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Last week on Married with Children ...
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...Peggy was excited about
going to their high school reunion...
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...Because she was sure
she'd be named reunion queen.
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Al was excited too.
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Meanwhile, the kids are starving.
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Peggy's competition for the crown...
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...Is her old high school rival,
Connie Bender.
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Al meets his rival, Jack,
who wants to pick up the fight...
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...They never had in high school.
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At the reunion, Peggy learns Connie
bought enough votes to win the crown.
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And it looks like Peggy's
not going to be queen.
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The kids are still starving.
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And now, Married with Children continues.
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Getting a second chin?
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Getting a second forehead?
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Gee, Peggy, I hope this doesn't
ruin the reunion for you.
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Oh, don't worry, Connie.
Seeing you look this old...
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...More than makes up for it.
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Come, Jack. They're serving
the shrimp cups.
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See you at my coronation, Wanker.
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She still smells like a bunch of men.
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Oh, Al, I'm not gonna be reunion queen.
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I'll never know what it feels like
to wear that crown.
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I'll never know what it feels like to have
warm eggs and hot coffee in my home.
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So you'll pardon me
if I don't feel your sorrow.
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Ten bucks says Al Bundy can drive
his head right through the door.
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Oh, no.
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- Hey, big Al. How are you, Al?
- Eli!
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It's good to see you.
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- Hello, Peggy.
- Don't touch me, Eli.
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No problem. No problem.
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You know, you marrying Peg
was the only bet I ever lost.
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Me too.
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So, what are you doing these days, Eli?
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I'm a psychiatrist. What do you do?
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- A garbage salesman.
- That's great. That's great.
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Why don't you say hello to the gang?
They're sitting over there.
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I'm sitting with the jocks.
Why don't you join them.
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Oh, after you. Oh, and after...
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Bundy!
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- How you doing?
- Jimbo.
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Rick.
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Speedy. How you doing, Al?
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Jeez, Speedy, you're looking great.
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Exercise.
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I'm a golfer. You look like
you could still play football, Al.
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- How do you stay in shape?
- Running from Peg on sex nights.
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You want to see something funny?
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You remember the nerds,
Tyrone and Milton?
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The guy who used to eat his pen? Look
at them over there with the other nerds.
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Still sitting together.
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You should have done
your own homework, guys.
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Eat your pen, Milton.
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Hey, Peggy. Did you hear Connie
Bender's gonna be reunion queen?
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Hey, Speedy. Did you hear
there's a new invention?
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It's called breath spray.
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Now, I'm gonna go try
to get more votes for queen.
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You guys sit back and reminisce
about being human.
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And don't you do anything stupid.
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Don't worry, beautiful.
I'll keep an eye on him.
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Say, Al. I just happen to have
this nail here.
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Ten bucks says Bundy can drive it
through this table with his head.
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Oh, come on, guys. I don't do that kind
of thing anymore. I'm an adult now.
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Hey, what happened? Your head
ain't as hard as it used to be, huh?
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Place your bets.
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Well, the boot soup is almost ready.
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Let it simmer, Kel.
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I've got a plan.
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You know what they have at reunions?
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A lot of old drunks to roll?
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Food, bimbostein.
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We're gonna crash this party
and get some for ourselves.
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They'll never let us in.
We're under 80.
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I'll take care of that.
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Now, we just need some information.
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And I know the two all-day suckers
who can give it to us.
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Mr. and Mrs. Rhoades.
Good of you to come.
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You said you needed some help
with your homework?
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Yes. Do either of you know anything
about ancient history?
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Why, yes we do.
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Tell us about the 1960s.
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Well, strife was rampant
because of the Civil War.
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But then came electricity, and before
you know it, Marcie and I went home.
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- Marcie.
- Oh, now, Steve.
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Their little minds are reaching out
for knowledge.
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Why, of course we remember the '60s.
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And, oh, what a time it was.
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Incense and peppermints.
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Young Republican meetings.
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Yeah. We cared about things
in those days, kids.
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I remember protesting the dress code
in our school.
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I still remember the principal's face
when we took pennies out of loafers...
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...And wore our shirts out of our pants.
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And if that wasn't enough, one
day I even put a little dimple in my tie.
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He's a rebel,
and he'll never ever be any good.
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We may be asking the wrong people.
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We're gonna have to go to the library.
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Well, there goes another thing
I said I'd never do.
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Well, yes, I do need the votes,
but I don't do that anymore.
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But could you vote for me anyway?
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Votes. Votes. Votes.
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Thelma. Thelma McKecknie.
Remember me?
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Peggy Wanker.
Candidate for reunion queen.
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- How you been?
- Oh, I've been fine.
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I pretty much recovered
from your stealing Teddy...
