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- I hate you.
- Me too.
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- Give up?
- No!
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- That hurt!
- Good.
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Boom!
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Hey! Watch the glasses.
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You're fucking dead!
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Dig some over here,
so we can make it bigger.
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Okay.
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- Dig here as well.
- A worm!
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- Worm?
- Mm-hmm.
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Wanna keep going?
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- Can I try the shovel that you have?
- No.
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Are you terrible or what?
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I don't have a spade shovel,
I'm going to get it.
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Okay.
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Oh, it's terrible.
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Is that the other shovel?
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- Yes.
- Okay.
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I think this is a spade shovel.
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It didn't even pierce the ground.
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Do it again, do it again.
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- Please, can we swap for a second?
- Nope.
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- Come on, can I just try it.
- This shovel is mine.
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End of story.
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- Cut it!
- It doesn't cut!
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Ow... ow.
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- It's my shovel.
- Come on, I want to try it.
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- What are you doing?
- This is what happens.
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Okay?
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Don't!
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- Ow!
- Exactly.
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- I hate you.
- You didn't give me the shovel.
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- You're mean.
- No!
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No, no!
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- Take that!
- What are you doing, boy?
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- It's winter, I'm not kidding.
- Slow.
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- Oh, you're just faking it.
- It won't stick.
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Then stick it up your asshole.
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The first shovel had a pointier tip.
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Dude!
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Remove it all.
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- Excuse me.
- Oh, stop it.
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- My ass is very big.
- Stop it!
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Can you please?
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We just need to keep going.
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We've come so far.
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- Ow!
- It was an accident.
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It hurt!
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It's supposed to hurt.
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There's no tip on this shovel.
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- So, can I have it now?
- No!
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- Give it to me.
- You had it earlier.
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Ow, dude!
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I'm using it! Ow!
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- Shit, you're an asshole.
- It's giving me goosebumps!
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What?
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I get goosebumps because
it's so dry and muddy.
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- It just happens.
- Grímur, stop it. I mean it!
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I'm going home
if you keep acting like this.
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Dude, I get goosebumps.
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- Wow, see the chunk that I dug up.
- I did that, you loser.
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- Yes...
- Grímur, stop it!
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You'll just have to get
used to the goosebumps.
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This is my shovel!
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Use this one.
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Fuck, I can't.
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Fucking shit.
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Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you?
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You threw me
and hit my elbow on the shovel.
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- No! No! No!
- Eat shit.
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No!
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That's right, eat shit.
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- That fucking hurt.
- I hate you.
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- Cry me a river.
- Ow, man.
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- Oh, no.
- What's wrong with you,
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- are you a braindead frog?
- That was so uncomfortable.
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I'll need to take a long shower later.
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Don't be a wimp.
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- Keep going!
- Do you know how much this hurts?
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- Bob the Builder.
- Dude.
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Keep going!
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Grímur, don't.
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- I don't give a shit.
- Stop! It hurts!
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Ow, my ass!
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I don't care if it hurts.
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Hey, keep going!
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I've done so much.
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You haven't done anything.
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- I'm the only one doing something
- You're only hurting me.
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A lot.
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That's what I do.
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Now, give me the shovel!
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This is the hardest thing...
I've ever done...
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in my entire life.
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- Isn't the hole deep enough?
- Almost.
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- Don't kick mud on me.
- Okay.
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Look at this one.
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It's pretty big.
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Did you know that a worm
is both a woman and a man?
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- So, they have a penis and a vagina?
- I think so.
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I read it with mum...
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- Wait, don't go anywhere.
- Where would I go?
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"The strange thing about earthworms
is that they are hermaphrodites.
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This means that every earthworm
is both male and female.
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All earthworms produce
both eggs and semen.
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When earthworms procreate
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they link together in a tight
embrace and exchange semen.
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The clitellum produces slime
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which later helps form egg capsules.
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The egg capsules then develop
near the surface of the soil
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until tiny earthworms are born."
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The hole is too deep.
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Shut up.
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What are you boys making?
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It's a secret.
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Where are your hands?
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- What are you wearing?
- A coat.
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- It's ridiculous.
- You're ridiculous.
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You need to hurry. Dad will kill you
if you're late on your first day.
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Should we go?
