:30,898 --> 00:11:33,442
Okay. I thought maybe
the second time 'cause, you know…
259
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:34,944
-Okay--
-So, Zøg, right?
260
00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:36,821
I mean, this guy, he's like…
261
00:11:36,904 --> 00:11:38,489
[babbling]
262
00:11:38,572 --> 00:11:42,493
Doesn't Zøg kind of sound like
he's drowning or he's choking on soup?
263
00:11:42,576 --> 00:11:43,828
[Luci chuckles]
264
00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:46,372
-Boo!
-What you be booing me for?
265
00:11:46,455 --> 00:11:48,374
-I don't know.
-This is solid material.
266
00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:50,292
-Boo!
-You can't boo me.
267
00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:52,545
Can you guys please not do this on stage?
268
00:11:52,628 --> 00:11:54,630
If you want to come down, you can do it.
269
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,507
It's getting
really embarrassing right now.
270
00:11:56,590 --> 00:11:57,508
No, this is a roast.
271
00:11:57,591 --> 00:11:58,551
-We're roasting each other.
-I know.
272
00:11:58,634 --> 00:12:01,971
But if you're gonna fight
back and forth, do it separately.
273
00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:03,848
Come up here for the comedy.
274
00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:05,558
Okay. Somebody had a bad set.
275
00:12:05,641 --> 00:12:07,351
I'm not trying to do a set.
276
00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:09,353
I'm gonna step back down
'cause I'm not trying to
277
00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:11,063
prove myself in some masculine way.
278
00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:14,900
Okay. The queen of comedy is
chiming in like she knows what's up.
279
00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:16,360
-Let's hear your one-liners.
-Yeah.
280
00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:19,280
-I don't have any.
-Hey, so, Bean, right?
281
00:12:19,363 --> 00:12:21,449
It's like, "What is she? A vegetable?"
282
00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:23,451
-Ho!
-[chuckles]
283
00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:25,536
-Nailed it.
-Beans. [chuckles]
284
00:12:25,619 --> 00:12:28,372
What is this? Ironic hipster comedy?
285
00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:29,832
Somebody get me a fat joke.
286
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:35,129
Sorry. We're just…
And then we're working up to a bit. Uh…
287
00:12:35,212 --> 00:12:37,882
[all scatting]
288
00:12:40,801 --> 00:12:43,053
Yikes! Meet me at midnight.
289
00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:45,389
Get Dinky first. [grunts]
290
00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:47,141
[scatting continues]
291
00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:52,271
I don't want to
put any notions in your head,
292
00:12:52,354 --> 00:12:55,691
but if I was you,
I wouldn't trust Bean no more.
293
00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:02,239
-Whoo!
-Yeah! [chuckles nervously]
294
00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:03,949
Please don't throw that boulder.
295
00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:05,242
[crickets chirping]
296
00:13:11,081 --> 00:13:13,501
This was not the makeover I had in mind.
297
00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:15,169
[eerie music playing]
298
00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:19,799
Bean's so predictable.
299
00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:21,801
One, she's gonna come over here.
300
00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:24,220
Two, she's gonna say, "Shut up, Freckles."
301
00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:26,430
Three, she's gonna say you're crazy.
302
00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:30,100
And four, she's gonna try and stop you
from throwing that boulder.
303
00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:31,519
-Hey, Dad.
-One.
304
00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:33,229
-Shut up, Freckles!
-Two.
305
00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:35,481
-So, crazy night, huh?
-Three.
306
00:13:35,564 --> 00:13:37,525
[muttering angrily]
307
00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:41,654
-Dad, please put the boulder down.
-Four!
308
00:13:41,737 --> 00:13:44,824
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen,
from the bottom of my heart.
309
00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:47,910
This has been my best and only
complete performance ever.
310
00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:49,495
-[Zøg grunting]
-Oh, no!
311
00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:51,580
[all screaming]
312
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:55,209
[Zøg yelling]
313
00:13:55,292 --> 00:13:58,003
-Okay, I got rid of Beanie.
-What?
