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( theme song playing )
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Come on, Schultz!
It's freezing out here!
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What's the
holdup, Schultz?
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Yeah, you wouldn't want me
to write my congressman!
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It's not up to me!
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We have to wait
for the commandant,
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but in the meantime
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I'm going to enforce
the same iron discipline...
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( whistle blowing )
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Herr Kommandant,
I beg to report
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all present
and accounted for!
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Schultz, what are you
bothering me for?
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An enemy plane
was shot down.
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The pilot made it out.
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We must find him!
Don't you understand?!
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Yes, Herr Kommandant.
Certainly, Herr Kommandant!
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Well, what are you waiting for?!
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Oh, you want me to find him?
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Of course!
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Release the dogs,
sound the alarm,
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but get him! Get him! Get him!
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Yes, Herr Kommandant.
Certainly Herr Kommandant!
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Herr Kommandant,
you can be assured...
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Go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go!
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Jawohl!
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Release the dogs!
Sound the alarm!
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( whistle blowing )
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( alarm ringing )
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( dogs barking )
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What do you
think, Colonel?
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I think for a big man,
Schultz moves pretty fast.
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Well?
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Couldn't get close
to him, Colonel.
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It's been 24 hours
since they brought him in.
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I tried.
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Who's running this camp,
the Germans?
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The Gestapo major
still has him
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in Klink's office
for questioning.
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Get plugged in, Kinch.
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Right, Colonel.
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What's all this flap
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about one fighter pilot?
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They want something from him.
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What is it?
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Ah, Lieutenant Boucher.
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You are with the
brave Free French.
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My name is Lieutenant
Claude Boucher,
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serial number 42105513.
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Lieutenant, we already
know you are Free French.
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We also know the
English fighter group
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to which you
are attached--
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Pardon, were attached--
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And we know a
great deal more.
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Lieutenant,
the Gestapo
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is a most efficient
organization,
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and I would suggest
that you cooperate
with them fully.
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I always do.
I do.
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Thank you, thank you.
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Since your capture
yesterday,
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we have been checking
into your background.
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You were an aspiring actor
in Paris before the war, yes?
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Would you believe it,
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but before I found
my true calling as a soldier,
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that is, I, uh, also toyed
with the idea of possibly...
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Some other time.
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Some other time.
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And you have family
in Paris, I believe.
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No, none. That is blackmail!
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If you have no family in Paris,
how can we blackmail you?
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This picture
that you were carrying...
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she is very pretty.
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Oh, yes, very.
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She was your fiancé?
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She is my fiancé.
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Oh?
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Strange, she did not
act like a fiancee
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when I saw her
two weeks ago.
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You are lying.
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Most charming.
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Mademoiselle Suzanne.
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She has made the burdens
of war less heavy
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for a great many
German officers.
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( laughing )
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I am sorry.
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"C'est la guerre,"
you would say, huh?
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I don't believe it.
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You remember her from
your last Paris leave, Klink?
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The pretty little actress
at the Theater Athenée.
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As a matter
of fact, Major,
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I had a miserable
time in Paris.
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First, I caught a dreadful
head cold, and then I...
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Klink.
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Oh, of course,
I remember.
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Oh, oh, yes. Of course.
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Charming. Charming.
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Do not hate her,
Lieutenant.
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After all, it has been years
since she has seen you.
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France has lost the war.
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She has accepted
that hard fact.
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I am sure you
will do the same.
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How could she do
a thing like that?
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She didn't.
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It's the oldest line
in the world,
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and Boucher's falling for it.
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How do you know
it's a line,
Colonel?
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Carter, can you
imagine a girl,
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any girl, going out
with Klink?
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No, I can't.
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What do you think
they want from him?
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I think he's
getting to it. Listen.
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Right now, Lieutenant, you think
you have not much to live for,
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but life goes on.
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It can be easy
or hard.
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A little conversation
with us,
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a few facts that could not
possibly hurt anyone
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could make
all the difference.
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What facts?
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Well, your fighter group
we already know.
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The location of your air base,
we know approximately
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but just clear this
up for our records.
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I will never tell you that.
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Lieutenant, I would not advise
you to defy Major Hochstetter.
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He has ways
of extracting information
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that are most unpleasant.
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No, no, no, Klink.
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There is time.
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Let him make up his own mind.
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Back to solitary,
young man.
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Think about it.
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We'll talk
again tomorrow.
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Ooh, Major, I wish you'd give me
a chance to talk to him.
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No, no, no, Klink.
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Let him think
about his lovely lost Suzanne.
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In a day or two,
he will tell us everything.
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He will, too, traitor.
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Far too romantic,
you Frenchman.
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Unstable.
Oh, yeah?
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I wouldn't crack up
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because my girl
double-crossed me.
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I guess I'd
expect it.
