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Peg.
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Dinner.
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Peg no home.
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She go shop. We no eat.
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Kelly, why don't you cook old Dad
something to eat.
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Daddy, I am practically a woman.
I don't cook.
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Why don't you just do what I do
when I get hungry? Get a date.
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And slit your skirt up to your chin.
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Bud, you don't date.
How do you eat?
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Well, just like the proud Indian,
I've learned to live off the land.
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For instance, let me show you what I mean.
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Now...
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...You see this crack between
the stove and the wall?
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Every now and then,
I'll find, say, a fuzzy M&M.
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Peel the protective coating,
and you've got a nice little dose...
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...Of simple carbohydrates.
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Don't throw away that colorful shell.
It makes a hardy base for soup.
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Then I'll get the hanger, a piece of gum,
and a-hunting we will go.
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Oh, hi, Kelly.
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Honey, help me hide these
before your father gets home.
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Hi, Al.
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Thanks, Peg. I had a french fry on
the hook, and you made me drop it.
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It'll be there tomorrow.
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I have a bone to pick with you, Al.
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There wouldn't be any
meat on it, would there?
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No.
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I am really upset.
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I went shopping today. You know,
spending here, spending there...
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...To warm up to some serious shopping.
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Well, just when I was loose and ready...
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...Bam, you ran out of money.
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Look at these bags.
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This is what you make, Al. All of it.
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I must be the most patient woman on earth.
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Kids, I am sorry you had to hear this.
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Oh, I wasn't listening, Mom.
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Dad, could we have some money
to go out to dinner?
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Kids, today's Thursday.
You know we don't eat till Friday.
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Al, you are a total disgrace.
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Come here, kids. Here you go.
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You can always depend on Mom.
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- Thanks, Mom.
- Thanks, Mom.
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There. You happy, Al?
Now I'm broke too.
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Well, we may as well face it.
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We just can't make it as a
single-income family anymore.
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Me and the girls talked about it
over lunch and we all agree.
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You'll just have to get a second job.
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You're that afraid
I'll live out the year, Peg?
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What's wrong with you getting
a second job?
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Peg, let me state this
as clearly as I can.
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I would rather rip off my nose
with a can opener.
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I would rather bob for apples in a sewer.
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I would rather have a catheter
the size of a garden hose...
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...Before I get another job
to pay for your shopping.
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Think it over. We'll talk about it later.
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Damn ants got the gum.
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I'll have to get one of my fishing rods.
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Oh, and, Peg, by the way.
Have I told you today that I loved you?
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No, Al.
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Hi, Peggy. I know it's dinner time,
but I wanted to catch you...
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...Before you called in your order.
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Gee, I'm glad you're here. I'm working
on a way to increase our income.
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Oh, you looking for a job?
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Oh, come on. It's for Al.
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He really needs a second job.
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I mean, he comes home from work
and has nothing to do...
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...But sit back and watch that TV.
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That's no kind of life for a man.
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This should revitalize him.
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Hey. "Chicken plucker."
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Pays more than a shoe salesman.
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"Must have good personality."
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Oh, well.
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"Sperm donors."
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They want someone with experience.
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You know, I have a friend that runs
a pit-bull training school.
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Does Al have a protective cup?
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What for?
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I'll put it down as a maybe.
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He could work his way up
to the guy with the tranquillizer gun.
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I don't know. Al's aim isn't very good.
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You've seen our bathroom.
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And your children.
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Now, this looks perfect.
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"No skills, no experience,
no brain required."
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Well, that's everything but his name.
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Listen.
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"The Patty Brite Company
is looking for you...
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...To distribute an exciting new line
of Patty Brite cosmetics.
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Unlimited growth potential. Work in
your own home. Earn lots of S's."
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Those are dollar signs, Peg.
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Even better.
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Then it's settled.
Al is gonna be a Patty Girl.
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Shouldn't you check with Al?
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Hey, I did not have two children
checking with Al.
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Generally, we feel you are
your own best advertisement...
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...So we like our Patty Girls
to wear our cosmetics.
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Would your husband
have a problem wearing makeup?
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Madam, my husband sells women's shoes.
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Well, at least that shows
he'll do anything.
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Very good.
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After a few months
of selling Patty products...
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...He'll be able to dump that day job.
I dumped my day job.
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- What was your day job?
- Phone sex.
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You make that much?
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This is too good for Al.
Tell me more.
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Well, there are the Patty parties.
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- You go to parties?
- That's the job.
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You see, you throw parties,
have your friends over...
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...Then watch the products sell
themselves while you do nothing.
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Well, I can do that.
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And to think I was just giving it away.
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Well, what do I need to start?
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Just a deep and abiding belief in makeup.
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And our super-deluxe
Patty Party Starter Kit.
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How much does that cost?
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Two hundred and fifty dollars.
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But that's just a drop in the bucket...
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...Compared to your first month's commish.
