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Yeah, and I've ordered
the plaque, so Mum's anniversary
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is going to be perfect.
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I know you suggested hand-picked
flowers, but I was thinking Mum
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would want more of a statement,
don't you?
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Yeah, you can be in charge
of the flowers.
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Perfect.
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What? I said perfect.
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I would hide the biscuits
if I were you.
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Got to go. Speak soon. Val Twigg...
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..Lu Shakespeare and Frank
Hathaway. Fatblasters!
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My business is ruined.
He's ruined my life.
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Want a cup of tea?
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Uh, who's ruined your life?
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Kit Willow.
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Slimming guru. And his business
partner, Diana Winter.
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I mean, look at her. She's never
dieted in her life.
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Lean and Hungry.
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How exactly have they ruined
your business?
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They've stolen my Twiggsters.
Sorry?
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My slimming-club members.
Oh, right. Stolen?
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This is a marketing problem.
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And we're private investigators.
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Your website said you did
corporate work. Well, yes, but...
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I need to know everything there is
to know about their business model.
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OK, but corporate rates
can be higher.
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Twiggsters is my livelihood.
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I'll use my savings if I have to.
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OK. OK, sounds like an
undercover job.
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Sebastian...in a fat suit.
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I could channel my inner Falstaff.
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You should go. What, me?
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Are you saying I'm fat?
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No, I'm saying you're a woman.
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There are more women in the group.
See?
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Besides, it will help you to forget
about other stuff.
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Kit likes pretty blondes
with a sharp brain.
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Do you know any? If it's too much
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for you, I could always go
to another agency.
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No, not too much.
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I mean, I can pretend that I
need to lose weight, can't I?
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It's fine. When's the next class?
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You tear off those
mental shackles of negativity
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that are holding you back
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and open yourself to a new way
of life.
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At Fatblasters we'll lead the way.
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The only question is,
will you follow?
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I can see it!
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I can see the slimming light!
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Say it with me, Slim.
Say it with me. I'm with you.
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Our path to thinness...
Our path to thinness.
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..is a way to slimness.
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Is a way to slimness.
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And on this journey we begin...
And on this journey we begin.
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..to be thin. Come on, everyone.
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To be thin. To be thin.
Let's jump up. Let's jump up.
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Ooh, I spy a new member.
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Come on, team, what do we do
with new members?
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That's it. Well done. Come on.
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Don't be shy, don't be shy.
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Come take that first step on your
journey to thinness.
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First step.
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Now, everyone, I want you all
to take a minute...
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What are you doing here? ..to think
about your slimming pledge.
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Um, same thing as you.
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I'm surprised you've got time for
this. I thought you were working.
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Yeah, well, got to keep trim.
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I'm surprised Mum never brought
you here.
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Ooh, sorry.
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Lose weight, you spread that word
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and let the Fatblasters family grow
and grow and grow!
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Um... Lia. I've been spreading
the word.
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Our new member is my sister, Luella.
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Welcome, Luella. Welcome.
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Come on, everyone, let's give her
the Fatblasters welcome, shall we?
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Come on, stand up. Come on.
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Think slim, be slim,
stay slim. Come on, everyone.
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Think slim, be slim, stay slim.
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Yes, welcome. That's it, Mary.
That's it.
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Shake those hips, no to chips.
Yeah, that's it.
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OK. sit down, thank you.
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Right, let's get down to business,
shall we?
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Now, first off...
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..congratulations to you all.
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Now, this week...
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..collectively you have all lost
a whopping 52 pounds!
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Well done, everyone, well done.
Amazing.
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Unfortunately, though...
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..not everyone has had a loss.
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Now, Slim Jim, what is happening
to our loser of the year?
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That's four weeks on the trot you've
had a gain. What's going on?
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Yeah, um...
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I've been walking quite a bit.
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Maybe the fat is turning
to muscles.
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Oh, you've been doing
a lot of walking? Yeah, yeah.
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To the takeaway?
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You were spotted.
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We all a need a treat, don't we?
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What, every night of the week?
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Now, not only have you let yourself
down, Slim...
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..you've let this
wonderful family down.
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And you've let me down.
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Anyway, forgive and forget.
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Right, who's next?
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Mary...
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Mary, now, this week you have
lost two pounds.
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Two pounds, Mary, well done.
Well done.
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If only all are members were as
committed as you, huh?
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Slim Jim, hm?
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Who's that? It's Diana Winter.
She's ambitious, driven.
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Counting fivers in a church hall,
it's hardly Trump Towers, is it?
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No, yeah, it's good. Luella
Shakespeare, so great to meet you.
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Oh, you too.
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Two sisters looking so stunning.
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Ooh, thank you.
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Despite last year's
terrible tragedy.
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I mean, losing your mother is a,
it's a very traumatic event.
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Yeah, well, yeah. Yeah.
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It ruined the cruise
for the other passengers.
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Lia! Well, they had to turn the ship
around looking for the bodies.
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Poor Genevieve.
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And on the very night she was
invited to the captain's table.
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I did warn her about the low
balconies in those cabins.
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Is it true he had just proposed?
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Not according to his wife. No.
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At least she died in the arms of
someone she loved. Yeah.
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I can't believe your naughty sister
kept you a secret.
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Well, she's good at keeping secrets,
aren't you, Lia?
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Like your membership
with Fatblasters. Who knew?
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Lia, first rule of slimming club?
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Ooh, first rule of slimming club,
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outside slimming club,
talk about slimming club.
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Ha! Your sister is hilarious.
She certainly is.
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And now we have her older sister...
Younger. Whoops!
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You know what, have a new members'
goody bag, just for you.
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Thanks.
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It's completely free, so...
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All right, if you excuse us,
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I'll just take your beautiful sister
for a quick one-to-one.
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Of course, Kit.
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Older, hm.
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He's an angel. Is he?
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Can't you see his little
halo shining?
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Now, Mary, you aren't scaring off
new members, are you?
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No, of course not, Diana.
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Will you be my buddy?
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Sorry, your what? Slimming buddy.
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Um, maybe let Lu ease herself
in gently.
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No. Yeah, yes, that's a great idea.
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Yeah, shall we swap numbers?
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Oh, yes. Lovely.
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I told you, you're too hard on him.
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I will not let that fat idiot
ruin my business!
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Your business? What are you talking
about? We're partners.
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I am the face of Fatblasters.
I can always find a new partner.
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You'd be nothing without me.
I'd be nothing? Yes.
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I am the brand, Diana.
I am the brand!
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And I am the business
and I'm the brains.
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Well, I'm the brand.
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Just listen.
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Stop being too hard on him.
I am Fatblasters.
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Diana, you always go on about this,
don't you?
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Lu!
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Hi. Hi!
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You're still here.
Yeah. I was just getting...
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I left my scarf, that was...and
then...
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Exercise classes.
You do them and I love exercise.
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We've got a circuit class
tomorrow night. Yeah.
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Circuits? Yeah, shouldn't be a
problem for a fit girl like you.
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Once you pull up that Lycra,
off you go.
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And if you need any gym wear,
we have our own branded range.
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That's great! Brilliant.
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Well, that's that sorted, isn't it?
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Great, see you, then. That's good.
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Oh, she finally arrives.
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Here, put that in that box.
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Aww! Did she actually wear that?
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Yeah, she was really popular
at the tennis club.
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Well, she needed some fashion
advice. I suppose you're hungry?
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No.
