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You got the plan all
straight, Houlihan?
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Yeah. You think
it'll really work?
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It always has.
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Yeah, a week from now,
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you'll be back in England.
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Wait a minute, LeBeau.
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That's too small.
Get another one, huh?
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Right, sir.
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Colonel, but what
happens when they find
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there's a prisoner missing?
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Oh, but there won't be.
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You see, we've got a
shot-down airman waiting
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to be smuggled in
to take your place.
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Thanks, LeBeau.
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Ah, wunderbar.
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This way, chum.
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Good luck, Houlihan.
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Take it easy.
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And remember, getting
there is half the fun.
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That's the 107th guy
so far this year, Colonel.
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Don't you ever wish it was you
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making that little
trip back home?
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No, siree. When I leave,
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I'm walking out right
out that front gate.
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And besides, I look
terrible in a Tyrolian hat.
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Here you are, chap.
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Welcome to Stalag 13.
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Hi. Colonel Hogan.
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Schultz is coming.
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Achtung!
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Everybody, achtung,
if you please.
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Ho-ho! Ho-ho-ho! Wait a minute.
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Who, what, what,
what, who is this?
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What's the matter, Schultz?
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Don't you recognize
good old Houlihan?
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Good old Houlihan?
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That is good old Houlihan?
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Good old Houlihan
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was like this, not like that.
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He shrunk a little bit.
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It's that prison camp diet.
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Uh-huh, yeah.
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Hey, what's that?
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Wait, wait, hold it, hold it!
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Everybody back,
back, back, back, back!
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No one is going outside.
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Nobody looking outside.
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Order of the commandant.
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Why? Who's out there, Schultz?
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I will not tell you.
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Once in a while, I
have to be on our side.
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Oh, let's look out the window.
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No! No, no, no,
no! Wait! Hold it!
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No, no, no, no, no, no!
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Nobody at the window!
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Nobody looking out.
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I have my orders.
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All right, Schultz.
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Keep them away from the window.
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Must be a new prisoner.
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Yeah, a big one to
get treatment like that.
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Yeah, but who?
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I think I'll find
out from Klink.
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No, no, no, no!
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All right, come on,
fellas. Break it up.
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Schultz has his orders.
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That's right! No looking!
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That's right, Schultz.
And don't worry.
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Nobody saw the
truck or the prisoner.
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Good.
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Truck?
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Prisoner?
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I know nothing!
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Come in, come in.
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Yes, Hogan,
what is it this time?
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Another complaint?
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Yes, sir.
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You see, the men feel...
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Denied.
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Hogan, I am much too busy today
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to be concerned with
your petty little problems.
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I understand, sir,
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it's just that the men
are worried about you.
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Worried about me?
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As you said, you've more
important things to think about.
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Hogan, wait, wait.
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As commandant, it is my duty
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to be interested in
the welfare of my men.
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Now, what is it about me?
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Colonel, you have a
wonderful record here.
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Two years and not one escape.
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That's something to be proud of.
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You're proud of it
and we're proud of it.
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Naturally, naturally. Thank you.
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So?
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So it's just not fair.
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Why doesn't the high
command recognize your ability?
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Instead, all their
attention goes
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to that Colonel Steuben
at Kleinfeld Prison,
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and he's not half
the officer you are.
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Mm! Steuben at
Kleinfeld... He is nothing!
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Yeah, then why do all
the important prisoners
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go there instead of here?
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It's a slur against you, sir.
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And all of us
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are pretty unhappy about it.
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Why, we want to know,
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why is our commandant
being overlooked. Why?
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It's just not right.
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Mm-hmm.
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So, uh, my prisoners feel
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that their good colonel
is being overlooked, huh?
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Not so, my dear Hogan, not so.
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The prisoners can relax.
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My abilities are recognized.
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Uh, by the way, did you notice
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the truck that just arrived?
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Truck? A truck came in?
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We were all so busy
with our ceramics, sir.
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Yes, there was a truck.
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On it was a prisoner,
an American officer.
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All right, so they send
you a second lieutenant.
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Still, sir, a man
with your record...
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No, no, no, no, no!
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Not a second lieutenant,
not a first lieutenant.
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All right, a captain
then. Still, sir...
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No, no, no, no.
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Not a captain.
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You're pulling my leg.
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What could he be?
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Let me just say, Colonel,
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that you are no longer
the highest-ranking prisoner
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in this camp.
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No.
