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Boy, I love the rain.
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Have ever since
I was a little boy.
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Dad used to say rain is the sound
of angels flushing.
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Good night, Peg
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Al...
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No, Peg, I'm tired.
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Come on, honey.
You don't have to be awake.
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Just the usual, "I'm done,
how about you?" will be fine.
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Oh, come on.
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Look, let's compromise.
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I'll set the alarm clock for two.
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That way you can get a little rest.
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And I'll wile away the time listening
to your body ferment.
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Great, I'm the only guy in the world that
has to wake up to have a nightmare.
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- Good night, honey.
- Good night. I'll see you at two.
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Peg. Peg the roof's leaking.
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It's raining on the bed.
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Well, it's nice and dry on my side, honey.
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You mean you'd switch with me, Peg?
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No. Oh, come on, Al. Let's do it.
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Show Mommy you can beat the lightning.
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I'm gonna fix the roof.
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Now, why would you want to go up there...
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...When you could stay here and fix me?
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Because when I'm done,
the roof won't ask me to fix it again.
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Bud! Kelly!
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What is it, Mom? Creditors?
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- I'll go boil the water.
- No, no, no. Not this time.
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Now, sit down, kids.
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Now, look. I know sometimes you feel
you don't see enough of your dad.
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And you think he's maybe
too busy to care for us.
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Well, get ready, because your father
is about to do something for us...
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...That we'll never forget.
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And I want us all to enjoy it as a family.
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Now, just look over at that window.
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About...
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...Now.
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All right! That was really great.
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- Okay, kids, back to bed.
- Thanks, Mom. Tell Dad he was cool.
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Yeah.
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You know, I'm gonna do
something special for him.
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I'm gonna give him back his wallet.
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B-but not the cash.
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We didn't see him land.
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1:57...
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Oh, honey, you fell.
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Yes, cupcake...
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...I fell.
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But obviously not far enough.
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Poor baby. You must be hurt.
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Why don't you go to sleep now.
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Well, I'll be darned.
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Is it two already?
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All aboard!
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Boy, look at that rain come down.
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It's not fit for man or beast.
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All right, who's going up with me?
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Besides Bud.
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Dad, if you really expect someone
to go up on that roof with you...
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...They'd have to be a total moron.
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Oh, no. I'm not going up there.
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Al, be sensible.
Just call a professional roofer.
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There. Right there, Peg,
is the problem with America.
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We've lost our spirit of self-reliance.
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Something's leaking, call someone.
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Something's broken, call someone.
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One of the kids suffers
a ruptured appendix, call someone.
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Whatever happened to the old
American spirit of "I can fix it myself"?
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What happened to rugged American manhood?
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We don't know yet, Dad.
Kelly's tests aren't back from the lab.
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Chew Dad's sock.
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Eat Mom's food.
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We're missing the point here.
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I want to inspire you guys
to great heights.
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Bud, you could be a doctor
or a lawyer. Kelly...
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You could button your own coat.
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Anyhow, I want you guys to see
what one Bundy can accomplish.
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I want you to say,
"There's no task Daddy can't do."
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Then they'd better not ask me.
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Dent a cushion, Peg.
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Anyhow, guys, Bundy men
have always been masters of their fate.
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Remember Grandpa Bundy? He sure
knew his way around a toolbox.
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There was a fixin' man.
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You mean Grandpa Hook?
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Yeah, well, circular saws
were new back then.
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But, damn it, he carved his own
hook afterwards. He carried on.
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You didn't see him calling someone.
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Well, it would have been difficult
for him to hold the phone.
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You know, he only had one finger
left on that other hand.
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After that mix-up with the nail gun.
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One finger is all a real American needs.
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Scoff if you will, but Grandpa Hook's
blood runs in my veins.
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I will fix this roof and show you all
that Daddy can do it.
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Mom, does this mean that Daddy's
too cheap to call a roofer?
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Now, honey, let's give
your father some credit.
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He may just be too stupid.
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Now, we all know Daddy's gonna fall.
You know what you've got to do.
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- Get the camera.
- Get the camera.
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No. We actually have enough pictures...
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...Of Daddy on the floor
in the wedding album.
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Go get the old wading pool
out of the garage...
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...Paint "Here comes stupid"
on the bottom of it...
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...And hold it under him.
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Well, that pool's kind of old.
Won't Dad fall right through it?
