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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:40,748 They're playing at the Grandview tomorrow. 2 00:00:40,749 --> 00:00:42,666 They sure are. - What time? 3 00:00:42,667 --> 00:00:43,959 It's at 8:00. 4 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:46,128 No. I would love to go, 5 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:49,214 but I finally have my Saturday at the pop-up. 6 00:00:49,215 --> 00:00:52,426 I've got jewelry to sell, people picking up orders. 7 00:00:52,427 --> 00:00:54,262 Wait, she's not a yellow. 8 00:00:54,804 --> 00:00:57,181 I wish I could go with you. 9 00:00:57,182 --> 00:01:00,434 I haven't been to a concert in... forever. 10 00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:01,852 Oh. That's okay. 11 00:01:01,853 --> 00:01:03,354 Speaking of... 12 00:01:04,063 --> 00:01:06,024 You'll never guess what I found last night. 13 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:09,193 What? Not another gray hair. 14 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:10,194 No. 15 00:01:10,195 --> 00:01:11,278 Take a look. 16 00:01:11,279 --> 00:01:15,115 It has been nearly three months, and I realized 17 00:01:15,116 --> 00:01:18,035 I never gave Tim back his shirt. 18 00:01:18,036 --> 00:01:19,411 Hm. 19 00:01:19,412 --> 00:01:23,123 Which then reminded me I never gave back Shawn's water bottle, 20 00:01:23,124 --> 00:01:24,958 which reminded me... 21 00:01:24,959 --> 00:01:26,294 Here. 22 00:01:29,422 --> 00:01:30,924 Alexandra Brown! 23 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:33,300 Is that all stuff from your exes? 24 00:01:33,301 --> 00:01:35,011 That's not even the issue. 25 00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:38,096 Oh, wait, I have to go 26 00:01:38,097 --> 00:01:40,224 leave a note for my delivery guy. 27 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:41,601 Holding on. 28 00:01:42,268 --> 00:01:44,436 It's not just that I've kept the stuff, 29 00:01:44,437 --> 00:01:46,231 though that is a problem. 30 00:01:46,815 --> 00:01:48,650 It's the stuff itself. 31 00:01:49,359 --> 00:01:54,154 I think I may be having a relationship revelation. 32 00:01:54,155 --> 00:01:56,990 Revelation? Okay. 33 00:01:56,991 --> 00:01:59,452 Well, that sounds intriguing. 34 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:11,797 - Ah! - What? 35 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:13,006 That noise Jack. 36 00:02:13,007 --> 00:02:15,009 Just needs oil. It's fine. 37 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:16,885 It's old and it's creaky, 38 00:02:16,886 --> 00:02:19,138 which you will be, too, if you don't get out more. 39 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:21,224 Come on. It's Friday night. 40 00:02:21,933 --> 00:02:23,685 Have dinner with your little sister. 41 00:02:24,185 --> 00:02:26,520 I would, but I got to pick up hours 42 00:02:26,521 --> 00:02:27,646 for the bonus competition. 43 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:29,398 Okay. I don't think you're listening to me, 44 00:02:29,399 --> 00:02:30,858 because what could be more important 45 00:02:30,859 --> 00:02:32,026 than hanging out with your sister? 46 00:02:33,194 --> 00:02:34,695 Jack? 47 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:36,989 Hello, Earth to Jack. Are you still there? 48 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:38,867 Because last time I checked, you loved me. 49 00:02:40,285 --> 00:02:41,827 Hold on. 50 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:43,245 I'm at Note Lady's. 51 00:02:43,246 --> 00:02:44,497 Ah, good luck. 52 00:02:50,295 --> 00:02:52,171 Every... single... time. 53 00:02:53,631 --> 00:02:56,300 Hey, did I tell you that she left me a multiple choice note 54 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:58,886 asking which cupcake flavor I would like 55 00:02:58,887 --> 00:03:00,053 during Driver Appreciation Week? 56 00:03:00,054 --> 00:03:01,930 Oh, it's, like, really thoughtful. 57 00:03:01,931 --> 00:03:02,849 Thanks. 58 00:03:03,391 --> 00:03:04,474 What? 59 00:03:04,475 --> 00:03:06,518 Yeah, but I would like to just be able to do my job 60 00:03:06,519 --> 00:03:08,437 without having to think about frosting flavors. 61 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:10,565 Hm. And what does that make you? 62 00:03:12,775 --> 00:03:14,651 So is there any chance that you could come over 63 00:03:14,652 --> 00:03:16,153 and help me figure out me? 64 00:03:16,154 --> 00:03:17,572 Because I think that... 65 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:20,324 I rerouted the minute I saw the box of shame. 66 00:03:20,325 --> 00:03:21,409 Oh. 67 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:25,954 He didn't buzz me. 68 00:03:25,955 --> 00:03:27,707 Does he even read my notes? 69 00:03:30,793 --> 00:03:32,128 Looks good in shorts, though. 70 00:03:32,962 --> 00:03:33,963 I guess. 71 00:03:41,971 --> 00:03:43,139 But he's still a curmudgeon. 72 00:03:44,140 --> 00:03:46,100 I'm not a curmudgeon, Hayley. 73 00:03:46,726 --> 00:03:48,435 Jack, it's cupcakes. 74 00:03:48,436 --> 00:03:49,604 No, I just... 75 00:03:50,146 --> 00:03:52,105 Listen, I'm on a tight schedule, 76 00:03:52,106 --> 00:03:53,900 and I don't have time for all the... 77 00:03:54,984 --> 00:03:58,528 instructions and baked good quizzes, all right? 78 00:03:58,529 --> 00:04:00,280 Oh, I bet you had time to eat them, though. 79 00:04:00,281 --> 00:04:01,406 Yeah. What am I, a monk? 80 00:04:01,407 --> 00:04:04,034 Chocolate with strawberry frosting, obviously. 81 00:04:04,035 --> 00:04:05,452 Oh, just like mom used to make. 82 00:04:05,453 --> 00:04:07,371 The same mom who told you to look after 83 00:04:07,372 --> 00:04:08,873 your little sister in the big city? 84 00:04:09,499 --> 00:04:12,209 Fine. Dinner at 7:00. My place. 85 00:04:12,210 --> 00:04:13,835 But if I lose this competition to Irina. 86 00:04:13,836 --> 00:04:17,548 I will never hear the end of it... in Russian. 87 00:04:20,635 --> 00:04:24,097 Okay. Here we go. Brace yourself. 88 00:04:26,474 --> 00:04:28,935 Oh Tim, the musician. 89 00:04:30,186 --> 00:04:32,647 Oh Jonathan, the urban hiker. 90 00:04:33,356 --> 00:04:35,233 Oh Kevin, the card shark. 91 00:04:36,401 --> 00:04:42,489 Oh. Crystal deodorant... from Michael, the hot herbalist. 92 00:04:42,490 --> 00:04:44,533 You loathe heavy metal. 93 00:04:44,534 --> 00:04:47,286 You don't like to walk fast, much less hike. 94 00:04:47,912 --> 00:04:51,082 You thought Poker Face and Texas Hold'em were just songs. 95 00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:54,293 And natural products did not work for you. 96 00:04:55,044 --> 00:04:56,294 Wow! 97 00:04:56,295 --> 00:04:57,755 The truth comes out. 98 00:04:58,214 --> 00:05:00,507 See, every item in that box 99 00:05:00,508 --> 00:05:02,592 represents how I bent over backwards 100 00:05:02,593 --> 00:05:04,803 to make those relationships work. 101 00:05:04,804 --> 00:05:08,682 How much of myself I lost to make them happy. 102 00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:09,558 Mmhmm. 103 00:05:09,559 --> 00:05:12,185 What is it? Just-just say it. 104 00:05:12,186 --> 00:05:14,688 Well, I don't want to sound like your therapist or anything. 105 00:05:14,689 --> 00:05:16,816 Come on, therapize away. 106 00:05:17,525 --> 00:05:20,861 Well, isn't it just so crazy that your whole M.O. 107 00:05:20,862 --> 00:05:23,155 is creating this exact right piece of jewelry 108 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:24,823 for each customer. 109 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:27,284 You know, tuning into their needs. 110 00:05:27,285 --> 00:05:30,455 But I don't pay attention to my own needs. 111 00:05:31,247 --> 00:05:33,166 Wow. Seriously? 112 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:35,292 What is that? 113 00:05:35,293 --> 00:05:38,379 Don't beat yourself up. We all do it to some extent. 114 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:40,756 We don't ask for what we want, 115 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:43,259 and we get mad when we don't get it. 116 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:47,346 If only I could design my life like I design my jewelry. 117 00:05:48,097 --> 00:05:49,015 Mm. 118 00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:50,932 Hm. 119 00:05:50,933 --> 00:05:53,268 So, I think, you should reconsider coming 120 00:05:53,269 --> 00:05:54,227 to game night tomorrow. 121 00:05:54,228 --> 00:05:56,646 Another night of "Settlers of Cartagna" 122 00:05:56,647 --> 00:05:58,774 with your friends calling me a resource hog. 123 00:05:58,775 --> 00:05:59,859 I'm good. 124 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:02,736 Remember Sarah at my office? 125 00:06:02,737 --> 00:06:06,198 She's, like, beautiful, smart, funny. 126 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:07,741 Yeah, she's great. 127 00:06:07,742 --> 00:06:09,409 But you know what's also great? 128 00:06:09,410 --> 00:06:10,702 Ooh. Mm. 129 00:06:10,703 --> 00:06:12,121 This couch. 130 00:06:12,830 --> 00:06:14,081 Come on. 131 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:15,374 You know, those setups never work out. 132 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:19,044 Well, maybe they could work out if you weren't so guarded. 133 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:20,921 You know, show a little bit more of that teddy bear 134 00:06:20,922 --> 00:06:23,131 underneath that polar bear exterior. 135 00:06:23,132 --> 00:06:24,674 I know it is still there. 136 00:06:24,675 --> 00:06:25,842 Yeah. 137 00:06:25,843 --> 00:06:28,553 Teddy bears get kicked in their stuffing too often. 138 00:06:28,554 --> 00:06:30,180 But polar bears... 139 00:06:30,181 --> 00:06:33,017 well, they're survivors and they have a better diet. 140 00:06:35,478 --> 00:06:38,021 This is going to sound crazy. 141 00:06:38,022 --> 00:06:42,484 Crazier than rubbing a crystal under my arms for some guy. 142 00:06:42,485 --> 00:06:46,321 Okay, there's a GenZ-er in my office who showed me 143 00:06:46,322 --> 00:06:49,449 this video trend on PicByte called "Fire and Aspire" 144 00:06:49,450 --> 00:06:50,575 Oh, wow. 145 00:06:50,576 --> 00:06:53,745 No. See, I am way too millennial for this already. 146 00:06:53,746 --> 00:06:55,914 Listen, it's an all-generational trend. 147 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:58,250 You do this, "Fire and Aspire" thing 148 00:06:58,251 --> 00:06:59,751 where you manifest a new mindset 149 00:06:59,752 --> 00:07:02,129 to be ready for the connection you really want. 150 00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:05,465 So you get rid of the old, like literally and symbolically. 151 00:07:05,466 --> 00:07:08,468 And then, you call in the new. 152 00:07:08,469 --> 00:07:11,222 Uh, okay. But how does that work? 153 00:07:11,889 --> 00:07:13,265 You burn stuff. 154 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:14,474 Oh. 155 00:07:14,475 --> 00:07:15,600 That's the fire part 156 00:07:15,601 --> 00:07:18,062 and the perfect solution to your box of shame. 157 00:07:20,022 --> 00:07:22,065 And then you focus on the qualities of the guy 158 00:07:22,066 --> 00:07:23,109 that's right for you. 159 00:07:24,193 --> 00:07:25,486 The aspire part. 160 00:07:27,238 --> 00:07:29,991 Okay. Look, this woman did it. 161 00:07:32,368 --> 00:07:33,703 Now she's engaged. 162 00:07:34,579 --> 00:07:38,123 Wait, so you want me to take dating advice 163 00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:41,293 from some lady who has a live chicken 164 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:42,627 in her profile photo? 165 00:07:42,628 --> 00:07:45,882 Okay. She always wanted a farmer, and she manifested one. 166 00:07:46,841 --> 00:07:48,758 Come on. It'll be fun. 167 00:07:48,759 --> 00:07:51,344 Okay. If nothing else, you just get a chance to say out loud 168 00:07:51,345 --> 00:07:52,137 what you really want. 169 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:53,514 Just-just put it out there. 170 00:07:54,390 --> 00:07:55,807 - Huh? - Mm. 171 00:07:55,808 --> 00:07:57,018 Hm? 172 00:07:57,393 --> 00:07:58,852 You got a fire pit outside, right? 173 00:07:58,853 --> 00:08:00,146 I do. 174 00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:03,190 Come on, bring your box. Let's go burn it. 175 00:08:03,191 --> 00:08:05,151 I just want someone to see in you what I do. 176 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:07,152 Mm. 177 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:08,695 Really? What's that? 178 00:08:08,696 --> 00:08:11,198 A cranky workaholic with relationship PTSD. 179 00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:14,701 A hard-working guy who was using his bonus money 180 00:08:14,702 --> 00:08:17,496 to pay off his broke sister's last school loan. 181 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:19,331 Well, don't get too ahead of yourself. 182 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:21,125 I have to win the company contest first. 183 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:22,709 Oh. 184 00:08:22,710 --> 00:08:25,003 You got this. I mean, don't you just have 185 00:08:25,004 --> 00:08:27,422 to deliver packages on time or whatever? 186 00:08:27,423 --> 00:08:29,175 Yeah. And customer service. 187 00:08:30,218 --> 00:08:31,176 Mm. 188 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:33,053 What? 189 00:08:33,054 --> 00:08:35,347 Shouldn't people just be happy that their stuff gets to them 190 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:36,973 on time and in one piece? 191 00:08:36,974 --> 00:08:39,059 Oh, gee, you know, with that attitude, 192 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:40,769 how can you lose? 193 00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:42,522 Hey. 194 00:08:43,898 --> 00:08:49,362 And as far as your romance PTSD I have hope for a full recovery. 195 00:08:50,446 --> 00:08:51,656 Even if you don't. 196 00:08:53,324 --> 00:08:55,034 - Whatever. - Cheers. 197 00:08:57,703 --> 00:09:00,080 Okay, let's do it. 198 00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:03,041 Activate that 'Fire and Aspire'. 199 00:09:03,042 --> 00:09:04,584 I feel ridiculous. 200 00:09:04,585 --> 00:09:07,629 I mean, this-this is ridiculous, right? 201 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:09,756 She landed a literal prince 202 00:09:09,757 --> 00:09:11,425 of an extremely small country, but still. 203 00:09:12,843 --> 00:09:14,220 - Okay. - Mmhmm 204 00:09:14,762 --> 00:09:16,013 O-kay. 205 00:09:19,308 --> 00:09:20,268 Oh. 206 00:09:21,143 --> 00:09:23,436 Goodbye. Eric's fifth edition 207 00:09:23,437 --> 00:09:25,397 Dungeons and Dragons rulebook, 208 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:27,440 which I tried to memorize. 