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[opening theme music playing]
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♪ Hey! ♪
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[Luci] Ooh, look. The new heads
are in early this year.
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Where is everyone? This place is quiet.
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-Too quiet.
-Quiet, Elfo!
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-So empty.
-Like Jerry's head.
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[Luci and Jerry laughing]
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[Luci grunts]
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Yo! Over here, dumbass.
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Ah! Two steps to the left.
Three steps to the right.
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And cha-cha.
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[scatting]
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[grunts]
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I dreamt this was gonna happen.
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Everyone, shut up! I hear something.
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[pops]
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[man chanting]
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[men chanting in response]
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[scoffs] Fascist goons.
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That means Dagmar is back.
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Start pantin', pervo.
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Oh, I hope she's wearing her boots.
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Follow me.
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[horse laughs]
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[men grunting rhythmically]
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[Luci scatting]
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Flip, flip, trip, dip, dip, dip.
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[all grunt]
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[Jerry humming]
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If I were drunk,
this wouldn't seem so dangerous.
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[Luci scatting]
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[Jerry groans]
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Why does it smell like
wet boots and whiskey in here?
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And sadness. Don't forget the sadness.
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I just need to get something.
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Say hello to Blunty the Giant Slayer.
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-There are no giants around here.
-Exactly.
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Why is my bed so lumpy?
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Okay, Bunty. Get up.
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[both scream]
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-Wow!
-Is that you, Frankie?
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Hi, Jerry.
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[Bean] Do not look at me
while I'm changing.
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That includes you, Elfo.
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Okay, who are you? Why are you here?
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What were you doing in my bed?
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I want answers, and I want 'em now
to all but that last question.
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[all grunting]
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Let me speak to them
in their native language.
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-Ask 'em when my mom took over.
-Got it.
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[speaking other language]
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[grunting]
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-[speaking other language]
-[grunting]
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-[Jerry speaking other language]
-[grunting]
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Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
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-[in English] Well, what did they say?
-Utter gibberish.
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Okay, next up, Dagmar's neck.
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Mmm. Can we have a quick meeting
in the conference closet?
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[Bean] Mmm.
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Okay, Bean. If we're going to
get Dagmar, we need a strategy.
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Here's what I've been thinking about.
You go low, I'll go thigh.
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I mean, I'll go for her booty.
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I mean boots. I mean…
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[laughs] Elfo, I'm going to mercy kill
that thought right there.
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-Thank you.
-Here's what I think.
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Bean, when you say you wanna slice your
mother's head off with that big sword,
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all I see is a sweet, innocent little girl
who's just asking to be loved.
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You know down in your heart
that that love ain't a-comin'
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because your mother
doesn't look at you as a person,
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but as an extension of herself.
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She's incapable of loving anyone, Bean.
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She's a narcissist.
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But as long as you still need her love,
she's got power over you.
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So, if you want to truly break free,
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you gotta stop focusing
on revenge and anger and wrath.
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Instead, just focus all your energy on
what matters the most, Bean. And that--
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Murder!
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[grunting]
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Oh, yeah!
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[grunts]
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[exclaims and grunts]
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Who's slouching now, Mom?
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-Hello, Bean.
-Welcome home.
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Uncle Cloyd? Aunt Becky?
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Since when did you two
jerks take over Dreamland?
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The last time I saw you,
I dropped a bookcase on you.
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The Encyclopedia Erotica
fell right on my face.
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I nearly suffocated
under that two-page spread.
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But I'm not complaining.
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And, boy, we know you've been busy.
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Committing your father
to an insane asylum.
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-That's right.
-Romancing a mermaid.
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-[Bean] Uh-huh.
-Becoming Queen of Dreamland.
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Yeah. Wait, mermaid? Mora? That was real?
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We've been binging
all your exploits on our oracle fire.
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We don't know how it works, but
apparently, it will green-light anything.
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Odval, go mix up
another pitcher of Marugaritas.
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Yes, Your Beckyness.
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[sighs]
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[Bean] Make that two pitchers, please.
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Elfo, we've been looking for
your little elf friends everywhere.
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Where are they all hiding?
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That's for me to know
and you to flog it out of me.
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I don't know what Dagmar's got you up to,
but Dreamlanders will never stand for it.
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They don't even like it
when I tell them what to do.
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Oh, sweetie, we're already
taking care of that.
