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[♪ upbeat theme music playing]
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-[glass shatters]
-[♪ theme concludes]
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[♪ tranquil music playing]
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[babysitter screaming]
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-[blinds rattle]
-What a beautiful day.
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Time to rise and photosynthesize.
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Wake up and smell the water. [giggles]
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[sighs]
There goes your ding-dong daddy,
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yip-yappin' at that coffee plant again.
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It's not just a plant, woman.
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It's my father!
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It grew out of his grave
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and sucked the personality
out of his corpse.
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Come on, Dad.
Show 'em you can talk.
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Oh yes, now I hear him.
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He's sayin', "Quit bein' a Looney Tune
and come join your family for breakfast."
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[door shuts]
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Why won't ya speak in front of them?
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I like making ya squirm. [laughs]
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[coughing]
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But I won't be doin' it much longer.
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My leaves are fallin' off.
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My beans are hangin' low.
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It is time to toss me in the compost.
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But don't you wanna see
your grandson grow up?
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How am I supposed to do that,
ya ding-dong?
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I got no eyeballs!
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Then what are those white dots?
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I don't know.
Look like unripe beans to me.
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-I thought you couldn't see!
-[leaf rustles]
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Huh, you got spots on your leaves, too.
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Could be some plant disease.
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It's irie, son. [coughs]
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Let nature run its course.
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It's anything but irie!
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You need help!
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[grunting]
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You forgot your Egg McManwich!
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[♪ dramatic music playing]
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[crew slurping coffee]
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Where's Hermes?
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It's not like him to be
less than 10 minutes early.
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Uh-oh. Is it
"bring your plant to work day"?
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No, this is my father!
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And he's sick.
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Wha...?
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Oh, right. Your poor dad.
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-Okay, sure.
-It's his dad, alright.
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We're humoring him.
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I can see you winking!
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Ooh, ooh. Mr. Conrad!
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I happen to know a nice lady
who's great with plants.
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Is she a plant doctor?
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She will be, when she finishes
her botany degree.
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Her name is Marianne.
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-[all gasping]
-Mary who?
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Marianne? Your old girlfriend?
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The only woman in the universe
who finds your smell attractive?
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That's her! I've got proof even.
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Shwow. How'd you fit all
those pictures in your wallet?
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Easy. There's no money taking up space.
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So, are you and her still...?
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Yes! But also, no.
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She's been studying at Mars University
the past few years,
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so we're on a break.
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Got it.
[whispering] She dumped him.
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Things are... complicated,
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but we still care for each other.
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Yes, yes. It's a complicationship.
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My dad's droppin' leaves, people!
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I'll call and ask if she can help.
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[phone dialing]
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[thudding and yelps]
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Marianne? It's John!
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[cat screeching, owl hooting]
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Hang on, let me shut the front lid.
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-[hinges squeaking]
-[cat screeching]
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-[♪ gentle music playing]
-[bus engine whirring]
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[landing thuds]
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I haven't seen her in so long.
Are the flowers too much?
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No. She'll love 'em.
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You're right! I'm trying too hard.
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[munching] Yum.
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John! What lovely stems. Thank you.
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It's nice to see you.
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Oh no, you don't. I'm getting a hug.
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[♪ soft, romantic music plays]
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Eyyyyy!
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[mops sloshing]
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-See? Told you it was fun.
-[door opens]
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Everyone, remember Marianne?
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Marianne, remember everyone?
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Of course. How wonderful to see you all.
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-[all greeting]
-[Bender] Hey, alright!
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Oh! Her!
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This calls for
a not-do-any-work dance party!
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-[♪ dance music playing]
-Oh yeah. Come on, yeah.
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Do that dance. Shake that booty.
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-Do that--
-[♪ music stops abruptly]
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I hate it here.
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You must be drained from traveling.
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Can I bring you some sink water?
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Maybe a nice packet mustard?
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Water would be lovely.
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Okay, we've got questions.
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I'm an open book.
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Admit it. This whole school thing
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was an excuse to ditch Crabbo, right?
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What? No!
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-[♪ touching music playing]
-I always dreamed of studying botany.