209 00:09:27,441 --> 00:09:29,527 - Girl... - I know, I know. 210 00:09:31,487 --> 00:09:32,779 Oh. 211 00:09:32,780 --> 00:09:33,613 Okay. Okay. 212 00:09:33,614 --> 00:09:35,741 Can I call in what you do want. 213 00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:40,620 I don't want someone who's quoting pretend wizard rules. 214 00:09:40,621 --> 00:09:46,167 I want someone who can quote classic literature. 215 00:09:46,168 --> 00:09:47,295 Yes! 216 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:49,045 Own it! 217 00:09:49,046 --> 00:09:52,091 Alex, are you two doing 'Fire and Aspire'? 218 00:09:52,633 --> 00:09:53,758 I saw it on Flickgram. 219 00:09:53,759 --> 00:09:55,635 Hey Brooke. Yes, we are. 220 00:09:55,636 --> 00:09:56,804 Come join us. 221 00:09:57,596 --> 00:09:59,724 See? I told you, it's all generations. 222 00:10:00,474 --> 00:10:01,684 I am my speaker! 223 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:05,062 Kyle can manifest his own dinner tonight. 224 00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:08,398 Mm. 225 00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:33,006 All right. Who is next? 226 00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:35,467 Sorry not sorry, Tim. 227 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:38,928 I want someone who appreciates heartfelt lyrics 228 00:10:38,929 --> 00:10:40,263 from a power pop girl. 229 00:10:40,264 --> 00:10:41,682 Yeah! 230 00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:43,516 Woo hoo! 231 00:10:43,517 --> 00:10:46,144 Bye-bye Mike's anniversary gift 232 00:10:46,145 --> 00:10:48,146 for a floral bouquet making workshop. 233 00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:49,481 That was actually really sweet. 234 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:50,398 Un-huh. 235 00:10:50,399 --> 00:10:52,192 It was so I could make my own bouquets, 236 00:10:52,193 --> 00:10:53,401 and he didn't have to buy them. 237 00:10:53,402 --> 00:10:54,486 Yeah, that's just lazy. 238 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:56,488 Time to burn it. Burn it! 239 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:58,282 - Lazy! - Burn it, burn it, burn it! 240 00:10:59,575 --> 00:11:02,494 I want to take a class with someone. 241 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:03,828 Learn something new. 242 00:11:03,829 --> 00:11:07,124 Maybe photography or a language or... 243 00:11:08,084 --> 00:11:09,876 a romance language. 244 00:11:09,877 --> 00:11:12,003 Oh, yes. 245 00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:13,380 That is deep. 246 00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:14,757 Put it out there. 247 00:11:16,258 --> 00:11:19,220 Oh. Oh, Rowan. 248 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:25,392 No. I didn't need a framed copy of your Mensa induction letter 249 00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:27,269 to show my friends and family. 250 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:32,190 A high IQ is-is great, 251 00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:36,112 but I am looking for someone with an off the charts EQ. 252 00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:38,989 Emotional intelligence for the win. 253 00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:43,868 Oh, and as for you, Noah the Neophiliac. 254 00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:44,911 What? 255 00:11:44,912 --> 00:11:46,204 Yeah, I asked that too. 256 00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:48,873 It's somebody who has to have all the newest cool stuff. 257 00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:49,749 Okay. I... 258 00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:51,876 He thought it was kind to pass off 259 00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:53,753 his last generation devices. 260 00:11:53,754 --> 00:11:55,172 Oh. 261 00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:58,716 Right-right. I probably shouldn't burn this. 262 00:11:58,717 --> 00:11:59,926 - Yeah. No. - I'll take it. 263 00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:02,303 I'll take it for Kyle because he still has a flip phone 264 00:12:02,304 --> 00:12:03,431 and it's not the cool kind. 265 00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:08,017 I mean, new is fine, 266 00:12:08,018 --> 00:12:11,563 but I want someone who appreciates the classics. 267 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,022 Like the vibe for vintage. 268 00:12:13,023 --> 00:12:14,023 Ooh. 269 00:12:14,024 --> 00:12:15,275 That's good. 270 00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:18,319 Wait, is that what Kyle and I have a vibe for vintage? 271 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:19,780 Careful what you wish for, ladies. 272 00:12:22,366 --> 00:12:24,784 The Jeff Stevens Player Digest? 273 00:12:24,785 --> 00:12:30,415 He printed off his own fan book for a baseball 274 00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:33,960 recreational league on my printer. 275 00:12:33,961 --> 00:12:34,919 Oooh! 276 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,004 Yes. Do it. 277 00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:37,088 This has gotta go. 278 00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:38,465 - Ready? - Yes! 279 00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:39,800 Burn it! 280 00:12:42,511 --> 00:12:44,304 I'm tired of sitting on the sidelines. 281 00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:47,974 I want someone who will cheer other people on 282 00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:49,476 and support them in their endeavors. 283 00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:50,643 Oh, like a coach. 284 00:12:50,644 --> 00:12:51,686 A hot coach. 285 00:12:51,687 --> 00:12:55,357 - A hot like a hot, sweet... - Sweaty coach. 286 00:12:57,359 --> 00:12:58,903 Sweaty, sweet coach. 287 00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:01,572 That's good too. 288 00:13:05,701 --> 00:13:07,035 That's it. 289 00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:08,161 I... 290 00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:12,332 It actually, it felt really good to say out loud 291 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,167 what I really wanted. - Yeah. 292 00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:15,836 That was illuminating. 293 00:13:16,378 --> 00:13:19,088 I didn't realize we had so many of the same must-haves, 294 00:13:19,089 --> 00:13:22,051 except you like them sweet and I like them edgy. 295 00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:27,515 Well, I guess I have Fired and Aspired. 296 00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:31,392 - Whoa! - What was that? 297 00:13:31,393 --> 00:13:32,520 It wasn't me. 298 00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:34,270 Oh. 299 00:13:34,271 --> 00:13:35,480 I guess it was this thing. 300 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:36,356 Mm. 301 00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:37,942 Kyle's never gonna figure this out. 302 00:13:38,817 --> 00:13:41,946 Speaking of, it's getting very cold out here. 303 00:13:42,738 --> 00:13:43,863 Good night, ladies. 304 00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:45,657 - Good night. - Good night, Brooke. 305 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:48,035 - Thanks for bringing the music. - Thanks for the wine. 306 00:13:48,577 --> 00:13:49,703 Mm. 307 00:13:50,412 --> 00:13:51,704 Thank you. 308 00:13:51,705 --> 00:13:53,706 Mmhmm. Any time. 309 00:13:53,707 --> 00:13:55,626 I'll come over for coffee in the morning. 310 00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:59,797 And help me pack up to get ready for my pop-up. 311 00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:03,050 Of course. 312 00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:06,011 Can't wait to see what you manifested. 313 00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:17,438 Morning, Irina. 314 00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:18,856 O'Keefe... 315 00:14:18,857 --> 00:14:20,733 So brave of you to show up 316 00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:23,195 on the weekend you go down in flames. 317 00:14:23,654 --> 00:14:25,197 Happy Saturday to you. 318 00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:30,244 Good luck to you too. 319 00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:33,663 Hey, Ed. 320 00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:34,873 How's it going, Jack? 321 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:38,209 Oh, you know, Irina just placed a curse on my cow. 322 00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:39,670 But other than that... 323 00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:41,421 On your cow? 324 00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:42,464 Mmhmm. 325 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,551 You up late studying again? 326 00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:48,971 Yeah. Grad school is wrecking me. 327 00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:56,060 What's up with that? 328 00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:58,229 Yesterday, I routed three packages to the Arts District 329 00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:00,440 that were supposed to go to the Arena District. 330 00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:01,190 - No. - Yeah. 331 00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:02,859 One more mistake and I'm toast. 332 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:04,110 Sorry, man. 333 00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:06,738 Listen, if there's anything I can do, you let me know. 334 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,948 I mean, yeah, if you win this bonus thing, 335 00:15:08,949 --> 00:15:10,992 you think you can, uh, put in a good word for me? 336 00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:12,161 You know I will. 337 00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:15,455 Okay, boys, it's done and delivered. 338 00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:16,372 Let's go. 339 00:15:16,373 --> 00:15:18,207 Bonus! 340 00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:20,710 Look, I like Irina, but I swear she's one energy drink away 341 00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:21,712 from a seizure. 342 00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:25,049 You got this. 343 00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:33,140 You gotta be kidding me. 344 00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:35,391 Jack! Jack! Jack! Jack! 345 00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:37,268 Jack! Hold on! I missed these! 346 00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:39,979 Uh, they're all going to the same address, 56 Clark Avenue. 347 00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:41,773 Do me a favor. Toss them in the back. 348 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,067 Can't let her get too far ahead. 349 00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:49,989 Okay, here we go. 350 00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:51,783 Oh, no! Oh, no! 351 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:54,453 Okay. No, I got it. Just lift with your legs. 352 00:15:55,829 --> 00:15:57,288 Time is the enemy, Ed. 353 00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:58,832 We're good. We're good. 354 00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:12,137 Too close for comfort. 355 00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:22,147 All right. 356 00:16:25,734 --> 00:16:26,694 Purple? 357 00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:28,654 Huh? 358 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:30,571 Huh. 359 00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:33,367 Note Lady's got a special delivery today. 360 00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:45,838 That's weird. 361 00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:49,173 You're definitely going to sell out at the pop-ups. 362 00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:51,843 You didn't get named Finest in Columbus for nothing. 363 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,386 Hm. I better sell out. 364 00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:57,057 Considering how much rent is for one day of a pod. 365 00:16:57,891 --> 00:17:00,560 Can you say last year was the last year of renting pop-ups? 366 00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:02,687 Yes, but I need a plan. 367 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,355 So when are you going to make one? 368 00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:06,065 Oh, I have. 369 00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:09,027 The problem is, I have, like, five plans. 370 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,571 See, my mother thinks I should stick to consignments 371 00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:14,073 while my sisters say that I need to mass produce. 372 00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:17,410 And my turquoise supplier, who is also an astrologist, 373 00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:18,703 thinks I should move to the Caribbean. 374 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:22,248 And Tim told me that I should just go back to law school 375 00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:24,876 because I am too smart to be a jewelry designer, 376 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,335 which I think was supposed to be 377 00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:27,463 some kind of compliment. 378 00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:31,008 What do you want to do? 379 00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:32,885 I... 380 00:17:34,094 --> 00:17:35,512 don't know. 381 00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:39,640 I already tried manifesting my perfect person. 382 00:17:39,641 --> 00:17:42,310 I don't have the energy to manifest the perfect version 383 00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:43,687 of my job today. 384 00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:47,565 Hey, your delivery guy's here. 385 00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:49,067 The one with the calves. 386 00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:51,195 Ooh. 387 00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:54,198 Maybe he has my label maker. 