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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,570 --> 00:00:17,570 No, 2 00:00:31,190 --> 00:00:32,189 thank you. 3 00:00:32,770 --> 00:00:36,150 No, thank you. Alright, let's see if we can go find somebody else to do this. 4 00:00:36,190 --> 00:00:37,810 I'm not leaving New York until someone does this. 5 00:00:38,310 --> 00:00:39,690 Hello there, sir. How are you doing? 6 00:00:41,310 --> 00:00:44,010 I'm offering free sexual favors today. 7 00:00:44,530 --> 00:00:47,990 Five cents per blowjob. I'm looking for somebody that I'm going to pay a lot of 8 00:00:47,990 --> 00:00:49,510 money to jump into the Hudson River. 9 00:00:49,890 --> 00:00:50,689 Oh, no. 10 00:00:50,690 --> 00:00:53,130 What if I was to offer you, like, an exorbitant amount of money? 11 00:00:53,430 --> 00:00:54,430 What's exorbitant? 12 00:00:54,530 --> 00:00:55,930 Okay, like $10. 13 00:00:56,590 --> 00:00:57,950 No. $200. 14 00:00:58,550 --> 00:00:59,550 No. 15 00:00:59,610 --> 00:01:02,750 $200 and you can still wear your scarf. You don't have to get fully naked. No, 16 00:01:02,790 --> 00:01:03,790 absolutely not. No? 17 00:01:03,950 --> 00:01:05,890 And we'll have somebody towel dry you afterwards. 18 00:01:06,930 --> 00:01:08,930 Who would that be? Like a Swedish massage. 19 00:01:09,470 --> 00:01:10,470 Oh, well. 20 00:01:10,530 --> 00:01:13,670 I brought my nipple tassels that say I love New York. 21 00:01:13,930 --> 00:01:16,550 All right, I'm starting to understand why there's so many single girls in New 22 00:01:16,550 --> 00:01:19,430 York City because I've been shot down by pretty much every person that I've gone 23 00:01:19,430 --> 00:01:23,350 to talk to about this one. I know it's hard, but I am not leaving New York City 24 00:01:23,350 --> 00:01:26,050 until I find someone to do this. The New Jersey tunnel's right there. Don't make 25 00:01:26,050 --> 00:01:29,130 me go to Jersey to find your ass to do this, but I know I will. I'm kind of 26 00:01:29,130 --> 00:01:32,490 scared to shot this guy, but I'm going to anyway just because I want to see his 27 00:01:32,490 --> 00:01:33,490 face up close. 28 00:01:33,850 --> 00:01:35,330 Excuse me, sir. Can I stop you for a second? 29 00:01:36,710 --> 00:01:37,710 Don't be alarmed. 30 00:01:38,410 --> 00:01:41,170 Don't be scared. I'm a New Yorker. I'm often alarmed. 31 00:01:41,470 --> 00:01:44,390 Yeah, you look like a New Yorker. I can tell. I had to stop you because these 32 00:01:44,390 --> 00:01:47,350 are some pretty sick tattoos you're rocking right now. Yes, they are. Thank 33 00:01:47,350 --> 00:01:49,490 you. Now, can I ask, do they go all over the body? 34 00:01:50,530 --> 00:01:55,010 I am tattooed in places mere mortals only dream of tattooing. So what you're 35 00:01:55,010 --> 00:01:56,730 saying is you have a permanently tattooed sword? 36 00:01:57,450 --> 00:02:00,830 Absolutely. All right. Now, since this seems like my guy, you're going to do 37 00:02:00,830 --> 00:02:03,890 this. I'm going to offer you more money than I offer other people. What am I 38 00:02:03,890 --> 00:02:05,690 going to do? All right, all right. Here's the deal. 39 00:02:05,910 --> 00:02:09,190 We're Money Talks. We give you money to do crazy shit. I don't want your money. 40 00:02:09,250 --> 00:02:12,030 I'm going to pay you to do something fucked up. I'm sorry. Do I look crazy? 41 00:02:13,090 --> 00:02:14,870 You want the honest answer? I'm going to go with yeah. 42 00:02:15,110 --> 00:02:16,009 Yeah, you do. 43 00:02:16,010 --> 00:02:19,090 I am going to pay you to strip down to your skivvies and jump in the Hudson 44 00:02:19,090 --> 00:02:20,090 River. 45 00:02:20,590 --> 00:02:24,810 I don't think so. It's a little cold today. It's a little chilly. You know 46 00:02:24,810 --> 00:02:27,970 why I like money? It doesn't think. It talks. I'm going to give you $100 to do 47 00:02:27,970 --> 00:02:30,390 this. I'm going to start high with you because I like you. Fuck that. 48 00:02:31,380 --> 00:02:33,420 No? No. All right, $1.50. $100. 49 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:36,080 I'm not losing you because I love you. $1.50? 50 00:02:36,300 --> 00:02:37,300 $1.50. 51 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:43,120 Come on. All right, $1.50. All right, all right, all right. What about $200 to 52 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:44,120 do this? 53 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:45,240 Honestly, 54 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:48,880 that's the budget that my producers gave me. I can't go higher than $200, but if 55 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:52,520 you do it, I promise after you get out, I'll give you like a quick Swedish rub 56 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:56,000 and tug some love. You know what? You know what? You can keep the Swedish rub. 57 00:02:56,820 --> 00:03:00,240 Again, shutdown time number 10 in New York City, guys. 58 00:03:00,850 --> 00:03:01,850 200 bucks. Nothing personal. 