314
00:13:58,087 --> 00:14:00,714
Well, I mean,
she ain't gonna bother you no more.
315
00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:05,344
Now, if we could get into your past,
we could see what's really troubling you.
316
00:14:05,427 --> 00:14:06,303
I don't know.
317
00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:09,515
My motto is I leave my brain alone,
and it leaves me alone.
318
00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:11,058
Why the hell would I want to do that?
319
00:14:11,141 --> 00:14:12,601
So I could find what I want.
320
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:15,646
I mean, so I can probe you
for your repressed memories.
321
00:14:15,729 --> 00:14:16,564
Yeah.
322
00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:19,024
[Zøg groans]
323
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:22,027
Oh, you just close your eyes, Zøggy.
324
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:25,656
[to the tune of "Rock-a-bye Baby"]
♪ Sleep, little king ♪
325
00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:27,366
♪ It's not hard to do ♪
326
00:14:27,449 --> 00:14:31,745
♪ But I'd be careful if I was you ♪
327
00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:35,875
♪ The things you hide
While you're wide awake ♪
328
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:40,421
♪ Stand out in your dreams for me to ♪
329
00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:42,131
♪ Take ♪
330
00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:44,425
[snoring]
331
00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:47,219
[ominous music playing]
332
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:48,345
[Zøg snoring]
333
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:50,180
[muttering]
334
00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:53,934
Oh, no… [babbling]
335
00:14:57,187 --> 00:14:58,939
Repressed memories! [yells]
336
00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:02,484
Oh, Freckles. Thank God you woke me up.
337
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,361
I was having a nightmare. [burps]
338
00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:06,113
What? The kitchen ran out of butter?
339
00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:08,490
No, it was about my childhood.
340
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,200
The kitchen ran out of pizza?
341
00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:12,369
Quit joking around. This is serious.
342
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:14,455
Come on, let's take a walk.
343
00:15:14,538 --> 00:15:17,207
Or, in your case, a waddle. [chuckles]
344
00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:20,127
You're having nightmares
'cause you repress your memories
345
00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:22,922
instead of sharing 'em
with good friends like me.
346
00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:24,965
Freckles, your good friend.
347
00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:28,260
Uh, I guess I haven't had anyone
I can really share with
348
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:29,845
since my big brother Yøg.
349
00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:33,891
My big brother Yøg!
That's me and Yøg there.
350
00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:35,351
[grumbles]
351
00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:38,395
Wait a minute.
This is still a goddamn dream, ain't it?
352
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:40,731
Nothing gets by you, eh, professor?
353
00:15:40,814 --> 00:15:44,193
Now, shut up and let's see why
this is locked away in your brain.
354
00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:46,070
[wheels turning]
355
00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:49,406
[thudding]
356
00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:53,369
-[people exclaiming]
-[clucking]
357
00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:56,997
[Freckles] Look out, poor people!
Spoiled brats coming through!
358
00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:58,666
[laughs]
359
00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:03,087
Little trivia. One of these races is how
Old Man Touchy lost his eyes.
360
00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:04,922
[young Zøg] Somebody invent brakes, quick!
361
00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:06,423
-[both scream]
-[clattering]
362
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,843
-[woman 1] Yøg's hurt!
-[woman 2] Yøg!
363
00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:11,303
[man] Yøg!
364
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:14,682
Oh, guess they only
care about the heir, not the spare.
365
00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:17,267
-I don't like this dream no more.
-Me, neither.
366
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:22,398
Let's skip ahead to your puberty.
That's where the good stuff starts.
367
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:26,193
Uh-oh…
368
00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:36,578
[to the tune of "Ave Maria"]
♪ Zøge Maria ♪
369
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:37,830
[vocalizing]
370
00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:41,458
Ah, your brother Yøg
may become king of Dreamland,
371
00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:45,754
but you, young Zøg,
will soon become king of the castrati.
372
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:46,672
Yes!
373
00:16:46,755 --> 00:16:48,966
On to the royal recital!