388 00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:59,411 Thank you. 389 00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:04,374 Lip curl. Something, I guess. 390 00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:10,756 Mm. 391 00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:18,472 Huh. This is weird. 392 00:18:20,557 --> 00:18:21,641 What? 393 00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:23,393 I definitely didn't order this. 394 00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:27,146 There's no address. 395 00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:27,939 Really? 396 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,817 Must be another Alex Brown. 397 00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:31,193 Is that a woman's shirt? 398 00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:34,112 Man's. 399 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:37,324 A guy, Alex Brown. Coach. 400 00:18:37,741 --> 00:18:39,952 Powerhouses of Pop. 401 00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:42,704 Like we were singing last night... 402 00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:45,541 for Mr. Alex Brown. 403 00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:47,500 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 404 00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:50,336 Okay. Maybe, uh, Brooke sent this 405 00:18:50,337 --> 00:18:53,172 to encourage me or something. 406 00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:55,008 I mean, I could ask her, but... 407 00:18:58,095 --> 00:18:58,971 Megan? 408 00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:00,305 What? 409 00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:03,600 Okay. I'm gonna go get Brooke. 410 00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:08,021 Sticky notes. 411 00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:14,152 - Megan? - I'm coming. 412 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,445 - Hurry. - Hurrying. What? 413 00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:17,363 What? 414 00:19:17,364 --> 00:19:19,448 It's a shaving kit. 415 00:19:19,449 --> 00:19:21,492 A vintage shaving kit. 416 00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:23,119 Did you have anything to do with this? 417 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,496 Honestly, no. 418 00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:27,249 Do you think you... 419 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,334 Manifested my perfect man 420 00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:32,462 and then accidentally received his delivery? 421 00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:35,214 I think I did. 422 00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:36,340 Yes! 423 00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:37,842 Yes, you did it. 424 00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:38,676 It's destiny. 425 00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:40,304 Okay, this is crazy. I mean... 426 00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:42,555 But look at all of this stuff. 427 00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:45,016 It is-it is too on the nose. 428 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,059 It's like... 429 00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:49,646 It's like fate mailed it to me. 430 00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:53,065 So what are you waiting for? Go get him. 431 00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:54,483 We don't know where he is. 432 00:19:54,484 --> 00:19:56,028 Somebody has to know. 433 00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:57,529 Um. 434 00:19:58,071 --> 00:19:59,239 Curmudgeon. 435 00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:02,784 Oh! He's here. 436 00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:06,246 Wait! You made a mistake! 437 00:20:06,788 --> 00:20:08,874 Hi. Um... 438 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,293 Oh, boy. 439 00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:13,586 Hi. 440 00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:15,713 It's me, your-your favorite customer. 441 00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:17,548 I'm not here to scold you 442 00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:19,675 about how you never acknowledge my cupcake. 443 00:20:19,676 --> 00:20:22,762 Uh, just to tell you that, uh, you made a mistake, 444 00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:25,056 but it's a good one, so no worries. 445 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,350 Huh, Okay. Um, what? 446 00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:29,644 Uh, wrong Alex Brown. 447 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:32,939 See, I-I am Alex Brown, obviously, but not, 448 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:35,608 uh, this Alex Brown so it's a mistake. 449 00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:36,609 Right. 450 00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:38,445 I highly doubt that I made a mistake. 451 00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:40,614 Okay, well somebody did. 452 00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:42,240 Well... 453 00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:44,868 Ed. 454 00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:48,120 Look, I'm sorry. I will take that package. 455 00:20:48,121 --> 00:20:49,247 I'll get it... No! 456 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,164 Whoa! 457 00:20:50,165 --> 00:20:53,459 I actually, I-I need this package, 458 00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:55,920 and I just need the real address from you, 459 00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,838 and I can deliver it myself, 460 00:20:57,839 --> 00:20:59,757 - and you can be on your way. - Mmhmm 461 00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:02,468 I know you're busy. Very, very busy. 462 00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:05,514 No time to smile or wave or acknowledge my notes. 463 00:21:06,473 --> 00:21:08,557 So I'm actually... I'm doing you a favor. 464 00:21:08,558 --> 00:21:11,395 Okay. Lady. Ma'am. Miss. 465 00:21:12,896 --> 00:21:13,938 Miss Brown, 466 00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:17,108 that package is the property of Express Now, 467 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:18,276 and I need to take it. - Oh, come on. 468 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:21,029 You seem like a very nice guy with very kind legs. 469 00:21:22,489 --> 00:21:24,324 Eyes. Kind eyes. 470 00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:26,784 Thank you. 471 00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:29,328 And that package belongs to our one true love, 472 00:21:29,329 --> 00:21:31,372 which she's never met, but is destined to be with. 473 00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:33,165 Yes, destined. 474 00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:35,668 And you're not gonna stand in the way of her only chance 475 00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:37,420 at happiness, are you? - Are you? 476 00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:40,172 Okay. It's not-it's not my only chance. 477 00:21:40,173 --> 00:21:41,550 You don't know that. 478 00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:46,263 You're not going to let go of that, are you? 479 00:21:47,222 --> 00:21:48,223 Nope. 480 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,191 So what do you say? 481 00:22:06,408 --> 00:22:10,036 I know the manifesting thing may seem kind of woo woo, 482 00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:11,078 but-but you have to admit. 483 00:22:11,079 --> 00:22:13,372 I mean, all of the things in this box are... 484 00:22:13,373 --> 00:22:14,916 Yeah, well, the answer is still no. 485 00:22:18,795 --> 00:22:20,337 Okay. 486 00:22:20,338 --> 00:22:23,424 You also may think I am the only one, 487 00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:26,218 but I'm here to tell you, I am not. Un-huh. 488 00:22:26,219 --> 00:22:27,678 There are lots of us. 489 00:22:27,679 --> 00:22:30,890 Uh, there was the-the-the- the cheesemonger 490 00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:33,559 and, um... and the, uh, the lady. Right? 491 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:35,061 - Chicken. - And the princess. 492 00:22:35,062 --> 00:22:36,938 Yeah, a princess. 493 00:22:38,315 --> 00:22:40,025 Got it. Moving on. 494 00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:42,902 The package is still my responsibility. 495 00:22:42,903 --> 00:22:44,528 I need to deliver it personally. 496 00:22:44,529 --> 00:22:46,197 No! 497 00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:49,241 Ladies, I'm gonna have to ask you to stop doing that. 498 00:22:49,242 --> 00:22:50,034 - Yeah. - Sorry. 499 00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,577 I'm in the middle of my work day 500 00:22:51,578 --> 00:22:52,912 and a very critical point in time 501 00:22:52,913 --> 00:22:54,330 of an internal competition. 502 00:22:54,331 --> 00:22:55,165 Wait! 503 00:22:56,833 --> 00:22:57,918 Alex can go with you. 504 00:22:58,627 --> 00:22:59,627 No. Absolutely not. 505 00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:01,420 That is not how this works. 506 00:23:01,421 --> 00:23:02,755 I can't. I have that pop-up. 507 00:23:02,756 --> 00:23:04,048 Oh, please. 508 00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:06,550 I can work the pop-up until you find the right Alex Brown. 509 00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:08,886 I don't have anything until the concert tonight. 510 00:23:08,887 --> 00:23:10,054 I mean, how many Alex Browns 511 00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:12,431 could there possibly be on your route, right? 512 00:23:12,432 --> 00:23:14,433 The amount of Alex Browns isn't the issue here. 513 00:23:14,434 --> 00:23:15,643 She's-she's not coming with me. 514 00:23:15,644 --> 00:23:16,727 You would do that for me? 515 00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:18,437 For you. For me. 516 00:23:18,438 --> 00:23:20,397 For every woman who needs to believe their destiny 517 00:23:20,398 --> 00:23:21,817 will deliver what she asks for. 518 00:23:22,317 --> 00:23:23,567 You're the best. 519 00:23:23,568 --> 00:23:24,444 Oh. 520 00:23:31,034 --> 00:23:34,496 Can I at least rerun the barcode? 521 00:23:35,163 --> 00:23:36,623 - Yes! - Mmhmm. 522 00:23:39,709 --> 00:23:40,876 Just the barcode. 523 00:23:40,877 --> 00:23:42,295 So generous. Thank you. 524 00:23:43,171 --> 00:23:44,964 Oh! Ah! I need a change. 525 00:23:44,965 --> 00:23:45,965 I'll be real quick. 526 00:23:45,966 --> 00:23:46,924 What? Wait. 527 00:23:46,925 --> 00:23:48,300 What do you mean you have to change? 528 00:23:48,301 --> 00:23:49,594 Of course she has to change. 529 00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:52,431 Hang tight. Hang tight. 530 00:23:52,973 --> 00:23:53,932 Okay. 531 00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:56,100 Hey, Jack. 532 00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:57,768 Hey, you're not gonna help me, right? 533 00:23:57,769 --> 00:23:58,894 I can't lose this job. 534 00:23:58,895 --> 00:24:01,815 Well, Ed, you're in luck, because when I scan it. 535 00:24:02,357 --> 00:24:04,276 Look, nothing comes up on our system. 536 00:24:04,985 --> 00:24:06,319 Just makes this sound. 537 00:24:07,028 --> 00:24:08,779 Oh, that's a weird noise. 538 00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:10,574 Yeah, everything about this is weird. 539 00:24:11,616 --> 00:24:12,825 So what am I supposed to do here? 540 00:24:12,826 --> 00:24:17,997 Well, besides Note Lady, there are three other Alex Browns 541 00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:19,832 on your round, so it should be a quick fix. 542 00:24:19,833 --> 00:24:21,625 I will text you the addresses right now. 543 00:24:21,626 --> 00:24:23,169 All right. Fine. 544 00:24:23,170 --> 00:24:24,628 Dude, thank you so much. 545 00:24:24,629 --> 00:24:26,505 I-I really appreciate this. 546 00:24:26,506 --> 00:24:27,798 You're welcome. 547 00:24:27,799 --> 00:24:29,259 Okay. I'm ready. 548 00:24:35,098 --> 00:24:37,016 Did I forget to do my eyebrow again? 549 00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:37,976 Oh, man. 550 00:24:38,894 --> 00:24:41,479 No. Um, okay. 551 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,147 There's three other Alex Browns on my list. 552 00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:44,815 One's actually on your street, so. 553 00:24:44,816 --> 00:24:47,359 Oh, I totally forgot about him in all of this. 554 00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:48,904 I actually got his pizza once. 555 00:24:49,988 --> 00:24:51,448 No way. 556 00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:55,159 I know this is kind of weird and it's not something 557 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,161 that I would normally do, 558 00:24:57,162 --> 00:24:59,205 but I had this revelation recently 559 00:24:59,206 --> 00:25:01,333 and I may have manifested us meeting. 560 00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:03,835 Wait, aren't you the lady that took my pizza? 561 00:25:04,294 --> 00:25:06,213 I didn't realize it wasn't mine. 562 00:25:06,963 --> 00:25:08,547 See, I order a lot of takeout. 563 00:25:08,548 --> 00:25:12,176 And my dinner dash guy, well, we kind of became friends. 564 00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:13,678 Of course you did. 565 00:25:15,305 --> 00:25:18,015 Anyway, when he saw the name, he just automatically 566 00:25:18,016 --> 00:25:19,016 brought it to me. 567 00:25:19,017 --> 00:25:21,769 And I only realized after the fact. 568 00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:23,562 And I made sure it got back to you 569 00:25:23,563 --> 00:25:25,356 with a little apology sticky note. 570 00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:27,275 But you didn't order it, so how could it be yours? 571 00:25:28,068 --> 00:25:29,861 Now you took this other guy's package. 572 00:25:30,403 --> 00:25:33,155 You've got issues, Lady Alex Brown. 573 00:25:33,156 --> 00:25:34,615 If that's even your name. 574 00:25:34,616 --> 00:25:35,742 Uh, that's not... 575 00:25:37,244 --> 00:25:38,078 Rude. 576 00:25:38,912 --> 00:25:39,912 Wait. 577 00:25:39,913 --> 00:25:41,413 So glad it's not him. 578 00:25:41,414 --> 00:25:43,750 So we drive now to the other two Alexes? 579 00:25:47,671 --> 00:25:49,256 Oh, wow. 580 00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:53,384 Uh, is it okay if I move some of these boxes so I can sit? 581 00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:54,677 No passengers allowed. 