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Steve and Marcie throw
a nice party, don't they?
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Well, it would have been nicer
if we were actually invited.
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You know, Peg, I didn't like
those people very much...
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...Bunch of boring bankers.
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They just kept staring at me.
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Well, you did overflow the toilet
and not tell anyone.
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Well, I don't tell anyone
when I do it here.
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But you gotta give me credit,
I did try to liven things up.
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You know, I don't think a bankers'
party is the right place...
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...To stand on the buffet and yell:
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"Hey, let's wet down the wives'
T-shirts and rate their hooters!"
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- You'd have won.
- Oh, Al.
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But for once,
I gotta agree with Steve.
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This is the last party
I'm ever going to at their house.
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At least we get to
take home the leftovers.
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Excuse me, Al, but the party just started.
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I'll need the food back.
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Oh, sure, Marce.
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Oh, well, that's okay.
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I suppose you need it more than I do.
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I'll just find some gingersnaps.
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Well, Dad, we got the gas
like you told us to.
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Don't worry, I don't think anyone
at the party saw us.
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They were too busy watching Buck
mount Mrs. Vandergelder's fur coat.
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Can you believe that all this
came from one Rolls-Royce?
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Oh, hi, Mrs. Rhoades.
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Guess what.
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One of your guests' cars sprung a leak...
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...And young Bud and I thought
that it was a fire hazard.
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Luckily, we happened along with gas
cans and once again saved the day.
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Damn vandals.
I think they keyed the cars too.
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Mom, why can Buck have the coat upstairs...
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...And I can't have boys in my room?
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Because that coat can't get pregnant.
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Obviously neither can Kelly.
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That was my boss' Rolls.
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Give me that gas, you little pirates!
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Peggy, please, talk to them!
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Kids, you know the speech:
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You did a bad thing.
Don't do it anymore.
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Okay? Fine.
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Kel, this is it...
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...The last time I'm working for Dad.
From now on, I go solo.
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Much like at lovers' lane?
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You know, our kids are growing up so fast.
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It seems like only yesterday
they were only stealing from us.
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Al, your dog went on my carpet.
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In a manner of speaking, so did Al.
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You know, since we're all
throwing stones here...
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...We were really hurt not to be invited.
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It was just an oversight.
No hard feelings, I hope.
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Let's go. I wanna get my fortune
read by the psychic we hired.
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I hope I'm not intruding.
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She is incredible.
Did you sense our presence here?
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No. I sensed you were leaving
the party without paying me.
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Oh, no, Madame Olga, of course not.
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But as long as you're here,
I'd like my fortune read.
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Steve, please, I really think we should
do this back at our house.
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No. Please...
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...Sit down.
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I feel very strong vibrations here.
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Did you leave your toy running
under the couch again?
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No. It's in the shop.
It's being turbo-charged.
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I see a death.
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Oh, no.
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But it will bring you your life's wish.
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All right! Honey, you have to do this.
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No, I don't, Steve.
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With all due respect,
I don't really believe in superstition.
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It's a refuge for small minds.
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I'll go. I'll go.
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Do you a sense a death for me
that will bring me my life's wish?
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Let me see.
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An unexpected windfall will come your way.
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No death?
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Leave me.
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Alrighty. Go next, Al. This is fun.
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Feet.
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- Is that in the cards?
- No. I smell your feet.
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Well, I smell cheap Scotch on your breath.
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Just read me my fortune.
What else do you sense?
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Unfortunately, I see good fortune for you.
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Something linked to the color green.
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What do I have that's green?
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Your teeth?
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Can't I have a death like Steve?
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No. That's all I see.
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- Come on, Marcie. Your turn.
- No. I really shouldn't.
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Oh, go on, Marcie. It's fun.
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Good things are happening for everyone.
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Okay, but I don't know
what good it will do.
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I've already met my tall, dark stranger.
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What do you see for me?
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I see nothing, Mrs. Rhoades.
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Who's the guy on the card with the noose?
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No one, really.
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Could you pay me now?
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What? What is it? I have to know.
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It's good, isn't it?
Everyone else's is good.
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Well, you could interpret it as good.
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Misfortune, betrayal, disaster, tragedy.
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But those words could mean anything.
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Well, like I said,
I don't really believe in this stuff.
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Thanks, Steve. This is fun.
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I'm going to die.
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But you three will have good luck.
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You know, it's funny.
I wanted to hire a caricaturist.
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But Steve thought that might upset people.
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You were so right.
This is much better.
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Let's party.
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Come on. She's a con artist,
a fake, a charlatan.
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- Good things are gonna happen, right?
- Yeah, yeah.
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All right.
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- Hi, Marce.
- Hi, Peggy.
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Look. I'm still alive.
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I told you that fortune-teller didn't
know what she was talking about.
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I've already forgotten
what she said to me.
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You know, "misfortune, betrayal,
disaster, tragedy."
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Anything good happen to you?
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- Hey!
- Thank God.
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See, you can't take these
fortune-tellers seriously.
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They just make up stuff.
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- Mrs. Bundy?
