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Just enjoy it. 13 00:00:44,085 --> 00:00:45,587 Bean, come out. 14 00:00:45,670 --> 00:00:49,257 And I'm gonna guess your name is Moose? Fancy a beer? 15 00:00:49,340 --> 00:00:50,425 -Yes. -No. 16 00:00:50,508 --> 00:00:51,718 -Yes. -Maybe later. 17 00:00:51,801 --> 00:00:52,969 -Yes. -Okay, yes. 18 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:55,388 But first, you tell me why the elevator from Hell 19 00:00:55,472 --> 00:00:57,182 goes straight to your office. 20 00:00:57,265 --> 00:00:59,809 What's your connection to Hell, and where is that beer? 21 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:01,770 [screams] I lied. There is no beer. 22 00:01:02,312 --> 00:01:03,396 [beeping] 23 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:04,773 I lied again. 24 00:01:04,856 --> 00:01:07,692 Of course, there's beer, but you can't have any. 25 00:01:07,776 --> 00:01:08,902 Jerry, hammer. 26 00:01:10,153 --> 00:01:11,946 [Jerry] Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. 27 00:01:12,030 --> 00:01:14,824 Ugh! Those bulbs are expensive and sold separately. 28 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:16,201 Start talking, Alva. 29 00:01:16,284 --> 00:01:19,329 I want names, dates, three beers and a bowl of nuts. 30 00:01:19,412 --> 00:01:21,414 [eerie music playing] 31 00:01:23,875 --> 00:01:24,918 [sniffs] 32 00:01:25,001 --> 00:01:25,877 [GRUNTS] 33 00:01:29,255 --> 00:01:30,840 [all grunting] 34 00:01:31,841 --> 00:01:32,675 [Elfo] Ow! 35 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:33,843 My knuckles. 36 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:35,011 [all grunting] 37 00:01:38,264 --> 00:01:39,182 [sniffs] 38 00:01:42,519 --> 00:01:43,812 [both chuckling] 39 00:01:49,984 --> 00:01:51,069 [panting] 40 00:01:54,155 --> 00:01:55,949 [whispers] Why are we sneaking around? 41 00:01:56,032 --> 00:01:58,660 Queen want little jerk all to herself. 42 00:01:58,743 --> 00:01:59,953 Maybe she's hungry. 43 00:02:00,036 --> 00:02:01,287 She can't eat me. 44 00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:04,332 I'm a passionate thinking being with hopes and dreams. 45 00:02:04,415 --> 00:02:06,793 And I haven't finished writing my epic novel. 46 00:02:06,876 --> 00:02:08,294 The hero is named Elfis. 47 00:02:08,378 --> 00:02:10,421 Shut up and start basting yourself. 48 00:02:10,505 --> 00:02:13,424 [gasps] This is exactly like chapter 32. 49 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:16,886 Oh, I'm so sorry, but I'm allergic to apples. 50 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:18,221 [grunts and mumbles] 51 00:02:19,556 --> 00:02:20,431 Hmm? 52 00:02:26,938 --> 00:02:28,148 [Elfo grunting] 53 00:02:32,527 --> 00:02:34,279 [heavy footsteps approaching] 54 00:02:34,362 --> 00:02:35,280 [squeals] 55 00:02:37,448 --> 00:02:38,616 [gasps] 56 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:39,659 Hmm? 57 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:42,662 [grunting] 58 00:02:44,038 --> 00:02:45,874 -[Elfo screams] -Over there. 59 00:02:48,209 --> 00:02:49,961 I'll belch for you when I'm done. 60 00:02:51,921 --> 00:02:53,256 [Elfo shuddering] 61 00:02:54,132 --> 00:02:55,592 [Grogda] Ah, there you are. 62 00:02:55,675 --> 00:02:57,510 [Elfo] Damn elf shoes betray me every time. 63 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:00,763 [screams] 64 00:03:02,515 --> 00:03:03,641 [screams] 65 00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:06,728 -Shank! Shank! Shank! -[chuckling] 66 00:03:07,770 --> 00:03:09,606 Please, spare me. 67 00:03:10,231 --> 00:03:12,150 [kisses] 68 00:03:12,233 --> 00:03:13,818 What the hell is wrong with you? 69 00:03:13,902 --> 00:03:17,113 Now, tell me who you are. Go on. 70 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:18,698 -What? -Say it. 71 00:03:18,781 --> 00:03:19,949 I don't follow you. 72 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:21,868 Hi. I'm… 73 00:03:21,951 --> 00:03:28,124 I'm… trying to understand what's happening. 74 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:32,879 Oh, I know you're gonna say it. It's right on the tip of your tongue. 75 00:03:32,962 --> 00:03:36,257 -Hi, I'm… -Elfo? 76 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:38,134 Hi, I'm Elfo? [grunts] 77 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:40,720 -And I'm your mama. -What? 78 00:03:40,803 --> 00:03:41,846 Oh… 79 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:44,182 [chuckles] Big girl like you? No way. 80 00:03:44,265 --> 00:03:45,642 Then why would you want to eat me? 81 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:48,686 Oh, I don't want to eat you. I want you to eat. 82 00:03:49,312 --> 00:03:51,356 Look, I brought your favorite food. 83 00:03:51,439 --> 00:03:53,191 Anchovies in mustard sauce. 84 00:03:53,274 --> 00:03:54,442 Oh, my God. 85 00:03:54,525 --> 00:03:58,738 Only my therapist, my pizza delivery boy or my mother would know that. 86 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,199 You are my mother. 87 00:04:01,282 --> 00:04:03,034 But I thought you were dead. 88 00:04:03,117 --> 00:04:06,204 I thought you were dead until your girlfriend said your name. 89 00:04:06,287 --> 00:04:07,455 You mean Bean? 90 00:04:07,538 --> 00:04:11,501 Oh, we have an open relationship. We agreed to see other species. 91 00:04:11,584 --> 00:04:13,795 Well, you're Mama's boy now. 92 00:04:13,878 --> 00:04:15,713 But we've got to keep it a secret. 93 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:19,425 Don't worry. I'm never going to let anyone take you away from me again. 94 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:23,096 -Give me that. -Brock, that's no ordinary elf. 95 00:04:23,179 --> 00:04:25,765 What is it with you and elves, Grogda? 