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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,523 --> 00:00:17,111 ( theme song playing ) 2 00:00:48,976 --> 00:00:49,977 Make yourself comfortable. 3 00:00:50,019 --> 00:00:51,145 You'll be staying with us a while. 4 00:00:51,145 --> 00:00:52,521 May I ask how long it may be, sir? 5 00:00:52,563 --> 00:00:55,149 At least until the Krauts stop searching for you. 6 00:00:55,149 --> 00:00:56,192 Then we'll move you out. 7 00:00:56,233 --> 00:00:57,526 Our contact with the underground 8 00:00:57,568 --> 00:00:58,777 will pass you along to the coast, 9 00:00:58,819 --> 00:01:00,112 and one of your own subs will pick you up. 10 00:01:00,154 --> 00:01:01,322 Oh, I say, that is clever, Colonel. 11 00:01:01,322 --> 00:01:02,990 But supposing the Jerrys find us down here 12 00:01:03,032 --> 00:01:04,033 while we're waiting? 13 00:01:04,074 --> 00:01:05,951 Simple. Then it won't be so clever. 14 00:01:08,579 --> 00:01:11,332 Herman, come on, vite, vite. 15 00:01:11,373 --> 00:01:13,501 I need another egg for the soufflé. 16 00:01:13,501 --> 00:01:15,002 Be a good chap, Herman. 17 00:01:15,044 --> 00:01:17,338 Give over or out, whichever is easier. 18 00:01:17,338 --> 00:01:18,839 KINCH: Herman, come on. 19 00:01:18,839 --> 00:01:20,466 Hi, any luck? 20 00:01:20,508 --> 00:01:22,801 Unless he shapes up, no soufflé tonight. 21 00:01:22,843 --> 00:01:24,845 Watch this. 22 00:01:24,887 --> 00:01:28,474 Chicken! This is your commanding officer speaking. 23 00:01:28,516 --> 00:01:29,558 ( squawking ) 24 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:33,020 You lay an egg, and that's an order. 25 00:01:36,607 --> 00:01:38,442 Nobody respects officers anymore. 26 00:01:40,945 --> 00:01:42,238 Any action? 27 00:01:42,279 --> 00:01:45,032 Nothing. That chicken's a ruddy Kraut if you ask me. 28 00:01:45,074 --> 00:01:46,242 Stubborn. 29 00:01:46,283 --> 00:01:49,119 Newkirk, name calling never solves anything. 30 00:01:49,161 --> 00:01:54,375 Come on, darling, I want a souffle tonight. 31 00:01:54,375 --> 00:01:57,544 Hey, Schultz, aren't you supposed to be on guard duty? 32 00:01:57,586 --> 00:01:59,213 Ja, but Colonel Klink is busy in his office 33 00:01:59,213 --> 00:02:00,256 with a colonel from Berlin. 34 00:02:00,297 --> 00:02:01,465 Really, which one is that? 35 00:02:01,507 --> 00:02:02,758 His name is Bessler. 36 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:04,885 A personnel officer of the Luftwaffe. 37 00:02:04,885 --> 00:02:09,306 Another big shot on a very important assignment. 38 00:02:09,348 --> 00:02:10,516 A personnel officer, huh? 39 00:02:10,557 --> 00:02:12,226 I guess I'll have to look into that. 40 00:02:12,268 --> 00:02:16,397 Colonel Hogan, this is none of your concern. 41 00:02:16,397 --> 00:02:18,565 Come on, chicky, come on. 42 00:02:18,607 --> 00:02:20,818 ( clucks like a chicken ) 43 00:02:23,195 --> 00:02:24,196 ( clucking ) 44 00:02:26,073 --> 00:02:27,282 LeBEAU: Herman! 45 00:02:27,324 --> 00:02:28,575 Oh, that's great! 46 00:02:28,575 --> 00:02:30,160 Was it something I said? 47 00:02:43,215 --> 00:02:44,258 You seem to have 48 00:02:44,258 --> 00:02:46,635 a very efficient operation here, Klink. 49 00:02:46,677 --> 00:02:48,262 Danke,Colonel. 50 00:02:48,303 --> 00:02:50,889 I have worked very hard to make Stalag 13 51 00:02:50,931 --> 00:02:53,058 the toughest P.O.W. camp in all of Germany. 52 00:02:53,100 --> 00:02:55,227 And believe me, it has not been easy. 53 00:02:55,269 --> 00:02:57,187 My burdens have been heavy-- 54 00:02:57,229 --> 00:02:58,939 problems, sleepless nights, 55 00:02:58,981 --> 00:03:01,066 trying to solve them... 56 00:03:01,108 --> 00:03:02,151 Nice snow job. 57 00:03:02,192 --> 00:03:04,361 "Snow job"? It's a blizzard. 58 00:03:04,403 --> 00:03:06,113 To me, duty comes first. 59 00:03:06,155 --> 00:03:08,198 When I was transferred here, 60 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:10,617 I was with the 410th bomber group. 61 00:03:10,659 --> 00:03:12,119 Yes, I know. 62 00:03:12,161 --> 00:03:14,288 Ah, here, let me show you 63 00:03:14,329 --> 00:03:16,623 a picture of my old outfit. 64 00:03:16,665 --> 00:03:18,292 ( chuckling ) 65 00:03:18,333 --> 00:03:19,793 There we are. 66 00:03:19,793 --> 00:03:22,629 That's me in the middle, with the white scarf. 67 00:03:22,629 --> 00:03:24,465 Ah, real comrades, all of you. 68 00:03:24,465 --> 00:03:25,632 I can see that. 69 00:03:25,632 --> 00:03:26,967 Ja, ja. 70 00:03:26,967 --> 00:03:29,470 Ah, I was sad at the thought of being grounded, 71 00:03:29,470 --> 00:03:33,557 but, uh, as I said, duty uber alles. 72 00:03:33,599 --> 00:03:35,726 The Fuhrer commands, I serve. 73 00:03:35,768 --> 00:03:38,312 You prefer a combat assignment then? 74 00:03:38,312 --> 00:03:39,438 ( clears throat ) 75 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:42,274 My dear Colonel, when I was with the 410th, 76 00:03:42,316 --> 00:03:43,984 they called me the Iron Eagle. 