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...My high school sweetheart,
and the only man I ever loved.
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Of course, you dumped him a week later.
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You stole my boyfriend.
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You stole my boyfriend.
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You stole my father.
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Well, just to let you know,
I'm running for reunion queen...
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...And I would really appreciate your vote.
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Oh, I guess this is a Connie table, huh?
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Oh, Al. It's no use.
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I've worked the room for over an hour,
and I've lost three votes.
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Connie's gonna be reunion queen.
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By the way, honey,
how'd you hurt your forehead?
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Shaving.
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This is never gonna work, Bud.
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It's not Bud. Moonbeam.
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Tonight my name is Moonbeam,
and your name is Piece.
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P-I-E-C-E.
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Now, act cool.
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- Groovy.
- Groovy.
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- Groovy.
- Groovy.
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- Groovy.
- Groovy.
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Bud, didn't they say anything besides
"Groovy" back in the '60s?
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Well, girls like you still said,
"Come and get it."
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Let me check my '60s vocabulary book.
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Hey, bro.
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Power to the people.
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Free Huey.
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And Dewey and Louie too.
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You know, Kel, sometimes I think I can
actually hear your brain come to a halt.
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Come on.
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- Love.
- Aquarius.
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- Hair.
- The answer, my friend...
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...Is blowing in the wind.
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Turn on. Tune in. Kill whitey.
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Al, tell us again
about your winning touchdown...
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...For the city championship.
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I don't know if I remember
that much about it.
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Now, let's see.
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It was November 17th, 4:40 p.m.
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Wind coming out of the southeast
at 12 miles per hour, gusting to 30.
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Al, let's go home.
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Peg, home is where the horror is.
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- I'm talking to Hooter.
- Vicky.
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Vicky here.
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Why don't you go run for something?
You know, a queen, a man, a bus.
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With grim determination,
I strode out onto the field.
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Oh, Peggy.
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I see you're a little down.
Let me make you feel better.
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I'll only be queen for one night...
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...But you, why you've got
your whole life to be nothing.
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Feel better? Because I know I do.
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Oh, Mr. Bundy, you are so magnificent.
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Did you really give up a chance
to play for the Bears for your wife?
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I figured if I'm gonna take
a kick to the groin...
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...Might as well be for love.
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You're a very lucky woman.
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Are you allowed to vote for queen?
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- No.
- Then shut up.
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Hello, everyone.
Yeah, it's me, Tim Potter.
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You'll remember me as
president of the senior class...
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...And now of Tim's Mortuary.
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Anyway, I know you're all anxiously
awaiting the vote for reunion queen.
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Well, there's just 20 minutes left for
you to get your ballots in the box here.
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And for the lucky gal who's elected
queen, we'll bury you at half price.
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Of course, we won't bury you very deep.
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You know, Peg, I'm having the time
of my life.
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Being married to you,
I forgot how great I was.
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Why, oh, why did I leave high school?
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You were 30, Al.
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Long time between feedings, huh?
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Long time between lovings too,
sweet thing.
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Give it up. You'd be eating alone
in a women's prison.
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Andy? Lola?
God, you two haven't changed a bit.
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It's Milton. Remember? I eat my pen.
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Get lost, geek.
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You haven't changed a bit.
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Well, I'm gonna be an adult about this.
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Connie's gonna be reunion queen...
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...So I'm just going to be happy
for the old scuzzbag.
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What's that smell?
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Do they let cattle in here?
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Oh, hi, Connie.
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Piggy, I see you've got a good seat
for my coronation.
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We will need a red carpet, though.
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Can we use your hair?
Everything but the roots I mean.
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Well, if you need a rug, you could
always shave your back, hon.
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Hey, Al...
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...I've done a lot of thinking
about this rivalry that we have.
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I think the whole thing is silly.
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Truth is, I can't think of a thing
you can do better than me.
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Well, why don't you ask your wife
about that, Jack?
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All right, Bundy. Bottom line.
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You know that fight we were supposed
to have after graduation?
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I'm starting to realize that maybe you
didn't hurt yourself...
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...Jumping over that Mustang.
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I think you just punked out.
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Say good night, Jack.
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Sit down, mongo. You promised
if I brought you here, no fighting.
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I'm sorry. I must have got carried away.
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See, for a moment there,
I thought I was a man.
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Kids, get those last votes in.
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We tally the count
and crown the queen in one minute.
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Hey, Bundy.
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Give a lady a seat.
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Well, you know, Peg, it's like I told you
on our wedding night...
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...When you woke me up.
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You sure know how to ruin a good time.
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You know, Al.
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I'm not gonna come out
a winner tonight, but at least you can.
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You want him?
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Go get him.
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Let's rock.
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Fight! Fight! Twenty bucks on Bundy.