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What do we do
about him, Colonel?
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You got any ideas?
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I'm thinking, I'm thinking.
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Maybe Hochstetter
will give him
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a three-day pass
to go to Paris
and get married.
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Hey, that's a great idea.
I'll go along as flower girl.
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Maid of honor!
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Hold it, hold it.
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LeBeau, I think you hit it.
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I did?
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With a slight change.
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We bring the girl here
to get him married.
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Colonel, you
feel all right?
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It's battle fatigue.
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I've seen it coming on.
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And no man
deserved it more.
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Maybe I'm in the wrong outfit.
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Isn't this the bunch
that built the plane right here
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and flew it out of camp?
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Stole a tank
and hid it in the barracks?
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Kidnapped
a German general
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and took him
to bomb his own refinery?
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What's a simple
little wedding?
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Well, as long
as it's a
simple wedding.
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I'll give you my word,
just 200 guests.
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What? 200?
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Who's going to perform
the ceremony?
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Easy. Who's the most qualified?
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I won't even guess,
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because I'll be
dead wrong. Dead wrong.
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Don't you see, fellas?
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On a ship,
it's the captain, right?
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Right.
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This entire area
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is under martial law.
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Who has civilian
and military authority?
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Colonel, you
don't mean...
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Commandant Klink?
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Fellas, you knew
it all the time.
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This is a big
assignment, LeBeau.
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You've got
to get to Paris safely.
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Gotta find an actress
named Suzanne who's engaged
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to an actor-flier
named Claude Boucher.
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You bring her back here,
all within 24 hours.
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You think
you can handle it?
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Well, one thing that
bothers me, Colonel.
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What?
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Will that give me time
to look up my old girlfriends?
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Ration yourself.
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Pick up the motorcycle
in Hammelburg, okay?
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Right.
Au revoir, Colonel.
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Au revoir, Kinch.
Take it easy.
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Au revoir, Carter.
Come on!
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Hey, old buddy.
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What if you approach
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this Suzanne
and find out she really
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has gone over to the Nazis?
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What happens to you?
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I have eternal faith
in French womanhood.
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Also, I'm a very
fast runner.
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Aha!
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I saw something.
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Come on in, Schultz.
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I am already in!
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I'm here to make
a bed check.
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Excellent idea. Why?
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Because there's a
Gestapo major here.
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His name is
Major Hochstetter,
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and if anything
should happen while
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Major Hochstetter
is here, it will not
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be the fault of
Sergeant Schultz.
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Line your men up in
front of the bunks!
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What for?
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So I can see
that everybody
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is here, is what for.
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Everybody's here,
take my word for it.
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Everybody except LeBeau.
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Uh-huh.
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And where is LeBeau?
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Paris.
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Colonel Hogan, you must
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tell me, because...
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Paris?
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Just on his way, really.
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Paris, France?
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Carter, you better
get Schultz a chair.
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Right away, Colonel.
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No chair!
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There has been an escape?
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I have to report this
to Commandant Klink!
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You do that, Schultz,
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and good luck.
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Good luck to me?
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Ha! Good luck to you!
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Why did you
say, "Good luck"?
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It's pretty
obvious, isn't it?
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You know how Klink's proud of
his record here at Stalag 13.
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Never an escape.
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Now one of your
prisoners is missing.
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I'm gonna miss you, Schultz.
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Take plenty
of warm clothing.
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Look, he might like
the Russians.
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He might never come back.
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Colonel Hogan.
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Well, maybe
Major Hochstetter
will defend you.
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Major Hochstetter?
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What am I supposed to do?
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Hope for a break.
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With luck, LeBeau
will be back in 24 hours.
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Oh, he will?
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And you won't tell
Kommandant Klink?
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I promise.
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You are my best friend.
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Right. Now go back
to your barracks
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and lie down under
your favorite blanket
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and let us do the worrying.
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Thank you.
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Oh, LeBeau will be back?
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With the girl.
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What girl?
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The one who's gonna get
married to the young flier.
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I hear nothing!
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Nothing!
264
00:10:03,780 --> 00:10:05,740
This could have been
a little sticky, Colonel.
265
00:10:05,782 --> 00:10:07,742
Yeah, that's the one trouble
with a big wedding.
266
00:10:07,784 --> 00:10:09,202
The details can drive you crazy.
267
00:10:21,673 --> 00:10:23,174
Mademoiselle Suzanne?
268
00:10:23,466 --> 00:10:24,634
Merci.
269
00:10:24,676 --> 00:10:26,010
Mademoiselle Suzanne?
270
00:10:26,052 --> 00:10:26,970
Merci.
271
00:10:30,098 --> 00:10:31,391
Mademoiselle Suzanne?
272
00:10:31,391 --> 00:10:32,725
I do not know you.
