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Kelly, are you going out
walking by construction sites again?
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Give me five minutes.
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I'll put on something cute
and come join you.
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No, Mom,
this is my Valentine's Day outfit.
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All the guys are down at the mall
waiting to give me cards and candy...
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...Gifts of their devotion.
I'll take the laundry bag.
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- You don't need it, do you?
- Nah. It's mostly decorative.
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Gee, I sure hope
Bud gets a Valentine this year.
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So does he.
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He's got as much chance of getting
a Valentine as I do of getting an A.
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Ladies. Kelly.
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Yup, this is gonna be my special day.
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Any girls call me?
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Yup. They call you geek, dork,
and hairy palms.
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That was the old Bud.
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This year, I'm hot.
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In the past,
I wasn't interested in girls.
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Seeing Kelly in the morning
can do that to a guy.
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This year,
I threw around a few winks...
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...Said I'm accepting Valentines.
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So they should be rolling in.
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Won't they, Mom?
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Sure they will, son.
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But not for you.
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Well, I'm off to the mall.
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Hey, Kel, I see you're wearing your
"love me for my mind" outfit again.
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I hate Valentine's Day in the shoe store.
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Every fat woman in Chicago hippos in
wanting pink pumps.
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They think it looks sexy.
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As if anyone could see the shoes
over the bulging flesh of their ankles.
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Good morning, Al.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Honey, you want anything special
for Valentine's Day?
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Yeah, but she's wrestling in the mud,
and I'm just living there.
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The hell could that be?
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Well, it's Valentine's Day.
Maybe it's Cupid.
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No, he'd never show his face
here again after making this match.
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Hi, Al. You know, all you have to do
is walk outside, look around.
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You just know it's Valentine's Day.
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- What do you want?
- Al, I need a favor.
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Peggy, I need a favor.
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I need a place to hide Marcy's present.
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Oh, gee, Steve, what is it?
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You know, having Al for a husband,
I've always wondered...
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...What do husbands
give their wives for Valentine's Day?
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Well, this isn't a fair example.
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See, for us,
it's not just Valentine's Day.
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It's our first anniversary.
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Oh, Al...
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Oh, leave me alone.
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Yes, well, would you hide this for me?
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Sure. I'll hide it upstairs.
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Let me save you some wear and tear
on your nails and teeth.
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The first anniversary is paper.
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Since paper isn't all that romantic,
I got her two tickets to Hawaii.
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Please don't tell her.
I want it to be a surprise.
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Don't worry. I can keep a secret.
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By the way, Al, that rubber doughnut
you ordered came in yesterday.
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Al's got 'rhoids, you know.
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Well, you're obviously sitting pretty.
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So, what are you getting Peggy
for Valentine's Day?
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Fur, jewels, a car?
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If it was only that easy.
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I'm gonna have sex with her.
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It's kind of a tradition.
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Every Valentine's Day,
I climb those stairs.
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Walk the last mile, and slam-dunk her one.
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It's a spin through hell for me,
but she seems to like it.
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I only pray that after 16 years...
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...Marcy and I will have
that kind of magic between us.
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Steve, if it was magic, I could do it
from down here in front of the TV.
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Hi, Peggy.
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I waited till Steve left home.
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I need your help.
What can I get him for our anniversary?
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Well, don't get him two tickets to Hawaii.
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That's what he got you. It's a surprise.
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He got me tickets to Hawaii?
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Damn him! He's so irritating,
getting me the perfect gift.
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Now I have to get him
something just as great.
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What a weenie. God, I hate him.
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Sure you do. He's your husband.
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Well, I still have to find him
something really good.
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Something personal.
Something romantic.
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Something that symbolizes the depth
and purity of our relationship.
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You could jump naked out of a cake.
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Yeah! That says it all!
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But who knows
where to find something so kinky?
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Cakes a Poppin'.
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Just ask for Leif. Here's the number.
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Oh, and when you pay,
have them stamp my card.
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Two more, I get one free.
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I'll do it.
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I know. The cake can say,
"Take me. I'm yours."
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Steve will love it. Thanks, Peg.
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Know what Al's getting you?
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Oh, yeah.
Same thing he gets me every year.
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He's gonna slam-dunk me a quick one.
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Of course, those are his words.
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I mean, in reality,
it's more like a foul shot.
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You know,
he takes a deep breath and scores.
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Sure, it's worth a point, but it will never
make the highlight reel.
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It's like your honeymoon never ended.
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As long as he says, "I love you,"
that's all that matters.
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Actually, Al says,
"There. That should hold you."
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But you know Al. You know,
he has difficulty saying certain things.
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Like "I love you," "Thank you,"
and "Look out. There's a car coming."
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Oh, bunk. You live in this hovel...
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...You bore him those two awful children...
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...And he can't even tell you he loves you?