59 00:03:02,090 --> 00:03:05,190 200 bucks and you'll have a fan base after this. Look at you. That's how you 60 00:03:05,190 --> 00:03:09,430 are. I will do it for $200 and simply because you're so pretty and so 61 00:03:09,430 --> 00:03:13,370 charming, I'll fucking do it. Fuck yeah. You know what? You are the nicest New 62 00:03:13,370 --> 00:03:15,230 Yorker I have ever met. I love you. 63 00:03:15,510 --> 00:03:16,510 Absolutely. 64 00:03:17,390 --> 00:03:19,750 Just kidding. Let's go do this. Let's get naked and jump in the river. 65 00:03:25,130 --> 00:03:28,470 All right. We are officially walking to the Hudson River. 66 00:03:29,260 --> 00:03:33,700 periphery here to do this i might be having um some uh second thoughts 67 00:03:33,700 --> 00:03:37,760 something don't worry about it it's okay because my nipples are not that erect so 68 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:41,740 that must mean it's not that cold well my my issue is like uh you know there's 69 00:03:41,740 --> 00:03:45,220 that common guy problem with a little bit of feel i just i mean i just want 70 00:03:45,220 --> 00:03:48,940 you to know your third leg is going to get a little shorter beforehand that uh 71 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:54,060 objects may appear smaller than they actually are on camera today. Now that 72 00:03:54,060 --> 00:03:57,200 you've actually agreed to do this, I can just say you're fucking nuts. What on 73 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:58,680 earth possessed you to do this shit? 74 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:00,080 Honestly, it was you. 75 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:02,520 Really? Was it the twinkle in my eye? 76 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:05,480 You've got two twinkles in there. Pretty hot. 77 00:04:05,780 --> 00:04:08,620 Alright, so everyone's getting a little nervous because I don't know if this is 78 00:04:08,620 --> 00:04:12,680 legal. Guys, is this legal? Who gives a shit, right? What has that stopped us 79 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:16,019 before? So you realize that you're going to have to fully start getting naked as 80 00:04:16,019 --> 00:04:16,989 we walk. 81 00:04:16,990 --> 00:04:20,010 And that looks cold and painful. It all looks pretty damn painful. I don't want 82 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:22,250 you to die, but I want you to do something funny. Yeah. Like, you know, 83 00:04:22,270 --> 00:04:24,490 like one of those old school belly flops. Yeah, I'll do my best. 84 00:04:24,790 --> 00:04:25,790 Rock and roll, baby, yeah! 85 00:04:26,630 --> 00:04:29,650 All right, so let's get naked. All right. This is the part we're waiting 86 00:04:29,650 --> 00:04:30,650 for. 87 00:04:31,770 --> 00:04:33,490 You gotta hurry, because we're being watched. 88 00:04:36,530 --> 00:04:38,490 I like being watched. I'm an exhibition. 89 00:04:39,470 --> 00:04:40,610 I'm actually getting turned on. 90 00:04:40,890 --> 00:04:41,890 Oh, hi! 91 00:04:42,520 --> 00:04:45,500 Did you know we were going to find you today? Because those are some sexy man 92 00:04:45,500 --> 00:04:50,580 panties. No, I'll have you know that I never wear gray, so I just totally did 93 00:04:50,580 --> 00:04:51,820 not expect to get naked today. 94 00:04:52,300 --> 00:04:53,900 Oh, do you want me to hold your glasses? 95 00:04:55,060 --> 00:04:56,060 I'll do that for you. 96 00:04:57,020 --> 00:04:58,700 And also, these are custom-made titanium. 97 00:04:59,180 --> 00:05:02,420 I cannot lose those. They're one of a kind. You have to hold on to those. Do 98 00:05:02,420 --> 00:05:03,540 you use this also as cock rings? 99 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:05,000 Absolutely. Well, they're too small. 100 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:08,520 Let's do a close-up. 101 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:13,120 Okay, 102 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:14,620 just do it. I'm scared for you. 103 00:05:15,300 --> 00:05:17,820 All right, no strategy. You're just fucking rolling it. 104 00:05:18,500 --> 00:05:19,900 Now he's got his shoes on. 105 00:05:21,980 --> 00:05:25,300 Do it from the ground. Get on the board. Are you scared? 106 00:05:25,840 --> 00:05:26,840 Are you scared? 107 00:05:27,900 --> 00:05:28,900 Ready? 108 00:05:38,350 --> 00:05:39,350 He was looking at it. 109 00:05:41,090 --> 00:05:43,430 Oh, my God. 110 00:05:43,990 --> 00:05:45,810 That hurt even to look at it. 111 00:05:47,010 --> 00:05:48,010 How was it? 112 00:05:49,870 --> 00:05:54,670 Is it cold? No? Really? A little bit? 113 00:05:55,510 --> 00:05:56,510 Yes. 114 00:05:56,810 --> 00:05:58,810 All right, now let's see your manhood. Is it small? 