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Maybe a bit. I mean, I could have
something if you had it.
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Help yourself.
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I've got the appetite of
a bird these days.
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Yeah. No, me too.
It's all down to Kit.
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He's got this aura.
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The weight just falls off. Yeah?
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Slim Jim has lost eight
and a half stone in a year.
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Wow! That's like
a whole other person.
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How has he done that? Diet,
determination and a lot of sweat.
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What are these?
I keep finding them everywhere.
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Yeah, Mum loved her pottery classes.
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She always thought her teacher
looked like Patrick Swayze.
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There's hundreds of them.
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Yeah, she was probably better
at vases, actually.
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Well, we can't keep them all.
They'll have to go in the skip.
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What? No. Can't we at least put some
of them in the charity box?
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We could have cleared all this
if you'd come earlier.
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Yeah, well, I've been busy working.
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Well, you weren't too busy to go
to a slimming class.
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Or were you snooping? No.
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Lu, what were you doing there?
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You look just like Mum
when you do that.
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And you look like Dad
when he was lying. I don't.
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Yes, you do. Two peas in a pod.
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Yeah, well, we had to be with you
and Mum around.
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Well, he put you on a pedestal.
I can't see why.
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Right, I'm not staying for this.
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No! No way.
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No way am I clearing this mess up
on my own.
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This is not a mess.
This is my childhood home!
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It's our childhood home.
And I am not doing this by myself.
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You could have just waited, Lia.
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You could have just waited until
after Mum's anniversary.
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No, no, no.
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Get out of my way!
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Well, it's got to be done
some time.
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Oh, they're probably oversized
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because of the before and after
photos.
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Look at Slim Jim's social media.
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Oh, wow. And that is all since
joining Fatblasters.
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It's all a big con if you ask me.
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No, it's not. Lia said he's lost
loads of weight.
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Slimming classes, preying on
people's insecurities,
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ripping them off, crash diets that
never work.
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It's just a big vicious,
money-making, self-loathing cycle.
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They do try and encourage some
healthy eating.
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Ah, nothing healthy about that.
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Those are for members only.
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Mm. They're actually quite good.
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Oh, hi, Mary.
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Ooh, dear, a bit of a long day,
was it?
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Not been sleeping too well.
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Sports bags live on the bench.
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Oh, right, yes. Sorry.
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Um...
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Oh, right.
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So are you not working out?
Not tonight.
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Oh. I'll have to find
another buddy.
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Lu, darling. Need a partner?
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I was just going to ask Jim,
actually.
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Why don't you partner up
with your delightful sister?
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Nothing like a bit of sibling
rivalry to get you motivated.
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Yes, great. Thank you.
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Oh, hello. Look, I don't want any
trouble.
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I think we were both just a bit
upset, weren't we?
245
00:14:15,003 --> 00:14:16,603
What are you talking about?
246
00:14:20,723 --> 00:14:24,403
Gather round, lose those pounds.
247
00:14:24,483 --> 00:14:27,243
Fatblasters slimmers.
We are winners.
248
00:14:27,323 --> 00:14:29,483
Never quit. Let's get fit.
249
00:14:29,563 --> 00:14:30,923
Right, running on the spot.
250
00:14:32,203 --> 00:14:33,803
Arms to the right.
251
00:14:33,883 --> 00:14:35,043
Arms to the left.
252
00:14:35,123 --> 00:14:37,243
Up on high, down below.
253
00:14:37,323 --> 00:14:39,643
And running on the spot again.
Knees up high.
254
00:14:41,443 --> 00:14:44,723
Come on, Lu. Bit more effort.
255
00:14:44,803 --> 00:14:48,803
That's it, that's it.
Strong arms, Lia, strong arms. Yep.
256
00:14:48,883 --> 00:14:52,523
Pump it. Pump it.
I'm pumping it, I'm pumping it.
257
00:14:52,603 --> 00:14:54,963
Pump. Take control.
Achieve your goal.
258
00:14:55,043 --> 00:14:56,923
All right, 20 burpees.
259
00:14:57,003 --> 00:15:00,323
What? Burpees?
260
00:15:01,643 --> 00:15:03,643
What has happened to your
energy levels, Slim?
261
00:15:03,723 --> 00:15:07,643
You managed burpees fine last month
and you never even broke a sweat.
262
00:15:07,723 --> 00:15:09,123
Yeah.
263
00:15:10,483 --> 00:15:12,923
Right, come on, change partners.
264
00:15:13,003 --> 00:15:16,163
No, no, no, no. Not you.
Finish those first.
265
00:15:24,443 --> 00:15:27,043
Oh, thank you. Well done.
Oh, lovely.
266
00:15:27,123 --> 00:15:30,283
Bye, Lu. How you feeling?
You know, it was amazing.
267
00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:32,523
I just can't wait to do it again.
268
00:15:32,603 --> 00:15:33,763
Great stuff. Thank you.
269
00:15:33,843 --> 00:15:38,123
Bye, Lu. See you. Bye then.
270
00:15:38,203 --> 00:15:40,723
Why can't folk tidy up
after themselves?
271
00:15:40,803 --> 00:15:43,403
Oh, not me this time, not guilty.
272
00:15:43,483 --> 00:15:46,363
Do you need a hand?
Nearly done. Thanks, Lu.
273
00:15:46,443 --> 00:15:48,203
Ah, thank goodness.
274
00:15:48,283 --> 00:15:50,243
Come here, you little devil!
275
00:15:53,603 --> 00:15:54,843
Bye then, Mary.
276
00:15:54,923 --> 00:15:58,123
I'm trying my best, but it's not
good enough for you.
277
00:15:58,203 --> 00:16:01,803
Nothing's ever good enough for you.
It's called motivation.
278
00:16:01,883 --> 00:16:03,923
I'm sick of it and I'm sick of you.
279
00:16:04,003 --> 00:16:06,483
How dare you! Just calm down, hm?
280
00:16:06,563 --> 00:16:09,643
Come on then, big man. Come on.
281
00:16:09,723 --> 00:16:11,403
I can't do this any more.
282
00:16:13,243 --> 00:16:15,363
I told you not to push him.
283
00:16:15,443 --> 00:16:16,563
Everything's fine.
284
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:20,403
Just a bit of Fatblasters
tough love.
285
00:16:20,483 --> 00:16:21,723
He'll be back.
286
00:16:22,843 --> 00:16:25,043
Stupid, stupid idiot!
287
00:16:26,003 --> 00:16:28,043
Ah, Jim.
288
00:16:29,283 --> 00:16:30,683
Are you OK?
289
00:16:30,763 --> 00:16:32,683
Oh, look, here.
290
00:16:35,843 --> 00:16:40,883
Ah, thanks. Sorry, I didn't mean to.
291
00:16:40,963 --> 00:16:45,563
It's all right.
Kit giving you a hard time, was he?
292
00:16:45,643 --> 00:16:49,043
Fatblasters is the only place
I've lost weight this quickly.
293
00:16:49,123 --> 00:16:52,803
And now I've blown it.
No, I'm sure they'll have you back.
294
00:16:52,883 --> 00:16:56,283
Thing is, I can't afford it.
295
00:16:56,363 --> 00:16:59,323
Yeah, I mean, it is a bit expensive.
296
00:16:59,403 --> 00:17:01,843
Spent it all on takeaway.
297
00:17:01,923 --> 00:17:03,163
Me too.
298
00:17:04,203 --> 00:17:06,163
I keep eating things
I really shouldn't.
