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Hey, Peg. What's for breakfast?
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- Nothing.
- We had that yesterday...
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...But you sure know how to make it.
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Whose mail did they bring
by mistake today?
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Steve and Marcy's.
They get such good magazines.
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Should we keep their Architectural Digest?
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Why not? It'll impress Steve and Marcy
when they see it on our couch.
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What else did we get?
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Here's a letter from Steve's friend
in West Germany...
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...That he plays chess with.
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Oh, look. It's Steve's turn.
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Let's see.
I think I'll move the queen over here...
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...Where no one else is.
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I know that's where I'd like to be.
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If it's your life,
why not lay the king down...
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...And have those two horses
run back and forth over him?
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- One move at a time, Al.
- Hey, look at this.
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Steve and Marcy got an application
for some new TV game show...
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...How Do I Love Thee?
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That's that game show for newlyweds.
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Yeah, it's coming to Chicago
for one week only.
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We'll keep that.
We'll have fun filling it out for them.
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Look, Steve and Marcy's
phone bill is $200.
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What a pair of morons
to spend that much time on the phone.
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There must be 100 calls
to 976 numbers. What losers.
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That's our phone bill, Al.
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Hey, Mom, my clothes, they smell...clean.
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And my sweater,
you can tell what color it is.
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Yeah, look. You got
those grass stains off the back.
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I told you, I fell.
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That's it, kids.
Let's hear it for your mom.
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We're quick to criticize her
when she doesn't wash or cook...
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...Or clean or scrub, or...
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Well, let's face it. She does nothing...
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...But after all these years, she's finally
found a way to get our clothes clean.
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Here's your laundry.
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Sorry it took so long, but Al's shorts
were particularly tricky today.
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Thank you, Mrs. Rhoades.
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Good work, Mrs. Rhoades.
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Look, Peggy, I know
your washing machine is broken...
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...But when I offered to help 16 days ago...
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...I thought Al would have fixed it by now.
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Yeah, me too, but then I just gave up.
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I'll get you today's load, Marce.
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You get Architectural Digest?
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We used to. I wonder what happened.
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Well, maybe you should resubscribe.
It's an excellent magazine.
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You wanna get that, Marcy?
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Marcy, before I go to work...
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...I was just wondering.
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Think you could find some time
to do any of my laundry?
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Look, Steve.
I have a job too, you know.
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I'm putting a stop to this.
I thought I hit a new low...
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...Going to work in my Nehru jacket,
but obviously I was mistaken.
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Take your crusted laundry,
beat it against a rock...
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...But keep it out of our house.
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But our washing machine's broken.
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No, it isn't. It's married to me,
and I'm taking it back.
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Steve, what do you want us to do?
Start paying for the detergent?
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They weren't paying for detergent?
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Well, I felt uncomfortable asking.
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Well, the free ride is over.
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Here's a radical thought:
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Take your laundry to the Laundromat
and do it yourself.
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I'm not going to the Laundromat.
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Why don't you buy a new washing machine?
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Gee, Steve, I'm a little short this week.
I got my paycheck.
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Well, maybe we could loan you the money--
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Excuse us.
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No. Please.
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Money is important to me.
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They are not.
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Oh, Steve. It's only $500.
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It's worth it.
Have you seen their laundry?
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Marcy, I am putting my foot down.
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That is, if it's okay with you.
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That $500 is going for a super VHS...
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...For the bedroom.
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Oh, Steve.
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Yeah. Well, it was gonna be a surprise.
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You're wonderful.
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To hell with them.
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Could we have a loan from your bank?
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- Gee, I hate them.
- Well, so much for clean clothes.
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Peg, I didn't want to say this
in front of them...
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- ...But you could go to the Laundromat.
- Oh, be serious, Al.
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Now, what are we gonna do?
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I don't know, but they're not getting
their mail from me.
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I know. Why don't we burn
that application to the game show?
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You know, Al,
they give away prizes on those shows.
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Even better. They won't get any now.
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No, honey. I mean prizes, you know,
like washing machines.
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Peg, they don't need one.
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Listen, Machiavelli, all we have to do...
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...Is fill out that application
as Steve and Marcy...
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...Put our address down as their address...
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...And get on the show.
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Yeah. Maybe we could win a washer/dryer.
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Wow.
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That's much better than my idea
of going on the show...
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...Losing, and coming home with nothing.
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Well, you know, someone's gotta do
the thinking for us, Peg.
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Hello there, and welcome
to How Do I Love Thee?
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The game show that dares to ask,
"How do I love thee?"
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For those of you
totally ignorant of today's superstars...
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...I'm Bink Winkleman.
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Thank you.
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Here's our own little piece of fluff
that the network thrust upon me...
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...The lovely Zelda.