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Not a general.
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I won't say yes, I won't say no.
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Just important enough for
Field Marshal von Heinke
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to arrive here tomorrow
at my invitation.
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Now, we will be photographed
together with the prisoner,
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in front of his plane,
which was shot down.
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Ah, and there it is now.
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Who'd you say this
American general was?
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That, my dear Colonel Hogan,
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you will find out tomorrow,
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along with the
rest of the world.
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I can hardly wait, sir.
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I can't tell you
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what this will mean
to our men, sir.
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At last, they'll be
able to sleep at night.
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Congratulations.
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Mm-hmm!
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They've captured a general.
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Not just a general,
that's General Barton.
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Barton?!
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I've been on the
radio to London.
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General Barton, chief
of all daylight bombing?
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No wonder they're
taking pictures tomorrow.
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What a propaganda plum for them.
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London also wants
us to spring him.
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Spring a general?
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Oh, blimey, they
know how to ask.
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That's a flipping
tough assignment.
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If he was just an ordinary
prisoner, maybe, but...
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Wait a minute,
LeBeau. That's it.
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If we could convince
Klink that guy isn't Barton...
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Hello.
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That must be one of the
crew from the general's plane.
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LeBeau, see what you've got
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in your bag of tricks.
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I need an insignia for
an American general.
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Right, Colonel.
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Here, Colonel. Thanks.
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Get out, get out, get out.
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Hey, Schultz, who's your friend?
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No chitchat. I have to take
him to the commandant.
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Oh, come on. You can't
take him to the commandant
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looking like this.
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What are you talking about?
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Remember: name,
rank and serial number.
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That's all you tell him. Shh.
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No talking!
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Who's talking? I'm whispering.
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And what have we here?
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Herr Kommandant, a new prisoner!
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Sound off.
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General Aloisius Barton,
United States Air Corps.
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Did you say General
Barton? Schultz!
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Impossible.
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I knew you'd catch on, Colonel.
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It's an old American trick.
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All the fliers carry
these insignia,
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in case they're shot down.
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They pretend to
be General Barton.
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That way they get
special treatment.
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Nice try, pal,
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but I knew he'd catch on.
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Too smart.
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Hogan.
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Did you say they
all pretended to be...
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Oh, don't tell me that other
prisoner said he was Barton.
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Oh, that's bad.
Probably just a sergeant.
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I told the men you
had a real general.
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But he seemed so sincere.
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And with the field
marshal coming tomorrow
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to have his picture
taken at your invitation...
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with an enlisted man.
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Look, you better get him
out of here, whoever he is,
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before the Field Marshal comes.
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But I must be sure.
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Hogan, wait.
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You would know a brigadier
general in your own air corps.
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You could identify him.
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Well, I mean...
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Come, let's see
if he's real or not,
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and then you tell me.
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If I can be of help, lead on.
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All right, Hogan... Is
this General Barton?
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Not a chance.
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What is all this?
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Nice try, pal,
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but the colonel here
knows your not Barton.
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He's going to take you out
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of this maximum-security cell
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and put you in
with the rest of us.
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Rubbish.
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I am General Barton
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and I'm entitled to all
the privileges of my rank.
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And just who are you?
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This is Colonel Hogan,
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ranking officer among
the prisoners here.
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Hogan? Yes, I remember you.
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You were the commanding
officer of the 504th.
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But, uh, that was
quite a while back.
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Hogan has been a
prisoner here for two years.
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Two years.
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Had many escapes?
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No one has ever
escaped from Stalag 13.
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Colonel Hogan has
been most understanding
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and cooperative.
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Oh, so that's it.
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Cooperative... a sellout.
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It's the duty of every
officer to try to escape.
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Hogan, you're a
disgrace to the uniform.
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Get this crummy
traitor out of my sight.
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Yes, Herr General.
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Hogan!
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Now, Hogan,
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you can tell the good
news to your men.
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We really do have the real
General Barton, don't we?
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Yep, that's General
Barton, all right.
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Generals.
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He really gave it
to the Colonel, huh?
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How would you feel?
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Two years in this stinking camp,
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breaking your back every minute
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to help other guys escape
while you stay behind?
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And then your own general,
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who you're trying to
help, calls you a traitor.
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Hey, Colonel,
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another message from London.
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Boy, have they been sweating.
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"Arrange escape of
Barton at any cost."
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Oh, they must be joking.