299
00:17:06,243 --> 00:17:07,683
Biscuits, crisps, cakes.
300
00:17:07,763 --> 00:17:10,483
You know, the cake shop on the
high street that has the tangy...
301
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:12,683
The tangy little sweets on top. Oh!
302
00:17:12,763 --> 00:17:16,283
I've stopped buying
Fatblasters biscuits,
303
00:17:16,363 --> 00:17:18,043
can barely afford the membership.
304
00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:21,843
Do you think that's why he's giving
you a hard time?
305
00:17:24,083 --> 00:17:26,003
I shouldn't have overreacted.
306
00:17:26,083 --> 00:17:28,443
Listen, don't worry about it,
it's the stress.
307
00:17:28,523 --> 00:17:30,003
It's cake withdrawal.
308
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:32,083
Yeah.
309
00:17:33,563 --> 00:17:35,283
I should really apologise,
shouldn't I?
310
00:17:35,363 --> 00:17:37,763
Why don't you wait until tomorrow?
Let everyone calm down.
311
00:17:37,843 --> 00:17:42,723
You know, Things look better in
the morning. Yeah, I suppose so.
312
00:17:42,803 --> 00:17:44,803
Thanks Lu. It's all right.
313
00:17:46,323 --> 00:17:47,563
Goodnight.
314
00:17:49,003 --> 00:17:52,043
Oh, yeah, you can have them.
Thank you.
315
00:18:00,203 --> 00:18:01,323
Coming...
316
00:18:02,483 --> 00:18:04,203
Hi, Diana.
317
00:18:05,203 --> 00:18:06,643
Diana?
318
00:18:06,723 --> 00:18:08,123
Anyone there?
319
00:18:17,843 --> 00:18:19,363
Put money in thy purse.
320
00:18:19,443 --> 00:18:21,683
Yeah, no wonder Slim Jim can't
afford it.
321
00:18:21,763 --> 00:18:23,403
They must be making a fortune.
322
00:18:23,483 --> 00:18:25,643
Yeah, hook them in
and sell them tat.
323
00:18:32,363 --> 00:18:36,683
What? I'm busy doing my doodles.
324
00:18:38,003 --> 00:18:39,603
She is your sister.
325
00:18:41,403 --> 00:18:43,483
There you go, if you're such a fan.
326
00:18:44,883 --> 00:18:47,723
Shakespeare And Hathaway
Private Investigators.
327
00:18:47,803 --> 00:18:51,883
Lia! What a lovely surprise.
328
00:18:51,963 --> 00:18:53,923
Oh, I'm afraid Lu's not...
329
00:18:55,083 --> 00:18:56,163
A body?
330
00:18:59,323 --> 00:19:01,123
A postmortem is being carried out
331
00:19:01,203 --> 00:19:04,043
on the body which at present remains
unidentified.
332
00:19:04,123 --> 00:19:06,763
Whilst the precise cause of death
is yet to be confirmed,
333
00:19:06,843 --> 00:19:09,083
I can say this was a ferocious...
Is he wearing make-up?
334
00:19:09,163 --> 00:19:11,283
Yeah, a lot of men do now. We are
appealing to anyone...
335
00:19:11,363 --> 00:19:13,363
Yeah, Kit does.
336
00:19:13,443 --> 00:19:16,563
Men's grooming.
Biggest untapped market. Huh!
337
00:19:16,643 --> 00:19:18,923
Oh, thank goodness you're here.
338
00:19:19,003 --> 00:19:20,203
What's going on?
339
00:19:20,283 --> 00:19:23,843
It's just awful. Mary found a body.
340
00:19:23,923 --> 00:19:26,043
Oh, is she OK?
341
00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:28,603
No! She's just seen a man
with his skull caved in.
342
00:19:28,683 --> 00:19:30,643
Of course she's not OK. Who is it?
343
00:19:30,723 --> 00:19:32,963
They don't know because
the face was...
344
00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:38,883
Between you and me, I think
it might be Kit.
345
00:19:38,963 --> 00:19:41,323
Kit? Shut up!
346
00:19:41,403 --> 00:19:43,363
He was wearing his
monogrammed tracksuit.
347
00:19:43,443 --> 00:19:45,963
The one he was wearing last night,
baby blue?
348
00:19:46,043 --> 00:19:48,003
The blood will never come out of it.
349
00:19:48,963 --> 00:19:50,683
It's a cashmere blend.
350
00:19:52,083 --> 00:19:53,843
Doesn't mean it's definitely him
351
00:19:53,923 --> 00:19:56,203
because he was wearing
the same clothes.
352
00:19:57,363 --> 00:20:00,083
He's got a very
distinctive birthmark. Where?
353
00:20:01,203 --> 00:20:03,963
Oh. I'll, uh...
354
00:20:04,043 --> 00:20:05,963
Yeah, I'll go and find out
what's going on.
355
00:20:07,483 --> 00:20:08,723
What?
356
00:20:13,203 --> 00:20:15,803
What sort of deranged animal
could do that?
357
00:20:15,883 --> 00:20:19,163
Speaking of deranged animals,
what are you sniffing around here?
358
00:20:19,243 --> 00:20:21,523
Ah, Joseph, always a pleasure.
359
00:20:21,603 --> 00:20:22,763
Tough case?
360
00:20:22,843 --> 00:20:23,963
No, it's not.
361
00:20:24,043 --> 00:20:26,003
Looking a bit green around
the gills.
362
00:20:26,083 --> 00:20:27,283
No, I don't.
363
00:20:27,363 --> 00:20:29,443
It's probably just the make-up.
364
00:20:29,523 --> 00:20:31,723
What do you want?
I'm here on a related case.
365
00:20:31,803 --> 00:20:33,643
Just wondering if I could
be of assistance.
366
00:20:33,723 --> 00:20:34,843
YOU be of assistance?
367
00:20:34,923 --> 00:20:36,363
I'm only trying to be helpful.
368
00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:39,003
It'd be helpful if you kept
your nose out of my case.
369
00:20:40,603 --> 00:20:42,243
Sorry, sweet cheeks.
370
00:20:46,843 --> 00:20:49,923
It was like a scene from a
horror film. You poor thing.
371
00:20:50,003 --> 00:20:51,403
Like one of my nightmares.
372
00:20:51,483 --> 00:20:53,443
And you think it was Kit? Mm-hm.
373
00:20:53,523 --> 00:20:55,603
Can you think of anyone that would
want to hurt him?
374
00:20:55,683 --> 00:20:57,523
No, everyone adored him.
375
00:20:58,643 --> 00:21:00,163
I'm so sorry.
376
00:21:00,243 --> 00:21:02,883
It's devastating.
377
00:21:02,963 --> 00:21:05,003
Kit WAS Fatblasters.
378
00:21:06,283 --> 00:21:08,603
Who would have thought when
we left here last night...
379
00:21:08,683 --> 00:21:10,403
You left here together?
380
00:21:10,483 --> 00:21:12,443
I gave Mary a lift home.
381
00:21:12,523 --> 00:21:14,043
Such a savage attack.
382
00:21:14,123 --> 00:21:16,643
Don't think about it, Mary.
383
00:21:16,723 --> 00:21:18,883
Do you think it could be
business related?
384
00:21:18,963 --> 00:21:21,563
You know, is there anyone that
he fell out with recently or...?
385
00:21:21,643 --> 00:21:23,563
Val Twigg.