- Yes.
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I found your husband's wallet
in the parking lot at the mall.
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It's all there, ma'am.
I didn't take anything.
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Oh, you know, he will be so happy to hear...
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...That there are still some honest
people left in the world.
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Thank you.
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Excuse me, but I came all the way over
here on my own time.
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I'm sorry.
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Can you believe it, Marcie?
A windfall, just like the gypsy said.
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I'm so happy for you.
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Oh, don't be ridiculous, Marcie.
Nothing bad ever happens to you.
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You're the luckiest person I know.
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Peggy, do you have a cat?
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No. Why?
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Oh, just wondering.
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Peg! Guess what happened.
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You remember that
fortune-teller said green?
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Well, I saw this horse, Gangrene,
running in the third race today.
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He went off at 20-to-1, and I won $200!
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That fortune-teller really knew
what she was talking about.
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I'm going to die.
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Oh, Marcie, I'm sure she was wrong.
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Steve was the only one she went
into detail with...
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...And nobody has died yet.
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Guess who just kicked the bucket.
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Only the man with the best
parking space at the bank.
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Meet the new man with
the best parking space.
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He always said I'd get that space
over his dead body.
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See you at the funeral, Simpson!
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Boy, that gypsy knew what she was
talking about.
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She sure did! I won $200 on a horse!
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Yeah, and I-- I got...
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I got the best guy in the whole world.
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So we're all winners!
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Why is everyone looking at me?
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Because you're up next.
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Smooth, Al.
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Don't you think she knows
disaster is gonna happen to her?
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Yeah, maybe it's not safe
to have her in our house.
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Oh, no. I'm not taking her to my house.
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I don't even want her
around my parking space.
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Well, aren't we the merry widower?
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Oh, buck up, cupcake.
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Daddy has some good news he's been
saving until you were at your lowest.
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Well, just how low would you
like me to get, Steve?
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Shaking, vomiting?
Perhaps if an eye dropped out.
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Give me the news!
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Your boss, Mr. Vandergelder, called.
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Of all the employees at your bank...
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...He wants you to accompany him
to his keynote speech...
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...At the Women in Banking convention.
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Really? Me?
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I'm so honored.
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I spit in Madame Olga's eye.
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Stupid gypsy.
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I'm glad I stopped payment on her check.
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Let her rot in hell,
because I'm going to the top.
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Where and when, Steve?
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Tomorrow night, 7:30, New York City.
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I love New York City!
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"If I can make it there,
I can make it anywhere."
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How am I gonna make it there, Steve?
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On a plane. You're flying.
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So that's how you're gonna die.
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I'm not going to New York, Steve.
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Well, honey, it's good for your career.
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No, Steve.
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Spiraling down to earth in a fiery hell
is not really good for my career.
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I know what's going to happen.
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The plane will crash in the ocean.
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Then we'll all scamper for lifeboats.
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I'm little.
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The big girls will push me aside like
they did in school during fire drills.
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I remember those drills.
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Orderly exit, my ass!
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They trampled me like peanut shells
on the floor of a cheap bar!
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Marcie, you can't refuse your boss.
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I hate my boss.
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Mr. Vanderdoody...
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...Of the Daughters of the American
Revolution Vanderdoodys.
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To hell with my career.
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Steve, let me talk some sense into her.
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Marcie, you're worried over nothing.
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There's no ocean
between here and New York.
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Worse thing that could happen,
you'd hit a mountain and disintegrate.
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Oh, honey. All that wisdom, and yet
we live amongst the common people.
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Marcie, you're acting like a baby.
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Millions of people fly every day.
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Be strong. And buy insurance.
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Insurance?
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Yes. As a matter of fact,
I'll take insurance with me.
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Won't it burn in the wreck, sweetie?
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I don't mean that kind
of insurance, vulture.
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I'm taking you with me.
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All of you.
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You're having good luck.
Nothing can happen to you.
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So we'll all fly to New York together.
We'll pay.
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Al! We're going to New York! Free!
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Well, if it'll make you feel safer,
we can afford four coach tickets.
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Excuse me here, Steve.
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Bundys don't fly coach.
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No. We fly first class, or we don't fly.
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Done.
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First class!
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I thought I'd have to wait for my
second husband to fly first class!
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- Miss Rhoades.
- Yes, Mr. Vandergelder.
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- Once we're in the air, I'll want coffee.
- They have flight attendants for that.
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I like it when you get me coffee.
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Yes, Mr. Vandergelder.
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And Miss Rhoades?
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I just finished reading my speech
that you wrote.
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I don't like it.
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Would you please redo it?
And make more references to me...
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...And to my tremendous commitment
to the women's movement.
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Yes, Mr. Vandergelder.
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God, I hate him.
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I'd like to punch him right
in the middle of his fat face.
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- Miss Rhoades.
- Yes, sir?
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Once we're in New York,
would you pick up a gift for my wife?
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Yes. Perhaps a picture of you
and your old Army buddy.
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How you doing there, Fluffy?
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How am I doing what?
