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Hi, Peg.
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You must have misunderstood me
this morning.
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I said you should buy a vegetable.
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And I guess I must have misunderstood
you last night when you said:
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"Brace yourself.
This time it's gonna be good."
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- Any mail?
- Oh, yeah.
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Something did come today.
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Let's see, what did it say?
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"Open immediately. Urgent.
Do not delay."
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Something like that.
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Gee, where could it be?
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Here it is.
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Oh, good.
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Those ashes from Sharper Image
I ordered came.
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Hey, this is from
Polk High School.
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What could they be writing to me
about after all these years?
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Well, maybe they've retired your stall
in the boys' bathroom.
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Hot diggety, dog diggety.
Boom. What you do to me.
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Hey, look!
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They want me to introduce
the football team's MVP...
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...At the homecoming dance,
Friday night.
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"We're seeking one of the great football
heroes of the Chicago-land area.
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That's why we've asked you...
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...Mr. Gale Sayers..."
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No, that's crossed out.
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"Mr. Jim McMahon." Crossed out.
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"Mr. Walter Payton,
Mr. Mike Singletary...
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...Mr. Abe Vigoda"?
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All crossed out. Here we go.
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"Mr. Alf Bundy."
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They still remember.
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Oh, Alf.
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Yup. And I'll bet they'll wanna
hear a speech.
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I've got much to say to America's youth.
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If I could just help one kid not marry,
my job is done.
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Did you hear that?
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You'd think a science teacher
would have more dignity.
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So everyone will be at the homecoming
dance. Where are you gonna be?
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Hey, I'll be there. With a date.
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Who's gonna be the girl this year,
you or Joey?
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Ho-ho, one over easy.
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I got me a hot date. Heather McCoy.
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Heather McCoy? The one you were
in love with in sixth grade?
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Who took you skinny-dipping,
stole your clothes...
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...Then ran your underwear up a flagpole?
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Yup.
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Why don't you go out
with somebody who likes you?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
Buck has outgrown his party dress.
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Good one, human trampoline.
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As it happens,
Heather's quite taken with me.
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Why would someone as popular
as Heather McCoy...
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...Wanna go out with someone
as popular as eye-snot?
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Hush, hush, sweet harlot.
Here she comes.
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Hi, Bud. Are we still on
for the dance Friday?
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I shall drink in your beauty...
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...As the bee does the nectar of the flower.
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Isn't he a dream?
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How did you do that?
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Research.
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I've been studying her
since the sixth grade...
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...Plotting, planning,
cataloging her likes and dislikes.
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And now, the time is right to strike...
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...For I am at the zenith of my studliness.
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Five long years and now,
finally, she's mine.
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You still love her, huh?
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Nope.
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I'm after revenge, baby.
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Sweet, pure, uncut revenge.
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Why bother?
I mean, that was five years ago.
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Nobody remembers your underwear
up on a flagpole.
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I pledge allegiance...
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...To the underwear of...
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...The united shorts of Bud Bundy.
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Yeah, no one but the 75 kids
who do that to me every day.
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That's why I'm gonna get Heather McCoy.
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Phase one is now completed.
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What's phase two, you touch her
on the knee and then start to cry?
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Not quite, O-she-whose-head-
can-never-be-seen-in-a-car.
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Phase two comes Friday.
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We dance, she's looking up at me...
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...Engulfed in the cool that is I.
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And then, at 10:00 sharp,
I dance her over to the big floor vent...
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...Which, by Friday, will be set on a timer.
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And at precisely 10, an industrial fan
whooshes through the vent...
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...Like Dad on a bologna bender...
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...And blows her dress up.
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And the world will see her underwear!
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Revenge! Revenge!
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Tonight at 8, what's black and white
and funny all over?
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Gary Coleman and Ned Beatty are:
Ethan and the Jackal .
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Two wrongly fired Harvard professors
who love the classics and hate crime.
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Come, watch us now.
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Hi, Peggy.
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Gee, you know, I was thinking.
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Maybe I ought to take a picture
of your behind.
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That way, if the couch was ever stolen...
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...The police could match the prints
with at least one of the cushions.
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Oh, come on, Al.
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You know you love your honey buns.
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Remember? You used to rub them
every night before you went to sleep.
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It's just that I hate to go to sleep
with the smell of feet on my hands.
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All right, now be quiet,
let me work on my speech here.
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Look, Al, all they want you to do
is to announce this year's MVP...
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...And then slink off into the shadows
of obscurity, where you belong.
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It's just killing you that
someone remembers me, isn't it?
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That someone thinks of me as
more than just a shoe salesman...
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...Or the family wallet...
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...Or the running joke at the beauty parlor.
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These people want me
because I'm a genuine football hero.
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They'll probably wanna see
some mementos too.
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Where's my old football helmet?
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Well, judging from the shape of your head...
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...I'd say your scalp grew over it.