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Well, just how much commish
are we talking about?
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- Will you take a check?
- Sure.
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Does it have to be good?
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No. We'll just put a lien
against your husband's wages.
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I'm in.
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{\an8}Yes, I did get last week's commish...
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...And a nice commish it was too.
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Okay, here's this week's order.
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One dozen Patty powder puffs.
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A quart of Chin-Away.
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One dozen He'll Think It's
Someone Else's Eyes liner.
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And one vat of Unhh perfume.
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In addition to my regular order.
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Okay. Thanks.
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And you have a Patty day too.
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- That was delicious, Daddy.
- Oh, yeah.
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We're sorry you didn't have enough
money for you to eat, Dad.
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Oh, that's okay. That sugar water
really filled me up.
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What matters is that you two
had a nice nutritious meal.
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I just hope my begging
and whining didn't bother you.
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Well, not after we had
the waiter kick you out.
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Al, can I ask you something?
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No, we can't have any more children.
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Not that.
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If I ever the day should come
when I find a little job...
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...Is it all right if I keep
the money I make?
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Peg, if ever the day comes when
somebody pays you for what you do...
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...Grab it and spend it quickly
because the world is coming to an end.
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Thank you, Al. Thank you.
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Look what I made.
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Look. It's a check.
With Mom's name on it.
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We love you, Mommy.
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Save your breath.
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Daddy said I could keep it.
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Okay, Peg, we know Oprah
isn't paying people...
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...To watch her show with their mouths open.
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- So how'd you get the money?
- I'm a Patty Brite Girl.
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I sell cosmetics in my spare time.
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So it's a full-time job.
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No, but it's full-time pay.
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Gee, Dad, Mom makes more than you.
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Do we still have to call him Dad?
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Or do we call you Dad?
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Well, I think the check speaks for itself.
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Let's go to the mall now.
You can watch me spend.
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Dad, can you pinpoint for us
the exact moment...
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...That life passed you by?
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Son, life didn't pass me by.
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It sat on my head.
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Well, I still love you, Daddy.
I just don't have any respect for you.
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Well, Pumpkin, the feeling is mutual.
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Oh, don't worry, Al.
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It's not like I'm gonna
rub your nose in it.
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Everyone, guess what!
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I make more money than my husband!
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Well, I guess when you
come right down to it...
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...All a guy has is his dog.
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Well, Al, what do you wanna be
when you grow up?
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President of the United States.
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Then someday you will.
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Yeah, right, Mom. Try saying that
when you're sober.
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What do you want, Steve?
I was about to eat and fight cavities.
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I just heard the news
about Peggy's income.
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Well, actually, I didn't hear it.
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The neighborhood women
spray-painted it on your car.
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You sure it was paint?
Or was it man blood?
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Buck up, Al.
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So Peggy's got a bigger
income than you. So what?
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Does that make you less of a man?
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Sure, if you believe what's written
on your car.
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That aside, there are plenty
of positives to a two-income family.
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Like what, begging the wife
for some extra cash?
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Well, if you ask just right, you can
walk away with some nice pin money.
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I know, you give up a little--
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Steve, you've seen my life.
A little is all I've got.
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I know, Al, but the important thing is...
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...Women have to work for their self-esteem.
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I'm proud of Marcie.
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Even if we have to share the cooking
duties because she's tired from work.
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Of course, my mother worked
and she cooked every day.
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Good too.
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Not like those frozen fish sticks
and tater tots Marcie calls dinner.
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But I'm happy.
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Yep, I'm just...
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...A happy tater-totting, fish-sticking man.
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Pretty pathetic, Steve.
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- No kidding.
- Well, at least yours has a skill.
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If Peggy could nag in sign language,
she wouldn't need a head at all.
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How can she earn more than me?
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I can't--
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Would you like some
floss with that, Steve?
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I can't let her beat me. I have to
get a second job and not tell Peg.
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That way it'll seem like
I'm a better salesman than her...
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...And I'll get back my self-respect.
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Beam me up a burger,
Bundy, warp speed.
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People out there dying for kangaroo, huh?
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That's right.
Tell the world, Bundy.
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You didn't make the noise, Bundy.
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Hey, we got a lot of unhappy
passengers out there, crewman Bundy.
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Talk to me like a person.
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Oh, like, okay, like, old dude...
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...I had to leave the bridge
to tell you this...
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...We've had lots of complaints
about this burger.
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- What's wrong?
- You tell me what's wrong.
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Some pouch get in there?
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There's no place at Burger Trek
for a rebel, Bundy.
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Come on, you know, we got,
like, a mission to accomplish.
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To go where no burger has gone before.
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Okay. Yeah, right. That's good.
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Well, let's just start
from the beginning, okay?
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What goes on a hamburger?
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Tomato, onion, ketchup, pickle
and a squirt of beef squeezings.
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Now, that is our special sauce, Bundy.
And that goes on last.
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You've been putting yours on first...
