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HAWKEYE: ♪ Are the stars out tonight
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B.J.: No, they're not.
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♪ I don't know if it's
cloudy or bright ♪
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Cloudy.
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♪ 'Cause I only have eyes
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Clamp. Clamp.
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Clamp.Sorry, Doctor.
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♪ For you, dear
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You seem preoccupied, Donovan.Is anything wrong?
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No, nothing. Thank you.
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If it's me, I can always
move to another war. Clamp.
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Will you pipe down, Pierce?We're working over here.
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What do you think
we're doing over here,
playing hearts?
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Oh, you're alwayslooking for a fight.
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Well, I've certainly cometo the right place. Suture.
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I don't mind
singing in the O.R.
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I'm liable to bust out
myself any minute.
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Oh, go right ahead, Colonel.It'll do your old heart--
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middle-aged heartgood, sir.
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You certainly have
a winning way, Junior.
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Colonel, I wonder if youcould help me with a problem.
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Well, I hope so.
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I haven'treceived a letter
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from my fiancéin four days.
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You want me
to write you one?
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Not much I can do, Major.
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Maybe Penobscott's busy.
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Yeah, learning to write.
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I'll ignore
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that jealousy-inspiredwisecrack.
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Has anybody
been getting mail?
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Suture. I've been
getting some fan mail
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from North Korea.
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They want me to play
Panmunjom after the war.
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Peace Talks areplaying there now.
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It's a tough actto follow.
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Oh, I got mail.
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I got a wonderful letter frommy old Sunday school teacher.
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Tell us about it,
and I'll step on your foot.
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I'm worried about Donald.He works so hard.
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Maybe he strainedhimself thinking.
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Don't you wish. He hasa mind like a steel trap.
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That could be dangerous.
If he gets an idea,
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he'll snap his neck
and swallow his face.
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I feel like Rip Van Winkle.
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How long have we
been in there?
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Seven
and a half hours.
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If I weren't certain ofbeing knighted, I'd resign.
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-I wasn't much help
to you, doctor.
-You were fine.
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I'm afraid I've got too manythings on my mind.
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We all do. I can'tdecide on who to askto the movies tonight.
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-I'll bet it isn't me.
-Don't be so sure.
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Well, how about you?
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You're asking me,
after him?
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Well, he turned me down.I'm on the rebound now.
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-This is your big chance.-I don't play second fiddle.
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Forget the fiddle.What do you play?
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Solitaire.
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Come on.
What do you say?
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Dinner in the mess tent,the room that floats in fat,
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followed by a rotten
motion picture.
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It's a perfect evening.
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-I'm busy.-Going to the auto show?
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Post-op.
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I'm helping B.J.follow up on some cases.
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You're doing time
with Hunnicutt?
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Who sentenced you to that?
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I volunteered.
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You're turning down
the chance to be seen
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with the Porfirio Rubirosa
of Ouijongbu.
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What a tongue twister.
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Oh, you've heard about me.
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Maybe next time, Captain.
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I'll have my florist sendan armful of pussy willows
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-to your tent.
-Won't help.
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How about a box ofdehydrated chocolates?
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Poor girl's gone bonkers.
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-Who, Donovan?
-Yeah.
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She turned down the chance
to hold hands with me
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-in the flicks tonight.-Ah.
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Some day she'll look back andwanna pound her head on a rock.
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Is she actually helping
you out in post-op?
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Is that so crazy?
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You two got the mutualirresistibles for each other?
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Ha! Come on.
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Tell me, who's the most
devoted family man
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-in the world?
-Mickey Rooney.
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Who gets an A
in fidelity?
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RCA Victor.
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-No, you, both times.
-Huh.
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So how come she turns down
a date with Dr. Jekyll
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to go work in the lab
with Mr. Hyde?
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She's helping mewith some cases.
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I could use a little of
that kind of help myself.
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Hawk...
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her husband's
back in the States,
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and, uh, their marriageis in trouble.
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Gee, I can't understand why.
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They're only
12,000 miles apart.
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She's really upset about it,
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and work's good therapy.
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Are you sure there's nothing
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going on between you two kids?
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Honest.
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A little hanky panky
after Taps?
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Scout's honor.
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-Before?
-No!
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-During?
-I'm happily married.
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Oh, yeah?
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I thought that that wasa contradiction in terms.
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Colonel, how'd you likea delicious cup of coffee?
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-I'd love it.-Me, too. This stuff stinks.
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Oh.
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I just don't understandwhy Donald hasn't written.
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Maybe there's
another woman.
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-Fat chance.
-Another man?
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Donald is so devoted,it's scary.
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I can certainly tellwhen someone loves me.
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When you kiss him,
he clicks his heels.
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I can feel his loving armsall the way from Tokyo.
