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Honey, just how long
are you gonna be home for?
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Two glorious, foot-picking days.
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Well, pace yourself, dear.
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If you pick too much today, you'll
have nothing left to pick tomorrow.
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You know how we all look forward...
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...To your annual ear,
nose and tooth medley.
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You know, it's a shame
you don't have another arm.
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Then you could just sort of
get them all going at once.
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You know, if you'd wash my socks,
they might not adhere to my feet.
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Great, Dad.
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Thanks for the great time.
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Oh, Daddy. You're home.
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I-- I got up early so I could get you
the Sunday paper .
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Where is it?
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Where's what?
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Gee, Kel. You're wearing the same dress...
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...You wore out for your date last night.
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How does it keep its shape in
the glove compartment of a car?
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Oh, go kiss your Stridex pad.
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Now, wait a minute.
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Is everybody gonna be home today?
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Not me. I've gotta get
some money for tickets...
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...To the Oozing Meat concert tomorrow.
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So I've gotta roll up my sleeves
and work really hard to get this money.
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Oh, Daddy, can I have the money, please?!
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All the kids are going,
and it's only $175!
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Then I'm afraid that
you can't go, pumpkin!
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Mommy, can I have the money?
All the kids are going.
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Crying only works on men, dear.
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Well, there aren't any more in the room.
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Oh, I gotta get that money,
but I don't know how.
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My head hurts. I have to rest.
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Come on, Kel.
Just do like I do. Use your wits.
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I do.
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I said "wits."
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With a W.
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Mommy, he's spelling at me again.
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Stop taxing your sister, Bud.
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I don't know what you're
so happy about, warthog.
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You need money for tickets too.
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Au contraire, boy-go-round.
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- I have my ticket.
- How?
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Hello, Mr. Bundy.
We're ready to go camping.
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Well, have a good time.
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- What now?
- You're taking us camping, Bundy.
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We own you.
We bought you in an auction.
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See?
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"Go a-camping and a-trapping
with Al Dan'l Bundy"?
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Bud, did you sell your dad?
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Well, you were the only thing
in this house we could spare.
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Honey, this will be great for the kids.
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A-camping and a-trapping...
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...A-picking and a-flicking.
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You know, you can have a toe jamboree.
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Hey, Al.
Well, hi there, neighborhood tykes.
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Hey, it's the guy who gives us
potatoes on Halloween.
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Steve, look what Bud did.
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"Wilderness man and trapper.
Learn how to survive."
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Bundy's trying to weasel out of the deal.
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How can you disappoint these kids, Al?
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Look at their innocent little faces.
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Tell you what.
I'll take you, little fellas.
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Yeah!
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But you're not the
great-great-grandson of Dan'l Bundy.
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That's true. My ancestors
could read and write.
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Oh, come on, Al.
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If you trap too many b'ars
to carry home, I'll help you.
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I would rather slam my nose in a car door.
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I would rather have
a proctologist named Dr. Hook.
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I would rather watch
Roseanne Barr do a striptease...
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...Than take these little
booger-machines camping.
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Well, good, honey. Then we can spend
the whole day together snuggling.
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Up, campers!
Let's go get us some gear...
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...Chip in for gas,
and get me the hell out of here.
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- Have a good time, Dad.
- Not so fast, Dan'l Jr.
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See, if I'm a-going, you're a-going.
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The only difference is...
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...I'm a-coming back.
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The great outdoors.
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This is camping.
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Isn't this great?
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Just smell that air.
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I was marking our territory.
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I'm glad you're in a jovial mood.
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You fall asleep at the wheel,
roll the van, lose our supplies...
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...And, thanks to you, we're gonna die.
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I want my mommy.
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Yeah, so does your dad's brother.
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Al, that is not the way
to keep a child's spirits up.
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You have to keep children busy.
Involve them with something.
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Okay, kids, with me, right here.
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Help!
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Help!
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Help!
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Isn't this nice?
The whole house to ourselves.
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Wish it could always be like this.
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No noses to wipe, no tears to dry...
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...No one to send to their rooms.
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It is so nice without Al.
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- Mrs. Rhoades, you look lovely tonight.
- Why, thank you, dear.
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Can you give me $175
so I can go to a rock concert?
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I wouldn't give my own daughter $175.
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Hopefully I'll like her .
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Kelly, how many times have I told you?
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Mommy's friends are to loan Mommy money.
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My life is over.
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I might as well be her.
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Oh, honey, just do what I used to do.
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Push your way to the limo
and tell the road manager:
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"It's worth letting me in, ask anybody."
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Then if anybody touches you,
scream, "Jailbait!"
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Kids today.
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I cannot wait till the girls get here.
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I remember my mother used to have
her friends over to play cards.
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She'd put out the food.
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I'd serve it.
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But I didn't mind.