273
00:10:32,725 --> 00:10:33,977
Let me introduce myself.
274
00:10:34,018 --> 00:10:37,063
Please. I do not speak
to German soldiers.
275
00:10:37,063 --> 00:10:39,232
You do not know
how happy that makes me.
276
00:10:39,482 --> 00:10:40,650
Pourquoi?
277
00:10:40,692 --> 00:10:42,735
I am French.
My name is Louis LeBeau
278
00:10:42,777 --> 00:10:44,737
and I am a friend
of Claude Boucher,
279
00:10:44,779 --> 00:10:46,072
Claude.
280
00:10:46,072 --> 00:10:47,824
Oh, Claude.
281
00:10:47,866 --> 00:10:49,033
Is he all right?
282
00:10:49,075 --> 00:10:50,243
Has anything
happened to him?
283
00:10:50,285 --> 00:10:52,203
He was shot down,
but he is safe.
284
00:10:52,245 --> 00:10:53,454
Oh, mon dieu.
285
00:10:53,496 --> 00:10:54,539
Mon dieu.
286
00:10:54,581 --> 00:10:55,999
He is captured?
287
00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:57,250
Yes.
288
00:10:57,292 --> 00:11:00,461
Oh, well, no matter,
as long as he's safe.
289
00:11:00,503 --> 00:11:03,965
If I could only tell
him that I will wait.
290
00:11:04,007 --> 00:11:05,008
You may not have to.
291
00:11:05,049 --> 00:11:06,509
Are you doing
anything tonight
292
00:11:06,551 --> 00:11:08,428
that will prevent your
getting married?
293
00:11:08,469 --> 00:11:09,262
You, you're joking.
294
00:11:09,262 --> 00:11:10,430
No.
295
00:11:10,471 --> 00:11:11,556
I'm here to take you to him.
296
00:11:14,434 --> 00:11:15,768
Your wedding coach.
297
00:11:15,810 --> 00:11:18,438
Oh, but I, but I
don't understand.
298
00:11:18,479 --> 00:11:20,607
Well, I don't
even know you.
299
00:11:20,648 --> 00:11:23,318
Oh, but you are
a wonderful man.
300
00:11:23,359 --> 00:11:24,611
Magnifique.
301
00:11:27,155 --> 00:11:29,115
You are a friend of Claude?
302
00:11:29,115 --> 00:11:30,950
Already I hate him.
303
00:11:41,336 --> 00:11:43,463
Look at your situation
realistically, Boucher.
304
00:11:43,463 --> 00:11:46,632
You have lost the war,
you have lost your fiancee,
305
00:11:46,674 --> 00:11:49,135
and now you have
lost your liberty.
306
00:11:49,177 --> 00:11:52,347
Who can make life
better for you, eh?
307
00:11:52,388 --> 00:11:54,640
Your friends-- the Germans.
308
00:11:54,682 --> 00:11:56,559
We're a wonderful people.
309
00:11:56,601 --> 00:11:57,894
Klink.
310
00:11:57,935 --> 00:11:59,729
Hochstetter's bearing down
pretty hard.
311
00:11:59,771 --> 00:12:01,647
He's not gonna
crack already?
312
00:12:01,689 --> 00:12:03,191
Actors are
all unstable
313
00:12:03,232 --> 00:12:05,401
and French actors
are the worst.
314
00:12:05,443 --> 00:12:07,945
He might hold out, but we'd
better not take any chances.
315
00:12:07,987 --> 00:12:08,946
I'll get over there.
316
00:12:08,988 --> 00:12:10,615
Oh, here's
the pill, Colonel.
317
00:12:10,656 --> 00:12:13,034
Let's hope I don't
have to use it.
318
00:12:15,328 --> 00:12:17,663
Sooner or later
we will find the position
319
00:12:17,663 --> 00:12:19,374
of your air base without you,
320
00:12:19,415 --> 00:12:21,959
so why not get a little
something out of it yourself?
321
00:12:22,001 --> 00:12:23,336
Yes, and then
you will bomb it.
322
00:12:23,378 --> 00:12:27,131
No, nothing could be
further from our minds.
323
00:12:27,173 --> 00:12:29,175
We only want the position
for our records.
324
00:12:29,175 --> 00:12:30,510
That's all.
325
00:12:30,551 --> 00:12:33,179
Colonel Hogan to see you,
Herr Kommandant.
326
00:12:33,221 --> 00:12:34,430
Absolutely not!
327
00:12:34,472 --> 00:12:36,015
Colonel Klink, I know
it's just an oversight,
328
00:12:36,057 --> 00:12:37,892
but I haven't yet been able
to advise this prisoner
329
00:12:37,934 --> 00:12:39,393
of his rights under
the Geneva Convention.