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You know, when you talk like this,
I just wanna get down on my knees...
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...And bite your ankles like a pit bull.
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All right, Peg, let the couch
have a little air, and go get that helmet.
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And other symbols of my heroism.
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Oh, all right.
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Nobody cares, though.
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Go, go.
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I am Al Bundy.
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Pause for applause.
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The ovation dies down.
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They sit.
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Dad, I need to talk to you for a second.
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Bud, I'm working on a speech right now.
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Dad, when you were in school,
did a girl ever do something to you...
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...Something so rotten, it ruined your life?
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Yes, and you call that girl "Mom" now.
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Well, what if she didn't
actually marry me...
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...But still did something real bad?
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If you were gonna get revenge,
that wouldn't be wrong, would it?
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Son, let me tell you
something about revenge.
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Now, this is something
you're going to have to learn...
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...Before you can truly call yourself a man.
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Revenge...
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...Is great.
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It's phenomenal.
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It's the only thing that separates us
from the animals.
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It's why I stay with your mother.
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Now, son, if you have a chance to
get back at a girl who's wronged you...
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...Do it.
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Do it now, do it good, do it twice.
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There'll be many women in your life, son...
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...But the one you got revenge on
will always be the sweetest of them all.
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Thanks, Dad.
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Hey.
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Humiliate her for me, son.
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You got it, Dad.
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Husband, father, speaker.
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How do I do it all?
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Hey, did you find any of my
football mementos to show the fans?
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Oh, I certainly did.
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Your athletic supporter.
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Gee. "X.S."
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Must stand for "extra snug," huh?
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Would you like me to write
"front" and "back" on these...
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...Like I do on your underwear?
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Or do you think that this
"R.I.P." says it all?
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As long as we're writing
on each other's underwear...
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...Why don't you pass me a pair of yours
so I can draw the skull and crossbones.
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Get that, will you, sweetheart?
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Hi. Hope I'm not interrupting anything.
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I just wanted you to know
I'm holding up well...
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...After being deserted by my husband.
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What was his name?
Oh, yes. Doody-face.
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Anyway, I know you're concerned...
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...Despite the fact that you
haven't called, or stopped by...
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...Or even veered to the left
when I was lying in your driveway.
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Well, Marcie, it's not that we don't care.
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It's just that the McNuggets
were getting cold.
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Oh. Well.
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No one could expect you
to care about a friend...
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...When you've got a greasy bag
of fried vittles a-cooling.
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But to answer the question
"How's she doing now?"
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The answer is, "She's doing fine."
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The crisis is over.
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No more sitting at home for me.
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I'm gonna go out there
and grab me a pocketful of life.
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I'm gonna go, I'm gonna do,
I'm gonna experience everything...
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...This bowl of cherries
we call "life" has to offer.
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So watch out, world!
Here comes Marcie Rhoades!
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So what you doing?
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I'm trying to write a speech for
the homecoming dance tomorrow night.
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Can I go? I'm so alone. Please?
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Just some sort of human contact.
A voice other than my own.
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Oh, please, God, throw a dog a bone.
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Oh, Al, my heart goes out to her.
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We should let Marcie come.
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She can buy gas and dinner afterwards.
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Oh, all right. As long as I got you here,
let me try something out on you.
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Now, in my speech,
I'm using a visual aid...
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...To point out to the students
the pitfalls in life.
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This...
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...Is your brain.
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This is your brain...
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...On marriage.
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Any questions?
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But to answer the question
"How's she doing now?"
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The answer is, "She's doing fine."
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Students. Students...
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...And fellow homecoming-ers.
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I'd like to introduce our guest speaker.
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I was hoping to introduce someone famous...
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...Or even interesting.
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Instead, I give you Al Bundy...
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...Polk High's Most Valuable Player of 1966.
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Mr. Bundy?
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Thank you.
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This is your brain.
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Here we are, my dear.
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May I say, that's a lovely dress.
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So light and airy.
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You should get a picture of me in it.
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Oh, I will. I already bought the frame.
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Kelly, thanks for coming
to the dance with me.
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Why wouldn't I?
You're the only one for me, Jeff.
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Rick.
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Right. Could you go get me some punch?
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Kelly, thanks for meeting me tonight.
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Why wouldn't I?
You're the only one for me, Rick.
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Jeff.
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Right. Could you go get me some punch?
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Sure, before you marry them,
all women like football.
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But as soon as you say "I do,"
they put on 40 pounds...
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...And the only hike you'll see
is them hiking up their pants...
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...Before they weld their butts to the sofa
for the rest of their worthless lives.
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I work for a living.
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Could I trouble you for a light?
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Could I trouble you for a light?
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Thank you.
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Hi there. I'm Blum.
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Electrical shop?
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What would you say to you and me
behind the bleachers?
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It would never work out.
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There's a light back there.
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I could see you.
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You know, I'm really sorry about
what I did to you in the sixth grade.