265
00:10:28,585 --> 00:10:30,980
What, him in that special cell
with all them ruddy guards?
266
00:10:31,004 --> 00:10:32,036
No, thanks.
267
00:10:32,072 --> 00:10:34,439
Need I remind you
we're still under orders?
268
00:10:34,474 --> 00:10:35,640
And this is an order.
269
00:10:35,675 --> 00:10:37,837
But the field marshal's
coming tomorrow.
270
00:10:37,861 --> 00:10:39,272
That leaves just tonight.
271
00:10:39,296 --> 00:10:40,389
There's no time for tunnels,
272
00:10:40,413 --> 00:10:41,413
no time for anything.
273
00:10:41,448 --> 00:10:42,559
LeBEAU: It would seem, Colonel,
274
00:10:42,583 --> 00:10:43,615
that this time,
275
00:10:43,650 --> 00:10:45,550
there are just no more
tricks left in the bag.
276
00:10:45,586 --> 00:10:49,266
Well, it had to come
to this, sooner or later.
277
00:10:49,590 --> 00:10:51,133
Well, sure, we
got by all this time
278
00:10:51,157 --> 00:10:52,468
without anybody getting hurt,
279
00:10:52,492 --> 00:10:53,803
but there's not one of us here
280
00:10:53,827 --> 00:10:56,038
that hasn't known inside
that the day would come
281
00:10:56,062 --> 00:10:57,156
we'd have to lay it on the line.
282
00:10:57,180 --> 00:10:59,013
Well, is that it then?
283
00:10:59,048 --> 00:10:59,998
A direct attack?
284
00:11:00,033 --> 00:11:02,250
Yeah, I wish there
was some other way.
285
00:11:02,285 --> 00:11:03,285
This time...
286
00:11:13,546 --> 00:11:15,714
A lousy pistol.
287
00:11:15,749 --> 00:11:17,248
I'd rather swap it for a tank.
288
00:11:17,284 --> 00:11:20,819
Wait a minute.
289
00:11:20,854 --> 00:11:22,170
That's it.
290
00:11:22,206 --> 00:11:23,087
That's it, what?
291
00:11:23,123 --> 00:11:25,290
A swap.
292
00:11:25,325 --> 00:11:26,703
We'll give them a German general
293
00:11:26,727 --> 00:11:28,420
for an American
general... An even swap.
294
00:11:28,444 --> 00:11:31,746
But, Colonel, we don't seem to
have a German general in stock.
295
00:11:31,782 --> 00:11:33,431
But we will have...
296
00:11:33,466 --> 00:11:34,710
Field Marshal von Heinke.
297
00:11:34,734 --> 00:11:36,851
When he arrives
tomorrow, we capture him.
298
00:11:36,887 --> 00:11:39,031
Us prisoners, of the Germans,
299
00:11:39,055 --> 00:11:41,906
are going to capture
a German general?
300
00:11:41,941 --> 00:11:43,741
Exactly.
301
00:11:43,777 --> 00:11:46,297
I knew you'd understand.
302
00:12:24,100 --> 00:12:26,634
A little present from
the British commandos.
303
00:12:28,372 --> 00:12:31,122
I'll handle the English
accent, if you don't mind.
304
00:12:31,158 --> 00:12:32,751
All right, give us
a hand, come on.
305
00:12:32,775 --> 00:12:33,741
Let's get him into the trunk.
306
00:12:33,776 --> 00:12:34,742
LeBEAU: Why in the trunk?
307
00:12:34,777 --> 00:12:36,121
We want him inside
the camp, don't we?
308
00:12:36,145 --> 00:12:37,145
Right.
309
00:12:40,283 --> 00:12:42,783
Let them make the deliveries.
310
00:12:57,033 --> 00:12:58,678
General von Heinke
has been captured
311
00:12:58,702 --> 00:13:00,067
by the British commandos!
312
00:13:00,103 --> 00:13:01,113
Sound the alarm!
313
00:13:01,137 --> 00:13:02,103
Get into formation!
314
00:13:02,138 --> 00:13:03,104
Schultz!
315
00:13:03,139 --> 00:13:04,149
Schultz!
316
00:13:04,173 --> 00:13:05,139
Release the dogs!
317
00:13:05,174 --> 00:13:07,386
I don't want to leave
a stone unturned!
318
00:13:08,412 --> 00:13:09,638
Schultz!
319
00:13:09,662 --> 00:13:11,229
We'll show them a thing or two!