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- I'm going to comb her properly.
- Yes.
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It won't make much of a difference.
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But why?
The wind is still blowing that way.
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I love sitting on Brák.
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How can you have such short legs
but still weigh seventy tons?
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Hey.
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- Sorry.
- Her body, her choice.
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I totally agree with you.
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But, I mean,
their mum is also like this.
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Okay.
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What the fuck was that!
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What the fuck!
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- What is wrong?
- This was something else.
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She was also expertly doing
the flying gate over here.
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This was the flying gate.
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Yes, the flying gate.
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Bára, are you retarded?
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Oh my god.
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I almost fucking fell down here.
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Ew, there is shit everywhere.
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- What do you have there?
- Candy.
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Where did you find it?
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In one of the pockets of these trousers.
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- Give me.
- What kind of candy is that?
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Gummies.
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Did you know that gummies
are made from pig fat?
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- No.
- They are, it's true.
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I find it a bit disgusting, if it's true,
that they use pig fat to make gummies,
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but I'm never gonna stop eating them
because they taste so good.
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Let's go.
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Okay.
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It's extremely cold.
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Yes.
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- Are you annoyed at me or something?
- No.
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Okay.
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Holy moly.
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Wait, then I'll just put this here,
once more.
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Where is the foot?
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I told you that we should have
put it through here.
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Now for the feet, just touch...
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Oh my god.
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You have to see this, look!
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This.
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Oh, no.
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- Ída, it's the wrong way around.
- I know.
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- Why are you doing it this way?
- It won't fit from the other side.
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I think I'm losing faith in all of this.
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Losers give up.
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You won't be losing your pants again.
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Humm... no.
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You have to hold him up while I...
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- ...tie him.
- Yes.
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- Shit.
- Þorgils, great job.
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Take... look, you've broken him.
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Fatso.
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Okay.
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Okay?
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Yes.
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My face is freezing.
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My eyes.
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Shit.
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No!
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What's wrong with this dude.
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Ow, dude!
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- Stay on your feet.
- I'm going to kill you.
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- Grímur...
- No!
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One more time.
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Drilling is fun. Get off.
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Wait... Þorgils, you're...
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Get off.
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There.
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Maybe we just need...
Is there a hammer around here?
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Almost there.
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Its head is getting flat on top.
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You can't see it from here.
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You just have to push it...
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I don't know about this.
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Yeah, no, don't stop.
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- Can I try?
- No.
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00:25:24,251 --> 00:25:27,959
No, hold the bike.
Between the feet.
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I'm not going to fall into the mud...
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Yes, Grímur.
You need to hammer it harder.
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00:25:37,792 --> 00:25:41,334
No, I think the head might be
about to break in half.
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- Dude! Hold onto the wheel!
- It's completely stuck.
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- No, stop, stop it!
- Look at this.
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- Hold it!
- Then keep hammering.
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00:25:48,667 --> 00:25:51,459
- Keep holding onto the wheel.
- Keep hammering.
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I am hammering.
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00:25:53,792 --> 00:25:56,501
No, you're just talking.
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- Keep going!
- I want to kick your ass right now.
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His head is turning yellow.
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It's not going any further.
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No, this is as far as it goes, Grímur.
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- Oh, really?
- There is this black thing here!
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00:26:24,584 --> 00:26:27,667
- Look!
- It can go a little further down.
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We just need to give him
a scarf or something.
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Ah, fuck.
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- Ew, that's creepy.
- Look at this.
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- Þorgils, Þorgils...
- Yes.
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Is his eye leaking?
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00:28:36,667 --> 00:28:38,251
- No, no...
- His nose is bleeding!
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00:28:38,334 --> 00:28:40,334
- He's like a vampire or something.
- Stop it.
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- Yes, that's because it's a kind of...
- Þorgils!
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00:28:43,167 --> 00:28:45,042
His nose is bleeding,
come on, that's cool.
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Now he looks like a vampire.
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00:28:46,959 --> 00:28:50,584
- What? Do you want him to look...
- See... The face...
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Can you bleed from both nostrils
at the same time? Is that common?
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It happened to me once.
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Because you get
a bloody nose every second.
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I hit him!
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Did you see it Þorgils?
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I hit his helmet!
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Holy shit.
