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Gee. You know, I have this funny
feeling we forgot something.
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Bud, do you have that shopping list?
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Let's see.
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Bread, milk, juice, eggs, cereal...
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That's what we forgot.
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We forgot to do the grocery shopping.
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Oh, well.
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Nice jacket, Mom.
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Yeah. It was expensive...
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...But it's Daddy's money.
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It's Daddy.
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Okay. Who went shopping?
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Shopping?
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Not us. We've been here all day.
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- Where did you get the jacket?
- This old thing?
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- How was your day, honey?
- Great. Only worked half a day.
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Stopped to get lunch.
Whipped out the credit card.
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They whipped out the old scissors
and cut it in half.
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Overextended again.
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Anyhow, I'm late because
I didn't have any cash...
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...So to pay for my grilled cheese,
I had to unload lobsters for two hours.
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Nice skateboard, Bud.
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Well, Bud needed a few things for school.
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Which class needed a new jacket for Mommy?
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It was just a cheap jacket.
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I mean, it hardly cost anything.
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You're just making a big deal
over nothing.
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I was out shopping and I wanted
to get something for everybody.
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- What did you get for me?
- That reminds me.
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Here you go, Buck.
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He is such a good boy.
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He's a throw rug that eats.
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And gets mail.
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Look at this.
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"Buck Bundy, you may have
already won $5 million."
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My dog's on a mailing list?
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You see, when you mail-order
something, you get on a mailing list.
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What did Buck send away for?
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Kelly ordered him a dog collar.
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It cost 40 bucks.
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- Where is Kelly, by the way?
- She's out on a double date.
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Her and two guys.
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Don't worry, Dad. You still got me.
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Bud, what is this? It looks like
a new video game I'm sitting on?
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Well, it wasn't as much as Mom's coat.
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Was so.
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Oh, yeah? What about the watch?
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What about the attitude,
"Dad will just have to sell more shoes"?
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When the truck was taking me
to the lobster warehouse, I said...
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I said to Sven,
"You think it's all worth it, buddy?"
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And Sven said, "When it's for
the family, it's always worth it."
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He also said that a lobster couldn't
pinch through an athletic supporter.
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Sven was 0 for two today.
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Next time I spend Daddy's money,
I'm spending it alone.
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Hi. This came to our house by mistake.
It's for you, Al.
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It's for me?
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Finally, something for me.
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I wonder what it is.
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Yodelin' Andy's Train Songs.
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Yodelin' Andy's Yodelin' Songs.
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Yodelin' Andy Yodels the Blues.
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Best of Yodelin' Andy.
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And Yodelin' Andy's bill for $111.
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- Peg?
- Not me.
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- Bud?
- Yeah, right.
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That's all my collection needs.
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Now I've got something to put between
my Trini Lopez and Burl Ives.
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It's not Kelly. Our names
are spelled right. So...
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You didn't order this?
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Now, how am I gonna come up with $111?
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How am I gonna pay $111?
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Well, if you didn't have that sandwich,
you could've put it on your credit card.
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If your father didn't lace that lemonade
with vermouth, I'd be single.
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You don't have to pay
for those albums, Al.
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By law, if you get something
you didn't order...
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...Not only do you not have to pay for it,
but you can keep it and use it.
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That's how we got that
Facts of Life talking scale.
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Steve's gassing up his Mercedes.
Then we're going shopping.
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Wanna come, Peg?
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Al, can I?
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Sure. And if Sven doesn't need more
help with the lobsters...
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...Maybe I can get a job in the zoo
circumcising the Tasmanian devils.
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Nobody goes shopping
till I get some more money.
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In fact, nobody goes shopping
when I get money...
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...Because I'm going to apply
for more credit cards in my name only.
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Marcy, now, you work at a bank.
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You guys give out credit cards, right?
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No.
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No, we don't.
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Well, you do give out loans, though.
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No. Not anymore.
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You're thinking of
a different kind of bank.
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But you're a savings and loan, aren't you?
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Well, yes, we are.
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But we just call it that, you know,
to get people to come in.
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Oops. I think I hear Steve. Coming.
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Steve, there you are.
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We don't need her.
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We don't need either of them.
We do need Steve...
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...Because I don't have any gas,
and I don't have a credit card.
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Bud, we'll be needing the siphoning hose.
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Right, Dad.
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Now, Steve's gas will last us
till Thursday...
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...And now, I'm gonna take care
of all our credit problems.
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Well, honey,
I don't know much about these things...
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...But when they take a buzz saw
to your credit card in public...
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...It's just their way of saying,
"Get lost, deadbeat."
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We'll send for some more.
How will they know you broke me?
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Credit's easy to get these days.
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These companies will just fight
for a new guy like me.
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Everybody said no?
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No. Everybody said, "Get lost, deadbeat."
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You know, the sad part is, Peg...
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...I lied about my income.
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I do too, dear.
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Hey, look.
Here's a lingerie offer for Buck Bundy.
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And our assemblyman
would like Buck Bundy's vote.
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And this real estate agent says,
"Let me sell your house, Buck Bundy."
