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Where glamour meets
Dame Fortune...
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...Here we are at the Luckiest Men
on Earth party.
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And look, isn't that Joe Piscopo
at poolside?
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Al, have you seen my ashtray?
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Oh, there it is.
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Yeah, I thought the beer tasted
like your hamburgers.
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It's an old family recipe.
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Of course, Mom's was a little different.
She chewed tobacco.
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Yeah. I remember her lemonade.
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Mom, Dad, I love you.
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No, I already took some. Thanks.
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I just wanted to remind you
that tomorrow's the big day...
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...So thanks for letting me have
my pajama party.
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You're not having a pajama party.
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I'm still getting flashbacks
from the last one you had.
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Daddy, I was eight.
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But the judge wanted to try you
as an adult.
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Mommy, thanks for letting me
have my pajama party.
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You're welcome.
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Oh, no. I'm not gonna sit here and let
you two make my decisions for me.
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That's how we had Bud.
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Well, Dad, if you remember, I was the
first one to say let's throw him back.
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You promised another pajama party.
It's right here in black and white.
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You signed it when I was eight.
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"Absolutely no parties
involving pajamas, music...
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...Or shaving Daddy's head while he sleeps...
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...Until you're 16. Signed, your father,
God help me, Al Bundy."
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You can't hold me to that.
I thought I'd be dead by now.
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Well, the joke's on you, Dad.
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No. Actually, the joke's on me...
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...But not very often.
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Hey, Kel. Word through the peephole
in the girls' shower room...
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...Is that you're having a pajama party.
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Is this true?
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Girls, here, in pajamas?
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Bud, please, your pimple is squirting me.
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Mom, please, it's girls only.
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Can't you send him somewhere,
like Steve and Marcie's...
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...The zoo, the feeb tank at Marineland?
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Bud, while Kelly's having her party,
you will stay in your room.
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And you're only allowed out for dinner,
which means you'll be in your room.
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Oh, come on, Bud. Just pretend
that it's a normal Saturday night.
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Turn the lights down low,
put on some soft music...
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...And dial 1-800-NO-DATE.
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No, Kel.
If it was a normal Saturday night...
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...I'd be busy selling low numbers
to the guys outside your window.
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- Eat toe rot.
- Lick roadkill.
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You know, I'm getting hungry.
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Thanks, Mom.
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By the way, on party night,
I want you two in your room by 7:00...
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...And no coming out during the party.
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If my friends knew
what you looked like, I'd die.
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Peg, this is my house.
I pay for it, I live in it.
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I like to think I can roam around it
like any other desperate caged animal.
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What am I supposed to do
locked in a room with you all night?
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Well, I, too, have a promissory note
you signed when Kelly was eight.
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It's for sex, Al.
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Oh, no. Is it 1989 already?
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Yes, and I believe
it's the Year of the Snake.
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Oh, please let this be a bullet
with my name on it.
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Never anything I want.
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We love you guys.
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Yeah, caught between a rock
and a horny place.
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- What do you want?
- We just wanted to say how we felt...
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...Oh, and to ask if you'd watch
our house while we're in New York.
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Steve's taking me to the theater, then
we're gonna check into this little hotel.
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It's not really little. It's 200 a night.
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How come you never take me to a hotel, Al?
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Because you'd just find your way home.
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Look. We stopped the mail...
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...Canceled the newspaper,
put all the plants in the bathtub.
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All you have to do is let the plumber in
to fix the sink.
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Steve, now that I hear myself say it,
I'm not sure they can do it.
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Marcie, it's so easy, a chimp could do it.
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Unfortunately, we couldn't find a chimp...
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...So we lower our standards
and go with these two.
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Here you go.
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Oh, and if a chimp comes by,
tell him we couldn't wait any longer.
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Have a nice time. Enjoy the show.
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Have a safe trip.
Don't worry about a thing.
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They're gone. I got the key.
Let's loot their house.
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You know, Peg, you can learn a lot
about people going through their safe.
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I wonder if Steve knows that the house
is only in Marcie's name.
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And I wonder if Marcie knows...
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...That Steve's mother is the beneficiary
to his life insurance.
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We may not have much, but at least we
don't keep secrets from one another.
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You said it, Al.
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Come on, Kel, I cleaned your whole
room. I alphabetized all your albums.
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I even put an "over one million served"
sign on the wall by your bed.
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Now can I stay for your party, please?
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No, pus bomb, you can't.
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Come on, Kel,
I'm not gonna touch anything.
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I just wanna, you know, say hello,
ask how it's going...
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...Watch their moist, nubile, young bodies--
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Mom, can't the vet neuter him
or put him to sleep or something?
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Bud, you will stay in your room.
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Spell it.
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Gee, Al, they grow up so fast.
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Yeah. Kelly's a young woman,
Bud's a Peeping Tom.
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Where does the time go?
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Daddy, we don't have any food.
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My underwear has no elastic.
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Take it up with June Cleaver here.
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So who died and made me mom?
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I'm sorry. I'm being selfish,
aren't I, June?
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Well, I'm going shopping...
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...So if I don't come back in four days,
eat without me.