330
00:12:39,435 --> 00:12:40,394
That's why I'm here.
331
00:12:40,436 --> 00:12:41,979
Who is this man?
332
00:12:42,021 --> 00:12:44,941
Hogan, we are conducting
an interrogation.
333
00:12:44,982 --> 00:12:46,275
I order you to leave at once.
334
00:12:46,317 --> 00:12:48,444
All right, let's talk
about something else.
335
00:12:48,486 --> 00:12:49,487
Who is this man!?
336
00:12:49,529 --> 00:12:51,697
Morale is very low
among the men, Commandant,
337
00:12:51,739 --> 00:12:53,783
so we're putting on
a camp show tonight.
338
00:12:53,825 --> 00:12:56,119
Say, we could write in
a part for you, sir.
339
00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:57,995
It's one of those
character pieces,
340
00:12:58,037 --> 00:12:59,664
but those kind make
or break a production.
341
00:12:59,705 --> 00:13:02,041
You're not writing
in anything for me.
342
00:13:02,041 --> 00:13:03,835
Well, we can work out the
fine details later on.
343
00:13:03,876 --> 00:13:05,670
All I need is your permission
for the show idea.
344
00:13:05,711 --> 00:13:07,296
You have it.
Now leave, leave, leave.
345
00:13:07,338 --> 00:13:08,089
Thanks, sir.
346
00:13:10,550 --> 00:13:12,718
Say, is this man an actor?
347
00:13:12,718 --> 00:13:15,847
He'd be perfect
for the part. Perfect.
348
00:13:15,888 --> 00:13:17,181
Who is this man?!
349
00:13:17,223 --> 00:13:18,975
Colonel Hogan, Major,
but of course,
350
00:13:19,016 --> 00:13:20,977
you won't let us
have him for the show,
351
00:13:21,018 --> 00:13:22,311
so forget I mentioned it.
352
00:13:22,353 --> 00:13:23,312
I've forgotten it.
353
00:13:23,354 --> 00:13:24,981
Wait.
354
00:13:25,022 --> 00:13:26,566
Boucher was an actor.
355
00:13:26,566 --> 00:13:28,901
It might be enjoyable for him.
356
00:13:28,901 --> 00:13:30,069
So you won't let us have him.
357
00:13:30,111 --> 00:13:32,071
Why not?
We are his friends.
358
00:13:32,071 --> 00:13:33,281
That's very big of you, sir.
359
00:13:33,322 --> 00:13:35,116
Could I have him right now
for rehearsal?
360
00:13:35,157 --> 00:13:36,242
No, no rehearsal.
361
00:13:36,242 --> 00:13:38,870
You can have him
for the performance only,
362
00:13:38,911 --> 00:13:40,413
under close supervision.
363
00:13:40,454 --> 00:13:42,957
Well, that's not so big of you,
but I'll take it.
364
00:13:42,999 --> 00:13:45,084
Could I watch him drink
a glass of water?
365
00:13:45,126 --> 00:13:46,419
Why?
366
00:13:46,419 --> 00:13:48,462
It's an old Stanislavski test
of acting ability.
367
00:13:48,504 --> 00:13:50,339
I want to make sure
he's right for the part.
368
00:13:50,381 --> 00:13:51,924
I'll just help myself.
369
00:14:00,266 --> 00:14:01,976
Bottoms up.
370
00:14:07,607 --> 00:14:09,942
Did you see that?
371
00:14:09,984 --> 00:14:12,445
This man has
the makings of a star!
372
00:14:12,445 --> 00:14:13,696
Thank you, Major.
373
00:14:13,738 --> 00:14:14,947
Commandant.
374
00:14:14,989 --> 00:14:17,074
See you at the
show tonight.
375
00:14:20,995 --> 00:14:22,288
A little eccentric,
376
00:14:22,330 --> 00:14:24,790
but thoroughly cowed,
sir, thoroughly.
377
00:14:24,832 --> 00:14:27,126
Perhaps.
378
00:14:27,126 --> 00:14:30,671
So, we do something once
again, nice for you, eh?
379
00:14:30,713 --> 00:14:32,381
A little reciprocation?
380
00:14:32,423 --> 00:14:35,551
Just the location
of your air base.
381
00:14:35,635 --> 00:14:38,304
Is it north of
London or south?
382
00:14:38,304 --> 00:14:41,140
Or possibly east?
383
00:14:41,182 --> 00:14:43,142
West?
384
00:14:44,894 --> 00:14:47,271
Boucher?
385
00:14:47,313 --> 00:14:49,523
What's the matter, Major?
386
00:14:49,607 --> 00:14:51,233
This man is asleep.
387
00:14:51,275 --> 00:14:53,653
How could this
have happened?
388
00:14:57,907 --> 00:15:02,161
I suspect your thoroughly
cowed Colonel Hogan.
