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{\an8}Last week on
Married...With Children:
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What is that behind your back?
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What--?
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Yep. Somebody sure doesn't like tourists.
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He chops them up in 1972...
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...1977...
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...And 1982.
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{\an8}Yep. Every five years.
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Who you think's gonna
get killed this time?
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We're here!
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Nobody really likes Poppy's...
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...But Al's happy anywhere.
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Look here.
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Tonight at the high school.
"Meet the man who met Andy Griffith."
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Peggy is harder to please.
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- Comfortable, Al?
- Does it matter, Peg?
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- Not really.
- Aw, Peg...
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...This was supposed to be my vacation.
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Get to work, Al.
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All right, get my Dramamine.
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And now, the Bundy vacation continues.
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Kids, come on. Kelly, where's Bud?
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He was listening behind the door.
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Come on, Bud. Kelly, we have--
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Will you shut up?
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Kids, get dressed. We're leaving.
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- But we like it here.
- Suit yourself.
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Peg.
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Al, we are not leaving the children.
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- Well, what's wrong?
- There's someone in our room.
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That's him.
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Help! Help!
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Peg, do something.
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We need a plan.
Here's what we do.
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We get in the car and drive home.
That's it, that's the plan. Let's go.
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Who could have cut our tires?
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Well, let's see. Who do we know
that's insane and has a sharp object?
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Grandma?
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Dad, would this be a bad time
to remind you we all voted for Hawaii?
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There's still an opening for someone
to go upstairs and get our bags.
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- Dad?
- What?
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There's a phone behind you.
You could call the police.
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Just tell them we're here,
and if you have time...
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...Why don't you tell them
that there's a killer upstairs!
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See, there's a team player.
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Hello, operator? Operator!
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Hello!
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The phone's dead.
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I know how to buy some time.
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We'll tie Kelly up
and leave her as an offering.
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Last born, first torn.
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Don't move.
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- I love you, Al.
- Who cares? We're gonna die.
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What are you folks doing?
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Wetting ourselves.
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Someone tried to kill us in our room.
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Must've been the guy
who does that every five years.
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That wasn't in the brochure, Al.
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Storm washed the bridge out.
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That means the killer
is stuck right here with us.
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Got him right where I want him.
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Well, might as well go back to bed now.
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If you folks'd see him again,
just holler. I'll try and find you.
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There goes the only man in town
who can save us from the killer.
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We're dead.
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Well, maybe this is just one
of those mystery weekends.
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There was no mystery, Mom. Dad was
too cheap to take us someplace nice...
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- ...And we're gonna be butchered.
- Thank your father.
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- Thanks, Dad.
- Thanks, Dad.
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Okay, family meeting.
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All right, now, let's discuss
what we know already.
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We're trapped by a killer,
the phones are dead...
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...And the sheriff couldn't catch
an M&M in his mouth.
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So it looks like it's left
up to us to survive.
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Now, what we need is a weapon.
Any weapons?
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How about Bud's underwear on a stick?
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Good thought, Kelly,
but we can't get to our clothes.
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- Well, here's a plastic fork, Al.
- That's good enough.
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Now, here's what we're gonna do.
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We'll sit with our backs to each other
so no one can sneak up on us.
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Now, we'll set up a watch.
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We'll take turns. I'll go first.
I think I can stay up all night...
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...But if I get sleepy, I'll wake you up.
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Now, be careful, Al.
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Don't worry about me.
I got the fork.
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Well, this is certainly
a fine "how do you do?"
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They're alive.
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What happens to our pool?
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I guess we just roll it over
till tonight. Right?
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Think we should we wake them up?
It's almost noon.
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Don't startle the poor little
white-haired girl.
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I read them albinos are real skittish.
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Be careful. The one with the powerful
feet got a fork in his pants.
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Hey, Bundy, get up.
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Peg, kids.
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Get up. It's safe. Thanks to me.
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Al, why didn't you wake us for our watch?
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Hey, the lion watches over his cubs.
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The sheriff said to tell you
he didn't find nothing in your room.
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It's safe to go back up.