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I've heard him say, "I love the Cubs."
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"I'd love a beer."
"I'd love it if you leave, Marcy."
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Face it, Peggy. This man is no stranger
to the word "love."
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Oh, it doesn't matter.
I mean, I know he loves me.
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He doesn't say it, and it would be nice
to hear it sometimes...
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...But it is no big deal.
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I mean, he does
so many other wonderful things for me.
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He...
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Hi, Mom.
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Kelly, what does your father do for me?
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Well, he...
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Daddy?
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Never mind. Where's your brother?
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He's standing by the mailbox,
waiting for a Valentine.
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I haven't got the heart
to remind him it's Sunday.
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In case he doesn't get one this year,
I want you to go easy on him, okay?
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Come on, Mom. We both know
Bud's an obnoxious, rat-like creature...
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...But it doesn't mean I don't love him.
He knows that.
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- How does he know that?
- I tell him.
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Well, has he ever told you?
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Oh, sure. You gotta.
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I mean, it kind of takes the edge
off things like this:
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Oh, Bud! It's Sunday.
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There's no mail on Sunday.
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Happy Valentine's Day.
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No!
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Love him? You betcha.
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Peg, how come when I said, "Hi, Bud,"
he said, "I don't need your pity"?
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- You don't really wanna know, do you?
- Nope.
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What time is dinner rearing its ugly head?
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Soon, honey.
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By the way, I love you, Al.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:15,983
Look, Peg, I know you're anxiously
awaiting your Valentine sex-a-rama.
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00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:18,385
Here's the plan.
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I can slide you in between
the Bulls game and The Rifleman .
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00:10:24,358 --> 00:10:27,627
Gee, there's about four or five
commercials in between them.
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Are we gonna do it twice?
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Peg, remember,
a smart mouth is a lonely mouth.
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You know, Al, this year,
I was hoping for something different.
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Peg. The socks stay on.
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No, Al. This year, instead of sex,
I want you to tell me you love me.
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What if I do take the socks off?
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- I'm serious, Al. I wanna hear it.
- Yeah, right. Listen, Peg.
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I'm gonna go upstairs and wash up...
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...But just to show you
how really special you are to me...
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...Tonight I'm gonna kiss you.
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Well, Mom,
I've got all my cards in this bag.
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Now, instead of dating
all the guys in here...
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...Which last year proved to be impossible...
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...This year, I'm picking
one guy to represent them all.
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Doesn't matter who it is.
Today everyone has a fair chance.
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So pick one for me.
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- Josh.
- He's really ugly. Pick again.
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Sheldon?
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Okay, give me the bag.
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Okay.
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Pick the red one with the star.
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- Johnny.
- What luck. The cutest guy in school.
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Oh, you sure know how to pick a man.
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Well, all my Valentines finally came in.
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I'm going upstairs to open them.
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Sounds kind of like pop bottles.
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Well, they're not. They're paper.
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Uh, you know, Bud, you're my Valentine.
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Wow. Wait till I go tell the guys.
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Well, speaking of losers...
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...I'm gonna go through
these excess Valentines.
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Let's see. "Fairest Kelly."
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"Beautiful Kelly." "Kelly, my love."
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"Dearest Bud"?
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Yes, yes! I knew it!
Give it here.
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It's from some girl named April May June.
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She says she loves me, and she's
coming over to see me tonight.
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00:13:02,516 --> 00:13:04,918
Oh, that's great, honey.
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Did you write that card as a joke?
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No. Did you?
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Hey, you did write this, didn't you, Kel?
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I mean, "April, May, June."
Those are all words you know.
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Kel, just tell me. I've got a chance
to go to the Bulls game with Joey.
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Gee, Bud. Dilemma, dilemma.
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Get all dressed up,
stay here, and look like an idiot...
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...Go to the game,
stand up your only date ever...
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...And look like an idiot?
Tough one for Bud.
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00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:39,019
Well, I'm gonna go upstairs
and get ready for my real date.
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Did you write that, Kel?
Just say yes or no.
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- No.
- Come on, Kel, really, I know you did.
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- Okay, yeah, I did.
- Oh, no, you didn't. Really, Kel?
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Okay, Peg.
No sense in putting off the inevitable.
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The kids are upstairs,
so we shouldn't do it up there...
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...What with your screaming and everything.
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00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:06,580
That was your fault, Al.
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You're the one who turned the lights on.
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00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:17,691
Hey, let's not throw stones
on this romantic night.
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00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:21,194
It's almost time. Go downstairs
and blow up the air mattress.
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I'll pop some Tums and be right down.
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I wanna hear it, Al.
I wanna hear you say, "I love you."
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Not that again.
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Peg, you didn't think of this yourself.
Where did this come from?
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Phil? Oprah?
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- Marcy.
- Oh, great.
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The only one we can't turn off.
