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Kids! Let's prove to your mom
once and for all...
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...That you don't need food to eat good.
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What did you find
for the Bundy snack tray?
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Three M&M's, a crouton and this.
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I found it in the cuff of my pants.
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Well, cut the tail off
and throw it in the pot.
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Kelly, how were the pickings
in the basement?
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I got a half-eaten piece of cheese
from the mousetrap.
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Too bad we couldn't get the mouse.
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- Anything else?
- Oh, yeah.
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I got a half a dozen large raisins
that were scattered by the trap.
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Well, let's save these babies
for Christmas.
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We'll put them in Grandma's fruitcake.
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We'll combine the rest of this stuff with
the Froot Loops I fought the dog over...
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...And we'll have ourselves some nice
little yummy Bundy trail mix.
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I don't know, Dad.
I like the way Mom makes it.
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Well, so do I, Bud,
but we're out of cough syrup.
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All right, sit down. Your mom should
be home any minute with the tapes...
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...And then it's Bundy night at the movies.
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And after that, it's Bundy night
in the bathroom.
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We never get to rent any good movies.
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You know why? Because we are
the last family on earth with Beta.
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Yeah, Dad.
Why can't we get a VHS machine?
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We're missing a lot of good movies.
I heard they made a second Godfather .
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If it was any good,
it would have been on Beta.
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Come on, we're gonna watch a movie,
we've got munchies and each other.
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- What more could we ask for?
- Hope.
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- Food.
- Pride.
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- Heat.
- An alias.
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Underwear.
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Yeah. An annulment.
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All right, so our life stinks.
At least we're gonna have movies.
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I sent your mother to Bob's Betas
and Bell-Bottoms in Milwaukee.
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How come Mom can cross state lines
and I can't?
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Because your mom didn't go in a van
with a bumper sticker that read:
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"Don't come a-knocking
if you see this van a-rocking."
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That can be taken a lot of different ways.
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And so can you.
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Well, it's about time.
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What do we have, The Predator,
The Terminator?
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Oh, Heavenly Dog!?
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Peg, I wanted Schwarzenegger.
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So did I.
But I got you, and you got Beta.
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- Al, I am really upset with your wife.
- Kill her.
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Anyhow, I'm getting off I-94...
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...Listening to Toscanini blend
precisely with the sound...
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...Of my fine German automotive machinery...
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...When a reckless driver cut me off.
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Well, live and let live, I say.
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But when I pull up next to him
at the light...
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...Your wife leans over
and gives him the finger.
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All right, Mom! Way to go!
I would've done the same thing.
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Excuse me, but before the Neanderthal
jamboree really kicks in...
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...I might mention he had a bumper sticker...
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...That said, "I heart San Quentin."
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Did you spit on the hood?
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I spit in that direction,
but Steve's window was up.
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Yeah, enjoy, enjoy,
but I'm the guy he followed.
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God, I hope I lost him.
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Well, of course I lost him with those
defensive driving moves I made.
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You see, a fine automobile in the hands
of a man with catlike reflexes--
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- Hey, there is a guy stopping here.
- Oh, my God, it could be him!
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Look at the size of him.
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He looks like acid
must have been thrown in his face.
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This guy's fresh out of the asylum!
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Oh, that's my date.
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Bye.
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- Have a good time, honey.
- Thanks.
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Hey, here's another car.
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He's slowing down.
Now he's coming...
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That's him. There's the "I heart
San Quentin" bumper sticker.
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He wrote down my license plate
number. He's pulling away.
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Hey, you! Yeah, you found us.
So, what are you gonna do about it?
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Come on, you nose-rag. Any time.
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Every now and then, she makes me so proud.
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Gee, Mr. Rhoades, you seem scared.
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I'm not scared, really. You know me,
I'm not a man who runs from trouble.
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Trouble troubles me, I trouble trouble.
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It's trouble.
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Steve?
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What's going on?
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I just got back from the video store...
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...And I noticed your car
smelled like chicken.
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When I looked closer, I found
six pigeons roasting on your radiator.
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I told you not to drive through the park.
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Oh, now life means something to you.
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Hot pigeons, you say?
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Bud?
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I'm way ahead of you, Dad.
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Steve, are you okay? You look pale.
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Oh, my God. You didn't eat here, did you?
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I couldn't decide which color wine
goes with slop.
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Believe me, Marcie, I'm fine.
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Hey. Tapes.
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Look. The Predator , Dirty Harry .
Judy's Huge Date?
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Those are private tapes, Al.
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Why can't we get tapes like these, Peg?
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They're VHS, Al.
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Of course they're VHS.
Only an idiot would own Beta.
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Or someone who believes a woman's
orgasm is brought on by yelling:
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"Come on, will you?!"
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What happened to your date?
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He wanted to study, so I just had
to tell him I am not that kind of girl.
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Hey, guys, the Colonel's here.
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Let's go home. They don't have a virgin
to sacrifice, they may turn on us.
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Listen, Marcie, I've been thinking.
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We don't have the Bundys over to our
house enough.
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That's your rule, Steve.