77 00:03:44,026 --> 00:03:45,152 Oh. 78 00:03:45,194 --> 00:03:46,653 Ah, yes. 79 00:03:46,653 --> 00:03:50,616 The Iron Eagle-- up there in the wild blue yonder. 80 00:03:50,657 --> 00:03:54,828 At the control of my Heinkel, zooming through the enemy. 81 00:03:54,870 --> 00:03:58,165 Of course, uh, now the Iron Eagle flies 82 00:03:58,165 --> 00:04:00,626 at somewhat lower altitudes. 83 00:04:00,667 --> 00:04:03,003 I'm very glad you feel the way you do. 84 00:04:03,003 --> 00:04:05,506 Actually, I'm here on what you might call 85 00:04:05,547 --> 00:04:08,091 a recruiting mission for the Russian front. 86 00:04:08,133 --> 00:04:09,301 We need manpower. 87 00:04:09,343 --> 00:04:11,970 Watch out, Klink, he's setting you up. 88 00:04:12,012 --> 00:04:14,598 Herr Bessler, I shall be very happy 89 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:17,893 to transfer any of my men that you may need. 90 00:04:17,935 --> 00:04:20,521 But, uh, I'm afraid they're not all 91 00:04:20,521 --> 00:04:23,148 a front-line quality like myself. 92 00:04:23,190 --> 00:04:24,858 It's not them he wants, dummy. 93 00:04:25,108 --> 00:04:26,193 It's you. 94 00:04:26,235 --> 00:04:27,528 Clam up, will you? 95 00:04:27,569 --> 00:04:29,613 Colonel, the Russian Front 96 00:04:29,655 --> 00:04:32,533 needs officers, experienced leaders. 97 00:04:32,533 --> 00:04:34,326 I understand, sir. 98 00:04:34,368 --> 00:04:36,995 Ooh, how I wish I could go. 99 00:04:37,037 --> 00:04:39,456 I'd show those Ruskies a thing or two. 100 00:04:39,540 --> 00:04:40,874 You can go, Colonel. 101 00:04:40,916 --> 00:04:45,796 I've got a few tricks up my sleeve. I... 102 00:04:45,837 --> 00:04:47,506 I can go? 103 00:04:47,548 --> 00:04:50,175 Tell me when it's over. 104 00:04:50,217 --> 00:04:52,094 We need you. 105 00:04:52,135 --> 00:04:54,638 Well, uh, frankly, my flying tricks 106 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:56,556 are a little out of date. 107 00:04:56,556 --> 00:04:59,393 They'll soon brief you in the newer techniques. 108 00:04:59,393 --> 00:05:02,354 Now, a flight surgeon will be sent here next week, 109 00:05:02,396 --> 00:05:04,690 to give you your physical examination. 110 00:05:04,731 --> 00:05:05,732 ( clears throat ) 111 00:05:05,774 --> 00:05:07,067 I haven't been too well lately. 112 00:05:07,067 --> 00:05:10,362 If you pass and you're fit-- ( spurts )-- off you go. 113 00:05:10,404 --> 00:05:12,406 But what about my work here at Stalag 13? 114 00:05:12,406 --> 00:05:13,615 No problem. 115 00:05:13,657 --> 00:05:15,826 They'll assign another officer. 116 00:05:15,867 --> 00:05:17,661 Congratulations, Colonel. 117 00:05:17,703 --> 00:05:21,248 Your request for combat duty is very commendable. 118 00:05:21,248 --> 00:05:23,458 My request? 119 00:05:23,500 --> 00:05:25,252 Well, he did it. 120 00:05:25,294 --> 00:05:28,588 The Iron Eagle just got his tail caught in the barbed wire. 121 00:05:28,630 --> 00:05:29,589 Good riddance to him. 122 00:05:29,631 --> 00:05:30,924 Glad to see the last of him. 123 00:05:30,924 --> 00:05:32,050 Talk is cheap, Newkirk. 124 00:05:32,092 --> 00:05:34,094 We've got two prisoners waiting to escape, 125 00:05:34,094 --> 00:05:35,095 now this happens. 126 00:05:35,137 --> 00:05:36,722 Well, if they do transfer Klink, 127 00:05:36,763 --> 00:05:37,764 we might get lucky 128 00:05:37,806 --> 00:05:39,266 with another Kraut we can train. 129 00:05:39,308 --> 00:05:40,350 And suppose we don't? 130 00:05:40,392 --> 00:05:42,894 Suppose the new commandant's an efficiency expert? 131 00:05:42,936 --> 00:05:45,105 We got to figure a way to stop that transfer. 132 00:05:45,147 --> 00:05:47,024 Well, I can't believe they'd take him. 133 00:05:47,065 --> 00:05:48,233 He makes a lot of noise, 134 00:05:48,275 --> 00:05:49,818 but he's empty inside, you know? 135 00:05:49,860 --> 00:05:50,986 Are you kidding? 136 00:05:51,028 --> 00:05:53,113 If he passes that physical, he's gone. 137 00:05:53,113 --> 00:05:55,115 Well, maybe he won't pass. 138 00:05:59,077 --> 00:06:01,288 You know, he's got something there. 139 00:06:01,329 --> 00:06:03,582 If Klink doesn't pass his physical, 140 00:06:03,623 --> 00:06:05,792 we might be able to save his neck. 141 00:06:05,792 --> 00:06:07,627 Question, sir. 142 00:06:07,919 --> 00:06:09,629 Must we? 143 00:06:11,173 --> 00:06:11,965 ( knock at door ) 144 00:06:11,965 --> 00:06:14,176 Come in! Colonel? 145 00:06:14,217 --> 00:06:15,510 Yes, Hogan, what is it? 146 00:06:15,552 --> 00:06:16,762 I've been told 147 00:06:16,803 --> 00:06:18,263 you have orders for the Russian Front. 148 00:06:18,305 --> 00:06:19,264 Big-Mouth Schultz? 149 00:06:19,306 --> 00:06:20,307 Big-Mouth Schultz, sir. 150 00:06:20,307 --> 00:06:22,601 There is no truth in what he says. 151 00:06:22,642 --> 00:06:24,978 I have just had a long conversation 152 00:06:24,978 --> 00:06:26,563 with General Dohrmeyer. 153 00:06:26,605 --> 00:06:29,566 He assures me that there has been a mistake, 154 00:06:29,608 --> 00:06:32,152 and that my orders will be, will be... 155 00:06:32,194 --> 00:06:35,655 I have not been able to get General Dohrmeyer on the phone. 