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But I was just a poor flower girl.
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I could never afford it
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until Johnny Zed
made my dreams come true.
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He's been paying my tuition for years now.
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-Aw.
-Whoa.
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Really? Suddenly, he's kinda hot.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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How can Zoidberg pay anything?
He's completely broke.
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Yes. Because he's been paying my tuition.
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He never told you?
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[sighs] That is so like him.
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What? Why are you looking at me
without contempt?
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Well, I didn't take
a 90 million-mile bus ride
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with a slingshot around Jupiter
to chit-chat.
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Where's my patient?
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Right here!
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[leaf rustles]
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Oh, mocha blight. What a shame.
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This plant will be dead soon.
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-[gasps]
-Beautiful pot, though.
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Save the pot.
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[Hermes sobbing]
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[♪ somber music playing]
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I think Hermes needs a moment alone.
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Come on, show some respect.
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-[♪ dance music playing]
-♪ Oh yeah, to the beat, y'all ♪
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♪ Do the Bender, to the beat, y'all ♪
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♪ Do the Bender ♪
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♪ To the beat, y'all, oh yeah! ♪
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[♪ somber music playing]
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I'm sorry, Hermes.
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I didn't realize this plant was your...
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father, did you say?
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Perhaps there is something we can do.
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What is it?!
I'll write off whatever it takes!
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We'd have to move him to a special habitat
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that one of my instructors manages.
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-Is it far away?
-Not too far.
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We won't even have to leave the universe!
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[♪ epic music playing]
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[Planet Express rockets roaring]
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♪♪
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[landing thuds]
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Thanks for agreeing to help us, Professor.
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Professor? That's my name!
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Professor of Plant Biology, okay?
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I'm a plant biologist.
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Didn't you used to be
a something-else biologist?
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First whale, then bear,
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then I realized I hated animals,
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so I became a plant biologist.
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But guess what?!
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My friend Hermes has
a beloved, uh, specimen
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he'd like to plant here,
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a small coffee tree.
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Oh, a coffee tree! I love those.
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-Really?
-What do you think?!
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-[leaves rustling]
-Ugh.
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It's covered in mocha blight.
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That's all that's holding it together.
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Give it to me straight.
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Does he have any chance of survival?
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I'm sorry to say this, but... yes.
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[♪ wondrous music playing]
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These greenhouses are magnificent!
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If you say so.
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They were built to conserve plants
from around the universe.
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Why? I don't know.
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Seems kinda dry for a coffee tree.
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This dome is for plants from
the southwestern part of the universe.
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Mostly succulents.
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-I call them "suckalots" for short.
-That's not shorter.
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Well, it's more accurate.
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[wind whooshes]
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Yeah, you better tumble!
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[♪ sweeping music playing]
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This is the Cloud Forest Dome.
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I hate this one'cause
we have to keep the humidifier
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set on Gainesville.
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Feels fine to me.
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And this is the Tropical Dome,
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bursting at the seams with my nemesis,
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-life.
-[Marianne gasps]
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Is this what I think it is?
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Do you think it's a Jumbo Corpse Plant
from Bromelius 12?
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I do!
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I've read about them,
but I've never seen one in person.
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It's just the most exquisite plant.
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That's not saying much.
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I've had better-looking tumors!
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But they say the flower
is simply stunning.
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I'd do anything to see,
and especially smell, one in bloom.
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Well, I love to be the bearer of bad news,
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but they only bloom every hundred years.
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Plus the flower stinks
like a rotting whale.
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And I would know.
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When I was a whale biologist,
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all the whales I took care of died.
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I think I'd like the odor.
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But then, my taste is different from most.
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[♪ romantic music playing]
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[sweat sloshing]
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[nasally] Way different.
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-[footsteps plodding]
-[robot squeaking]
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There must be some place
to stick a coffee plant.
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I'll tell you where you can stick it.
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Right here!
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In this partially-shaded
andosolic planting bed.
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[♪ solemn music playing]
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Apply this blight spray twice a day.
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And don't neglect his beans.
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[spray hissing]
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Hey! Give the man a little privacy.
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Now we just wait and see if it works.