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Is there anything saying, "We wanna
make a coat out of you, Buck Bundy"?
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Al, you're just jealous of the dog.
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I'm jealous of anybody not married to you.
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Here's something I missed.
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Look, it's a credit card.
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See? I told you anybody
can get a credit card.
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Anybody did, Al. It's for Buck.
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And you couldn't even get a gas card.
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Hey, Bud. Buck got a credit card.
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Wow. Dad can't even get a gas card?
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Hey, I know what we can do.
Let's go to the water treatment plant...
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...And you can all take turns
throwing old Dad in the raw sewage.
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Come on, honey. It's funny.
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I mean, Buck got a credit card.
He didn't even apply for it.
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Yeah, he didn't ask for it.
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Remember what Mrs. Rhoades said
about those Yodelin' Andy records?
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If they send something you didn't order,
you can keep it, use it, and not pay.
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Al. You think we could?
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Well, when the bill comes,
it'll come to Buck.
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What are they gonna do, sue a dog?
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Arrest him? Cuff him?
Beat the hell out of him?
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00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:08,742
And what if they did?
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00:10:09,676 --> 00:10:13,647
Dad, I think we've stumbled onto
a major financial breakthrough here.
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You bet we did. Good boy, Buck.
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Let's hit the stores.
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Wait. How are we gonna get there?
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I don't have any gas, and gas stations
don't take these cards.
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Marcy, I'm home.
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Get the siphon hose, Bud.
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We're going shopping.
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Bud, did you call your sister
at grandma's...
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...And tell her to hurry home
and enjoy this while it lasts?
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Yeah. I'd never forgive myself
if she missed this.
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Peg, what do you want to do tonight?
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I don't know.
All the stores are closed...
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...And there's never anything to do
around the house.
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I need a vacation.
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That's not a bad idea.
I'd like to leave for a few days.
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Gee, Al, I'd love to...
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...But, you know, it wouldn't be
a real vacation if we had to take...
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...Ud-bay.
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She means me, Dad.
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Don't worry about me.
You deserve a good time.
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I'll manage... somehow.
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Yeah, but who's gonna stay with you?
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Kelly. When I called her,
she said she'd be coming home early.
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There are fancy hotels downtown.
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We could check into one
only 20 minutes away.
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- Al, could we?
- Hey. As long as I'm not paying for it...
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...Nothing's too good for my wife.
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I know someone must have
said it before, but it's good to be rich.
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Changes your whole outlook on things.
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We're together, and I haven't thought
about sitting in the car...
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...Closing the garage door, and letting
the engine purr me to sleep.
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I know, sweetie.
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Many is the time
I've thought of you doing that too.
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It's all behind us now.
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Hey. Anybody for some more
Yodelin' Andy?
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You know, Al, maybe we should give
Yodelin' Andy a rest.
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We've gotten complaints
from the neighbors next door.
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That champagne I sent them
ought to shut them up.
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See, that's how rich people
shut each other up, Peg.
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Hey, you. The guy with his thumb
in my vichyssoise.
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Open the door.
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We're obnoxious,
but we'll give you a big tip.
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Well, then, it's okay.
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If it's our children,
tell them we're not here.
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Here's your bill, sir.
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Peg. You gotta see this.
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That's more than you earn in a week.
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And you didn't want to get a dog.
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Let me just write in your tip.
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Sir.
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That ought to keep you groveling.
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All right. Let me sign it.
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Buck...
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...Bundy.
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There you go.
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See the look on that bellboy's face?
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On his face? No.
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- Mr. Bundy?
- I'm Bundy.
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My name is Hiram S. Massey.
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00:14:24,331 --> 00:14:26,366
Sorry to disturb you while you bathe...
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...But my wife and I wanted to
thank you for the champagne.
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It's her favorite.
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Great minds drink alike.
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- Where is the old bird, anyway?
- Well...
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00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:41,948
...She's a little shy.
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Come on in, hon. It's okay.
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Hi.
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Thanks for the bubbly.
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It's my favorite.
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Thank you.
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But I didn't do anything.
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Yeah, you did.
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You old dog, you.
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I could say the same thing about you.
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No, you could say the same thing
about her.
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Gee, you have a lot of food in here.
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Hiram ordered our dinner two hours ago...
219
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:43,710
...But they said that
all the bellboys were in here.
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Do you mind if we join you?
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Sure. Dive in.
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Gee, Bud, I don't know why
I've never noticed you before.
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Yeah. You're really cute.
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00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:14,474
Thanks for the TVs.
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A drop in the bucket.
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00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:24,050
Oops. Must be my masseuse.
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00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:28,455
Hi, Bud. I came over
to ask your father something.
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He knows a lot about cars. My new
Mercedes is getting three miles per gallon.
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Listen, I hope you don't think
I'm a bad host here...
230
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...But I'm moments away
from truly understanding Hef.
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Wait a second.
Where did you get all this stuff?
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A ski training machine.
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We can't afford a ski training machine.
I'd love to have one.
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- Yeah, sure you would. Bye.
- Wait, wait. Wait a second.
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Bowling balls, radios, TV sets.
