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What's the matter, Kel?
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Are the contractions five minutes apart?
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What's the matter, Bud?
Puberty five years away?
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Come on, Kel. We're blood.
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If you've got a problem, maybe I can help.
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Mom and Dad are at
parent-teacher night, and I'm scared.
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You know, Mom and Dad make me sick.
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When are they gonna realize
you're stupid and leave you alone?
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Yuk it up, malignancy.
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I've got to start doing better.
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I have a report due
on a book I haven't read.
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It's called Robinson Crusoe .
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Oh, I've read that.
I can help you.
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For a small fee, of course.
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Okay.
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Robinson Crusoe was
marooned on a desert island.
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The only people there were him, Friday...
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...The Professor, Mary Ann, Ginger...
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- ...And the rest.
- Wait a minute. Slow down.
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The Professor...
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Right.
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Now, in the first chapter
they had to get around the island.
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So Gilligan-- I mean Robinson...
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...And the Professor built a car
run by coconuts.
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Oh, cool.
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You know, Robinson always sang
this little song around the island.
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You may want to do it
in front of the class.
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It shows you read carefully.
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Just sit right back
and you'll hear a tale...
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...A tale of a fateful trip...
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...That started from this tropic port...
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...Aboard this tiny ship.
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The mate-- Now, that's Robinson...
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...Was a mighty sailing man...
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...The skipper brave and sure.
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Five passengers set sail that day
for a three-hour tour.
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A three-hour tour.
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Twice?
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It's important.
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That's Mom and Dad.
We'll finish later.
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Tell them I'm upstairs
working really hard on my report.
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I'm finally going to get an A!
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Hi. Kelly said she's upstairs
listening to the radio and dancing.
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Ooh, you two look pretty mad.
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But in Kelly's defence,
wait till her report's in.
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We owe her that much.
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Kelly is not the problem, Bud.
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She has moved up to a good, solid D.
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It's you who's in trouble.
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We saw your social studies report.
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You know,
"Brazil, Land of Rubber and Sunshine."
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Would you care to explain
this picture of your sister in a bikini?
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Well, it illustrates the easy sex in Brazil.
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- How'd I do?
- Like your father, in life, you failed.
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Now, Bud.
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I want you to go upstairs...
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...And do not come back down until
you find something to do...
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...Besides torturing your sister.
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Why don't you just ask me
to stop breathing?
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It's what I am. It's what I do.
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I'll help Kelly with her homework.
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Good boy.
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You know, Al,
I think I know what the problem is.
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He just has too much free time.
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Now, what can we do about that?
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Well, we could get him a wife.
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I meant like a hobby.
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A father-son thing.
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Something he could learn from you.
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Let's see. You can't teach balding.
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He knows how to go to the bathroom...
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...And he's too young to drink.
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Gee, Peg, if you wanted a hug,
why didn't you just ask for one?
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It's us, Steve and Marcy.
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Hurry! It's important.
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Excuse me, sir.
Do you know these people?
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- No.
- Al!
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Please.
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We picked them up for soliciting
at Joe's cocktail lounge.
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I told you, officer,
we were just role-playing...
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...To spice up our marriage.
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We lost our ID running from you.
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It's all a big mistake.
Tell him who we are, Al.
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Yeah, it's the neighbours.
The hooker and the sailor.
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I see.
Just a little yuppie game play, huh?
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Well, let me tell you something
about police.
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We don't like it when you jerk us around.
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I could be out there scaring kids...
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...Or driving with the siren on.
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Next time you want some fun
in your marriage...
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...Do what me and my wife do.
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Cheat on each other.
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Oh, Marcy, that's a nice outfit.
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Can I borrow it?
I have a wedding to go to.
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May I use your phone?
I have to call a locksmith.
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I lost our keys when Steve knocked me
over running from the squad car.
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So, what's new with you guys?
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We were just trying
to think of a hobby for Bud.
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You know, keep him out of trouble.
Something he could do with Al.
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You guys could come over together
in the morning and steal my paper.
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No, my mornings are for me.