386
00:21:23,643 --> 00:21:25,403
Val? You know her?
387
00:21:25,483 --> 00:21:26,923
Sort of.
388
00:21:27,003 --> 00:21:28,323
She was here last night.
389
00:21:28,403 --> 00:21:29,723
Was she?
390
00:21:29,803 --> 00:21:31,683
Worse than a stalker.
What, Val?
391
00:21:31,763 --> 00:21:34,363
Hanging around like a bad smell.
392
00:21:36,283 --> 00:21:38,643
Do you think that Kit and Val
maybe were...?
393
00:21:38,723 --> 00:21:40,403
It was quite a shock.
394
00:21:40,483 --> 00:21:42,443
I thought he had better taste.
395
00:21:42,523 --> 00:21:44,283
But when he broke it off...
396
00:21:46,443 --> 00:21:50,403
It's her the police should be
talking to.
397
00:21:50,483 --> 00:21:52,243
Will you excuse us?
398
00:21:54,123 --> 00:21:55,883
I'll distract Keeler,
you talk to Val.
399
00:21:55,963 --> 00:21:57,403
Yeah.
400
00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:18,723
Hiya.
401
00:22:18,803 --> 00:22:20,563
I wondered if I could have a word.
402
00:22:20,643 --> 00:22:22,083
What is it?
403
00:22:22,163 --> 00:22:23,683
It's about Kit.
404
00:22:23,763 --> 00:22:25,243
You'd better come in.
405
00:22:25,323 --> 00:22:26,483
Thanks.
406
00:22:31,483 --> 00:22:34,643
Oh, you're not weighing in with
the Twiggsters, then?
407
00:22:34,723 --> 00:22:37,483
Oh, I was just testing them for...
408
00:22:38,923 --> 00:22:40,523
Who am I trying to kid?
409
00:22:40,603 --> 00:22:42,243
Twiggsters is just me.
410
00:22:43,403 --> 00:22:46,203
I don't suppose I could
offer you a discount?
411
00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:50,163
I'm busy, you know,
working on the case.
412
00:22:50,243 --> 00:22:52,483
Have you made any progress?
413
00:22:52,563 --> 00:22:55,523
I'm afraid I've got a bit
of bad news.
414
00:22:55,603 --> 00:22:57,523
Can things get much worse?
415
00:22:57,603 --> 00:23:00,083
They found a body at Fatblasters.
416
00:23:00,163 --> 00:23:01,523
A body?
417
00:23:01,603 --> 00:23:03,283
Yeah, they think it might be Kit.
418
00:23:04,403 --> 00:23:06,483
It can't be.
419
00:23:06,563 --> 00:23:08,563
I only saw him last night.
420
00:23:11,283 --> 00:23:12,603
You think I...
421
00:23:12,683 --> 00:23:15,803
I-I didn't. I-I couldn't.
422
00:23:15,883 --> 00:23:17,963
What time did you leave there
last night?
423
00:23:19,643 --> 00:23:21,883
Just before00, about five to.
424
00:23:23,363 --> 00:23:26,283
How come you never mentioned
your relationship with Kit?
425
00:23:34,003 --> 00:23:36,443
We met at a slimmers conference.
426
00:23:37,723 --> 00:23:39,963
He was one of the speakers there.
427
00:23:40,043 --> 00:23:42,163
All the women adored him.
428
00:23:42,243 --> 00:23:44,563
Hung on his every word.
429
00:23:44,643 --> 00:23:46,083
But he chose me.
430
00:23:46,163 --> 00:23:47,403
Mm.
431
00:23:47,483 --> 00:23:49,923
And like a fool.
432
00:23:53,323 --> 00:23:55,243
He was only interested in one thing.
433
00:23:56,483 --> 00:23:59,043
My members.
434
00:23:59,123 --> 00:24:00,683
Your members? Mm.
435
00:24:00,763 --> 00:24:03,163
Pumped me for information
on my business,
436
00:24:03,243 --> 00:24:05,603
even came along to my meetings.
437
00:24:05,683 --> 00:24:08,883
Then he dumped me, by text.
438
00:24:10,843 --> 00:24:13,203
What were you doing at Fatblasters
last night?
439
00:24:14,283 --> 00:24:17,763
He phoned me yesterday, out the
blue, said he wanted to see me.
440
00:24:19,203 --> 00:24:21,483
I am so pleased you could make it.
441
00:24:23,123 --> 00:24:25,563
Val, darling...
442
00:24:25,643 --> 00:24:27,363
..I'd like to make a proposal.
443
00:24:29,883 --> 00:24:31,763
Yes?
444
00:24:31,843 --> 00:24:35,443
A partnership, of sorts...
445
00:24:35,523 --> 00:24:37,403
..in Fatblasters.
446
00:24:37,483 --> 00:24:39,923
Fatblasters? Yeah.
447
00:24:41,923 --> 00:24:45,043
What about Diana?
Diana's history, forget about her.
448
00:24:45,123 --> 00:24:47,443
I'd be the frontman, obviously,
449
00:24:47,523 --> 00:24:50,523
and you could do all the back room,
paperworky stuff
450
00:24:50,603 --> 00:24:52,483
that you're so good at.
451
00:24:53,683 --> 00:24:56,963
You might want to slim down,
just a tad.
452
00:25:01,003 --> 00:25:02,083
Val!
453
00:25:02,163 --> 00:25:03,763
Val, it's all about the brand!
454
00:25:09,003 --> 00:25:11,483
You've got to help me.
I didn't kill him.
455
00:25:21,003 --> 00:25:22,403
Val Twigg? Yes.
456
00:25:22,483 --> 00:25:24,963
Valerie Twigg, I'm arresting you
on suspicion of the murder
457
00:25:25,043 --> 00:25:27,403
of Kit Willow. You do not have
to say anything, but it may harm
458
00:25:27,483 --> 00:25:29,963
your defence if you do not mention
when questioned something
459
00:25:30,043 --> 00:25:32,923
you later rely on in court. Anything
you do say may be given in evidence.
460
00:25:33,003 --> 00:25:34,723
Are you interfering with
my case again?
461
00:25:34,803 --> 00:25:37,083
No, I'm just visiting a client.
462
00:25:38,683 --> 00:25:41,963
You tell Frank Hathaway
I am not stupid.
463
00:25:45,283 --> 00:25:46,803
Our victim.
464
00:25:46,883 --> 00:25:48,923
Kit Willow, early 40s.
465
00:25:49,003 --> 00:25:51,723
Fatblasters' charismatic
slimming guru.
466
00:25:51,803 --> 00:25:55,963
And he met his business partner,
Diana Winter, in 2014
467
00:25:56,043 --> 00:25:59,083
at a slimming conference. She heard
him speak, and then, well...
468
00:25:59,163 --> 00:26:00,963
The cash rolled in. Yeah.
469
00:26:01,043 --> 00:26:03,563
If Diana's his business partner,
470
00:26:03,643 --> 00:26:06,323
why would she want to kill
Fatblasters' golden goose?
471
00:26:06,403 --> 00:26:09,123
Maybe she knew he wanted
to lay eggs with Val?
472
00:26:09,203 --> 00:26:12,123
Well, Diana claims that she left
Kit to lock up on his own
473
00:26:12,203 --> 00:26:14,243
that night, and she dropped
Mary home.
474
00:26:14,323 --> 00:26:15,843
Who is Mary?