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Oh my god!
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- Did you see that?
- Yes.
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- Oh my god!
- Was that all?
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Yes, Þorgils.
I hit the helmet and then it exploded...
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- Are you sure these are the only shots?
- Yes, there are none left.
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Dude!
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Come on, Grímur, give me a hand.
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Give me a hand.
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00:32:04,792 --> 00:32:08,417
What the hell?
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00:32:13,792 --> 00:32:15,834
Dude.
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00:32:32,792 --> 00:32:34,501
What are you doing?
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00:32:34,584 --> 00:32:36,917
- Putting a wig on her.
- Okay.
248
00:32:37,001 --> 00:32:39,459
Ída, this isn't supposed to be a girl.
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- Yes, it is.
- No.
250
00:32:41,084 --> 00:32:44,542
- Why not?
- Because this is supposed to be a knight.
251
00:32:45,167 --> 00:32:47,209
Girls can be knights too,
you know.
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I'm pretty sure they can't.
253
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I agree, besides, it's just weird.
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00:32:52,167 --> 00:32:53,751
It's Joan of Arc.
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00:32:53,834 --> 00:32:55,792
Joan, do you mean Noah's arc?
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- No! Joan of Arc.
- Who's that?
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I just know Joan in Stóralá,
she worked with dad when he was a kid.
258
00:33:01,667 --> 00:33:04,667
The one who picked mushrooms with us?
259
00:33:04,751 --> 00:33:07,626
Joan was an incredibly powerful
knight who saved France.
260
00:33:07,709 --> 00:33:09,709
I've been to France once.
261
00:33:09,792 --> 00:33:11,917
- Do you know French?
- I've been there too!
262
00:33:12,001 --> 00:33:14,709
Only a few words.
263
00:33:14,792 --> 00:33:17,709
Bonjour, merci, merci beaucoup.
264
00:33:17,792 --> 00:33:19,917
Which means "thanks a lot",
because merci means "thanks".
265
00:33:20,001 --> 00:33:22,126
Santé! means "cheers"!
266
00:33:22,209 --> 00:33:25,501
- And I think Garcon means "boys".
- Garcon?
267
00:33:25,876 --> 00:33:29,626
C'est mon petit garcon.
Fille, "girl".
268
00:33:29,709 --> 00:33:32,167
Fille and Jeanne d'Arc.
269
00:33:32,251 --> 00:33:34,209
- I'm not gonna shoot a girl.
- I'll do it.
270
00:33:34,292 --> 00:33:37,542
- Ída, you don't get to decide everything.
- Sure, I do.
271
00:33:37,626 --> 00:33:41,292
- It's two against one.
- I'm older, so I get three votes.
272
00:33:41,376 --> 00:33:44,042
- That's bullshit and it's not fair.
- No, that's not fair.
273
00:33:44,126 --> 00:33:46,542
No, boys. Life isn't fair.
274
00:33:46,626 --> 00:33:49,792
- It wasn't fair for Joan.
- What do you mean?
275
00:33:50,167 --> 00:33:53,001
- She was burned alive.
- Jesus.
276
00:33:56,084 --> 00:33:58,542
What's "war" in French?
277
00:33:58,626 --> 00:34:01,542
Don't know...
But that's guerra in Spanish.
278
00:34:01,626 --> 00:34:03,626
- How come you know that?
- Narcos.
279
00:34:03,709 --> 00:34:07,126
- I know the whole theme song by heart.
- How is that?
280
00:34:39,459 --> 00:34:42,084
- Dance with me boy.
- Fuck.
281
00:34:42,167 --> 00:34:44,001
- Okay, stay still!
- Hey!
282
00:34:44,084 --> 00:34:45,709
Hey!
283
00:34:53,709 --> 00:34:56,001
- Ída get off.
- Do you give up?
284
00:34:56,084 --> 00:34:58,376
- Do you give up?
- No!
285
00:35:30,001 --> 00:35:32,292
- Should I go first?
- No.
286
00:35:32,376 --> 00:35:34,792
You said you didn't want to shoot
a girl, so shouldn't I start?
287
00:35:34,876 --> 00:35:38,834
He's not a girl.
The guy just has long hair.
288
00:35:38,917 --> 00:35:42,709
- And breasts?