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"Sweetie"?
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Maybe I'll do to you
what I did to that throne.
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Toss them in the dungeon.
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-[Bean exclaims]
-Hey!
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[all grunting]
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[Elfo screams]
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-[Bean screams]
-[Luci exclaims]
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[Bean] Ouch!
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[Luci scatting]
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[Elfo exclaims]
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Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Wait for my head.
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Oh, wow. Here's where all the chumps went.
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Well, la-di-da.
The big shots finally decided to roll in.
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[birds hooting in distance]
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When I was in the monastery,
I learned two important lessons.
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One, always be kind to others.
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Two, you don't need nothin'.
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Except for pillows. Come here, pillows.
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[grunts]
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Well, good night. [snores]
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Vip, if you move again… [snores]
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Vap, stop squirmin'. [snores]
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Okay, well, nobody panic.
We're here to save you.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Not the response you were looking for?
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Not really. I--
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Yeah, it kind of landed
with a thud, didn't it?
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I don't understand you people.
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Well, maybe if'n you
didn't call us, "You people."
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Don't be so ungrateful.
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Bean's your queen, you dumb hicks.
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Oh, that's better.
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And Cloyd and Becky promised
to make Dreamland dreamy again.
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Cloyd and Becky
freed us from working, too.
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Cloyd and Becky
make the goons do all our jobs now.
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Even the cushy ones like dung stacker.
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You can't stay here forever.
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Oh, you have no idea how lazy we are.
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[imitates trumpet]
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[scoffs] Now what?
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Attention, Dreamlanders.
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Who's next up for the royal treatment?
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-[man 1] Pick me!
-[man 2] Pick me!
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Over here!
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Step forward, Tedrick, the shepherd.
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Ah dinnae ken what to say
except… later losers!
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[indistinct chatter]
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[man 3] Have fun!
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[scatting]
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Ah, I'm home, baby.
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A whole lot wiser and a whole lot balder.
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[laughs]
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Where the hell is everybody?
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[man] Nobody here but us urine barrels.
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-Who said that?
-[man] Who said that?
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You want to get your head chopped off?
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[man] Oh, King Zøg!
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It's Turbish, stupid. I mean Mertz.
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I know who you are.
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[man] You better hide.
The goons are everywhere.
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They'll take you to the dungeon
with the rest of Dreamland.
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-Even Bean's down there.
-Bean?
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[man] Do you hear me?
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Because I know I can definitely hear you.
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Yes, I… Uh-oh. [grunts]
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Ow, my head is bumping.
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Ow! It's still bumping.
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Aren't you listening? I said, "Ow!"
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There's got to be a less stupid way in.
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Ha! My old grave.
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Down the hatch, boys.
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[exclaims]
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[muffled] Turn left at the third rat.
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You step into the bottomless pit,
you've gone too far.
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Here I am, queen of nothing.
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You're queen of the dungeon.
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You're not queen of my dungeon.
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[Zøg] And I'm the king
of the sewer hole. Ta-da!
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Toilet troll! Jab it.
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[Elfo and Zøg grunting]
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What, are you trying
to make a jerk out of me?
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What happened to all your hair?
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It's called the cue ball.
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Should have got the Porky.
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Now, come on, Dreamland.
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It's me, King Zøg.
And I'll get you all out of here.
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-Thanks, but no thanks.
-[man 2] But thanks.
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But no thanks, but thanks.
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[scatting] You're doomed!
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Dad, I missed you.
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-I'm so sorry I sent you away.
-It's okay, Beanie.
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I got all enlightened.
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And now I'm back, baby.
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Or should I say, "Your Majesty."
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And I'm going to get us our throne back.
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So, who took over anyway?
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Derek and Oona? Odval and Sorcerio?
Mop Girl and Bucket Boy?
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Who's Bucket Boy?
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-No, it was Cloyd and Becky.
-Cloyd and Becky…
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-Cloyd and Becky? [grunts]
-Uh-oh.
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-Cloyd and Becky…
-I think your dad has in-law issues.
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Dad, Dad, what's happening?
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Is the self-actualization wearing off?
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[grunting]
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Find your goddamn Zen!
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Hey!
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[exclaims] I'm okay. I'm okay.
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Peace be with you.
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Om…
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[woman screams]
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What was that?
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Uh, that was a scream,
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and not a scream
of ecstasy, I will tell you.
