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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:17,845 --> 00:01:20,014 Wake up. 2 00:01:20,181 --> 00:01:23,984 Honey. Honey, it's time to go to school. 3 00:01:24,285 --> 00:01:26,086 Kelly Bundy! 4 00:01:26,253 --> 00:01:29,190 I wasn't copying off his paper! I swear! 5 00:01:30,424 --> 00:01:33,360 - Oh. Hi, Mom. - It's time for school. 6 00:01:33,561 --> 00:01:37,097 I can't go to school yet. I've got this Current Events report due today... 7 00:01:37,264 --> 00:01:39,867 ...And I'm waiting for Bud to bring me a newspaper. 8 00:01:40,034 --> 00:01:44,605 Here it is, Kel. Hot off a bum's face. 9 00:01:47,208 --> 00:01:49,143 The National Investigator? 10 00:01:49,310 --> 00:01:52,146 Yeah, well, everybody's gonna be using actual newspapers... 11 00:01:52,313 --> 00:01:56,283 ...And I decided our Kelly should go the tabloid route. 12 00:01:58,752 --> 00:02:01,822 Now, Kelly, which one of these interests you? 13 00:02:01,989 --> 00:02:06,627 Let's see. "Psychic predicts that someone will watch Garry Shandling ." 14 00:02:09,396 --> 00:02:14,635 Or, "Spuds McKenzie just says no to Justine Bateman." 15 00:02:16,604 --> 00:02:20,241 {\an8}Oh, I'll take that one. At least someone's heard of Spuds McKenzie. 16 00:02:23,711 --> 00:02:26,013 Hey, look at this. 17 00:02:26,180 --> 00:02:31,151 "New Jersey housewife wins $8.7 million lottery." 18 00:02:31,318 --> 00:02:36,190 And she won it after rubbing the belly of her good-luck charm Tubro... 19 00:02:36,357 --> 00:02:39,894 ...The fat Panamanian god of money. 20 00:02:40,060 --> 00:02:43,163 I need something lucky to rub. 21 00:02:44,231 --> 00:02:48,002 How about Kelly? Every guy that rubs her gets lucky. 22 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:57,745 Oh, grow a face. 23 00:02:58,212 --> 00:03:00,915 Now, let me do my homework in peace. 24 00:03:01,815 --> 00:03:04,785 "Spuds Mc..." 25 00:03:07,288 --> 00:03:11,992 Will you look at this? My little girl is reading. 26 00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:17,965 Daddy, you made me lose my place. Now I have to start all over again. 27 00:03:18,132 --> 00:03:20,834 "Spuds..." 28 00:03:21,035 --> 00:03:22,970 Look at her go. 29 00:03:25,339 --> 00:03:29,176 One Bundy woman is reaching for the stars this morning. Let's go for two. 30 00:03:29,343 --> 00:03:32,813 Peg, make my breakfast. Crack an egg for Daddy. 31 00:03:34,748 --> 00:03:38,352 Where would I get an egg at this time of day? 32 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:42,189 You are such an idiot. By the way... 33 00:03:42,356 --> 00:03:44,658 ...Al, honey, I wanna win the lottery. 34 00:03:44,825 --> 00:03:48,629 So could I have $195 so I can buy Tubro... 35 00:03:48,796 --> 00:03:50,764 ...The fat Panamanian god of money? 36 00:03:50,965 --> 00:03:54,134 Peg, you know what $195 can mean to this family? 37 00:03:54,301 --> 00:03:58,872 It means food, it means shelter. It means college for the children. 38 00:03:59,073 --> 00:04:01,442 {\an8}What's this word? 39 00:04:03,043 --> 00:04:04,778 {\an8}A. 40 00:04:07,047 --> 00:04:10,351 {\an8}Oh, just like the letter. 41 00:04:21,362 --> 00:04:24,131 Thanks for watching the store for me, guys. 42 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:30,571 Hey, Al. I got off work a little early today. What are you doing? 43 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:35,409 Just trying to kill another 60 years so Willard Scott can say hi to me on TV. 44 00:04:37,311 --> 00:04:39,813 You know, Al, your problem is you don't take time... 45 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:41,749 ...To appreciate the finer things. 46 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:44,785 Come with me to a museum, a symphony, an opera. 47 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:48,689 You are never too old to experience-- Hooter alert! 48 00:04:53,527 --> 00:04:56,196 Oh, miss. Here, let me help you. 49 00:04:56,397 --> 00:04:59,299 Come over here and sit down. I'll get you some... 50 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:03,270 What do I sell here? Shoes. Yeah, shoes. 51 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:06,740 - Would you like one? - Let me handle this, Al. 52 00:05:06,907 --> 00:05:11,178 How about something in a man who'll give you everything he owns? 53 00:05:11,378 --> 00:05:13,280 Oh, I already have a pair of those. 54 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:18,419 What I need right now is a pair of stiletto heels, black, size six. 55 00:05:29,596 --> 00:05:32,032 I'm not leaving. 56 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:34,535 I'm not either. 