- They're not breasts!
289
00:35:44,084 --> 00:35:46,209
Dude, have you seen
the guys at the pool,
290
00:35:46,292 --> 00:35:48,667
they've got bigger breasts
than mum does.
291
00:35:48,751 --> 00:35:51,209
- Please let me go first.
- Okay.
292
00:35:51,584 --> 00:35:53,876
- I'm up next.
- Then me!
293
00:35:53,959 --> 00:35:55,667
No, no.
No, no, no!
294
00:35:55,751 --> 00:35:59,959
Dad said you should never
draw the bow without an arrow.
295
00:36:00,751 --> 00:36:03,251
He also said we're not allowed
to shoot a bow without him.
296
00:36:03,334 --> 00:36:05,834
We're not using the bow then,
dad isn't at home anymore.
297
00:36:05,917 --> 00:36:07,667
Yes.
298
00:36:12,167 --> 00:36:15,417
- Oh, ho! Right in the nuts!
- Right in the nuts!
299
00:36:15,501 --> 00:36:18,584
- No, right in the vagina.
- Common, Ída.
300
00:36:18,667 --> 00:36:19,876
What the...
301
00:36:22,792 --> 00:36:23,917
- Son of a bitch.
302
00:36:24,626 --> 00:36:26,001
Shit.
303
00:36:30,042 --> 00:36:31,084
Fuck!
304
00:36:32,001 --> 00:36:33,792
Ah, fuck off.
305
00:36:43,667 --> 00:36:45,584
Pathetic.
306
00:36:47,417 --> 00:36:49,126
Fucking hell.
307
00:37:02,917 --> 00:37:04,501
Lift it, lift it, lift it!
308
00:37:04,584 --> 00:37:06,626
I know, I know, I know.
309
00:37:06,709 --> 00:37:07,876
Is she standing?
310
00:37:07,959 --> 00:37:09,042
No.
311
00:37:10,084 --> 00:37:14,334
Yes, she is standing,
but how are we supposed to hold her up?
312
00:37:15,251 --> 00:37:17,459
Hey stop, hey, hey, hey...
313
00:37:19,001 --> 00:37:20,334
How should we tie her?
314
00:37:20,417 --> 00:37:23,167
Wait, wait, wait. Look.
315
00:37:23,251 --> 00:37:25,167
Okay, okay, okay...
316
00:37:27,292 --> 00:37:30,084
- We need more string.
- Don't we have more?
317
00:37:48,001 --> 00:37:49,917
Fucking wind!
318
00:37:50,001 --> 00:37:52,501
Where is the spring!
319
00:37:56,209 --> 00:37:58,376
Ew, here, I'm going to get her.
320
00:37:58,459 --> 00:38:00,334
- No, no, no, no...
- Yes.
321
00:38:00,417 --> 00:38:03,001
Don't shoot! It's here!
322
00:38:03,084 --> 00:38:05,501
- Don't shoot!
- No!
323
00:38:11,334 --> 00:38:15,126
- I could hit her easily,
I'm by far the best with this bow.
324
00:38:15,167 --> 00:38:18,626
- Is this one from earlier?
- Out of the way!
325
00:38:19,001 --> 00:38:20,376
Out of the way!
326
00:38:20,459 --> 00:38:23,542
- This one isn't coming loose.
- No.
327
00:38:25,084 --> 00:38:27,667
I was just going to remove the tip.
328
00:38:34,751 --> 00:38:36,167
- More, more...
- More?
329
00:38:36,251 --> 00:38:41,501
- Yes, just, totally...
- Fucking shit, bro.
330
00:38:41,584 --> 00:38:43,834
- Just pull back on the string.
- Okay, okay, okay.
331
00:38:43,917 --> 00:38:49,042
- Don't be like "Oh no.."
- Bling, blong, blimba, bling, blong...
332
00:38:49,126 --> 00:38:51,376
- I've got this.
- More.
333
00:38:52,126 --> 00:38:54,626
- Hey ho!
- Hey!
334
00:38:59,917 --> 00:39:01,709
No!
335
00:39:03,501 --> 00:39:06,667
I'm not about to lose
ten thousand kronur. Two thousand.
336
00:39:06,751 --> 00:39:08,626
Okay, two thousand kronur.