96 00:04:25,848 --> 00:04:29,686 This little runt killed nine of my bravest and least effective guards. 97 00:04:29,769 --> 00:04:32,939 You know the rules. We kill him at dawn. 98 00:04:33,022 --> 00:04:33,982 [grunts] 99 00:04:34,065 --> 00:04:35,358 [gasps and grunts] 100 00:04:35,441 --> 00:04:37,652 -What? No! -[gasps] 101 00:04:37,735 --> 00:04:39,904 No! 102 00:04:43,408 --> 00:04:45,743 [stealthy instrumental music playing] 103 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:49,789 [metal clanks] 104 00:04:49,872 --> 00:04:51,165 [grunts] 105 00:04:52,333 --> 00:04:53,334 Hmm? 106 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:01,217 Hmm? 107 00:05:04,095 --> 00:05:05,305 [vocalizes] 108 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:10,935 Bean was here. 109 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:12,937 What crummy handwriting. 110 00:05:13,021 --> 00:05:14,147 Oh… 111 00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:15,565 [sobs] 112 00:05:16,399 --> 00:05:19,360 Before there's any unnecessary clobbering, I want you to know, 113 00:05:19,444 --> 00:05:21,487 I realize I made a mistake. 114 00:05:21,571 --> 00:05:24,198 I really dig you, but I can't make you love me. 115 00:05:24,282 --> 00:05:26,117 That's good 'cause I don't even like you. 116 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:27,035 What? 117 00:05:27,118 --> 00:05:28,870 Oh, yeah. [chuckles] 118 00:05:28,953 --> 00:05:29,829 Good one, Bean. 119 00:05:29,912 --> 00:05:30,788 [screams] 120 00:05:30,872 --> 00:05:32,707 Cool chair but don't act coy. 121 00:05:32,790 --> 00:05:34,250 It's my latest invention. 122 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,461 The ass chariot. Care to take a spin? 123 00:05:36,544 --> 00:05:38,629 Knock it off. What do you know about Hell? 124 00:05:39,380 --> 00:05:42,675 We're neighbors, that's all. You don't get to choose your neighbors. 125 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:44,260 Yes, that's it. 126 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,471 Besides, Hell puts the steam in Steamland. 127 00:05:46,554 --> 00:05:48,723 Everyone knows that. Geothermal chambers and all. 128 00:05:48,806 --> 00:05:50,975 What the amusement park ride said, remember? 129 00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:52,810 The ride did not mention Hell. 130 00:05:52,894 --> 00:05:55,146 Steamland and Hell. We have a deal. 131 00:05:55,229 --> 00:05:56,898 I don't believe you know Satan. 132 00:05:56,981 --> 00:05:59,025 Charming chap. Surprisingly debonair. 133 00:05:59,108 --> 00:06:00,068 What does he look like? 134 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:03,780 Red face, little horns, lovely high cheekbones, pointy goatee. 135 00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:06,074 You're just looking at that hot sauce bottle. 136 00:06:06,157 --> 00:06:08,576 -What color are his eyes? -Swirling beach balls. 137 00:06:08,659 --> 00:06:10,036 So, you do know him. 138 00:06:10,119 --> 00:06:12,705 Okay, but wait a sec. You do not make a deal with the devil 139 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:14,248 and just go about your life. 140 00:06:14,332 --> 00:06:17,001 La-di-da-di-da-di-da. 141 00:06:17,085 --> 00:06:18,753 [vocalizing] 142 00:06:18,836 --> 00:06:20,004 [both] Jerry! 143 00:06:20,088 --> 00:06:21,339 I thought we were singing. 144 00:06:21,422 --> 00:06:24,008 Maybe the good people of Steamland would like to know 145 00:06:24,092 --> 00:06:25,760 about your deal with Satan, huh? 146 00:06:25,843 --> 00:06:30,681 I'm gonna tell everyone your stience is powered by hellfire and damnation. 147 00:06:30,765 --> 00:06:33,351 And I'm gonna tell Satan what you said about his mother. 148 00:06:33,434 --> 00:06:34,560 But I didn't say anything. 149 00:06:34,644 --> 00:06:36,938 It's actually what I said, but I'm gonna tell him you said it. 150 00:06:37,021 --> 00:06:39,732 Bean, I'm not too good at reading social signals, 151 00:06:39,816 --> 00:06:41,943 but you look beautiful when you're angry. 152 00:06:42,026 --> 00:06:43,069 Hold me back, Jerry. 153 00:06:43,152 --> 00:06:45,196 -Hold me back, Jerry! -I'm holding you back. 154 00:06:45,279 --> 00:06:46,697 Don't let me hit him 'cause I'll hit him. 155 00:06:46,781 --> 00:06:48,533 -She'll hit you. -Be careful! 156 00:06:48,616 --> 00:06:50,159 Do not come at us! 157 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:51,953 -Okay, calm down, Bean. -[Bean grunting] 158 00:06:52,036 --> 00:06:53,663 Oh, looks like the wrong thing to say. 159 00:06:53,746 --> 00:06:56,416 Listen, I want to win your trust back and not get hit. 160 00:06:56,499 --> 00:06:58,167 To show you my intentions are pure… 161 00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:00,586 -Yeah, pure lust, you perv. -Lust? 162 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:01,838 Bean, look at me. 163 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:04,424 It's midnight, and I'm sitting alone watching cartoons 164 00:07:04,507 --> 00:07:06,217 and eating bean dip from a can. 165 00:07:06,300 --> 00:07:07,468 You can trust me. 166 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:10,096 I'll prove it to you right now. I'll take you home. 167 00:07:10,179 --> 00:07:11,180 [buzzes] 168 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:13,975 [Alva] The biggest airship in all of Steamland. 169 00:07:14,058 --> 00:07:17,395 I felt compelled to build it for reasons mysterious to me. 170 00:07:17,478 --> 00:07:19,939 I call it, "The Compensator." 171 00:07:20,022 --> 00:07:21,441 [squeaking] 172 00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:26,279 To Dreamland we go! 173 00:07:26,362 --> 00:07:28,239 And along the way, Bean, you'll see something 174 00:07:28,322 --> 00:07:30,533 that will prove science combined with magic 175 00:07:30,616 --> 00:07:33,035 can take us beyond our wildest dreams. 