57 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:37,304 Okay. 58 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:39,873 We'll both go get them. 59 00:05:40,107 --> 00:05:41,575 One... 60 00:05:41,742 --> 00:05:43,077 Two... 61 00:05:46,313 --> 00:05:48,215 - Give me that! - I'll take that! 62 00:05:48,415 --> 00:05:50,451 - Let me out there! - Give me room here! 63 00:05:50,651 --> 00:05:52,920 Give me room! 64 00:05:54,755 --> 00:05:57,057 After you, Steve. 65 00:05:59,226 --> 00:06:02,196 Oh, Steve. Let me help you up. 66 00:06:05,132 --> 00:06:07,534 I got them for you. 67 00:06:09,503 --> 00:06:10,971 And I helped. 68 00:06:14,908 --> 00:06:18,345 - There you are. - Do you mind if I walk in them? 69 00:06:18,512 --> 00:06:21,982 Well, I prefer you dance in them, but it's not mandatory. 70 00:06:22,850 --> 00:06:24,618 You're so cute. 71 00:06:30,023 --> 00:06:33,360 Steve, I know I've seen her before. I just can't place where. 72 00:06:34,661 --> 00:06:38,532 That's it! Steve, she's a Playmate. 73 00:06:38,699 --> 00:06:41,568 From Playboy magazine. Miss October 1987. 74 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:43,070 Can't be. 75 00:06:43,237 --> 00:06:45,339 I may not know the color of my wife's eyes. 76 00:06:45,506 --> 00:06:47,341 I don't know my children's birthday. 77 00:06:47,941 --> 00:06:49,510 But I know-- 78 00:06:49,676 --> 00:06:52,146 I know that's Brandi Brandt. Born 1968. 79 00:06:52,346 --> 00:06:56,016 Teeny, teeny birthmark around bend of left knee. 80 00:06:56,216 --> 00:06:58,719 Favorite movie, The Big Bus. 81 00:07:01,021 --> 00:07:03,023 Watch this. I'll prove it to you. 82 00:07:03,223 --> 00:07:05,492 Miss? Excuse me. 83 00:07:05,659 --> 00:07:09,229 Aren't you Brandi Brandt, Miss October 1987? 84 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:10,531 Why, yes. 85 00:07:18,972 --> 00:07:21,942 I've always admired your work. 86 00:07:22,843 --> 00:07:24,711 Yeah, it is a lot of work. 87 00:07:24,878 --> 00:07:29,116 You know, that shot of me leaning up against the truck alone took five hours. 88 00:07:29,316 --> 00:07:32,553 Oh, I know how you feel. Oh, when I was seven... 89 00:07:32,753 --> 00:07:35,155 ...Our class had our picture taken on a fire truck. 90 00:07:35,322 --> 00:07:37,124 It was really big, and they let me ring the bell. 91 00:07:37,291 --> 00:07:39,626 When they took the picture, my back was turned... 92 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:42,129 ...So you couldn't tell it was me. But they made me buy one anyway. 93 00:07:42,296 --> 00:07:44,631 Can I sit on your lap? 94 00:07:45,666 --> 00:07:48,569 - I love the shoes. How much? - Oh, well, they're on the house. 95 00:07:48,769 --> 00:07:52,539 After all, you made it possible for Steve and I to have sex with our wives. 96 00:07:57,911 --> 00:08:01,815 You really have Brandi's issue of Playboy? 97 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:04,618 I've got them all, Steve. 98 00:08:04,785 --> 00:08:07,087 I've been collecting Playboys my whole life. 99 00:08:07,254 --> 00:08:11,892 My dad got me started on the hobby. It was my 12th birthday. 100 00:08:12,459 --> 00:08:15,662 We watched Mom Singapore Sling herself into oblivion. 101 00:08:15,863 --> 00:08:17,564 Then we went down in the basement. 102 00:08:17,731 --> 00:08:20,567 There, behind the toolbox, was Dad's stash. 103 00:08:20,734 --> 00:08:23,437 Oh, the breasts we saw that night. 104 00:08:25,806 --> 00:08:28,408 And when Dad died, he gave them all to me. 105 00:08:28,575 --> 00:08:32,145 I'll be right back. Now, you stay here. Look cool. 106 00:08:38,252 --> 00:08:41,188 We're gonna see Brandi. We're gonna see Brandi. 107 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:49,096 They're gone, Steve. 108 00:08:49,263 --> 00:08:53,767 My Playboys. My stable. My women. My life. 109 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:55,936 What could have happened to them? 110 00:08:57,137 --> 00:09:01,575 Oh, hi, Al. Look, honey. I got a Tubro of my very own. 111 00:09:01,742 --> 00:09:04,678 Oh, happy day. 112 00:09:07,514 --> 00:09:10,017 Peg, you mind if I cut in for a second? 113 00:09:10,183 --> 00:09:13,053 Peg, where did you get the money to buy old Tubro? 114 00:09:13,253 --> 00:09:14,588 I sold your Playboys. 115 00:09:19,526 --> 00:09:20,861 Did you want them? 116 00:09:27,701 --> 00:09:33,573 Al, you haven't said anything for two hours. How about a little smile? 117 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:40,147 Oh, honey, what's the big deal? 118 00:09:40,314 --> 00:09:42,316 How was I supposed to know you wanted them? 119 00:09:42,516 --> 00:09:44,651 They were just in a box in the basement... 120 00:09:44,818 --> 00:09:48,455 ...In chronological order, individually wrapped. 121 00:09:49,957 --> 00:09:52,426 What am I, a mind reader? 122 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:57,664 Oh, come on, Al. Rub Tubro. It'll make you feel better. 123 00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:06,173 Al. Get your grubby paws off of him. 124 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,979 Don't you know what he can mean to this family? 