582 00:25:54,678 --> 00:25:57,722 If you're spotted in my truck, well that just can't happen. 583 00:25:58,348 --> 00:25:59,641 Okay. Where do I sit? 584 00:26:03,436 --> 00:26:04,770 It's only two addresses. 585 00:26:04,771 --> 00:26:06,605 Couldn't we just do them first 586 00:26:06,606 --> 00:26:08,107 and then I'll be out of your hair? 587 00:26:08,108 --> 00:26:09,900 Oh, yeah. Sure. 588 00:26:09,901 --> 00:26:11,610 These delivery routes they give me, 589 00:26:11,611 --> 00:26:13,279 they're probably just suggestions, right? 590 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,573 Should we pick up pumpkin spice lattes, too? 591 00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:17,449 Maybe mani-pedis on the way? 592 00:26:17,450 --> 00:26:19,743 You know, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. 593 00:26:19,744 --> 00:26:21,997 But the highest form of intelligence. 594 00:26:22,289 --> 00:26:23,540 Oscar Wilde. 595 00:26:23,915 --> 00:26:25,958 Look, I have a job to do, 596 00:26:25,959 --> 00:26:27,626 and I'm not messing up my delivery rating. 597 00:26:27,627 --> 00:26:30,338 Especially not today, on the last weekend of the contest. 598 00:26:31,548 --> 00:26:33,924 You could have just let me deliver the package myself, 599 00:26:33,925 --> 00:26:35,968 and then it wouldn't have messed your timing up 600 00:26:35,969 --> 00:26:37,261 and stood in the way of love. 601 00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:38,805 Right. Love. 602 00:26:39,347 --> 00:26:40,806 Don't roll your eyes at me. 603 00:26:40,807 --> 00:26:41,808 I didn't. 604 00:26:42,183 --> 00:26:43,393 Uh, your voice did. 605 00:26:43,810 --> 00:26:45,145 Well, you got me there. 606 00:26:46,187 --> 00:26:48,230 Uh, Irina just pulled further ahead. 607 00:26:48,231 --> 00:26:49,357 We got to get moving. 608 00:26:56,531 --> 00:26:58,783 I would like a little oxygen. 609 00:27:01,369 --> 00:27:02,787 Fine. 610 00:27:05,123 --> 00:27:09,627 Just, uh, sit here and, uh, just keep a low profile. 611 00:27:10,587 --> 00:27:14,506 So if you beat Irina with best service. 612 00:27:14,507 --> 00:27:15,674 When I beat Irina. 613 00:27:15,675 --> 00:27:16,925 When. 614 00:27:16,926 --> 00:27:20,137 You win some sort of cash prize. 615 00:27:20,138 --> 00:27:23,515 Well, it is not the lottery, but it is the company's 616 00:27:23,516 --> 00:27:25,685 50th anniversary contest, though. 617 00:27:26,227 --> 00:27:27,395 It's big enough. 618 00:27:27,771 --> 00:27:30,898 So you have 4.75 out of five stars. 619 00:27:30,899 --> 00:27:32,983 And that's enough to keep ahead of Irina. 620 00:27:32,984 --> 00:27:35,445 It was until somebody slowed me down. 621 00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:38,281 Sorry about that. 622 00:27:39,366 --> 00:27:42,159 I just-I can't believe that you're willing to do 623 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:43,495 all of this for... 624 00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:45,497 For? 625 00:27:46,206 --> 00:27:47,664 You can't even say it. 626 00:27:47,665 --> 00:27:48,665 For love. 627 00:27:48,666 --> 00:27:49,666 For a chance at love. 628 00:27:49,667 --> 00:27:51,835 You know, or for a chance at something 629 00:27:51,836 --> 00:27:53,380 that might really disappoint you. 630 00:27:53,755 --> 00:27:54,797 Well... 631 00:27:54,798 --> 00:27:55,924 It's worth a try. 632 00:28:01,262 --> 00:28:02,346 Go, go, go, go. 633 00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:03,348 I'm going. 634 00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:22,658 So it looks like a significant weight 635 00:28:22,659 --> 00:28:25,035 is based off the friendliness factor in reviews. 636 00:28:25,036 --> 00:28:27,496 Well, Irina's not exactly a sparkle factory either, 637 00:28:27,497 --> 00:28:28,580 so we're equal there. 638 00:28:28,581 --> 00:28:32,626 But you could put her out of reach for good 639 00:28:32,627 --> 00:28:36,339 if you just, I don't know, stop being so... 640 00:28:37,465 --> 00:28:38,466 So? 641 00:28:39,259 --> 00:28:40,260 So what? 642 00:28:41,136 --> 00:28:42,011 You. 643 00:28:43,972 --> 00:28:45,055 Ouch. 644 00:28:45,056 --> 00:28:47,099 I am a personalization expert. 645 00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:49,059 It's what I do with my jewelry. 646 00:28:49,060 --> 00:28:50,102 Look, let me help you. 647 00:28:50,103 --> 00:28:52,729 You're helping me, however, begrudgingly. 648 00:28:52,730 --> 00:28:54,773 All people really care about is receiving their package 649 00:28:54,774 --> 00:28:56,233 promptly and in one piece. 650 00:28:56,234 --> 00:28:57,735 How much does anybody really care 651 00:28:57,736 --> 00:28:58,652 about a perky delivery man? 652 00:28:58,653 --> 00:29:00,320 Well, what do the contest rules say? 653 00:29:00,321 --> 00:29:02,157 What percentage is based off customer service? 654 00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:05,743 25. 655 00:29:06,995 --> 00:29:09,289 25. Don't worry. 656 00:29:10,248 --> 00:29:15,127 You will never, never reach the level of perky, 657 00:29:15,128 --> 00:29:17,505 but with a few little tweaks. 658 00:29:22,552 --> 00:29:23,636 Fine. 659 00:29:23,845 --> 00:29:24,928 Good. 660 00:29:24,929 --> 00:29:26,472 Okay. 661 00:29:26,473 --> 00:29:29,975 I just need to borrow this really quickly, and... 662 00:29:29,976 --> 00:29:31,519 Why do you need that? 663 00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:33,605 Watch and learn. 664 00:29:34,397 --> 00:29:36,274 I don't want to learn anything. 665 00:29:41,779 --> 00:29:43,280 Good morning. 666 00:29:43,281 --> 00:29:46,617 Hi. I'm your delivery satisfaction consultant. 667 00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:48,619 What a gorgeous Fall day we're having. 668 00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:49,995 Delivery satisfaction? What? 669 00:29:49,996 --> 00:29:51,163 Exactly. 670 00:29:51,164 --> 00:29:53,040 We just want to make sure that our customers are happy 671 00:29:53,041 --> 00:29:54,291 with the service we provide. 672 00:29:54,292 --> 00:29:55,459 Okay. 673 00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:57,504 So what are you... 674 00:29:58,046 --> 00:30:00,797 Gonna do about this wind? 675 00:30:00,798 --> 00:30:03,759 Your delivery man is concerned that at this time of the year, 676 00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:06,512 with all the gorgeous foliage, that too many leaves 677 00:30:06,513 --> 00:30:08,680 are going to be falling all over your packages 678 00:30:08,681 --> 00:30:11,016 and that beautiful front porch of yours. 679 00:30:11,017 --> 00:30:13,352 Oh, well, uh, it's got a roof. 680 00:30:13,353 --> 00:30:15,312 Yeah. It has a roof. 681 00:30:15,313 --> 00:30:18,190 But it doesn't have any screens. 682 00:30:18,191 --> 00:30:23,779 And your Express Now man, Mr. O'Keefe, uh, wanted to ask 683 00:30:23,780 --> 00:30:26,366 if you had a preference for placement. 684 00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:29,034 Isn't that right, Mr. O'Keefe? 685 00:30:29,035 --> 00:30:32,163 Yes. I mean yes. Um... 686 00:30:33,414 --> 00:30:34,624 I care. 687 00:30:35,416 --> 00:30:37,918 Well, um... sure, then. 688 00:30:37,919 --> 00:30:40,045 Uh, how about placing the package underneath 689 00:30:40,046 --> 00:30:42,381 that rocking chair for a little extra protection. 690 00:30:42,382 --> 00:30:44,383 That is a great idea. 691 00:30:44,384 --> 00:30:45,884 Are you taking that down, Mr. O'Keefe? 692 00:30:45,885 --> 00:30:47,554 I got it locked in right here. 693 00:30:48,596 --> 00:30:50,222 Any chance you do my compost? 694 00:30:50,223 --> 00:30:52,182 Oh, let me think about... You know what? 695 00:30:52,183 --> 00:30:54,434 Honestly, it is no trouble at all. 696 00:30:54,435 --> 00:30:57,020 He is more than happy to bring in your compost bin 697 00:30:57,021 --> 00:30:58,689 from the curb on Tuesdays. 698 00:30:58,690 --> 00:31:01,692 Because Mr. Johnson's back has been killing him. 699 00:31:01,693 --> 00:31:04,319 Not a problem, but we need to stick on schedule. 700 00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:05,404 Oh, yes, we do. 701 00:31:05,405 --> 00:31:08,073 But remember to go on to the Express Now app 702 00:31:08,074 --> 00:31:10,076 and write Mr. O'Keefe. Five stars! 703 00:31:10,535 --> 00:31:12,411 Express Now... 704 00:31:12,412 --> 00:31:13,912 Take out his compost? Really? 705 00:31:13,913 --> 00:31:15,247 Should I sweep his gutters, too? 706 00:31:15,248 --> 00:31:16,624 Well, let's see if it worked. 707 00:31:19,335 --> 00:31:20,461 Okay. 708 00:31:21,462 --> 00:31:23,589 He gave me five stars for friendliness 709 00:31:23,590 --> 00:31:25,090 and attention to detail. 710 00:31:25,091 --> 00:31:26,593 - Huh? - Huh! 711 00:31:27,427 --> 00:31:30,722 Exactly. See, personalization is my biz. 712 00:31:35,143 --> 00:31:36,394 Oh. 713 00:31:36,769 --> 00:31:38,605 If I still have a business after today. 714 00:31:39,981 --> 00:31:42,649 Megan, thank you so much for all your help. 715 00:31:42,650 --> 00:31:44,234 Truly. Period. 716 00:31:44,235 --> 00:31:48,072 But the sign is upside down. Exclamation point. 717 00:31:51,159 --> 00:31:52,911 You can join me up here if you like. 718 00:31:53,369 --> 00:31:55,538 Maybe stay low or something. 719 00:31:56,331 --> 00:31:58,165 Oh, well, thank you. 720 00:31:58,166 --> 00:32:00,793 I promise I won't let it go to my head. 721 00:32:03,379 --> 00:32:06,382 I think your vehicle is talking to you. 722 00:32:07,717 --> 00:32:09,677 She's old, but she's got character. 723 00:32:10,261 --> 00:32:11,762 They're replacing all these beauties 724 00:32:11,763 --> 00:32:13,597 with modern, newer versions. 725 00:32:13,598 --> 00:32:15,141 And I'm holding out as long as I can. 726 00:32:15,642 --> 00:32:17,976 You didn't strike me as the sentimental type. 727 00:32:17,977 --> 00:32:20,103 Well, I just don't see the point in replacing something 728 00:32:20,104 --> 00:32:22,106 just to replace it, you know. 729 00:32:22,815 --> 00:32:25,193 Even though sometimes it can be a little tricky. 730 00:32:27,070 --> 00:32:29,530 It's like buying something new just because it's new. 731 00:32:30,365 --> 00:32:32,574 Yeah, I-I agree. 732 00:32:32,575 --> 00:32:37,621 Actually, a lot of pieces in my designs are reclaimed 733 00:32:37,622 --> 00:32:39,040 or from thrift stores. 734 00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:41,000 Hm. 735 00:32:59,769 --> 00:33:01,019 What? 736 00:33:01,020 --> 00:33:02,063 Nothing. 737 00:33:03,439 --> 00:33:04,440 What? 738 00:33:05,274 --> 00:33:06,609 Nothing. 739 00:33:07,318 --> 00:33:09,653 You know, that country is the fastest growing 740 00:33:09,654 --> 00:33:11,155 genre of music right now. 741 00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:14,450 Quantity, quality. 742 00:33:15,576 --> 00:33:19,204 This song is called "That big old truck." 743 00:33:19,205 --> 00:33:21,206 Sounds like some guy 744 00:33:21,207 --> 00:33:23,668 who's falling in love with his pickup. 745 00:33:28,589 --> 00:33:31,551 So we'll do the second Alex Brown next. Yeah? 746 00:33:32,093 --> 00:33:33,553 Are you sure? 747 00:33:33,928 --> 00:33:37,055 I want to get through this before the morning is done. 748 00:33:37,056 --> 00:33:38,391 Yeah. 749 00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:41,768 You didn't have to turn off your music. 750 00:33:41,769 --> 00:33:43,103 Oh, no. That's all right. 751 00:33:43,104 --> 00:33:45,564 I wouldn't want you to listen to anything real and authentic 752 00:33:45,565 --> 00:33:47,232 when you're preparing to meet your, um... 753 00:33:47,233 --> 00:33:48,317 What'd you call it? 754 00:33:48,943 --> 00:33:51,069 Ah. Manifestation. 755 00:33:51,070 --> 00:33:51,988 Yes. 756 00:33:52,822 --> 00:33:54,490 Of my heart's desire. 757 00:34:04,417 --> 00:34:05,668 I love Fall. 758 00:34:06,627 --> 00:34:09,546 I bet my Alex has a wreath he made himself 759 00:34:09,547 --> 00:34:11,673 with pine cones and acorns and twigs. 760 00:34:11,674 --> 00:34:13,342 But he has a set of antlers in there, too. 761 00:34:13,968 --> 00:34:15,802 Hey, look, I know I've let it go this far, 762 00:34:15,803 --> 00:34:17,429 but I really should be the one holding this. 763 00:34:17,430 --> 00:34:18,597 Un-uh. 764 00:34:18,598 --> 00:34:20,932 I'm Express Now 765 00:34:20,933 --> 00:34:22,602 and this package is Express Now property. 766 00:34:23,311 --> 00:34:25,937 Maybe, but technically this package was delivered to me. 767 00:34:25,938 --> 00:34:28,232 And possession is 9/10ths of the law, so... 768 00:34:28,816 --> 00:34:29,734 Fine. 769 00:34:30,234 --> 00:34:31,903 This is the house anyway. 770 00:34:34,113 --> 00:34:35,239 Who's that? 771 00:34:35,990 --> 00:34:37,240 That's my sister. 772 00:34:37,241 --> 00:34:38,450 I mean, no, this isn't my sister. 773 00:34:38,451 --> 00:34:39,535 This is her friend. 774 00:34:42,413 --> 00:34:44,040 Oh. Um... 775 00:34:44,749 --> 00:34:48,293 Sorry. You're not gonna reply to that? 776 00:34:48,294 --> 00:34:51,129 No, I'm not because she doesn't need my bad relationship mojo. 777 00:34:51,130 --> 00:34:52,130 And neither do you. 778 00:34:52,131 --> 00:34:53,716 Go, and please be quick. 779 00:34:54,383 --> 00:34:55,968 Okay, but... 780 00:34:57,178 --> 00:34:59,596 put a pin in that mojo thing, because we are definitely 781 00:34:59,597 --> 00:35:01,181 circling back on that. 782 00:35:01,182 --> 00:35:02,141 I don't know. 783 00:35:02,683 --> 00:35:03,683 Don't think so. 784 00:35:03,684 --> 00:35:04,810 Wish me luck. 785 00:35:04,811 --> 00:35:06,812 Luck? I, uh, I thought 786 00:35:06,813 --> 00:35:08,439 that this was supposed to be destiny. 787 00:35:09,148 --> 00:35:10,608 Ha! Ha! 788 00:35:12,902 --> 00:35:16,405 Hi. Um, I'm actually... I'm looking for an Alex Brown. 789 00:35:16,989 --> 00:35:18,657 He's over there. 790 00:35:18,658 --> 00:35:19,616 Uh, just in the plaid shirt. 791 00:35:19,617 --> 00:35:22,286 Oh, okay. Thank you so much for your time. 792 00:35:23,996 --> 00:35:26,623 Plaid. Plaid is the word. 793 00:35:26,624 --> 00:35:30,001 Somewhere over there, there is a man in plaid. 794 00:35:30,002 --> 00:35:31,336 I don't like plaid. 795 00:35:31,337 --> 00:35:32,629 He better give me five stars 796 00:35:32,630 --> 00:35:34,923 because I'm losing some serious time with this detour. 797 00:35:34,924 --> 00:35:36,134 Wait! I think that's him. 798 00:35:40,054 --> 00:35:41,681 What's happening right now? 799 00:35:42,181 --> 00:35:45,183 I know you're in a hurry, but I don't know what to say to him. 800 00:35:45,184 --> 00:35:47,310 And I don't want to word babble all over him. 801 00:35:47,311 --> 00:35:48,353 Yeah, that is kind of your thing. 802 00:35:48,354 --> 00:35:51,107 See, this is why I never make the first move. 803 00:35:52,358 --> 00:35:54,360 Okay. Well, that actually... well, that makes sense, then. 804 00:35:54,902 --> 00:35:55,861 What? 805 00:35:55,862 --> 00:35:59,531 Well, if you never go after what you want, 806 00:35:59,532 --> 00:36:01,951 and you only wait for them to go after what they want. 807 00:36:03,744 --> 00:36:08,206 Then I never get what I want in a relationship. 