176 00:07:33,119 --> 00:07:34,454 -Ow! -Jerry! 177 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:36,247 He was talking too much. 178 00:07:36,330 --> 00:07:37,248 Let's beat it. 179 00:07:37,748 --> 00:07:40,751 You'd think Alva would've invented guard rails. 180 00:07:40,835 --> 00:07:43,337 Oh, look at all them bugs. 181 00:07:43,421 --> 00:07:44,922 [humming] 182 00:07:53,097 --> 00:07:54,182 [sighs] 183 00:07:54,682 --> 00:07:56,392 What the hell are you doing? 184 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:59,395 I'm trying to sleep before they kill me in the morning. 185 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,481 -[shushes] -Don't tell me what to do. 186 00:08:02,064 --> 00:08:03,316 Quiet, you knucklehead! 187 00:08:03,399 --> 00:08:05,776 Pops, you're rescuing me? 188 00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:08,571 [grunts] 189 00:08:08,654 --> 00:08:11,157 Not anymore, you dead-brain chatterbox. 190 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:12,283 What's wrong with you? 191 00:08:12,366 --> 00:08:15,286 You don't even know when it's time to use your yap or take a nap. 192 00:08:15,369 --> 00:08:18,748 Pops, how did you find me? What are you doing here? Don't hit me. 193 00:08:18,831 --> 00:08:20,917 Oh, I got a real story for you. 194 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,628 -So, pull up a stool, boy. -There are no stools in here. 195 00:08:23,711 --> 00:08:26,172 I wish I had a stool. I'd cave your head in. 196 00:08:26,255 --> 00:08:29,008 Turns out I'm the real reason you are here. You see-- 197 00:08:29,091 --> 00:08:32,220 No, I know. And I have so many questions. 198 00:08:32,303 --> 00:08:34,096 Like, why do you talk like that? 199 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:35,097 Shut up! 200 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:39,018 It all started way back before you were interrupting everyone. 201 00:08:39,101 --> 00:08:40,102 Oh! So, never. 202 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:43,022 [scoffs] You sure you don't have a stool? 203 00:08:43,105 --> 00:08:46,817 I was a traveling salesman with the Elfwood Candy Company. 204 00:08:46,901 --> 00:08:48,361 [cheerful music playing] 205 00:08:53,908 --> 00:08:56,536 [Pops] I left Elfwood with my best friend, 206 00:08:56,619 --> 00:08:58,871 -a giant dog named Barko. -[Barko barking] 207 00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:05,211 [warbles] 208 00:09:05,294 --> 00:09:06,128 [owl hooting] 209 00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:07,046 [barks] 210 00:09:08,714 --> 00:09:12,134 [Pops] I could sell anything to anyone, anywhere at any time. 211 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:14,637 Anywho, I made a lot of folks happy, 212 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:16,138 and a lot more folks fat. 213 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:18,641 Met some colorful characters in my day. 214 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:20,851 [all] Wow! 215 00:09:25,356 --> 00:09:27,316 Guten tag, stranger. 216 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,944 -I'm Gretel. -And I'm Hansel, creep. 217 00:09:30,027 --> 00:09:33,197 Well, hello, obese kids. Is your parents home? 218 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:35,116 -Nein. -Nein. 219 00:09:35,199 --> 00:09:36,158 We ate them. 220 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:40,288 Well, it sounds like two little chub tubs have earned their dessert. 221 00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:42,999 [both] Mmm… 222 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:46,586 [Pops] Seems there were a few lonely ladies out there 223 00:09:46,669 --> 00:09:49,297 who wanted something more substantial than candy. 224 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:51,132 And I ain't talking about flapjacks, 225 00:09:51,215 --> 00:09:53,634 unless you're talking about undoing my flap, Jack. 226 00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:54,802 Yes, I get it. 227 00:09:54,885 --> 00:09:57,638 Can we please steer the story away from this uncomfortable area 228 00:09:57,722 --> 00:09:59,640 and back to me, please, Pops? 229 00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:03,853 [Pops] Well, there was one gal who stood head and shoulders above the rest. 230 00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:07,064 And not just because she was so freakishly tall. 231 00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:10,901 Hey, you ever dream about having relations with a mighty sequoia? 232 00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:12,028 [heavy footsteps] 233 00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:13,821 [Pops] She were a princess. 234 00:10:13,904 --> 00:10:16,282 Heh. We both like big ol' princesses, eh, Elfo? 235 00:10:16,365 --> 00:10:17,408 [laughing] Ooh-wee! 236 00:10:17,491 --> 00:10:19,410 Yes, Pops. Just get on with it. 237 00:10:19,493 --> 00:10:20,786 Now, where was I? 238 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:21,746 Oh, yeah! 239 00:10:21,829 --> 00:10:22,788 [laughing] Ooh-wee! 240 00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:23,706 Pops! 241 00:10:23,789 --> 00:10:27,209 Anyways, we met-cute on the outskirts of Ogreland. 242 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:29,211 Me driving my candy wagon, 243 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:31,464 her just coming back from shopping. 