389
00:15:02,203 --> 00:15:03,662
Impossible!
390
00:15:03,704 --> 00:15:04,830
Isn't it?
391
00:15:04,872 --> 00:15:08,250
Later on, we'll make
a surprise inspection.
392
00:15:08,292 --> 00:15:12,004
He's too smart for you, Klink,
but not for me.
393
00:15:12,004 --> 00:15:14,965
Well, as long as we're covered.
394
00:15:19,178 --> 00:15:20,429
Did you get the girl?
395
00:15:20,471 --> 00:15:21,430
Where is she?
396
00:15:21,472 --> 00:15:22,932
Oh, it's so good
to be home!
397
00:15:22,973 --> 00:15:24,183
LeBeau?
398
00:15:24,225 --> 00:15:25,601
Oh, the girl, of course.
399
00:15:25,643 --> 00:15:26,936
( wolf whistle )
400
00:15:26,977 --> 00:15:29,355
( all talking at once )
401
00:15:29,397 --> 00:15:31,148
Be careful there.
402
00:15:31,190 --> 00:15:32,525
Suzanne, the boys.
403
00:15:32,525 --> 00:15:33,526
Hello, boys!
404
00:15:33,567 --> 00:15:34,568
ALL:
Hi.
405
00:15:34,610 --> 00:15:35,653
Colonel Hogan.
406
00:15:35,694 --> 00:15:36,987
Enchantée, Colonel.
407
00:15:37,029 --> 00:15:38,864
I'm the father
of the bride.
408
00:15:38,864 --> 00:15:40,408
Let's make that cousin.
409
00:15:40,449 --> 00:15:43,119
But, you know,
this is all so fantastic!
410
00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:44,370
I can't believe it.
411
00:15:44,370 --> 00:15:45,996
Does Claude know I'm here?
412
00:15:46,038 --> 00:15:47,832
No, and I probably won't
get a chance to tell him
413
00:15:47,873 --> 00:15:49,708
before the ceremony,
so be prepared for anything.
414
00:15:49,750 --> 00:15:50,709
All right.
415
00:15:50,751 --> 00:15:51,877
Colonel.
416
00:15:51,919 --> 00:15:53,170
Klink's coming
with Hochstetter.
417
00:15:53,212 --> 00:15:54,171
All right,
back in the tunnel.
418
00:15:54,213 --> 00:15:55,381
No time!
419
00:15:55,464 --> 00:15:57,299
All right, in my office.
420
00:15:57,341 --> 00:15:58,509
Quick, quick!
421
00:16:00,928 --> 00:16:02,805
Achtung!
422
00:16:02,930 --> 00:16:04,932
Hello, Major.
423
00:16:04,974 --> 00:16:06,976
How did you know
we like surprises?
424
00:16:10,396 --> 00:16:12,022
Are they all here, Klink?
425
00:16:12,064 --> 00:16:13,232
Of course, Major.
426
00:16:13,232 --> 00:16:14,775
In all the history
of Stalag 13,
427
00:16:14,817 --> 00:16:18,904
we have never
had one single...
428
00:16:18,904 --> 00:16:21,657
They are all here,
aren't they, Schultz?
429
00:16:21,699 --> 00:16:26,287
Herr Kommandant,
on one hand I might say, I...
430
00:16:27,830 --> 00:16:29,415
What was the question?
431
00:16:29,415 --> 00:16:30,916
What's the matter with you?
432
00:16:30,916 --> 00:16:33,252
Are they all here or
are they not all here?
433
00:16:33,294 --> 00:16:35,212
Well, Herr Kommandant,
I should say
434
00:16:35,254 --> 00:16:36,380
almost all are here.
435
00:16:36,422 --> 00:16:37,381
Almost?
436
00:16:37,423 --> 00:16:39,300
Uh-huh, we have
uncovered something.
437
00:16:39,341 --> 00:16:41,051
Corporal LeBeau
is missing, sir.
438
00:16:41,093 --> 00:16:42,261
He's escaped?
439
00:16:42,303 --> 00:16:45,264
Schultz, why didn't
you tell me?
440
00:16:45,264 --> 00:16:46,974
He didn't escape.
He's in my office.
441
00:16:47,016 --> 00:16:47,808
What?
442
00:16:50,352 --> 00:16:52,354
Someone ask for me?
443
00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:57,943
There is something afoot
here, Klink. I smell it.
444
00:16:57,985 --> 00:17:00,529
Perhaps we should
search your office.
445
00:17:00,571 --> 00:17:01,530
Oh, please do.
446
00:17:01,572 --> 00:17:02,531
I'm so proud of it.
447
00:17:02,573 --> 00:17:04,617
I want you to see
how we furnished it
448
00:17:04,658 --> 00:17:05,826
in orange crate modern.
