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You look authentic enough
to get a punch in the mouth.

Oh, charming. Thanks a lot.

How about Carter?

Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.

Another doll.

Heil Hilter. Heil Hitler.

May I ask what you're doing?

Uh, just warming up my Nazi arm.

This is an important mission.

This guy Becker's been in
the underground a long time.

He's got enough
information to get us all shot.

Right. London
wants us to spring him

before the Gestapo
can work him over.

Yeah, if they get on to
us, we'll be worked over.

Not scared, are you?

Plenty. Yeah, I'm
a natural coward.

I was born that way.

All right, all clear
outside the wire.

Down periscope.

Question, sir.

What happens if the Gestapo
won't turn over Becker to us?

Back off. No shooting.

We don't want the
Germans to know

we're trying to get Becker out.

Then they will tighten security.

Right.

Kinch, what about the car?

I borrowed it from
the motor pool.

It's parked on the
Hammelburg Road.

Okay. Let's go.

Now, remember, don't drive
it any more than necessary.

Yes, sir. Well, we hadn't
planned on taking a trip, sir,

but why not? Because we're
paying the Kraut sergeant

in the motor pool
ten cents a mile.

Authorization to remove
the prisoner Becker.

You may stand
at ease, Speketoff.

Jawohl, Captain. Danke.

Well... this seems
to be in order.

Of course it is.

He's supposed to be
brought to our car at once.

No, no, no, no.

I'm afraid that is impossible.

I have instructions to
release the prisoner Becker

only on the written
personal orders

of Reich's Fuhrer Muller.

Are you aware of whose
signature is on these orders?

Well, I read it.

It's signed by Colonel
Hoganmeyer, Section Three.

Well?

Well, I can do nothing for you.

Becker is a very special case.

As a matter of fact, we
are going to transfer him

to the hotel in town
for better security.

We cannot return
to Berlin without him.

Well, perhaps I could help you

if I called and explained
the situation to your colonel.

Now, what's the number?

You're going to call
Colonel Hoganmeyer?

He's going to call
Colonel Hoganmeyer.

What's the matter?

The last man who called
Colonel Hoganmeyer after hours

is now a straw man
somewhere in Russia.

Oh.

Well, let's avoid that.

Yes, it is better if
we return to Berlin

and, uh, let our colonel call
your Reich Fuhrer Muller.

Good idea.

I always say, "When in doubt,

let the big boys fight it
out amongst themselves."

I always say that.

I really do.

Heil Hilter.

Heil Hitler.

Heil Hitler.

Uh, by the way, uh...

Exactly who is this...
Colonel Hoganmeyer?

Who is C...?

He wants to know who
is Colonel Hoganmeyer.

This must be a new man.

Heil Hitler!

Imagine Hoganmeyer's
face when...

Heil Hitler.

Heil Hitler!

Come along.

Just got this in from
London, Colonel.

Thanks, Kinch.

"Don't understand
failure of Becker rescue.

"Orders are try again.

Will not accept second failure."

Yeah. How do you like that?

How about those guys?

We risk the firing squad,
and they get nasty.

What do they think this
is, a Boy Scout jamboree?

I mean, don't they realize

we're in a P.O.W.
camp? That's right.

Here I am, sewing
my fingers to the bone.

Yeah, well, don't
sew 'em on my shirt.

It' not very fair of
them in London.

I mean, it's just not very fair.

Fair, schmair.

We have to get
Becker out of there.

What happens if we fail again?

What can they do, draft us?

Guten Tag, gentlemen.

Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler!

What's the matter with him?

Sorry.

Once I learn
something, I learn it.

What's on your mind, Schultz,

besides apple strudel?

I have orders from
Commandant Klink...

Our beloved commandant,

if you will excuse
the expression.

All right, what's on his mind?

There's a new general

in command of
the military district.

Tomorrow, he will
be here for inspection.

I can hardly wait.

The orders for the prisoners
are to clean up the barracks...

"Clean up the compounds,
and clean up yourselves!"

All right, look,
Schultz, we're not here

to stand inspections
of every Kraut general

in the army, you know.

Wait a minute, wait a minute!

What do you think
how I feel about it?

Do you think it is fun for me?

I have to be on
my feet all day long,

and I carry much
more than you do.

This is not exactly
whipped cream.

That's how it started.

Oh, jolly joke.

Now, you have your orders!

No wonder we cannot win a war.