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It might take a week or so.
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We have a whole week together?!
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I mean, that's fine.
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No big whoop.
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[yawns] Yard work wears me out.
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Let's hit the bunks, ladies.
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Yes. Good night, John.
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Good night. [groans]
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[♪ somber music plays]
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[Bender laughing]
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Classic! I gotta see that again.
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[recording whirring]
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Good night. [groans]
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-[Bender laughing] Classic!
-Oh, that's classic!
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[crickets chirping]
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[♪ soft music playing]
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[Leela snoring]
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[Face Gravy sloshing]
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♪♪
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[metal creaking]
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-Good night.
-[powers down]
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Zoidberg, I want to thank you
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for reaching out to Marianne.
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I finally feel hope for my father.
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No, thank you!
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Seeing Marianne again has been wonderful.
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Although, it's brought up feelings
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I had shoved deep down in my shell.
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Well, you gotta tell her how you feel.
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I did that with Leela, and boom!
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Ten years later, we got together.
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[snorting, choking, yelps]
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I just had a horrible dream
about a horrible stench!
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[metal creaking]
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[nose sniffing]
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[gagging]
261
00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:33,424
-Oh! What smells like a foot's butt?
-[flashlight clicks]
262
00:10:33,508 --> 00:10:35,677
Come on! The corpse plant is blooming.
263
00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,387
Let me just put on my pants.
264
00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,556
There's no time for pants. Move it!
265
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,641
[♪ wondrous music playing]
266
00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:43,977
[Corpse Flower rustling]
267
00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:45,270
It's happening!
268
00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:48,398
It's about to flower
for the first time in a century!
269
00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:51,317
So... it's gonna smell even worse?
270
00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:52,861
God, I hope so.
271
00:10:52,944 --> 00:10:55,530
[Corpse Flower rustling]
272
00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:58,158
Come on, Corpse Flower. You got this!
273
00:10:58,241 --> 00:11:00,952
[creaking]
274
00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:04,122
[♪ majestic music playing]
275
00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:09,752
[fumes billowing]
276
00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:11,921
[crew gasps]
277
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,173
[sniffing]
278
00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:15,341
[all groaning]
279
00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:16,426
[stomping]
280
00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:19,053
-[both sniffing]
-It's heavenly.
281
00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:20,555
Papa like.
282
00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:22,640
This stench-quarium will seal things in.
283
00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:24,392
[crank rattling]
284
00:11:24,475 --> 00:11:25,602
[glass tube thuds]
285
00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:29,647
[sniffing] Better, but still vile.
286
00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:32,901
Let's go back and huff geraniums
'til we pass out.
287
00:11:32,984 --> 00:11:35,653
-[all agreeing]
-[biologist] Outta my way!
288
00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:39,365
That smell was so... profound.
289
00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:43,244
-Care to go in for a closer whiff?
-I'd love to.
290
00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:48,249
Oh, isn't it glorious?
291
00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:51,586
My crazy lobster organs
are trembling in awe.
292
00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:54,130
[sniffs] Oh!
293
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,298
[sighs ecstatically]
294
00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:58,134
Marianne, now that
we have a moment alone,
295
00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,261
could we have a little talk maybe?
296
00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:01,471
We could.
297
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,723
But I'd rather make out.
298
00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:07,352
[moaning, slurping]
299
00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:09,354
[Zoidberg whooping]
300
00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:13,733
[♪ curious sci-fi music playing]
301
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,116
-[tongs snapping]
-[Marianne giggling]
302
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:25,161
You know, those two never came
back to the dorm last night.
303
00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:26,537
Ooh, scandalous!
304
00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:27,872
[fan flapping]
305
00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:31,751
So... where were you guys?
306
00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:33,795
Observing that big flower.
307
00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:35,880
Oh, we observed it, alright,
308
00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:37,757
from every possible position.
309
00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,384
And some that aren't! [giggles]
310
00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:42,428
Marianne! Not in front of the Fry.
311
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:44,597
Ya hungry, Dad?
312
00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:47,016
I brought you some yummy fish emulsion.
313
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,268
Where are you?