449
00:17:07,995 --> 00:17:09,705
No.
450
00:17:09,747 --> 00:17:11,999
You are too eager.
451
00:17:12,041 --> 00:17:13,334
I blew it.
452
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:17,838
But from now on,
my eye will be upon you.
453
00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:18,964
Good.
454
00:17:19,006 --> 00:17:20,382
Good.
455
00:17:20,424 --> 00:17:22,801
By the way, Commandant,
I have some bad news for you.
456
00:17:22,801 --> 00:17:24,428
Somebody else is going
to take your part.
457
00:17:24,470 --> 00:17:25,429
What part?
458
00:17:25,471 --> 00:17:26,430
In our play tonight.
459
00:17:26,472 --> 00:17:28,432
We thought you were
a little short.
460
00:17:28,474 --> 00:17:31,435
Hogan, I have
no intention
of playing it!
461
00:17:31,477 --> 00:17:32,603
You will play it.
462
00:17:32,645 --> 00:17:34,521
I'll play it!
463
00:17:34,563 --> 00:17:35,606
I will?
464
00:17:35,648 --> 00:17:37,775
If this man wants you out,
465
00:17:37,816 --> 00:17:41,028
I want you in to watch
what is going on.
466
00:17:41,070 --> 00:17:44,490
Years of understanding
the criminal mind.
467
00:17:44,490 --> 00:17:46,992
You cannot compete
against it.
468
00:17:47,034 --> 00:17:49,745
I wouldn't even try.
469
00:17:51,914 --> 00:17:54,958
( hammering )
470
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,001
( sighs )
471
00:17:56,043 --> 00:17:57,503
We'll use this one, Kinch.
472
00:17:57,503 --> 00:17:58,671
Right.
473
00:17:58,671 --> 00:18:01,340
( sawing )
474
00:18:03,092 --> 00:18:03,926
Reverend?
475
00:18:03,967 --> 00:18:05,761
Yes?
476
00:18:05,803 --> 00:18:07,137
Uh, Commandant,
you have had
477
00:18:07,179 --> 00:18:08,722
stage experience,
haven't you?
478
00:18:08,764 --> 00:18:10,099
Of course, of course.
479
00:18:10,140 --> 00:18:11,767
What was your last part?
480
00:18:11,809 --> 00:18:13,686
Peter Pan.
481
00:18:13,727 --> 00:18:15,646
But that was
some time ago.
482
00:18:15,688 --> 00:18:18,357
Well, once you've got it,
you never lose it.
483
00:18:18,399 --> 00:18:20,150
Boucher?
484
00:18:20,192 --> 00:18:22,277
Look, we haven't had
a chance to rehearse
485
00:18:22,319 --> 00:18:23,696
so I'll give it to you now.
486
00:18:23,737 --> 00:18:25,364
You're going to be the groom...
487
00:18:25,406 --> 00:18:30,411
and this is your bride.
488
00:18:30,452 --> 00:18:32,830
Now, this is the bride's
mother and father.
489
00:18:37,418 --> 00:18:38,585
Hogan!
490
00:18:38,627 --> 00:18:40,629
Oh, yes, the commandant
will marry you.
491
00:18:40,671 --> 00:18:42,381
I do not recall
giving permission
492
00:18:42,423 --> 00:18:44,383
to Fraulein Hilda
to be part of this.
493
00:18:44,425 --> 00:18:46,718
You can kiss the bride.
494
00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:48,387
Oh.
495
00:18:48,387 --> 00:18:50,264
Now, the bride's veil
will be down
496
00:18:50,305 --> 00:18:51,890
and all during the ceremony,
497
00:18:51,932 --> 00:18:54,143
you think you're marrying
someone else.
498
00:18:54,184 --> 00:18:56,854
It's only when you lift
the veil to kiss her,
499
00:18:56,895 --> 00:18:59,731
that you see that it's the one
you really love,
500
00:18:59,731 --> 00:19:02,192
the one they told you
had run out on you,
501
00:19:02,234 --> 00:19:03,944
but now you know she didn't.
502
00:19:03,986 --> 00:19:05,028
Do you follow me?
503
00:19:05,070 --> 00:19:06,405
I don't think so.
504
00:19:06,405 --> 00:19:07,739
You will.
505
00:19:07,781 --> 00:19:09,491
Now, the impact
of the scene
506
00:19:09,533 --> 00:19:12,536
is the look on your face
when you turn the bride
507
00:19:12,578 --> 00:19:15,914
away from the commandant
and lift her veil like this.
508
00:19:15,914 --> 00:19:17,166
Shall I try it?
509
00:19:17,207 --> 00:19:18,417
Don't waste it.
510
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:19,418
It's curtain time.