475
00:26:15,923 --> 00:26:18,483
Oh, she's my slimming buddy.
Yeah, she's really sweet.
476
00:26:18,563 --> 00:26:19,963
Does she have a motive?
477
00:26:20,043 --> 00:26:22,803
Well, to be fair, she doesn't look
like she could take Kit on.
478
00:26:22,883 --> 00:26:24,683
Yeah, and anyway,
Diana dropped her home.
479
00:26:24,763 --> 00:26:26,163
They could have come back?
480
00:26:26,243 --> 00:26:28,243
Or it could have been
an opportunist?
481
00:26:28,323 --> 00:26:29,403
Nah.
482
00:26:29,483 --> 00:26:30,683
I've got a feeling in me guts.
483
00:26:30,763 --> 00:26:32,683
Hold it in.
484
00:26:32,763 --> 00:26:35,643
This has definitely got something
to do with Fatblasters.
485
00:26:35,723 --> 00:26:37,563
It's too brutal for a random attack.
486
00:26:37,643 --> 00:26:40,723
And there was a slimming biscuit
wrapper at the scene.
487
00:26:40,803 --> 00:26:43,163
Val had the motive and opportunity.
488
00:26:43,243 --> 00:26:44,563
Mm...
489
00:26:44,643 --> 00:26:47,123
She did seem surprised when
she found out he was dead.
490
00:26:47,203 --> 00:26:49,203
What about the sweaty one?
Slim Jim?
491
00:26:49,283 --> 00:26:52,203
Mm, Kit's his last hope
of losing weight.
492
00:26:52,283 --> 00:26:54,323
So, where does that leave us?
493
00:26:54,403 --> 00:26:56,203
Oh, I don't know.
494
00:26:57,723 --> 00:26:59,923
Look, we're going to have
to include your sister.
495
00:27:00,003 --> 00:27:01,163
What, Lia?!
496
00:27:01,243 --> 00:27:03,803
Well, she was a member of the
slimming club, she knew the victim,
497
00:27:03,883 --> 00:27:05,083
and she was there on the night.
498
00:27:05,163 --> 00:27:08,403
Yeah, she could have some
vital information.
499
00:27:08,483 --> 00:27:10,523
OK, I'll talk to her.
I'll come with you.
500
00:27:10,603 --> 00:27:11,803
No.
501
00:27:11,883 --> 00:27:14,963
Because I think the gentle approach
would be better.
502
00:27:15,043 --> 00:27:16,603
So, I'll come with you.
503
00:27:22,163 --> 00:27:23,443
Are you OK?
504
00:27:23,523 --> 00:27:25,643
Yeah, I'm fine.
I don't need a counsellor.
505
00:27:28,923 --> 00:27:31,683
Sorry. Sorry.
506
00:27:33,003 --> 00:27:36,523
It's just getting rid of all
Mum's stuff, it seems...
507
00:27:36,603 --> 00:27:38,923
It seems really final.
508
00:27:48,323 --> 00:27:50,443
Oh, hi.
509
00:27:50,523 --> 00:27:53,123
Oh, hello, Sebastian.
Lovely to see you.
510
00:27:53,203 --> 00:27:54,563
And you.
511
00:27:54,643 --> 00:27:56,243
Oh, excuse the mess.
512
00:27:56,323 --> 00:27:58,403
Oh, you should see the state
of my place.
513
00:27:58,483 --> 00:28:00,203
Is that an invitation?
514
00:28:01,723 --> 00:28:03,643
Yeah, yeah... So, we just
thought we'd come along
515
00:28:03,723 --> 00:28:05,523
and see how the plans for
the anniversary...
516
00:28:05,603 --> 00:28:07,643
Ow! Oh! Sorry.
517
00:28:07,723 --> 00:28:10,403
I've got a viewing in a minute,
so you'd better be quick.
518
00:28:10,483 --> 00:28:12,643
Charming. Have you sorted the
flowers out for Friday?
519
00:28:12,723 --> 00:28:14,883
What? No, you were supposed
to be sorting the flowers.
520
00:28:14,963 --> 00:28:16,483
Was I?
521
00:28:16,563 --> 00:28:18,003
Yes.
522
00:28:18,083 --> 00:28:19,843
Gosh, they're early!
523
00:28:23,523 --> 00:28:26,403
Oh... Oh, it's Diana.
524
00:28:26,483 --> 00:28:29,123
Hello, Diana. Hang on a minute.
525
00:28:35,083 --> 00:28:36,723
Is she OK?
526
00:28:36,803 --> 00:28:38,723
She seems a bit stressed.
527
00:28:38,803 --> 00:28:41,203
Yeah, well, she's not the only one.
528
00:28:41,283 --> 00:28:42,883
Hello, Diana.
529
00:28:42,963 --> 00:28:45,123
Oh, Lia, I'm so sorry to impose.
530
00:28:45,203 --> 00:28:48,203
No, no, not at all.
Come through, come through.
531
00:28:51,483 --> 00:28:53,283
Hello, Diana.
532
00:28:53,363 --> 00:28:55,723
Lu's just leaving.
What? Am I?
533
00:28:55,803 --> 00:28:57,963
I'm Sebastian, Lu's work colleague.
534
00:28:58,043 --> 00:29:00,723
So sorry for your loss. Oh...
535
00:29:00,803 --> 00:29:03,123
Everyone's been so kind.
536
00:29:03,203 --> 00:29:05,843
Slim Jim came round with flowers.
537
00:29:05,923 --> 00:29:09,323
People have left tributes
at the church hall.
538
00:29:09,403 --> 00:29:11,243
He was so loved.
539
00:29:11,323 --> 00:29:12,523
Mm..
540
00:29:12,603 --> 00:29:13,843
Well, not by everyone.
541
00:29:13,923 --> 00:29:15,843
Lu. Well, I mean, obviously.
542
00:29:15,923 --> 00:29:17,683
Someone wanted him dead.
543
00:29:17,763 --> 00:29:20,443
I think we'd better go, yes?
544
00:29:20,523 --> 00:29:22,323
Yes, I think you better had!
545
00:29:25,043 --> 00:29:27,483
I am so sorry, Diana.
546
00:29:27,563 --> 00:29:29,803
Now, I don't want you
to worry about anything.
547
00:29:29,883 --> 00:29:32,083
I'm going to ring all the members.
Oh, if you could.
548
00:29:32,163 --> 00:29:34,243
I'm going to tell them all
about what's happened,
549
00:29:34,323 --> 00:29:36,003
and I'm going to cancel
Kit's sessions.
550
00:29:36,083 --> 00:29:37,483
No!
551
00:29:37,563 --> 00:29:39,403
Oh...no.
552
00:29:39,483 --> 00:29:41,323
That won't be necessary.
553
00:29:41,403 --> 00:29:43,083
I'll take over.
554
00:29:43,163 --> 00:29:45,643
It's what he would have wanted.
555
00:29:45,723 --> 00:29:47,403
The show must go on.
556
00:29:47,483 --> 00:29:48,803
Hm?
557
00:29:51,683 --> 00:29:54,043
Erm, is Lia on something?
558
00:29:54,123 --> 00:29:55,883
Something not right.
559
00:29:55,963 --> 00:29:58,323
Look how clean and tidy
Diana's car is.
560
00:29:58,403 --> 00:30:00,483
Robyn only looks like this
when she's had a valet.
561
00:30:00,563 --> 00:30:02,603
Well, this has been valeted.