125 00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:15,182 Money, prosperity, happiness. 126 00:10:15,349 --> 00:10:19,987 Oh, Tubro. You can be the man of the house. 127 00:10:20,187 --> 00:10:24,624 Peg, Tubro will never be the man of the house because Tubro can't cry. 128 00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:29,997 Peg, how could you sell the family Playboys? 129 00:10:30,697 --> 00:10:32,799 Al, you are making a big thing... 130 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:37,104 ...Out of something that means nothing to anyone but you. 131 00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:54,454 Why is it always my stuff? 132 00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:58,959 Don't the kids have anything you can get ten cents on the dollar for? 133 00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:05,732 I cannot steal from my children. 134 00:11:05,932 --> 00:11:08,368 They lock their rooms. 135 00:11:10,237 --> 00:11:15,742 Al Bundy. You, sir, are maggot bits. 136 00:11:17,544 --> 00:11:20,480 Oh, if only a man could have two wives. 137 00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:25,685 What did he do now? 138 00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:31,224 Well. Steve and I were having a wonderful, intimate encounter. 139 00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:36,196 As usual, I was humming "The Battle Hymn of the Republic." 140 00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:42,636 Then suddenly a thumbtack bounced off my head. 141 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:44,638 I looked up and found... 142 00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:49,810 ...Miss October hanging from the headboard of my marital bed. 143 00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:55,949 He found the issue. 144 00:11:56,817 --> 00:12:01,888 Well, after questioning him... 145 00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:10,931 ...A nauseous, teary Steve admitted... 146 00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:14,334 ...That this whole thing was Al's perverted idea. 147 00:12:15,202 --> 00:12:19,106 What is it about men? They have perfectly good wives at home... 148 00:12:19,306 --> 00:12:21,675 ...And yet they have to look at women like these. 149 00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:24,511 I guess every now and then, a guy who drives a Dodge... 150 00:12:24,678 --> 00:12:27,814 ...Likes to close his eyes and imagine it's a Ferrari. 151 00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:39,459 Yeah, but what difference would that make to you? 152 00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:41,895 You don't know how to drive. 153 00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:51,571 Well, from this moment on... 154 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:55,942 ...You are no longer allowed to play with Steve. 155 00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:59,446 And I never want to see another one of these again. 156 00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:02,482 - Well, let me take that off your hands. - Of course. 157 00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:11,224 Enjoy. 158 00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:19,699 Al, do you ever think about other women when we do it? 159 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:27,674 Peg, is this a nose, a breast, or what? 160 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,511 You really don't know, do you? 161 00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:38,552 Okay. I can see you're gonna be in a foul mood. 162 00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:41,254 Well, until you're ready to discuss this rationally... 163 00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:44,858 ...I will be in the kitchen winning the lottery with Tubro. 164 00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:52,065 What was I thinking? I said, "I do." 165 00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:58,238 I'd already had sex with her. I didn't need that again. 166 00:14:01,775 --> 00:14:05,645 Okay. Come on, baby. Give me a good number. 167 00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:19,626 Someone help me. 168 00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:26,032 Somewhere out there must be someone who's suffered as much as I have. 169 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:30,003 I'm only glad my father didn't live to see my shame. 170 00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:55,462 Dad. I thought you were dead. 171 00:14:55,629 --> 00:14:58,031 I thought you were alive. 172 00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:07,707 Dad... 173 00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:11,745 ..Last time I saw you was at your funeral. You look great. 