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Not bad for
a stocky guy.
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Maybe he's involved insome of that spy stuff,
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like parachuting
into North Korea.
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-That's possible.
-Is he qualified?
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-He's made 126 jumps.
-Once from a plane.
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Mail call, Colonel.
You got a letter
from Mrs. Colonel.
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Bless the dear girl.
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Captain Hunnicutt, you gotthree from your wife.
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-Three.
-You got three?
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-Gotta write 'em to get 'em.-Oh, I don't know.
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Melville wrote Moby Dick,and he never wrote back.
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Probably on a cruise.
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Major Houlihan,
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a letter from your
lieutenant colonel.
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Oh, wonderful!Wait a minute!
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This letter has beenopened. Look.
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Sometimes they
come like that.
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And sometimes they're opened
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by creepy company clerks
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who like to peek atintimate personal passages.
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Come on, Margaret.
That's uncalled for.
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-It's not fair.
-Yeah,
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and it wasn't evenvery intimate, either.
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Nosy jerk.
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Come on, Margaret.Smell your letter and read it.
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Oh, this is terrible!
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-What is it?
-Did peace break out?
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It's Donald.He's in Tokyo Army Hospital!
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What's wrong with him?
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He doesn't say,brave darling.
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Could be just a checkup.
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Maybe he's having
a neck installed.
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Or getting his
upper lip starched.
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You're just jealous becauseDonald is full-lipped.
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I'm getting excited.
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Eat your pudding.
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How you doing, Donovan?
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Okay.
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Obviously.
Anything I can do?
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No.
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Bad news from home?
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It's a letter
from my old man.
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A "Dear Jane."
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He started out with, uh...
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"Dear Carrie...
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I just don't know how
to tell you this."
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But he found a way.
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Yeah, he did.
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Listen, uh, why don't you
skip post-op tonight?
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No, I'll be there.
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You don't have to.
I can handle it.
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So can I.
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Okay.
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-B.J.?
-Yeah?
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Thank you.
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Sure.
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You know,when you're hurting,
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sometimes it helpsto talk about it.
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My wife bottles things up,keeps everything inside.
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So I get in her wayin the kitchen.
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I keep nudging her
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till she gets sore enoughto swing at me.
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Then out it comes.
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The anger, tears,the problem.
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Everything.
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You must be
a good husband.
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Yeah, but we missa lot of dinners.
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Would you liketo talk about it?
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N-no, thanks.
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Just like Peggy. Stubborn.
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I'll meet you in the kitchen.
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You can cork me
two good ones.
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To be honest,
I'd like to talk.
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But not here.
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Someplace where we
wouldn't be interrupted.
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How about Guam?
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How about my tent?
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Oh, that wouldn't do.
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Why not?
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Well, it wouldn't
look right.
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People might get
the wrong idea.
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You wanna talk in your tent,we'll talk in your tent.
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After I'm finished here,I'll stop by.
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Thanks, B.J.
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No problem.
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Now beat it.
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-Corporal.
-Hmm?
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-Corporal O'Reilly.
-Betty.
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-Aah!
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-Stop that!
-What?
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-What are you doing?
-What am I doing?
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You kisseda superior officer!
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I did? I didn't mean to.
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-Why did you do that?
-I don't know.
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I was sleeping, and I was
dreaming about--
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-It's personal.-Don't you ever do that again!
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-I won't ever!
-Hurry up, get up!
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I want you to makea call for me.
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-Oh, okay.
-Get up. Hurry up.
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-I want you to call Tokyo.-Okay.
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-Tokyo Army Hospital.
-Right. I got it.
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I want to speak to LieutenantColonel Donald Penobscott.
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Yeah, I know. He's your
whatchamacallit.
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My fiancé, Corporal.
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Right. Sparky!
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Yeah. Sparky, listen,
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get me Tokyo
Army Hospital quick.
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And I won't evermention to LieutenantColonel Penobscott
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about what just happened,will we?
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Oh, never, never, never.
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Because he's big and strongand insanely jealous.
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And he's got the bite
of a bulldog.
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Who said that?
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Nobody. I mean, I just
overheard it some place.
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Are you working that thing?
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Yes. Right. Hello, operator!
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Yes. Uh, ma'am,
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Uh, please, uh, get me
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Lieutenant Donald
Colonel Penobscott.
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-A patient.
-He's a patient,
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and it's an emergency. Hurry.
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What's going on here?Who are you calling, Radar?
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Oh, it's for me, Colonel.
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We're calling my fiancéin Tokyo.
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I've been worried sick.
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What? What, operator?
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But-- Oh.
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Ma'am, he's not
accepting any calls.
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Leave a message.
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A message, operator.
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Tell him to callMajor Margaret Houlihan.