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Excuse me, everybody.
I don't mean to interrupt your meal.
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But I want to say thanks for rushing
to our aid as I screamed into the night.
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Do you realize that we were
almost killed last night?
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Yeah, sure do.
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Well, then maybe I'm boring you.
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- Isn't anybody else scared?
- No.
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You see, there is this axe-wielding
maniac on the loose.
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Sometimes they can hurt you.
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Won't hurt us. He just kills tourists.
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Eleven since 1962.
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Family meeting.
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We're out of here.
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Al, may I remind you that somebody
has slashed our tires...
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...The bridge is washed out...
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...And somewhere in Honolulu,
there is a family going:
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You can't let it alone, can you, Peg?
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Now, this is nice.
"Why can't we go to Hawaii?"
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"Why do we have to come here?"
"Why do we have to take this car?"
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You know, standing here with
my loving family, I have a question.
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Why am I running from the axe?
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You're right, Al.
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I'm sorry to keep harping at you.
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I mean, sure, there's a maniac
stalking us.
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But what about all these nice people
and the raw beauty that is Poppy's?
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Oh, God, I feel so low.
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It's beautiful here, Al.
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I'm having a blast.
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Thank your father, kids.
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- Thanks, Dad.
- Thanks, Dad.
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And, Al, you are an idiot.
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So let's go pack, steal a canoe,
and get the hell out of here.
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That's right, envy me.
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That's my wife, those are my kids,
and I sell women's shoes.
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What am I worried about?
I was dead before I got here.
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Wait a second. Wait a second.
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What if the killer is inside
waiting for us?
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All right, someone's got to be
the brave one.
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I'll stay back with the kids.
Peg, check the room.
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Al, you got the fork.
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It's always me.
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I work. I pay the bills.
And who's the first to die?
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Daddy.
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It's safe.
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You're welcome.
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All right, pack everything.
We'll leave the doors unlocked.
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Peg...
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- It's safe.
- Okay.
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Steal everything that's not tied down.
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Pack up. We'll go downstairs,
get a refund, hit the road.
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Pack this. We can always use a fork.
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And...
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...Don't forget my special towel.
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I'll get the luggage.
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Stop him! Stop him!
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- Stop him!
- Al, you forgot your fork.
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Somebody grab him! He's the killer!
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Got a killer here. Got a killer here.
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Thank you.
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The killer stepped on my foot.
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Thanks a hell of a lot, guys.
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Did I catch the killer
at a bad time for you?
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Bundy? What the hell are
you doing with poor Delbert?
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- Come on, Delbert.
- Lock him up, sheriff.
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The rough stuff's all over.
He's the killer.
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I got him with old dynamite and iron.
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But that's Delbert.
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So you don't arrest Delberts down here?
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What is he, sacred?
The guy was in my closet.
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Now, Delbert, what were you
doing in this man's closet?
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Come on, Delbert. I know your ma.
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I just wanted his camera.
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Now, what do you say, Delbert?
Come on.
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I'm sorry.
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Now, go on home. Go on.
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Being a little rough on him,
aren't you, sheriff?
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He's no killer.
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Just one of them kleptos.
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Hell, he's my deputy.
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He was with me last night.
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Thanks, Roy.
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Here's your camera.
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Now, go back to sleep.
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Enjoy the rest of your vacation,
and relax.
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Me and Delbert's on the case.
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Look, that guy's a killer.
I know it, you know it, and them...
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Well, if Darwin was right, they'll know it
in about a million years.
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Now, me? I'm taking my family,
and I'm going back to Chicago...
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...Where I die just a little each day.
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Peg, kids. Let's go!
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- What happened, Dad?
- I was a big hero.
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I caught the killer, and the townspeople
cheered and let him go...
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...Because he's a Delbert.
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Our vacation's over. Let's go.
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Dad? I think we're missing something.
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Well, leave it here.
We'll have them send it to us.
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It's Mom, Dad.
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Oh, yeah.
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I was wondering why
I was carrying the bags.
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Where'd she go?
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Now, don't get nervous.
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I'm sure if anybody has your mother,
he won't keep her long.