320
00:13:11,264 --> 00:13:13,264
I want every one of
those commandos caught
321
00:13:13,300 --> 00:13:14,599
and brought into my office!
322
00:13:14,634 --> 00:13:15,634
Sergeant Schultz!
323
00:13:15,669 --> 00:13:16,835
Where is Sergeant Schultz?
324
00:13:16,870 --> 00:13:18,286
Get Sergeant Schultz!
325
00:13:18,321 --> 00:13:19,470
Sergeant Schultz!
326
00:13:19,506 --> 00:13:21,072
Get Sergeant... Schultz!
327
00:13:21,107 --> 00:13:22,407
Where have you been?!
328
00:13:22,442 --> 00:13:25,510
On the Hammelburg Road...
He'll show you. Let's go.
329
00:13:25,546 --> 00:13:26,623
Jawohl, Herr Kommandant!
330
00:13:32,385 --> 00:13:36,021
I said all prisoners
in the barracks!
331
00:13:39,526 --> 00:13:41,103
Boy, they're sure in
a stew over at Klink's.
332
00:13:41,127 --> 00:13:42,471
I'll-I'll bet you half
of the generals
333
00:13:42,495 --> 00:13:44,206
in Germany are there by now.
334
00:13:44,230 --> 00:13:45,880
Kinch?
335
00:13:45,915 --> 00:13:47,398
Yeah, Colonel?
336
00:13:47,434 --> 00:13:48,416
How's our friend feeling?
337
00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:50,685
Oh, he's still out cold.
338
00:13:52,806 --> 00:13:54,249
He'll never go for the swap.
339
00:13:54,273 --> 00:13:55,450
He'll know he's
still in Germany.
340
00:13:55,474 --> 00:13:57,742
That's why we're going
to fly him back to England.
341
00:13:57,777 --> 00:13:58,954
Fly him back to England?!
342
00:13:58,978 --> 00:14:00,678
In what?
343
00:14:03,883 --> 00:14:05,449
In that.
344
00:14:17,514 --> 00:14:18,514
Hi, Schultz!
345
00:14:18,548 --> 00:14:19,948
Halt! Who goes...?
346
00:14:19,983 --> 00:14:21,048
Axis Sally.
347
00:14:21,084 --> 00:14:22,851
Axis Sally?!
348
00:14:24,387 --> 00:14:26,354
How you doing, Schultz?
349
00:14:26,389 --> 00:14:29,123
Did they, uh, find
the field marshal yet?
350
00:14:29,158 --> 00:14:30,202
Nein! But you
shouldn't be outside.
351
00:14:30,226 --> 00:14:31,258
Well, I'm sorry.
352
00:14:31,294 --> 00:14:33,561
I just couldn't sleep
worrying about him, that's all.
353
00:14:33,597 --> 00:14:35,597
You know, Schultz,
it's really too bad
354
00:14:35,632 --> 00:14:37,209
they didn't have somebody
like you guarding him.
355
00:14:37,233 --> 00:14:38,500
This never would've happened.
356
00:14:39,703 --> 00:14:41,013
If Schultz would
have guarded him,
357
00:14:41,037 --> 00:14:43,638
nothing would have happened.
358
00:14:43,673 --> 00:14:44,839
Eyes like an eagle, Schultz.
359
00:14:44,875 --> 00:14:46,641
Just like an eagle.
360
00:14:46,676 --> 00:14:50,394
Nothing gets past
Schultz. Nothing!
361
00:14:50,430 --> 00:14:53,531
I would like to
see anybody try it.
362
00:14:53,566 --> 00:14:54,732
Not me, Schultz.
363
00:14:54,767 --> 00:14:55,878
Old eagle eye...
364
00:14:55,902 --> 00:14:57,668
Not a chance. Hey,
you like chocolate?
365
00:14:57,704 --> 00:14:58,714
Hmm?
366
00:14:58,738 --> 00:15:00,338
Now and then.
367
00:15:00,373 --> 00:15:02,340
How about a little
bit for now then, huh?
368
00:15:02,375 --> 00:15:04,392
Yeah.
369
00:15:17,807 --> 00:15:19,407
Shh! Shh!
370
00:15:31,038 --> 00:15:33,215
Hey, I think he's coming around.
371
00:15:33,239 --> 00:15:34,706
Good, good.
372
00:15:34,741 --> 00:15:36,875
What happened?