156 00:06:35,655 --> 00:06:38,325 Not even any general... or colonel. 157 00:06:38,366 --> 00:06:40,702 Not even a major or a captain. 158 00:06:40,744 --> 00:06:41,828 Why don't you look at it 159 00:06:41,828 --> 00:06:43,663 as a great sacrifice for the fatherland? 160 00:06:43,663 --> 00:06:45,332 Thank you, that's very helpful. 161 00:06:45,332 --> 00:06:48,960 Look, I have a going- away present here for you from the men. 162 00:06:49,002 --> 00:06:51,505 A wallet. 163 00:06:51,505 --> 00:06:53,799 Oh, that's a very touching gesture, I must say. 164 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:54,883 They made it themselves. 165 00:06:54,925 --> 00:06:56,593 Here, let me point out some of the features of it. 166 00:06:56,635 --> 00:06:57,761 It has a compartment in here, see, 167 00:06:57,803 --> 00:06:58,762 and it's got an I.D. card. 168 00:06:58,804 --> 00:06:59,805 You put your name 169 00:06:59,846 --> 00:07:01,014 and your rank on that line, 170 00:07:01,056 --> 00:07:02,682 and on the line beneath... 171 00:07:04,768 --> 00:07:05,811 Oh, forget that. 172 00:07:05,852 --> 00:07:08,480 That was tactless of me to bring it up. 173 00:07:08,522 --> 00:07:11,274 Wait a minute, Hogan, let me see that. 174 00:07:11,316 --> 00:07:16,279 "In case of death, notify the following person." 175 00:07:16,321 --> 00:07:18,532 Of course, if you're missing in action, 176 00:07:18,573 --> 00:07:19,491 it's not much good. 177 00:07:19,533 --> 00:07:21,034 By the way, when do you leave? 178 00:07:21,034 --> 00:07:23,495 The Luftwaffe doctor will examine me in a few days. 179 00:07:23,537 --> 00:07:24,871 Then I'll know. 180 00:07:24,871 --> 00:07:26,790 Any chance you won't pass the exam? 181 00:07:26,831 --> 00:07:30,210 Unfortunately, I'm a beautiful physical specimen. 182 00:07:30,252 --> 00:07:32,629 Yeah, too bad. 183 00:07:32,671 --> 00:07:33,964 Of course, there are ways, 184 00:07:34,005 --> 00:07:35,674 but that wouldn't interest you. 185 00:07:35,715 --> 00:07:36,758 Well, tally-ho. 186 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:37,926 Go get 'em. 187 00:07:37,968 --> 00:07:39,469 Hogan, wait a minute. 188 00:07:39,511 --> 00:07:41,054 Wait, wait, what do you mean, "ways"? 189 00:07:41,096 --> 00:07:42,305 Not passing the physical, 190 00:07:42,347 --> 00:07:44,432 getting yourself into a weakened condition, 191 00:07:44,474 --> 00:07:46,101 starving yourself, catching a cold, 192 00:07:46,142 --> 00:07:47,936 maybe even pneumonia, if you're lucky. 193 00:07:47,978 --> 00:07:49,062 It's been done before. 194 00:07:49,104 --> 00:07:51,189 Hogan, I am a German and an officer. 195 00:07:51,231 --> 00:07:52,732 Now, what you're suggesting 196 00:07:52,774 --> 00:07:55,402 is obviously dishonest, vile and deceitful. 197 00:07:55,402 --> 00:07:57,195 Now, if I'm ordered to the Russian Front, 198 00:07:57,237 --> 00:07:58,863 to be shot out of the wild blue yonder 199 00:07:58,905 --> 00:08:01,032 and die in the snow, then that is what I must do. 200 00:08:01,074 --> 00:08:03,243 Spoken like a true German patriot. 201 00:08:03,243 --> 00:08:04,452 Thank you. 202 00:08:04,494 --> 00:08:05,579 Good luck. 203 00:08:05,620 --> 00:08:06,580 Don't forget to write. 204 00:08:15,755 --> 00:08:18,591 Hogan... wait! 205 00:08:37,152 --> 00:08:39,946 Your lunch, Herr Kommandant. 206 00:08:39,988 --> 00:08:42,073 Bread and water again? 207 00:08:42,115 --> 00:08:44,284 There is a little dessert. 208 00:08:44,326 --> 00:08:45,452 Ja? 209 00:08:45,493 --> 00:08:47,412 Guten appetit. 210 00:08:47,620 --> 00:08:50,290 A toothpick? 211 00:08:50,332 --> 00:08:52,792 On that you can have seconds. 212 00:08:53,126 --> 00:08:55,128 Mmm. 213 00:09:11,311 --> 00:09:12,896 Ah, Schultz, please don't get up. 214 00:09:12,937 --> 00:09:14,314 At ease. 215 00:09:14,355 --> 00:09:15,315 Having your lunch, I see. 216 00:09:15,356 --> 00:09:16,816 Yes, sir. 217 00:09:16,816 --> 00:09:19,110 That's a nice, big sandwich. 218 00:09:19,152 --> 00:09:20,779 Oh, that's the appetizer. 219 00:09:20,820 --> 00:09:23,448 The real lunch is in there. 220 00:09:23,490 --> 00:09:25,158 Oh, more? 221 00:09:25,158 --> 00:09:26,910 Well, then, you won't mind if I join you. 222 00:09:26,951 --> 00:09:29,454 Yeah, but, Herr Kommandant, please, Colonel Hogan says... 223 00:09:29,496 --> 00:09:30,663 Never mind, Hogan. 224 00:09:30,705 --> 00:09:33,083 Now, Schultz, you will share your food with me 225 00:09:33,124 --> 00:09:37,170 or the next lunch you have will be covered with icicles. 226 00:09:40,340 --> 00:09:42,634 HOGAN: Ah-ah-ah-ah. 227 00:09:42,675 --> 00:09:46,304 There goes the Iron Eagle into the wild blue yonder. 228 00:09:46,346 --> 00:09:49,182 Sandwiches are a big no-no, Commandant. 229 00:09:53,311 --> 00:09:53,937 ( groans ) 230 00:09:55,522 --> 00:09:58,942 You know, Schultz, sometimes it's so hard to help people. 231 00:09:58,983 --> 00:10:00,610 Mm-hmm. 232 00:10:09,702 --> 00:10:12,247 There must be an easier way to catch pneumonia than this. 233 00:10:12,288 --> 00:10:13,206 It should work. Come on. 234 00:10:17,001 --> 00:10:18,336 Pleasant dreams. 