115 00:05:59,890 --> 00:06:00,890 Yes. 116 00:06:04,850 --> 00:06:07,230 Now we've got you next, sir. Would you like to do it next? 117 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:13,600 I will give you $5. I'm not jumping off. No fear. This man will show you his 118 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:14,900 penis, and I'll give you $5. 119 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:16,160 No. No? 120 00:06:16,420 --> 00:06:17,820 What if I show you my penis? 121 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:21,320 New York. New York, you did me proud. 122 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:23,620 How cold was that, though? Seriously. 123 00:06:24,340 --> 00:06:26,300 It was very cold. I actually took a breath away. 124 00:06:26,700 --> 00:06:28,300 You know what actually keeps me warm, though? 125 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:29,660 I start posing. 126 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:31,800 Oh. 127 00:06:32,180 --> 00:06:36,100 Oh. That is one man beat. That is a man beat. 128 00:06:36,780 --> 00:06:40,520 You know what, though? The funny part about all this is that we're really not 129 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:41,800 going to give you any money. It's a joke. 130 00:06:42,060 --> 00:06:47,160 You did it for free. You did it for New York. It was worth it. No, just kidding. 131 00:06:47,220 --> 00:06:49,940 I'm going to give you all your jewelry back. You're going to get $200. You're 132 00:06:49,940 --> 00:06:52,580 an excellent sport. Thank you. We were all worried about hypothermia, but look 133 00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:55,200 at you. You're kick-ass. Didn't do a thing because you're from New York. 134 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:57,140 So here's your chrome cock rings. 135 00:06:57,580 --> 00:06:59,380 Thank you. But here's the important part. 136 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:01,600 You need to take this money. Right. 137 00:07:02,280 --> 00:07:06,100 Look at the camera and say, I got wet with money talks. I got wet with money 138 00:07:06,100 --> 00:07:07,100 talks. Yeah! 139 00:07:07,500 --> 00:07:08,500 Hi, guys. 140 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:09,880 How are we doing? 141 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:23,620 So we're going to see if we can find some guy to tea bag a 142 00:07:23,620 --> 00:07:24,620 fucking pizza. 143 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:27,080 Hi, guys. 144 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:28,920 How are you? May I talk to you for a moment? 145 00:07:30,500 --> 00:07:31,660 Punks? Whatever. 146 00:07:32,250 --> 00:07:33,250 Hi guys, how are you? 147 00:07:34,130 --> 00:07:38,670 Great, okay, I'm with Money Talks and what we do is we're a show and we like 148 00:07:38,670 --> 00:07:44,030 to find handsome men like yourself to do crazy tricks with some cash. 149 00:07:44,250 --> 00:07:45,530 You guys need some cash, right? 150 00:07:47,130 --> 00:07:48,130 Okay, 151 00:07:48,450 --> 00:07:49,369 use my imagination. 152 00:07:49,370 --> 00:07:52,370 Ooh, I love dogs and I love balls. 153 00:07:52,590 --> 00:07:55,790 So would you be willing to teabag a hot dog? 154 00:07:56,750 --> 00:07:57,750 Teabag a hot dog. 155 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:01,320 That would be great and so sexy. 156 00:08:01,620 --> 00:08:04,620 Oh, no, we're a show. We're a very professional show called Money Talk. 157 00:08:05,040 --> 00:08:06,220 Okay? 20 bucks. 158 00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:10,580 20 bucks a tea day hot dog. Can I see the hot dog? We need to get a hot dog. 159 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:11,659 Do we have a hot dog? 160 00:08:11,660 --> 00:08:14,740 It's in New York. We'll find a hot dog real quick. Yeah, we'll get a hot dog at 161 00:08:14,740 --> 00:08:16,360 fucking Flink or Street. 162 00:08:16,900 --> 00:08:18,180 Pizza. How about pizza? 163 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:23,400 Wait, why is this all on me? 164 00:08:24,460 --> 00:08:26,460 Well, all of you guys can do it. 165 00:08:27,460 --> 00:08:28,460 It's 20 bucks each? 166 00:08:29,180 --> 00:08:32,059 Yeah. What the 167 00:08:32,059 --> 00:08:37,640 fuck are they talking about? 168 00:08:38,460 --> 00:08:41,299 I can give you more loot. Come back here. Let's negotiate, okay? 169 00:08:41,500 --> 00:08:42,900 I'll give you 50 bucks. 50 bucks. 170 00:08:43,100 --> 00:08:44,100 50 each? Yeah. 171 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:45,540 A pizza. 172 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,080 Yeah, a pizza. Yeah. 173 00:08:47,780 --> 00:08:50,460 All right, let's go get the pizza. Hold on, hold on. How about this, okay? 174 00:08:50,740 --> 00:08:54,480 I'm going to give one of you guys 50 bucks a pizza, and I'll give another 175 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:57,150 guy... 200 bucks to eat it. 176 00:08:57,390 --> 00:08:58,770 Holy shit. 177 00:08:59,470 --> 00:09:00,670 That's good tea bag by your boy. 178 00:09:00,970 --> 00:09:03,390 Fat skinned, skinned to cheese. 