373
00:15:36,910 --> 00:15:38,376
Where am I?
374
00:15:38,411 --> 00:15:40,745
Who are you?
375
00:15:40,781 --> 00:15:43,614
Colonel Foster, Intelligence.
376
00:15:43,650 --> 00:15:45,795
Yeah, we should be just about
over the coast of Dover now.
377
00:15:45,819 --> 00:15:46,829
Right.
378
00:15:46,853 --> 00:15:48,053
Dover?
379
00:15:48,088 --> 00:15:49,888
England?!
380
00:15:49,923 --> 00:15:51,255
Uh-huh.
381
00:15:54,194 --> 00:15:56,761
Yeah, there are the lights now.
382
00:15:56,797 --> 00:15:59,263
Yes, indeedy, a beautiful sight.
383
00:16:21,654 --> 00:16:22,654
All right, here we go.
384
00:16:22,688 --> 00:16:24,521
Now raise your leg.
Up, up, up, that's it.
385
00:16:24,557 --> 00:16:26,302
You'll pardon the blindfold,
sir, but you understand...
386
00:16:26,326 --> 00:16:27,391
This underground hangar
387
00:16:27,426 --> 00:16:28,603
is one of the most
secret bases in England.
388
00:16:28,627 --> 00:16:30,178
You don't have to explain.
389
00:16:30,213 --> 00:16:31,345
All right.
390
00:16:31,381 --> 00:16:36,184
Set up radio contact
with Germany.
391
00:16:36,219 --> 00:16:38,164
Inform them the field
marshal's our prisoner.
392
00:16:38,188 --> 00:16:40,054
Right, sir.
393
00:16:41,091 --> 00:16:42,824
I think you'll be
comfortable here awhile.
394
00:16:42,859 --> 00:16:45,693
It's about what I would
expect in an English camp.
395
00:16:45,728 --> 00:16:47,373
We would never
keep our prisoners
396
00:16:47,397 --> 00:16:50,899
in a pigpen like this.
397
00:16:50,934 --> 00:16:52,784
Well, there is a
war on, you know.
398
00:16:52,819 --> 00:16:55,586
Gentlemen, this is
most embarrassing.
399
00:16:55,621 --> 00:16:57,454
In broad daylight...
400
00:16:57,490 --> 00:16:59,168
I still think we should
send a squad to look...
401
00:16:59,192 --> 00:17:00,269
Shut up, Klink.
402
00:17:00,293 --> 00:17:02,659
Right in the middle of Germany.
403
00:17:02,695 --> 00:17:03,895
And not a trace of him.
404
00:17:03,930 --> 00:17:05,574
Well, this never
would've happened had I...
405
00:17:05,598 --> 00:17:08,632
Klink, he could be
anywhere by now.
406
00:17:08,667 --> 00:17:09,733
Yes, Herr General.
407
00:17:09,769 --> 00:17:11,513
Uh, General, may I
suggest that we possibly...
408
00:17:11,537 --> 00:17:13,504
Be careful you don't
suggest yourself
409
00:17:13,539 --> 00:17:15,639
all the way to
the Russian front.
410
00:17:15,674 --> 00:17:16,707
Yes, sir.
411
00:17:16,742 --> 00:17:17,742
Now make your rounds.
412
00:17:17,777 --> 00:17:18,943
My rounds.
413
00:17:18,978 --> 00:17:20,077
Rounds?
414
00:17:20,113 --> 00:17:21,656
Oh, yes, Herr General,
I was just about
415
00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:23,814
to go to make my rounds.
416
00:17:25,551 --> 00:17:28,286
Now, we have cut them off here,
417
00:17:28,321 --> 00:17:30,465
we have cut them off there,
418
00:17:30,489 --> 00:17:33,124
now we must block them here.
419
00:17:33,159 --> 00:17:35,359
Very good, Herr General.
420
00:17:46,372 --> 00:17:48,517
Contact ready with Germany, sir.
421
00:17:48,541 --> 00:17:49,907
The Allied chief suggests
422
00:17:49,943 --> 00:17:53,745
we offer an exchange of this
prisoner for General Barton.
423
00:17:53,780 --> 00:17:55,513
Are they out of their minds?
424
00:17:55,548 --> 00:17:57,982
The Germans would never
give up a big man like Barton
425
00:17:58,018 --> 00:17:59,400
for just a von Clanky here.
