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Hi, honey.
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I just wanted to make sure
you were still alive.
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Sometimes it's hard to tell.
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There's an easier way, Peg.
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Dead men don't wake up yelling, "No!"
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Well, I just wanted to be sure.
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You know, it would be just like you
to drop dead in front of this TV...
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...The day before my big night out.
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God, what a lump of sour milk
my life is that I'm actually...
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...Looking forward to a shoe convention.
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Well, I'm not.
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Just another place to remind me of
my failures. You know: work, home.
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The bedroom.
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You're always there for me
when I'm down, aren't you, babe?
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Oh, I'm nothing special. Just a wife.
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You claim.
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Anyway, Peg, I'm not looking forward to...
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...Speaking in front of all those people.
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Who started that tradition
that the man who makes the least...
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...Has to introduce the man
who makes the most?
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Honey, you ought to be proud.
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I mean, no one else has held
that honor for seven years in a row.
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Why, hissing and booing you
actually seems...
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...To energize the whole convention.
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Peg, do you get a special bonus
or something if I don't reach 50?
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Gee, I'm not really sure.
I should check.
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But, honey, I don't want you
to ruin this convention for me.
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It's my big night out.
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You have the glamour and excitement
of the shoe store every single day.
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But I'm stuck here in this house eating
bonbons, watching that TV all day long.
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You owe me.
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Yeah, you're right.
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I just never stop and think of you on
my gleeful journey to the Mardi Gras...
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...Which is my life at the shoe shop.
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How can I repay you?
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Well, honey, you can do
for Mommy that thing...
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...That great big Al does best
for his itty-bitty wife.
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Come on, honey. Do it.
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Take out the garbage.
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You know, Peg, you could just put
a straw in my ear, and that way...
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...You could just suck the life
directly from me.
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I would. But there's just not
enough room in there...
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...For a straw and your finger.
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I love you too, my little
ice pick in the eye.
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Guys, step back and take
a good look at your future.
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Boy, when I get married, my wife's
gonna take the garbage out.
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And you'll get to keep
everything you earn too.
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Anyhow, amigos , my parents
are going out tomorrow.
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So, what's the plan for Saturday?
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Amigo poker night, amigo blackjack
or amigo egg-the-old-people night?
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Look, Bud, we've been trying to
figure out a way to tell you this.
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We can't hang out with you tomorrow night.
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We got dates.
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Dates?
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How'd you guys get dates?
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Well, you weren't there one day.
So instead of throwing rocks at girls...
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...We talked to them.
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Bud, it was amazing.
They didn't run away or anything.
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Yeah. So I guess we'll see you
around school or something.
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Come on. We'll still be amigos and all.
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You'll just be the dateless amigo .
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What was that?
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I don't know. I guess my dad
fell and hurt himself. Listen...
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...Now, if you guys can get dates,
I can get a date. No problem.
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Now that you guys are finally ready,
Studly Bundy can put out the word.
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Club Bud is now open for business.
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No ID required.
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Your folks are gonna be gone. We can
have a really cool make-out party.
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All right!
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Amigo salute.
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- We gotta get a new salute.
- Yeah.
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See you guys later.
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Peg, come downstairs, quick!
Bud, get over here.
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Family, I just fell in the garbage
and had a great idea.
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Oh, Al! You're gonna study really hard
and take the test for garbage man.
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Way to go, Dad. You'll pass this time!
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We're gonna be rich, we're gonna be rich!
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Shut up.
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I'm not gonna be a garbage man.
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But I did have a great idea
for an invention.
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And it's gonna make us so much money...
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...That people are gonna have to like us.
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Now, I'm not gonna tell you
about it right now.
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I'm gonna go down to the basement,
and I'm gonna work on my invention.
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Who am I?
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Where am I?
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Oh, that's right, I'm Al Bundy.
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No. Damn!
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Hello, Mrs Yarnell.
Is the lovely Yetta at home?
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Hey, babe. This is Bud Bundy.
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You might remember me as the guy in
the cafeteria with straws up my nose.
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Anyway, I was just thumbing
through my phone book...
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...Starting with the Y's, of course.
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And good news. I'm free tonight--
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Al said he had some great news...
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...And I've got a $70 bottle of
champagne and a $10 bottle of wine.
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Are you moving away?
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No.
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Alrighty.
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Are you going on a very extended vacation?
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No.
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Alrighty.
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Well, if the news is good enough...
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...I still have a Chicklet in my pocket
we could divvy up.
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Now, Steve, Peggy may think
we don't like them.