244 00:10:31,547 --> 00:10:33,966 It was love at first sight… 245 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:35,092 [sniffs] 246 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:36,510 [Pops] …for one of us. 247 00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:38,095 [panting] 248 00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:40,806 [whimpers] 249 00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:42,642 But us elves don't ever give up. 250 00:10:42,725 --> 00:10:45,353 Except for Quito. That's all he ever did! 251 00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:46,354 [grunting] 252 00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:49,106 But Stabo got him. He got him good. 253 00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:50,691 -Pops-- -But like I was saying… 254 00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:53,569 Me and Barko waited every day with a different candy. 255 00:10:57,782 --> 00:10:58,949 [sniffs] 256 00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:00,451 [Pops] But no luck. 257 00:11:01,952 --> 00:11:02,870 [whimpers] 258 00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:05,039 [Pops] Then I hit on it. 259 00:11:05,122 --> 00:11:07,208 It weren't me, it were the candy. 260 00:11:07,291 --> 00:11:08,918 Ogres don't dig sweets. 261 00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:12,380 So, I whipped up a special flavor just for her. 262 00:11:12,963 --> 00:11:16,300 Sour it was. Just enough to give your mouth a pucker. 263 00:11:21,597 --> 00:11:23,432 [sniffs] Ah… 264 00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:25,726 [Pops] Pucker up, we did. 265 00:11:26,977 --> 00:11:27,812 [kisses] 266 00:11:27,895 --> 00:11:29,271 Oh, Grogda! 267 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:31,273 Oh, Young Pops! 268 00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:33,943 [Pops] From that day on, I was her candy man. 269 00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:37,571 We kept things on the down low 'cause her parents wouldn't approve. 270 00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:40,408 Turns out, neither did her cuss-ugly boyfriend. 271 00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:41,659 [grunts] 272 00:11:41,742 --> 00:11:44,453 Well, sir, you'll never guess what happened next. 273 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:45,705 [chuckles] 274 00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:47,289 Oh, yeah! 275 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:49,333 [scoffs] Please, skip ahead. 276 00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:51,836 What are you, a prude? You don't like to think about… 277 00:11:51,919 --> 00:11:53,671 -[grunting] -Oh… 278 00:11:53,754 --> 00:11:55,339 [vocalizing] 279 00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:56,507 Oh, my God. 280 00:11:56,590 --> 00:11:59,427 -[vocalizing] -[groaning] Pops! 281 00:12:00,010 --> 00:12:02,388 Well, well, what's it say? 282 00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:05,057 -A blue line. -Holy moly! 283 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:07,935 Either you're pregnant or that candy cane is rotten. 284 00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:12,106 [Pops] We knew there was no future for us in Ogreland except for death. 285 00:12:12,189 --> 00:12:13,899 So, we waited till nightfall. 286 00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:18,320 Then, I gave the signal. 287 00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:19,947 -[vocalizes] -[Elfo] Ugh! 288 00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:24,452 Oh! 289 00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:26,120 [barking] 290 00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:28,789 [howling] 291 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,251 [dramatic music playing] 292 00:12:37,131 --> 00:12:38,799 [cranking] 293 00:12:41,385 --> 00:12:42,928 -[blades sputtering] -[Luci vocalizes] 294 00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:44,138 Look at him go. 295 00:12:44,221 --> 00:12:46,348 Oh! [laughs] 296 00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:47,683 Glad that ain't me. 297 00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:55,900 [Pops] I couldn't bring Grogda to Elfwood, 298 00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:58,277 and we sure as heck couldn't go back to Ogreland. 299 00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:00,696 So, we made a happy home with the flies 300 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,783 and the mosquitoes and the scorpions of the jungle. 301 00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:04,909 [crickets chirping] 302 00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:06,076 [birds chirping] 303 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:08,788 [kisses] 304 00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:12,374 [Pops] We hid in the trees from the most vicious creatures around. 305 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,084 [horn blows] 306 00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:15,085 Gnomes! 307 00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:17,171 [all chanting] Hup! Hup! Hup! 308 00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:20,591 [Pops] Oh, she was the love of my life. 309 00:13:20,674 --> 00:13:21,759 Had me flying high. 310 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:23,552 [Young Pops vocalizes] 311 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:26,597 [Pops] It wasn't long after this that you came along. 312 00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:27,598 -[pops] -[Elfo crying] 313 00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:31,435 [Grogda] Look at him, Pops. 314 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,479 [Young Pops] Yeah, I'll love him, anyway. 315 00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:36,023 -[chittering] -[barks] 316 00:13:36,106 --> 00:13:37,525 [Pops] You was a real scamp. 