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Call Major
Margaret Houlihan!
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-MASH 4077th.
-MASH 4077th.
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Worried to death!
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Worried to death!
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Love and kisses--.
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Love and kisses.
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Aren't you in a premature
panic, Major?
259
00:09:53,201 --> 00:09:54,506
He's not taking any calls!
260
00:09:54,506 --> 00:09:55,812
This could be very serious!
261
00:09:55,812 --> 00:09:57,248
Maybe he's just resting.
262
00:09:57,248 --> 00:09:58,815
Colonel, request permissionto go to Tokyo
263
00:09:58,815 --> 00:10:00,774
and attend my fiancébefore he dies.
264
00:10:00,774 --> 00:10:03,211
Why don't you relax, find outwhat's wrong with him?
265
00:10:03,211 --> 00:10:04,734
I'll take a chopperin the morning to Kempur
266
00:10:04,734 --> 00:10:06,083
and hitch a ride to Tokyo.
267
00:10:06,083 --> 00:10:07,868
No, Major. Let's me
patient for another day.
268
00:10:07,868 --> 00:10:10,348
I'm not tying up a chopper
and losing a nurse
269
00:10:10,348 --> 00:10:12,524
to find out Penobscott hasa simple pimple on his butt.
270
00:10:12,524 --> 00:10:14,918
A simple pimple on his butt?
271
00:10:14,918 --> 00:10:17,617
Radar, where did you
get that lipstick?
272
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:20,576
Major Houli-- Aah!
It was an accident!
273
00:10:20,576 --> 00:10:22,230
I told you to keepyour mouth shut!
274
00:10:22,230 --> 00:10:23,579
Right. She did.
275
00:10:23,579 --> 00:10:24,754
It was an accident.
276
00:10:24,754 --> 00:10:26,060
Of course.
277
00:10:27,452 --> 00:10:28,540
Good night.
278
00:10:28,540 --> 00:10:30,630
Good night, Major. Ahem.
279
00:10:32,153 --> 00:10:34,416
Why don't you get
some rest, Romeo?
280
00:10:41,858 --> 00:10:44,295
I thought I hada good marriage.
281
00:10:44,295 --> 00:10:46,123
The war killed it.
282
00:10:49,866 --> 00:10:52,347
"I wish you were writingthis letter instead of me.
283
00:10:52,347 --> 00:10:54,436
It'd be so much easier."
284
00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,962
"I know I'llalways love you."
285
00:11:01,399 --> 00:11:02,749
"But I met someone."
286
00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:03,837
Carrie.
287
00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:07,275
Let me make a
little prediction.
288
00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:09,494
One fine day,
believe it or not,
289
00:11:09,494 --> 00:11:11,061
you'll get over all this.
290
00:11:11,061 --> 00:11:13,585
The hurt will pass.
291
00:11:13,585 --> 00:11:16,110
You'll forgive him, and you'llbe ready to love again.
292
00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:18,155
It seems impossible.
293
00:11:18,155 --> 00:11:19,243
I know.
294
00:11:19,243 --> 00:11:20,854
I know, but some day,
295
00:11:20,854 --> 00:11:22,464
you'll be glad that guy's
outta your hair.
296
00:11:22,464 --> 00:11:25,293
-A new fellow will come along.-
297
00:11:25,293 --> 00:11:26,686
Nice, bright guy.
298
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:29,384
A sucker
for eyes like yours.
299
00:11:29,384 --> 00:11:30,777
You'll start dating.
300
00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:32,909
He'll fall madly
in love with you.
301
00:11:32,909 --> 00:11:35,259
And you'll turn around
and clobber the poor slob.
302
00:11:55,105 --> 00:11:57,499
You want me to wake you upwhen you're finished eating?
303
00:11:57,499 --> 00:12:00,328
I didn't get any sleeplast night.
304
00:12:00,328 --> 00:12:02,678
Gee, I dreamt I was dancingwith Major Houlihan,
305
00:12:02,678 --> 00:12:05,333
and Betty Grablewoke me up.
306
00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:06,595
Somethin' like that.
307
00:12:08,553 --> 00:12:09,641
Good morning.
308
00:12:09,641 --> 00:12:11,687
Morning!
309
00:12:11,687 --> 00:12:12,949
You were out awfullate last night.
310
00:12:12,949 --> 00:12:14,342
Lots to do in post-op.
311
00:12:14,342 --> 00:12:15,952
You were gone when Iwoke up this morning.
312
00:12:15,952 --> 00:12:17,345
Couldn't sleep.
313
00:12:17,345 --> 00:12:18,607
If I didn't know better,
314
00:12:18,607 --> 00:12:19,956
I'd sayyou were out all night.
315
00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:21,305
Mm-hmm.