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If I do come back, call the doctor...
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...Because, obviously,
I don't know who I am.
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Oh, could you pick me up some pantyhose?
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Nude toes, sheer to the tummy.
And some tampons.
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I'm dead. Why don't I fall down?
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If you're a kidnapper, don't forget
the little male child upstairs.
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Have a nice day.
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Excuse me, ma'am, but I'm looking
for a Steve's Roadhouse.
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It's next door.
Here are the keys.
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Oh, and if you get thirsty...
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...There's some good wine
under a false tile in the bathroom.
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Like I wouldn't have found it myself?
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Work, work, work.
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You know, Mom, the house
is kind of dirty for my party.
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Do you think Dad will have time
to clean it?
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It's Daddy's day off.
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Of course he will.
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Coming up on Woman World,
"Men: Herd Them Up, Kill Them All."
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How you doing, Peg?
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You know, we're gonna have to get you
a little motor for that couch.
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Then you could putter around
the living room during commercials.
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You know, I do plenty around here.
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Who do you think put that bull's-eye
on the toilet for you?
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So I let the plumber in
over at Steve and Marcie's.
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Oh, they'll be so happy. By the way,
did you know their house is gone?
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What do you mean, "gone"?
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Gone.
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Like my hopes, my dreams, my future.
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Oh, gone.
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It can't be gone.
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Al!
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Steve and Marcie's house is gone.
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Nothing gets by you, does it, Peg?
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Except a house.
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Have a nice party, honey.
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We'll be at Grandma's for a week or so.
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When Steve and Marcie get back...
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...They're probably gonna wanna know
where their house is...
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...But if they don't bring it up,
you don't bring it up.
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And remember, no boys at the party.
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You make one mistake
when you're eight years old...
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...And they never let you forget it.
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I don't wanna go to your mother's.
I see how she looks at me.
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Like I was between two pieces of bread.
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We all know what happened to her dog.
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They never proved that.
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It's Steve and Marcie.
They're home early.
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I just know they're gonna be
in a foul mood.
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Hope they're not gonna come over here.
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Well, what are they doing?
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Well, they're looking at their hole.
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Now they're looking at our house.
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Now their hole.
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Now our house.
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Yep. I knew it. Here they come.
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I just know they're gonna blame us.
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Who is it?
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Open up in there!
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Oh, hey, Steve.
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I'd love to talk to you, but I know you're
all tired out from your trip and all...
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...So why don't you just turn in,
and we'll chat tomorrow.
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Nighty-night.
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Who is it?
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Hey, Steve, now, that's rude.
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A man's home is his castle.
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Well, mine is a moat, Al.
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- What did you do with our house?
- Well, now, relax. Just relax.
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Tell us about your trip first.
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You wanna hear about our trip?
Okay, I'll tell you about our trip.
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First, they lost our luggage,
then our hotel reservations.
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The play we wanted to see stunk...
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...And I didn't get any sleep.
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Why? Because all the good
heating grates were taken.
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So we came home.
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- You have anything to tell us?
- Well, Kelly's having a party...
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- ...Bud's doing well in school--
- Where's our house, Al?
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It's a chicken restaurant in Waukegan.
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You didn't think I knew, did you?
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See, this is really so funny.
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See, this guy came over
and asked for Steve's Roadhouse.
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I thought he said
Steve Rhoades' house.
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And then one thing led to another,
and your house was gone.
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Oh, look. Marcie's coming to.
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Oh, I had this awful dream.
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I dreamt I was Dorothy
in The Wizard of Oz .
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Peggy, you were the good witch.
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Al, you were looking for a brain.
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And, Steve...
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...You were Don Johnson naked.
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Then a train went through a tunnel...
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...And our house was gone.
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I'm feeling better now.
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Did you remember to let the plumber in?
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Well, Peggy gave me this tacky peignoir.
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Did Al give you a T-shirt to sleep in?
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Steve, we're homeless.
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Well, not really, Marcie.
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We've got our VCR...
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...Our blankets...
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...And everything else they could strap
to their backs and haul over here.
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So except for our actual house,
we're as close to home as you can be.
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Well, I'm happy as long as I have you.
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Yeah, right.
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Good night, honey.
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They're here! They're here!
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Who's here, and why?
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- Guess who's pregnant? Julie Shore!
- She's such a jerk! Can you believe it?
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I can't even imagine--
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Gee, Kel, who are the old people?
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Is this your mom and dad?
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Oh, God, no.
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No. These are just the neighbors.
They live in the empty lot next door.
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They look dirty.
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Who do you think you're fooling?
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I just saw you get into bed.
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Let's go, Al.
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Peg, I feel uncomfortable fooling
around with other people in the house.
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You know, Steve and Marcie, the kids, you.
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Shut up and pleasure me.
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Hey, Steve and Marcie!
How you doing?
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Look, Peg. It's Steve and Marcie.
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Don't you guys have a home?
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Hey, what's going on?
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Your daughter threw us out
of the living room...
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...We need a place to sleep,
so we came here.
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They couldn't have waited a minute.
It would've been all over...