All we do is inspect each other.

Don't forget, Schultz...

"Clean up the barracks,

clean up the compound,
clean up yourselves!"

Achtung!

Colonel Franz,
welcome to Stalag 13.

General Kammler, this
is the camp commandant,

Colonel Wilhelm Klink.

General Kammler, it is
an honor and a privilege

to have you here at Stalag 13.

We welcome the
opportunity to offer you

our simple but
sincere hospitality.

Put your cap on straight.

I'll put my cap on straight.
Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.

In my command, only
active combat officers

may wear their caps at an angle.

Yes, sir, I agree
with you completely.

Only active combat officers.

Perhaps you would
like a little refreshment?

If you'll kindly step
this way, please.

General, what is it?

Are my eyes deceiving me?

Oh, no, it couldn't be.

That drill sergeant
standing over there.

You mean Schultz?

It is!

Hans!

Can it be?

Ach du liebe!

Lieutenant Kammler!

Oh, my old comrade.

Oh!

Oh, how good to see you.

Oh, Lieutenant...!

Oh, you are a general.

Oh, yes, yes, and
you are a sergeant.

Well, Germany
makes lots of mistakes.

No mistake.

You were always
a very bright boy.

We fought together
in the first war

in the Ardennes and at Liège.

I was just a young lieutenant.

I didn't know anything at all.

Schultz saved my life.

It was a pleasure, Herr General.

Charming.

Yes, charming.

Nice to see two old
monsters get together.

And here we are, Hans...

Two German soldiers
fighting another war.

Keeps us out of trouble.

Oh, you look well...

but you've taken
on a little weight.

You know how it is.

I got older, but the Wiener
schnitzel gets younger.

What are you doing
in this rat hole?

Are you happy?

Shall I arrange a
little transfer perhaps?

Danke, Herr General, but
it's not such a bad rat hole.

Better than the
Eastern front, huh?

Klink!

Yes, sir?

As you can see, I have

a very great personal
interest in Sergeant Schultz.

Oh, he's one of our
very good men, sir.

From now on, he
is your best man.

He's my best man. Yes, sir.

I want regular
reports of his progress

sent to me in Berlin.

He's to have every consideration

within the limits of
military discipline.

Understood? Understood, sir.

Good.

Oh, Hans.

Now, that's a surprise.

Imagine a man like Kammler

showing such affection
for that big tub of lard.

Kammler is one of the most
powerful generals we have...

A personal favorite
of the Fuhrer himself.

Oh, I had no idea, sir.

Take my advice
and do as he says,

or that big tub of lard

is going to be in
command of this camp,

and you're going to be
known as Sergeant Klink.

Colonel Hogan, may
I ask what's so funny?

It has a good sound
to it: Sergeant Klink.

I'm sorry, sir. Bad taste.

Herr Kommandant,

Sergeant Schultz
reporting as ordered.

Herr Kommandant,

I'm terribly sorry
that the prisoners

didn't make a better showing

for General Kammler.

I told them to clean up,

but they wouldn't listen to me.

Of course, it is my
responsibility, and...

At ease, at ease,
at ease. Relax.

Yes.

You're not angry?

No, of course not.

We all have our bad days.

Tell me, how are things
going with you, Hans?

What's the matter?

I thought you called me Hans.

I must have heard
wrong. No, no, no, I did.

I did call you by
your first name,

just like our good
friend General Kammler.

Our good friend?

Well, you know what I mean.

Here, Hans, sit down, sit down.

Please.

Now, tell me, how
are you getting along?

Is there anything you need?

You're asking me
if I need anything?

Yes. As your colonel,
I am here to serve.

Sir, uh... do
you feel all right?

Of course!

You see, Schultz,

I am one of those
officers who recognizes

that the army could not function

without a sergeant like you.

It couldn't? Oh, no.

But, of course, a
sergeant functions best

with an intelligent and
humane commanding officer.

Who is that?

I like an under-officer
with a sense of humor.

Schultz, what I'm trying to say

is that you and I
make a good team.

We do.

Yes, we do.

And teamwork is...

Oh, please.

Teamwork is everything.

Remember...

we were the men that
took Poland in 23 days.

I was at home with my wife.

It's just a figure of speech.

As a matter of fact, I was
in Berlin at that time myself.

But...

in our spirit,

we marched across Europe.

Now, in the future,

I think we should become
even more of a team.

So from now on, if
you have any problems,

I want you to bring them to me.