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Is Al going to prison?
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Well, I'm sure at some point.
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But right now he's down in the
basement making an invention.
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Peg, are they here?
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- No!
- Yes, they are, Al.
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Well, sit them down and shut them up.
Here we come.
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Daddy, I'm dying.
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It's hot under here. I can't breathe.
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Then you shouldn't be speaking.
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Stay here.
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Family. Honored guests.
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Kelly, we're not going on
until you stop choking.
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That's better.
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Now, where was I?
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Let me take you back to yesterday.
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There I was, taking out
the garbage as usual...
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...When I tripped, fell, and my head
landed in the trash.
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Normally, I just hang out there
with my hopes and dreams for a while.
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But not this time.
This time, a thought hit me.
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How can we, as a people, avoid this?
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Put a light bulb outside?
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Well, I suppose that would work too.
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What happens if we don't have
no light bulbs?
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Get a flashlight?
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Well, it's obvious that you're not gonna
guess, so I'll have to show you.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
let me introduce you to...
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...The wave of the future:
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The Bundy...
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...Shoe lights!
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Help me.
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Well, folks, what do you think?
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Let's hold the applause until the end.
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Now, I'll just turn Kelly on.
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Then won't you be needing
some candy and five dollars?
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No, Bud, we won't.
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Let me hook her up here.
Steve, is the plus the positive...
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...Or the negative? That's all right.
We'll find out soon enough.
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Now, Kelly...
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...Walk.
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- What was that?
- I don't know.
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I can't see anything but the floor
and these stupid shoes.
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- I think it was our lamp, Al.
- Who cares?
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It's working! It's working!
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She's walking in the dark.
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It worked! It worked!
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I'm gonna be somebody after all.
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Thanks, Mom.
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Was there no one else you could marry?
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Yeah. Like I could have
really seen this coming.
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Shut up, Peg.
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What do you think of my little invention?
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Oh, God.
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This is really it.
This is all he's gonna be.
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This is all he's going to have.
And I'm gonna have it with him.
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Son?
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It's Bud to you, Dad.
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Is it Bud to you too, Steve?
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No, Al.
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I believe you gotta have faith
in your vision.
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I had a dream of my own once.
An idea whose time had truly come.
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Steve, don't tell everyone about your
insane quest to create a 99-cent coin.
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Al.
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I invented the 99-cent coin.
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Have you ever noticed how things cost...
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...7 dollars and 99 cents?
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14 dollars and 99 cents?
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99 dollars and 99 cents?
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Well, my coin would eliminate the
messy change that only catches...
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...The attention of those obnoxious
beggars who hassle you...
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...On your way to your Mercedes.
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Think of it, Al. Anything you want.
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You just plunk down old number 99.
It's a plan without flaws.
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What about tax?
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You sound just like those fools
in the Treasury Department.
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Well, dear, maybe if you didn't insist
on putting your picture on the coin.
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Whose should it have been, yours?
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The important thing is, Al, you gotta
see your dream through, buddy.
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- All they can do is laugh at you.
- And audit you for five straight years.
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Now, come on, honey. Let's go home.
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Mommy will make you
some of that nice cocoa...
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...That makes you all warm and sleepy
for two or three days.
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Yes, I believe I'd like some nice cocoa.
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With the little marshmallows.
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Wait a second. It's dark out.
Kelly, show them the way.
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"Kelly, I heard a noise,
go see if it's a burglar."
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"Kelly, I don't know if this
green meat is any good. Taste it."
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"Kelly, I need someone to look like
a moron and wear shoe lights."
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No wonder I seek the shelter
of a stranger's arms.
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Kelly, hurry up home, because
we're gonna need you to start the car.
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Peg, I don't care what anybody says.
I'm holding on to my dream...
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...To the bitter end.
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Now I really am depressed.
I thought this was the bitter end.
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Come on, babe. I'm gonna
make you a millionaire.
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At this shoe convention tonight...
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...I'm gonna show the world
who the real idiot is!
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Bundy cheer.
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Whoa, Bundy!
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Nobody whoa'd.
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That's okay. That's fine.
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But when those millions start rolling in...
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...I'm gonna be the one at Burger King...
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...Sucking down the Whoppers
at my own private table.
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You'll wished you'd whoa'd then.
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Peg, I gotta get dressed.
I gotta look great tonight.
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All right, honey.
Let's go to the closet...
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...And get the suit your
father was buried in.
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Kel, I've got a problem.
I need a date for tonight bad.