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Now, we'll look for her in the lobby.
If she's not there, I'll find her.
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You stay in the lobby
with the mouth-breathers. Let's go.
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Why am I doing this?
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Revenge.
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Not just against you.
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All tourists.
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See, my daddy used to own this place.
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Mama didn't want him to buy it,
but nobody ever listened to Mama.
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Yeah. Daddy had a weak heart.
But did the tourists care?
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No. "I need towels." "It's too hot."
"It's too cold." "You call this food?"
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"We should have gone to Hawaii."
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Dad finally collapsed
bringing some fat woman...
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...A burger in the middle of the night.
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Mama committed suicide shortly thereafter.
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Right in this room.
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They left me all alone
to take care of myself.
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A little kid of 20.
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And that's how I been ever since, alone.
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My parents lost their lives
taking care of others.
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Now who's gonna take care of me?
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What?
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Please. Please, Mr. Maniac...
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...Don't kill me.
I'll take care of you.
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Yeah, sure. You tourists, you can't
even take care of yourselves.
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No, no, no. Believe me.
I am really good at...
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What do you call that stuff?
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- Housework?
- That's it.
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I don't know. I like my place clean.
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I was born to clean.
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Dusting, I'm the best.
Polishing, legend.
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And what do you call those things
that you push across the rug...
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...And they go:
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- A vacuum?
- I feel naked without one.
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Then you'll definitely have one.
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- What about sewing?
- What about it?
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- Do you do it?
- Happily.
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- Washing?
- Your clothes?
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I'd be proud.
Blood stains, no problem.
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How about cooking?
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Now we are really talking my life.
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Yep, just put me in front
of a hot stove on a summer day...
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...Four burners going,
grease splattering into my face...
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...Mixing with all the sweat.
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Who am I kidding?
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I don't do any of that stuff.
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I don't do anything.
I'm a housewife, damn it!
248
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But, look, I feel sorry for you.
249
00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:20,980
I know what it is to be alone.
250
00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:24,017
I have a husband and two kids.
251
00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:26,686
But I don't go around killing them.
252
00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:30,023
I mean, I might if I didn't have a TV.
253
00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:33,326
You know, that could be
the answer for you too.
254
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:37,063
Look, the next time
that you get this killing urge...
255
00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:38,531
...Just do as I do.
256
00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:41,801
Grab yourself some bonbons,
take the phone off the hook...
257
00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:44,671
...Pick up the old remote control,
and remember:
258
00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:48,208
Don't kill, watch Phil.
259
00:16:49,976 --> 00:16:51,277
I hate Phil.
260
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,180
You are sick.
261
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,015
Yeah, but...
262
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:59,018
...I'm gonna be alive in the morning.
263
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:01,755
Peg.
264
00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:03,757
Peggy!
265
00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:09,229
I'm sorry, ma'am. I didn't mean
to bother you while you were dressing.
266
00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:11,965
Have you seen a tall, redheaded woman?
267
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:14,601
I forget her name right now...
268
00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:19,105
...But the kids call her "Mom."
269
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,077
It's Peggy.
270
00:17:24,944 --> 00:17:26,513
Peg.
271
00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:29,416
- Peggy?
- That's your future late-husband.
272
00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:31,785
I'll hide behind the door. You call him.
273
00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:33,553
I will not.
274
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,722
Okay, then I'll kill you first.
275
00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:37,524
Al?
276
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:41,127
Honey, I'm in here.
277
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:49,335
Peg! Who did this to you? Tell me!
278
00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:53,807
Well, it doesn't matter.
We're going home. And I'll tell you this:
279
00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:56,943
I don't think we're ever
coming back to this place.
280
00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:58,344
Let me untie this.
281
00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:01,247
I kind of like you this way.
I think we'll take this home.
282
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,216
What are you trying to say?
283
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:08,588
Help me, Peg! Help me!
284
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,590
Help me, Peg!
285
00:18:11,024 --> 00:18:13,593
I'll cook for whoever wins.
286
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,929
Al! Al!