316
00:12:21,305 --> 00:12:22,654
You could've called.
317
00:12:22,654 --> 00:12:23,699
Mother and I wereworried sick.
318
00:12:23,699 --> 00:12:25,440
Dad, shut up.
319
00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:28,443
Ah, I hate to seethem grow up.
320
00:12:28,443 --> 00:12:30,706
I just hope you weren't wastingyour time with some nurse.
321
00:12:30,706 --> 00:12:32,273
Let's say I was sitting up
with a sick friend.
322
00:12:32,273 --> 00:12:33,709
Good, good.
323
00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:35,232
Start at the beginningand tell me all about it.
324
00:12:35,232 --> 00:12:36,277
Good morning.
325
00:12:36,277 --> 00:12:37,365
Good morning.
326
00:12:37,365 --> 00:12:38,888
Donovan, you look
like a new woman.
327
00:12:38,888 --> 00:12:40,368
Not that there was anythingwrong with the old one.
328
00:12:40,368 --> 00:12:41,630
Thanks. I feel better.
329
00:12:41,630 --> 00:12:43,371
Well, why shouldn'twe all feel good?
330
00:12:43,371 --> 00:12:44,676
Our work is so rewarding.
331
00:12:44,676 --> 00:12:46,026
Always lending a helping hand.
332
00:12:46,026 --> 00:12:47,331
Doing unto others.
333
00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:49,333
Hawk, your mouth
runneth over.
334
00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:50,682
I'm just teasing.
335
00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:51,858
I mean, do I know
what I'm saying?
336
00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:53,294
Whatever it is,
I don't mean it.
337
00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:54,948
-Should I go?
-Just stop talking.
338
00:12:54,948 --> 00:12:56,906
I will as soon as I getmy foot out of my mouth.
339
00:12:56,906 --> 00:12:58,516
I think I'll put it
someplace else.
340
00:12:58,516 --> 00:13:00,127
Ah, I'm being paged
at the pool.
341
00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:01,302
Well, you two carry on.
342
00:13:01,302 --> 00:13:02,999
Strike that.
343
00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:04,609
This is me leaving.
Here I go.
344
00:13:04,609 --> 00:13:06,524
Bye. So long.
345
00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:14,315
-Hello?
-Hi.
346
00:13:14,315 --> 00:13:15,664
Anybody in there?
347
00:13:15,664 --> 00:13:17,666
I'm sorry.
348
00:13:17,666 --> 00:13:20,103
I'm-- I'm a little,
uh, preoccupied.
349
00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:22,018
Anything wrong?
350
00:13:22,018 --> 00:13:23,585
Oh, no, no.
351
00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:27,197
I, uh, I see you'retrying the eggs.
352
00:13:27,197 --> 00:13:28,677
You're braver than I am.
353
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:33,029
Will you excuse me, Carrie?I've got a lot of work to do.
354
00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:42,734
One second, please.
355
00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:46,738
-Major Houlihan.
-Major Burns.
356
00:13:46,738 --> 00:13:49,741
-Uh, am I disturbing you?-Not yet.
357
00:13:49,741 --> 00:13:51,395
Now you are.What is it?
358
00:13:51,395 --> 00:13:53,789
Firstly, may I say,
I'm sincerely unhappy
359
00:13:53,789 --> 00:13:55,573
your fiancé
is terribly sick.
360
00:13:55,573 --> 00:13:57,227
He's not terribly sick!
361
00:13:57,227 --> 00:13:59,273
All I know is that
he's in the hospital.
362
00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:00,752
Oh, when they don't tell you,it's usually pretty bad.
363
00:14:00,752 --> 00:14:02,406
They haven't
not told me.
364
00:14:02,406 --> 00:14:04,278
I just haven't been
able to find out.
365
00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:06,846
And I'm sincerely nothappy you're unhappy.
366
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,370
Thank you, Frank.
367
00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:11,589
-Anything else?
-Oh, yes.
368
00:14:11,589 --> 00:14:14,723
Uh, I have this littlegift to present to you.
369
00:14:14,723 --> 00:14:17,682
It's just a little,inexpensive token of sincerity.
370
00:14:17,682 --> 00:14:20,555
How lovely.
A Japanese umbrella.
371
00:14:20,555 --> 00:14:21,904
Made in Texas.
372
00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:24,124
Thank you, Frank.That was very sweet.
373
00:14:24,124 --> 00:14:25,690
Well, giving's
what it's all about.
374
00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:27,692
We had a fine relationship
once, Margaret,
375
00:14:27,692 --> 00:14:30,086
and this just goes to provethat there's no hard feelings.
376
00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:33,524
Oh, I get cranky
at times, but...
377
00:14:33,524 --> 00:14:34,786
we're still pals, okay?