317 00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:40,736 Always getting into mischief like your old man. 318 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,571 Look at me, Daddy Elfo. 319 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:45,658 [chuckles] That's nice, boy, but my name is Pops. 320 00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:48,869 You call me Daddy Elfo again, and I'll slap you on the bum-bum. 321 00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:51,747 [Pops] Every time I said that, you shut up but good. 322 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,083 Oh, I wanted to name you Scampo 323 00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:57,044 -or Spunko or Spanko or Stinko… -[grunts] 324 00:13:57,127 --> 00:13:58,671 [Pops] …but your mom wouldn't have it. 325 00:13:58,754 --> 00:14:01,507 She wanted you to be proud of being part elf. 326 00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:03,592 [screams] 327 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:04,969 -[chittering] -[panting] 328 00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:06,929 [sobbing] 329 00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:09,849 Go on, tell me who you are. 330 00:14:10,474 --> 00:14:12,518 Hi, I'm Elfo. 331 00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:14,436 [kisses] 332 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,397 -Hi, Elfo. -[Elfo chuckles] 333 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:17,648 [Grogda] Say it again. 334 00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:20,693 -Hi, I'm Elfo. -[Grogda] Again. 335 00:14:20,776 --> 00:14:26,615 [giggling] Stop. Stop. Stop! 336 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:27,908 [angrily] Stop it! 337 00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:28,868 [Grogda singing] 338 00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:31,662 ♪ Elfo, my baby, sleep safe in our home ♪ 339 00:14:31,745 --> 00:14:35,040 ♪ Dream of great battles And murdering gnomes ♪ 340 00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:39,003 ♪ Life can be scary, life is unfair ♪ 341 00:14:39,086 --> 00:14:44,550 ♪ When you feel alone Your mom will be there ♪ 342 00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:52,808 [dings] 343 00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:57,396 Wow, I'm kind of starting to make sense. 344 00:14:57,479 --> 00:14:58,731 Eh, not to me, you ain't. 345 00:14:58,814 --> 00:15:01,984 You was always off in your own world, God bless you. 346 00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:04,403 Even on that fateful day. 347 00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:06,822 [chuckling] 348 00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:12,202 -[monkey chitters] -Huh? 349 00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:13,787 [sniffs] 350 00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:16,457 -[barking] -[chittering] 351 00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:18,918 Hey! That's my diaper, you thief! 352 00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:22,796 [screeching] 353 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,423 [barking] 354 00:15:24,506 --> 00:15:27,051 [Pops] It looked hopeless, but you never gave up. 355 00:15:27,551 --> 00:15:29,011 [chittering] 356 00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:32,848 [screeching] 357 00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:35,809 [yelling] 358 00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:37,061 [grunts] 359 00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:40,856 [gasps] 360 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,775 [barking] 361 00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:45,444 [laughing] 362 00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:47,446 [exhales] 363 00:15:47,529 --> 00:15:49,198 [gnome horn sounds] 364 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,700 [animals screeching] 365 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:54,703 [intense music playing] 366 00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:57,539 -You take Elfo and hide. -[gasps] 367 00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,458 [Gorgda] I'll meet you back at the treehouse. 368 00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:04,254 [chanting] 369 00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:08,467 [all yelling] 370 00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:12,554 -Oh, my boy. -[crickets chirping] 371 00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:16,350 What I'm about to tell you is the hardest thing I've ever had to say. 372 00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:17,935 -I love you? -Hell no! 373 00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:20,104 Got to save something for my deathbed. 374 00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:21,939 It's about what happened to your mama. 375 00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:23,023 What is it? 376 00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:25,609 [Pops] Your mom was a powerful, big warrior. 377 00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:29,029 Unfortunately, she was also a powerful, big target. 378 00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:31,115 -No! -Quiet. 