808 00:36:08,207 --> 00:36:09,417 Ding! 809 00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:12,795 This is my weekend of revelations. 810 00:36:17,508 --> 00:36:19,302 Okay. Thank you. 811 00:36:20,428 --> 00:36:21,554 I'll be quick. 812 00:36:23,389 --> 00:36:24,473 Okay. 813 00:36:25,766 --> 00:36:26,934 Mr. Brown? 814 00:36:27,143 --> 00:36:28,227 Yeah. 815 00:36:37,111 --> 00:36:39,321 I know this is gonna be strange, 816 00:36:39,322 --> 00:36:41,573 but I'm part of the customer satisfaction program, 817 00:36:41,574 --> 00:36:42,741 and I just want to make sure 818 00:36:42,742 --> 00:36:45,620 that this mislabeled package gets to the right person. 819 00:36:46,412 --> 00:36:47,704 So is that mine? 820 00:36:47,705 --> 00:36:48,998 Oh, I hope so. 821 00:36:49,457 --> 00:36:50,582 Oh! 822 00:36:50,583 --> 00:36:51,583 Alex! 823 00:36:51,584 --> 00:36:52,627 Sorry, Dad. 824 00:36:53,586 --> 00:36:55,754 Wait, you're Alex Brown? 825 00:36:55,755 --> 00:36:56,589 Yeah. 826 00:37:00,927 --> 00:37:04,137 Uh, I thought this package might have been for him. 827 00:37:04,138 --> 00:37:05,514 Junior? 828 00:37:05,890 --> 00:37:07,682 Not unless there's some kind of ball in there. 829 00:37:07,683 --> 00:37:08,767 Wait, Junior. 830 00:37:08,768 --> 00:37:09,893 Uh-uh. 831 00:37:09,894 --> 00:37:13,271 So you're also Alex Brown? 832 00:37:13,272 --> 00:37:14,689 Yeah, yeah, I am. 833 00:37:14,690 --> 00:37:16,691 Hey. So, uh, moving on. 834 00:37:16,692 --> 00:37:18,610 Oh, wait. You don't have to leave, do you? 835 00:37:18,611 --> 00:37:19,569 Uh, I do. 836 00:37:19,570 --> 00:37:21,780 I don't want to slow down his deliveries. 837 00:37:21,781 --> 00:37:23,073 Oh, that's a shame. 838 00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:25,033 I was just about to ask if you wanted to go for a stroll 839 00:37:25,034 --> 00:37:26,701 on this lovely Fall day. 840 00:37:26,702 --> 00:37:27,953 Uh. 841 00:37:27,954 --> 00:37:31,456 Um, what about Mrs. Alex Brown? 842 00:37:31,457 --> 00:37:33,834 She's been gone for a while now. 843 00:37:34,710 --> 00:37:36,962 Oh, I'm-I'm so sorry. 844 00:37:36,963 --> 00:37:38,296 My condolences. 845 00:37:38,297 --> 00:37:41,300 Oh, no, she hasn't passed. She's just gone from my life. 846 00:37:42,051 --> 00:37:43,134 - Oh. - Oh. 847 00:37:43,135 --> 00:37:48,306 Uh, well, um, actually, you can go on without me. 848 00:37:48,307 --> 00:37:50,976 Uh, Mr. Alex Brown, senior and I 849 00:37:50,977 --> 00:37:52,686 are gonna go for a little stroll. 850 00:37:52,687 --> 00:37:55,564 Yep. Gone and definitely forgotten. 851 00:37:57,900 --> 00:38:02,279 Well, I-I guess it's good to-to move on, you know? 852 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:05,532 And once you process the pain, 853 00:38:05,533 --> 00:38:08,326 our hardest times can be the most fertile soil 854 00:38:08,327 --> 00:38:11,205 for emotional growth, don't you think? 855 00:38:12,373 --> 00:38:15,125 Yeah, sure. What you said. 856 00:38:15,126 --> 00:38:17,336 So, uh... walk? 857 00:38:18,921 --> 00:38:24,551 I don't suppose that EQ over IQ rings any bells, does it? 858 00:38:24,552 --> 00:38:25,719 Whose EQ? 859 00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:28,930 Right. Uh, see, we actually have to hit the road. 860 00:38:28,931 --> 00:38:30,849 But you have a nice day. 861 00:38:30,850 --> 00:38:31,809 Take care. 862 00:38:32,351 --> 00:38:33,518 Okay. 863 00:38:33,519 --> 00:38:35,312 Not a word. 864 00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:36,272 I wouldn't dare. 865 00:38:36,605 --> 00:38:38,274 Oops. Sorry. 866 00:38:39,275 --> 00:38:40,693 I'm never going to get it. 867 00:38:42,403 --> 00:38:44,362 Give me just-just one minute. 868 00:38:44,363 --> 00:38:45,364 Hey, kiddo. 869 00:38:47,491 --> 00:38:48,450 Here, kick it back to me. 870 00:38:48,451 --> 00:38:50,452 But this time, use the inside of your foot. 871 00:38:50,453 --> 00:38:51,245 Yeah. 872 00:38:51,912 --> 00:38:52,997 Like this? 873 00:38:53,622 --> 00:38:55,999 Yes. Very good. That was great. 874 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:59,210 Now, remember, use your laces when you want power, 875 00:38:59,211 --> 00:39:01,672 but the inside of your foot when you want control. 876 00:39:04,216 --> 00:39:05,259 There we go. 877 00:39:09,180 --> 00:39:12,891 Hey O'Keefe, you keep playing with your ball 878 00:39:12,892 --> 00:39:15,019 while Irina takes the gold, huh? 879 00:39:18,981 --> 00:39:20,900 Nice work. Thanks! See ya! 880 00:39:25,321 --> 00:39:26,822 We'll see who laughs last. 881 00:39:27,782 --> 00:39:29,074 You speak Russian? 882 00:39:29,075 --> 00:39:33,244 I wanted to find out if she was cursing me or not and shocker, 883 00:39:33,245 --> 00:39:34,288 she was. 884 00:39:34,914 --> 00:39:36,289 Also learning French. 885 00:39:36,290 --> 00:39:37,666 Benefits of alone time on the job. 886 00:39:44,048 --> 00:39:45,715 Uh. Excuse me. 887 00:39:45,716 --> 00:39:48,968 You can't put "XO, Your Express guy" on my deliveries. 888 00:39:48,969 --> 00:39:51,763 It's what wins them over. It's about the personal touch. 889 00:39:51,764 --> 00:39:54,057 Oh, yeah. I'll stick with efficiency. 890 00:39:54,058 --> 00:39:55,767 You're now a quarter of a star behind. 891 00:39:55,768 --> 00:39:57,561 Just-just let me help. 892 00:39:57,978 --> 00:40:01,397 I can-I can load the dolly and you can deliver the packages. 893 00:40:01,398 --> 00:40:03,399 You're not even supposed to touch the packages. 894 00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:05,610 If anything interferes with the customer's delivery. 895 00:40:05,611 --> 00:40:08,446 Oh, come on, it'll be fine, I promise. 896 00:40:08,447 --> 00:40:10,615 And funny enough, it's actually my middle name. 897 00:40:10,616 --> 00:40:13,701 Alexandra, Delivered and Done, Brown. 898 00:40:13,702 --> 00:40:15,412 That's a mouthful. What is that? 899 00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:16,663 Scandinavian? 900 00:40:16,664 --> 00:40:17,789 Huh? 901 00:40:17,790 --> 00:40:20,125 I don't know. It's totally against the rules. 902 00:40:20,126 --> 00:40:22,044 And how many rules have you already broken today? 903 00:40:23,379 --> 00:40:24,421 A few. 904 00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:27,465 And if you want to get rid of me before lunch, 905 00:40:27,466 --> 00:40:29,635 then you'll let me help move this along. 906 00:40:37,393 --> 00:40:38,519 Okay, fine. 907 00:40:39,019 --> 00:40:40,521 But no more sticky notes. 908 00:41:17,725 --> 00:41:19,350 Mr. Brown, it just so happens 909 00:41:19,351 --> 00:41:21,352 that I love classic literature, too. 910 00:41:21,353 --> 00:41:24,355 And I thought maybe we could read together in a park. 911 00:41:24,356 --> 00:41:25,399 And... 912 00:41:26,025 --> 00:41:27,859 I can feel your eyes wincing. 913 00:41:27,860 --> 00:41:29,194 How do you do that? 914 00:41:29,195 --> 00:41:30,320 Do you have any better ideas? 915 00:41:30,321 --> 00:41:33,031 Yeah, that I should probably sit this one out. 916 00:41:33,032 --> 00:41:34,950 Because of the whole bad mojo thing. 917 00:41:35,534 --> 00:41:36,451 You can open up to me. 918 00:41:36,452 --> 00:41:38,245 Come on, I promise I'm a good listener. 919 00:41:39,121 --> 00:41:40,748 And this is it. 920 00:41:42,124 --> 00:41:43,208 This is it? 921 00:41:43,209 --> 00:41:44,876 Yes. Literally just said that. 922 00:41:44,877 --> 00:41:47,378 No, no, this is it. 923 00:41:47,379 --> 00:41:49,590 This is the last Alex Brown on your route. 924 00:41:50,466 --> 00:41:51,717 This is... 925 00:41:52,676 --> 00:41:53,802 him. 926 00:41:55,763 --> 00:41:57,222 Yeah, I guess so. 927 00:41:57,223 --> 00:41:59,015 - Hey. No. - I'm sweating. 928 00:41:59,016 --> 00:42:00,016 - No no no. - It is Fall... 929 00:42:00,017 --> 00:42:02,685 It is Fall and I am... I'm sweating. 930 00:42:02,686 --> 00:42:03,728 You're going to be fine. 931 00:42:03,729 --> 00:42:06,231 Look. Wave that envelope under my arms. 932 00:42:06,232 --> 00:42:07,232 - No! - Please! 933 00:42:07,233 --> 00:42:08,359 Please. 934 00:42:10,903 --> 00:42:12,238 Look. 935 00:42:12,613 --> 00:42:15,950 You just need to be more natural, less intense. 936 00:42:17,576 --> 00:42:18,576 Okay? 937 00:42:18,577 --> 00:42:19,912 You're right, you're right. 938 00:42:20,412 --> 00:42:21,871 And you don't have to do 939 00:42:21,872 --> 00:42:23,248 all that customer satisfaction stuff. 940 00:42:23,249 --> 00:42:25,125 Just be yourself. 941 00:42:26,460 --> 00:42:29,296 You're perfect just the way you are. 942 00:42:32,341 --> 00:42:35,010 For the person that you are supposed to be with. 943 00:42:35,469 --> 00:42:37,596 Now, come on, you got this. 944 00:42:39,139 --> 00:42:41,642 You're not really a curmudgeon, you know that? 945 00:42:42,643 --> 00:42:43,894 Yeah, I know. 946 00:42:55,948 --> 00:42:57,408 Wait, wait, hold up. Hey, hey, hey, hey. 947 00:42:57,825 --> 00:42:58,784 Sit. 948 00:43:00,995 --> 00:43:02,787 He's just a cute little guy. 949 00:43:02,788 --> 00:43:04,455 Yeah. Tell that to Donnie Spinelli. 950 00:43:04,456 --> 00:43:06,291 He's got the route across town. 951 00:43:06,292 --> 00:43:07,876 Lost two toes to a crazed pug. 952 00:43:10,170 --> 00:43:12,463 I am so sorry. 953 00:43:12,464 --> 00:43:14,007 Hey! Come here you. 954 00:43:14,008 --> 00:43:16,801 Us Brown men can be very protective. 955 00:43:16,802 --> 00:43:18,136 And a little drooly. 956 00:43:18,137 --> 00:43:20,139 Wait. He's Alex Brown? 957 00:43:20,848 --> 00:43:22,099 Rocco? 958 00:43:22,766 --> 00:43:25,394 No. Though some say there is a resemblance. 959 00:43:27,021 --> 00:43:28,606 Alex Brown at your service. 960 00:43:29,356 --> 00:43:31,482 So you're gonna think this is some kind of wild coincidence, 961 00:43:31,483 --> 00:43:32,525 but, uh. 962 00:43:32,526 --> 00:43:33,651 No, no, I don't believe in coincidence. 963 00:43:33,652 --> 00:43:35,320 Something brought you to my doorstep. 964 00:43:35,321 --> 00:43:37,906 Well, then I believe that it's meant to be. 965 00:43:38,949 --> 00:43:42,202 In fact, I think we know each other. 966 00:43:59,219 --> 00:44:00,219 Oh, right. 967 00:44:00,220 --> 00:44:01,846 Uh, sorry, I have to ask. 968 00:44:01,847 --> 00:44:04,308 Hold on. I think I've got it. 969 00:44:05,184 --> 00:44:08,019 Yes. 10:30 Mass. 970 00:44:08,020 --> 00:44:09,063 What? 971 00:44:09,355 --> 00:44:10,856 Here you go. 972 00:44:11,315 --> 00:44:13,233 You come with your husband and five children, right? 973 00:44:14,068 --> 00:44:16,195 Oh, so not right. 974 00:44:18,238 --> 00:44:19,490 I'm guessing this isn't yours. 975 00:44:20,407 --> 00:44:21,699 Not that I know of. 976 00:44:21,700 --> 00:44:23,369 All right. Thanks for your time. 977 00:44:29,541 --> 00:44:31,542 How is this possible? 978 00:44:31,543 --> 00:44:32,502 What? 979 00:44:32,503 --> 00:44:34,129 You have a doppelganger with five kids. 980 00:44:34,838 --> 00:44:36,464 That was our last Alex Brown. 981 00:44:36,465 --> 00:44:37,716 So whose package is this? 982 00:44:38,258 --> 00:44:39,718 I don't know. 983 00:44:40,594 --> 00:44:42,720 I think I need to take it back to the dispatch center, 984 00:44:42,721 --> 00:44:44,807 and it looks like you might need to... 985 00:44:47,768 --> 00:44:48,852 - Give up? - Mmhmm. 986 00:44:49,228 --> 00:44:50,813 Mm-Mm. No way. 987 00:44:51,772 --> 00:44:55,943 I am finally claiming what I want, and I'm gonna get it. 988 00:44:58,237 --> 00:44:59,195 Are you claiming this? 989 00:44:59,196 --> 00:45:00,030 Yes, please. 990 00:45:05,035 --> 00:45:06,954 So let me get something straight. 991 00:45:08,414 --> 00:45:10,289 These guys, your exes? 992 00:45:10,290 --> 00:45:11,125 Uh-huh. 993 00:45:11,583 --> 00:45:12,792 None of that worked out, 994 00:45:12,793 --> 00:45:14,128 but you still want to keep trying. 995 00:45:15,129 --> 00:45:16,045 Of course. 996 00:45:16,046 --> 00:45:17,213 Don't, of course, me. 997 00:45:17,214 --> 00:45:18,714 You literally burned everything they gave you 998 00:45:18,715 --> 00:45:20,425 in a literal fire. 999 00:45:20,426 --> 00:45:22,218 You don't need to use literal twice. 1000 00:45:22,219 --> 00:45:23,262 Yeah. 1001 00:45:25,264 --> 00:45:26,640 Chips. Yes. 1002 00:45:27,224 --> 00:45:29,518 And even though today's been a complete bust, 1003 00:45:30,978 --> 00:45:35,274 you still have hope that there's love out there for you. 1004 00:45:37,025 --> 00:45:39,110 Jack, that's that's what hope is. 1005 00:45:39,111 --> 00:45:43,573 It's believing that good things are possible, 1006 00:45:43,574 --> 00:45:45,284 even if they haven't happened yet. 1007 00:45:46,660 --> 00:45:47,452 Case in point. 1008 00:45:47,453 --> 00:45:49,705 Salt and vinegar. It's my favorite. 1009 00:45:50,539 --> 00:45:51,540 It's a sign. 1010 00:45:51,874 --> 00:45:53,876 Uh-huh. 1011 00:45:57,004 --> 00:45:59,715 So this is our circling back moment. 1012 00:46:01,675 --> 00:46:04,720 What happened to make you like this? 1013 00:46:06,722 --> 00:46:07,764 Like what? 1014 00:46:08,348 --> 00:46:10,142 Nothing, I just... 1015 00:46:12,186 --> 00:46:13,270 Nothing. 1016 00:46:13,979 --> 00:46:15,313 Got dumped. 1017 00:46:15,314 --> 00:46:16,398 No, I did not. 1018 00:46:17,566 --> 00:46:18,816 Definitely. 1019 00:46:18,817 --> 00:46:20,569 Okay, fine. Yeah, I got dumped. 1020 00:46:21,278 --> 00:46:23,155 Everybody gets dumped at least once in their life. 1021 00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:25,324 Yeah. 1022 00:46:29,536 --> 00:46:30,662 But this one... 1023 00:46:32,247 --> 00:46:33,290 this one really hurt. 1024 00:46:34,917 --> 00:46:36,001 You... 1025 00:46:37,544 --> 00:46:38,545 were vulnerable. 1026 00:46:39,171 --> 00:46:40,881 You-you put yourself out there. 1027 00:46:43,091 --> 00:46:47,721 You did everything you could think of to make it work. 1028 00:46:50,098 --> 00:46:52,267 And when it ended, well... 1029 00:46:53,727 --> 00:46:57,939 you promised yourself that you would never let someone 1030 00:46:57,940 --> 00:46:58,982 get that close again. 1031 00:47:00,692 --> 00:47:01,985 How did you know that? 1032 00:47:04,029 --> 00:47:05,280 I get people. 1033 00:47:06,740 --> 00:47:07,824 It's my thing. 1034 00:47:08,867 --> 00:47:10,035 You know what? 1035 00:47:11,119 --> 00:47:12,579 You're gonna be okay. 1036 00:47:14,456 --> 00:47:15,582 Am I? 1037 00:47:16,416 --> 00:47:17,459 Yes. 1038 00:47:20,546 --> 00:47:21,880 We both are. 1039 00:47:29,596 --> 00:47:31,681 - Hey, Meg. - Hey. 1040 00:47:31,682 --> 00:47:34,600 Don't panic. All is well... mostly. 1041 00:47:34,601 --> 00:47:36,394 Just a small... price tag issue. 1042 00:47:36,395 --> 00:47:37,687 What do you mean, "issue"? 1043 00:47:37,688 --> 00:47:40,147 Well, I think I might have done a little mislabeling. 