235 00:10:18,378 --> 00:10:19,671 Oh, oh, oh. The coat, the coat. 236 00:10:19,712 --> 00:10:21,172 ( groans ) 237 00:10:25,593 --> 00:10:28,221 ( Klink shivering ) 238 00:10:28,263 --> 00:10:29,222 Okay. 239 00:10:29,264 --> 00:10:31,182 ( Klink groaning and shivering ) 240 00:10:33,059 --> 00:10:34,894 Ah-ah-ah-ah. ! Huh? 241 00:10:39,107 --> 00:10:40,733 Nighty-night. 242 00:10:40,733 --> 00:10:43,111 ( speaks German ) 243 00:10:43,152 --> 00:10:44,904 Schultz, shut up. 244 00:10:44,946 --> 00:10:47,907 Schultz... 245 00:10:47,907 --> 00:10:50,743 You better stay out here tonight and guard him. 246 00:10:50,743 --> 00:10:52,912 Me? Are you crazy? 247 00:10:52,912 --> 00:10:56,291 A man could catch cold on a night like this. 248 00:11:01,337 --> 00:11:03,548 Ol' Klink, he's sleeping outside last night. 249 00:11:03,590 --> 00:11:05,258 Talk about a room with a view. 250 00:11:05,300 --> 00:11:06,426 ( laughing ) 251 00:11:06,467 --> 00:11:07,427 All right, all right, Hold it, fellas, 252 00:11:07,468 --> 00:11:08,344 I just got the word. 253 00:11:08,386 --> 00:11:10,096 Klink gets his physical in 48 hours. 254 00:11:10,138 --> 00:11:12,932 Between now and the time that doctor examines him, 255 00:11:12,932 --> 00:11:14,726 I don't want Klink to shut his eyes. 256 00:11:14,767 --> 00:11:16,227 No sleep at all. 257 00:11:16,269 --> 00:11:17,770 That ought to do something to his blood pressure. 258 00:11:17,812 --> 00:11:19,647 And his pulse rate. Yeah, but Colonel, 259 00:11:19,689 --> 00:11:20,732 how do we keep him awake? 260 00:11:20,773 --> 00:11:22,859 Talk to him, amuse him-- anything at all. 261 00:11:22,900 --> 00:11:25,153 We'll work in shifts and go on rotation. 262 00:11:25,194 --> 00:11:26,195 Carter, you lead off. 263 00:11:26,237 --> 00:11:27,864 Kinch, LeBeau, second shift, 264 00:11:27,905 --> 00:11:29,866 and maybe Schultz and Newkirk next. 265 00:11:29,907 --> 00:11:31,075 All clear? Yes, sir. 266 00:11:31,117 --> 00:11:33,703 The chips are down, so make this work. 267 00:11:33,745 --> 00:11:37,040 Under no circumstances is Klink to fall asleep. 268 00:11:37,081 --> 00:11:38,374 Right. ! Right. 269 00:11:39,917 --> 00:11:40,960 Wake up, sir. 270 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:42,003 Huh? 271 00:11:42,045 --> 00:11:43,880 You're not supposed to fall asleep. 272 00:11:43,921 --> 00:11:45,131 Of course. 273 00:11:45,131 --> 00:11:47,717 Now, uh, you were saying? 274 00:11:47,759 --> 00:11:49,927 I was telling you about how I enlisted. 275 00:11:49,969 --> 00:11:52,055 See, I wanted to get in the war early-- 276 00:11:52,096 --> 00:11:53,973 you know, before the war got too crowded. 277 00:11:56,225 --> 00:11:57,352 That's very interesting. 278 00:11:57,393 --> 00:11:59,103 Yeah, but I had this friend Charlie, 279 00:11:59,145 --> 00:12:01,105 and he didn't want any part of the war. 280 00:12:01,147 --> 00:12:02,565 But he finally gave up. 281 00:12:02,607 --> 00:12:03,608 I think he was glad 282 00:12:03,649 --> 00:12:05,026 the draft board caught up with him. 283 00:12:05,068 --> 00:12:06,110 ( stifled laugh ) 284 00:12:06,152 --> 00:12:07,820 Yeah, I guess it was no fun 285 00:12:07,862 --> 00:12:10,281 hiding under that porch for two years. 286 00:12:13,034 --> 00:12:14,827 Wake up, sir, wake up. 287 00:12:14,827 --> 00:12:16,662 Huh? 288 00:12:16,662 --> 00:12:18,664 You're not supposed to fall asleep. 289 00:12:19,832 --> 00:12:22,210 ( singing in French ) 290 00:12:24,712 --> 00:12:26,714 Colonel? Colonel Klink? 291 00:12:28,758 --> 00:12:30,384 I haven't finished yet. 292 00:12:34,847 --> 00:12:36,140 Colonel. Klink! 293 00:12:36,182 --> 00:12:37,266 Mmm? 294 00:12:37,308 --> 00:12:42,021 ( singing in French ) 295 00:12:43,773 --> 00:12:44,774 ( bangs desks ) 296 00:12:44,816 --> 00:12:47,026 Herr Kommandant, wake up. 297 00:12:47,026 --> 00:12:48,736 You're not supposed to fall asleep. 298 00:12:48,778 --> 00:12:51,364 Schultz, if you want to keep me awake 299 00:12:51,364 --> 00:12:53,199 you must talk to me. 300 00:12:53,199 --> 00:12:54,826 Yes, Herr Kommandant, but 301 00:12:54,867 --> 00:12:58,704 we have nothing in common. What shall I say? 302 00:12:58,746 --> 00:13:00,289 Talk about anything. 303 00:13:00,331 --> 00:13:03,543 Your philosophy of life. Anything. 304 00:13:03,584 --> 00:13:05,336 Yes, Herr Kommandant. 305 00:13:05,378 --> 00:13:07,505 Let's see... 306 00:13:07,547 --> 00:13:11,259 My philosophy of life is 307 00:13:11,300 --> 00:13:16,180 that people should be always very kind to each other 308 00:13:16,222 --> 00:13:19,809 and never worry about things too much 309 00:13:19,851 --> 00:13:25,940 because when it comes to trouble it never rains, it pours. 310 00:13:25,982 --> 00:13:27,900 Oh, shut up, Schultz. 311 00:13:27,900 --> 00:13:29,527 Who cares about your philosophy? 