379 00:16:31,198 --> 00:16:33,283 Don't make me smack you on the bum-bum. 380 00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:34,618 [all grunting] 381 00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:37,079 Oh! [grunts] 382 00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:38,163 [thuds] 383 00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:39,164 Ow! 384 00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:40,082 Mama! 385 00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:41,208 [all] Hmm? 386 00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:42,960 Hmm. 387 00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:44,420 [horn sounds] 388 00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:45,462 [all yelling] 389 00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:48,132 -[Pops] They was onto us, the gnomes. -[Elfo] Because of me. 390 00:16:48,215 --> 00:16:49,508 Of course, because of you! 391 00:16:49,591 --> 00:16:51,677 Don't know where you learnt to talk so much. 392 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:53,512 -Uh… -Now, as I was saying… 393 00:16:58,225 --> 00:16:59,977 [chittering] 394 00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:03,230 Oh, them's my britches, you sons of bitches. 395 00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:05,983 -Sons of bitches! -[screeches] 396 00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:07,067 [horn sounds] 397 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:09,361 [all grunting] 398 00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:11,530 [choking] 399 00:17:11,613 --> 00:17:13,824 [chittering] 400 00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:18,871 Daddy Elfo! Daddy Elfo! 401 00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:20,914 Are the flaming monkeys okay? 402 00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:24,126 [squeaking] 403 00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:25,419 [chuckles] 404 00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:27,921 [all cackling] 405 00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:30,841 [all screaming] 406 00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:34,720 [Pops] Our home was gone, 407 00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:38,223 so I took you back to Elfwood, the only safe place I knew. 408 00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:42,061 And rest her soul, that was the last I saw your mother. 409 00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:43,437 [Grogda] Until now. 410 00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:47,232 -Grogda? -Oh, Pops. 411 00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:49,026 I never thought this day would come. 412 00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:51,487 I thought you was dead. The gnomes killed you. 413 00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:54,656 I seen it… The blood. Flaming arrow right in your heart. 414 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:59,536 -Pops, it was you that saved me. -[hesitating] I did? 415 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:03,248 [Grogda] Things were going great. I was even having a little fun. 416 00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:04,625 -[groans] -[grunts] 417 00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:07,336 [cackling] 418 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,465 -[howling] -[groans] 419 00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:16,887 [Grogda] The arrow didn't hit my heart. 420 00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:18,889 It hit the candy box. 421 00:18:18,972 --> 00:18:20,349 And that wasn't blood. 422 00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:22,810 It was sour cherry syrup. 423 00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:25,729 I ran as fast as I could. 424 00:18:26,563 --> 00:18:27,815 [gasps] 425 00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:33,237 Pops? Little Elfo? Barko? 426 00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:37,449 [screams] 427 00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:38,617 It can't be! 428 00:18:40,035 --> 00:18:43,664 Oh, Elfo! Oh, Pops! [sobs] 429 00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:45,040 The monkeys. 430 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:48,836 I dusted myself off, went back to my old life in Ogreland 431 00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:50,129 and married Brock. 432 00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:53,882 But not a day went by that I didn't think of my little jungle boys. 433 00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:54,967 Aw! 434 00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,180 I've been dreaming of this moment forever. 435 00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:02,349 And now that you're here, Mom and Dad… 436 00:19:02,432 --> 00:19:03,851 Wow. [chuckles] 437 00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:06,061 It feels so weird to say that. 438 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,480 Mom. Dad. 439 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,524 Mom… 440 00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:12,901 Dad… [chuckles] 441 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:15,654 Mom… 442 00:19:15,737 --> 00:19:18,323 -Dad… Whoa! -[kisses] 443 00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:19,324 [chuckles] 444 00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:20,409 [ogres applauding] 445 00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:24,079 [cries] 446 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:27,332 This is shaping up to be a pretty good Monday. 447 00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:29,126 [grunts] 448 00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:31,545 [door opens] 449 00:19:31,628 --> 00:19:33,338 [sinister instrumental music plays] 450 00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:35,132 Time for death. 451 00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:36,842 -Grab the elf! -[Grogda] Stop, Brock. 452 00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:38,468 He's not just an elf. 453 00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:41,597 He's my son and a member of the royal line. 454 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,682 You cannot kill the heir to the throne. 