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We'll just hold it closer to the ground.
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God, you're a moron.
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Peggy, you won't believe the good news.
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Steve just called.
He finally got a job.
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He sounded very excited.
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- What's he gonna be doing?
- I don't know, but I bet it's big.
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He sounded like the old Steve
on the phone.
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Confident, proud, moneygrubbing.
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Oh, I can't wait to see him.
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His tie swinging erectly in the wind.
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His taut buttocks yearning to break
free from their gabardine bonds.
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Peggy, I finally have my Steve back.
So here...
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...I'm returning your shower massage.
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If only it could
take out the garbage, huh?
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Hi, Marcie. I'm glad you're here.
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Bring that second income to Mommy.
How much are you making?
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Well, Marcie, now,
it's not how much you make...
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...It's how meaningful the work is to you.
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Sure it is. How much?
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Well, actually,
I'm making $3.40 an hour.
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What do you do?
Dance in the park in your underwear?
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You happen to be looking at
the new pet handler...
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...And executive cage cleaner at Slithers...
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...Chicago's fifth-largest
exotic pet emporium.
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I guess you'll be wanting this back.
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Oh, Marcie, it's the greatest
job in the world.
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And I brought home a little friend.
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It's Scoopie.
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Scoopie is a Peruvian devil gerbil.
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But don't let the name fool you.
He's really quite friendly.
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Only the female of the species
is actually poisonous.
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Isn't he cute?
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Bud, Kelly, come see this!
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No!
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What is that, Mom?
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Oh, cool. Food!
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- I'll get the mayo!
- Okay.
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This is not food, you druids.
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This is love on paws. Look.
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- You must be very proud, Marcie.
- Proud as punch.
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Why, Steve, this is just the beginning.
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With hard work and study,
you could actually work your way up...
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...To cleaning up the doody
of even bigger animals.
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Maybe even people.
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Come on, Marcie.
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Here. Just let him nest on your shoulder.
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- Bond with him.
- Steve!
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He's crawling down my blouse!
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He's biting me!
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Believe me, if he were biting you,
it'd be a lot more painful.
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You'd be screaming and everything.
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Marcie, he's just playing!
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Don't roll on the lawn!
You'll hurt him!
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Oh, poor Marcie.
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Help me.
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I wish there was something
we could do for her.
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- I hate to see people in pain.
- I'm dying.
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Al, you're tracking mud on the carpet.
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Well, it's not all mud.
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Some of it's colon.
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So did you fix the roof, Daddy?
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No, pumpkin, I didn't.
When I got up there, I saw this hole...
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...But I figured it'd be a lot more fun to
take a header off the roof into the yard.
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Of course I fixed it.
I said I'd fix it, and I fixed it.
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So I guess we all know
what Daddy can do now.
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Loser no more, eh, Dad?
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- Can we call a roofer now?
- No, we can't.
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I'm going back up there. But this time,
I'm going up with the right equipment.
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A Wile E. Coyote mask?
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No, my love. The thing to do
is to have the right shoe.
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And the left one too, Dad.
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Thank you, honey.
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Now, damn it, I said I'd fix
that roof, and fix it I will!
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This is one man against nature.
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And that man happens to be
Al Bundy.
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And as God is my witness,
I'll never be wet again!
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Shut up, Peg.
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How many more holes
did you put in the roof...
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...By walking on it in spiked golf shoes?
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And by the way, honey...
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...This time on your way down,
you took out our TV antenna.
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I'm sorry, Peg, but I needed something
to break my fall.
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Since there was no live wire
or your neck handy...
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...I grabbed the first thing
that hit my face.
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Well, you know, our reception
is shot to hell.
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I'm sorry, Peg.
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Had I known you wanted
to watch Dallas tonight...
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...I would've just put
my hands behind my back...
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...And slalomed head first onto the patio.
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- Are you ready to give up yet?
- I am not.
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Just so happens that I have
three unbroken bones yet.
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I'll see y'all drown before I quit.
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- Good night, Peg.
- Good night, honey.
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Turn out the light.
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And be careful, Al.
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God, it smells like ham in here.
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Bud, what are you watching?
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There's nothing but snow on the TV.
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Gee, looks great to me.
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Too bad you don't have the special
TV-reception adaptor glasses...
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...Like I do.
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Well, I want to see TV too.
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Well, you can't.
I've only got one pair.