426
00:17:59,436 --> 00:18:02,586
Von Heinke, Heinke, not Clanky.
427
00:18:02,622 --> 00:18:03,604
All right, whatever.
428
00:18:03,639 --> 00:18:04,839
It wouldn't work.
429
00:18:04,874 --> 00:18:07,191
Who'd want to swap
steak for a hamburger?
430
00:18:07,226 --> 00:18:09,327
Hamburger?
431
00:18:09,362 --> 00:18:11,929
Colonel, I am a field marshal.
432
00:18:11,964 --> 00:18:14,565
I have the Iron
Cross, First Class,
433
00:18:14,601 --> 00:18:17,118
the Goering citation
and the Knight's Cross
434
00:18:17,153 --> 00:18:19,737
with Oak Leaves and Swords.
435
00:18:19,772 --> 00:18:23,274
That Barton, hmph!
Just another pilot.
436
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:24,943
I am von Heinke.
437
00:18:24,978 --> 00:18:26,644
Yeah, well, whatever.
438
00:18:26,679 --> 00:18:28,913
You will see.
439
00:18:28,949 --> 00:18:30,026
They will insist
on the exchange.
440
00:18:30,050 --> 00:18:33,151
I will speak to them on
your radio, personally.
441
00:18:33,186 --> 00:18:35,820
Well, if you insist,
be my guest.
442
00:18:39,892 --> 00:18:41,153
Schultz!
443
00:18:41,177 --> 00:18:43,022
What is going on here?
444
00:18:43,046 --> 00:18:44,111
Herr Kommandant,
445
00:18:44,147 --> 00:18:45,913
I am watching the
American airplane
446
00:18:45,949 --> 00:18:48,649
with the eyes of an eagle.
447
00:18:50,619 --> 00:18:52,619
Dummkopf! What plane?
448
00:18:52,655 --> 00:18:54,021
That one. That...
449
00:18:55,391 --> 00:18:57,769
Schultz, do you
have an explanation?
450
00:18:57,793 --> 00:19:00,361
Herr Kommandant,
I will have to report,
451
00:19:00,396 --> 00:19:03,064
Herr Kommandant, that if it
pleases Herr Kommandant...
452
00:19:03,099 --> 00:19:05,732
Mm! This is another trick
of Hogan's to embarrass me
453
00:19:05,768 --> 00:19:08,619
in front of General Burkhalter.
454
00:19:08,655 --> 00:19:09,953
This is von Heinke.
455
00:19:09,989 --> 00:19:13,291
I order you to make immediate
arrangements for my exchange.
456
00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:17,373
Where's Colonel Hogan?
457
00:19:17,397 --> 00:19:18,677
I don't know, sir.
458
00:19:22,752 --> 00:19:23,717
Herr Colonel?
459
00:19:23,753 --> 00:19:24,819
Yes, what is it?
460
00:19:24,854 --> 00:19:26,399
You are wanted in
your office immediately.
461
00:19:26,423 --> 00:19:29,468
Communications has notified us
that London is calling on the radio.
462
00:19:29,492 --> 00:19:32,026
London?
463
00:19:32,062 --> 00:19:33,527
Huh!
464
00:19:39,719 --> 00:19:41,731
Field Marshal, would you
mind repeating that again,
465
00:19:41,755 --> 00:19:43,320
just to be sure?
466
00:19:43,356 --> 00:19:46,373
I order you to make immediate
arrangements for my exchange.
467
00:19:46,408 --> 00:19:48,426
Those are my orders.
468
00:19:48,461 --> 00:19:50,061
Carry them out.
469
00:19:50,096 --> 00:19:51,195
Such a loud signal.
470
00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:54,598
The English must have
an excellent transmitter.
471
00:19:54,634 --> 00:19:57,035
We have an excellent receiver.
472
00:19:57,070 --> 00:20:00,338
That was Field
Marshal von Heinke.
473
00:20:00,373 --> 00:20:03,007
May we have your
reply immediately?
474
00:20:03,043 --> 00:20:05,743
I guess we have no choice.
475
00:20:05,778 --> 00:20:09,380
That voice, I have heard
it somewhere before.
476
00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:10,848
Certainly, Dummkopf.
477
00:20:10,883 --> 00:20:12,283
That's von Heinke.
478
00:20:12,318 --> 00:20:14,547
Herr General,
the other voice, it...
479
00:20:14,571 --> 00:20:16,036
Hogan.