179 00:09:04,450 --> 00:09:07,810 Like a bald, bald skinned to cheese pizza. It's a little bit of that. 180 00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:11,450 That's easy, I'll get it in a second. 200 bucks? 181 00:09:11,750 --> 00:09:14,970 Alright, you guys can tea bag, I'll eat the pizza. Fuck yeah, that's a good one. 182 00:09:15,490 --> 00:09:16,490 I'll eat the pizza. 183 00:09:16,770 --> 00:09:17,770 Drop him. 184 00:09:17,850 --> 00:09:19,430 Both of them, go. Drop it. 185 00:09:30,650 --> 00:09:31,650 Do it, do it, do it up. 186 00:09:56,130 --> 00:10:01,490 oh yeah oh too bad for the ladies 187 00:10:24,319 --> 00:10:26,060 Did you guys shower at all? 188 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:29,700 Honestly, good luck for you, Mike. 189 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:38,580 He's getting a taste of his boy's own medicine. 190 00:10:42,090 --> 00:10:43,049 No, nothing. 191 00:10:43,050 --> 00:10:44,050 Nothing. 192 00:10:48,270 --> 00:10:49,850 He's getting paid though, baby. 193 00:10:50,070 --> 00:10:51,070 He is getting paid. 194 00:10:51,550 --> 00:10:52,630 You guys, is he good? 195 00:10:53,150 --> 00:10:55,990 No, you gotta finish that shit, bro. Eat the whole pizza. That's what they say. 196 00:10:56,330 --> 00:10:59,550 All that shit. You have to even rub them on the crust. 197 00:10:59,850 --> 00:11:02,710 Do you want to? Do you want to? I didn't rub them on the crust. 198 00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:05,370 Yeah, rub it again. 199 00:11:05,570 --> 00:11:06,570 Rub it again. 200 00:11:06,970 --> 00:11:07,970 Damn. 201 00:11:08,570 --> 00:11:09,730 Give him a little extra cheese on the taco. 202 00:11:10,450 --> 00:11:13,530 Tell me that is not on the fucking crust. 203 00:11:14,250 --> 00:11:15,250 Go for it. 204 00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:17,030 Fuck. No. 205 00:11:18,730 --> 00:11:19,730 Woo. 206 00:11:20,530 --> 00:11:21,530 Almost there, 207 00:11:22,190 --> 00:11:23,910 baby. Almost there. All right, boys. 208 00:11:24,210 --> 00:11:25,210 Come to me. 209 00:11:25,590 --> 00:11:27,330 Oh, wait. I owe him a kiss. Okay. 210 00:11:28,170 --> 00:11:29,170 Okay. 211 00:11:29,570 --> 00:11:30,570 $50 for you. That was sweet. 212 00:11:31,490 --> 00:11:32,490 $50 for you. 213 00:11:33,210 --> 00:11:38,150 And $200 for you. All right. Awesome. Nice. Now, boys, look at the camera, and 214 00:11:38,150 --> 00:11:39,150 you're going to say, money talks. 215 00:11:39,390 --> 00:11:40,790 Money talks, baby. 216 00:11:41,210 --> 00:11:42,210 Yes, it does. 217 00:11:42,290 --> 00:11:45,110 All right. The sun is about to go down in New York City, and I have a long 218 00:11:45,110 --> 00:11:48,660 checklist. Not a shopping list, but a checklist. So Moneypox looks at things I 219 00:11:48,660 --> 00:11:51,900 need to do. I want to see some boobies. I want to see somebody lick a pole. 220 00:11:52,180 --> 00:11:54,860 But a dirty-ass subway pole, that one's going to be hard to find. 221 00:11:55,100 --> 00:11:57,960 All right, New York City is full of characters. That's why I love this 222 00:11:57,960 --> 00:12:01,360 place. And I see one right here, all by her lonesome. How are you doing today? 223 00:12:01,560 --> 00:12:02,119 Oh, hi. 224 00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:03,120 Don't be scared. 225 00:12:03,700 --> 00:12:05,080 Okay. Are you off in dreamland? 226 00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:09,740 Yes. Well, your dreams are about to come true. You are talking to Moneypox.com. 227 00:12:09,860 --> 00:12:11,240 We make dreams come true with money. 228 00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:14,460 Wow. Yeah, but in return, you've got to do some fucked up shit. 229 00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:15,860 Oh. 230 00:12:16,229 --> 00:12:19,070 No. I don't know if I could... She says no. She doesn't even know what it is. 231 00:12:19,090 --> 00:12:20,090 It's not that bad. 232 00:12:20,190 --> 00:12:23,230 I'm going to take you to a New York subway, all right? We're going to find a 233 00:12:23,230 --> 00:12:24,870 pole, and you're going to look at it. 234 00:12:25,830 --> 00:12:26,830 I'm too beautiful. 235 00:12:27,170 --> 00:12:28,990 You are too beautiful, but let's see that tongue. 236 00:12:30,390 --> 00:12:33,250 All right, that's a nice tongue. I like it. Now we're talking money. I'm going 237 00:12:33,250 --> 00:12:35,970 to give you money to do this, so before you just say no that you're too badass 238 00:12:35,970 --> 00:12:37,910 to do it, listen for the money, all right? 239 00:12:38,130 --> 00:12:39,130 Ten bucks. 240 00:12:39,390 --> 00:12:42,390 No. Ten bucks, and I won't make it too salty with urine. I'll find, like you 241 00:12:42,390 --> 00:12:43,390 know, a mediocre one. 242 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:45,840 Thirty. 