314
00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:49,811
[Badrick Conrad]
[weakly] Down here, son.
315
00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:51,312
-[♪ dramatic sting]
-[Hermes gasps]
316
00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:52,438
What happened?!
317
00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:54,357
Nothing. I'm still dyin',
318
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,484
just in a weirder place.
319
00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:59,237
But I'm not ready to say goodbye.
320
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,656
That's obvious. You're talking to a plant.
321
00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:03,574
But I'm goin' roots-up.
322
00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:05,368
It's time to accept that.
323
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:09,247
-[♪ somber music playing]
-[Hermes sobbing]
324
00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:11,499
I was so sure that thing
would bounce back.
325
00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:12,917
It's got everything it needs.
326
00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:14,961
Except a reason to live.
327
00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:16,796
[sputters] Even I don't have that.
328
00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:18,506
Maybe Marianne can help!
329
00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:20,258
She's over at the stink booth.
330
00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:23,469
[♪ wondrous music playing]
331
00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:25,763
I have some news.
332
00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:28,599
Me too. And it's incredible.
333
00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:32,562
I believe this plant is
attempting to communicate!
334
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,439
You think it's talking to you?
335
00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:37,525
Oy, you sound like
my crazy best friend, Hermes.
336
00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:39,319
I thought I'd smelled it all.
337
00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:42,030
But these fragrances are so complex.
338
00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:44,198
It's like a language.
339
00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:46,367
What, Stinklish? [laughs]
340
00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:48,328
I'm serious. Come closer.
341
00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:51,372
Try listening with your nose.
342
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:55,084
[sniffs]
343
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,962
Nothing. Maybe I'm hard of smelling.
344
00:13:58,046 --> 00:13:59,047
[muffled] Whoa!
345
00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:01,632
[both deeply inhale]
346
00:14:01,716 --> 00:14:03,801
[♪ mystical music playing]
347
00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:04,886
[Corpse Flower] Greetings.
348
00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:07,138
-[both gasp]
-I hear a smell!
349
00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:11,017
[Corpse Flower] It is nice to finally
have someone to stink to.
350
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,728
Normally, I only attract flies,
351
00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:15,813
so you're a big step up.
352
00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:18,816
Thank you. I can't believe this!
353
00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:21,235
[Corpse Flower]
Your excitement is reciprocated.
354
00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:24,113
Woo-hoo! The vocabulary on this one.
355
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,324
Oh dear. You're sentient!
356
00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:29,577
And all this time I've been poking
and sampling you.
357
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:31,204
Can you forgive me?
358
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:33,039
[Corpse Flower]
There is nothing to forgive,
359
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:34,916
for I feel no pain.
360
00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:37,794
I find you both delightful.
361
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:38,878
[giggles]
362
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:41,005
Would you mind if I collected pollen
363
00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:42,632
from near your spadix?
364
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:45,885
[Corpse Flower]
Gather all you'd like. I'll make more.
365
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:48,012
Who woulda thunk it?
366
00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:51,140
Me, a run-of-the-mill mollusk,
becoming besties
367
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,433
with a space plant.
368
00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:55,395
Not bad for a day's work, huh, Marianne?
369
00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:58,940
Your spathe... it's so velvety.
370
00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:02,568
And it smells so good. [giggles]
371
00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:04,195
[sniffs deeply, moans]
372
00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:07,281
[Corpse Flower]
I am glad. Please enjoy it.
373
00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:10,326
Caress it. Rub your face on it.
374
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,495
-Like this?
-[pollen squelching]
375
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:16,916
[Corpse Flower] Yes, that is good.
That is very, very good.
376
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:19,961
[♪ melancholy music playing]
377
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:24,257
[chomping]
378
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:25,508
Don't get too close
379
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,427
while you're feeding
the carnivorous plants.
380
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:28,970
I used to have an assistant.
381
00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:30,430
[chewing]
382
00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:33,141
[mouth full] Oh!
We're supposed to feed them?
383
00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:36,144
Marianne is the only girl
that ever loved me.
384
00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:39,647
But now she's in love with
that smooth-talking corpse flower!