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Remember the speech that began:
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"I'd watch a colorized version of
Casablanca before I'd let those--"
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I know, I know.
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But I think it would be a nice gesture
to share our VHS format...
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...With our neighbors and good
friends, the Bundys. What do you say?
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Well, pigeon is better the second day.
Let's go.
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What's this all about, Steve?
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Nothing. I just want to spend
an evening or two with friends.
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Kel, some guy's gonna beat the tar
out of Mr. Rhoades.
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Oh, cool.
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And then there's that.
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Peg, this is just like
being in a real theater.
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Yeah, but here Bud isn't on the floor
trying to look up girls' dresses.
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You know, Marcie,
that jerk just cut me off.
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Didn't even look. Just cut me off.
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If he'd gotten out of his car
when it had happened...
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...He and I could have settled it
mano a mano .
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You're more of a man
for having walked away.
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Yeah. Twice the man
of this wimp Eastwood here.
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Well, Clint said
he didn't want mayonnaise.
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I just can't get that jerk off my mind.
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I just wish I had a second chance.
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I tell you, I'd do things a little
differently in my present state of mind.
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- Sorry.
- I know you would, Steve.
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But you chose not to unleash your fury,
and I admire you for it.
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They refused Clint's credit card.
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Don't leave home without it.
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Hey, we're trying to watch a movie
here. Will somebody get that?
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Hello?
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Yes, this is the Rhoades residence.
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Yes, that's the correct address.
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Steve, it's for you.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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He hung up.
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- He knows where I live.
- To hell with him.
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If he's stupid enough to come over here...
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...Then he deserves
what you're gonna do to him.
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Unleash your fury, Steve.
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Give him a right, a left!
Break his face!
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Punch him in the kidney!
Make him puke blood!
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Oh, how I love you.
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Look at him. He's like a caged tiger.
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If I say I'm gonna take out the garbage,
I can tunnel out under the fence...
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...Go to the bus station,
grab a handful of Greyhound...
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...And get the hell out of Dodge.
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See, I told you. If you have one
of these VHS machines...
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...You can get any movie you want.
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Yeah. It's heaven, Peg.
Hand me Rip Out Their Entrails three .
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We have the best of both worlds now.
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Beta at home, VHS here
and a refrigerator with food in it.
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Take a look around, Peg.
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It's like the second home
we always dreamed of.
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Can I make a long-distance phone call?
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Sure.
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I'm gonna go get us some more food.
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Oh, Peg, don't turn on the tape yet.
I gotta go to the can.
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Oh, no! There go our pipes.
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I'll get the goldfish out
before it's too late.
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Get our toothbrushes too!
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Should we really be worried?
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Yes. But I'd leave the goldfish in there.
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It's a good way to test the air
before you attempt reentry.
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We used to use parakeets.
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But then they learned how to talk
and started screaming for help.
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I meant, should I be worried about
the man who's stalking my husband?
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Not if you leave the bathroom door open.
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The man must have no social conscience...
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...If he cut someone off like that.
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What is society coming to?
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Are we all barbarians?
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I'll tell you, if I had my way...
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...I'd have them round up every one
of those inconsiderate savages...
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...Bury them up to their necks
and run them over with a grain reaper.
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You know, I feel the same way
about that Pippi Longstocking girl.
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God, I hate her!
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Hello.
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Hello?
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Okay, Mr. Silent Thug,
if you won't speak, I will.
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We are a peace-loving people here...
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...And you are obviously
not college-educated.
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Now I want you to leave my husband alone.
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And if you cannot control
your wanton hostility...
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...I have a list of some
qualified therapists--
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Let me handle this.
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Listen, worm food!
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You wanna take care of this, come on over.
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You've got the address.
You spineless gob of spit!
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You gutless, yellow piece of--
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He hung up.
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How rude.
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He must be on his way over.
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Well, I got him out in time,
but he won't come out of his castle.
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Boy, did I work up an appetite.
I could eat a horse.
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But since I'm not home,
I won't have to.
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Steve, the maniac called.
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Peggy dared him to come over.
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I'm afraid you're just gonna have
to give him a sound drubbing.
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Bring Mommy his ears, baby.
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I'll wear them for a necklace.
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Is there a puppy here?
I thought I heard a whimper.
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Maybe it's Kong over there.
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Look, guys.
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I may seem a trifle nervous,
but let me tell you why.
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You see...
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...I used to fight...
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...A lot.
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I was pretty handy with my dukes too.
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And I fought for the right.
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But then, when I was ten...
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...This guy and I got into it.
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We were rocking.
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I had a short fuse back then, like now.
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I thrashed him within an inch
of his eight-year-old life.
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Didn't like the feeling.
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Right then, I vowed I would never
use my hands in anger again.
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That day I went home
and hung up my fists for good.
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Oh, Steve, I never knew this.
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It's not the kind of thing I'm proud of.
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Then you must stand by your vow.
Do not fight this maniac.
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It's just that I want him so bad!
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You're so brave.
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No, Marcie.
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I'm just a man.
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Al, can I talk to you for a second?