287
00:18:17,363 --> 00:18:20,266
Help me, Peg. Help me.
Help me, Peg.
288
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,936
Help me, Peg. Help me.
289
00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:28,975
Come on, Peg.
Run! Run, Peg! Run! Run!
290
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:38,585
Yep, yep, yep.
Ever hear of the drink Coca-Cola?
291
00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:40,353
Yeah.
292
00:18:41,855 --> 00:18:43,790
Will you stop it?
293
00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:46,726
That's the first time you've said
those words, Kel.
294
00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:49,662
He's an idiot.
295
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,733
That's right, dear.
296
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:57,570
Anyhow, you ever hear of Chevrolet?
297
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:02,475
That's Mom.
298
00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:06,045
That's Dad.
299
00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:16,456
Help me, Peg. Help me.
300
00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:21,461
Run, Peg. Run.
Run, Peg. Run. Run.
301
00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:28,134
Al. Al, my hair!
302
00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:35,675
Help me, Peg. Help me.
Help me, Peg. Help me.
303
00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:39,679
Don't help me, Peg.
304
00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:49,689
There he is, the killer.
305
00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:53,493
He's done, washed up, finished.
306
00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:57,330
He learned what a lot of killers learn:
When they come after Bundy...
307
00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:59,399
...They find trouble.
308
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:03,369
Excuse me.
309
00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:12,712
Yep. Bundy's the name...
310
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:15,214
...Hero's the game.
Get him out of here.
311
00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:18,818
Who is he, sheriff?
Who is the murdering scum?
312
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:23,389
Well, do we take him to jail now,
or hang him right here?
313
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:26,025
- You know who this man is, Bundy?
- Yeah.
314
00:20:26,192 --> 00:20:28,561
- He's the killer.
- Yes.
315
00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:32,665
But he's also the man
who met Andy Griffith.
316
00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:41,608
- What are you doing?
- Making sure you didn't hurt him.
317
00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:44,777
See, Bundy, Dumpwater
ain't much of a town.
318
00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:46,646
We only got two things:
319
00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:50,883
A serial killer, and the man
who met Andy Griffith.
320
00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:57,824
We could probably stand to lose
one or the other.
321
00:20:57,991 --> 00:21:01,461
But we'll be damned
if we're gonna lose both.
322
00:21:02,328 --> 00:21:04,530
Y'all better get going, Bundy.
323
00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:06,966
I say we hang the whole family.
324
00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:14,474
I'd kind of like to keep
the little white-haired girl.
325
00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:18,544
- Kids, get the bags.
- Dad, are we taking Mom too?
326
00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:20,647
I guess.
327
00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:24,684
Are you gonna be able to talk
tonight at the high school?
328
00:21:24,851 --> 00:21:27,954
I don't know. He hit me hard.
329
00:21:31,357 --> 00:21:34,594
Take her like she is.
We'll untie her at home.
330
00:21:34,761 --> 00:21:36,462
Maybe.
331
00:21:40,099 --> 00:21:43,136
Al, where are the kids?
332
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:50,143
- Thanks, Dad.
- Thanks, Dad.
333
00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:54,514
Gee, Dad, next year can we go to Lebanon?
334
00:21:54,947 --> 00:21:57,016
Where's my luggage, Marcie?
335
00:21:57,183 --> 00:21:59,585
Steve, I am sick of hearing
about your luggage.
336
00:21:59,752 --> 00:22:02,221
- Can we talk about something else?
- Fine.
337
00:22:02,388 --> 00:22:04,757
Where's my camera, Marcie?
338
00:22:05,391 --> 00:22:08,828
- Steve, you're obsessive.
- I am not obsessive.
339
00:22:12,265 --> 00:22:15,501
I just know they have taken that
luggage and gone off somewhere.
340
00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:18,671
Right, Steve. I'm sure they're going
to build a whole new life...
341
00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:20,206
...Around your luggage.
342
00:22:20,373 --> 00:22:22,375
And my camera.
343
00:22:22,608 --> 00:22:25,712
There's no place like home
344
00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:29,082
Steve, here's your luggage
and your camera.
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