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I just loved listening to them talk about...
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...How I'd never grow breasts...
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...How I'd never get a guy...
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...How my pelvis didn't stand
a chance during childbirth.
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Then they'd all laugh.
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After the rum cake kicked in...
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...Mom would pretend
to lose me to Mrs. Hampe...
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...The woman that could never stop sweating.
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Yes, well, it was traumatic then...
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...But looking back on it now,
I realize...
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God, I hate my mother.
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That's probably Louise and Fern.
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Just breathe into a bag for a minute.
I'll get the door.
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Hi!
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Girl, did you see that new checker
at the mini-mart?
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He can work his way through this college.
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Pick a place and park it.
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The night is young, the men are gone...
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...The game is poker,
and the only thing wild is me.
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Kelly, you wanna join us?
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Sure, why not?
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Look what my life has become.
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Playing cards with a bunch of sea hags.
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You've all lost weight.
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So glad you noticed.
Have you ever played before?
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- Just with the guys.
- Well, ante up.
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I see you play how we youngsters play.
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With our clothes on.
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Actually, honey, we play for money.
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Well, then, count me out.
I have to save my money for--
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Well, maybe just one hand.
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Okay, great.
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00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:45,278
Now, who's got change for a dollar?
I wanna cash Al's paycheck.
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Fire's lit.
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Tell us a scary story, Dan'l.
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Okey-dokey.
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Kids, gather round the flashlight.
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Now...
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...Once upon a time, there was a young boy...
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...A boy full of hope.
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He was single...
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...Thus he was happy.
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Then one night, much like tonight...
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...Something rose from the swamp.
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He heard a noise behind him.
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Thump, thump. Thump, thump.
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He walked a little faster.
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Thump, thump. Thump, thump.
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Then he saw it.
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And there, in the light of a bar...
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...Stood the evil...
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...Redheaded...
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...High-heeled spandex monster.
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He ran from it.
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He stood it up, he dated others,
but nothing could stop it!
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He could hear its wild call:
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"Oh, honey?
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Honey."
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It was horrible.
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Finally, it trapped him.
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Opened--
Opened its hideous mouth...
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...Bared its fangs, and said:
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"Marry me?"
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And did he marry it, Dan'l?
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Yes, I'm afraid he did.
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And he was never heard from again.
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But the worst of it is...
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...There's still some of them out there.
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There might be one behind that tree!
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Then again, there might not be.
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But beware.
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Wherever a man is free...
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...And has change in his pockets...
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...They'll come a-creeping,
and they can't be stopped.
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Now sleep...
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...If you can.
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- Some story, huh, kids?
- Yeah.
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Now, join me in a little song we learned...
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...When I was a lad at Camp Skoharry.
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So this is how it ends, eh, Dad?
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Steve, could you shut up?
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Al, I'm trying to get these kids' minds...
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...Off the fact that they are going to die.
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Dad, we have no food, no water,
and no loose women.
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- We're in real trouble here.
- Bud, it's gonna be okay.
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Your mother hasn't heard
from us for a while.
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She thinks we're having a good time.
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00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:30,537
Ergo, she has to stop it.
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00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:33,607
So she's probably on the phone
to the state troopers by now.
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00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:39,546
Peggy, did you know
your phone is off the hook?
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What if our husbands wanna call us?
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That's why it's off the hook.
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Give me a chance.
I'll guess the name of the leaf.
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Smells familiar.
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Jagged edges.
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I'm sure I know this.
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Maybe tasting it would help.
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Nope, I'm stumped. What is it?
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- Poison oak!
- Poison oak!
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That was a good one, guys.
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00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:20,253
Well, when Uncle Steve gets done...
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...Bathing his body
and tongue in the stream...
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...He'll hurry back and teach you all
how to play tree-diving.
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Bundy, you stink.
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We're starving.
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Dad, I had a date tonight
with a girl they call Ever Ready.
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Why haven't the women come to save us?
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I don't know.
Maybe they can't find us.
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Maybe there's a white sale someplace.
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Look, kids, you're old enough
to know the truth.
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They left us here to rot.
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But don't worry...
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...We've got a secret weapon.
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Owl in my hair! Owl in my hair!
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It's not him, is it?
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No! No, it's Buck.
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We'll send Buck home with a note
telling the women where we are...
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...And we'll be saved.
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- Do you think Buck can do it?
- I know he can.
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I've dropped him off in every part
of town, he always finds his way home.
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Hey, Buck, take this note.
Go find Mommy.
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Run, boy! Run like the wind!
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Go, go, go, go!
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I think if we keep our wits about us,
we'll all come out of this okay.
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Bees!
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Full house. Read them and weep.
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All I've got is four ones.
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Those are aces, honey.
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You mean I win again?
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I guess I'll never get this game right.
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00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:57,884
Four ones. Four ones?