174 00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:13,980 They make you jog. 175 00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:17,951 - So how's tricks? - Great. 176 00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:21,054 - And how are the kids? - Great. 177 00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:23,089 And how are my Playboys? 178 00:15:27,193 --> 00:15:31,197 - You know, don't you? - No, I care how you and the kids are. 179 00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:34,567 How could you let that woman sell our Playboys? 180 00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:36,803 I couldn't stop her. 181 00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:39,773 You know, everybody up there is laughing at you. 182 00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:42,575 What do you mean, everybody is laughing at me? 183 00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:44,711 Is Abe Lincoln laughing at me? 184 00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:47,113 Abe. 185 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,115 Socrates. 186 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,918 Moe, Larry, Curly. 187 00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:55,755 The Three Stooges are laughing at me? 188 00:15:56,823 --> 00:16:00,527 What about Marilyn Monroe? Is Marilyn laughing at me? 189 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:03,830 She doesn't even know you're alive. 190 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:10,403 Look, Dad, you're surrounded by great minds up there. 191 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,839 Doesn't anybody know anything about women? 192 00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:14,908 Not a one. 193 00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:19,179 Well, Plato used to have a few theories, but now he mostly just... 194 00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:21,414 ...Takes young boys camping. 195 00:16:22,882 --> 00:16:24,584 Look, kid... 196 00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:26,886 ...Nobody understands anything about women. 197 00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:29,356 And nobody ever will. But the one thing we know: 198 00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:34,561 They're the single greatest problem facing the world today. 199 00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:39,532 They must be stopped. You must make a stand. 200 00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:41,034 We're counting on you, son. 201 00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:44,704 Everybody in heaven is counting on me? 202 00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:48,408 Yeah. See, we hid from the women and had a meeting. 203 00:16:49,743 --> 00:16:52,879 We decided that you have to get her to get your Playboys back. 204 00:16:53,079 --> 00:16:57,417 The dignity of all men is riding on you. 205 00:16:57,617 --> 00:17:01,488 Look at her, Dad. I can't even get her to give me a piece of cheese. 206 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:04,124 John Wayne thinks that you can do it. 207 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:08,027 The Duke? 208 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:09,929 The Duke wants me to do it? 209 00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,500 He's got a five spot riding on you. 210 00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:35,755 Peg. Woman. 211 00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:39,058 Pilgrim. 212 00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:41,261 Listen up and listen good. 213 00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:44,564 Get up, get out and get my Playboys. 214 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,567 - But, Al-- - Now! 215 00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:05,852 - Well, how am I gonna get them? - Don't care. 216 00:18:07,153 --> 00:18:09,823 We want our Playboys! 217 00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:11,925 We? Who's we? 218 00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:14,127 Me and all the guys. 219 00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:16,362 All except Plato. 220 00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:23,770 Okay. 221 00:18:25,371 --> 00:18:28,007 That felt good. I feel the Duke in me. 222 00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:36,516 Young ones, get down here right now! 223 00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:43,523 - What is it, Dad? - Want my car washed, pronto. 224 00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,829 And you, little filly... 225 00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:52,732 ...You're gonna cook me up a man-sized dinner. 