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Al, I was never in a fight.
I ran home. I cried to my mother.
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This kid licked me like a dog.
He hung up my fists.
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I was in them at the time.
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What am I gonna do? I'm scared.
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If a second-grader hurt me, what's a
guy from San Quentin gonna do to me?
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Steve, let me tell you a little story.
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Is it about what you did upstairs?
241
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No. You'll learn about that soon enough.
242
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No, this is a story about fear.
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I know you look at me, you see my wife
and kids, you say to yourself:
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"There's a man that's not afraid
of anything."
245
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It's not true, Steve.
246
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I was afraid once.
247
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,153
When I was just a kid,
there was this beast.
248
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It was the scariest thing
you've ever seen.
249
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,592
We both wanted Peg...
250
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...Which shows that love
is not only blind, it's stupid.
251
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Every time Peg and I went out,
it was there.
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Every time I saw it, I'd run.
253
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But I knew that one day we'd have
to settle this thing once and for all.
254
00:17:19,773 --> 00:17:21,775
So one day I get sick of running.
255
00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:24,844
So one day in the schoolyard,
we went at it.
256
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It was long and brutal.
257
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:30,917
I can't say that I won,
and I can't say that I lost.
258
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Well, I definitely can't say that I won.
259
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:44,230
But after that day,
I was never afraid again.
260
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Because I stood up to the meanest,
biggest, toughest man I'd ever seen.
261
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Steve, that man was Peg's mother.
262
00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:00,680
Yeah, you can say that again, pal.
263
00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:03,483
So I don't care how long
that guy was in San Quentin.
264
00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:06,019
There is no way he'll be as mean
and as tough...
265
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...As the product
of 150 years of inbreeding.
266
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I don't wanna fight, Al.
267
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I got theater tickets for tomorrow night.
268
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:21,267
Have you ever tried to yell "bravo"
with a lip the size of a basketball?
269
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Okay. Well, how about this?
Screw a fair fight.
270
00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:26,272
Here's what you do.
The guy's gonna knock on the door.
271
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Open the door quick,
don't give him a chance to think...
272
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:33,112
...And sucker-punch him in
the breadbasket. He'll drop like an ox.
273
00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:39,319
That's what I should have done to
Peg's mother, but she horned me first.
274
00:18:43,857 --> 00:18:46,326
- I don't know, Al.
- He's here.
275
00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:48,461
I was calling every country in the world...
276
00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:50,964
...To track down that rock group,
Guns N' Roses...
277
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:54,534
...And I saw this car pull up with an
"I heart San Quentin" bumper sticker.
278
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:58,505
Bud, honey, come on out.
The fight's about to start.
279
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,407
Who are we rooting for?
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Steve, I won't think any less of you
if you don't answer the door.
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Breadbasket, Steve.
282
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Well, he's down.
283
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,841
Wanna give me a hand here, Al.
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00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,478
- This him?
- Yep.
285
00:19:56,829 --> 00:20:00,300
By the way, his breadbasket
isn't quite where I pictured it.
286
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,604
He's got a tough little forehead, though.
287
00:20:12,478 --> 00:20:15,281
Mr. Williams, are you all right?
288
00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:18,451
Well, I guess I'm going to live.
289
00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:21,120
Would somebody give me back my wallet now?
290
00:20:31,164 --> 00:20:33,066
I don't know why I came over here.
291
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,301
I had a feeling you might be an animal.
292
00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:37,303
Not an animal, really.
293
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:41,107
Just a man who will fight
to protect the rule...
294
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...Of one car length
for every ten miles per hour of speed.
295
00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:49,082
Well, I should say
what I came over here to say.
296
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,950
I'm sorry I cut you off.
297
00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:55,955
Well, I'm sorry you had to see
the ugly side of me...
298
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...But when challenge challenged me,
I challenged challenge.
299
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Yeah. Right.
300
00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:08,067
By the way...
301
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:12,238
- ...Why were you in San Quentin?
- I torch Mercedes.
302
00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:15,208
They say I'm almost cured.
303
00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:19,679
Hey. And you've got a nice one.
304
00:21:22,548 --> 00:21:25,418
Well, it's only a car.
305
00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:28,955
But the memory of that punch
will last me a lifetime.
306
00:21:29,122 --> 00:21:31,391
You were so brave, Steve.
307
00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:36,329
Ignore them.
308
00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:40,533
I think you proved your courage
once and for all by beating up that...
309
00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:42,602
...Little man.
310
00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:47,173
Yeah. Just think what you could do
to a second-grader now.
311
00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:50,076
Let them scoff.
312
00:21:50,677 --> 00:21:54,614
I saw the glimmer of the sweat
as it glistened on your brow...
313
00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:58,985
...The bulging of your muscle
as it strained against your sleeve...
314
00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:03,156
...The clenching of your buttocks
as you leapt into the fray.
315
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Take me, big man. Take me.
316
00:22:10,396 --> 00:22:12,632
By the way, get out.
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00:22:16,169 --> 00:22:18,171
Kids, you know what we gotta do.
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