30 buck? 243 00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:48,740 Let's go 50. 244 00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:51,520 30 to 50, I'll give you 40 buck. 245 00:12:51,860 --> 00:12:55,300 40. You'll do it for 40? Absolutely. But you have to tongue the shit out of this 246 00:12:55,300 --> 00:12:56,199 pole. Yeah! 247 00:12:56,200 --> 00:13:00,300 Like it's your long-lost lover that just wants to lick him senseless. Let's go do 248 00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:01,300 this now while she's tongue. 249 00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:02,580 That tongue. 250 00:13:04,140 --> 00:13:06,820 All right, we are here on the subway. You ready to do this? 251 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:09,040 Absolutely. I swear this pole looks clean. 252 00:13:09,940 --> 00:13:13,120 Oh, my God. I don't think hundreds of people touch this in rush hour. You're 253 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:16,660 not in it. All right, let's not waste any time. You've got a minute, pretty 254 00:13:16,660 --> 00:13:19,400 much. 30 seconds to a minute to do this, and I want you to lick the shit out of 255 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:22,580 it. Okay. Give the best licking fellatio you've given in your life. 256 00:13:23,340 --> 00:13:25,140 Like you'll love it. All right, you ready? 257 00:13:25,460 --> 00:13:26,219 I'm ready. 258 00:13:26,220 --> 00:13:27,220 Go work that pole. 259 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:33,140 She's darting at the bottom. 260 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,520 Oh, this is foul. 261 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:37,200 This is foul. 262 00:13:38,510 --> 00:13:41,630 I think she's getting off on it, ladies and gentlemen. I'm kind of freaked out. 263 00:13:42,170 --> 00:13:44,290 And so is everybody else on the subway. 264 00:13:48,150 --> 00:13:54,310 I think she's hungry, ladies and gentlemen. 265 00:13:54,530 --> 00:14:01,470 Hungry. And this girl is talking dirty 266 00:14:01,470 --> 00:14:02,470 shit right now. 267 00:14:04,650 --> 00:14:07,010 She's making sad effects, and she likes it. 268 00:14:09,900 --> 00:14:10,900 Let me see your tongue. 269 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:13,480 Now go try and find somebody on the subway to make out with you. 270 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:16,840 No, just kidding. Just kidding. Don't do that. That's bad. People will get mad at 271 00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:17,840 you. This is New York City. 272 00:14:18,540 --> 00:14:21,380 All right. That was fucking amazing. And that takes some balls to do the kind of 273 00:14:21,380 --> 00:14:22,380 licking you just did. 274 00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:27,780 Absolutely. Did it taste good? It tasted like metal mixed with fingertips. 275 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,200 Like salty balls? 276 00:14:29,460 --> 00:14:30,460 Yeah. Yeah. 277 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:31,920 Here's your money. You deserve it. 278 00:14:32,380 --> 00:14:33,380 Money licks. 279 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:34,640 It sure does. 280 00:14:35,340 --> 00:14:37,080 We're looking for the next American Guido. 281 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:39,360 So we're going to do a Guido makeover. 282 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,080 Perfect. 283 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:43,680 Hi, excuse me. Pardon me. Hi. 284 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:45,920 Would you mind talking to me for one moment? 285 00:14:46,140 --> 00:14:47,820 Yes. My name is Janie. How are you? 286 00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:49,100 We are from Holland. 287 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:50,660 Pardon? We are from Holland. 288 00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:52,160 Welcome from Holland. 289 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:56,460 Where was Money Talks? Money Talks is a show, okay? What we do, we like to find 290 00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:57,460 people. 291 00:14:57,620 --> 00:15:01,760 awesome people like yourself to do crazy stunts for some cash. 292 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,260 Oh, no, thank you. 293 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:04,880 But you don't even know what I want you to do. 294 00:15:05,620 --> 00:15:08,560 I'm not doing crazy stunts. It's not that crazy. 295 00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:10,260 And it could be a lot of money. 296 00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:12,080 Okay. 297 00:15:12,220 --> 00:15:15,320 Okay, so the stunt is I want to give you a Guido makeover. 