312 00:13:31,028 --> 00:13:33,406 ( yawns ) 313 00:13:37,910 --> 00:13:39,871 Schultz, wake up! 314 00:13:42,081 --> 00:13:43,165 It's your turn. 315 00:13:50,214 --> 00:13:51,215 Hmm. 316 00:13:51,257 --> 00:13:53,593 A safe card. 317 00:13:57,263 --> 00:13:58,514 Colonel? 318 00:14:02,977 --> 00:14:04,770 Colonel? 319 00:14:08,691 --> 00:14:10,901 Ooh, blimey. 320 00:14:17,617 --> 00:14:20,411 Ahh. * Ahh. 321 00:14:20,578 --> 00:14:21,621 Hmm. 322 00:14:21,621 --> 00:14:23,914 * Hmm. 323 00:14:23,956 --> 00:14:26,792 Doctor, I hope that there is nothing wrong with my throat. 324 00:14:26,792 --> 00:14:29,879 I-I mean, whatever it is, you must pass me. 325 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:31,964 I've got to fly again. 326 00:14:31,964 --> 00:14:34,133 Yup. They used to call the Colonel the Iron Eagle. 327 00:14:34,175 --> 00:14:35,426 Is that so? 328 00:14:35,468 --> 00:14:39,013 Well, some of his feathers have gotten a little rusty. 329 00:14:39,055 --> 00:14:40,139 Good! 330 00:14:40,181 --> 00:14:43,726 I mean, it's good to be up there in the wild blue yonder. 331 00:14:43,768 --> 00:14:44,894 Herr Colonel, 332 00:14:44,935 --> 00:14:48,064 you are in terrible physical condition. 333 00:14:48,105 --> 00:14:50,107 Oh, that is awful. 334 00:14:50,149 --> 00:14:52,068 You know, I had my heart so set on flying. 335 00:14:52,109 --> 00:14:52,943 However, 336 00:14:52,985 --> 00:14:54,487 you have passed the one important test 337 00:14:54,487 --> 00:14:56,364 for a combat assignment to the Russian Front. 338 00:14:56,405 --> 00:14:57,281 I have? 339 00:14:57,323 --> 00:14:58,491 Ja. 340 00:14:58,532 --> 00:14:59,492 You are breathing. 341 00:14:59,533 --> 00:15:01,702 Auf Wiedersehen. 342 00:15:03,287 --> 00:15:05,247 Heil Hitler. 343 00:15:05,289 --> 00:15:07,458 Heil Hitler. 344 00:15:09,001 --> 00:15:11,462 In accordance with staff order number 345 00:15:11,504 --> 00:15:15,925 459-8723-J6, 346 00:15:15,966 --> 00:15:18,677 duly signed by General Burkhalter, 347 00:15:18,677 --> 00:15:20,596 I herewith relinquish my command 348 00:15:20,638 --> 00:15:22,640 of Stalag 13 349 00:15:22,681 --> 00:15:25,351 to Captain Fritz Gruber. 350 00:15:30,689 --> 00:15:32,191 Stand at attention! 351 00:15:33,943 --> 00:15:36,028 Your beloved commandant, Wilhelm Klink, 352 00:15:36,028 --> 00:15:39,532 has volunteered for duty on the Eastern Front! 353 00:15:39,532 --> 00:15:41,033 ( cheering ) 354 00:15:41,033 --> 00:15:42,201 Bravo. 355 00:15:42,243 --> 00:15:43,369 ( laughing ): Bravo. 356 00:15:43,411 --> 00:15:44,453 GRUBER: Quiet! 357 00:15:44,495 --> 00:15:46,080 With the transfer of command, 358 00:15:46,163 --> 00:15:47,790 certain changes will be made. 359 00:15:47,832 --> 00:15:49,708 From now on, you will obey 360 00:15:49,750 --> 00:15:52,044 every order and regulation 361 00:15:52,044 --> 00:15:54,088 to the letter! 362 00:15:54,130 --> 00:15:57,758 Anyone who fails to do so will be punished 363 00:15:57,800 --> 00:15:59,218 without mercy! 364 00:15:59,260 --> 00:16:00,594 That a boy, Fritz Baby! 365 00:16:00,636 --> 00:16:02,054 ( laughter ) 366 00:16:02,096 --> 00:16:04,181 Sergeant, that man there-- 367 00:16:04,223 --> 00:16:06,350 30 days in solitary. 368 00:16:06,392 --> 00:16:08,602 And as a reminder to the rest of you, 369 00:16:08,644 --> 00:16:11,480 all recreational privileges are canceled 370 00:16:11,522 --> 00:16:13,566 for the same period! 371 00:16:13,566 --> 00:16:16,068 It shall be done, Herr Captain. 372 00:16:16,068 --> 00:16:17,945 Captain, I must protest this unusual... 373 00:16:17,987 --> 00:16:20,406 I am not interested in your protest! 374 00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:21,532 Dismissed! 375 00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:26,245 I hope you just learned something, Klink, 376 00:16:26,245 --> 00:16:29,415 in case you ever come back from the Russian Front. 377 00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:31,041 Yes, sir. 378 00:16:31,083 --> 00:16:33,627 Which is doubtful. 379 00:16:33,669 --> 00:16:36,005 Yes, sir. Doubtful. 380 00:16:37,131 --> 00:16:38,257 SCHULTZ: Roll Call! 381 00:16:38,299 --> 00:16:40,593 Everybody out, out, out, out, out, out, out! 382 00:16:40,634 --> 00:16:41,886 Roll call! 383 00:16:41,927 --> 00:16:43,053 ( indistinct chatter ) 384 00:16:43,095 --> 00:16:44,513 Everybody out! 385 00:16:44,555 --> 00:16:45,723 Formation outside! 386 00:16:45,764 --> 00:16:47,099 Formation outside! 387 00:16:47,141 --> 00:16:48,434 Oh, Schultzy! 388 00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:49,643 Everybody out, out! 389 00:16:49,685 --> 00:16:50,811 KINCH: Formation... 390 00:16:50,853 --> 00:16:51,979 Out! Put your clothes on! 391 00:16:52,021 --> 00:16:53,314 ...Clothes on! Roll call! 392 00:16:53,355 --> 00:16:54,481 What do you mean roll call? 393 00:16:54,523 --> 00:16:57,234 Roll call! Don't look at me like this! 394 00:16:57,276 --> 00:16:59,445 Orders from the new kommandant! 395 00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:00,905 And, oh boy, 396 00:17:00,946 --> 00:17:04,033 is he a real sweetheart. 