480
00:20:16,072 --> 00:20:18,355
That's Hogan!
481
00:20:18,390 --> 00:20:20,458
Ooh, Hogan.
482
00:20:20,493 --> 00:20:21,604
Sir.
483
00:20:21,628 --> 00:20:22,938
One of my prisoners right here!
484
00:20:22,962 --> 00:20:25,746
Be right back.
485
00:20:25,781 --> 00:20:28,833
Now, gentlemen, I'm convinced
that something is wrong.
486
00:20:28,868 --> 00:20:31,235
General Burkhalter, with
all due respect to you,
487
00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:35,206
I think this could
be a false message.
488
00:20:35,241 --> 00:20:36,318
A false message.
489
00:20:36,342 --> 00:20:37,558
Yes, sir.
490
00:20:37,593 --> 00:20:39,660
Now, it would take me
491
00:20:39,696 --> 00:20:41,740
just one minute to find...
492
00:20:41,764 --> 00:20:42,774
Hogan?!
493
00:20:42,798 --> 00:20:43,648
Yes?
494
00:20:43,683 --> 00:20:47,034
You thought he was on the radio?
495
00:20:47,069 --> 00:20:48,180
What are you doing here?
496
00:20:48,204 --> 00:20:49,103
Sergeant Schultz told me
497
00:20:49,138 --> 00:20:50,349
one of our planes was missing.
498
00:20:50,373 --> 00:20:52,940
Klink, what is this?
499
00:20:52,975 --> 00:20:55,153
General, I still
think it is possible
500
00:20:55,177 --> 00:20:58,579
that that message on the
radio was not the genuine article.
501
00:20:58,615 --> 00:21:01,649
Generals of the Third Reich,
502
00:21:01,684 --> 00:21:05,602
this is the prime
minister speaking.
503
00:21:05,638 --> 00:21:07,855
We offer you this exchange
504
00:21:07,890 --> 00:21:10,958
with the full expectation
505
00:21:10,993 --> 00:21:14,628
that you will comply in
an honorable manner.
506
00:21:14,663 --> 00:21:18,032
We in turn assure you
507
00:21:18,067 --> 00:21:23,604
that we will fulfill our
part of the bargain.
508
00:21:23,639 --> 00:21:27,658
We await your immediate reply
509
00:21:27,694 --> 00:21:31,612
in order that we may speedily
510
00:21:31,647 --> 00:21:34,965
affect this arrangement
511
00:21:35,001 --> 00:21:38,669
to our mutual satisfaction.
512
00:21:41,807 --> 00:21:46,577
Notify communications,
we accept...
513
00:21:46,612 --> 00:21:50,814
Unless, Colonel, you
think that was Hogan, too?
514
00:21:54,687 --> 00:21:56,053
Any trouble with von Heinke?
515
00:21:56,089 --> 00:21:57,733
No, we took him out
through the tunnel.
516
00:21:57,757 --> 00:21:59,068
We left him with
the underground.
517
00:21:59,092 --> 00:22:01,036
They'll notify the Krauts
where to pick him up,
518
00:22:01,060 --> 00:22:02,238
soon as Barton takes off.
519
00:22:02,262 --> 00:22:03,627
He's so full of sleeping pills,
520
00:22:03,662 --> 00:22:05,229
he'll never know
he never left home.
521
00:22:05,265 --> 00:22:07,576
What time's London going
to send the plane for Barton?
522
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:09,149
Well, it's due to
land any minute.
523
00:22:09,185 --> 00:22:10,601
So that's the setup, General.
524
00:22:10,636 --> 00:22:13,204
Maybe I shouldn't
speak up like this, but...
525
00:22:13,239 --> 00:22:14,605
well, I just wanted you to know
526
00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:16,240
how we all feel
about Colonel Hogan.
527
00:22:16,275 --> 00:22:18,209
And you can't put
me in jail for it 'cause,
528
00:22:18,244 --> 00:22:19,960
legally speaking,
I'm in jail already.
529
00:22:19,996 --> 00:22:21,879
That's all, Newkirk.
530
00:22:28,087 --> 00:22:29,386
Hogan.
531
00:22:29,422 --> 00:22:30,702
Colonel Hogan.
532
00:22:51,477 --> 00:22:52,443
Come in.
533
00:22:52,478 --> 00:22:53,722
You wanted to see me, Colonel?
534
00:22:53,746 --> 00:22:54,790
Yes, Hogan, I do.