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[laughs]
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What does a scream
of ecstasy sound like, Elfo?
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I don't know.
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[man screams]
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No, that must be
the royal treatment. Come on.
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[man screams]
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-[man screams]
-[woman screams]
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[man exclaiming]
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[grunting rhythmically]
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[screaming continues]
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Welcome, Tedrick.
Are you ready for the royal treatment?
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A chair with a back.
I really must be a king.
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Strap him down.
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This cannae be right.
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[Tedrick exclaims]
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Oh, stop. We haven't
even done anything to you yet.
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-And slice!
-[Cloyd] Now you can scream.
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[screams]
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-Whoa.
-[cries]
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[Becky] Next.
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[Bean] Run!
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[whispering] Are they gone?
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Oh. Tedrick's still alive.
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Damn it.
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Aye, and I'm feeling fitter than ever.
Like I've had me porridge.
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Aye. Aye. Aye!
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Why is he wiggling like that?
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[exclaiming]
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[roaring]
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[Bean] It's the royal treatment.
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They're turning
ugly Dreamlanders into ugly goons.
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Won't be needing his change purse now.
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And… doink.
254
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,220
[all exclaiming]
255
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:44,430
Your Majesty.
256
00:12:44,513 --> 00:12:47,433
Your other Majesty and the others.
257
00:12:47,516 --> 00:12:50,770
What the hell, Sorcerio?
Why are you helping Cloyd and Becky?
258
00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,980
I'm naive and innocent, I swear.
259
00:12:53,063 --> 00:12:57,067
They just use my lab because they
believe me to be an all-powerful wizard.
260
00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:58,194
Since when?
261
00:12:58,277 --> 00:12:59,820
Since I told them that.
262
00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:02,907
Most of this stuff is rented
from the Halloween shop.
263
00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:06,118
Please don't tell them I'm a fraud.
I've got a good thing going.
264
00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:07,495
Whoa.
265
00:13:08,245 --> 00:13:10,790
Is this what it's like to have long arms?
266
00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:13,959
Hello over there! [laughs]
267
00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:15,544
[exclaims]
268
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,755
Oh, put those down, little man.
269
00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:20,466
One scratch
and within an hour, you goon up.
270
00:13:20,549 --> 00:13:23,636
Wait. Those severed arms look familiar.
271
00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:26,931
I bet they were chopped off
that old lady who scratched me in Maru.
272
00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:30,267
Well, as far as I'm concerned,
they're the devil's hands,
273
00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:31,852
not idle playthings.
274
00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:34,146
They will be
the ruination of this kingdom.
275
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:36,482
Dreamlanders don't deserve
a fate like this,
276
00:13:36,565 --> 00:13:39,193
no matter how annoying
and stubborn and dirty they are.
277
00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:41,070
We've got to save my people.
278
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,364
Why did I ever hire you?
279
00:13:43,447 --> 00:13:46,116
I was a magician at Bean's
eighth birthday party.
280
00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:48,452
The children threw me in the dungeon.
281
00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:58,170
[Elfo] Careful, Jerry.
282
00:13:58,254 --> 00:14:00,339
I could really use
some oven mitts right now.
283
00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,801
Wake up, you dumb countrified clodhoppers!
284
00:14:03,884 --> 00:14:05,344
Jerry's got something to show you.
285
00:14:05,427 --> 00:14:08,889
They're not stupid hicks, Luci.
They're sophisticated urban boneheads.
286
00:14:09,473 --> 00:14:10,391
[all exclaim]
287
00:14:10,474 --> 00:14:11,892
Look at them flames.
288
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:13,602
I like the squiggly ones.
289
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:16,188
Show me big brother Cloyd
and big sister Becky.
290
00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:17,773
[all exclaim]
291
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,900
There's little people in there.
292
00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:21,861
Oh, oh, this is the good part.
293
00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:28,492
Time for the royal treatment,
Lady Lingonberry.
294
00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:31,495
Hurry up.
I want everything I so richly deserve.
295
00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:38,752
Stop in the name of the law!
296
00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:41,422
-[scoffs] Her again.
-Yeah, her again.
297
00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:44,550
And "her" know all about your secret plan.
298
00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:47,636
-The plan to find the magic and steal it?
-Cloyd!
299
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:48,971
What? No.