397 00:17:04,074 --> 00:17:05,159 Out! Out! 398 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:07,077 Everybody out, out, out, out, out, out, out! 399 00:17:07,119 --> 00:17:08,287 ( indistinct chatter ) 400 00:17:08,287 --> 00:17:09,455 Roll call! Raus! 401 00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:10,748 NEWKIRK: Yeah. Rausyourself. 402 00:17:10,789 --> 00:17:11,999 KINCH: Close it, Carter. It's cold! 403 00:17:12,041 --> 00:17:13,000 What's all the excitement? 404 00:17:13,042 --> 00:17:14,001 Surprise roll call outside 405 00:17:14,043 --> 00:17:15,252 in five minutes. Gruber's orders. 406 00:17:15,294 --> 00:17:16,712 Yeah, shocking thing this time of night. 407 00:17:16,754 --> 00:17:18,088 We have to get rid of that Gruber... 408 00:17:18,130 --> 00:17:19,089 ( indistinct chatter ) 409 00:17:19,131 --> 00:17:20,507 All right, hold it down, hold it down. 410 00:17:20,549 --> 00:17:21,800 We only have a couple of minutes. 411 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:23,844 You're right, we've got to do something about Gruber, 412 00:17:23,886 --> 00:17:24,845 and we got to do it fast. 413 00:17:24,887 --> 00:17:25,888 You got any ideas, Colonel? 414 00:17:25,930 --> 00:17:27,139 Just one, and let's hope it works. 415 00:17:27,181 --> 00:17:28,432 LeBeau, Carter, Newkirk, take off 416 00:17:28,474 --> 00:17:29,642 through the emergency tunnel now. 417 00:17:29,683 --> 00:17:31,101 I'll report you missing at roll call. 418 00:17:31,143 --> 00:17:32,311 Escape where? 419 00:17:32,311 --> 00:17:34,605 Use the three emergency hideouts until they come for you. 420 00:17:34,647 --> 00:17:35,773 Understood? Right. 421 00:17:35,814 --> 00:17:36,940 Right, sir. All right. 422 00:17:36,982 --> 00:17:38,984 The rest of you get ready for roll call. Gotcha. 423 00:17:40,444 --> 00:17:41,945 Are you absolutely sure, Sergeant? 424 00:17:41,987 --> 00:17:43,322 Jawohl, Herr Kommandant. 425 00:17:43,322 --> 00:17:45,574 I had roll call four times, 426 00:17:45,616 --> 00:17:47,993 and I've searched the barracks. 427 00:17:48,035 --> 00:17:49,370 They are gone. 428 00:17:49,411 --> 00:17:50,788 GRUBER: Turn out the force. Notify 429 00:17:50,829 --> 00:17:53,374 the sentries at the roadblocks and release the dogs. 430 00:17:53,415 --> 00:17:55,834 This camp is on red alert until further notice. 431 00:17:55,834 --> 00:17:57,670 Jawohl, Herr Kommandant. 432 00:17:57,670 --> 00:17:58,921 And Sergeant, 433 00:17:58,962 --> 00:18:00,839 see that General Burkhalter is not disturbed. 434 00:18:00,839 --> 00:18:02,508 Oh, boy. 435 00:18:02,508 --> 00:18:05,761 Gruber? 436 00:18:05,803 --> 00:18:07,805 What's going on here? 437 00:18:07,846 --> 00:18:09,556 General, I regret to report 438 00:18:09,598 --> 00:18:10,724 three men have escaped. 439 00:18:10,766 --> 00:18:12,142 What?! 440 00:18:12,184 --> 00:18:13,894 In the middle of the night? 441 00:18:13,936 --> 00:18:15,521 That's the best time, they say. 442 00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:17,648 Fortunately, I ordered a surprise roll call. 443 00:18:17,690 --> 00:18:18,899 The escape was discovered. 444 00:18:18,941 --> 00:18:22,695 Don't try to take credit for a disaster. 445 00:18:22,695 --> 00:18:24,780 Order a red alert at once! 446 00:18:24,822 --> 00:18:26,240 The order has already been given, 447 00:18:26,281 --> 00:18:27,032 Herr General. 448 00:18:27,074 --> 00:18:28,951 What a mess. 449 00:18:28,992 --> 00:18:32,329 If those men are not found, it will go against my record, 450 00:18:32,371 --> 00:18:33,789 as well as yours. 451 00:18:33,831 --> 00:18:34,957 I understand, sir. 452 00:18:34,998 --> 00:18:37,126 No, you don't. 453 00:18:37,167 --> 00:18:39,545 I am the one who has to face the Fuhrer. 454 00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:41,088 Oh, oh. 455 00:18:41,130 --> 00:18:42,256 ( knocking ) 456 00:18:42,297 --> 00:18:44,716 Come in, come in. 457 00:18:44,716 --> 00:18:46,552 Hi, Colonel. ( laughing ) 458 00:18:46,552 --> 00:18:48,053 How do you like the escape so far? 459 00:18:48,053 --> 00:18:49,221 Oh marvelous, exhilarating. 460 00:18:49,221 --> 00:18:51,098 It couldn't have happened at a better time. 461 00:18:51,140 --> 00:18:52,349 That's true. 462 00:18:52,391 --> 00:18:54,226 Ho-ho, they are running around out there 463 00:18:54,268 --> 00:18:56,103 like a bunch of dogs chasing a rabbit. 464 00:18:56,145 --> 00:18:58,730 ( laughing, speaking German ) 465 00:18:58,772 --> 00:19:00,566 If General Burkhalter thinks 466 00:19:00,566 --> 00:19:02,401 that Gruber can recapture those men, 467 00:19:02,401 --> 00:19:03,610 he is out of his head. 468 00:19:03,652 --> 00:19:05,028 Could be. 469 00:19:05,070 --> 00:19:07,197 There was never a successful escape while I was here 470 00:19:07,239 --> 00:19:08,365 at Stalag 13. 471 00:19:08,407 --> 00:19:10,325 That's true. You all packed, Colonel? 472 00:19:10,367 --> 00:19:11,577 All packed. 473 00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:13,078 Tell me something. 