Five thousand?
337
00:39:08,709 --> 00:39:10,126
No!
338
00:39:10,209 --> 00:39:11,334
Okay.
339
00:39:11,417 --> 00:39:14,001
It would probably go all the way
to the beach...
340
00:39:14,084 --> 00:39:16,334
I'm not going to try that.
341
00:39:21,251 --> 00:39:23,084
- Okay.
- Okay, go away.
342
00:39:23,167 --> 00:39:26,584
I'm Legolas from,
what was it called again?
343
00:39:26,667 --> 00:39:30,959
- I don't remember, Lord of the Rings?
- I'm Legolas.
344
00:39:32,292 --> 00:39:34,876
The fucking Hobbit or something.
345
00:39:37,417 --> 00:39:39,751
- Are you seeing this?
- You always hit that spot somehow!
346
00:39:39,834 --> 00:39:41,834
I'm still Legolas.
347
00:39:41,917 --> 00:39:43,167
Watch me bro.
348
00:39:44,751 --> 00:39:47,084
Hey, you were so close!
349
00:39:52,834 --> 00:39:55,709
Such an annoying arrow, this one.
350
00:39:56,792 --> 00:40:00,459
Hurry up, Grímur. I hate waiting.
351
00:40:02,876 --> 00:40:05,917
Oh my god, arrow!
352
00:40:06,376 --> 00:40:09,626
Stop being such a dick.
353
00:40:13,459 --> 00:40:14,959
Same spot!
354
00:40:25,251 --> 00:40:26,626
Kill me.
355
00:40:27,126 --> 00:40:28,792
Face.
356
00:40:28,876 --> 00:40:29,917
Heart.
357
00:40:30,001 --> 00:40:31,751
Shoulder.
358
00:40:32,834 --> 00:40:34,126
Hell yeah.
359
00:40:37,876 --> 00:40:39,459
What was that?
Did it hit the helmet?
360
00:40:39,542 --> 00:40:42,376
This arrow is like a wet dog.
361
00:40:42,459 --> 00:40:44,792
Crossbow baby.
362
00:40:46,251 --> 00:40:47,876
What... what?
363
00:40:47,959 --> 00:40:51,917
- I'm not trying to be a professional.
- I'll show you how it's done.
364
00:40:52,001 --> 00:40:53,584
Out of the way, I'm about to shoot.
365
00:40:53,667 --> 00:40:55,792
This is what we're going to do.
Ready? Watch this!
366
00:40:55,876 --> 00:40:58,084
I think this is better.
367
00:40:58,834 --> 00:41:01,834
- Hell yeah!
- Oh, shit I stepped on an arrow.
368
00:41:02,334 --> 00:41:04,876
- Be careful, don't break the...
- Okay, at the same time.
369
00:41:04,959 --> 00:41:07,001
The bow is loaded with an arrow.
370
00:41:07,084 --> 00:41:09,001
- I...
- At the same time.
371
00:41:09,084 --> 00:41:11,959
- I fucking hate these arrows.
- Ready?
372
00:41:12,042 --> 00:41:14,834
One, two, three!
373
00:41:15,542 --> 00:41:18,084
The same spot!
374
00:41:19,959 --> 00:41:21,001
Yo!
375
00:41:43,209 --> 00:41:44,959
Holy fuck.
376
00:41:46,417 --> 00:41:48,084
Look out!
377
00:41:48,167 --> 00:41:52,876
- Don't shoot, I'm coming up!
- Sorry, the arrow just flew away.
378
00:42:01,209 --> 00:42:02,709
Look what I found!
379
00:42:02,792 --> 00:42:05,542
Watch out, you could catch bird flu.
380
00:42:05,917 --> 00:42:07,042
What's that?
381
00:42:07,126 --> 00:42:12,042
It's this sickness which makes you puke
and shit yourself at the same time.
382
00:42:19,417 --> 00:42:21,667
Out of the way,
I'm about to shoot.
383
00:42:33,501 --> 00:42:36,626
What will you give me
if I hit her in the eye?
384
00:42:37,167 --> 00:42:38,917
Ten thousand kronur.
385
00:42:43,584 --> 00:42:45,667
Are you being fucking serious?