535
00:22:54,814 --> 00:22:56,091
Now before I call
General Burkhalter
536
00:22:56,115 --> 00:22:57,192
and start a thorough
investigation,
537
00:22:57,216 --> 00:22:58,494
I want to ask some questions.
538
00:22:58,518 --> 00:22:59,718
Aw, come on. It's pretty late.
539
00:22:59,752 --> 00:23:00,763
Can't this wait till tomorrow?
540
00:23:00,787 --> 00:23:01,830
Silence!
541
00:23:01,854 --> 00:23:03,565
I want some answers
and I want them now.
542
00:23:03,589 --> 00:23:04,717
What seems to be the problem?
543
00:23:04,741 --> 00:23:08,058
Hogan, does it not
seem strange to you
544
00:23:08,094 --> 00:23:09,526
that a field marshal
545
00:23:09,561 --> 00:23:11,595
is kidnapped in the
middle of Germany?
546
00:23:11,630 --> 00:23:13,041
That has bothered me, sir.
547
00:23:13,065 --> 00:23:14,065
Mm-hmm.
548
00:23:14,100 --> 00:23:15,699
And does it not
seem strange to you
549
00:23:15,734 --> 00:23:19,837
that a captured airplane
disappears and then reappears?
550
00:23:19,872 --> 00:23:21,950
Well, it has been
rather windy, sir.
551
00:23:21,974 --> 00:23:24,975
And does it not seem
extremely strange to you
552
00:23:25,011 --> 00:23:27,945
that Prime Minister Churchill
would drop everything
553
00:23:27,980 --> 00:23:30,247
to send a personal message?
554
00:23:30,283 --> 00:23:31,894
You're absolutely right.
555
00:23:31,918 --> 00:23:33,962
Now, I'm going to
give you exactly five...
556
00:23:33,986 --> 00:23:35,653
You agree with me?
557
00:23:35,688 --> 00:23:37,003
Mm-hmm.
558
00:23:37,039 --> 00:23:39,151
Now that you point it out,
sir, I see what you mean.
559
00:23:39,175 --> 00:23:40,007
This whole thing was rigged.
560
00:23:40,042 --> 00:23:41,007
It was obviously an act.
561
00:23:41,043 --> 00:23:42,610
Well, yes.
562
00:23:42,645 --> 00:23:44,857
But you were smart
enough to see through it.
563
00:23:44,881 --> 00:23:46,158
Von Heinke was never captured.
564
00:23:46,182 --> 00:23:47,715
No, he was never captured.
565
00:23:47,750 --> 00:23:49,345
Von Heinke was getting too big.
566
00:23:49,369 --> 00:23:52,520
He was obviously
out for Goering's job.
567
00:23:52,555 --> 00:23:54,633
Goering got wise, so
he and his pal Himmler
568
00:23:54,657 --> 00:23:56,240
rigged this whole thing.
569
00:23:56,275 --> 00:23:57,574
Himmler? Goering?
570
00:23:57,610 --> 00:23:59,421
I'm surprised at
your courage, sir,
571
00:23:59,445 --> 00:24:01,423
in going through
with this investigation.
572
00:24:01,447 --> 00:24:03,025
I didn't think you'd do it.
573
00:24:03,049 --> 00:24:05,377
I just wish I could be
there when you come
574
00:24:05,401 --> 00:24:08,202
face-to-face with Goering
and Himmler with your charges.
575
00:24:08,237 --> 00:24:10,757
Yes, sir, a day to
be remembered.
576
00:24:12,258 --> 00:24:14,136
Get General Burkhalter
for Colonel Klink.
577
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:16,005
He has an urgent report to make.
578
00:24:16,029 --> 00:24:17,695
Cancel that call.
579
00:24:17,730 --> 00:24:20,197
When General Burkhalter
said the case was closed,
580
00:24:20,232 --> 00:24:21,949
he meant it was closed.
581
00:24:21,984 --> 00:24:23,411
My hat's off to you, sir.
582
00:24:23,435 --> 00:24:24,980
You put the country
before yourself.
583
00:24:25,004 --> 00:24:27,415
A scandal like this could
destroy the Third Reich.
584
00:24:27,439 --> 00:24:28,917
I just hope they appreciate you.
585
00:24:28,941 --> 00:24:30,390
I know we do.
586
00:24:30,426 --> 00:24:31,525
Oh, thank you, Hogan.
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