474 00:19:13,078 --> 00:19:14,329 How would, uh... 475 00:19:14,371 --> 00:19:16,790 How would you like not to go? 476 00:19:16,832 --> 00:19:17,916 Not go? Mm-hmm. 477 00:19:17,958 --> 00:19:19,126 Why, that's silly. 478 00:19:19,168 --> 00:19:20,669 I'm a soldier, and I have my order. 479 00:19:20,711 --> 00:19:21,837 It's my duty to go. 480 00:19:21,879 --> 00:19:23,088 Well, if that's how you feel. 481 00:19:23,088 --> 00:19:24,256 Yes, that's how I... how I... 482 00:19:24,298 --> 00:19:26,300 How can I get out of going? Please tell me. 483 00:19:26,341 --> 00:19:28,093 Easy, Colonel, pull yourself together. 484 00:19:28,093 --> 00:19:29,595 Don't slobber. It's embarrassing. 485 00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:31,722 Oh, I can feel the ice forming on my wings. 486 00:19:31,763 --> 00:19:33,056 I don't even have a plane. 487 00:19:33,098 --> 00:19:34,933 How can I get out of it, Hogan? How? 488 00:19:34,975 --> 00:19:36,602 Well, if you recapture the prisoners, 489 00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:38,937 Burkhalter might cancel your orders and reinstate you. 490 00:19:38,979 --> 00:19:40,647 What? Help them? 491 00:19:40,689 --> 00:19:42,482 Of course. You know how the prisoners think. 492 00:19:42,524 --> 00:19:43,984 You'd know where to look for them. 493 00:19:44,026 --> 00:19:45,194 I would? 494 00:19:45,235 --> 00:19:46,653 Mm-hmm. You'd, uh... 495 00:19:46,695 --> 00:19:48,614 You'd know that one of the men might hole up 496 00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:50,199 in a barn near the Hammelburg road. 497 00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:51,617 Ja, ja, ja. 498 00:19:51,617 --> 00:19:53,785 The second might possibly be in one of those caves, 499 00:19:53,785 --> 00:19:54,912 near the Barnsdorf Bridge. 500 00:19:54,953 --> 00:19:56,205 Ja, ja? 501 00:19:56,246 --> 00:19:57,998 And the third, in a place so obvious 502 00:19:58,040 --> 00:19:59,750 they'd never think to look there. 503 00:19:59,791 --> 00:20:01,960 In a haystack on the farm right outside camp. 504 00:20:02,002 --> 00:20:04,213 Ja, ja, ja, ja. 505 00:20:04,254 --> 00:20:05,631 If you're right, you save yourself 506 00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:06,798 from the Russian Front, 507 00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:09,301 and the expense of a colorful military funeral. 508 00:20:09,301 --> 00:20:10,469 That I could do without! 509 00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:12,596 All right, do you want to do business with them? 510 00:20:12,638 --> 00:20:14,598 No, never. It is a matter of principle with me. 511 00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:16,308 General Burkhalter must learn his lesson. 512 00:20:16,350 --> 00:20:17,809 Even if it kills you? 513 00:20:17,851 --> 00:20:19,144 So long, Colonel. 514 00:20:19,186 --> 00:20:20,812 Happy landings, but don't count on it. 515 00:20:20,854 --> 00:20:22,481 Don't worry about me, Hogan. 516 00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:23,690 I'm not afraid. 517 00:20:23,732 --> 00:20:25,567 I will survive this war, and, uh... 518 00:20:25,609 --> 00:20:26,818 Go on, Colonel. 519 00:20:26,818 --> 00:20:28,654 And I remember the first two, 520 00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:31,990 but where was the third place a prisoner might hide? 521 00:20:32,032 --> 00:20:34,660 Don't tell me 522 00:20:34,660 --> 00:20:37,329 you have no idea where they are. 523 00:20:37,329 --> 00:20:39,331 It is your duty to know. 524 00:20:39,373 --> 00:20:40,832 Now talk, Hogan. 525 00:20:40,832 --> 00:20:42,209 How did they get out of the camp? 526 00:20:42,250 --> 00:20:43,835 They walked in their sleep. 527 00:20:43,835 --> 00:20:45,337 Hogan! 528 00:20:45,337 --> 00:20:47,464 You played your little games with Klink, 529 00:20:47,506 --> 00:20:49,466 but it won't work with me. 530 00:20:49,508 --> 00:20:52,219 Klink? If he'd been the command, this wouldn't have happened. 531 00:20:52,260 --> 00:20:53,303 Ach! 532 00:20:53,345 --> 00:20:54,513 He understood our psychology. 533 00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:55,972 Frankly, sir, I'm glad he's gone. 534 00:20:56,014 --> 00:20:59,017 Are you suggesting that Klink would know 535 00:20:59,101 --> 00:21:01,269 where to look for these men? 536 00:21:01,311 --> 00:21:02,771 He might. Impossible. 537 00:21:02,813 --> 00:21:04,773 Shut up, Gruber. 538 00:21:04,815 --> 00:21:08,694 Sometimes even a child knows how to do one thing expertly. 539 00:21:08,735 --> 00:21:10,362 We all know what a big baby Klink is. 540 00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:17,577 Colonel Klink, we were just talking about you. 541 00:21:17,619 --> 00:21:18,912 Oh, excuse me. 542 00:21:18,954 --> 00:21:21,873 Oh! General Burkhalter! I didn't know that you were... 543 00:21:21,915 --> 00:21:23,583 What is it, Klink? 544 00:21:23,625 --> 00:21:25,627 Oh, I left my copy of Mein Kampf, uh, 545 00:21:25,669 --> 00:21:26,878 in the desk here, sir. 546 00:21:26,878 --> 00:21:29,423 It should be of great comfort to me at the Russian Front. 