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Did you do something to me
in the sixth grade?
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Yeah, you know,
your underwear up the flagpole?
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Was that you?
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I'd totally forgotten.
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Anyway, I was cruel to you.
And I'm really sorry.
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Excuse me.
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You're the only one for me--
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Bud, what are you doing?
Can't you see that I was working?
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Kel, I'm thinking about calling it off.
248
00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:22,675
I mean, she's sorry, and she really
likes me now. She told me so.
249
00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:25,945
Bud, don't be a sucker your whole life.
250
00:17:26,112 --> 00:17:28,281
Let me tell you something
about men and women:
251
00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:30,984
We're liars, and you're all idiots.
252
00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:33,787
Watch.
253
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:36,389
I really like you.
254
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,124
Really?
255
00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:41,628
Hey, everybody! Kelly likes me!
256
00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:43,730
Could I have your watch?
257
00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:46,833
Well, it's my dad's.
258
00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:51,304
But sure.
259
00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:52,705
Wait till the guys hear.
260
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,141
Hey, she likes me!
261
00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:01,614
The prostitution rests.
262
00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:13,059
So, what you're saying, in your own
little talking-chimp kind of way...
263
00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:15,228
...Is that she really doesn't like me?
264
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:16,930
How could she?
265
00:18:18,031 --> 00:18:19,432
You're right.
266
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:23,169
Tonight, at 10:00, the curtain
goes up on Heather McCoy.
267
00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:30,977
And you wanna talk flying wedge?
Let's talk about my mother-in-law.
268
00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:33,813
People overuse the phrase,
"As big as the earth"...
269
00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:38,318
...But kids, try to picture everyone
you've ever known under one muumuu.
270
00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:41,788
I love being single.
271
00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:44,324
I'm at peace with myself, really.
272
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:46,192
Oh, God.
273
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:53,166
I'll bet you don't know
what I got in my pocket.
274
00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:56,936
The rest of your belly?
275
00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:02,008
Nope. The key to the teachers' lounge.
276
00:19:02,175 --> 00:19:07,013
So what say to you, me
and a whole lot of carpet?
277
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:12,285
While I can't say that football is
a metaphor for every aspect of life...
278
00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:14,754
...There are similarities.
279
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,563
My wedding night, for example...
280
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,768
Shoes.
281
00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:31,704
No kind of life for a man.
282
00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:38,878
You know, I'm really glad
I came here with you tonight.
283
00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:41,080
You're so decent. A gentleman.
284
00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:45,285
Wearing deodorant too.
Wanna smell?
285
00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:47,587
That's all right.
286
00:19:48,121 --> 00:19:50,590
Listen, let's go someplace, okay?
287
00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:53,726
In a minute.
288
00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:59,265
I know. I owe you a skinny-dip.
289
00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:00,967
What do you say?
290
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:11,477
Let's go.
291
00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:22,088
What do I have to do
to get someone to notice me?
292
00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:35,368
Now...
293
00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:38,271
...The moment you've all been waiting for.
294
00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:40,506
The recount...
295
00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:43,376
...Of my last game at Polk High.
296
00:20:44,510 --> 00:20:46,980
It was a frosty evening in November.
297
00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:49,649
No, no, no. Enough.
298
00:20:49,816 --> 00:20:52,752
Hi, my name is Peggy...
299
00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:54,654
...Smith.
300
00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:59,792
And I, like you, can't take this anymore.
301
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:04,230
So now, I would like
to introduce this year's MVP.
302
00:21:11,204 --> 00:21:13,373
Bundy! Bundy! Bundy!
303
00:21:13,539 --> 00:21:16,242
Bundy! Bundy! Bundy! Bundy!
304
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:28,054
Bud, you can come out now.
I have a present for you.
305
00:21:32,058 --> 00:21:34,060
Thanks, Kel.
306
00:21:34,227 --> 00:21:36,629
I can't believe she did this to me again.
307
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:38,498
How am I gonna show my face in school?
308
00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:42,502
Like you always do.
From behind a wall of Clearasil.
309
00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:44,604
Gee, thanks, sis.
310
00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:48,975
I'm glad to know when I'm feeling low,
you're there to make me feel like ooze.
311
00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:51,477
Oh, chill out, you little toadstool.
312
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:55,348
Believe me, tomorrow at school,
nobody's gonna be talking about you.
313
00:21:55,515 --> 00:21:56,849
What do you mean?
314
00:21:57,016 --> 00:21:59,519
Just come to school early
and bring a camera.
315
00:21:59,686 --> 00:22:02,388
Trust me, Heather and I
had a chat out in the hall...
316
00:22:02,555 --> 00:22:05,058
...And we worked things out like ladies.
317
00:22:18,538 --> 00:22:20,406
Buck, come here, boy.
318
00:22:20,573 --> 00:22:22,675
Come here, boy.
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