386
00:42:55,917 --> 00:42:58,376
That was awful.
387
00:43:02,084 --> 00:43:04,876
The armour, super hard.
388
00:43:09,251 --> 00:43:12,251
- Oh, shit!
- It hit the armour.
389
00:43:14,709 --> 00:43:16,876
What do I get if I hit her in the eye?
390
00:43:16,959 --> 00:43:18,667
Ten thousand.
391
00:43:23,292 --> 00:43:26,001
- Yes!
- What the fuck!
392
00:43:26,084 --> 00:43:29,084
Let's go!
393
00:43:29,167 --> 00:43:31,501
Right in the eye, baby!
394
00:43:31,584 --> 00:43:33,626
Oh, yes!
395
00:43:33,709 --> 00:43:35,292
Yes!
396
00:43:35,376 --> 00:43:37,126
Holy shit.
397
00:43:53,626 --> 00:43:56,126
This bow is terrible.
398
00:43:56,667 --> 00:43:58,917
It's so weak.
399
00:43:59,876 --> 00:44:01,417
Not as weak as you.
400
00:44:01,501 --> 00:44:02,792
Shut up!
401
00:44:02,876 --> 00:44:05,709
I just shot the bow,
what are you talking about?
402
00:44:05,792 --> 00:44:10,959
If you threw an arrow at it, which would
do more damage, you or the bow?
403
00:44:11,042 --> 00:44:12,084
Exactly.
404
00:44:12,167 --> 00:44:16,251
This is simply the saddest thing
I've ever heard.
405
00:44:17,751 --> 00:44:19,959
Oh okay - just kidding.
406
00:44:22,959 --> 00:44:26,834
- This bow is ass.
- The bow is ass? Did you see that?
407
00:44:26,917 --> 00:44:30,501
- That could have killed you.
- No, did you see how slow it was?
408
00:44:30,584 --> 00:44:33,376
Slow?
Did it not penetrate the target?
409
00:44:33,459 --> 00:44:35,084
So grab an arrow.
410
00:44:35,167 --> 00:44:38,667
- What do you think you're doing?
- Grab an arrow.
411
00:44:44,209 --> 00:44:47,584
Last time I was here with Ída,
I hit it in the eye.
412
00:44:48,959 --> 00:44:50,334
Like, into the eye?
413
00:44:50,417 --> 00:44:52,667
Yes, what did you think I meant?
414
00:44:53,542 --> 00:44:54,959
- What?
- Okay.
415
00:44:55,042 --> 00:44:57,459
- Yeah, right.
- Ask Ída.
416
00:45:05,834 --> 00:45:09,584
- What? This is a bad bow.
- This is a bad bow.
417
00:45:09,667 --> 00:45:13,084
Ah, dude, dude, easy, easy, easy.
418
00:45:14,584 --> 00:45:16,876
Dude, are you twisting it and...
419
00:45:16,959 --> 00:45:19,542
You just need to do it the right way.
420
00:45:20,001 --> 00:45:21,626
Oh, what the...
421
00:45:24,292 --> 00:45:27,542
- Stop, stop it, give it here.
- No.
422
00:45:31,501 --> 00:45:33,376
Can't use that.
423
00:45:34,001 --> 00:45:35,417
Can't use that.
424
00:45:35,501 --> 00:45:37,709
Yes you can use that,
I just shot an arrow like that.
425
00:45:37,792 --> 00:45:40,167
- Okay, then I'll start.
- No.
426
00:45:40,251 --> 00:45:43,126
- I might use them later.
- You said that you can't use them.
427
00:45:43,209 --> 00:45:47,501
You couldn't even pull them
from the chick.
428
00:45:47,584 --> 00:45:51,459
- I did pull them out.
- No, I pulled them all out.
429
00:45:51,542 --> 00:45:54,709
I pulled two from the other side.
430
00:45:54,792 --> 00:45:59,167
- Yes, but not the ones that I pulled.
- You also said it wouldn't work.
431
00:45:59,251 --> 00:46:00,917
Give me that.
432
00:46:01,626 --> 00:46:03,542
Put the arrow on.
433
00:46:07,626 --> 00:46:09,876
They're not as good as the other ones.
434
00:46:09,959 --> 00:46:11,501
- They're better.