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Yes, soon to be appearing naked
in Squish magazine.
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Now, a reminder of what we're about.
We take two newly married couples...
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...And find out whether they'll torture
their loved ones for cheap prizes.
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Sound good? You betcha!
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Then let the games begin!
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Right, Bink.
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Okay.
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Now let's meet our loving couples.
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First, from Cow Lake, Wisconsin,
they've been married 16 months.
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He's a TV repairman.
She's a directory assistance operator.
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Meet Roland and Mona Squab!
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And their opponents from
Chicago, Illinois, married 13 months.
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He's a banker. She's a bankette.
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Meet lovebirds
Steve and Marcy Rhoades.
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God, I love you.
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Come on now, Mr. Rhoades.
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Leave the lovely Zelda alone.
Who knows where she's been.
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Okay, any questions
before we get to our game?
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Yeah.
Hey, Bink, do you know Bob Barker?
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Okay.
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Let's play How Do I Love Thee?
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Lovely Zelda, will you take our wives
over to our love-test area?
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Right, Bink.
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We can't bear to be apart.
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Mr. Rhoades,
like to kiss your wife goodbye?
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Only if it really was goodbye.
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Okay, husbands. Now, we know
you love your little fillies.
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Let's see how much
you love our first little prize.
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What's the prize, lovely Zelda?
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It's a bowling ball, Bink.
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A pretty one.
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Okay, hubbies, let's earn those balls.
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Now, the man who's willing to set aside
his love and spin his wife the fastest...
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...Wins the ball.
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Steve, remember, honey,
you already have a bowling ball.
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Ready to spin, Bink!
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Remember the coin toss, Steve.
Roland won the right to go first.
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Roland?
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It's for a bowling ball, dear.
You deserve it.
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I couldn't bear
to see her up there like that, Bink.
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You came to play, Roland.
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Steve, do you think
you can beat one/4 of a turn?
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Well, let us see, shall we?
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Steve, it won't take much to win now.
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All you have to do is spin me two--
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Whoa! You really like bowling, eh, Steve?
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Well, what the hell?
It's all for fun, right?
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Give me my bowling ball.
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Well, looks like Marcy's
gonna be spinning for a while.
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Why don't we take
a little commercial break?
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Don't go away. I know Marcy won't.
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Looks like Marcy's off the wheel.
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Let's bring her out.
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Over this way, Marcy.
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Come on now, kids.
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Marcy, your chance is coming up right now.
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Lovely Zelda, would you like
to take our husbands backstage?
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Right, Bink.
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Bink, Steve won't let me touch
the lovely Zelda.
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Well, then, you won't be
at the clinic getting a shot.
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Lovely Zelda,
would you like to show our ladies...
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...What they're competing for?
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It's this lovely watch.
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You gotta wonder what she'd do
if it was a lovely hat.
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All right, ladies,
would you like that watch?
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- It's swell, Bink.
- Marcy?
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Oh, Bink, that's the prettiest watch
I've ever seen.
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All my life
I've wanted a watch like that.
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Nail him to the wheel, Bink.
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No wheel this time, Marcy.
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Lovely Zelda, the curtain, if you please.
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We call this a heavy problem.
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Lovely Zelda, would you bring out
the fat women, please?
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Now, the idea here is this.
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Your wives will determine how many
of these full-figured women...
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...Will get to sit on top of you.
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We quit, Bink.
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Pour them on, Bink!
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Remember, the wife that cries "uncle"
first loses her chance at the watch.
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But Roland could be hurt.
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That's what we're here for.
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Do we wanna talk,
or do we wanna squash some man?
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Squash!
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You're a lucky man.
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All right, ladies, you're in charge.
Mona, go for it.
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But, Bink, they're so large.
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God, you're dull.
Marcy, wanna show her how it's done?
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You betcha, Bink! Start the herd!
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That's one ton!
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That's two tons!
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That's three tons!
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Gee, this is so much fun.
Come on, gals!
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How you doing down there, Steve?
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I can taste my spleen.
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Well, Mrs. Rhoades,
looks like you won the watch.
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Hi, Mom.
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You wanna go for the record?
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Why not, Bink?
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Here comes Bertha.
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00:15:38,872 --> 00:15:41,675
Well, it's time to bid adieu
to the Squabs.
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Goodbye, Squabs.
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We lost, Mona.
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I don't care, sweetheart.
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I just couldn't bear the thought of you
in the killer bee booth.
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By the way, you're an excellent player.
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Well, we can always use another toaster.
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Well, Mrs. Rhoades,
before we total up your prizes...
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...Let's just see
if your husband is conscious yet.
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Lovely Zelda.
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How are you feeling, Mr. Rhoades?