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...And it's been washing
the coloring off the tomatoes.
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Get with the program, Bundy.
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You're a disgrace to the hat.
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Clean your station.
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Marry a redhead.
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You know, when I took this job,
they didn't say anything about cooking.
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Oh, there's some burger fur in there.
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And why isn't Bundy doing this?
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The captain didn't think he was ready.
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I mean, look at the poor old guy.
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00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:50,603
Why would a 60-year-old man
wanna work in this dump?
245
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To meet chicks.
246
00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:05,084
Bundy, Bundy, Bundy.
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00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,956
No, no. It's not that.
248
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:13,526
Look, you pulled another burger boner.
249
00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:17,764
What'd I do, send one out hot?
250
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:21,067
- No, you sent one out without onions.
- Damn.
251
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:24,571
Look, Bundy, hey. I'm not a bad guy.
252
00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:27,874
Let's just talk, like,
you know, dude-to-dude, okay?
253
00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:30,810
See, I'm up on the bridge
and I'm trying to do my homework.
254
00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:33,379
What do you want me to do,
flunk out of school...
255
00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:35,982
...And become, like, a bum
or a shoe salesman?
256
00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:40,587
Look, just get back to work.
257
00:18:40,854 --> 00:18:42,956
God, I never should've fired my dad.
258
00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:53,533
Would the crewman who overflowed
the toilet please report to the bridge?
259
00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:04,911
Here's another commission check
from Patty Brite Cosmetics.
260
00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:07,614
How does she do it, Steve?
261
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:11,651
How can she make more money than
a man who sells shoes and burgers?
262
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:16,556
Al, I made more than you
losing a tooth when I was a kid.
263
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:22,762
Well, how would you like
to make a fortune tonight, Steve?
264
00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:30,737
I can't believe it.
She can't sell more than me.
265
00:19:30,904 --> 00:19:33,139
Her customers must be morons.
266
00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:37,377
A list of idiots like that could be worth
a fortune to a good salesman.
267
00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:39,512
Damn. I wish I could find that list.
268
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:44,183
Well, maybe there's a clue in this book
that says, "Peggy's customers."
269
00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:47,520
Give me that, Steve.
That might be it.
270
00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:50,557
Now, get a pen, write this down.
271
00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:51,925
Here we go.
272
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:56,930
"Peggy Bundy, Peggy Bundy,
Peggy Bundy."
273
00:19:57,964 --> 00:20:00,967
Here it is. "Peggy Bundy."
274
00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:05,271
Why don't we skip over her and get to
the people who bought the cosmetics?
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00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:09,876
Alrighty. "Peggy Bundy,
Peggy Bundy...
276
00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:11,578
...Peggy Bundy."
277
00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:14,514
She's her own customer, Steve.
278
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:17,984
All this time she's been
buying all this stuff herself.
279
00:20:19,152 --> 00:20:21,955
Al, your life is pathetic.
280
00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:27,994
Steve. The fish sticks are thawing.
281
00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:37,837
Carp tonight.
282
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:50,750
Oh, Peg. Could you come here
a minute, please?
283
00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:56,289
What is it, Al? Did I get another
commission check?
284
00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:58,858
Did I, did I?
285
00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:01,828
- Yes, you did.
- Whee.
286
00:21:01,995 --> 00:21:03,896
Yes, "whee," indeed.
287
00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:06,733
Peg, since you're now an entrepreneur...
288
00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:10,203
...I thought it might be good for you
to learn something about business.
289
00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:12,105
From you?
290
00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:15,308
Why not? You've taken
everything else from me.
291
00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:17,243
You see, pookie...
292
00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:21,347
...Since you're the only one
buying your cosmetics...
293
00:21:21,514 --> 00:21:23,616
...You're not really making any money.
294
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:26,619
Oh, yes, I am.
They send me checks.
295
00:21:26,853 --> 00:21:29,922
Ah, yes. But you send them
much bigger ones.
296
00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:32,425
And that's what we call
in the world of business...
297
00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:35,461
...Sending your husband
rocketing to the poorhouse.
298
00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:39,198
Why didn't you sell any makeup, Peg?
299
00:21:40,066 --> 00:21:43,970
Well, like I told the girls,
it's not very good.
300
00:21:45,071 --> 00:21:46,873
Well, then why did you keep buying it?
301
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,075
Because that's how
I make my money.
302
00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:56,416
How much do we owe for the cosmetics, Peg?
303
00:21:56,683 --> 00:21:58,017
Minus my commission?
304
00:21:59,052 --> 00:22:00,353
Yes.
305
00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:05,958
Six hundred and twenty-three dollars.
306
00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:08,628
Well, at least you're not in real estate.
307
00:22:10,563 --> 00:22:13,733
- Where are you going?
- We owe a lot of money, Peg.
308
00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:15,768
I know what I have to do.
309
00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:24,544
You didn't make the noise, Bundy.
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