374
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:51,844
[vocalizing]
375
00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:54,096
[footsteps approaching]
376
00:16:56,890 --> 00:17:01,353
Boys, this is where a dad
gives his sons words of encouragement.
377
00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:03,272
Yøg, you're perfect.
378
00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:06,734
Zøg, try not to
disappointment me this time.
379
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:08,986
-I'll try, Daddy.
-[Dad exhales]
380
00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:11,196
[somber instrumental music playing]
381
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:17,953
Hmm?
382
00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:23,042
[exhales]
383
00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:25,210
[sighs]
384
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,383
[audience applauding]
385
00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:36,805
[clears throat]
386
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:43,479
[in gravelly voice] ♪ Zøge Maria… ♪
387
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:45,898
Either his testicles go, or I do.
388
00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:47,066
[all booing]
389
00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:51,737
[all clamoring]
390
00:17:52,696 --> 00:17:53,739
Cut them off!
391
00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:58,494
No.
392
00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:00,079
Stop murmuring at me.
393
00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:01,955
[grumbling]
394
00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:05,000
I'm a delicate flower over here. [yells]
395
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:08,462
[sighs] Thank God. I'm finally awake.
396
00:18:08,545 --> 00:18:11,048
Wait a minute. Left ball, right ball.
397
00:18:11,131 --> 00:18:12,925
Phew!
398
00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:14,760
I can't be dreaming no more.
399
00:18:14,843 --> 00:18:16,929
[sighs] I'll just stay awake forever.
400
00:18:17,012 --> 00:18:19,890
Hey, where the hell
do you think you're going?
401
00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:21,308
I gotta find Bean.
402
00:18:21,391 --> 00:18:23,727
I can't treat her
the way my dad treated me.
403
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:25,896
[sinister music playing]
404
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:30,567
Hey, Bean. Bean. [whistles]
405
00:18:31,151 --> 00:18:33,112
Bean? Hey. Huh?
406
00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:35,614
-[yells]
-Did I wake you up?
407
00:18:35,697 --> 00:18:37,950
-[grunts]
-Oh, you can't sleep either.
408
00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:39,118
What's going on, Dad?
409
00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:40,536
I had another nightmare,
410
00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:44,289
but not the one where I get pulled
underwater by little bug-eyed fish people.
411
00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:47,668
It's a whole new type of dream
where I think I'm awake,
412
00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:48,919
but I'm not.
413
00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:51,380
Oh, Dad, I get it completely.
414
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:53,340
You dread even closing your eyes, right?
415
00:18:53,423 --> 00:18:54,341
Yeah.
416
00:18:54,424 --> 00:18:56,802
-And you want me to stay awake with you?
-Could you?
417
00:18:57,344 --> 00:18:58,971
[both snoring]
418
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:02,808
[groaning]
419
00:19:04,434 --> 00:19:08,564
Oh, Freckles, how do you always know
when I'm having a bad dream?
420
00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:09,481
I don't know.
421
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:12,651
Maybe it's your distinct combination
of snoring and screaming!
422
00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:16,488
Uh, it's this castle.
Something about it intensifies dreams.
423
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:18,949
And I ain't a guy
who should be intensified.
424
00:19:19,032 --> 00:19:22,035
So, let's get you out of the castle.
425
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:24,454
♪ La, la, la, la, la… ♪
426
00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:28,625
[grumbles] You sure this is safe?
427
00:19:29,209 --> 00:19:31,461
-Would I lead you astray?
-[sinister music playing]
428
00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:39,428
Hey, I see me.
429
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:41,972
Yeah, unfortunately, I do, too.
430
00:19:42,055 --> 00:19:43,390
Eee!
431
00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:45,893
[grumbling]
432
00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:48,770
Nobody loves me. They all love Yøg.
433
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:49,771
[seal barks]
434
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,565
Aw, sorry, fella.
435
00:19:51,648 --> 00:19:53,734
I didn't mean to
kick you when you're down.
436
00:19:53,817 --> 00:19:56,153
Believe me, I know how that feels.
437
00:19:57,821 --> 00:19:59,489
There. You're free.