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My tongue's a little swollen
from the bee stings, Bink.
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Well, let's take a moment here
to find out a little bit about you.
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So, Steve, you're in the bank biz.
What's it like?
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How the hell would I know?
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Irritable. Marcy?
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Well, mostly we take out
these big fancy ads...
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...Telling people to come in for a loan,
then we laugh at them when they do.
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- Now, what did we win?
- Let's see.
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You won the bowling ball, the watch...
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...And your record-breaking stay in
the killer bee booth got you a toaster...
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...But more important...
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...You're entitled to this week's
grand prize, which is a washer/dryer!
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Happy, Steve?
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It's kind of hard to talk here, Bink.
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Okay. Marcy, you can take your prizes
and go home right now...
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...Or you can risk what you've won so far...
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...Send Steve back for more torture,
and go for our super grand prize!
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What is it? What is it? What is it?
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This brand-new car!
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00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:50,603
Why don't you just give her a rifle
and have her shoot me?
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Too easy, Steve.
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Now, if you lose, you lose everything,
but if you win, you win everything.
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00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,549
What do you think Marcy will do?
243
00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:07,353
I love it!
I love it. I love it. I love it.
244
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:10,657
Gee, Bink, I don't know.
245
00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:13,059
We'll risk it, Bink.
246
00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:16,629
She's some competitor, eh, folks?
247
00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:24,771
Ready, Steve?
248
00:18:25,038 --> 00:18:29,542
What's it gonna be, Bink,
the old hand grenade down the pants?
249
00:18:29,843 --> 00:18:33,313
Spear in the pelvis?
Impale me on a fence?
250
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:37,517
Come on, don't keep me in suspense.
The wife needs a new car!
251
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:39,853
Okay, Steve.
252
00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:43,156
You and Marcy are going up
against an old married couple...
253
00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:46,793
...Who may not love each other
as much as you and your bride.
254
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,696
As always, we picked them
from our studio audience...
255
00:18:49,863 --> 00:18:54,667
...For how they filled out our
questionnaire, "Why I hate my spouse."
256
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:59,806
From right here in the windy city,
he's a shoe salesman.
257
00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:02,709
She's a waste of a human life.
258
00:19:02,876 --> 00:19:07,747
Married 16 years, meet Al and Peggy Bundy!
259
00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:23,997
Bundys, meet the Rhoades.
260
00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:25,565
So...
261
00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:29,035
You stole our mail and our names, huh?
262
00:19:29,235 --> 00:19:30,470
How'd you find out?
263
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:33,206
Your kids sold you out for a square meal.
264
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:37,443
How could you?
265
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For prizes.
266
00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:43,182
All right, now that you've
wished each other good luck...
267
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:46,419
...Gentlemen, to your electric chair!
268
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:02,268
I welcome death.
269
00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:06,606
Steve, I didn't know
they'd have electric chairs.
270
00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:08,308
Doesn't matter, Marcy.
271
00:20:08,474 --> 00:20:12,312
Juice me till I'm ash.
They're not getting that car.
272
00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:24,857
See you on the other side, Rhoades.
273
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:27,360
All right, ladies.
274
00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:30,930
Now, when you're turning up the dials,
remember...
275
00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:34,601
...Ease it up, or you'll kill them.
276
00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:40,673
The one who cranks the most juice
into her hubby drives off in that car...
277
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:44,644
...And, kids, remember,
don't try this at home.
278
00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:47,013
- Ready!
- That car is ours.
279
00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:50,283
You get that car over Al's dead body.
280
00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:53,486
All right, ladies, we'll alternate.
281
00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:55,254
Peggy, would you start us off?
282
00:20:57,156 --> 00:20:58,424
More!
283
00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:02,462
- Marcy.
- Less!
284
00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:06,265
We have 30 here, 35 here. Do I hear 40?
285
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:08,101
I don't think I can.
286
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,336
A woman's place is in the home.
287
00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:12,405
Good! Good!
288
00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:16,376
Hey, audience, look at him twitch!
289
00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:22,181
- I won't go any higher.
- Will you?
290
00:21:22,682 --> 00:21:24,117
No!
291
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:28,421
Aw, come on, honey.
It's for a car!
292
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:37,697
- What a car.
- I can't wait to drive it.
293
00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:42,068
Oh, come on, Al.
Stop sulking and get on in here.
294
00:22:08,227 --> 00:22:11,164
Wow! It's so rad!
295
00:22:11,798 --> 00:22:14,200
How long is he gonna be able to do that?
296
00:22:14,367 --> 00:22:19,205
Well, we're not really sure,
but don't give him any water.
297
00:22:20,273 --> 00:22:22,508
Okay, who wants to go
for a ride in the car?
298
00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:24,844
- I do!
- Me!
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