511
00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:20,919
Hilda, you better
fix your veil.
512
00:19:20,961 --> 00:19:22,045
Jawohl, mein Colonel.
513
00:19:22,087 --> 00:19:23,046
Good luck.
514
00:19:23,088 --> 00:19:24,631
Carter?
515
00:19:24,673 --> 00:19:26,550
Oh, you never
looked more beautiful.
516
00:19:26,592 --> 00:19:27,593
Thank you, Colonel.
517
00:19:27,593 --> 00:19:28,719
You're superb,
Newkirk.
518
00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:29,511
You're not just
saying that, sir?
519
00:19:29,553 --> 00:19:32,014
No.
520
00:19:32,055 --> 00:19:33,390
Commandant,
521
00:19:33,432 --> 00:19:34,808
tonight you make
them forget
522
00:19:34,850 --> 00:19:35,893
all about Peter Pan.
523
00:19:37,811 --> 00:19:39,271
Major, shall we
go out front
524
00:19:39,313 --> 00:19:40,439
and watch the show?
525
00:19:41,690 --> 00:19:43,442
Good luck.
526
00:20:05,797 --> 00:20:09,092
( cheers and applause )
527
00:20:09,134 --> 00:20:12,012
( booing )
528
00:20:13,972 --> 00:20:15,474
Boo.
Boo.
529
00:20:15,474 --> 00:20:16,642
Boo!
530
00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:19,311
( booing continues )
531
00:20:19,353 --> 00:20:21,772
So far it's going well,
don't you think?
532
00:20:21,855 --> 00:20:22,981
We shall see.
533
00:20:23,023 --> 00:20:27,611
( "Wedding March" playing )
534
00:20:27,653 --> 00:20:29,905
( cheering and applause )
535
00:20:29,947 --> 00:20:31,990
( laughing )
536
00:20:36,620 --> 00:20:39,456
( applause )
537
00:20:41,124 --> 00:20:44,211
It's going to be
a beautiful wedding.
538
00:20:44,252 --> 00:20:46,421
Will the, uh...
539
00:20:46,463 --> 00:20:48,882
will the couple
please join hands?
540
00:20:50,884 --> 00:20:53,512
And now, do you...
541
00:20:53,512 --> 00:20:54,554
Suzanne.
542
00:20:54,596 --> 00:20:57,391
KLINK:
...take this
man to be
543
00:20:57,432 --> 00:21:00,185
your lawful
wedded husband,
544
00:21:00,185 --> 00:21:01,687
to love, honor
545
00:21:01,687 --> 00:21:04,022
and cherish till death
do you part?
546
00:21:04,022 --> 00:21:05,732
I do.
547
00:21:05,774 --> 00:21:07,484
KLINK:
And do you...
548
00:21:07,526 --> 00:21:08,777
Uh, uh, Claude.
549
00:21:08,819 --> 00:21:13,907
...take this woman
to have and to hold,
550
00:21:13,949 --> 00:21:18,995
from this day forward,
till death do you part?
551
00:21:19,037 --> 00:21:20,831
I do.
552
00:21:20,872 --> 00:21:23,834
Then by the authority
vested in me,
553
00:21:23,875 --> 00:21:26,712
I now pronounce you
man and wife.
554
00:21:26,753 --> 00:21:28,839
You may kiss the bride.
555
00:21:36,722 --> 00:21:38,098
( cheering )
556
00:21:40,559 --> 00:21:43,228
Wasn't it marvelous?
557
00:21:43,228 --> 00:21:44,730
What was it?
558
00:21:46,857 --> 00:21:50,485
Bravo! Author! Author!
559
00:21:52,529 --> 00:21:54,489
( booing )
560
00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:59,744
( booing continues )
561
00:22:10,755 --> 00:22:12,174
I am telling you, Klink,
562
00:22:12,215 --> 00:22:14,259
that something was
going on last night.
563
00:22:14,426 --> 00:22:15,594
I smell it!
564
00:22:15,635 --> 00:22:18,138
Major, nothing
happened.
565
00:22:18,180 --> 00:22:19,931
There was a show.
566
00:22:19,973 --> 00:22:22,267
True, the performance
declined in quality
567
00:22:22,309 --> 00:22:24,102
after my little sketch, but...
568
00:22:24,144 --> 00:22:25,562
nothing happened.
569
00:22:25,604 --> 00:22:28,273
Schultz.
570
00:22:28,273 --> 00:22:29,858
You kept Boucher in sight
571
00:22:29,900 --> 00:22:32,444
every minute during
the rest of the show?
572
00:22:32,486 --> 00:22:33,361
Me, Herr Major?
573
00:22:33,445 --> 00:22:35,530
I was supposed to?
574
00:22:35,572 --> 00:22:36,948
Schultz!