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00:16:58,051 --> 00:17:01,821
That's the seventh hand in a row
she's gotten four ones.
250
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Are you calling my daughter a cheat?
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00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:08,428
Where I come from, if it walks
like a cheat, quacks like a cheat...
252
00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:11,564
...We string it up like a cheat.
253
00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:13,400
Marcie, think about it.
254
00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:18,304
If my daughter were a cheat,
she wouldn't be failing high school.
255
00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:20,573
Thanks, Mom.
256
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:23,276
All right, ladies.
This time, kings are wild.
257
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,745
Just deal, girlie.
258
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,653
Do you think the guys are okay?
259
00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:36,423
Oh, I'm sure they're fine.
They're with my Steve.
260
00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:39,292
He was practically born in the woods.
261
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:46,599
Put some more mud on my tongue, please.
262
00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:49,569
The poison oak is really kicking in.
263
00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:56,609
Very soothing.
264
00:17:58,211 --> 00:18:02,882
Okay, kids. If we get out of this alive,
what are we going to do?
265
00:18:03,049 --> 00:18:07,320
- Victor?
- Never marry.
266
00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:10,890
That's right. So remember, kids,
when you meet a woman...
267
00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:14,294
...No matter how nice she is
or what she looks like, remember...
268
00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:17,597
...Women get worse.
269
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,532
They get...
270
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:21,000
Older.
271
00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:22,535
Meaner.
272
00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:25,405
Fatter?
273
00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:28,241
Less compassionate.
274
00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:30,376
Very good.
275
00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:34,581
Bud, how's Steve doing?
276
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:38,084
He's doing great, Dad.
277
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:43,022
Who are we kidding?
He's a goner.
278
00:18:43,189 --> 00:18:46,726
I say we put rocks in his pockets
and roll him into the river.
279
00:18:48,394 --> 00:18:52,031
Hey, that's good buzzard bait
you're throwing away there.
280
00:18:52,198 --> 00:18:54,133
What am I saying?
281
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:57,737
Buck the Wonder Dog will save the day.
282
00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:14,087
What's wrong with Mr. Rhoades?
283
00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:16,890
He's dying, Victor.
284
00:19:19,092 --> 00:19:23,663
Thus dies the house of Agamemnon.
285
00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:27,734
Tie him to the yardarm, Mr. Christian!
286
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:32,705
Oh, look, Father,
I sat in something icky.
287
00:19:38,111 --> 00:19:40,547
Should I get a club, Dad?
288
00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:43,716
No, at least watching him
gives us something to do.
289
00:19:46,119 --> 00:19:48,454
Oh, cool, he's foaming again.
290
00:19:50,123 --> 00:19:53,960
Enjoy it while you can
because help is on the way.
291
00:19:54,127 --> 00:19:56,029
Come on, Buck.
292
00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:57,830
Come on, Buck!
293
00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:01,267
Come on, Buck!
294
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,769
Come on, Buck!
295
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:23,356
Yes, I'm going to the Oozing Meat concert...
296
00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:26,793
...And I would like a stretch limo.
297
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:29,662
Oh, and have some lobster
back there for me.
298
00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:33,032
Getting backstage
is hungry work, you know.
299
00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:34,801
That was fun, wasn't it?
300
00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:36,836
Yeah, great. Filthy little cheat.
301
00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:40,173
I lost my grocery money.
302
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:43,409
Me too.
My husband's gonna go nuts.
303
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:46,579
Oh, don't worry.
Just tell him you've got PMS...
304
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,948
...And you'll kill him.
305
00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:56,856
Honey, I didn't wanna say anything
while the girls were here...
306
00:20:57,023 --> 00:20:58,391
...But I saw you cheating.
307
00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:00,660
Now, you know what you have to do.
308
00:21:01,327 --> 00:21:04,063
Yes, Mommy.
309
00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:06,733
The usual 50 percent?
310
00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:11,504
Let's make it 60,
just to teach you a lesson.
311
00:21:15,341 --> 00:21:17,644
Kelly, can't your dates
just honk the horn...
312
00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:19,445
...Like they did in my day?
313
00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:26,219
Oh, it's Buck.
314
00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:29,355
- I thought he went with the guys.
- Well, I guess not.
315
00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:32,291
Oh, look, he's got something in his mouth.
316
00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:37,664
Well, guess he'll give it to us
when he's ready.
317
00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:39,132
Yeah.
318
00:21:51,544 --> 00:21:54,280
Can't we shut him up?
319
00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:57,750
We need him, Bud.
He's keeping the animals away.
320
00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:01,454
Don't worry about it.
321
00:22:01,621 --> 00:22:03,356
Buck's gonna save us.
322
00:22:03,523 --> 00:22:05,158
Believe me.
323
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,660
I ought to know, I...
324
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,996
I trained him.
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