547 00:21:29,464 --> 00:21:31,967 Very handy for starting campfires. 548 00:21:32,008 --> 00:21:34,094 Klink, I want to talk to you. 549 00:21:34,177 --> 00:21:36,054 Gruber, dismissed. 550 00:21:42,060 --> 00:21:43,228 Yes, sir? 551 00:21:43,270 --> 00:21:45,564 Klink, have you any idea 552 00:21:45,564 --> 00:21:47,983 where the escaped prisoners might be? 553 00:21:48,024 --> 00:21:49,359 Do I have any idea? 554 00:21:49,401 --> 00:21:51,361 Why, in a few minutes I could, uh, uh... 555 00:21:51,403 --> 00:21:54,531 I could, uh, pick up my book and be out of here. 556 00:21:54,573 --> 00:21:56,700 That's not an answer to my question. 557 00:21:56,741 --> 00:21:59,578 Do you know where these men are, or don't you? 558 00:21:59,619 --> 00:22:01,788 I, uh, have a few ideas. 559 00:22:02,914 --> 00:22:05,917 This is important, Klink. 560 00:22:05,959 --> 00:22:08,128 I am not anxious to go to Bertesgarten 561 00:22:08,170 --> 00:22:09,588 and report this matter. 562 00:22:09,629 --> 00:22:10,755 I understand, sir. 563 00:22:10,797 --> 00:22:12,966 You capture these men, 564 00:22:13,008 --> 00:22:14,926 and I will tear up your transfer. 565 00:22:14,968 --> 00:22:16,219 But... But Herr General, 566 00:22:16,261 --> 00:22:17,846 I want to fly again in combat. 567 00:22:17,888 --> 00:22:19,723 Up in the wild blue yonder 568 00:22:19,764 --> 00:22:21,349 at the control of my Heinkel... 569 00:22:21,391 --> 00:22:22,601 Forget it. 570 00:22:22,601 --> 00:22:25,103 We will do the best we can without you. 571 00:22:25,103 --> 00:22:28,231 Yes, sir. Uh, Herr General, uh, 572 00:22:28,273 --> 00:22:30,192 I have thought it over, and, uh, 573 00:22:30,233 --> 00:22:32,235 I accept your very kind offer. 574 00:22:32,277 --> 00:22:34,112 Good. Get started at once. 575 00:22:34,321 --> 00:22:35,906 Yes, sir. 576 00:22:35,947 --> 00:22:37,949 A reprieve, Hogan, a reprieve! 577 00:22:37,991 --> 00:22:39,117 Congratulations. 578 00:22:39,159 --> 00:22:40,911 Hogan, in this life, 579 00:22:40,952 --> 00:22:43,330 we must always fight for what we want. 580 00:22:43,371 --> 00:22:44,623 I thought I, uh, 581 00:22:44,664 --> 00:22:46,458 handled it rather brilliantly, didn't you? 582 00:22:46,458 --> 00:22:47,667 Believe me, Colonel, 583 00:22:47,709 --> 00:22:49,836 I couldn't have done better myself. 584 00:22:59,679 --> 00:23:01,348 He's not in there, Herr Kommandant. 585 00:23:01,389 --> 00:23:02,474 Well, he better be. 586 00:23:02,515 --> 00:23:04,517 Then try again and keep trying. 587 00:23:09,648 --> 00:23:11,107 Need some help? 588 00:23:11,149 --> 00:23:13,985 Stay out of this, Carter. 589 00:23:13,985 --> 00:23:15,987 Carter! 590 00:23:16,029 --> 00:23:17,948 Hi there... gang. 591 00:23:17,989 --> 00:23:19,741 Comrade. 592 00:23:20,992 --> 00:23:22,911 LeBeau! 593 00:23:22,953 --> 00:23:26,331 Wake up, LeBeau! 594 00:23:26,331 --> 00:23:27,999 LeBeau, wake up. 595 00:23:28,041 --> 00:23:29,167 I'm tired, Schultz. 596 00:23:29,167 --> 00:23:30,835 Come back for me in an hour. 597 00:23:30,835 --> 00:23:33,296 An hour! Are you crazy?! 598 00:23:33,338 --> 00:23:34,506 You're an escaped prisoner. 599 00:23:34,506 --> 00:23:35,548 Come on, come on... 600 00:23:42,681 --> 00:23:43,848 SCHULTZ: Aha! 601 00:23:43,890 --> 00:23:45,183 Afternoon, mates. 602 00:23:45,225 --> 00:23:47,352 Come-around time so soon, is it? 603 00:23:47,394 --> 00:23:49,354 Uh, you've heard me speak of Brunhilde. 604 00:23:49,354 --> 00:23:50,647 SCHULTZ: Into the truck! 605 00:23:50,689 --> 00:23:53,858 Oh, some other time, perhaps, eh? 606 00:23:53,858 --> 00:23:55,652 Ta, ta. 607 00:23:58,738 --> 00:23:59,990 A right old darling, 608 00:24:00,031 --> 00:24:01,157 eh, Schultzy? 609 00:24:01,199 --> 00:24:03,201 Into the truck! 610 00:24:03,201 --> 00:24:05,036 One, two, three, that's the last of them. 611 00:24:05,078 --> 00:24:06,079 Nice work, Commandant. 612 00:24:06,121 --> 00:24:07,455 Thank you. They'll get 30 days 613 00:24:07,497 --> 00:24:08,665 solitary confinement. 614 00:24:08,707 --> 00:24:09,874 30 days? 615 00:24:09,874 --> 00:24:11,668 I guess I'll have to protest to Burkhalter 616 00:24:11,710 --> 00:24:12,961 and tell him the whole story. 617 00:24:13,003 --> 00:24:14,295 The whole story? 618 00:24:14,337 --> 00:24:15,964 Lie by lie. 619 00:24:16,006 --> 00:24:19,509 Perhaps, uh, 30 days is a little harsh. 620 00:24:19,551 --> 00:24:21,219 I'll work something out. 621 00:24:22,887 --> 00:24:23,722 SCHULTZ: Colonel Hogan? 622 00:24:25,348 --> 00:24:27,600 Does that mean he won't go to the Russian Front 623 00:24:27,642 --> 00:24:28,893 and maybe freeze to death? 624 00:24:28,935 --> 00:24:30,562 Exactly. 625 00:24:30,562 --> 00:24:32,105 Hmm. That's what I thought. 626 00:24:32,147 --> 00:24:33,440 Schultz, you're smiling. 627 00:24:33,481 --> 00:24:36,151 It is not easy when your heart is breaking. 628 00:24:36,192 --> 00:24:38,111 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 40228

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