1044 00:47:40,148 --> 00:47:42,900 I just sold a little sapphire pendant for $14.80, 1045 00:47:42,901 --> 00:47:44,694 and I think it was supposed to be... 1046 00:47:44,695 --> 00:47:45,779 $148. 1047 00:47:46,154 --> 00:47:47,613 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1048 00:47:47,614 --> 00:47:48,699 Uh. 1049 00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:51,118 Oh, look, 1050 00:47:51,785 --> 00:47:55,204 I-I don't want to mess up your bonus, but... 1051 00:47:55,205 --> 00:47:56,122 I'm good. 1052 00:47:56,123 --> 00:47:58,374 Padre Brown, he gave me five stars. 1053 00:47:58,375 --> 00:48:00,293 And your help earlier, 1054 00:48:00,294 --> 00:48:02,837 well, it got me through my route faster than expected. 1055 00:48:02,838 --> 00:48:05,590 Are you driving by the Arts District, by any chance? 1056 00:48:05,591 --> 00:48:06,716 Drop the sandwich. 1057 00:48:06,717 --> 00:48:07,717 Get in the van. 1058 00:48:07,718 --> 00:48:08,759 Let's go. 1059 00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:10,344 It's not far from my afternoon deliveries. 1060 00:48:10,345 --> 00:48:13,265 Okay, thanks. Meg, we are on our way. 1061 00:48:13,807 --> 00:48:14,850 Thank you so much. 1062 00:48:16,101 --> 00:48:17,227 I'm so sorry. 1063 00:48:17,561 --> 00:48:18,895 No, honestly, it is all my fault. 1064 00:48:18,896 --> 00:48:21,939 I threw you in here without any prep and without any thought. 1065 00:48:21,940 --> 00:48:23,317 Kind of like my life right now. 1066 00:48:24,026 --> 00:48:26,194 No, Ed, that's not possible. 1067 00:48:26,653 --> 00:48:28,946 Okay, but why did it end up on my truck? 1068 00:48:28,947 --> 00:48:30,072 Now that you've run out of Mr. Browns, 1069 00:48:30,073 --> 00:48:32,658 he's not going to take the package back, is he? 1070 00:48:32,659 --> 00:48:33,784 Uh, no. 1071 00:48:33,785 --> 00:48:36,163 He's actually on the phone with dispatch right now. 1072 00:48:37,247 --> 00:48:39,957 Mm. Who says there are no more nice guys around? 1073 00:48:39,958 --> 00:48:41,043 Guys? 1074 00:48:41,501 --> 00:48:42,920 Nice guys. 1075 00:48:44,546 --> 00:48:46,632 Yes. Very nice. 1076 00:48:50,218 --> 00:48:51,261 Uh-oh. 1077 00:48:51,678 --> 00:48:52,762 What? 1078 00:48:52,763 --> 00:48:53,763 - Alex. - What? 1079 00:48:53,764 --> 00:48:55,640 I get it, I do. 1080 00:48:55,641 --> 00:48:58,309 But you put exactly what you wanted out there 1081 00:48:58,310 --> 00:48:59,977 and you got to follow through. 1082 00:48:59,978 --> 00:49:01,812 Oh, of course. I know that. 1083 00:49:01,813 --> 00:49:02,813 Okay. 1084 00:49:02,814 --> 00:49:03,939 Hey, that was Ed. 1085 00:49:03,940 --> 00:49:06,068 Does he know where the real Alex Brown lives? 1086 00:49:06,735 --> 00:49:07,902 Generally. 1087 00:49:07,903 --> 00:49:11,822 The issue is it could be any Alex Brown in Columbus. 1088 00:49:11,823 --> 00:49:13,824 Not just the ones on my route. 1089 00:49:13,825 --> 00:49:15,284 That's good news, right? 1090 00:49:15,285 --> 00:49:16,327 He's still out there? 1091 00:49:16,328 --> 00:49:17,787 Yeah. 1092 00:49:17,788 --> 00:49:19,330 Just we can't have Ed risk pinging 1093 00:49:19,331 --> 00:49:20,790 the whole system on a deep dive. 1094 00:49:20,791 --> 00:49:23,042 And things are bad because? 1095 00:49:23,043 --> 00:49:26,087 Because Jack and Ed are risking their jobs doing this. 1096 00:49:26,088 --> 00:49:27,047 Yeah. 1097 00:49:31,176 --> 00:49:32,760 I have an idea. 1098 00:49:32,761 --> 00:49:33,804 What? 1099 00:49:34,179 --> 00:49:36,013 Maybe you could ask Irina 1100 00:49:36,014 --> 00:49:37,766 if there's an Alex Brown on her route. 1101 00:49:38,725 --> 00:49:39,975 Oh, no. 1102 00:49:39,976 --> 00:49:42,478 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 1103 00:49:42,479 --> 00:49:43,437 What is happening? 1104 00:49:43,438 --> 00:49:45,523 She might recognize you from the park. 1105 00:49:45,524 --> 00:49:47,274 And if she sees me here doing more things 1106 00:49:47,275 --> 00:49:48,567 that are obviously not working. 1107 00:49:48,568 --> 00:49:50,028 Look, if he reports me... 1108 00:49:50,779 --> 00:49:53,781 Oh, okay. Get under the table, quick. 1109 00:49:53,782 --> 00:49:54,741 Uh... 1110 00:50:02,499 --> 00:50:03,666 You. 1111 00:50:03,667 --> 00:50:04,543 I know who you are. 1112 00:50:05,210 --> 00:50:07,002 Alex Brown, yes? 1113 00:50:07,003 --> 00:50:08,212 Yes. 1114 00:50:08,213 --> 00:50:11,883 Perfect. I think you will be the secret to my success. 1115 00:50:21,768 --> 00:50:24,729 I know all about this, uh... 1116 00:50:24,730 --> 00:50:26,063 It wasn't his fault. 1117 00:50:26,064 --> 00:50:27,189 Eh? 1118 00:50:27,190 --> 00:50:29,734 I got him into this. He was really nice about it. 1119 00:50:29,735 --> 00:50:33,362 Well, maybe not really nice. More cranky and sarcastic, but- 1120 00:50:33,363 --> 00:50:34,280 but aren't we all like that? 1121 00:50:34,281 --> 00:50:35,740 You know, when we've been wounded. 1122 00:50:35,741 --> 00:50:37,742 And don't we all deserve a second chance? 1123 00:50:37,743 --> 00:50:40,745 I mean, he's helping me get one, and I want him to have one. 1124 00:50:40,746 --> 00:50:42,079 And please don't mess this up for him. 1125 00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:43,038 Otherwise, I don't... 1126 00:50:43,039 --> 00:50:45,207 You babble like brook in Balakovo. 1127 00:50:45,208 --> 00:50:48,085 Oh, yeah. I mean, I've heard that before. 1128 00:50:48,086 --> 00:50:51,213 Not specifically that body of water, but, you know, 1129 00:50:51,214 --> 00:50:52,381 the general idea. 1130 00:50:52,382 --> 00:50:54,717 My turn to speak, please and thank you as I only take 1131 00:50:54,718 --> 00:50:56,052 eight minutes for lunch break. 1132 00:50:56,470 --> 00:50:58,679 My husband is feeling very lonely 1133 00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:00,556 missing me while I work long hours. 1134 00:51:00,557 --> 00:51:03,393 Can you take this photo and put it in a keychain locket? 1135 00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:07,981 So this isn't about-about... 1136 00:51:09,274 --> 00:51:11,610 This is about jewelry. 1137 00:51:12,694 --> 00:51:14,529 You are the finest in Columbus. 1138 00:51:15,030 --> 00:51:16,865 My man deserves the finest. 1139 00:51:17,115 --> 00:51:17,949 Eh? 1140 00:51:18,366 --> 00:51:19,659 The finest? 1141 00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:22,787 Of course he does. Mmhmm. 1142 00:51:22,788 --> 00:51:25,790 Um, actually, here is my website, 1143 00:51:25,791 --> 00:51:27,500 and you can go on there and fill out 1144 00:51:27,501 --> 00:51:30,462 some questions that will help me personalize it for you. 1145 00:51:31,379 --> 00:51:32,422 Okay. 1146 00:51:34,549 --> 00:51:35,509 Okay. 1147 00:51:36,384 --> 00:51:37,511 Okay. 1148 00:51:39,805 --> 00:51:40,554 Okay. 1149 00:51:40,555 --> 00:51:42,724 Hi. How can I help you? 1150 00:51:43,225 --> 00:51:44,600 You can come out. 1151 00:51:44,601 --> 00:51:46,019 Oh! That was close. 1152 00:51:48,563 --> 00:51:49,980 Oh, man. 1153 00:51:49,981 --> 00:51:50,940 Thank you. 1154 00:51:50,941 --> 00:51:51,816 You're welcome. 1155 00:51:51,817 --> 00:51:53,235 I got another customer out of it. 1156 00:51:54,152 --> 00:51:57,280 Thank you also for saying what you said. 1157 00:51:58,532 --> 00:52:00,783 Not the part about being sarcastic and cranky, 1158 00:52:00,784 --> 00:52:02,619 but that bit about second chances. 1159 00:52:03,870 --> 00:52:05,038 That was nice. 1160 00:52:06,748 --> 00:52:08,458 That's fine. You're welcome. 1161 00:52:10,043 --> 00:52:12,127 So now how do we find the addresses 1162 00:52:12,128 --> 00:52:13,963 of the other Alex Browns? 1163 00:52:13,964 --> 00:52:16,674 Are you sure we can't do, like, a teensy ping of the system? 1164 00:52:16,675 --> 00:52:17,842 I'm sorry. 1165 00:52:17,843 --> 00:52:19,677 Megan, we have already wasted too much of his time. 1166 00:52:19,678 --> 00:52:21,512 Hey, wait, wait, wait. You know what? 1167 00:52:21,513 --> 00:52:24,515 Ed and I might not be able to find the other Alex Browns, 1168 00:52:24,516 --> 00:52:26,434 but I know somebody who can. 1169 00:52:27,435 --> 00:52:28,519 Seriously? 1170 00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:29,478 Oh, yeah. 1171 00:52:29,479 --> 00:52:31,188 Okay, Megan, how long can you stay 1172 00:52:31,189 --> 00:52:32,857 without touching any of the price tags? 1173 00:52:32,858 --> 00:52:35,359 No promises, but I just need to leave here 1174 00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:36,652 by 6:30 to get to the concert. 1175 00:52:36,653 --> 00:52:39,029 But until then, I'm yours. 1176 00:52:39,030 --> 00:52:40,073 Okay. 1177 00:52:40,991 --> 00:52:41,907 That's great. 1178 00:52:41,908 --> 00:52:43,868 Uh, just remember, I do still have to work. 1179 00:52:43,869 --> 00:52:45,578 Yes, of course. I'll help. Come on. 1180 00:52:45,579 --> 00:52:46,579 Okay. Go, go! 1181 00:52:46,580 --> 00:52:47,539 Let's go. 1182 00:52:53,086 --> 00:52:54,546 Oh hey, Express Now. 1183 00:52:55,547 --> 00:52:58,300 Uh, you got a delivery for me today, 1918 Missouri? 1184 00:52:58,508 --> 00:52:59,634 Yeah, hold on. 1185 00:52:59,968 --> 00:53:02,219 This? Yeah, okay. 1186 00:53:02,220 --> 00:53:03,929 Okay, now. Give it a go. 1187 00:53:03,930 --> 00:53:05,139 Smile at this guy. 1188 00:53:05,140 --> 00:53:06,974 With all of my teeth. 1189 00:53:06,975 --> 00:53:08,393 With your whole mouth. 1190 00:53:13,940 --> 00:53:16,067 Uh... Thanks. 1191 00:53:17,569 --> 00:53:20,363 You're welcome. And, uh, have a great day. 1192 00:53:21,114 --> 00:53:22,324 And... Happy Fall. 1193 00:53:23,116 --> 00:53:24,533 Uh, sure. 1194 00:53:24,534 --> 00:53:27,078 Yeah. Uh... thanks again, man. 1195 00:53:27,829 --> 00:53:30,789 Oh, wow. That's a start. 1196 00:53:30,790 --> 00:53:32,833 Oh, yeah. Was that good? Really? 1197 00:53:32,834 --> 00:53:34,084 Yeah, it was really good. 1198 00:53:34,085 --> 00:53:35,337 It was almost human. 1199 00:53:36,046 --> 00:53:37,671 I think I'm starting to feel it. 1200 00:53:37,672 --> 00:53:39,048 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1201 00:53:39,049 --> 00:53:40,549 Jack! Jack! 1202 00:53:40,550 --> 00:53:42,886 Haley, what are you doing here? 1203 00:53:43,595 --> 00:53:45,763 - Did you track my phone again? - Mmhmm. 1204 00:53:45,764 --> 00:53:47,056 Boundaries Haley. 1205 00:53:47,057 --> 00:53:48,223 Oh, don't be so dramatic. 1206 00:53:48,224 --> 00:53:49,934 I mean, someone's got to keep an eye on you. 1207 00:53:49,935 --> 00:53:51,352 What if you drove off a bridge 1208 00:53:51,353 --> 00:53:53,938 and I had to meet Note Lady in the flesh. 1209 00:53:53,939 --> 00:53:55,272 I'm Haley, Jack's sister. 1210 00:53:55,273 --> 00:53:57,275 Hi. I'm Alex. It's nice to meet you. 1211 00:53:57,734 --> 00:53:59,611 Here are the other Alex Browns. 1212 00:54:00,195 --> 00:54:01,362 What? 1213 00:54:01,363 --> 00:54:02,446 I pared it down for you. 1214 00:54:02,447 --> 00:54:03,614 So nobody dead. 1215 00:54:03,615 --> 00:54:04,907 I took out all the females, 1216 00:54:04,908 --> 00:54:07,244 and I nixed any Alex Browns who had an outstanding warrant. 1217 00:54:07,702 --> 00:54:10,789 Wow. This is fantastic. Thank you. 1218 00:54:11,665 --> 00:54:12,915 How many had a warrant? 1219 00:54:12,916 --> 00:54:14,166 Only one. 1220 00:54:14,167 --> 00:54:16,585 So that leaves just a few Alex Browns left in Columbus. 1221 00:54:16,586 --> 00:54:18,087 Haley works in real estate. 1222 00:54:18,088 --> 00:54:19,922 So if this guy's rented, bought, 1223 00:54:19,923 --> 00:54:21,924 or even toured a listing, it is on that paper. 1224 00:54:21,925 --> 00:54:23,050 Okay. 1225 00:54:23,051 --> 00:54:25,637 I gather data for, like, corporate overlords and... 1226 00:54:26,846 --> 00:54:29,223 Yeah, in an office with a computer 1227 00:54:29,224 --> 00:54:30,725 where you could have just emailed that. 1228 00:54:31,184 --> 00:54:32,267 Can I see it? 1229 00:54:32,268 --> 00:54:33,310 And miss out on all the fun. 1230 00:54:33,311 --> 00:54:35,772 I want to be a part of this soulmate search. 1231 00:54:38,149 --> 00:54:39,316 I like her. 1232 00:54:39,317 --> 00:54:41,403 Okay, yeah. Thank you. 1233 00:54:42,362 --> 00:54:44,738 So we're gonna have to get going. 1234 00:54:44,739 --> 00:54:45,781 So soon? 1235 00:54:45,782 --> 00:54:47,993 Oh, I love your bracelets. 1236 00:54:48,702 --> 00:54:51,120 Oh, I love your ring. Wait, is it custom made? 1237 00:54:51,121 --> 00:54:52,997 Uh, yeah. It is. 1238 00:54:52,998 --> 00:54:55,416 You should come by my shop later... or pod. 1239 00:54:55,417 --> 00:54:57,918 Oh, fun. Is that, like a pop-up? 1240 00:54:57,919 --> 00:55:00,587 Yeah. I'm trying to figure out what to do with my business, 1241 00:55:00,588 --> 00:55:02,423 and so I'm just renting. 1242 00:55:02,424 --> 00:55:04,717 Okay. Moving on, please. 1243 00:55:04,718 --> 00:55:06,010 You know, I think it is so great 1244 00:55:06,011 --> 00:55:07,303 that you're pursuing your passion. 1245 00:55:07,304 --> 00:55:10,014 I really want out of my job, but I gotta pay the bills. 1246 00:55:10,015 --> 00:55:12,516 Right? I have the student loan that is like killing me, 1247 00:55:12,517 --> 00:55:14,727 but this guy's gonna help me with that. 1248 00:55:14,728 --> 00:55:16,687 Okay. Thanks, sis. 1249 00:55:16,688 --> 00:55:19,690 Wait, so he's helping to pay off your student loans? 1250 00:55:19,691 --> 00:55:21,108 If he wins the contest bonus. 1251 00:55:21,109 --> 00:55:24,111 Look, I'm gonna keep some of it, all right? 1252 00:55:24,112 --> 00:55:25,821 But there won't be any bonus at all 1253 00:55:25,822 --> 00:55:27,990 if I let Irina get ahead of me, so... 1254 00:55:27,991 --> 00:55:29,074 He doesn't want you to know 1255 00:55:29,075 --> 00:55:31,702 how much of a mushy sweetheart he actually is. 1256 00:55:31,703 --> 00:55:36,040 Oh, there have been signs under that crusty exterior. 1257 00:55:36,041 --> 00:55:38,042 He's like a soft loaf of bread. 1258 00:55:38,043 --> 00:55:39,294 So squishy. 1259 00:55:40,295 --> 00:55:41,837 Ooh, that's his moving on face. 1260 00:55:41,838 --> 00:55:43,131 Yeah. 1261 00:55:43,465 --> 00:55:45,674 - It was so lovely meeting you. - You too. 1262 00:55:45,675 --> 00:55:47,217 - Thank you. - Thanks sis. 1263 00:55:47,218 --> 00:55:48,303 Bye. 1264 00:55:49,596 --> 00:55:51,473 Good luck finding your soul mate. 1265 00:56:06,613 --> 00:56:09,407 So, it's actually really touching. 1266 00:56:10,617 --> 00:56:13,577 It's about how his truck brings back all his memories. 1267 00:56:13,578 --> 00:56:16,872 About breakups and first dates 1268 00:56:16,873 --> 00:56:21,210 and sunsets and driving home their new baby. 1269 00:56:21,211 --> 00:56:24,213 Oh, so it's not just a song about a guy in love 1270 00:56:24,214 --> 00:56:25,423 with his truck, huh? 1271 00:56:26,716 --> 00:56:28,009 It's so much more. 1272 00:56:29,469 --> 00:56:32,472 You were right. I was wrong about this one. 1273 00:56:33,515 --> 00:56:37,226 Maybe you also don't need such a long list of must-haves 1274 00:56:37,227 --> 00:56:38,686 for what you need in a guy. 1275 00:56:39,187 --> 00:56:41,564 What do you mean by such a long list? 1276 00:56:42,273 --> 00:56:44,067 How many must-haves do you have? 1277 00:56:46,820 --> 00:56:51,241 Okay, so... my ex, she did dump me. 1278 00:56:52,700 --> 00:56:54,785 But the truth is, I think I might have known 1279 00:56:54,786 --> 00:56:56,286 that we weren't right for each other 1280 00:56:56,287 --> 00:56:57,622 for a while before that. 1281 00:56:59,332 --> 00:57:00,457 Might have known? 