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Al, Steve and Marcy not only say it,
they mean it, and they show it.
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Do you know what Marcy's
giving Steve tonight?
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A running start.
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She went to Cakes a Poppin'.
She's getting delivered to him.
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Then she's gonna pop out naked.
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I hope you're happy, Peg.
I'll never eat cake again.
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If she can go to all that trouble for him...
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...The least you can do for me
is say, "I love you."
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I am not going downstairs with you
unless you say it.
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00:15:19,653 --> 00:15:23,356
Withholding sex from me, Peg? Oh, no!
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00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:30,597
Well, I guess I'll just have to relax
and have fun instead.
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Come on, Peg. What's the big deal?
You know I do.
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I just don't like to say it.
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It makes me sick.
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00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:44,144
Well, it doesn't make me sick to say it.
I love you.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I'll be waiting upstairs.
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Time to reach out and touch someone.
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Yeah, here we go.
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Hello. Yes, I'm calling
about the Marcy Rhoades cake.
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No, this is her husband.
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Yes, there's been a change of plans.
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Instead of the address she gave you...
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Do you have a pen?
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Bud, I don't know why
you're dressed like that.
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If you don't really have a date, why
pass up a chance to go to the game?
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00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:39,399
Maybe I just wanted to spend the night
watching the game with my dad.
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Why? What did I do?
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By the way, Dad,
Mom's upstairs cursing you.
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- I'm late. I gotta go.
- Wait. Kelly. Come here a second.
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Now, you guys are, what, in your teens?
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Something like that, Dad, yeah.
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You've known me most of those years.
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How do you think your dad feels about you?
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Do you know that your dad...
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- Loves us?
- Yeah, that. You guys know that, right?
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Sure. Dad, are you dying?
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Yes, but no one seems to care.
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But, I mean,
it's not important for you to hear...
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- That you love us?
- Yes.
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Hey, you'll tell us when you're ready.
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Besides,
we think it'll make a nice moment...
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...For when you're old and feeble.
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Thank you.
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I'd be getting ready if I were you.
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I'm not falling for it, Kel.
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Look, Dad, I've got a hot date coming.
Get out.
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But the game's on.
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Dad...
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...The way I see it, if you left now,
it would kind of be like saying...
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...You love me.
263
00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:32,846
So...how you doing?
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Come on, Peg. People shouldn't have
to say it. It's unnecessary.
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I haven't cheated on you.
I haven't asked for my own room.
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I stayed through two kids
and your hot-pants phase.
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Doesn't that say it?
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No.
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Well, then...
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...Could I have my own room?
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No! Now, I wanna hear it.
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- Why?
- Because it's nice to know.
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Now, I'll start. I love you.
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Peg, this really makes my stomach hurt.
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Well, you can feel better real quick.
Now, just say it.
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I...
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I have to go to the bathroom.
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Thanks, Kel. Real funny joke.
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April May June.
You're so immature.
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Well, I hope you like
the itching powder in your bra.
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Hi, Bud. Did you get my Valentine?
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I'm April May June.
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Yes, yes, I vaguely remember.
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Come in, come in.
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So you have quite an unusual name.
How did you get it?
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My parents are idiots.
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We have a lot in common.
288
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So you want me to be your Valentine?
289
00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:20,687
Well, I saw you around school,
and I thought you were kind of cute...
290
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...But you never noticed me.
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00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:26,726
- You think I'm cute?
- Sure. All the girls do.
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Then why did I only get
one stinking Valentine?
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Sorry. I meant, thank you.
294
00:20:35,501 --> 00:20:37,704
Why are you scratching?
295
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It's this darn bra.
296
00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:43,643
That's better.
297
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:47,447
And don't you hate it
when they ride up on you?
298
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:53,453
Now, don't pull that
upset-stomach routine with me, Al.
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Come out here and tell me you love me.
300
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Are you gonna tell me or not?
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Okay, Peg, I'm going to say it...
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...But before I say it, I want to tell you
I really hate you for this.
303
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I don't want to do it. I'm unhappy.
304
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:21,114
My stomach is boiling,
my palms are sweating...
305
00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:25,485
...And if you think you get a jump
after this, you're sadly mistaken.
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00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:29,622
If you had a brain in that huge head
you'd already know how I feel...
307
00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:32,959
...But you wanna hear it. Fine.
This is what you want.
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00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:36,129
It's your stinking lousy
Valentine's Day present...
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00:21:36,429 --> 00:21:38,464
...So here it is.
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I love you.
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00:21:48,374 --> 00:21:51,577
Oh, Al!
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You didn't have to say that.
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00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:04,457
Gee, I only hope that Steve and Marcy
are as happy as we are right now.
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00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:07,627
Well, I don't know about Steve...
315
00:22:07,794 --> 00:22:10,997
...But Marcy's having the night of her life.
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