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Your father is a pauper.
What's going on here?
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00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:07,527
Mr. Rhoades, please, go downstairs
and play in our wine cellar.
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According to Dad,
all I need is a few minutes.
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00:17:16,770 --> 00:17:19,606
Bud, I'm gonna make this short and sweet.
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Your father has a lot of stuff.
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I want some stuff too.
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00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:27,247
- I want to know, how did he get it?
- Dad told me not to tell you.
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00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:29,115
Bud...
244
00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:30,750
Coming, dear.
245
00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:41,227
Bud, we have to be home soon.
246
00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:48,234
But I've got all night.
247
00:17:50,136 --> 00:17:51,604
Okay, Rhoades, you win.
248
00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:55,842
They gave Buck a credit card.
249
00:17:56,142 --> 00:17:59,646
Dad used it because he didn't ask
for it, so he doesn't have to pay.
250
00:17:59,813 --> 00:18:02,415
Like when you get records you didn't want.
251
00:18:02,816 --> 00:18:06,386
Did he happen to sign Buck's name
to the receipts?
252
00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:10,623
- Sure.
- Then it's a-prison he'll be going.
253
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:14,160
You might wanna let him know.
254
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:15,628
He's sort of at a hotel.
255
00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:19,299
Then he's sort of in big trouble.
256
00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:24,704
Gee, Bud, what's the matter?
257
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:27,373
Nothing that can't wait.
258
00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:37,217
Peggy, are you sure
you don't want to join us in here?
259
00:18:37,383 --> 00:18:41,454
No, thanks. I'm fine right here.
260
00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:44,891
- Here's the bill.
- Let me get that.
261
00:18:45,191 --> 00:18:48,528
No, no, no. My tub, my grub.
Just put it on my tab.
262
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:51,664
Oops.
263
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:53,867
Sorry.
264
00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:59,806
Did you drop the soap again, sweetie?
265
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:03,176
I don't know what's wrong with me tonight.
266
00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:06,479
Well, if you can't find that one,
I have a nice fresh bar...
267
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:10,717
- ...I'm sure we can find a place to stick.
- Peg!
268
00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:14,587
Now, they're guests in our tub.
It was a total accident.
269
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:18,658
You can look for the soap
all you want, dear.
270
00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:20,960
Oops.
271
00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:24,430
- You know, Bundy--
- Buck.
272
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:28,935
Buck. I could use a man like you.
273
00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:32,705
Carlos, "el fono."
274
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:35,542
I wish you were available.
275
00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:40,613
I need somebody to manage
my operations in Houston.
276
00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:43,683
You'd be perfect.
277
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,385
You know anybody like you...
278
00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:49,455
...Who wouldn't mind starting out
at 100 grand a year?
279
00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:52,258
- We'll take it.
- Now, Buck.
280
00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:55,495
We're talking a lousy 100 grand here.
281
00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:58,932
Why would you want to start over
on the bottom?
282
00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:01,401
My husband belongs at the bottom.
283
00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:02,835
He loves the bottom.
284
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:05,605
In fact, he is the bottom.
285
00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:09,542
Here's some soap. Play, play, play.
286
00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:14,781
Mr. Massey, my husband needs the bottom.
287
00:20:14,948 --> 00:20:18,318
I mean, sure, the money is a joke.
288
00:20:18,952 --> 00:20:21,387
Just send me the check
and give him the job.
289
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:22,755
Well...
290
00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:25,592
Mrs. Bundy,
I have a message from your son.
291
00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:27,293
I am very busy.
292
00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:30,630
It's a very interesting message.
293
00:20:54,887 --> 00:20:57,423
Well, it was nice to be rich.
294
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,525
Even if just for a little while.
295
00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:01,494
And now we're poor again.
296
00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:03,963
I'm just sorry
you had to give everything back.
297
00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:06,799
Not everything, Mom.
298
00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:12,905
You know, the credit card company
was so embarrassed...
299
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:16,943
...About giving a dog a credit card,
they decided not to press charges.
300
00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:18,978
They just impounded the stuff.
301
00:21:19,312 --> 00:21:20,947
- Where's Dad?
- Well...
302
00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:23,049
It seems that you can't impound...
303
00:21:23,349 --> 00:21:26,653
...$1500 worth of hotel services and food.
304
00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:30,590
So we all got together and we
discussed it. Everyone was real nice.
305
00:21:30,757 --> 00:21:32,291
And the upshot is...
306
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:35,028
...Daddy will be working days
in the shoe store...
307
00:21:35,328 --> 00:21:37,030
...And nights...
308
00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:38,598
Well...
309
00:21:42,602 --> 00:21:44,804
Boy!
310
00:21:53,546 --> 00:21:56,082
- Yes, ma'am?
- My lobster's cold.
311
00:21:57,583 --> 00:21:59,686
I'm sorry, ma'am.
312
00:22:01,454 --> 00:22:03,856
And...Buck.
313
00:22:07,894 --> 00:22:10,930
I need someone to scrub my back.
314
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:20,173
I'm an excellent tipper.
315
00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:32,652
Good boy, Buck.
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