- No!
435
00:46:11,584 --> 00:46:14,709
- Yes.
- Okay, I'm going to try this one.
436
00:46:15,084 --> 00:46:18,084
They're not better than the ones
with the arrowheads.
437
00:46:18,167 --> 00:46:21,792
Yes, the other ones with the arrowheads,
the blue ones.
438
00:46:22,167 --> 00:46:24,459
- Why are you holding it like that?
- These are the blue ones.
439
00:46:24,542 --> 00:46:26,667
- You're holding it like this.
- These are the blue ones.
440
00:46:26,751 --> 00:46:30,501
I mean the other ones, the ones with
the arrowheads, the blue ones, the good tips.
441
00:46:30,584 --> 00:46:32,001
You know, these ones have a soft tip.
442
00:46:32,084 --> 00:46:34,959
That's because
the tips broke off the others.
443
00:46:35,417 --> 00:46:38,459
That's what I said,
the two blue ones are good...
444
00:46:38,542 --> 00:46:41,334
You can't even draw this bow tight.
445
00:46:41,417 --> 00:46:43,251
- The string won't go tight.
- No.
446
00:46:43,334 --> 00:46:48,251
We have to stand right in front of Joan,
so we can actually hit her.
447
00:46:48,334 --> 00:46:50,626
I've hit her already,
look at all the arrows...
448
00:46:50,709 --> 00:46:53,001
We're kind of just standing
in front of her.
449
00:46:53,084 --> 00:46:54,626
Okay.
450
00:46:55,001 --> 00:46:57,209
Back a little bit.
451
00:46:58,126 --> 00:47:00,709
Draw the bow.
452
00:47:01,084 --> 00:47:05,167
- That one went so deep inside her.
- Yeah, that one hit.
453
00:47:08,667 --> 00:47:11,126
It's just the arrowhead.
454
00:47:11,209 --> 00:47:12,709
That's what I've been saying.
455
00:47:12,792 --> 00:47:16,959
- You said the bow was bad.
- Yes, the bow is also bad.
456
00:47:18,167 --> 00:47:22,292
If this was your bow, you'd be all like:
"Oh, my darling bow!"
457
00:47:22,376 --> 00:47:23,751
- No.
- Yes, you would.
458
00:47:23,834 --> 00:47:26,167
You actually broke mine.
459
00:47:26,251 --> 00:47:29,876
- Ída broke your bow.
- Yes, you or Ída did.
460
00:47:38,084 --> 00:47:40,042
Watch, Þorgils.
461
00:47:40,126 --> 00:47:41,834
Look.
462
00:47:41,917 --> 00:47:45,792
This is how you do it smoothly and easy.
463
00:47:50,084 --> 00:47:52,292
Look at that.
464
00:47:54,792 --> 00:47:57,667
That's how you do it.
How many arrows have you got?
465
00:47:57,751 --> 00:48:00,626
- There are no arrows left...
- Sure there is, there's one in her eye.
466
00:48:00,709 --> 00:48:04,584
Yes, that's because
you don't let me finish my sentences.
467
00:48:06,376 --> 00:48:09,584
Yes, it is bad. Yes, it is lousy.
468
00:48:10,042 --> 00:48:12,334
Grímur,
how about you just shut the fuck up?
469
00:48:19,042 --> 00:48:22,209
Do you think mum and dad
touch each other when they are naked?
470
00:48:22,292 --> 00:48:24,084
Definitely not.
471
00:48:24,167 --> 00:48:25,292
Not anymore, anyway.
472
00:48:25,376 --> 00:48:29,709
They were probably doing it
all the time, or we wouldn't be here.
473
00:48:32,376 --> 00:48:35,167
Did they have to touch each other more
to have two kids or twins?
474
00:48:35,251 --> 00:48:37,542
Dude, no...
475
00:48:38,459 --> 00:48:41,209
I'm not sure
I want them to do it anymore.
476
00:48:41,292 --> 00:48:42,334
I want it.
477
00:48:42,417 --> 00:48:44,417
- Okay.
- Why?
478
00:48:44,501 --> 00:48:48,417
Because everything was more fun
when they were doing it.
479
00:48:48,501 --> 00:48:50,709
- I saw it once.