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...Except promises
of a better performance next time.
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Don't pay any attention to her.
I'm glad you kids are here.
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Stay as long as you want.
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Oh, thanks, Al.
We're suing you, you know.
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Fine.
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Take it all.
I've had too much for too long.
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Let's just all go to sleep so this day
of a thousand deaths can end.
241
00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:02,088
This is horrible.
I just can't take it anymore.
242
00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:07,627
- We'll get our house back tomorrow.
- Not that. I smell Al's feet.
243
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:17,103
Can you believe Charlene?
What a loser.
244
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:19,572
- God, I hate her.
- She's so phony.
245
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:22,375
And a boring slob.
246
00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:25,044
She couldn't turn a boy on with a switch.
247
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:27,514
I know. She's so gross.
248
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:30,450
Oh, hi, Charlene.
You look great.
249
00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:34,521
We were just saying that you must
have to beat the boys off with a stick.
250
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:37,390
My turn.
251
00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:44,230
- God, I hate her.
- She is so annoying.
252
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:47,600
- Oh, I hate her.
- She doesn't shave her armpits either.
253
00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:02,682
Good evening, ladies.
254
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,686
Just a little reminder.
255
00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:10,223
When you get tired of the endless
drone of girlish chatter...
256
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:12,225
...Step up to pleasure.
257
00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:15,328
Step up to Club Bud.
258
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:22,669
Get out of here, you little she-male.
259
00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:26,573
No, that's okay. Let him stay.
I think he's cute.
260
00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:29,375
You and the rest of the world, babe.
261
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:33,112
Oh, Bud, you drive me crazy.
262
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:35,415
Let me give you something special.
263
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:37,584
Close your eyes.
264
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,691
Pucker up, baby.
265
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:51,698
Come on, baby. Give me all you got.
266
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,609
Very funny. Very funny.
267
00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:06,179
Just another fine example of bimbo wit.
268
00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:09,782
I'm done. Finished. I'm going upstairs.
269
00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:12,151
Bud, before you go, can you say:
270
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:16,289
"I'm drinking milk, and one day,
I'm gonna be big and strong"?
271
00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:27,200
Oh, by the way, I almost forgot.
There were a few messages for you.
272
00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:30,403
Let me see.
Dan Peterson called.
273
00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:34,207
He said, tomorrow night
behind the seven-Eleven will be fine.
274
00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:37,377
I don't think anybody wants to hear this.
275
00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:40,179
Dan Peterson. That's my boyfriend.
276
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,582
Oh, is he?
277
00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:45,752
Gee, Kelly thinks he's hers.
278
00:19:45,919 --> 00:19:48,354
Oh, well. Let's see.
279
00:19:49,255 --> 00:19:52,492
Greg Barnett called too.
You have a date with him Tuesday.
280
00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:55,295
Oh, and wear something tight.
281
00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:59,332
Wait a minute. I'm dating Greg.
282
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:01,467
Well.
283
00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:04,704
Let's see.
Whose boyfriend is Bobby Brocatto?
284
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,539
- Mine.
- Mine.
285
00:20:09,475 --> 00:20:12,512
Well, you guys have a lot to talk about.
286
00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:14,280
Good night.
287
00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:19,018
- You're seeing my Greg?
- And Dan?
288
00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:21,921
Well, I wasn't gonna keep them.
289
00:20:22,288 --> 00:20:23,856
- Sow.
- Trollop.
290
00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:25,792
- Tramp.
- Slut.
291
00:20:25,959 --> 00:20:28,461
Bundy.
292
00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:32,832
What do you think you're doing?
293
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,636
What do you think you're doing?
294
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:46,613
Yum, yum, give me some.
295
00:20:56,422 --> 00:21:01,628
How can he get that smell
with only ten toes?
296
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:05,531
- Go to sleep, Marcie.
- I can't. I'm too upset.
297
00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:08,267
I miss our little house.
298
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:11,904
I know, but we'll get it back, angel cups.
299
00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:16,843
You haven't called me angel cups
in a long time, sugar tush.
300
00:21:19,846 --> 00:21:24,450
Remember what I said when we didn't
think we could afford a house?
301
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,653
We need no home.
302
00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:29,722
Our love is shelter enough
against any storm.
303
00:21:35,528 --> 00:21:39,399
Man, thy name is Steve.
304
00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:41,668
And love, thy name is Marcie.
305
00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:47,473
The warmth of your arms is my hearth.
306
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,476
And your strong arms are my support beams.
307
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:52,812
And your lips are my doorways to heaven.
308
00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:56,115
And your blue eyes
are the windows to my world.
309
00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:57,650
And your hair...
310
00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:08,761
- Where are you guys going?
- We're going to sleep in the hole, Bud.
311
00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:12,598
Good night, kids. Oh, Kelly.
312
00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:18,071
- Honey, remember, no boys.
- Okay, Mom.
313
00:22:18,705 --> 00:22:20,473
Good girl.
314
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,975
Oh, Al, it's raining.
315
00:22:23,142 --> 00:22:26,813
Good. I'll sleep with my mouth open,
maybe I'll drown.
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