455 00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:45,809 But what about me, Mom? 456 00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:49,146 I your son. I next in line for king. 457 00:19:49,229 --> 00:19:52,399 Oh, my God. Junior! [laughs incredulously] 458 00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:53,942 You're my brother! 459 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:56,737 Me know this elf. Me challenge. 460 00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:58,572 We fight to death. 461 00:19:58,655 --> 00:19:59,531 No, Junior, honey. 462 00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:02,534 You may be queen, but a challenge has been made. 463 00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:04,453 You want me to fight my brother? 464 00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:05,370 -Yes! -Yes! 465 00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:06,455 Piece of cake. 466 00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:08,707 That's my request for my last meal. 467 00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:10,459 [whirring] 468 00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:15,672 Dating is really hard when you're a demon. 469 00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:17,925 All the good ones are either possessed, undead, 470 00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:19,676 or run away the second I open my mouth. 471 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,553 There was one guy who had real potential, though. 472 00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:23,680 His name was Porky, and he was so handsome. 473 00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:27,476 But he never talked about his feelings or really talked at all. [chuckles] 474 00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,102 Hey, Luci? 475 00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:31,230 It's me, Stacianne LeBlatt. 476 00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:33,899 We had that date in the guano cave, remember? 477 00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:35,734 Uh, you look different somehow. 478 00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:38,487 [gasps] I know what it is. You got wings! 479 00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:40,572 Do you still make that adorable noise? 480 00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:41,740 [Luci groans] 481 00:20:41,823 --> 00:20:43,617 Hah! That's the one. 482 00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:46,703 Look at that majestic flock of birds. 483 00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:48,497 Isn't nature beautiful? 484 00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:49,456 -Oh! -[Jerry gasps] 485 00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:50,707 What the hell? 486 00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:52,793 [whirring and squeaking] 487 00:20:52,876 --> 00:20:54,670 Wait. Stop! That's my body! 488 00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:56,672 [dramatic music playing] 489 00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:58,507 Oh! 490 00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:02,094 [grunts] Gotcha! 491 00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:04,805 Oh, this one's feeling frisky. 492 00:21:04,888 --> 00:21:06,598 Okay, I'll do the soul. You get the head. 493 00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:08,558 One, two, three. 494 00:21:09,476 --> 00:21:11,019 [gurgles] 495 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,104 [gasps] 496 00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:14,189 Wow, I do have a nice butt. 497 00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:16,692 -Not bad. -Whoa! 498 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,903 Welcome back, friend. 499 00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:21,697 Sorry. I'll fix it. 500 00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:25,158 No, no, no. Jerry, hammer down. 501 00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:26,660 I'm good. Really. 502 00:21:26,743 --> 00:21:28,537 Lefty-loosey, tighty-righty. 503 00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:29,788 [vocalizing] 504 00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:32,749 Ta-da! 505 00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:35,252 [ominous music playing] 506 00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:37,170 [indistinct chatter] 507 00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:39,298 Mom, you've got to help me. 508 00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:42,134 I'm so sorry, Elfo. This is all I can do. 509 00:21:42,217 --> 00:21:43,719 Your weapons from the jungle. 510 00:21:43,802 --> 00:21:47,347 Oh, my toy daggers. [chuckles] 511 00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:49,391 [whispers] What am I, three? Jesus Christ. 512 00:21:49,474 --> 00:21:51,727 What? No, I love 'em. They're great. Thank you. 513 00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:56,106 Thank you so much. Thank you. Yeah, I'll put 'em in my, um, bookshelf 514 00:21:56,189 --> 00:21:58,066 of things that I never need or look at. 515 00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,527 Hey, son, if it's any consolation, 516 00:22:00,610 --> 00:22:02,154 I got great seats! 