Danke. Dismissed.

Oh, Schultz, wait.

"Dismissed" seems
such a harsh word.

Let us rather say,
uh, auf Wiedersehen.

Auf Wiedersehen.

Schultz...

Would you care for a cigar?

Ja.

But you wouldn't slam
the cover on my fingers

like the last time?

I promise, I promise.

Attention!

Chest out! Stomach in!

It's a good thing

that your uniform was in order.

Otherwise, I would
have to report you,

and believe me, I
would do it if necessary.

As you know, the
army cannot function

without sergeants like me.

Of course, I try to
be very humane.

If you have any
personal problems,

please, tell them to me.

Chest out! Stomach in!

Chin up!

All right, this is it.
You know what to do.

Oui, Colonel.

We'll give it a good try, sir.

I just hope those Krauts

up in the towers
don't get their wind up

and start shooting.

Be over before they
know what happened.

Schultz is in the right spot.

Let's go. All right.

One, two, three,

one, two, three,
one, two, three...

Hey, LeBeau,
give us a cigarette?

I have no cigarettes for you.

Leave me alone. What's
the matter with you?

All I did was ask.

You're always asking for things!

Well, I give you
plenty of things, don't I?

I've had it with you,

and I've had it with this place!

I can't stand it anymore!

I don't care what they do to me.

I'm going home now!

Take it easy, mon ami.

Take it easy.

Get your hands off me!

I've had it! Open the gates!

I'm going home now!

Please let me go home, Schultz.

Please let me go
home. I want to go home.

I can't stand it
anymore here. Please...

They waltz together beautifully.

Please, Schultz.
Schultzy, please.

You know how.
Please let me go home.

I can't stand it anymore.
I want to get out of here.

If it hadn't been

for Sergeant Schultz,

who knows what
might've happened?

Thank you for
stopping the prisoner.

He ran into me.

He's so modest.

How could he miss me?

You don't realize
that you're a hero.

Me a hero?

That's ridiculous.

Yes, I wouldn't go that far.

Of course you wouldn't,

but if that man had
reached the gates,

your guards might
have opened fire.

Could've been panic
among the prisoners.

Maybe I am a hero.

I want you to make
an official report

of this incident at once!

Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.

Dismissed!

What happened to
auf Wiedersehen?

I said dismissed.

I wasn't a hero very long.

Hogan,

in the future, would
you let me deal

with my own men in my own way?

Sorry, sir.

And I will not have you give

Sergeant Schultz
a false impression

of his own importance.

You're absolutely right.

Any commendation should
come from General Kammler.

Yes, and in the future, I...

What has General
Kammler to do with this?

It's a cinch he's going

to hear about this.

He'll want to
reward his old buddy.

Over my head?

I'm the commanding officer here.

What's wrong with me?

Sir, I'm not exactly a
psychiatrist, but I'd say...

General Kammler would never do

a thing like that to me.

Yes, he would.

Why don't you
beat the general to it

and give the award yourself?

For stopping an escape?

That's his job.

You're absolutely
right. Forget it.

And if General
Kammler... As big as he is,

the Fuhrer's
personal favorite...

Thinks he can come to
Stalag 13 and run this camp

and dictate your actions,
he's got another guess coming.

Exactly.

What's the reward?

A medal for heroism
and a raise in grade.

A medal for heroism
and a raise in grade.

Invite the general to come here

to present the award himself.

Invite the general to come here

and present the award himself.

With a nice party
at the hotel in town.

With a nice party
in the hotel in town.

Oh, that's an excellent idea.

I shall get in touch with
Colonel Franz's aide at once.

Oh, Hogan, I'm so
glad I thought of it.

So am I.

How do you explain
that, Colonel?

There's a shortage of everything

in Germany today,
including waiters.

I go along 'cause I'm
responsible for you.

Very nice, indeed.

All right, now, listen.

According to the underground,

the Krauts are holding Becker

in one of these rooms here.

LeBEAU: And the place
is lousy with guards.

Right.

There's one here
at the stairway,

one patrolling the
corridor upstairs here.

Now, Kinch, you'll
be outside here.

As soon as we snatch Becker,

get him started to the
coast by the usual route.

Right, Colonel.

Carter, what about you?

Oh, the smoke bombs are all set,

and they're beauties.

Now, you take your
average, basic smoke bomb...

All right, Carter.