385
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:41,774
Boo-hoo! It's just a plant.
386
00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:43,901
Some of us have real problems.
387
00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:45,987
Zoidberg, you boob!
388
00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:47,905
Your chick is a botany nerd.
389
00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:49,740
And when nerds get to nerding,
390
00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:53,202
their excitement can easily be
mistaken for arousal.
391
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,455
Remember that time I got down and nerdy
392
00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:56,998
at the planetarium?
393
00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:58,124
Vividly!
394
00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:01,085
Huh. Maybe I misread things.
395
00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:03,671
-[♪ dramatic music playing]
-[Marianne exhales]
396
00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:08,009
I know you're intrigued
by this plant, Marianne.
397
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:09,093
I get it.
398
00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:12,722
It's tall. It can turn
carbon dioxide into starch.
399
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:16,267
But what you and I have
is the most precious thing in my life.
400
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:19,729
So if your feelings have changed,
please let me know.
401
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:20,855
I can take it.
402
00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:22,356
You're right.
403
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:25,610
The truth is...
I'm in love with Corpsey.
404
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:28,362
[groaning]
405
00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:30,656
But I'm also in love with you.
406
00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:33,075
-How 'bout wha...?
-I need you both.
407
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:35,036
I know this is very sudden,
408
00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:37,830
but if there's room in your heart,
409
00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:41,667
I think the three of us could have
a beautiful life together.
410
00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:43,586
Three?
411
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:47,089
[Corpse Flower] Marianne
has told me all about you,
412
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:52,261
and I find you... [sniffing]
very attractive.
413
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:56,015
-I realize it's a bit unconventional.
-A bit?
414
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:59,143
But who's to say
what love should look like?
415
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:03,272
Well, I guess you
can't have too much love.
416
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,149
[♪ touching music playing]
417
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:07,109
[both sniffing]
418
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:08,402
[Marianne sighs]
419
00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:13,449
[Corpse Flower] Yes, smell
my pungent words of passion.
420
00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:19,163
[♪ dramatic music playing]
421
00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:21,207
[device whirring]
422
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:22,291
[beeping]
423
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,376
Well?
424
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:25,294
I'm not sure he'll make it
through the night,
425
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,755
but I'll come back in the morning
to burn the remains.
426
00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:29,632
Bring marshmallows. It'll be fun.
427
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:32,635
[♪ somber music playing]
428
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:34,720
I wish we'd had more time together,
429
00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:37,014
but I'm thankful for what we got.
430
00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:38,849
Ah, now listen.
431
00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:42,687
I might never have drunk from
a World's Greatest Dad mug,
432
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,897
but I recognize goodness.
433
00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:48,734
And right now, I'm lookin' at a good man.
434
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,319
I thought you couldn't see.
435
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:51,821
Don't nitpick, son.
436
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,864
I'm proud of ya.
437
00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:55,575
I love you, Dad.
438
00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:59,579
Bah! I'm not worthy of love. [coughs]
439
00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:00,997
Just do me a favor.
440
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:04,208
Pick my scraggly beans and roast them up.
441
00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:08,170
And when I'm gone,
brew one last pot of me.
442
00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:10,840
I will. [sniffles]
443
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,592
[leaves rustle]
444
00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:14,176
And don't burn them beans!
445
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:15,595
Respect the beans!
446
00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:18,389
[♪ wondrous music playing]
447
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:21,642
[leaves rustle]
448
00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:25,438
[crew groaning and gagging]
449
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:26,939
Oh, hello.
450
00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:29,108
I imagine you're all a bit shocked.
451
00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:31,193
We are way past shocked.
452
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,446
Not that it's any of your business,
453
00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:37,116
but we're in a loving, committed,
three-way floral arrangement.
454
00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:40,786
This is the most disgusting
kind of perversion.
455
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,580
The kind that's not mine!
456
00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:44,081
Well, I think it's great.
457
00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:46,125
No one's getting hurt and they're happy.
458
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:47,752
That's all that matters.
459
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:49,462
My disgust matters!
460
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:50,838
Only a little.