517 00:22:02,237 --> 00:22:03,447 [crowd cheering] 518 00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:10,620 Yami, hit the gong. 519 00:22:14,249 --> 00:22:15,083 [gong sounds] 520 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,752 [horn sounds] 521 00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:18,086 [all cheering] 522 00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:19,755 [gulps] 523 00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:22,966 [yells] 524 00:22:26,636 --> 00:22:30,098 Come on, Junior. You're pummeling like a gnome. 525 00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:33,226 -[screams] -[Junior grunting] 526 00:22:35,103 --> 00:22:36,355 [grunts] 527 00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:38,940 [groans] 528 00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:43,820 [grunts] 529 00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:46,448 [Junior growls] 530 00:22:46,531 --> 00:22:48,867 We shouldn't be fighting. [grunts] 531 00:22:48,950 --> 00:22:51,286 -We're brothers. -Brothers always fight. 532 00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:53,538 -Time-honored trope. -[crowd gasping] 533 00:22:53,622 --> 00:22:55,499 But not to the death. [gasps] 534 00:22:55,582 --> 00:22:58,085 You stab me eye with knife. 535 00:22:58,168 --> 00:22:59,711 Ruin art career. 536 00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:01,630 Your work was derivative, Junior. 537 00:23:01,713 --> 00:23:02,547 Now, kill him! 538 00:23:04,424 --> 00:23:06,385 -I try, Dad! -[gasps] 539 00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:07,719 Stop yelling me! 540 00:23:09,262 --> 00:23:11,223 Come on, Junior. Earn my love. 541 00:23:12,849 --> 00:23:13,892 [sniffs] 542 00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:26,822 [crowd gasps] 543 00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:29,074 [sniffs] 544 00:23:30,659 --> 00:23:33,412 [grunting] 545 00:23:33,495 --> 00:23:34,996 [sniffs] 546 00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:37,874 [grunting] 547 00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:39,626 [laughs] 548 00:23:40,293 --> 00:23:41,837 -What? -[vocalizing] 549 00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:45,507 [Pops] Attaboy. 550 00:23:45,590 --> 00:23:48,260 I always knew you couldn't do it, but you showed me. 551 00:23:48,343 --> 00:23:50,971 This fight is over. No one needs to die. 552 00:23:51,054 --> 00:23:53,515 Yes, they do. Rules are rules. 553 00:23:53,598 --> 00:23:54,808 But he's your son. 554 00:23:54,891 --> 00:23:57,894 Not anymore. He's a big old disappointment. 555 00:23:57,978 --> 00:23:58,979 Kill him already. 556 00:23:59,062 --> 00:23:59,938 [gasps] 557 00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:04,943 Please no stab face. 558 00:24:13,994 --> 00:24:14,911 [crowd exclaims] 559 00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:16,955 I don't wanna hurt you, Junior. 560 00:24:17,038 --> 00:24:19,082 I wanna help you. You're family. 561 00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:20,500 That's my wimp. 562 00:24:21,585 --> 00:24:23,962 [grunts] Put it back. Put it back! 563 00:24:25,046 --> 00:24:27,841 And the big brother protects his little brother, 564 00:24:27,924 --> 00:24:29,676 even if he is way bigger. 565 00:24:29,759 --> 00:24:32,262 Quick, Junior. Take advantage of his compassion. 566 00:24:32,345 --> 00:24:33,889 Kill the elf now! 567 00:24:33,972 --> 00:24:35,891 No. Elfo right. 568 00:24:35,974 --> 00:24:37,726 Me no kill nobody. 569 00:24:37,809 --> 00:24:39,394 Throw weapon away. 570 00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:45,358 [crowd cheering] 571 00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:48,236 What? Who I kill? 572 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,405 Don't worry about it. Just some jerk. 573 00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:51,823 It Dad, wasn't it? 574 00:24:51,907 --> 00:24:53,533 Hmm. Me happy now. 575 00:24:53,617 --> 00:24:54,868 [laughs] 576 00:24:54,951 --> 00:24:57,787 Chasing brother better than killing brother. 577 00:24:59,289 --> 00:25:00,790 I'll make it easy for you. 578 00:25:00,874 --> 00:25:03,126 -I just farted. -[grunts] 579 00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:06,630 [screams and chuckles] 580 00:25:06,713 --> 00:25:09,716 Looks like the boys are having good, clean fun. 581 00:25:09,799 --> 00:25:11,593 How's about you and me don't. 582 00:25:11,676 --> 00:25:12,844 [chuckles] 583 00:25:14,262 --> 00:25:15,597 [whirring] 584 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:16,932 [ominous music playing] 585 00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:18,058 [all barking] 586 00:25:19,726 --> 00:25:22,521 Oh, there's something you don't see every day. 587 00:25:22,604 --> 00:25:24,940 A wrinkled old elf humping an ogre. 588 00:25:25,023 --> 00:25:26,274 Elf? Where? 589 00:25:26,942 --> 00:25:29,361 [gasps] Elfo, we'll save you! 590 00:25:34,074 --> 00:25:35,242 Elfo! 591 00:25:35,325 --> 00:25:37,994 I'm standing perfectly still, dum-dum. 592 00:25:38,078 --> 00:25:39,371 [choking] 593 00:25:39,454 --> 00:25:41,039 Elfo! 594 00:25:42,165 --> 00:25:43,667 Boy, where are you going? 595 00:25:43,750 --> 00:25:45,252 [choking] 596 00:25:46,419 --> 00:25:49,005 Hey, Pops. We'll swing around and get you next. 597 00:25:49,089 --> 00:25:51,007 No, that's okay, girlie. 598 00:25:51,091 --> 00:25:52,008 I like it here. 599 00:25:52,092 --> 00:25:53,260 What's going on? 600 00:25:53,343 --> 00:25:55,971 Just some of Elfo's buddies. He'll be fine. 601 00:25:59,975 --> 00:26:02,644 It's sour candy, just like you like it. 602 00:26:02,727 --> 00:26:03,937 Two decades old. 603 00:26:04,020 --> 00:26:08,650 Aw, they're stuck together in a clump, just like you and me. 604 00:26:14,197 --> 00:26:17,701 Elfo! Elfo! 605 00:26:17,784 --> 00:26:18,952 [whirring] 606 00:26:19,035 --> 00:26:20,120 [Elfo choking] 607 00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:25,000 [closing theme music playing] 41097

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