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Good luck, honey.
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And remember, I'm right behind you.
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Smash him! Crash him!
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Beat his face in!
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But, honey, take your time about it.
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Because I got a little something to do.
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Kelly?
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Bud?
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The colors. The colors.
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No, you're just having
cherry-pie flashbacks.
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Ride it out.
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I'm ashamed of you.
Sneaking out like that.
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Is that the way I brought you up?
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By the way, Bud, honey,
can you pick a lock?
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- Yep.
- And a nose.
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Okay, good.
It's this way. Come with me.
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- What's Daddy doing?
- Oh, playing with his friends.
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Now, hurry up.
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{\an8}A pathetic little lock,
wouldn't you say, Kel?
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{\an8}Yeah, a Jacobsen 360.
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{\an8}Single barrel, two tumblers.
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{\an8}Why didn't they just lock it
with a piece of gum?
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- Tweezers.
- Tweezers.
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Have you guys done this before?
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00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:14,828
No.
244
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,398
- Graphite.
- Graphite.
245
00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:21,334
Well, I'm gonna go see
how your daddy's doing.
246
00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:29,142
You can do it, honey!
247
00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:35,782
Take your time, Al. It's not sex.
248
00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:43,223
How's it going, kids?
249
00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:45,124
Viola.
250
00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:48,495
It's voilà, Kel.
251
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:51,064
Hey, I failed Spanish, okay?
252
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:55,335
Quiet, you two.
Mommy's got an election to fix.
253
00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:03,309
Hurry up, Mom, they're coming back.
254
00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:07,280
Who won? Who won?
255
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,594
Bundy! Bundy!
256
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:23,062
Bundy! Bundy!
257
00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:37,210
Well, I knew you could do it, Al.
Buddy, you just bought me a car.
258
00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:39,846
Here's a dollar.
Go buy yourself a tooth.
259
00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:43,449
Oh, Al, I just knew you could do it.
260
00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:45,318
Are you okay, honey?
261
00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:49,255
- Well, actually, Peg--
- They're gonna announce the queen.
262
00:19:49,455 --> 00:19:52,258
All right! That was some fight, huh?
263
00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:56,296
And speaking of fights,
it's time to pick a queen.
264
00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:58,531
You know, I really think
I need a doctor.
265
00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:02,669
God, it's always you, you, you.
266
00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:04,704
Why didn't I leave you at home?
267
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:07,774
Let's have our four queen finalists
up here, please.
268
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,315
I'm so happy to be nominated.
269
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,218
Gee, I wonder who it will be.
270
00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:20,954
Good luck, Peggy.
271
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:23,523
Good luck, Connie.
272
00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:28,494
And our Polk High reunion queen is:
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Larry Fleishman.
274
00:20:30,496 --> 00:20:31,998
Yes!
275
00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:36,936
Throw out an anchor, Fleishman.
I'm just kidding.
276
00:20:40,173 --> 00:20:45,111
Okay, really, the winner is,
and by a landslide...
277
00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:49,048
...Every boy's fantasy,
every mother's nightmare...
278
00:20:49,215 --> 00:20:51,818
...Peggy Wanker Bundy.
279
00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:53,886
Bundy! Bundy!
280
00:20:54,053 --> 00:20:55,822
Bundy! Bundy!
281
00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:57,991
Me?
282
00:20:58,157 --> 00:21:00,226
Me? I...
283
00:21:00,994 --> 00:21:03,830
I just don't know what to say.
284
00:21:03,997 --> 00:21:07,266
Out of my way, she-dog.
285
00:21:09,335 --> 00:21:13,640
And now the queen will dance
the spotlight dance with her king.
286
00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:25,485
Oh, Al. This is the best night of my life.
287
00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:29,756
That's great, Peg. But you know,
I really think I'm hurt bad.
288
00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:32,191
Oh, honey, this is such
a beautiful moment.
289
00:21:32,358 --> 00:21:35,261
Don't spoil it with your whining.
290
00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:38,765
You know, I really am lucky.
291
00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:44,070
Out of all the guys here,
you're the best one.
292
00:21:46,372 --> 00:21:49,275
Aren't you gonna say the same to me?
293
00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:53,212
Was the go-go dancer in our class, Peg?
294
00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:56,182
No, Al.
295
00:21:56,349 --> 00:21:58,418
Then I married the prettiest girl
in school.
296
00:21:58,584 --> 00:22:01,020
Oh, Al.
297
00:22:09,462 --> 00:22:15,134
Honey, you know what would top
this night off just perfectly?
298
00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:18,471
Oh, no.
299
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:23,943
Come on.
You can't tell me you don't want to.
300
00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:26,612
What's that in your pocket?
301
00:22:28,715 --> 00:22:30,850
My rib.
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