438
00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:01,074
Come on. Go! Get!
439
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,661
What's wrong with you, huh?
You need some help?
440
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:06,872
-[grunting]
-[seal groaning]
441
00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:09,416
Uh…
442
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:19,676
[barks]
443
00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:23,513
Thanks for freeing my friend,
but you didn't have to carry him.
444
00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:24,556
He's just lazy.
445
00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:27,601
[gasps] Whoa!
446
00:20:27,684 --> 00:20:28,560
A mermaid.
447
00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:30,354
I didn't think mermaids was real.
448
00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:33,148
Whoa, your grammar is pretty shaky.
449
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,192
[man] Look, a sea monster! Kill it!
450
00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:36,735
Yeah, kill it! Kill it!
451
00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:38,070
What are we looking at?
452
00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:40,447
Quick, take my hand.
453
00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:44,284
-It's Zøg!
-The sea monster's pulling him under.
454
00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:48,163
[serene instrumental music playing]
455
00:20:49,164 --> 00:20:50,832
[Zøg groans]
456
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:51,792
Trust me.
457
00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:53,627
I can't. I'm scared of bubbles.
458
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,714
Here they come! Whoa!
459
00:20:57,798 --> 00:20:58,882
[gasps]
460
00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:00,509
Look, Zøg's alive.
461
00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:02,094
He killed the sea monster.
462
00:21:02,177 --> 00:21:03,595
He saved Dreamland!
463
00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:04,888
Zøg's a hero!
464
00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:09,393
Oh, that's gonna be one hard statue
to build, but we're gonna do it.
465
00:21:09,476 --> 00:21:12,980
From that day on,
I was known throughout Dreamland
466
00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:14,773
as Zøg the Beast Slayer.
467
00:21:14,856 --> 00:21:17,651
But to myself, I was Zøg the Lovelorn.
468
00:21:17,734 --> 00:21:20,988
They even built a goddamn statue
of me in the town square.
469
00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:23,907
But I didn't kill
no sea monster. I hugged a seal.
470
00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:26,576
The statue. That's it!
471
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:29,621
Hey, you're not gonna
tell anyone about this, are you?
472
00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:31,206
And blow it for myself?
473
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,125
What do you think I am? A dummy?
474
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:35,085
Dad, what are you doing?
475
00:21:35,168 --> 00:21:37,379
He was just falling for his first love.
476
00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:38,588
-[screams]
-[Freckles] Oopsie.
477
00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:40,257
-[laughing]
-[Zøg grunts]
478
00:21:42,509 --> 00:21:44,261
[groaning]
479
00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:46,847
Dad, take my hand.
480
00:21:46,930 --> 00:21:50,225
I'm okay, Bean.
Trust me. This is just a dream.
481
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,352
-No, this is real.
-[screams]
482
00:21:54,354 --> 00:21:57,316
[both screaming]
483
00:21:59,484 --> 00:22:02,237
-[sinister music playing]
-[Enchantress] Have a pleasant sleep?
484
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:03,739
[groans] Who the hell are you?
485
00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:06,158
We are Aunt Rebecca and Uncle Cloyd.
486
00:22:06,241 --> 00:22:08,785
Who you thought you blowed up, but didn't.
487
00:22:08,869 --> 00:22:10,662
Is it blowed up or blewed up?
488
00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:11,663
Cram it, Cloyd.
489
00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:14,791
God, how many creepy puppets
does this castle have?
490
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:19,755
If I weren't tied up like a delicious
holiday goose, I'd kill you.
491
00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:21,340
You… [grunting]
492
00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:23,967
[both laughing]
493
00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:26,845
Yeah, you better scram. Luci!
494
00:22:26,928 --> 00:22:28,347
Elfo!
495
00:22:30,307 --> 00:22:31,266
Hi.
496
00:22:32,225 --> 00:22:33,435
Who the hell was that?
497
00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:42,861
Aw, the axe I gave you
on your sixteenth birthday.
498
00:22:42,944 --> 00:22:44,738
We'll go after those damn puppets.