575
00:22:36,990 --> 00:22:38,450
Fraulein Hilda.
576
00:22:38,450 --> 00:22:40,452
You saw what
Boucher was doing
577
00:22:40,493 --> 00:22:42,662
at all times
during the evening?
578
00:22:42,704 --> 00:22:44,623
You know how it is, Major.
579
00:22:44,623 --> 00:22:46,583
Once a woman marries a man,
580
00:22:46,625 --> 00:22:48,710
some of the interest is gone.
581
00:22:48,752 --> 00:22:50,378
( chuckling )
582
00:22:50,420 --> 00:22:52,797
Yes. Quite right, eh?
583
00:22:52,797 --> 00:22:55,175
Well, perhaps nothing
happened after all.
584
00:22:55,217 --> 00:22:56,927
Heh. Bring him in.
585
00:22:56,968 --> 00:22:58,345
Jawohl, Herr Major.
586
00:22:58,386 --> 00:22:59,638
Boucher!
587
00:23:03,892 --> 00:23:05,477
Good morning,
Lieutenant.
588
00:23:05,518 --> 00:23:06,686
I hope you enjoyed
589
00:23:06,728 --> 00:23:08,521
performing again
last night.
590
00:23:08,563 --> 00:23:09,773
Oh, yes, sir.
Thank you sir.
591
00:23:09,814 --> 00:23:11,024
Oh, it was
nothing, nothing.
592
00:23:11,107 --> 00:23:12,275
We're your friends, no?
593
00:23:12,317 --> 00:23:13,568
Of course.
Definitely.
594
00:23:13,610 --> 00:23:15,070
HOCHSTETTER:
Good, good.
595
00:23:15,111 --> 00:23:18,240
Then, just
between friends,
596
00:23:18,281 --> 00:23:20,533
perhaps this morning
you are ready to give us
597
00:23:20,575 --> 00:23:22,202
the position of
that air base, eh?
598
00:23:24,371 --> 00:23:28,208
Well, I can tell you that...
599
00:23:28,249 --> 00:23:31,920
I can tell you that
my name is Claude Boucher.
600
00:23:31,962 --> 00:23:33,964
That my rank is
first lieutenant.
601
00:23:34,005 --> 00:23:39,135
That my serial number
is 42105513.
602
00:23:39,177 --> 00:23:40,553
That is all.
All?!
603
00:23:40,595 --> 00:23:41,096
All?!
604
00:23:41,137 --> 00:23:41,680
All.
605
00:23:43,098 --> 00:23:44,057
May I be excused, sir?
606
00:23:44,099 --> 00:23:45,350
No! If that is
your attitude,
607
00:23:45,350 --> 00:23:47,060
I shall take you back
to Berlin with me
608
00:23:47,102 --> 00:23:48,687
and force the
information
out of you!
609
00:23:48,687 --> 00:23:50,855
I'm afraid Hermann Goering
wouldn't approve of that, sir.
610
00:23:50,897 --> 00:23:53,400
You know, we've got a lot more
of his fly boys in English camps
611
00:23:53,441 --> 00:23:54,693
than he has of ours.
612
00:23:54,734 --> 00:23:56,194
You stay out of this!
613
00:23:56,194 --> 00:23:57,862
KLINK:
Major Hochstetter,
614
00:23:57,904 --> 00:24:00,156
it is true that
any transfer of prisoners
615
00:24:00,198 --> 00:24:01,241
has to be passed on
616
00:24:01,282 --> 00:24:03,368
by Luftwaffe
headquarters, and then...
617
00:24:03,410 --> 00:24:05,412
( yelling )
618
00:24:05,453 --> 00:24:07,080
May I be
excused now, sir?
619
00:24:07,122 --> 00:24:08,707
Go! What do I care?!
620
00:24:08,707 --> 00:24:11,084
I doubt if the
Luftwaffe could
621
00:24:11,126 --> 00:24:13,378
scrape together
enough planes
622
00:24:13,378 --> 00:24:15,338
to bomb your
air base anyway!
623
00:24:20,969 --> 00:24:22,429
What do you want, Hogan?
624
00:24:22,470 --> 00:24:24,055
Yes, what do you want, Hogan?
625
00:24:24,055 --> 00:24:25,890
I wanted to give you
the overnight reaction
626
00:24:25,890 --> 00:24:27,559
of the critics, sir,
on the performance.
627
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:28,810
Yes?
628
00:24:28,852 --> 00:24:30,895
Well, they all loved
the girl and the boy,
629
00:24:30,895 --> 00:24:33,732
they split about half and half
on the mother and father.
630
00:24:33,732 --> 00:24:35,900
And... me?
631
00:24:35,942 --> 00:24:37,068
Sorry, sir.
632
00:24:37,068 --> 00:24:38,069
Too German-looking.
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