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What do you think, Peg, could we live
in that VIP lounge or what?
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00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:03,663
Probably not. They threw us out
after you overflowed the toilet.
247
00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:06,466
Peg, you gotta see this.
248
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:10,203
Look at those poor slobs
back in coach, sitting like cattle.
249
00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:14,541
Al, that's not nice.
250
00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:18,812
Boy, the seats are big
up here in first class!
251
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,450
Hey, Marce.
252
00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:27,587
Check out the old guy sitting next
to his granddaughter over there.
253
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:34,227
Peg, come on. She's probably just
his personal flotation device.
254
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,035
Excuse me, sir.
255
00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:44,104
Please buckle your seat belt.
256
00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:49,376
Excuse me. Is the pilot any good?
257
00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:51,378
Oh, he's fantastic.
258
00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:56,349
His hands are gentle, but, oh, so rough.
259
00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:01,755
I meant, can he fly the plane?
260
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:04,491
How would I know?
261
00:17:06,092 --> 00:17:10,130
Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
This is your captain, John Canyon.
262
00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:17,704
That's it? No "have a pleasant flight"?
263
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:19,439
No "we won't crash"?
264
00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:21,741
No "Marcie Rhoades is not going to die"?
265
00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:25,178
Hey, Marce,
you're a little loud over there.
266
00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:29,182
Now, listen, you're flying first class.
Let's act like you've done this before.
267
00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:30,717
Hey, waitress!
268
00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:35,355
Sir, we have some complimentary
in-flight slippers...
269
00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:38,625
...If you'd care to take off
your shoes and relax.
270
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:53,473
Hey, stewardess!
Another round for everybody.
271
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,809
I mean, it's free up here, isn't it?
272
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:08,555
Feeling better, honey?
273
00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:11,224
Fine, fine. Not dead or anything.
274
00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:15,895
I told you that gypsy fortune-teller
was just a bunch of hooey.
275
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:17,697
This is your captain speaking.
276
00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:20,400
We're starting our initial descent over--
277
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:23,470
Whoa! Frank, turn off the intercom.
We're going down!
278
00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:24,704
What are we gonna do?
279
00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:27,440
You know I stink at landings,
you took the test for me.
280
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:31,311
Give me some gin and turn on the
intercom. I'll lie to the passengers .
281
00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:35,315
We're encountering a little
mild turbulence.
282
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:38,751
So for your safety, fasten seat belts,
extinguish all cigarettes and...
283
00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:40,720
What the hell. Light up.
284
00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:47,527
Peggy! This is it! We're going down!
285
00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:06,446
Steve, I just want you to know,
I love you.
286
00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:10,483
And if only one of us has to go,
I hope it's me.
287
00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:14,621
Don't you feel the same way?
288
00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:21,661
If that's what you want,
I hope it's you too.
289
00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:24,898
Miss Rhoades.
290
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:29,702
This speech is still unacceptable.
Do it over before we land.
291
00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:32,372
Can you believe this guy?
292
00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:34,607
Miss Rhoades, get me a pillow!
293
00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:38,511
I'm going to die in a blazing furnace,
and he wants a pillow.
294
00:19:39,913 --> 00:19:41,781
You fat pig!
295
00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:47,387
I work my fingers to the bone for you.
296
00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:50,223
I'm a bank manager, damn it,
not your handmaiden.
297
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:52,225
But do you appreciate me? No!
298
00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:54,561
It's always, "Get me coffee!
Write my speech!
299
00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:56,996
Here comes my wife,
pretend Fluffy's with you!"
300
00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:59,933
Well, I'm sick of it!
And I'm sick of you, Vanderdoody!
301
00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:01,935
I've done a lot of low things for you...
302
00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:04,003
...But when I meet my maker in a minute...
303
00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:06,272
...And he asks if I've done anything good...
304
00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:08,541
...I'll say, "Yes, I did this!"
305
00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:21,621
I'm ready to die.
306
00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:24,557
Well, we seemed to pull out of that one.
307
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,594
I'm happy to say we're on
our final approach to JFK.
308
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,495
We'll be landing in ten minutes.
309
00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:31,497
I hope you enjoyed your trip.
310
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:33,633
We're gonna live!
311
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:37,303
We can't! You said we were gonna crash!
312
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:40,840
Now you say we're not?
What kind of a pilot are you?
313
00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:43,576
Steve, I'm never flying
this airline again.
314
00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:49,582
Steve, what have I done?
315
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,517
I'm ruined.
316
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:53,286
This is what the gypsy meant.
317
00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:56,689
Disaster. The end of my career.
318
00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:02,795
When he regains consciousness,
I know his first words will be:
319
00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:04,731
"You're fired."
320
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,035
I wouldn't worry about it.
321
00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:12,538
Play your cards right,
you might even get a promotion.
322
00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:15,775
I split his lip like a bunny, Steve.
323
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:18,811
Yes, but you know something
about Mr. Vandergelder...
324
00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:21,814
- ...That Mrs. Vandergelder doesn't.
- What's that?
325
00:21:22,015 --> 00:21:23,650
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