499
00:22:44,821 --> 00:22:46,948
Dad, you lock down
the castle and get help.
500
00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:48,158
Hmm.
501
00:22:49,284 --> 00:22:50,994
And not from Turbish and Mertz.
502
00:22:54,873 --> 00:22:56,249
Well, that's strange.
503
00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:59,628
Sorcerio, did you bring
two other puppets to life?
504
00:22:59,711 --> 00:23:03,632
You know you can't ask me to
remember things on Margarita Monday.
505
00:23:04,424 --> 00:23:05,717
[Cloyd] Yoohoo, Freckles?
506
00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:08,053
Hurry up, you dimwits. [knocking]
507
00:23:08,136 --> 00:23:11,056
I know it's here somewhere. Aha!
508
00:23:15,185 --> 00:23:16,895
Yeah. [chuckling]
509
00:23:16,978 --> 00:23:18,105
Down we go.
510
00:23:28,532 --> 00:23:31,660
Captain, Bean's chasing
some dollies around.
511
00:23:31,743 --> 00:23:34,496
Not now, Derek. Mommy's keelhauling.
512
00:23:34,579 --> 00:23:36,998
-I love you, Oona!
-[water splashing]
513
00:23:48,844 --> 00:23:50,679
[Freckles chuckles]
514
00:23:50,762 --> 00:23:52,139
[whispers] Follow the chuckles.
515
00:23:56,601 --> 00:23:58,311
We're going back under the castle.
516
00:23:58,895 --> 00:23:59,896
Under the moat.
517
00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:02,816
[Elfo] Wow! How many lower levels
does this place have?
518
00:24:02,899 --> 00:24:06,486
Dungeon, catacombs,
secret society sex chamber,
519
00:24:06,570 --> 00:24:08,989
Trøgtown, castle laundry services
520
00:24:09,072 --> 00:24:13,660
seldom used exercise room,
cheese cave, old castle mental ward,
521
00:24:13,743 --> 00:24:17,831
new castle mental ward, vomitorium,
king's comic book collection…
522
00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:22,669
-How's it hanging, gentlemen?
-[grunts]
523
00:24:22,752 --> 00:24:24,421
We're hunting puppets.
524
00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:27,507
Okay, boys, stay by my side.
525
00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:31,011
[muttering]
526
00:24:35,056 --> 00:24:37,517
Nothing but gold coins. Keep looking.
527
00:24:37,601 --> 00:24:38,852
[all screaming]
528
00:24:38,935 --> 00:24:40,187
-[Bean grunts]
-Whoa!
529
00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:42,772
[chuckling]
530
00:24:47,569 --> 00:24:49,029
[chuckling]
531
00:24:49,821 --> 00:24:51,323
[grunts]
532
00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:53,408
What the hell?
533
00:24:56,786 --> 00:24:58,246
This ain't my castle.
534
00:24:58,330 --> 00:24:59,539
[chuckling]
535
00:24:59,623 --> 00:25:01,124
[panting]
536
00:25:01,208 --> 00:25:02,292
[grunts]
537
00:25:03,668 --> 00:25:04,669
[whispering] Guys, wait up.
538
00:25:09,883 --> 00:25:12,844
Who's there? Elfo? Luci?
539
00:25:12,928 --> 00:25:15,096
Aunt Becky? Aunt Rebecca?
540
00:25:19,017 --> 00:25:21,228
I'm stuck. [grunts]
541
00:25:22,312 --> 00:25:23,772
[Zøg] Bean? Where are you?
542
00:25:23,855 --> 00:25:26,274
[Bean] Dad! Help! I'm trapped!
543
00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:28,026
I'm coming, Beanie! [panting]
544
00:25:28,693 --> 00:25:31,655
Yeah, see you later, Pops! [chuckling]
545
00:25:35,033 --> 00:25:36,993
-[Zøg] Oh, no!
-Dad!
546
00:25:37,994 --> 00:25:38,954
[water splashing]
547
00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:42,082
Dad?
548
00:25:44,793 --> 00:25:48,713
[closing theme music playing]
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