562
00:30:02,683 --> 00:30:04,163
Oh, yeah.
563
00:30:08,443 --> 00:30:10,403
Uh... Lu!
564
00:30:12,083 --> 00:30:15,883
Oh, just...missed a bit there,
so I was just...
565
00:30:15,963 --> 00:30:18,403
That's it. Looking good.
566
00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:19,603
Awkward.
567
00:30:21,203 --> 00:30:22,603
You go back to the office.
568
00:30:22,683 --> 00:30:25,123
I'm going to go back in
when Diana leaves.
569
00:30:25,203 --> 00:30:28,443
Are you sure that's wise?
570
00:30:28,523 --> 00:30:30,163
Yeah, I need to speak to Lia.
571
00:30:43,923 --> 00:30:45,603
Hello.
572
00:30:45,683 --> 00:30:47,283
Where's Lu?
573
00:30:47,363 --> 00:30:50,043
Oh, a change of plan.
She stayed behind.
574
00:30:50,123 --> 00:30:51,203
Oh.
575
00:30:51,283 --> 00:30:53,083
How were they?
576
00:30:54,163 --> 00:30:56,443
On a scale of one to ten?
577
00:30:56,523 --> 00:30:58,763
If one is...
578
00:30:58,843 --> 00:31:01,043
.and ten is...
579
00:31:01,123 --> 00:31:04,323
..then I would say nearer
death by dumbbell.
580
00:31:04,403 --> 00:31:07,163
But it is their mum's
anniversary tomorrow.
581
00:31:07,243 --> 00:31:09,483
Lu shouldn't really be working.
582
00:31:09,563 --> 00:31:10,843
Mm.
583
00:31:10,923 --> 00:31:12,563
Yeah, you're right.
584
00:31:12,643 --> 00:31:14,403
That's not what you said earlier.
585
00:31:15,763 --> 00:31:17,203
Hop to it, you!
586
00:31:17,283 --> 00:31:19,683
We've got to solve this case,
and quickly.
587
00:31:36,883 --> 00:31:38,723
How many of those have you had?
588
00:31:38,803 --> 00:31:40,483
Well, I've got to keep
my strength up.
589
00:31:40,563 --> 00:31:42,003
Aw!
590
00:31:42,083 --> 00:31:43,563
Poor Mum.
591
00:31:43,643 --> 00:31:44,843
Poor Mum?
592
00:31:44,923 --> 00:31:46,963
More like, poor us. What?
593
00:31:47,043 --> 00:31:49,683
Yeah. I mean she shamed us.
594
00:31:49,763 --> 00:31:51,923
She fell off a cruise liner
being groped by the captain.
595
00:31:52,003 --> 00:31:53,843
Don't talk about Mum like that.
596
00:31:53,923 --> 00:31:55,003
Why not?
597
00:31:55,083 --> 00:31:56,883
Because she was always
so lovely to you.
598
00:31:56,963 --> 00:31:58,683
No, she wasn't.
Yes, she was!
599
00:31:58,763 --> 00:32:00,323
She always thought you were perfect.
600
00:32:00,403 --> 00:32:02,003
No, she didn't!
She absolutely did.
601
00:32:02,083 --> 00:32:03,323
You were always her favourite.
602
00:32:03,403 --> 00:32:05,003
No, she was always going on
about you.
603
00:32:05,083 --> 00:32:07,203
It was always,
"Lu this and Lu that."
604
00:32:07,283 --> 00:32:09,883
Do you know she sent me every single
press cutting when you won that
605
00:32:09,963 --> 00:32:11,443
stupid hairdressing competition?
606
00:32:11,523 --> 00:32:13,003
Did she? Yeah.
607
00:32:13,083 --> 00:32:14,483
Imagine how I felt.
608
00:32:14,563 --> 00:32:16,963
Playing second fiddle
to a hairdresser.
609
00:32:17,043 --> 00:32:18,883
How dare you?!
610
00:32:18,963 --> 00:32:21,403
Get out! There's nothing wrong
with being a hairdresser!
611
00:32:21,483 --> 00:32:23,843
And, anyway, I'm a private
investigator now.
612
00:32:23,923 --> 00:32:25,563
What are you doing?
Get out!
613
00:32:25,643 --> 00:32:27,803
What are you doing?!
Just get out! Ow!
614
00:32:27,883 --> 00:32:31,763
You stupid, spoiled,
entitled, moo-moo!
615
00:32:33,163 --> 00:32:34,363
Moo-moo...
616
00:32:38,563 --> 00:32:39,923
I'm sorry, a barrage of biscuits?
617
00:32:40,003 --> 00:32:41,283
Yeah, in my face.
618
00:32:41,363 --> 00:32:43,323
I think you're right,
I think she might be on drugs.
619
00:32:43,403 --> 00:32:44,923
Who? Lia.
620
00:32:45,003 --> 00:32:46,283
Well, that would fit.
621
00:32:46,363 --> 00:32:48,763
Erratic behaviour,
aggression, nightmares.
622
00:32:48,843 --> 00:32:50,563
I thought she was clean living?
623
00:32:50,643 --> 00:32:52,003
She is, supposedly.
624
00:32:52,083 --> 00:32:54,363
Body's a temple,
and all that rubbish.
625
00:32:54,443 --> 00:32:55,603
Unless she was spiked.
626
00:32:55,683 --> 00:32:58,283
If this has been going on for
a while, she could be addicted.
627
00:32:58,363 --> 00:33:00,163
Yeah, and we'd have to
wean her off it.
628
00:33:00,243 --> 00:33:02,443
Yeah, but first we'd have
to work out what it is
629
00:33:02,523 --> 00:33:04,443
and how it's getting
into her system.
630
00:33:04,523 --> 00:33:06,123
Mary's been having nightmares.
631
00:33:06,203 --> 00:33:07,723
Has she? Yeah.
632
00:33:07,803 --> 00:33:10,643
Sebastian, do Fatblasters
have a vitamin tablet?
633
00:33:10,723 --> 00:33:12,043
They certainly do.
634
00:33:12,123 --> 00:33:14,883
Be easy enough to put some sort
of appetite suppressant in them.
635
00:33:14,963 --> 00:33:17,003
Yeah, but not into Lia.
She doesn't do tablets.
636
00:33:17,083 --> 00:33:18,483
Gag reflex.
637
00:33:19,643 --> 00:33:21,203
Erm...
638
00:33:22,963 --> 00:33:25,323
Oh. I mean, I know they
look like cardboard,
639
00:33:25,403 --> 00:33:27,483
but they're actually
really moreish...
640
00:33:30,203 --> 00:33:32,563
Oh, you little beauties.
641
00:33:32,643 --> 00:33:35,123
Sebastian, check out that factory.
642
00:33:53,483 --> 00:33:56,803
I know we're all deeply
shocked by what...
643
00:33:56,883 --> 00:34:00,043
Oh, welcome.
Come in, come in, join us.
644
00:34:00,123 --> 00:34:01,963
We'll weigh you both in later.
645
00:34:02,043 --> 00:34:04,643
You two better not be here
to cause any trouble.
646
00:34:07,163 --> 00:34:08,323
Mary.
647
00:34:09,603 --> 00:34:11,843
How have you been coping?
648
00:34:15,203 --> 00:34:17,323
I was just wondering.
Yes?
649
00:34:17,403 --> 00:34:19,083
Where do you get the drugs?