378
00:14:34,786 --> 00:14:36,179
What a nice speech.
379
00:14:36,179 --> 00:14:37,877
It's off-the-cuff.
380
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,226
Thank you, Frank.
381
00:14:39,226 --> 00:14:41,445
I hope we canalways be friends.
382
00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:43,447
Oh, why not? I'm always
ready if you need me.
383
00:14:43,447 --> 00:14:44,971
I appreciate that,
384
00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:46,711
and I'm really anxiousfor you to meet Donald.
385
00:14:46,711 --> 00:14:47,887
I think about you in here
386
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,453
and me just across
the compound.
387
00:14:49,453 --> 00:14:51,064
I think about the goodtimes we had, Margaret.
388
00:14:51,064 --> 00:14:52,848
-I'll never forget 'em.-Neither will I, Frank.
389
00:14:52,848 --> 00:14:53,936
A lot of people knock
this war, but I can't.
390
00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:55,895
-It gave me you.
-Oh, thank you.
391
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,287
Our friendship
is real, Margaret.
392
00:14:57,287 --> 00:14:58,549
It's warm. It's honest.
393
00:14:58,549 --> 00:15:00,508
-It's...convenient.
-Frank!
394
00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:02,989
I'm doing my best,
Margaret!
395
00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:05,208
But it's not enough.
I can't stand it anymore!
396
00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:07,645
Frank, stop that!Get a hold of yourself!
397
00:15:07,645 --> 00:15:09,604
-Not me! You!
-Let go of me!
398
00:15:09,604 --> 00:15:11,780
-You fake! You fake!
-Ow, ow, ow!
399
00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:13,564
Don't break it!
I can get my money back!
400
00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:15,349
You pretendyou're my friend!
401
00:15:15,349 --> 00:15:17,003
Take it home,you phony baloney!
402
00:15:18,439 --> 00:15:20,702
Oh, Donald.
403
00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,405
-How do you feel?
-Terrible.
404
00:15:28,405 --> 00:15:30,190
-You wanna talk about it?-No.
405
00:15:31,887 --> 00:15:33,758
Nothing like an old finkto tell your troubles to.
406
00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:34,890
I don't wanna
talk about it.
407
00:15:34,890 --> 00:15:36,022
Come on.
408
00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:37,327
Pour your heart out.
I'm a doctor.
409
00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:38,894
I can fix it.
410
00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:42,550
Hawk,you're looking at a guy
411
00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:44,769
that fell offthe fidelity wagon.
412
00:15:44,769 --> 00:15:47,511
I thought I heard a thump
sometime last night.
413
00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:49,731
And I'm miserable.
414
00:15:49,731 --> 00:15:51,080
I'm a happily married man.
415
00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:52,429
Not like Frank Burns is happy
416
00:15:52,429 --> 00:15:55,519
because his wife
owns real estate.
417
00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:59,262
I adore my wife and my kidand my marriage.
418
00:15:59,262 --> 00:16:01,134
I know.
419
00:16:01,134 --> 00:16:03,527
I don't like being unfaithful.I'm not lookin' around.
420
00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:05,181
I'm lucky to havewhat I've got.
421
00:16:05,181 --> 00:16:07,749
You're right.
You are lucky.
422
00:16:07,749 --> 00:16:09,446
God help me.
423
00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:12,101
B.J., you stumbled
last night. That's all.
424
00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:14,364
You were helping somebody,
and it got out of hand.
425
00:16:14,364 --> 00:16:16,497
-You made a mistake.
-I sure did.
426
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,849
What's that?
427
00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:22,242
I'm writing Peg about it.
428
00:16:22,242 --> 00:16:25,723
Wrong, wrong, wrong!
Don't be an idiot.
429
00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:27,638
You made one lousy goof,and you wanna punish yourself,
430
00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:29,553
but don't punish her.
431
00:16:29,553 --> 00:16:31,555
Do not tell Peg.
432
00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:33,601
Don't tell anybody
what you just told me.
433
00:16:33,601 --> 00:16:35,037
This will pass.
434
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:36,604
Like a kidney stone.
435
00:16:36,604 --> 00:16:38,736
Simply take a vow.
436
00:16:38,736 --> 00:16:39,824
Raise your right hand.
437
00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:42,088
Come on. Come on.
438
00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:44,133
I promise to be a good
and faithful husband,
439
00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:45,787
to write nice,
cheerful letters home,
440
00:16:45,787 --> 00:16:47,180
to think of Peg often,
441
00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:48,398
and to keep my fat hands
off Nurse Donovan.
442
00:16:48,398 --> 00:16:50,009
-Do you vow?
443
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,662
I vow.
444
00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:53,012
I feel better
about you already.
445
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,926
-Thanks.
-My pleasure.