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Would you like to buy mine?
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How much?
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For you, 20 bucks.
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- I don't trust you.
- Fine.
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The new Guns N' Roses video is coming on.
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Does Axl ever wear a shirt?
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Give me.
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Hey, I don't see anything.
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Oh, great, you broke them.
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Now neither of us can watch TV.
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Hey, Mom, I broke my reception glasses.
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Well, be more careful next time.
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Can't we get someone
who can fix the roof and the TV?
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Honey, your daddy wants
to take one more shot at it.
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And if I stopped your father
every time he failed...
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...We never would have had you or Bud.
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I'm ready.
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What do you think of Daddy now?
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Gee, Al,
you built a moron-on-the-roof suit.
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Good luck, you say? Don't need it.
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I'm cushioned by your love.
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I will now proceed
to fix the roof and the TV...
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...And prove once again
that with intelligence and vision...
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...One man alone can face any challenge.
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Now, if someone would just rock me...
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...To break the suction,
I'll be on my way.
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I think "wow" just about covers it.
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Peggy, Marcie had a little reaction
to the Peruvian devil gerbil bite.
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By the way, I goofed.
I took home the poisonous one.
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But that's spilt milk.
Anyhow, she's a little self-conscious.
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Could you just reassure her
that she looks perfectly okay?
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Come show Peggy, honey.
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Now, I ask you...
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...Is there any reason why this woman
shouldn't go to work?
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Gee, Marcie, you look fine.
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Very natural.
What do you think, Kelly?
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I don't know. I've never
really looked at her before.
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00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:26,399
I have a hump, you bimbo!
246
00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:31,604
Didn't you always?
247
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Marcie...
248
00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:41,748
...Why don't we just get
to the real reason you're angry.
249
00:19:41,915 --> 00:19:45,685
It's not that awful, disgusting,
pus-filled hump at all.
250
00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:49,489
It's your small spirit.
251
00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:52,425
You're just jealous because
I'm pursuing my dream.
252
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,928
What dream would that be, Steve?
253
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To have a wife named Igor?
254
00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:15,915
- What was that?
- Pay no attention.
255
00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:18,851
That's just Al falling off the roof.
256
00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:21,955
But, you know, I'm really concerned
about the two of you.
257
00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:29,696
I mean, there's no reason for a hunchback...
258
00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:33,099
...And a doody scooper to fight.
259
00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:36,069
Now, aren't you ashamed?
260
00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:42,809
I'm sorry, Steve.
261
00:20:42,976 --> 00:20:45,678
Let's go home and cuddle.
262
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After you, my love.
263
00:21:03,196 --> 00:21:06,065
Hey, Mom, should we be worried
that Daddy's up there...
264
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:09,502
...With metal tools in a lightning storm?
265
00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:13,139
Well, who wants to go tell him?
266
00:21:13,306 --> 00:21:16,142
- Well, I'll catch a cold.
- My hair will get all messed up.
267
00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:19,912
Then I'll hear no more about it.
268
00:21:20,079 --> 00:21:23,650
Mom, why can't we call a roofer?
I mean, if it gets any wetter in here...
269
00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:26,285
...The whole house
is gonna look like Bud's bed.
270
00:21:31,024 --> 00:21:35,261
Hey, wait a minute, kids.
It stopped leaking.
271
00:21:35,428 --> 00:21:37,997
You mean, Dad actually did it?
272
00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:40,433
Hey, Dad!
273
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:42,201
The roof stopped leaking!
274
00:21:42,368 --> 00:21:44,570
Was there ever any doubt?
275
00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:47,840
Honey, don't forget to fix the antenna!
276
00:21:48,007 --> 00:21:51,177
No problem! Daddy can do it!
277
00:21:52,612 --> 00:21:56,082
- How is it?
- Still fuzzy.
278
00:21:56,616 --> 00:21:59,218
- How about now?
- Oh, it's better.
279
00:21:59,385 --> 00:22:01,688
Keep doing what you're doing!
280
00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:03,589
How about--?
281
00:22:10,029 --> 00:22:12,298
It's perfect, Al!
282
00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:17,704
You know, kids,
we ridiculed him and made fun of him--
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00:22:17,904 --> 00:22:19,439
Help me!
284
00:22:19,605 --> 00:22:24,343
But, you know, this time we have
to admit, Daddy did it.
285
00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:26,546
Help! Help me!
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