650
00:34:19,163 --> 00:34:20,483
Drugs?
651
00:34:20,563 --> 00:34:22,763
Oh, sorry, you must be
in the wrong group.
652
00:34:22,843 --> 00:34:25,363
Rehab is Monday afternoon.
653
00:34:25,443 --> 00:34:28,563
My name is Frank Hathaway.
654
00:34:28,643 --> 00:34:32,363
I work with Lu.
We're private investigators.
655
00:34:32,443 --> 00:34:35,443
A client of ours, Val Twigg,
is about to be charged
656
00:34:35,523 --> 00:34:36,523
with Kit's murder.
657
00:34:36,603 --> 00:34:38,163
Positivity!
658
00:34:38,243 --> 00:34:40,923
Positivity! Let's forget about...
659
00:34:41,003 --> 00:34:42,643
..murder.
660
00:34:42,723 --> 00:34:45,843
And the thing is,
we believe she's innocent.
661
00:34:45,923 --> 00:34:49,483
Val just wanted to know the secret
of Fatblasters' success.
662
00:34:49,563 --> 00:34:51,723
The group's miraculous weight loss
was achieved by...
663
00:34:51,803 --> 00:34:53,083
Will power!
664
00:34:53,163 --> 00:34:54,763
Drugs.
665
00:34:54,843 --> 00:34:57,243
A deadly designer drug,
called the Beast.
666
00:34:57,323 --> 00:34:59,803
It was hidden in the slimming
biscuits, would you believe?
667
00:34:59,883 --> 00:35:01,043
And it's highly addictive.
668
00:35:01,123 --> 00:35:02,443
With some nasty side-effects.
669
00:35:04,203 --> 00:35:05,803
This is ludicrous!
670
00:35:05,883 --> 00:35:07,363
Yes, it is ludicrous.
671
00:35:07,443 --> 00:35:09,003
Come on, you two. What?
672
00:35:09,083 --> 00:35:10,763
Get out. Lia...
Lu, get out. Get off!
673
00:35:10,843 --> 00:35:13,323
Extreme aggression,
nightmares, hallucinations.
674
00:35:13,403 --> 00:35:15,843
Get out! See?
All this manic behaviour!
675
00:35:15,923 --> 00:35:18,563
All these mood swings! One minute
you're up, the next you're down.
676
00:35:18,643 --> 00:35:20,403
Yeah, well, I'm bound to be upset
this week.
677
00:35:20,483 --> 00:35:21,883
I mean, it's Mum's anniversary!
678
00:35:21,963 --> 00:35:24,083
You assaulted me with a biscuit...!
679
00:35:24,163 --> 00:35:25,843
Excuse me.
680
00:35:25,923 --> 00:35:28,043
Wow. Erm...
681
00:35:28,123 --> 00:35:30,123
Do you always sweat like that?
682
00:35:30,203 --> 00:35:32,283
Oh, no. Just the last couple of...
683
00:35:32,363 --> 00:35:34,323
Couple of weeks?
684
00:35:34,403 --> 00:35:36,563
Yeah.
685
00:35:36,643 --> 00:35:37,923
It's withdrawal.
686
00:35:38,003 --> 00:35:39,243
Withdrawal.
687
00:35:39,323 --> 00:35:44,083
See, I believe the Beast caused
someone in this room...
688
00:35:44,163 --> 00:35:46,003
..to murder Kit.
689
00:35:46,083 --> 00:35:49,043
Kit had nothing to do with drugs.
690
00:35:49,123 --> 00:35:50,363
I agree.
691
00:35:50,443 --> 00:35:52,603
Thank you. Finally.
692
00:35:52,683 --> 00:35:55,563
It was you who masterminded
the Beast in the biscuit.
693
00:35:57,203 --> 00:35:59,043
The Beast in the biscuit.
694
00:36:03,643 --> 00:36:06,563
This is an invoice from
the factory made out to you.
695
00:36:06,643 --> 00:36:09,443
You honestly believe this guff?
696
00:36:09,523 --> 00:36:12,763
We know that Kit was looking
for another business partner.
697
00:36:12,843 --> 00:36:14,843
He called Val on the night
he was murdered,
698
00:36:14,923 --> 00:36:16,203
asked to meet her at the office.
699
00:36:16,283 --> 00:36:18,403
According to her,
she left at five to nine.
700
00:36:20,043 --> 00:36:22,163
It's all about the brand, Val!
701
00:36:29,443 --> 00:36:31,163
What the hell was she doing here?
702
00:36:31,243 --> 00:36:33,563
None of your business, Diana.
703
00:36:33,643 --> 00:36:35,203
Get out my way!
704
00:36:37,123 --> 00:36:38,683
Mary?
705
00:36:38,763 --> 00:36:41,843
How many of these slimming biscuits
are you having every day?
706
00:36:42,843 --> 00:36:44,923
Loads. Yeah.
707
00:36:45,003 --> 00:36:47,323
And are you on any medication?
708
00:36:47,403 --> 00:36:48,803
Yeah.
709
00:36:48,883 --> 00:36:51,963
You see, I think that the build-up
of the Beast in your system,
710
00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:54,043
along with the tablets
that you've been taking,
711
00:36:54,123 --> 00:36:56,283
has caused an extreme reaction.
712
00:37:02,883 --> 00:37:04,923
Thoughtless, lazy people!
713
00:37:08,243 --> 00:37:09,643
Kit! What?
714
00:37:09,723 --> 00:37:11,083
Please pick that up.
715
00:37:12,163 --> 00:37:14,643
Why don't you pick that up yourself,
Mrs Mop?
716
00:37:14,723 --> 00:37:16,123
That's what cleaners are paid for.
717
00:37:16,203 --> 00:37:17,523
Litterbug!
Ooh, I'm scared
718
00:37:17,603 --> 00:37:20,443
What you going to do, tickle me to
death with your feather duster?
719
00:37:22,923 --> 00:37:24,723
What the hell is going on?
720
00:37:24,803 --> 00:37:27,323
Show some respect!
721
00:37:27,403 --> 00:37:28,803
Mary...! Be responsible!
722
00:37:28,883 --> 00:37:30,803
And pick up your litter!
723
00:37:30,883 --> 00:37:32,363
What have you done?
724
00:37:34,003 --> 00:37:36,683
I was just having a word with Kit
about his littering.
725
00:37:39,683 --> 00:37:41,523
I...
726
00:37:41,603 --> 00:37:43,283
I fainted.
727
00:37:43,363 --> 00:37:45,083
Isn't that right, Diana?
728
00:37:45,163 --> 00:37:49,803
There is no evidence to prove
this fantasy story.
729
00:37:49,883 --> 00:37:51,443
Maybe you're the one on drugs!
730
00:37:51,523 --> 00:37:53,203
Just tell me the truth.
731
00:37:53,283 --> 00:37:56,243
This had nothing to do with me!
732
00:37:56,323 --> 00:37:59,603
Why did you get your car valeted
the next morning, then?
733
00:37:59,683 --> 00:38:02,163
The vall-et said... Val-ay.
734
00:38:02,243 --> 00:38:07,203
The VALET said you told them
it was your injured pet dog.
735
00:38:09,803 --> 00:38:12,203
It was Kit's blood on Mary's
clothing that stained
736
00:38:12,283 --> 00:38:15,203
the front passenger seat.
737
00:38:15,283 --> 00:38:17,203
You didn't want a drug scandal,
738
00:38:17,283 --> 00:38:19,643
so you drove Mary away
from the scene of the crime.