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How about flying or polo?
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Or collecting real Picassos?
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Hell, I make minimum wage.
We can start with one of his bad ones.
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They'll be over in an hour.
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I'm sure it will just fly by.
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A hobby isn't necessarily expensive.
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As a kid, I collected baseball cards.
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- You too?
- Yeah, I had some great ones...
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...But my mother threw them out.
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Yep. Mine too.
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Women.
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Best hobby in the world.
Women don't get it.
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No, Al, what I just don't get is sex.
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That's going to be Bud's new hobby.
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Sex?
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No, baseball cards.
Bud, come down here.
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Why don't you find Bud
something more cultural...
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...And intellectually stimulating?
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Marcy, they're men.
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To them, intellectually stimulating...
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...Is comparing today's Elmer Fudd
with the original, fatter Fudd.
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Hey, he has lost weight, hasn't he, Steve?
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It's like a totally different Fudd, Al.
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Let's get some coffee, Marce.
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- What's up, Dad?
- It's about your new hobby.
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- What's my new hobby, Dad?
- Collecting baseball cards.
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How long have I had this new hobby, Dad?
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About two minutes, son.
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Do I like it?
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But you know something, Bud?
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The players today are boring.
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- When we were young, they were great.
- See, that's what you're gonna do.
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You'll collect cards
from when we were kids.
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You are gonna collect...
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...The all-time greatest Cub team ever.
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Oh, man.
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Look at them over there.
Men are such idiots...
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...And I married their king.
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Baseball cards.
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I mean, what is the big deal?
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It's just a bunch of guys
holding their bats.
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They ought to show them
the way they really are.
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Grabbing their privates, spitting...
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...And patting each other on the butt
for good luck.
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I hate baseball.
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All the boys at school loved baseball.
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I can still hear them talking.
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"Baseball, baseball, baseball.
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There's Marcy. Let's throw a rock at her.
Baseball, baseball, baseball."
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I hate men. They're stupid, ignorant
animals with stupid, ignorant hobbies.
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They hated me...
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...But I didn't need them.
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I had Barbie.
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And I had a very special bathtub toy.
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Who's Barbie?
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Who's Barbie?
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America's favourite
teenage fashion model, that's who.
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Oh, you mean a Barbie doll.
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Yeah, I had one of those.
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I gave it to my boyfriend Keith
as a symbol of our love.
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He was gay as a debutante, you know?
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I still have my Barbie.
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She's been wrapped up safe
in her original box for 20 years now...
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...Just waiting untiI I can give her
to my little girl.
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Kelly had a bunch of Barbie stuff.
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But I never understood
the fascination with Barbie.
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But I could sure strip Ken with my teeth.
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Yes, I'm sure.
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But I loved Barbie.
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It was a way to escape.
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The whole idea was for Barbie to live
the life you wanted for yourself.
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You know, this really is fun.
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Is there an old, rich Ken doll
that's about to kick the bucket?
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That way my Barbie
wouldn't have to hide these Kens...
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...At 5:00 when the Al doll
comes home from the shoe store.
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Barbie was meant to be
dressed beautifully and accessorized...
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...Not to be lying around
rubbed by a bunch of horny Kens.
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Well, you've got your accessories,
and I've got mine.
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Let's go downstairs
and see what else we can play with.
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Okay. After we disinfect
your Barbie Dream House...
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...I'll get out my Barbie.
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I hope your Kens can handle it.
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I can't believe it.
Those old cards are really expensive.
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I sold everything I could, but
we got seven of the nine all-time Cubs.
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What a great store, huh?
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And a great afternoon.
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- Think we should've taken Bud with us?
- Why? He'd only get in the way.
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You're right. All he needs
is Ken Hubbs and Ernie Banks...
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- ...And they're expensive.
- Great move, selling your wife's old doll.
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What, the old Barbie in the basement?
She'll never even miss it.
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Bud, here's the crowning jewel
of your collection.
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I just got it.
Don't touch it!
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Now, all you need is Ernie Banks.
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I'm proud of you, son.