461
00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:53,883
[♪ solemn music playing]
462
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:56,552
[LaBarbara]
Incoming sympathy, husband!
463
00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,389
[coffee beans rattling]
464
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:01,807
[sniffing]
465
00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:04,268
[beans clattering]
466
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:07,313
Oh, my sweet, strange man.
467
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:10,358
I'm so sorry that we razzed you
about your plant daddy.
468
00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:12,902
We can see that your hurt is real.
469
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:15,863
My condolences.
470
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:19,158
I'm told he was a nice dad
and a wonderful shrub.
471
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:21,035
Thank you for trying to help him.
472
00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:23,329
And thank you all for your kindness.
473
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,623
I hope you'll join me at sunrise
474
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:28,709
to say farewell as he moves on
475
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:31,170
to that big arboretum in the sky.
476
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:33,839
Isn't this a big arboretum in the sky?
477
00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:34,965
-Zip it!
-[yelps]
478
00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:36,425
[♪ gentle music playing]
479
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:40,262
Life is so short.
We should live it to the fullest.
480
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:41,347
[kiss smacks]
481
00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:43,432
[both] Surprise!
482
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:46,227
It's a romantic pic-a-nic, why not?
483
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:49,689
I hope you're in the mood for compost.
484
00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:51,691
[Corpse Flower sighs]
485
00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:52,775
[both sniff]
486
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:55,194
You smell upset, my love.
What's wrong?
487
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:57,613
[Corpse Flower] This is difficult.
488
00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:00,908
I am searching for
the right odors to say this.
489
00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:02,535
Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no!
490
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:04,704
[Corpse Flower] You are beautiful beings,
491
00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:07,832
and I deeply love how into me you are.
492
00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:10,543
But, I have fallen for someone else.
493
00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:13,003
You plant bastard!
494
00:20:13,087 --> 00:20:16,215
With whom? Or... what?
495
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:19,760
-[Corpse Flower] Coffee.
-[leaves rustling]
496
00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:23,305
Ooh! I didn't realize your
big flower was right here.
497
00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:25,349
Listen, you're not gonna believe this,
498
00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:28,394
but my dad's blight is gone!
499
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:32,273
He's got new beans coming in.
It's a miracle!
500
00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:35,735
[voice breaking]
That makes me so happy.
501
00:20:35,818 --> 00:20:37,194
[Marianne crying]
502
00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:40,740
Love conquers all, son, even disease.
503
00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:43,325
Thank you for never givin' up on me.
504
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:45,995
I couldn't just leave you here to die.
505
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:49,915
No, but you can leave me here to live.
506
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:56,005
[♪ touching music playing]
507
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,424
[fly buzzing]
508
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:03,554
Thank you all for coming
to this ridiculous wedding.
509
00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:07,183
As if there's anything else to do
on this godforsaken space dump.
510
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,976
[clears throat]
511
00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:11,812
George Washington Carver once said,
512
00:21:11,896 --> 00:21:16,817
"Anything will give up its secrets
if you love it enough.
513
00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:20,404
"Not only have I found that
when I talk to the little flower
514
00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:22,990
"or to the little peanut,
they will give up their secrets,
515
00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:24,241
"but I have found
516
00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:26,535
"that when I silently commune with people,
517
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:31,749
they give up their secrets, also,
if you love them enough."
518
00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:32,875
[book thuds shut]
519
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,710
God, that guy was a blowhard!
520
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:36,086
[Leela sobs]
521
00:21:36,170 --> 00:21:40,341
I'm crying at a wedding for plants. Why?
522
00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:42,218
'Cause you're awesome.
523
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:43,511
[♪ touching music continues]
524
00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:46,514
[sniffling] These aren't tears.
525
00:21:46,597 --> 00:21:49,642
These-- These are allergies.
Stupid pollen.
526
00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:53,771
Anyway, here, surrounded
by friends and fronds,
527
00:21:53,854 --> 00:21:57,900
I now pronounce you plant,
and other plant.
528
00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:00,319
-[crank rattling]
-[fumes hissing]
529
00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:01,737
♪♪
530
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,322
[all] Aw!