739
00:38:19,723 --> 00:38:22,843
So what if I helped
a friend in need?
740
00:38:22,923 --> 00:38:24,243
I didn't murder him!
741
00:38:24,323 --> 00:38:27,323
You assisted an offender and
withheld vital information.
742
00:38:27,403 --> 00:38:29,283
As well as drugging everyone.
743
00:38:30,843 --> 00:38:33,443
Shut door upon me,
744
00:38:33,523 --> 00:38:38,203
and so give me up to the sharp'st
kind of justice.
745
00:38:39,283 --> 00:38:41,083
DS Keeler? It's Frank.
746
00:38:42,443 --> 00:38:44,203
Hathaway.
747
00:38:44,283 --> 00:38:46,363
Listen, you better get down
to the church hall.
748
00:38:46,443 --> 00:38:47,763
I think we've solved the case.
749
00:38:47,843 --> 00:38:50,243
How could I have done
that to Kit...?!
750
00:38:50,323 --> 00:38:51,363
Oh.
751
00:38:51,443 --> 00:38:53,363
Mary, it's not your fault.
752
00:38:53,443 --> 00:38:56,283
None of us have been ourselves
these last few weeks.
753
00:38:56,363 --> 00:38:59,003
You didn't murder anybody...!
754
00:39:00,843 --> 00:39:03,203
It wasn't you, Mary.
755
00:39:03,283 --> 00:39:05,123
It was the drugs.
756
00:39:05,203 --> 00:39:07,163
Ugh.
757
00:39:09,363 --> 00:39:10,443
Ugh...
758
00:39:11,683 --> 00:39:12,963
Hey, Joe!
759
00:39:13,043 --> 00:39:14,803
Maybe you should put
your make-up back on,
760
00:39:14,883 --> 00:39:16,523
call another press conference!
761
00:39:16,603 --> 00:39:19,443
Announce Val's release
after her wrongful arrest.
762
00:39:19,523 --> 00:39:21,243
Hilarious. Yeah...!
763
00:39:21,323 --> 00:39:22,723
Poor Mary.
764
00:39:22,803 --> 00:39:25,483
Well, if they can prove she was
acting under the influence of drugs,
765
00:39:25,563 --> 00:39:27,963
they might be able to argue
for diminished responsibility.
766
00:39:28,043 --> 00:39:30,563
I hope so. She was hardly in
her right mind, was she?
767
00:39:30,643 --> 00:39:32,643
Oh, that is good news.
768
00:39:32,723 --> 00:39:35,163
Means I don't have to apologise
for my appalling behaviour.
769
00:39:35,243 --> 00:39:36,723
Oh, typical.
770
00:39:36,803 --> 00:39:39,843
Erm, not even a little apology?
771
00:39:39,923 --> 00:39:41,043
No.
772
00:39:42,163 --> 00:39:45,163
Teeny tiny apology?
Oh...
773
00:39:45,243 --> 00:39:46,523
All right.
774
00:39:46,603 --> 00:39:48,083
Sorry, Lu.
775
00:39:48,163 --> 00:39:49,403
Aw!
776
00:39:49,483 --> 00:39:53,883
And, really, we should be
thanking Lia...in a way.
777
00:39:53,963 --> 00:39:57,483
Because were it not for her timely
biscuit bombardment,
778
00:39:57,563 --> 00:39:59,883
we might never have solved
the case.
779
00:40:02,443 --> 00:40:03,883
Thanks, yeah... Thanks. Great.
780
00:40:03,963 --> 00:40:05,523
There we go.
781
00:40:05,603 --> 00:40:09,283
A joint Shakespeare and Hathaway
family effort!
782
00:40:09,363 --> 00:40:11,203
Oh, don't look like that.
783
00:40:11,283 --> 00:40:12,643
I'm going home tomorrow, anyway.
784
00:40:12,723 --> 00:40:14,163
What?
785
00:40:16,083 --> 00:40:18,203
We've had an offer on Mum's house.
786
00:40:18,283 --> 00:40:20,123
Full asking price.
787
00:40:20,203 --> 00:40:22,563
Oh, right. Well, that was quick.
788
00:40:22,643 --> 00:40:24,043
Yeah, I know.
789
00:40:24,123 --> 00:40:27,443
Young family, two girls.
790
00:40:27,523 --> 00:40:30,363
Two girls, eh? Hm.
791
00:40:30,443 --> 00:40:33,563
Do you think they'll argue over
who gets the biggest room?
792
00:40:33,643 --> 00:40:35,043
Yeah, probably.
793
00:40:36,363 --> 00:40:38,283
And do you think the old,
bossy one will win?
794
00:40:38,363 --> 00:40:40,683
No. I think the young,
tubby one will.
795
00:40:49,523 --> 00:40:51,243
Well, the plaque's nice.
796
00:40:51,323 --> 00:40:52,603
Yeah.
797
00:40:52,683 --> 00:40:54,483
And the flowers are...
798
00:40:54,563 --> 00:40:58,483
I asked for a traditional bouquet
in her favourite colours.
799
00:41:01,003 --> 00:41:02,843
She always hated blue...!
800
00:41:02,923 --> 00:41:04,203
Hated it...!
801
00:41:05,723 --> 00:41:07,763
And she hated benches...!
802
00:41:08,923 --> 00:41:11,043
She hated me.
803
00:41:11,123 --> 00:41:13,563
She did.
804
00:41:16,963 --> 00:41:19,043
All's well that ends well.
805
00:41:19,123 --> 00:41:20,883
Look. Huh?
806
00:41:20,963 --> 00:41:23,683
Genevieve's favourite. Oh!
807
00:41:23,763 --> 00:41:27,043
With pineapple.
How did you know?
808
00:41:27,123 --> 00:41:29,603
A detective never reveals
his sources.
809
00:41:29,683 --> 00:41:34,443
Mum developed her love of pizza and
red wine on a holiday in Naples.
810
00:41:36,843 --> 00:41:38,323
Hide the evidence!
811
00:41:40,763 --> 00:41:42,363
Hello! Val!
812
00:41:42,443 --> 00:41:44,843
Wow, you look amazing.
Oh, thanks.
813
00:41:44,923 --> 00:41:46,083
Well, Jim said it was you.
814
00:41:46,163 --> 00:41:48,403
Jim? Jim!
815
00:41:48,483 --> 00:41:50,523
Oh. Hey, Jim! Hey, Jim!
816
00:41:50,603 --> 00:41:52,003
New members?
817
00:41:52,083 --> 00:41:53,923
Some old, some new.
818
00:41:54,003 --> 00:41:55,403
Oh, that's brilliant.
819
00:41:55,483 --> 00:41:57,243
I just want to say thanks.
820
00:41:57,323 --> 00:42:00,403
Twiggsters wouldn't have survived
if it weren't for you.
821
00:42:00,483 --> 00:42:02,403
Better go, don't want to keep
the group waiting.
822
00:42:02,483 --> 00:42:03,723
Bye.
823
00:42:03,803 --> 00:42:05,403
Bye-bye. Bye, Val!
824
00:42:05,483 --> 00:42:06,843
I like Val...
825
00:42:08,363 --> 00:42:10,123
To Genevieve.
826
00:42:10,203 --> 00:42:11,723
To Mum. To Mum.
827
00:42:11,803 --> 00:42:14,043
Cheers. Cheers. Cheers.
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