446
00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:57,103
There's probably a career
for me in saving marriages.
447
00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:59,453
You know, I'm gonna
take a vow too.
448
00:16:59,453 --> 00:17:00,715
Good for you.
449
00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:03,544
I, Hawkeye Pierce,
vow that, some day,
450
00:17:03,544 --> 00:17:05,459
I will take a vow
just like his.
451
00:17:05,459 --> 00:17:07,069
Amen. But right now,
452
00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:08,810
I'm a little late for
a very important date.
453
00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:10,551
No time to say hello,
goodbye.
454
00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:12,118
I'm late, I'm late,
I'm late.
455
00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:16,470
Lieutenant,what can I do you for?
456
00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:18,907
Oh, uh, it's a personal
problem, Colonel.
457
00:17:18,907 --> 00:17:21,170
Uh, my husband
wants a divorce.
458
00:17:22,911 --> 00:17:24,608
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
459
00:17:24,608 --> 00:17:26,523
-Stateside, is he?
-Yes, Colonel.
460
00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:29,222
Well, it's a wonder
461
00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:31,311
we don't have moreof this kind of casualty.
462
00:17:31,311 --> 00:17:33,704
They say absence makes
the heart grow fonder,
463
00:17:33,704 --> 00:17:36,359
but I think that'sa lot of buffalo bagels.
464
00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:38,057
Excuse me.
465
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,580
Sit down, Donovan.
466
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:45,281
Um, I'd like
a transfer, Colonel.
467
00:17:45,281 --> 00:17:48,110
I'm making a mess of
things here at 4077.
468
00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:50,373
You volunteered forthis duty, Lieutenant,
469
00:17:50,373 --> 00:17:51,940
and you've been
doing good work.
470
00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:52,984
We need you.
471
00:17:52,984 --> 00:17:55,204
I'd be happier elsewhere.
472
00:17:55,204 --> 00:17:57,728
If you've got problems,people problems,
473
00:17:57,728 --> 00:17:59,469
I'd like youto work them out.
474
00:17:59,469 --> 00:18:00,905
They don't mean anything
475
00:18:00,905 --> 00:18:02,211
compared to what these boysare going through.
476
00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:03,430
Don't you agree?
477
00:18:04,561 --> 00:18:05,649
Yes, Colonel.
478
00:18:05,649 --> 00:18:07,173
I don't want you leaving
479
00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:09,088
'cause you're hittinga rough stretch of road.
480
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,393
Hang on for a while.
481
00:18:10,393 --> 00:18:12,134
It's my opinionyou can ride it out.
482
00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:13,222
Okay?
483
00:18:15,485 --> 00:18:17,096
I'll try.
484
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,227
Thank you, Lieutenant.
485
00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:23,189
Colonel Potter, sir.
486
00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:24,538
What do you want, Klinger?
487
00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:25,974
Justice, sir.
488
00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:27,976
Justice in the army?You're crazy.
489
00:18:27,976 --> 00:18:30,021
You might say that, Colonel.
490
00:18:30,021 --> 00:18:33,068
Uh-oh. I don't likethose moist eyes.
491
00:18:33,068 --> 00:18:36,115
Sir, you ever heard of
the Toledo Strangler?
492
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,160
No.
493
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:41,337
He's struck eight times.
The terror of Toledo.
494
00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:43,252
Kills only women
motorcycle cops.
495
00:18:43,252 --> 00:18:44,993
So?
496
00:18:44,993 --> 00:18:47,865
The fiend
stands before you.
497
00:18:47,865 --> 00:18:49,954
You are the ToledoStrangler?
498
00:18:49,954 --> 00:18:52,174
I confess, I am.
Extradite me.
499
00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:54,350
Send me back to Toledo
for a lengthy jury trial.
500
00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:56,004
Why do you do this,Klinger?
501
00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:57,745
The sirens, sir.
502
00:18:57,745 --> 00:19:00,487
The sirens on the motorcyclesdrive me bananas.
503
00:19:00,487 --> 00:19:01,836
Have you read this?
504
00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:03,272
What do you mean?
505
00:19:03,272 --> 00:19:04,795
It says herethe last murder
506
00:19:04,795 --> 00:19:07,885
took placeonly two weeks ago.
507
00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:10,018
This man's an imposter.
508
00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:12,151
Some nut trying
to get in on my act.
509
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,022
Beat it, Klinger.
510
00:19:14,022 --> 00:19:15,502
But, sir, what about
the newspaper clipping?
511
00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:16,764
What about it?
512
00:19:16,764 --> 00:19:18,940
It says the killer's
from Toledo
513
00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:21,812
and always uses
a yellow scarf.
514
00:19:21,812 --> 00:19:22,987
I rest my case.
515
00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:24,337
Paste itin your scrapbook.