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Well, I'm proud of you too, Dad.
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You men are such children.
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Now, where's Barbie's pumps?
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I guess I'm the man of the house now,
eh, folks?
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Bud, I am going to kill you.
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Oh, yeah, today was book-report day.
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- How'd you do, Kel?
- How did I do?
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I had a meeting with the principal.
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A three-hour meeting.
A three-hour meeting.
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You see, Bud...
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...You innocently mixed up
Robinson Crusoe and Gilligan's Island .
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I told them that,
but the principal didn't believe me.
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He just said, "Even you, Miss Bundy,
are not that stupid."
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But he was wrong, wasn't he, Kel?
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Well, to make a long story short...
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...I'm a laughingstock,
you are going to die...
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...And I'm suspended until I do a report
on the work of some guy named Poe.
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You mean, The Tell-Tale Heart?
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Yeah.
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You really know that one?
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Well, sure. It's the one with Cousin Itt.
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Really?
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Yeah, come on.
I'll tell you all about it.
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There really is a song in this one.
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She may not graduate.
You know that, Peg?
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Steve, we've been robbed!
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They took my Barbie!
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Not the one you were saving
to give your daughter.
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It's someone we know.
They went right for her.
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Steve, find them.
Find them and kill them.
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No, don't kill them.
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Bring them to me. I'll kill them.
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But not at first.
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First I'll take a hammer
and smash their toes, little to big.
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Then, if it was a man--
I know it was a man--
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I'll turn the hammer around.
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Al...
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Steve, get the cops.
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Show them this.
I dug up this picture of her.
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It was taken the night of her first date
with Ken.
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Marcy, why don't you come upstairs...
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...Lie down, and have a good cry on my bed.
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God knows, it's used to tears.
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Both sides, Peg.
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- I'm in big trouble, Al.
- She'll never know it was you.
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Steve, they left a clue.
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I found a hair.
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It's just like a fingerprint.
No two are alike.
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We'll find him.
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We'll find him.
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Oh, yeah.
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I gotta get that doll back, Al.
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I'm gonna call the guy we sold it to.
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Remember, Kel-- Quoth the raven:
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"You rang?"
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Dad, you know, I haven't given
this baseball card thing a fair chance...
252
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...So my friend Teddy'll check it out.
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Go ahead, Bud.
That's what they're here for.
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Like hell. Get your own hobby.
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Al...
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...The store was robbed.
Barbie's gone, and I'm a dead man.
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Oh, well.
Here's a question for you:
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In 1966, which Cub
had a 28-game hitting streak?
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Al, don't you understand?
If I don't get Marcy's doll back, I--
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Twenty-eight games?
'66? Billy Williams.
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- Ron Santo.
- I was gonna say Ron Santo! Damn!
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Anyhow, the way I figure it...
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...Somebody local robbed that store.
264
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Which means that Barbie
is probably still in the area.
265
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We're not gonna comb the streets...
266
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...Looking for a stupid Barbie doll?
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Well, some of my teeth are loose...
268
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...But we got her.
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Oh, Steve.
270
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That's not my Barbie.
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My Barbie has a little cut
on the heel of her left foot.
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She got it jogging on the beach with Ken.
273
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You don't love me!
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Al, those motorcycle guys hurt me.
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I know they did.
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You're the most wonderful husband
in the whole, wide world.
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Let's go home.
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Marcy, I think I need a dentist.
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I'm seriously hurt here.
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Thank God you're all right.
281
00:21:38,197 --> 00:21:42,068
What say tomorrow we dress you
in your red linen suit for the busy gal?
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Speaking of red,
I'm bleeding internally here.
283
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I'm so glad you're okay.
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I don't think they should have children.
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I don't think anybody should.
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Mom, Dad, tomorrow I'm turning in
my report on Poe's The Raven Family ...
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...Featuring Morticia, Gomez and Thing.
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00:22:10,763 --> 00:22:12,865
I've been working really hard on this...
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...So let's say that if I get an A,
can I get my own car?
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Any kind you want, sweetheart.
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