300
00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:51,307
What? No, the royal treatment.
301
00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:53,642
I know you're turning
the Dreamlanders into goons.
302
00:14:57,187 --> 00:15:00,900
[Lady Lingonberry] No! Keep that wrinkled
old arm away from my wrinkled old arm.
303
00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:02,276
I didn't see that comin'.
304
00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:03,986
Suspense. That's how they hook you.
305
00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:06,488
It makes me think.
And that makes me angry.
306
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:10,200
And now that all Dreamland
knows what you did… Sword!
307
00:15:14,538 --> 00:15:16,916
Beware the wrath of Blunty!
308
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:18,042
You rang, ma'am?
309
00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:19,668
I said "Blunty," not "Bunty."
310
00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:21,921
[grunts]
311
00:15:23,964 --> 00:15:27,509
Ah! A good old-fashioned ladies arm fight.
312
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:30,262
[exclaims] A good old-fashioned
ladies arm fight?
313
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,186
[grunting]
314
00:15:39,688 --> 00:15:41,732
-[Lady Lingonberry] Ooh! Get off me!
-[Zøg] Sorry.
315
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:43,901
[screaming]
316
00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:47,571
[screaming]
317
00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:50,908
I'm not afraid of your stupid flail.
318
00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:52,076
My what?
319
00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:54,244
Prepare to bleed, Becky.
320
00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:56,747
[exclaims and grunts]
321
00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:58,332
[Becky laughing]
322
00:15:58,415 --> 00:16:00,918
I'll be in the pantry
making scones, ma'am.
323
00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:06,006
Uh-oh. I don't usually go for girl fights,
but it beats watching two fat guys
324
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:08,676
slapping each other with chopped-off arms.
325
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:19,687
[both grunting]
326
00:16:47,923 --> 00:16:48,841
[Bean] Dad!
327
00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:51,385
Why can't
family reunions be more friendly?
328
00:16:51,468 --> 00:16:52,594
I'll kill you.
329
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:55,139
We know, you'll kill everyone.
330
00:16:55,222 --> 00:16:57,307
Now, tell us where the magic is.
331
00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:59,351
Hey, leave Bean alone.
332
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:02,813
-Jerry? We thought you were dead.
-You couldn't even do that right.
333
00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:06,066
All my life you told me,
"Get in the Jerry box."
334
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:07,609
"Jerry, no one loves you."
335
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:09,153
"No one will ever love you."
336
00:17:09,236 --> 00:17:10,571
"You're worthless."
337
00:17:10,654 --> 00:17:12,322
I'm not just worthless.
338
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:13,866
I'm Jerry.
339
00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:16,452
Oh, give it up.
We're the only ones who love you.
340
00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:18,120
That may be true,
341
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:19,955
but my friends like me a lot.
342
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,707
And that's good enough for Jerry.
343
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:26,128
[sips]
344
00:17:27,087 --> 00:17:28,505
[munches]
345
00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:32,259
Dad, you're okay.
346
00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:34,386
[groans] I feel all tingly.
347
00:17:35,095 --> 00:17:38,724
-Oh. Dad.
-Forget about me, Beanie.
348
00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:40,768
I'm too far gone.
349
00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:43,812
Dad, I just got you back,
I can't lose you again.
350
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:48,692
I've been a nut, a hothead,
a tyrant, a ventriloquist,
351
00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:50,611
and now a monster.
352
00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:53,530
But I'll always be your dad.
353
00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:56,200
Oh, Dad, you've always been a monster.
354
00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:58,994
But that never stopped me from loving you.
355
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,997
At this point, I don't know
who's enabling who.
356
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:09,046
Bean, you made the scratch disappear.
357
00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:10,589
Wow.
358
00:18:11,131 --> 00:18:13,759
Would you mind
taking a look at this rash on my ass?
359
00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:15,469
-[Bean] Ah!
-And he's back, folks.
360
00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:17,679
[clamoring]
361
00:18:23,727 --> 00:18:25,104
Run faster, Cloyd!
362
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:28,482
We'll be perfectly fine as long
as we stay out of rock-throwing range.
363
00:18:32,986 --> 00:18:33,862
[Cloyd] Ow!
364
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,115
I aimed for where he was going to be.
365
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:37,533
[all cheering]
366
00:18:39,993 --> 00:18:42,704
[closing theme music playing]
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