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00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:38,938
So how about setting me up
with some of your friends?
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You know, the tramp squad.
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Bud, look at yourself.
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Face the ugly truth.
They don't have woods deep enough...
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...To grow the kind of girls
who'd be willing to date you.
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I mean, maybe you're aiming too high.
You know, a live girl.
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See, your problem is you've got
caviar taste and a pizza face.
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Aim a little lower.
Hey. Logs can't run away.
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Well, then there's the dead.
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One who's been dead long enough
might even think you're a good catch.
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Hey, I know. How about a nice
department-store mannequin?
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They're used to being
undressed by sexless boys.
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Thanks for the help,
bleached-blanket bimbo.
228
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They may call me "bimbo,"
but at least they call me.
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Well, I'll tell you this.
I'll get a date. A real one.
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Mannequin.
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The day I stoop low enough
to date a mannequin...
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...Is the day I truly earn the name...
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...Bundy.
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Yeah, I know.
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Pretty low, huh?
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Okay. Watch me hit rock bottom.
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Well, now for the finishing touch.
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A little love bite from my woman.
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Well, here we go.
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- Hey.
- Hey, guys.
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- What's up?
- Whoa, Bud.
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What?
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Couldn't you wait for us?
244
00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:43,556
I could. My babe couldn't.
245
00:18:45,992 --> 00:18:49,963
Good evening, fellow shoe men.
You all know me.
246
00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:53,399
Sit down, Bundy! Go home!
247
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:55,034
Yeah. I love you too.
248
00:18:55,235 --> 00:19:00,106
All right, ladies and gentlemen,
the unveiling of Bundy.
249
00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:03,476
A man and his shoe lights.
250
00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:06,679
- Kelly, don't step in the coin fountain!
- Help! Help!
251
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:11,951
It's just a little fire, folks.
Don't panic!
252
00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:17,957
Shoe lights. Get your shoe lights!
Fire sale!
253
00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:20,426
Oh, God!
254
00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:30,136
Oh, Monique.
255
00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:32,105
Oh, Bud.
256
00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:39,078
Gee, I never really noticed before,
but Bud's kind of cute.
257
00:19:39,245 --> 00:19:44,183
I know. I think I've seen
Monique before. She's hot.
258
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:47,520
You know, I almost bought that same dress.
259
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,789
I saw it in a store window.
260
00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:54,928
Anyway. I wish Bud would ask me out.
261
00:19:55,128 --> 00:19:57,297
Look at Bud the stud.
262
00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:03,803
Hey, girls, come on back. It's safe.
It's just a trick I did with my armpit.
263
00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:14,547
Bud got a real woman,
and all we got is dead wood.
264
00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:19,319
You know, that girl with Bud
was checking me out.
265
00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:23,423
Yeah, right. A girl like that.
266
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:36,402
Well, guys, I guess you're on your own.
Monique wants to go upstairs.
267
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:38,204
Later, gators.
268
00:20:42,508 --> 00:20:45,211
Why can't guys be like Bud?
269
00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:47,580
Let's face it.
270
00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:50,216
We're with boys.
271
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:54,187
Bud is a man. He knows
how to treat a lady.
272
00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:07,400
So you want a date, huh?
273
00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:10,503
Gee, I don't know.
I'm booked through June.
274
00:21:11,404 --> 00:21:14,574
Maybe I could squeeze you in,
say, tomorrow?
275
00:21:16,009 --> 00:21:17,477
Ciao, baby.
276
00:21:28,354 --> 00:21:30,957
All right, the shoe lights didn't work.
277
00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:35,395
But when I stepped in that mess
in the yard, I got another great idea.
278
00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:37,930
"Shoeper-scoopers."
279
00:21:40,199 --> 00:21:44,704
We'll have Kelly follow some people
with dogs, and we'll be rolling in it.
280
00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:47,807
Wipe your feet and shut up.
281
00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:51,444
Come on in here, Kelly.
You're letting the heat out of the house.
282
00:21:58,351 --> 00:22:03,389
I will not wear shoeper-scoopers.
283
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:10,296
That's the electrocution talking.
284
00:22:12,598 --> 00:22:14,200
That's not my little girl.
285
00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:20,973
Well, my night was hell.
I was a Roman candle.
286
00:22:22,575 --> 00:22:24,043
How was yours?
287
00:22:24,243 --> 00:22:25,778
Not bad.
288
00:22:26,579 --> 00:22:29,015
She was a little stiff at first...
289
00:22:30,383 --> 00:22:32,051
...But she loosened up.
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