516
00:19:24,337 --> 00:19:26,208
I could strangle
somebody for ya.
517
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:28,210
I don't mind auditioning.A person of your choice?
518
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:29,994
Some other time.
519
00:19:29,994 --> 00:19:32,040
Colonel, I don't expect
you to buy everything
520
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:35,348
I bring in here,
but maybe just once, okay?
521
00:19:35,348 --> 00:19:38,960
Out, Klinger, before I calla woman motorcycle cop.
522
00:19:45,096 --> 00:19:46,533
Doctor?
Captain Hunnicutt.
523
00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:48,752
-What's wrong?-This one looks shocky.
524
00:19:48,752 --> 00:19:50,667
He's waxy,
and his lips are blue.
525
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:52,103
What are his vital signs?
526
00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:53,975
Pulse 120.
B.P. 94 over 52.
527
00:19:53,975 --> 00:19:55,716
Give me anotherunit of plasma.
528
00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:57,152
Right.
529
00:19:57,152 --> 00:19:58,414
Nurse.
530
00:20:03,114 --> 00:20:04,855
Yeah, thanks.
531
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,903
It was a good pickup,
Carrie. Alert as hell.
532
00:20:08,903 --> 00:20:11,210
Thanks.
533
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:14,865
We're gonna have to
watch him for a while.
534
00:20:14,865 --> 00:20:16,824
How are you feeling?
535
00:20:16,824 --> 00:20:19,305
-Why do you ask?
-What?
536
00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:20,697
What do you care?
537
00:20:20,697 --> 00:20:22,221
Those are the firstcivil words
538
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,744
you've spoken to mein a week.
539
00:20:23,744 --> 00:20:25,136
You're exaggerating
a bit, aren't you?
540
00:20:25,136 --> 00:20:26,529
No, I'm not.
541
00:20:26,529 --> 00:20:27,965
You've been salty as hell.
542
00:20:27,965 --> 00:20:30,446
A bear with hangnails.
543
00:20:30,446 --> 00:20:31,882
I wasn't aware of it.
544
00:20:31,882 --> 00:20:32,840
Wanna talk about it?
545
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:35,277
-No.
-Why not?
546
00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:37,453
'Cause the last time
we talked, we didn't.
547
00:20:37,453 --> 00:20:39,542
That's what we
oughta talk about.
548
00:20:39,542 --> 00:20:42,719
B.J.,
it's important to me.
549
00:20:44,634 --> 00:20:46,636
Okay.
550
00:20:46,636 --> 00:20:47,985
Nurse.
551
00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:51,162
Keep an eye on himfor a few minutes.
552
00:20:51,162 --> 00:20:52,555
I'll be right outside.
553
00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:06,047
I know how you feel.
554
00:21:06,047 --> 00:21:08,005
You feel guilty.
555
00:21:08,005 --> 00:21:09,703
But you're blaming me.
556
00:21:09,703 --> 00:21:11,922
No, I'm not.
I'm blaming myself.
557
00:21:11,922 --> 00:21:13,881
Only partly.
558
00:21:13,881 --> 00:21:16,187
Look, I get your angerevery time I come near you.
559
00:21:16,187 --> 00:21:17,580
I don't need it.
560
00:21:17,580 --> 00:21:20,931
Carrie, I'm sorry,but you know what happened.
561
00:21:20,931 --> 00:21:23,238
I got this enormous
attack of the guilts.
562
00:21:23,238 --> 00:21:26,676
I've never done that before.
563
00:21:26,676 --> 00:21:31,072
I'm hopelessly, passionatelyin love with my wife.
564
00:21:31,072 --> 00:21:32,943
What's wrong with that?
565
00:21:32,943 --> 00:21:34,205
I don't wanna mess that up.
566
00:21:34,205 --> 00:21:36,207
I feel like I've
betrayed her.
567
00:21:36,207 --> 00:21:38,166
Why?
568
00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:40,995
Because you were kind andconsiderate and sweet to me?
569
00:21:40,995 --> 00:21:42,953
Because I was indespair one night,
570
00:21:42,953 --> 00:21:44,172
and you helped methrough it?
571
00:21:44,172 --> 00:21:46,522
Are you ashamed of it?
572
00:21:46,522 --> 00:21:47,697
No, of course not,
573
00:21:47,697 --> 00:21:49,003
but there was more
to it than that.
574
00:21:49,003 --> 00:21:51,048
We didn't plan that.
575
00:21:51,048 --> 00:21:53,137
We're still human beings,you know,
576
00:21:53,137 --> 00:21:54,835
no matter how hardwe try not to be.
577
00:21:54,835 --> 00:21:58,229
Yes, I know,
and I'm still afraid.
578
00:21:58,229 --> 00:22:00,231
Of what?