298 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:17,640 Do you know what a Guido is? No. 299 00:15:18,380 --> 00:15:19,620 He doesn't know what a Guido is. 300 00:15:19,860 --> 00:15:21,980 Okay, have you ever seen Growing Up Gotti? 301 00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:23,360 No, I've never seen it. 302 00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:25,620 I see two guys over here. Okay, we're going to get them. 303 00:15:25,950 --> 00:15:27,150 See, they'll do the daddy bit. 304 00:15:27,950 --> 00:15:29,890 Hey guys, what's going on? How are you? 305 00:15:30,550 --> 00:15:31,550 I'm good. 306 00:15:32,050 --> 00:15:32,969 I'm Jamie. 307 00:15:32,970 --> 00:15:33,970 I'm with Money Talk. 308 00:15:34,470 --> 00:15:35,550 Have you heard of our show before? 309 00:15:35,950 --> 00:15:40,310 No. Okay, well what it is, is it's a reality show and we get people to do 310 00:15:40,310 --> 00:15:43,090 crazy shit for some money. You need to make some money? 311 00:15:43,390 --> 00:15:44,389 I could use it. 312 00:15:44,390 --> 00:15:48,750 Yeah? Okay, well what I want to do is I'd like to make a Guido makeover on you 313 00:15:48,750 --> 00:15:50,070 guys. Would you be willing to do that? 314 00:15:50,810 --> 00:15:52,150 First of all, do you know what a Guido is? 315 00:15:52,990 --> 00:15:54,370 Yeah, Italian, Italian. 316 00:15:54,730 --> 00:15:56,330 Okay, yeah, it's in Italian. 317 00:16:05,290 --> 00:16:09,510 So what we're going to do is I'm going to pay you guys, okay, to dress up like 318 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:12,050 guidos. I'm going to spray paint your faces orange, you know, because you know 319 00:16:12,050 --> 00:16:13,330 how they do that fake tan stuff. 320 00:16:14,990 --> 00:16:15,990 Know what? 321 00:16:16,090 --> 00:16:17,090 I don't know. 322 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:19,400 You don't even know how much money I'm going to give you. We're going to spray 323 00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:21,440 paint your faces orange, like, you know, tan. 324 00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:25,760 And we're going to dress you up in some, like, ghetto clothes. And we're going to 325 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:26,760 make you look like Guidos. 326 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,640 How much are we getting paid for this? I've got $20. 327 00:16:31,540 --> 00:16:32,640 I don't know about that. 328 00:16:32,980 --> 00:16:33,980 Nah, that's not enough. 329 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:34,979 $20 is enough. 330 00:16:34,980 --> 00:16:36,160 $20. I got $25. 331 00:16:37,900 --> 00:16:40,180 I don't know if I would do it for that one. Come on. 332 00:16:40,620 --> 00:16:42,120 More than that. That's not enough. $50. 333 00:16:42,380 --> 00:16:44,820 $50. I'll give it to both of you guys. $50 a piece. 334 00:16:45,370 --> 00:16:46,430 To dress up like Guidos. 335 00:16:47,170 --> 00:16:48,170 Yeah, definitely. 336 00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:52,710 Yeah? You'll do it? Alright, perfect. 337 00:16:53,190 --> 00:16:54,610 I bring you the sauce. 338 00:16:55,730 --> 00:16:56,830 Take off your shirt. 339 00:17:00,010 --> 00:17:01,010 Spike his hair. 340 00:17:01,810 --> 00:17:05,089 Okay? Like, major spike his hair. Like, major. 341 00:17:05,310 --> 00:17:06,530 Like, lots of gel. 342 00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:07,790 Like, lots of gel. 343 00:17:08,349 --> 00:17:11,310 Lots of fucking gel, because that's what they do. That's what Guidos do. 344 00:17:11,510 --> 00:17:12,950 Now, spike that shit. 345 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,740 Come on, lack of it, spike it, spike it. 346 00:17:17,220 --> 00:17:18,680 I think we need a little more. 347 00:17:19,619 --> 00:17:21,220 Come on, you gotta get in there. 348 00:17:21,619 --> 00:17:23,599 This is Guido style, baby. 349 00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:28,420 Nice, you're looking good, baby. Sexy, for sure. 350 00:17:30,460 --> 00:17:31,960 My hands are a little sticky. 351 00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:33,560 Okay. 352 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:45,480 I can spray paint, so close your eyes. 353 00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:47,860 Close them, and everybody stand back. 354 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:53,840 This is what fetus really look like, baby. 355 00:17:54,460 --> 00:17:55,460 Chin. 356 00:17:58,520 --> 00:17:59,520 That's good? 357 00:18:00,020 --> 00:18:00,939 We got it? 358 00:18:00,940 --> 00:18:01,940 Okay. 359 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:03,320 Okay, everybody watch out. 360 00:18:05,420 --> 00:18:06,680 You look good, Pan. 361 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:11,800 Did I get it? 362 00:18:12,940 --> 00:18:13,919 What do you think? 