531
00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:06,408
[gagging and coughing]
532
00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:10,204
People, I will now pour
my dad's homegrown coffee
533
00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:11,455
for a toast.
534
00:22:11,539 --> 00:22:13,040
[coffee pouring]
535
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,418
[Corpse Flower] Oh, um, hello.
536
00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:19,964
It's alright, my friend.
I'm truly happy for you.
537
00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:21,298
That was beautiful.
538
00:22:21,382 --> 00:22:24,718
I hope you have hundreds
of lovely years together.
539
00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:28,931
[Corpse Flower] Your kind words
are the best wedding gift I could receive.
540
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:31,308
And also the least expensive.
541
00:22:31,392 --> 00:22:32,518
-[pouring]
-[Leela slurping]
542
00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:36,480
No coffee for me.
Caffeine gives me leg jitters.
543
00:22:36,564 --> 00:22:38,357
Oh, live a little!
544
00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:39,984
[pouring]
545
00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:41,694
[♪ melancholy music playing]
546
00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:44,071
You seem so sad and distant.
547
00:22:44,154 --> 00:22:46,824
Are we not a "we" anymore?
548
00:22:46,907 --> 00:22:49,493
I can't imagine why you'd want us to be.
549
00:22:49,577 --> 00:22:51,912
I've made such a mess of things.
550
00:22:51,996 --> 00:22:54,331
Marianne, stuff happens.
551
00:22:54,415 --> 00:22:57,668
Sometimes people meet,
sometimes they fall in love.
552
00:22:57,751 --> 00:22:59,920
Sometimes they separate for college,
553
00:23:00,004 --> 00:23:02,298
then try a plant thing they both wanted,
554
00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:03,883
and it doesn't work out.
555
00:23:03,966 --> 00:23:06,886
But if you're honest and kind
and keep trying,
556
00:23:06,969 --> 00:23:09,305
someday you get this.
557
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:12,266
And you are honest and kind.
558
00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:14,685
Do you wanna keep trying?
559
00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:17,396
I do.
560
00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:22,234
[♪ "Walking on Sunshine"
by Sam Amidon playing]
561
00:23:22,318 --> 00:23:23,652
[coffee pouring]
562
00:23:24,153 --> 00:23:27,489
To love, in all its forms!
563
00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:28,866
[all] To love!
564
00:23:28,949 --> 00:23:30,117
[slurping, spits]
565
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:32,328
Sweet lava of Java, that's hot!
566
00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:35,539
♪ I used to think maybe you loved me ♪
567
00:23:35,623 --> 00:23:37,207
♪ Now, baby, I'm sure ♪
568
00:23:37,291 --> 00:23:38,542
[glasses clinking]
569
00:23:38,626 --> 00:23:40,628
[♪ upbeat acoustic guitar playing]
570
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:44,131
-[monitor beeping]
-♪ And I just can't wait till the day ♪
571
00:23:44,214 --> 00:23:46,550
♪ When you knock on my door ♪
572
00:23:46,634 --> 00:23:48,510
[feet jittering]
573
00:23:49,219 --> 00:23:53,766
♪ I'm walking on sunshine, oh ♪
574
00:23:54,058 --> 00:23:57,811
♪ Walking on sunshine, oh ♪
575
00:23:58,228 --> 00:24:02,858
♪ Walking on sunshine, oh ♪
576
00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:05,235
♪ Now don't it feel good? ♪
577
00:24:05,319 --> 00:24:08,614
♪♪
578
00:24:08,697 --> 00:24:11,659
♪ I don't want you back for the weekend ♪
579
00:24:11,742 --> 00:24:14,328
♪ Not back for the day ♪
580
00:24:14,411 --> 00:24:17,122
♪ Oh, no, no ♪
581
00:24:17,206 --> 00:24:20,250
♪ 'Cause, baby, I just want you back ♪
582
00:24:20,334 --> 00:24:22,670
♪ And I want you to stay ♪
583
00:24:27,091 --> 00:24:31,053
♪ I feel alive ♪
584
00:24:31,136 --> 00:24:34,348
♪ I feel loved ♪
585
00:24:34,431 --> 00:24:36,433
♪♪
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