579
00:22:00,231 --> 00:22:01,798
Of you.
580
00:22:03,060 --> 00:22:05,411
Because you're right here,
581
00:22:05,411 --> 00:22:08,109
and you're so attractiveand so close.
582
00:22:08,109 --> 00:22:10,285
And so vulnerable.
583
00:22:10,285 --> 00:22:12,331
Yes.
584
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,637
You don't trust yourself.
585
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:19,033
B.J., just becauseI'm across the compound
586
00:22:19,033 --> 00:22:20,774
doesn't mean you canwaltz into my tent
587
00:22:20,774 --> 00:22:22,079
whenever you want to.
588
00:22:22,079 --> 00:22:25,735
I needed you that night,and you were there.
589
00:22:25,735 --> 00:22:28,477
I'll always love you for that.
590
00:22:28,477 --> 00:22:30,827
It doesn't mean it's evergonna happen again.
591
00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:35,179
I can work out my own problem.
592
00:22:35,179 --> 00:22:37,921
I don't expect youto be the answer to it.
593
00:22:41,447 --> 00:22:43,362
Does that make it easier?
594
00:22:46,321 --> 00:22:49,585
Yes... and no.
595
00:22:49,585 --> 00:22:51,544
We can be friends.
596
00:22:53,502 --> 00:22:54,851
Yes, we can.
597
00:22:56,287 --> 00:22:57,941
Closer than most.
598
00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:01,467
Still friends.
599
00:23:01,467 --> 00:23:03,425
Carrie...
600
00:23:05,035 --> 00:23:06,559
you're very special.
601
00:23:06,559 --> 00:23:09,126
I like you, too.
602
00:23:13,130 --> 00:23:14,393
Okay.
603
00:23:15,655 --> 00:23:17,308
Let's go back
to work, friend.
604
00:23:28,668 --> 00:23:31,584
Hello! Hello!
605
00:23:31,584 --> 00:23:33,281
Lieutenant DonaldColonel Penobscott?
606
00:23:33,281 --> 00:23:34,804
-Aah!-Yes, Major Houlihan calling.
607
00:23:34,804 --> 00:23:36,415
-Thank heaven.
-Thank Radar.
608
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:39,374
Donald? Margaret!
How are you?
609
00:23:39,374 --> 00:23:41,376
Oh, darling,I've been worried sick!
610
00:23:41,376 --> 00:23:43,509
I was just saying I--
Colonel, Corporal,
611
00:23:43,509 --> 00:23:45,119
may I make my call
in private, please?
612
00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:46,860
Certainly.
613
00:23:46,860 --> 00:23:48,252
Donald, how are you?
614
00:23:48,252 --> 00:23:49,776
Darling,what's happened to you?
615
00:23:51,038 --> 00:23:53,475
Oh, no! No!
616
00:23:53,475 --> 00:23:55,259
Colonel, Colonel,come back in here, please!
617
00:23:55,259 --> 00:23:56,522
-What is it, Major?
-It's Donald!
618
00:23:56,522 --> 00:23:58,132
He's hurt himself.
A hernia
619
00:23:58,132 --> 00:24:00,090
doing the rope climb
on the obstacle course.
620
00:24:00,090 --> 00:24:02,136
Donald, you're always
training so hard.
621
00:24:02,136 --> 00:24:04,094
Colonel, request permission
to go to him, please.
622
00:24:04,094 --> 00:24:05,356
We're very busy, Major.
623
00:24:05,356 --> 00:24:06,662
But he needs
a hernia operation.
624
00:24:06,662 --> 00:24:08,011
We need you here.
625
00:24:08,011 --> 00:24:09,796
He won't let me go.
It's this stupid war!
626
00:24:09,796 --> 00:24:11,319
-She's right. It's the war.-Colonel, Corporal,
627
00:24:11,319 --> 00:24:13,234
may I complete my call
in private, please?
628
00:24:13,234 --> 00:24:16,063
Certainly. He'll beout of action for aboutfour weeks, Major.
629
00:24:16,063 --> 00:24:17,543
Never mind!
630
00:24:17,543 --> 00:24:19,414
Donald, you've got
to be more careful!
631
00:24:19,414 --> 00:24:20,807
The rope climb--
632
00:24:22,504 --> 00:24:24,158
A double hernia!
633
00:24:24,158 --> 00:24:25,289
POTTER: Eight weeks.
634
00:24:25,289 --> 00:24:26,595
Oh, Donald, you--
635
00:24:26,595 --> 00:24:28,684
Donald, you can't
do this to me.
636
00:24:28,684 --> 00:24:30,425
You have to be a littlemore considerate.
637
00:24:30,425 --> 00:24:31,992
After all, you're
an engaged person.
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