363 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:15,060 Do I look like weed eyes? 364 00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:18,000 Alright, come here. Stand right here, guys. Stand right next to her. 365 00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:19,980 You guys did a great job. 366 00:18:21,180 --> 00:18:24,640 Like they dance, you know? Okay. 367 00:18:27,300 --> 00:18:28,300 Give me the cash. 368 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:29,440 Fifty for you. 369 00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:31,280 How do you feel? 370 00:18:31,340 --> 00:18:32,820 I feel great. You look great. 371 00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:34,280 And fifty for you. 372 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:35,680 How do you feel? 373 00:18:35,860 --> 00:18:36,860 I feel good. 374 00:18:37,140 --> 00:18:39,660 Well, you look great. Okay, look into the camera and say, Money Talks. 375 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:42,100 Money Talks. Money Talks. 376 00:18:43,460 --> 00:18:45,640 Ooh, we've got a girl coming up on us now. 377 00:18:47,740 --> 00:18:48,740 Hi, 378 00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:50,080 baby. How are you? 379 00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:53,480 I'm great, thank you. I'm Janie. I'm with Money Talks. What's your name? 380 00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:57,980 Rachel. We like to find beautiful women like yourself to do some crazy things 381 00:18:57,980 --> 00:18:58,980 for some money. 382 00:18:59,220 --> 00:19:01,840 No, that's okay. Can we stop for a second? All right. 383 00:19:02,380 --> 00:19:06,320 Okay. What I would like from you is I would love, because since you have such 384 00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:10,100 a beautiful body, I would love to see your boobs. 385 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:12,560 Yeah? So maybe a titty flush? 386 00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:18,510 No. Since you're hot, since you're hot, okay, and since we'd really love to see 387 00:19:18,510 --> 00:19:19,510 you, I'm going to give you $100. 388 00:19:21,770 --> 00:19:24,350 You want to do it for $100? 389 00:19:24,590 --> 00:19:27,890 I mean, just for me, and we'll do it in the phone booth. Really? 390 00:19:28,530 --> 00:19:29,389 All right. 391 00:19:29,390 --> 00:19:30,390 Okay, cool. 392 00:19:30,830 --> 00:19:31,789 Come here. 393 00:19:31,790 --> 00:19:34,690 What we're going to do is we're going to go into this phone booth over here, 394 00:19:34,730 --> 00:19:38,030 okay? So nobody can see, because there's, like, 15-year-old kids, like, 395 00:19:38,030 --> 00:19:40,770 following us around, because, of course, they want to see us both, you know? 396 00:19:41,090 --> 00:19:42,090 Okay. 397 00:19:42,380 --> 00:19:43,339 And here we go. 398 00:19:43,340 --> 00:19:45,100 And we're blocking, blocking. 399 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:51,440 Very nice. 400 00:19:52,620 --> 00:19:53,620 Very nice. 401 00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:54,700 I like it. 402 00:19:55,020 --> 00:19:56,020 I do. 403 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:58,800 I'm going to put this right here with you. 404 00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:00,740 Woo! 405 00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:02,480 Great, baby. 406 00:20:10,890 --> 00:20:13,910 It's a really rainy, shitty day in New York City, so we try and take advantage 407 00:20:13,910 --> 00:20:16,510 of things and people, so we're going to try and do that right now. Take 408 00:20:16,510 --> 00:20:18,730 advantage of these rainy, dirty-ass New York City puddles. 409 00:20:19,070 --> 00:20:20,490 And I like these guys right here. 410 00:20:21,490 --> 00:20:23,250 Excuse me, boys. Can I talk to you for a second? 411 00:20:23,510 --> 00:20:24,830 Yeah. Whoa, where's everyone going? 412 00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:28,050 Your friends just abandoned you. They just bailed. I think they're scared of 413 00:20:28,050 --> 00:20:29,190 cameras. So guess what? 414 00:20:29,450 --> 00:20:31,810 He's the lucky contestant. You're the lucky winner. 415 00:20:32,210 --> 00:20:34,070 What? You get to play Money Talk. 416 00:20:34,730 --> 00:20:35,910 What just happened? 417 00:20:36,350 --> 00:20:37,309 Okay, money talks. 418 00:20:37,310 --> 00:20:40,030 All right, I'm going to give you money to do some fucked up crazy shit. We're 419 00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:42,110 an online interview. I'll do some fucked up shit for money. You'll do some fucked 420 00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:45,190 up shit for money? Hell yeah. All right, it's a cold day. Okay. You're a skinny 421 00:20:45,190 --> 00:20:46,190 guy. Yeah. 422 00:20:46,310 --> 00:20:48,450 So you look like you need to put some meat on your bones. I'm going to give 423 00:20:48,450 --> 00:20:53,190 you 20 bucks. I want you to jump in one of these dirty ass New York City puddles 424 00:20:53,190 --> 00:20:54,670 and then lick it like a little kitty cat. 425 00:20:55,270 --> 00:20:56,410 Not for 20 fucking bucks. 