1282 00:57:00,458 --> 00:57:02,085 Yeah, at the time. 1283 00:57:03,128 --> 00:57:04,796 Forget about it. It was rough. 1284 00:57:05,922 --> 00:57:08,174 Looking back on it, I think knew. 1285 00:57:09,134 --> 00:57:10,342 How? 1286 00:57:10,343 --> 00:57:13,012 She wouldn't share her food with me. 1287 00:57:14,222 --> 00:57:15,890 - Ugh, I hate that. - Mmhmm. 1288 00:57:16,975 --> 00:57:19,894 Retroactive. Thanks again for the sandwich earlier. 1289 00:57:20,854 --> 00:57:22,021 Not a problem. 1290 00:57:23,189 --> 00:57:24,607 I like sharing. 1291 00:57:25,650 --> 00:57:28,652 So yeah, that's-that's my... that's my one thing. 1292 00:57:28,653 --> 00:57:29,863 That's my must-have. 1293 00:57:31,114 --> 00:57:34,158 You just have one must-have? 1294 00:57:34,159 --> 00:57:36,535 Don't you think that's setting the bar a bit low? 1295 00:57:36,536 --> 00:57:37,744 Yeah, but think about it. 1296 00:57:37,745 --> 00:57:41,165 Somebody who doesn't want to share their food with you 1297 00:57:41,166 --> 00:57:43,418 tends to not want to share other things with you too. 1298 00:57:44,711 --> 00:57:46,753 More important things, you know? 1299 00:57:46,754 --> 00:57:50,299 So, I guess, what I'm looking for in a person is, 1300 00:57:50,300 --> 00:57:53,928 I don't know, generosity of spirit, I guess. 1301 00:57:55,221 --> 00:57:57,682 So it is one thing, yes, but it's... 1302 00:57:58,308 --> 00:58:00,018 Well, it's also more. 1303 00:58:08,109 --> 00:58:10,152 Okay. So how about this? 1304 00:58:10,153 --> 00:58:12,696 I will up my list of non-negotiables 1305 00:58:12,697 --> 00:58:13,948 if you reduce yours. 1306 00:58:14,532 --> 00:58:16,366 Maybe I should but... 1307 00:58:16,367 --> 00:58:18,035 it's a slippery slope, right? 1308 00:58:18,036 --> 00:58:21,121 I compromise a little and then a little more. 1309 00:58:21,122 --> 00:58:23,874 And then suddenly I'm making my own flower bouquets 1310 00:58:23,875 --> 00:58:25,668 while my Mensa boyfriend plays D&D. 1311 00:58:26,669 --> 00:58:27,711 In other words... 1312 00:58:27,712 --> 00:58:28,796 You have to see this through. 1313 00:58:29,255 --> 00:58:30,298 Yes. 1314 00:58:30,590 --> 00:58:31,716 That. 1315 00:58:32,759 --> 00:58:33,760 I have to. 1316 00:58:35,803 --> 00:58:37,179 Okay, if we do this together, 1317 00:58:37,180 --> 00:58:38,889 I might just be able to meet my quota 1318 00:58:38,890 --> 00:58:40,557 and still win the contest. 1319 00:58:40,558 --> 00:58:45,230 And you can meet your multifaceted manifestation. 1320 00:58:45,980 --> 00:58:47,357 Deal. 1321 00:58:55,907 --> 00:58:59,160 Hi. Express Now, more like Impress Wow. 1322 00:59:00,954 --> 00:59:02,622 Get back inside. 1323 00:59:03,206 --> 00:59:04,582 Just kidding. 1324 00:59:07,043 --> 00:59:08,126 Why? 1325 00:59:08,127 --> 00:59:11,089 You know, that looked like a red flag anyways to me. 1326 00:59:12,006 --> 00:59:12,839 Okay. 1327 00:59:43,788 --> 00:59:44,998 Guess he's not home. 1328 00:59:54,590 --> 00:59:55,716 Stickers. 1329 00:59:55,717 --> 00:59:57,051 Read it. 1330 01:00:00,138 --> 01:00:01,555 You're welcome. 1331 01:00:18,698 --> 01:00:20,366 Hi. How can I help you? 1332 01:00:20,700 --> 01:00:21,658 Hi. 1333 01:00:21,659 --> 01:00:22,993 Coffee for you. 1334 01:00:22,994 --> 01:00:23,995 Thank you. 1335 01:00:25,246 --> 01:00:27,122 Sorry. Wrong address. 1336 01:00:27,123 --> 01:00:28,833 Have a great day. 1337 01:00:30,126 --> 01:00:31,835 Bye. 1338 01:00:31,836 --> 01:00:32,836 Thanks. 1339 01:00:44,515 --> 01:00:46,141 I can't believe you do this every day. 1340 01:00:46,142 --> 01:00:47,309 That's right. 1341 01:00:47,310 --> 01:00:49,312 No matter what surprises the weather throws my way. 1342 01:00:50,396 --> 01:00:52,565 No wonder you don't have time for my sticky notes. 1343 01:00:53,024 --> 01:00:55,026 And she finally gets it. 1344 01:00:56,194 --> 01:00:59,364 I think we've hit every Alex Brown in Columbus. 1345 01:01:00,031 --> 01:01:02,033 Well, except for that one who wasn't home. 1346 01:01:02,909 --> 01:01:06,412 So, I guess, he's the one, right? 1347 01:01:08,539 --> 01:01:09,832 I guess. 1348 01:01:12,543 --> 01:01:15,003 Okay, well, that's the end of my route, 1349 01:01:15,004 --> 01:01:17,382 and it looks like I'm finishing the day. 1350 01:01:18,966 --> 01:01:21,302 Three quarters of a star ahead of Irina. 1351 01:01:21,928 --> 01:01:23,638 - Nice. - Pretty good. 1352 01:01:27,767 --> 01:01:29,769 Maybe showers should blow over pretty soon. 1353 01:01:31,145 --> 01:01:32,062 Do you want to go back 1354 01:01:32,063 --> 01:01:34,023 and see if the last Alex Brown's home yet? 1355 01:01:42,448 --> 01:01:44,533 Uh, yeah. 1356 01:01:44,534 --> 01:01:47,370 And so we go back to the last Alex Brown. 1357 01:01:48,454 --> 01:01:49,497 Yeah. 1358 01:01:51,874 --> 01:01:53,084 What time is it? 1359 01:01:53,835 --> 01:01:55,544 6:15. Why? 1360 01:01:55,545 --> 01:01:57,797 Uh, Megan, I have to go relieve her. 1361 01:01:58,798 --> 01:01:59,674 Let's go. 1362 01:02:06,556 --> 01:02:08,558 Excuse me. Are you Alex? 1363 01:02:09,142 --> 01:02:10,309 Uh, I am. 1364 01:02:10,726 --> 01:02:12,686 Honey, I think this is the Alex Brown 1365 01:02:12,687 --> 01:02:13,646 that made my necklace. 1366 01:02:15,314 --> 01:02:16,106 Eva. 1367 01:02:16,107 --> 01:02:18,442 No way. You remember the piece? 1368 01:02:18,443 --> 01:02:19,359 And her name? 1369 01:02:19,360 --> 01:02:20,444 It was very memorable. 1370 01:02:20,445 --> 01:02:23,155 Your husband did a great job. 1371 01:02:23,156 --> 01:02:25,782 He completely filled up the personal details space 1372 01:02:25,783 --> 01:02:26,908 on the form. 1373 01:02:26,909 --> 01:02:28,535 Obviously, I'd like to take all the credit, 1374 01:02:28,536 --> 01:02:30,954 but it really was you. 1375 01:02:30,955 --> 01:02:34,958 You took everything I told you and made it perfectly her. 1376 01:02:34,959 --> 01:02:38,296 Especially the quote, "I dwell in possibility." 1377 01:02:38,921 --> 01:02:41,882 It's so me. Thank you. 1378 01:02:41,883 --> 01:02:43,676 The pleasure was honestly all mine. 1379 01:02:44,886 --> 01:02:46,428 - Have a good night. - You too. 1380 01:02:46,429 --> 01:02:47,221 Good night. 1381 01:02:51,225 --> 01:02:53,602 And that's your process. 1382 01:02:53,603 --> 01:02:56,605 You have the customers fill out some personal facts 1383 01:02:56,606 --> 01:02:58,648 about themselves, and then you build from there. 1384 01:02:58,649 --> 01:02:59,901 Yeah, pretty much. 1385 01:03:00,818 --> 01:03:02,152 That is brave. 1386 01:03:02,153 --> 01:03:03,320 What do you mean "brave"? 1387 01:03:03,321 --> 01:03:05,447 Well, basically, you're saying I've never met you, 1388 01:03:05,448 --> 01:03:07,157 but I can figure you out. 1389 01:03:07,158 --> 01:03:09,284 I can make you a custom piece of jewelry 1390 01:03:09,285 --> 01:03:11,328 that you're going to love and be so happy with. 1391 01:03:11,329 --> 01:03:12,788 You're going to give me money for it. 1392 01:03:12,789 --> 01:03:13,997 That's brave. 1393 01:03:13,998 --> 01:03:15,999 Yeah, especially the money part. 1394 01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:17,293 I'm serious though. 1395 01:03:18,002 --> 01:03:21,005 It's impressive what you do. It matters. 1396 01:03:23,174 --> 01:03:24,342 Oh. 1397 01:03:24,842 --> 01:03:27,637 Wow. I haven't been to a concert in... 1398 01:03:28,221 --> 01:03:29,846 - Forever. - Yeah. 1399 01:03:29,847 --> 01:03:31,224 Seriously? 1400 01:03:39,190 --> 01:03:40,482 Everything okay? 1401 01:03:40,483 --> 01:03:42,902 Uh, yeah. We should probably get going. 1402 01:03:43,402 --> 01:03:45,195 I don't want to go back 1403 01:03:45,196 --> 01:03:47,573 to the last Alex Brown's house at midnight. 1404 01:03:48,449 --> 01:03:49,325 Yeah. 1405 01:03:50,284 --> 01:03:51,327 Yeah. 1406 01:03:52,036 --> 01:03:53,037 But... 1407 01:03:54,205 --> 01:03:55,289 Yeah? 1408 01:03:55,831 --> 01:03:57,832 Look, I have to work tomorrow anyway. 1409 01:03:57,833 --> 01:04:01,044 I can't let Irina crawl past me on the very last day. 1410 01:04:01,045 --> 01:04:04,422 So if you don't want to show up at the last Alex Brown's house 1411 01:04:04,423 --> 01:04:06,217 in the middle of the night and scare him. 1412 01:04:07,176 --> 01:04:08,302 We could wait till morning. 1413 01:04:10,721 --> 01:04:13,390 Like a daylight meet-cute. 1414 01:04:13,391 --> 01:04:14,392 Exactly. 1415 01:04:15,059 --> 01:04:16,894 Sounds pretty perfect. 1416 01:04:18,437 --> 01:04:21,773 Because I am also so hungry and tired. 1417 01:04:21,774 --> 01:04:24,485 And I can't even imagine what I look like right now. 1418 01:04:25,528 --> 01:04:27,029 What's worse, you're tired or you're hungry? 1419 01:04:28,906 --> 01:04:30,575 Definitely my hunger. 1420 01:04:31,409 --> 01:04:32,285 Let's fix that. 1421 01:04:39,792 --> 01:04:42,043 Dinner was amazing. Thank you. 1422 01:04:42,044 --> 01:04:44,921 And buckeyes? I'm so glad we saved room for these. 1423 01:04:44,922 --> 01:04:48,008 Well, these are a moral imperative around these parts. 1424 01:04:48,009 --> 01:04:49,384 Mm. 1425 01:04:49,385 --> 01:04:51,512 So, what do you like best about your job? 1426 01:04:52,722 --> 01:04:55,765 Uh. The fit, obviously. 1427 01:04:55,766 --> 01:04:59,686 I mean, yeah. Mmhmm. I can see that. 1428 01:04:59,687 --> 01:05:02,397 I think it's probably that I just get to complete 1429 01:05:02,398 --> 01:05:03,940 something every day. 1430 01:05:03,941 --> 01:05:05,525 You know, packages arrive at the warehouse. 1431 01:05:05,526 --> 01:05:08,111 I deliver them to the customer, they receive them. 1432 01:05:08,112 --> 01:05:09,070 They're happy. 1433 01:05:09,071 --> 01:05:10,280 - Mmhmm - Done. 1434 01:05:10,281 --> 01:05:13,367 Full circle with a little caboose of joy at the end. 1435 01:05:14,327 --> 01:05:15,702 Caboose of joy? 1436 01:05:15,703 --> 01:05:17,371 - Choo-choo. - Choo. 1437 01:05:19,999 --> 01:05:22,125 So you said you're not sure 1438 01:05:22,126 --> 01:05:23,793 what to do next about your business? 1439 01:05:23,794 --> 01:05:27,839 Yeah. I mean, there's so many different directions 1440 01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:31,301 I could go and so many different pieces of advice. 1441 01:05:31,302 --> 01:05:33,136 It's just... I don't know. 1442 01:05:33,137 --> 01:05:37,474 I used to be so confident and I knew exactly what I wanted. 1443 01:05:37,475 --> 01:05:41,771 And then somewhere along the way, I started doubting myself. 1444 01:05:42,355 --> 01:05:44,272 Okay. Hold on. Let's unpack that. 1445 01:05:44,273 --> 01:05:45,274 Please have a seat. 1446 01:05:45,900 --> 01:05:46,776 Okay. 1447 01:05:48,235 --> 01:05:50,071 So is this about work or... 1448 01:05:51,322 --> 01:05:52,864 Everything. 1449 01:05:52,865 --> 01:05:58,286 Here I am in my 30s, still living that pop-up life. 1450 01:05:58,287 --> 01:06:01,540 Still not making enough money, still adrift. 1451 01:06:03,167 --> 01:06:05,502 Okay, so the person who dragged me all over Columbus today 1452 01:06:05,503 --> 01:06:08,630 searching for her soulmate, she doubts herself? 1453 01:06:08,631 --> 01:06:10,548 Yeah. No, I don't buy that. 1454 01:06:10,549 --> 01:06:11,925 Un-huh. 1455 01:06:11,926 --> 01:06:14,344 I think you're forgetting that an artist, 1456 01:06:14,345 --> 01:06:15,972 they don't have a standard path forward. 1457 01:06:16,472 --> 01:06:17,556 That's completely normal. 1458 01:06:18,891 --> 01:06:22,061 And, yeah, maybe... you're scared, 1459 01:06:24,063 --> 01:06:25,731 and a little off-track. 1460 01:06:28,401 --> 01:06:30,736 But I think deep down you know what your heart really wants. 1461 01:06:38,369 --> 01:06:39,786 You're right. 1462 01:06:39,787 --> 01:06:41,371 And I am just... 1463 01:06:41,372 --> 01:06:42,997 I'm gonna stand up and I'm gonna... 1464 01:06:42,998 --> 01:06:44,541 I'm gonna say it, okay? 1465 01:06:44,542 --> 01:06:46,252 - Yes, okay. - Okay. 1466 01:06:47,211 --> 01:06:51,381 I want a permanent space all to myself. 1467 01:06:51,382 --> 01:06:56,344 No more consignments or or pop-ups or street fairs. 1468 01:06:56,345 --> 01:07:00,975 I want expansion without the risk of losing my soul. 1469 01:07:02,601 --> 01:07:03,852 There you go. 1470 01:07:03,853 --> 01:07:05,980 Now, I just need to manifest the money to make it happen. 1471 01:07:10,651 --> 01:07:15,614 Thank you for- for reminding me of me. 1472 01:07:16,657 --> 01:07:19,285 It's my pleasure, truly. 1473 01:07:24,623 --> 01:07:26,083 Um, you, uh... 1474 01:07:27,293 --> 01:07:31,630 You-you-you have a little schmutz, like right... 1475 01:07:32,923 --> 01:07:34,216 Right there. 1476 01:07:40,473 --> 01:07:44,476 Okay, so maybe I should, um, I should probably drive you home. 1477 01:07:44,477 --> 01:07:45,393 I can do that. 1478 01:07:45,394 --> 01:07:49,148 Oh, uh, I-I actually live right here. 1479 01:07:50,107 --> 01:07:51,817 I must have lost my sense of direction. 1480 01:07:52,985 --> 01:07:54,236 It, uh, it happens. 1481 01:07:54,820 --> 01:07:57,155 Not usually to me, but, um... 1482 01:07:57,156 --> 01:07:58,365 Um. 1483 01:07:59,033 --> 01:08:01,076 So tomorrow are we on? 1484 01:08:01,077 --> 01:08:02,410 Yeah. Tomorrow we make the delivery. 1485 01:08:02,411 --> 01:08:03,286 Okay, great. 1486 01:08:03,287 --> 01:08:05,622 Well, then I will see you tomorrow. 1487 01:08:05,623 --> 01:08:07,875 Yes. See you tomorrow. 1488 01:08:10,961 --> 01:08:12,046 And we're done. 1489 01:09:18,737 --> 01:09:20,780 Don't worry about me. Be the teddy bear. 1490 01:09:20,781 --> 01:09:22,825 Be vulnerable. Tell her how you feel. 1491 01:09:23,367 --> 01:09:25,660 I have to be the polar bear and just go for it. 1492 01:09:25,661 --> 01:09:26,744 I gotta go. 1493 01:09:26,745 --> 01:09:27,913 Do not track me. 1494 01:09:29,123 --> 01:09:30,166 Jack. 1495 01:09:30,749 --> 01:09:31,750 Alex. 1496 01:09:33,085 --> 01:09:34,587 Wow. Hi. 1497 01:09:37,339 --> 01:09:38,465 Good morning. 1498 01:09:38,799 --> 01:09:39,842 You look... 1499 01:09:40,926 --> 01:09:42,176 So do you. 1500 01:09:42,177 --> 01:09:43,178 Thanks. 1501 01:09:43,179 --> 01:09:45,221 I, uh... I thought I thought that you had 1502 01:09:45,222 --> 01:09:47,056 to work today for the contest. 1503 01:09:47,057 --> 01:09:50,185 Yeah. Don't worry about it. I already won. 1504 01:09:50,769 --> 01:09:52,020 What? You did? 1505 01:09:52,021 --> 01:09:53,021 Mmhmm. 1506 01:09:53,022 --> 01:09:53,814 That's amazing. 1507 01:09:54,440 --> 01:09:56,192 Thanks. 1508 01:09:59,278 --> 01:10:01,363 So that's, I guess, for the final Alex Brown. 