- Oh, stop it, please...
480
00:48:50,792 --> 00:48:52,001
What did you see?
481
00:48:52,084 --> 00:48:54,334
No, guys,
I don't fucking wanna listen to this.
482
00:48:54,417 --> 00:48:56,834
- Just erase it from your mind.
- That's impossible.
483
00:48:56,917 --> 00:49:00,167
If I do something, I can't not do it.
484
00:49:00,251 --> 00:49:03,167
And if I see something,
then it's impossible not to see it.
485
00:49:03,251 --> 00:49:08,001
I saw something that I found a bit
strange and didn't quite understand,
486
00:49:08,084 --> 00:49:13,251
but it was okay...
because they enjoyed it, I think.
487
00:52:51,709 --> 00:52:53,626
What's in it?
488
00:52:53,709 --> 00:52:55,792
Don't know.
489
00:53:03,167 --> 00:53:07,459
Try shooting straight into the air
so it falls onto her head.
490
00:53:07,542 --> 00:53:09,626
Uh... no, no.
491
00:53:10,667 --> 00:53:12,876
You couldn't if you tried.
492
00:53:13,792 --> 00:53:15,834
- Really?
- Yes.
493
00:53:18,834 --> 00:53:21,209
Fuck!
494
00:53:25,084 --> 00:53:28,001
Oh shit! Holy fuck!
495
00:53:32,917 --> 00:53:35,959
This is way too much!
496
00:53:39,334 --> 00:53:41,667
- We have to put it out.
- Do you have any water?
497
00:53:41,751 --> 00:53:42,876
Do I have any water? No.
498
00:53:55,542 --> 00:53:57,584
I don't know if
I want to do this anymore.
499
00:53:57,667 --> 00:54:00,167
- Why?
- Feels like we're done.
500
00:54:00,251 --> 00:54:02,459
- What do you mean?
- I've had enough.
501
00:54:02,542 --> 00:54:03,917
Don't be like that.
502
00:54:04,001 --> 00:54:06,292
I feel bad over this, no joke.
503
00:54:06,376 --> 00:54:10,501
Þorgils, we are honoring our ancestors.
We should bow and be proud.
504
00:54:10,584 --> 00:54:12,001
Oh, really...
505
00:54:12,084 --> 00:54:15,959
We have Viking blood.
Our forefathers were powerful Vikings
506
00:54:16,042 --> 00:54:18,084
that robbed and killed
the rich people in Europe
507
00:54:18,167 --> 00:54:19,959
and stole the beautiful women
and had children
508
00:54:20,042 --> 00:54:21,709
with them in the boat
they built themselves.
509
00:54:21,792 --> 00:54:24,792
Yuck. Vikings are boring.
510
00:54:24,876 --> 00:54:28,584
- What do you mean?
- Have you ever seen a good Viking movie?
511
00:54:28,667 --> 00:54:30,959
- No...
- Exactly.
512
00:54:31,042 --> 00:54:33,792
We still have some Viking in us,
it is part of our natural purpose.
513
00:54:33,876 --> 00:54:37,001
- What purpose?
- War!
514
00:54:37,417 --> 00:54:38,667
And playing around, of course.
515
00:54:38,751 --> 00:54:41,251
- Shit, you're being weird right now.
- No, listen.
516
00:54:41,334 --> 00:54:44,042
Every kid knows that playing is
more important than working.
517
00:54:44,126 --> 00:54:46,376
And that every game is a kind of war.
518
00:54:46,459 --> 00:54:49,126
Mankind is violent by nature.
519
00:54:49,209 --> 00:54:53,876
Even the Bible says that war is bad but
all their stories are drenched in blood.
520
00:54:53,959 --> 00:54:56,376
It doesn't matter
what people think of war.
521
00:54:56,459 --> 00:54:57,959
War will always be with us.
522
00:54:58,042 --> 00:55:00,376
Before man was even here,
war awaited him,
523
00:55:00,459 --> 00:55:03,709
the perfect trade,
awaiting its perfect practitioner.
524
00:55:03,792 --> 00:55:06,417
This is the way it was
and will always...
525
00:56:50,001 --> 00:56:52,459
Don't be afraid,
you were born to do this.
526
01:00:00,209 --> 01:00:09,084
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