Fellows, let's make
this the nicest party

the Germans have ever had.

Oh, would you care for
a drink, Herr General?

I never use alcohol for anything

but medicinal purposes.

Medicinal, yeah.

I don't feel so good.

Feel better now, Schultz?

Ugh. Tastes terrible,

but-but what do you
expect from medicine?

Cigarette?

Attention, please.

May I have your
attention, please?

Gentlemen...

and ladies...

we are here tonight

for a very special ceremony.

I have the great
honor to present to you

one of the leading military
minds of the Third Reich,

General Kammler.

Thank you.

As, uh, the colonel
has indicated,

we are gathered here
for a very special purpose:

to honor a man who has been
my friend for more than 20 years.

He served the
Fatherland in two wars,

risking his life on more
than one occasion.

In fact, we are
gathered here tonight

to acknowledge his most
recent act of heroism.

At great personal risk,

he stopped what could
have been a mass escape

of prisoners from Stalag 13.

The medal, please.

Sergeant Schultz.

Go ahead, Schultz.

Sergeant Hans Schultz,

it is now my great privilege
to award you the Iron Cross...

Fourth Grade.

Hey, Colonel, the lights.

Somebody turn on
the lights, please.

I don't know!

What's the matter?

What happened?

There's a fire
over by the drapes.

Fire! Fire!

Over here! The whole
place is going up!

The drape's on fire.

Men, put that out
quickly at once, hurry!

There's a fire right here.

Water. Water!

Get the water carriers, quickly.

Put that fire out here, Colonel.

Put that fire out here, Colonel.

Fire over here, Colonel.

Somebody get the fire bucket!

Halt!

There's a terrible
fire downstairs.

The hotel is going up!

It is terrible, the smoke...

Very nice, indeed.

Thank you, sir. Practice.

Becker?

Becker?

Becker?

Danke.

Here. Danke.

Danke!

Danke.

Danke.

Danke.

Water! Water!

Right now!

Lots of water!

I said

I want some wa...

Thank you.

That's it! More
water by the drapes.

Ah, I told you it'd
be a nice party.

Wait here.

Come on, Sch...

Oh, now we're getting it.

Good! Everything
is under control.

Hold it, hold it.

Ah, at last! It's about time.

Herr Colonel!

Our prisoner has been kidnapped

by the underground.

The fire.

It must have been a diversion.

Yes, a diversion, a diversion.

Brilliant deduction.

And where are the
men from Stalag 13?

Gone!

No one has ever escaped

from Stalag 13.

Klink, you fool,
this is all your fault

for holding these
ceremonies in a public place

and bringing
prisoners of war here.

You are relieved of your command

on neglect of duty.

But I've done nothing, sir.

Exactly.

Colonel?

Hogan.

LeBEAU: Don't shoot!

Don't shoot! Don't
shoot! Schultz.

Schultz.

Who's shooting?

He's too tough. We give up.

We never had a chance...
Not with him around.

Captured the prisoners.
Good work, Sergeant.

Yes, good work, Sergeant.

Well, never fear while
Sergeant Schultz is here.

Hans, you really are a hero.

You know something?

I'm beginning to
believe it myself.

Yes, Herr Colonel, I understand.

Yes?

What a pity.

Thank you, sir.

Yes, Heil Hitler.

Good news, Colonel? Yes.

Our friend General Kammler

has been transferred
to the Eastern front.

Well, we all got to go sometime.

Gentlemen...

Ooh... my feet are killing me.

Schultz, no.

What do you mean,
no? They are my feet.

Valuable man like me
should not be walking a post.

Sergeant Schultz, what
exactly did you have in mind?

An office of my own where
the men can report to me.

Schultz, please.

Stay out of this, Hogan.

Sometimes you
forget you're a prisoner.

And a colonel, like me.

War is crazy.

How is your paperwork
getting along?

Any little problem I
could help you with?

Ow!

Schultz, your friend and
protector, General Kammler,

has been sent to
the Eastern front.

Sergeant Schultz
reporting for duty, sir!

I did not order you to report.

Yes, sir!

Why didn't you tell me?

Silence, Schultz!

You're dismissed.

Schultz...

you can always write
to General Kammler.

He's still a very
big man in Berlin.

Yes, he's still a very big...

Wait a minute, Schultz.

Perhaps the word "dismissed"

is a little harsh.

Sir, I understand.

Auf Wiedersehen.

Auf Wiedersehen.