1509 01:10:01,864 --> 01:10:03,073 Oh, um... 1510 01:10:03,991 --> 01:10:05,576 No. I, um... 1511 01:10:06,785 --> 01:10:08,412 I actually made it for you. 1512 01:10:08,829 --> 01:10:10,831 Me? Are you serious? 1513 01:10:13,918 --> 01:10:14,751 Sticky notes. 1514 01:10:14,752 --> 01:10:16,545 - Well, it seems appropriate. - Mmhmm. 1515 01:10:19,632 --> 01:10:21,758 "Good food is sweeter when shared." 1516 01:10:21,759 --> 01:10:22,843 "Anonymous." 1517 01:10:25,179 --> 01:10:26,013 That's perfect. 1518 01:10:27,306 --> 01:10:28,349 Thank you. 1519 01:10:28,599 --> 01:10:30,392 I'm glad you like it. 1520 01:10:31,644 --> 01:10:33,686 Do you want me to put it on? 1521 01:10:33,687 --> 01:10:34,772 Yes, please. 1522 01:10:49,703 --> 01:10:52,121 - Hey, Alex. - Yes. 1523 01:10:52,122 --> 01:10:54,458 I want to- I want to ask you something. 1524 01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:56,126 Hey. 1525 01:10:56,377 --> 01:10:57,460 You know... 1526 01:10:57,461 --> 01:10:58,878 You're just in time. 1527 01:10:58,879 --> 01:11:00,463 Megan. Hey. 1528 01:11:00,464 --> 01:11:01,631 I wanted to check in 1529 01:11:01,632 --> 01:11:03,424 in case you were having any last-minute jitters. 1530 01:11:03,425 --> 01:11:04,426 Um... 1531 01:11:04,718 --> 01:11:05,802 Uh... 1532 01:11:05,803 --> 01:11:07,470 Oh. Hey, Jack. You look nice. 1533 01:11:07,471 --> 01:11:08,472 Thank you. 1534 01:11:10,057 --> 01:11:11,892 Ooh. So any jitters? 1535 01:11:12,184 --> 01:11:13,309 A few. 1536 01:11:13,310 --> 01:11:16,104 Um, but but I-I think I'm ready. 1537 01:11:16,105 --> 01:11:17,981 Yes. Yes, you are. 1538 01:11:17,982 --> 01:11:19,482 Listen, you are doing something 1539 01:11:19,483 --> 01:11:22,068 most of us don't even have the guts to do. 1540 01:11:22,069 --> 01:11:24,571 You put out there what you wanted and you're going for it. 1541 01:11:25,155 --> 01:11:26,323 I, um... 1542 01:11:27,366 --> 01:11:28,492 I... 1543 01:11:29,284 --> 01:11:32,495 I have to complete this for myself. 1544 01:11:32,496 --> 01:11:35,123 You aren't just doing it for yourself. 1545 01:11:35,124 --> 01:11:36,625 You're doing it for everyone. 1546 01:11:36,959 --> 01:11:38,460 Mostly for me. 1547 01:11:39,628 --> 01:11:41,672 It inspires me to start going for what I want to. 1548 01:11:41,964 --> 01:11:43,090 You should. 1549 01:11:43,841 --> 01:11:45,050 You deserve it. 1550 01:11:48,887 --> 01:11:49,929 Okay. 1551 01:11:49,930 --> 01:11:51,306 - You ready? - Yep. 1552 01:11:51,724 --> 01:11:52,808 Moving on. 1553 01:11:53,309 --> 01:11:55,060 14 Meadowbrook Road. - Woo! 1554 01:11:59,773 --> 01:12:01,734 'Morning. What is happening here? 1555 01:12:02,943 --> 01:12:05,863 It's finally happening. He's taking her to meet him. 1556 01:12:06,447 --> 01:12:07,573 And we are missing it? 1557 01:12:08,073 --> 01:12:09,491 Well... 1558 01:12:10,534 --> 01:12:12,368 Maybe we could just watch from across the street. 1559 01:12:12,369 --> 01:12:13,704 They'll never even know we're there. 1560 01:12:14,204 --> 01:12:15,956 Just be cool. Be cool, cool, cool. 1561 01:12:22,046 --> 01:12:23,338 And we're here. 1562 01:12:27,926 --> 01:12:29,845 Thank you for everything. 1563 01:12:30,637 --> 01:12:33,682 For yesterday and for last night. 1564 01:12:34,266 --> 01:12:36,267 And for helping me to see 1565 01:12:36,268 --> 01:12:37,853 that I already know what I really want. 1566 01:12:39,605 --> 01:12:42,399 I can't stop thinking about having my own shop. 1567 01:12:43,317 --> 01:12:45,194 That's great. Hang on to that. 1568 01:12:46,362 --> 01:12:47,321 And thank you too. 1569 01:12:48,113 --> 01:12:49,615 For what? 1570 01:12:51,200 --> 01:12:54,411 Well, I think, you had to learn to say what you want. 1571 01:12:56,121 --> 01:12:58,248 And I had to learn it's okay to... 1572 01:12:59,291 --> 01:13:01,418 actually want something again. 1573 01:13:07,299 --> 01:13:09,468 Yeah. Well, I'm happy to hear that. 1574 01:13:11,678 --> 01:13:13,347 - So... - Yeah. 1575 01:13:14,181 --> 01:13:15,265 Here we are. 1576 01:13:15,682 --> 01:13:16,558 Yeah. 1577 01:13:32,783 --> 01:13:35,953 I guess I just walk on up to that door then. 1578 01:13:36,829 --> 01:13:38,705 Yeah. I guess so. 1579 01:13:39,665 --> 01:13:40,874 Unless, um... 1580 01:13:42,334 --> 01:13:43,794 Unless? 1581 01:13:46,171 --> 01:13:48,257 Do you really think what you want is inside that house? 1582 01:13:48,966 --> 01:13:50,092 Um... 1583 01:13:51,802 --> 01:13:53,011 I don't know. 1584 01:13:54,555 --> 01:13:57,266 Do you think it's somewhere else? 1585 01:14:01,478 --> 01:14:02,312 Oh! 1586 01:14:02,604 --> 01:14:04,147 Oh, come on. 1587 01:14:04,148 --> 01:14:05,314 Oh, you got to be kidding me. 1588 01:14:05,315 --> 01:14:06,316 I can see you guys. 1589 01:14:07,276 --> 01:14:08,277 Surprise. 1590 01:14:08,902 --> 01:14:10,404 Yeah. Surprise! 1591 01:14:10,737 --> 01:14:11,988 What are you guys doing here? 1592 01:14:11,989 --> 01:14:12,989 I'm sorry. 1593 01:14:12,990 --> 01:14:14,448 We don't want to miss the big moment. 1594 01:14:14,449 --> 01:14:15,450 It's still happening, right? 1595 01:14:15,451 --> 01:14:17,618 Because it looks like a different moment 1596 01:14:17,619 --> 01:14:18,787 might be about to happen. 1597 01:14:20,539 --> 01:14:22,416 No. 1598 01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:24,460 No. Yes. No, I... 1599 01:14:28,005 --> 01:14:29,214 Just a second. 1600 01:14:29,756 --> 01:14:30,840 What is it, Ed? 1601 01:14:30,841 --> 01:14:32,759 I told you I already dropped out of the contest. 1602 01:14:33,677 --> 01:14:34,803 Wait, what? 1603 01:14:35,304 --> 01:14:37,305 I just wanted today to be about you 1604 01:14:37,306 --> 01:14:39,308 and Haley and I are gonna find another way. 1605 01:14:40,350 --> 01:14:42,768 Listen, I found the real Alex Brown's address 1606 01:14:42,769 --> 01:14:44,687 and Meadowbrook Road, ain't it? 1607 01:14:44,688 --> 01:14:47,649 I called him up and confirmed the purple package is his. 1608 01:14:48,233 --> 01:14:51,027 It's on Irina's route. It's 832 Jefferson. 1609 01:14:51,028 --> 01:14:52,738 That area they just annexed. 1610 01:14:53,405 --> 01:14:55,741 That's probably why it didn't show up on your sister's list. 1611 01:14:57,784 --> 01:14:59,244 Isn't this awesome? 1612 01:15:01,121 --> 01:15:03,832 Hey! All of you off my lawn! 1613 01:15:04,291 --> 01:15:06,376 Sorry, sir. Wrong address. 1614 01:15:07,419 --> 01:15:08,545 Gotta go. 1615 01:15:11,548 --> 01:15:13,799 So, um, 832 Jefferson. 1616 01:15:13,800 --> 01:15:15,177 I'll, uh... I'll see you there. 1617 01:15:20,265 --> 01:15:21,475 See you there. 1618 01:15:22,434 --> 01:15:23,477 See you there. 1619 01:15:28,315 --> 01:15:29,399 Okay. 1620 01:15:30,567 --> 01:15:31,734 This is my route. 1621 01:15:31,735 --> 01:15:34,363 Look, I'm not trying to steal anything from you, Irina. 1622 01:15:35,739 --> 01:15:36,572 Isn't that the jeweler? 1623 01:15:36,573 --> 01:15:38,075 The one whose table you hide under? 1624 01:15:39,117 --> 01:15:39,951 You knew? 1625 01:15:39,952 --> 01:15:41,786 Let's just say I grew up noticing things. 1626 01:15:41,787 --> 01:15:43,579 Old habit. Hard to explain. 1627 01:15:43,580 --> 01:15:45,290 So why is she there and you are here? 1628 01:15:47,459 --> 01:15:49,711 Because, uh... I'm an idiot. 1629 01:15:50,295 --> 01:15:51,380 Yes. 1630 01:15:54,424 --> 01:15:55,591 I'm doing the right thing. 1631 01:15:55,592 --> 01:15:56,509 Right? 1632 01:15:56,510 --> 01:15:57,970 Yes, definitely. 1633 01:15:59,304 --> 01:16:01,931 All I know is that after 20 years of marriage, 1634 01:16:01,932 --> 01:16:04,059 nothing good comes from holding back your feelings. 1635 01:16:05,060 --> 01:16:06,478 You got to go after what you want. 1636 01:16:07,854 --> 01:16:08,647 Yeah. 1637 01:16:13,318 --> 01:16:14,611 Right. 1638 01:16:15,153 --> 01:16:17,113 I do think you should take off your jacket. 1639 01:16:17,114 --> 01:16:18,407 - All right. - Good call. Yes. 1640 01:16:21,201 --> 01:16:23,369 O'Keefe, you are as bad at love 1641 01:16:23,370 --> 01:16:25,205 as you are good at on-time distribution. 1642 01:16:26,331 --> 01:16:27,707 Thank you? 1643 01:16:27,708 --> 01:16:29,166 I will still win. 1644 01:16:29,167 --> 01:16:31,252 When I curse a cow, it stays cursed. 1645 01:16:31,253 --> 01:16:32,546 It doesn't matter anymore. 1646 01:16:35,090 --> 01:16:36,174 You got this. 1647 01:16:37,301 --> 01:16:38,260 I do. 1648 01:16:41,013 --> 01:16:42,638 What is our slogan? 1649 01:16:42,639 --> 01:16:44,474 O'Keefe, what is our slogan? 1650 01:16:45,517 --> 01:16:46,767 Delivered and done. 1651 01:16:46,768 --> 01:16:48,477 That is what you must do. 1652 01:16:48,478 --> 01:16:49,563 Deliver. 1653 01:16:50,314 --> 01:16:51,732 Go get 'em. 1654 01:16:54,401 --> 01:16:56,236 I have to be the teddy bear and the polar bear. 1655 01:16:56,486 --> 01:16:57,404 Eh? 1656 01:17:03,535 --> 01:17:04,369 Alex. 1657 01:17:06,705 --> 01:17:08,415 I, uh, came up with more. 1658 01:17:10,083 --> 01:17:11,293 More what? 1659 01:17:11,668 --> 01:17:12,836 With more must-haves. 1660 01:17:15,922 --> 01:17:18,342 More than just the sharing food thing. 1661 01:17:19,176 --> 01:17:20,134 Oh. 1662 01:17:20,135 --> 01:17:21,136 I, um... 1663 01:17:21,928 --> 01:17:22,804 Um... 1664 01:17:23,889 --> 01:17:26,183 Someone who loves adventure. 1665 01:17:26,808 --> 01:17:29,144 Especially adventure in a vintage truck. 1666 01:17:30,437 --> 01:17:32,356 Someone who sticks up for others 1667 01:17:32,773 --> 01:17:34,358 even when they're hiding under a table. 1668 01:17:35,692 --> 01:17:38,653 Someone who sees people so well 1669 01:17:38,654 --> 01:17:40,655 that she can personalize exactly what they need. 1670 01:17:43,742 --> 01:17:47,621 Someone who believes in hopes and keeps going. 1671 01:17:48,663 --> 01:17:50,707 No matter how many times she's been disappointed. 1672 01:17:54,920 --> 01:17:56,213 And someone who... 1673 01:17:56,922 --> 01:17:58,965 Yeah, I agree, has to go ring that doorbell. 1674 01:18:01,134 --> 01:18:02,969 Just in case it doesn't work out, 1675 01:18:04,262 --> 01:18:06,223 knows that I'm going to be at her building every single day, 1676 01:18:06,932 --> 01:18:08,517 ignoring her sticky notes 1677 01:18:09,893 --> 01:18:11,228 and hoping she'll give me a chance. 1678 01:18:13,730 --> 01:18:14,564 A second chance. 1679 01:18:19,194 --> 01:18:21,071 Okay. That was pretty good. 1680 01:18:21,655 --> 01:18:24,240 Yes, but I take full credit for this. 1681 01:18:24,241 --> 01:18:25,408 Irina. 1682 01:18:25,409 --> 01:18:26,492 - Hi. - Hello. 1683 01:18:26,493 --> 01:18:27,327 Hello. 1684 01:19:01,820 --> 01:19:04,614 And yeah, maybe you're scared. 1685 01:19:06,450 --> 01:19:07,993 And a little off-track. 1686 01:19:14,791 --> 01:19:16,083 But I think deep down 1687 01:19:16,084 --> 01:19:17,461 you know what your heart really wants. 1688 01:19:30,724 --> 01:19:32,434 Wait. Um... 1689 01:19:33,643 --> 01:19:35,061 Excuse me. Sorry. 1690 01:19:35,437 --> 01:19:37,730 Alex, you've come all this way. 1691 01:19:37,731 --> 01:19:38,981 We've come all this way. 1692 01:19:38,982 --> 01:19:41,609 Don't you think you should at least ring that doorbell 1693 01:19:41,610 --> 01:19:43,195 and make sure this is what you really want? 1694 01:19:43,695 --> 01:19:44,779 Meg... 1695 01:19:45,614 --> 01:19:48,533 I finally know exactly what I want. 1696 01:19:51,578 --> 01:19:55,540 I-I want someone who appreciates good music. 1697 01:19:56,291 --> 01:19:57,751 Even when it's about a pickup truck? 1698 01:19:58,543 --> 01:20:00,587 And speaks romance languages. 1699 01:20:04,549 --> 01:20:08,636 And knows that it EQ is more important than IQ. 1700 01:20:08,637 --> 01:20:10,763 And I will order my own coffee mug 1701 01:20:10,764 --> 01:20:11,806 Just to prove it. 1702 01:20:13,350 --> 01:20:14,768 But most importantly, 1703 01:20:15,727 --> 01:20:20,648 wants me to be me even when I'm babbling, 1704 01:20:20,649 --> 01:20:23,692 which I'm going to do a lot right now 1705 01:20:23,693 --> 01:20:26,320 because it's something that I do when I have big feelings. 1706 01:20:26,321 --> 01:20:28,030 And right now I have a lot of big... 1707 01:20:28,031 --> 01:20:28,907 Moving on. 1708 01:20:48,385 --> 01:20:50,053 Oh, great. My package. 1709 01:20:54,224 --> 01:20:55,182 Hello. 1710 01:20:55,183 --> 01:20:56,184 Hi. 1711 01:20:57,060 --> 01:20:58,770 Um, I'm Alex. 1712 01:21:01,273 --> 01:21:02,315 I'm Megan. 1713 01:21:03,733 --> 01:21:05,026 It's good to meet you. 1714 01:21:06,987 --> 01:21:09,489 Sorry, I'm a little sweaty from working out. 1715 01:21:12,576 --> 01:21:14,244 That is a beautiful man. 1716 01:21:17,289 --> 01:21:18,915 You really know how to manifest. 1717 01:21:20,166 --> 01:21:21,418 Right? 1718 01:21:40,979 --> 01:21:43,355 Hey, save it for after hours, you two. 1719 01:21:43,356 --> 01:21:44,941 We have shoppers already. 1720 01:21:45,317 --> 01:21:47,234 So Express Now just sold this year? 1721 01:21:47,235 --> 01:21:48,527 - Oh. - Well... 1722 01:21:48,528 --> 01:21:49,695 They, uh... 1723 01:21:49,696 --> 01:21:51,947 They finally forced Jack to upgrade his work truck. 1724 01:21:51,948 --> 01:21:53,699 Yeah, my loss was her gain, though. 1725 01:21:53,700 --> 01:21:55,117 She got it for a steal. 1726 01:21:55,118 --> 01:21:56,453 With someone's help. 1727 01:21:58,330 --> 01:22:00,915 You two restored it yourselves, impressive. 1728 01:22:00,916 --> 01:22:02,334 Well... 1729 01:22:02,834 --> 01:22:06,879 Okay, Alex, if you put shelves 1730 01:22:06,880 --> 01:22:07,921 where the drop seat was, 1731 01:22:07,922 --> 01:22:10,883 use a biscuit joiner for a smooth finish, 1732 01:22:10,884 --> 01:22:12,968 You'll get... wait for it. 1733 01:22:12,969 --> 01:22:15,596 Three more square feet of sale space. 1734 01:22:15,597 --> 01:22:17,306 Wow. Sounds like a plan. 1735 01:22:17,307 --> 01:22:19,767 Irina, I still feel kind of bad. 1736 01:22:19,768 --> 01:22:22,311 It was my rating that helped put Jack over the top. 1737 01:22:22,312 --> 01:22:25,230 No, he delivered the love of your life. 1738 01:22:25,231 --> 01:22:26,650 How can I be mad at you? 1739 01:22:27,567 --> 01:22:30,070 Besides, I was having an off-day. 1740 01:22:30,570 --> 01:22:32,154 I think it all started with Ed, 1741 01:22:32,155 --> 01:22:33,656 who got to keep his job, by the way. 1742 01:22:33,657 --> 01:22:34,657 Yeah! 1743 01:22:34,658 --> 01:22:36,034 All right, everybody, are we ready? 1744 01:22:36,493 --> 01:22:37,493 Yeah. 1745 01:22:37,494 --> 01:22:40,205 Get over here and unveil this thing yourself. 1746 01:22:42,999 --> 01:22:43,999 Okay. 1747 01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:45,835 Come on, Alex. Here. 1748 01:22:46,086 --> 01:22:47,379 Thank you. 1749 01:22:49,381 --> 01:22:53,968 Um. I can't believe this day is finally here. 1750 01:22:53,969 --> 01:22:56,346 Thank you truly, all of you, for being here. 1751 01:22:58,640 --> 01:22:59,932 Go for it, Alex. 1752 01:22:59,933 --> 01:23:01,017 Yeah! 1753 01:23:11,861 --> 01:23:12,737 May I? 1754 01:23:14,072 --> 01:23:15,072 Delivered. 1755 01:23:15,073 --> 01:23:16,241 And done. 120202

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