226 00:18:56,903 --> 00:19:00,740 - What's with him? - He's old and confused. 227 00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:05,478 Okay, who wants a Tangwich? 228 00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:16,956 We don't like the way you make them, Daddy. 229 00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:19,726 We like the way Mom makes them. 230 00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:24,397 She pinches the ends so that the orange sand doesn't run out. 231 00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:27,400 Fine. More for me. 232 00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:31,571 - When's Mom coming home? - When her task is done. Why? 233 00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:34,307 Because when we have a problem, we like to ask Mom. 234 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,743 What's the matter? You can't learn from me? 235 00:19:44,117 --> 00:19:47,587 Listen, there's nothing that you can ask your mother you can't ask me. 236 00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:49,088 Go ahead. Shoot. 237 00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:52,125 Okay. Well... 238 00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:54,594 ...I'm ovulating... 239 00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:58,598 ...And when this happens, I get this pinching little cramp. 240 00:19:58,765 --> 00:20:00,099 What should I do? 241 00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:04,037 Walk it off. 242 00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:12,011 And remember, the next time, stretch before you ovulate. 243 00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:17,684 Bud. 244 00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:21,054 No problems here, Dad. 245 00:20:22,188 --> 00:20:25,625 Good. That's good. Now, I must parent some more. 246 00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:28,795 It's late. I want you both to go straight to bed. 247 00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:31,464 Okay, Daddy. 248 00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:43,076 Dad, you're not laughing at me now, are you? 249 00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:57,523 My Playboys! My babies! 250 00:20:57,690 --> 00:21:02,462 - How did you get them back? - Well, I owe it all to Tubro. 251 00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:05,465 See, we were driving around in your car, when suddenly-- 252 00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:08,234 Wait a second, Peg. What were you doing in my car? 253 00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:10,937 Well, Tubro thought it was best. 254 00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:13,439 Anyhow, so we're driving around in your car... 255 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:17,176 ...And I had no idea how to get the money to get your magazines back. 256 00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:21,147 So I started to rub Tubro's belly, and suddenly, it hit us. 257 00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:25,084 - What? How to get the money back? - No, a Mercedes. 258 00:21:25,918 --> 00:21:27,587 Peg, a Mercedes hit my car? 259 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:31,090 Yeah. But don't worry. I wasn't hurt. 260 00:21:31,257 --> 00:21:34,093 Anyway, rather than going through our insurance companies... 261 00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:37,930 ...The guy in the car gave me enough money to buy your Playboys back. 262 00:21:38,097 --> 00:21:40,333 - Aren't you proud of me? - Wait a second, Peg. 263 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,168 How much damage was done to my car? 264 00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:44,170 Oh, lots. 265 00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:47,373 But I'm pretty sure you can still drive it. 266 00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:50,043 I think you'd better leave early for work tomorrow... 267 00:21:50,209 --> 00:21:53,379 ...Because your car doesn't turn left anymore. 268 00:21:53,546 --> 00:21:58,217 But I don't think you'd want to anyway, because there's no door on the side. 269 00:21:58,418 --> 00:22:01,754 - Yeah, but you're okay, right? - Yeah. 270 00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:05,224 Who cares if you're okay, and I can only drive clockwise. 271 00:22:05,391 --> 00:22:08,227 I don't care, because I got my babies back. 272 00:22:08,394 --> 00:22:11,597 Look, Peg. Brandi Brandt. Isn't she great? 273 00:22:11,798 --> 00:22:14,233 I don't see what's so hot about her. 274 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:17,737 Well, you will when she's tacked up on the headboard. 275 00:22:23,376 --> 00:22:25,945 Upstairs! Now! 21845

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