426 00:20:56,650 --> 00:20:59,210 20 bucks gets you both. No, no, I don't do that. All right, all right, all 427 00:20:59,210 --> 00:21:02,110 right. We're talking money, so we'll talk a little more. 50 bucks. 100 bucks. 428 00:21:02,830 --> 00:21:03,830 100 bucks. 429 00:21:04,250 --> 00:21:07,270 $100, but you have to make it kick-ass. I want two belly flops in these puddles, 430 00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:09,070 and I want you to lick the shit out of it. 431 00:21:09,450 --> 00:21:10,750 All right, whatever. They're going to be dirty. 432 00:21:10,950 --> 00:21:13,810 Yeah, for $100, I'll do that shit. You'll do it? A lot of licking, though. 433 00:21:13,850 --> 00:21:14,809 I want to see you swallow. 434 00:21:14,810 --> 00:21:16,250 You swallow, by the way? Huh? 435 00:21:16,450 --> 00:21:17,189 You swallow? 436 00:21:17,190 --> 00:21:18,190 No, no. 437 00:21:18,290 --> 00:21:20,830 Good to know. All right, let's do this. Dirty New York City puddle. 438 00:21:21,950 --> 00:21:23,090 I like this puddle, right? 439 00:21:23,870 --> 00:21:26,390 These are good puddles right here. Take a look at that. 440 00:21:27,010 --> 00:21:28,010 You ready? 441 00:21:28,430 --> 00:21:29,990 When I say go, you do it. Get in there. 442 00:21:30,430 --> 00:21:31,610 Roll around, belly farm, go! 443 00:21:31,990 --> 00:21:33,930 Go! Go to the next one! Go to the next one! 444 00:21:34,650 --> 00:21:35,650 Go to the next one! 445 00:21:36,150 --> 00:21:38,470 No, lick the, lick the puddle! No, turn, turn, turn! 446 00:21:45,290 --> 00:21:46,870 Lick this one, lick this one! Bad kitty! 447 00:21:47,190 --> 00:21:48,190 Like a kitty! 448 00:21:48,830 --> 00:21:49,830 Like a kitty! 449 00:21:50,850 --> 00:21:51,850 Oh! 450 00:21:52,950 --> 00:21:55,150 Dude, that was gross, are you okay? 451 00:21:55,870 --> 00:21:56,990 Just get, just get down! 452 00:21:57,520 --> 00:22:00,380 Right here at this puddle. And just do a little licking action. 453 00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:01,860 Like you're a cat. 454 00:22:02,060 --> 00:22:03,060 Like you're a kitty cat. 455 00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:06,200 Show that you're licking it. We need to believe this. 456 00:22:10,340 --> 00:22:11,340 Look at that. 457 00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:13,519 That's nice. 458 00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:17,000 Give you a second. And hold up your money. Look at the camera. And say, I 459 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,080 swallowed for money talk. 460 00:22:18,300 --> 00:22:20,500 I swallowed for money talk. Yes, you did. 461 00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:21,900 Made $130. 462 00:22:24,020 --> 00:22:25,020 Got buzzed in. 463 00:22:28,750 --> 00:22:30,130 Okay. Hi, welcome. 464 00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:31,350 How are you? 465 00:22:31,530 --> 00:22:32,970 Can I help you with something today? 466 00:22:33,650 --> 00:22:34,650 Okay. 467 00:22:36,030 --> 00:22:42,810 I'm looking for something, you know, I have a budget, so definitely a diamond 468 00:22:42,810 --> 00:22:44,670 chain. Something like this that I was looking for. 469 00:22:45,230 --> 00:22:47,710 Okay. Which one of those do you like better? 470 00:22:48,710 --> 00:22:51,370 I like this one. This is actually my favorite one. 471 00:22:51,610 --> 00:22:53,210 Wait, you like the one with less diamonds? 472 00:22:54,530 --> 00:22:59,070 Well, I prefer less damage because if I were to wear this one, AJ seems like I'm 473 00:22:59,070 --> 00:23:01,150 just adding myself too much flash. 474 00:23:01,670 --> 00:23:04,590 I like something, I like the simple, the better. 475 00:23:05,010 --> 00:23:08,510 He wants to buy a special someone the gift, and he doesn't want to tell us who 476 00:23:08,510 --> 00:23:11,290 it is, so we're kind of pissed about that whole thing, too. 477 00:23:11,850 --> 00:23:13,150 Would you like to take a look at it? 478 00:23:13,670 --> 00:23:16,630 Yeah, could I? Both of those, actually. How much is it? How much is it before 479 00:23:16,630 --> 00:23:17,630 you take it out of there? 480 00:23:17,810 --> 00:23:23,590 This one is going for $5,000, and this one is going for $7,000. 481 00:23:24,590 --> 00:23:26,790 Let me see both of them. You want to see both? Sure. 482 00:23:27,570 --> 00:23:28,570 Spending that money, huh? 483 00:23:28,910 --> 00:23:32,870 She must be special. I wonder who she is. 484 00:23:33,150 --> 00:23:35,410 Well, always remember, a diamond is a girl's best friend. 485 00:23:35,890 --> 00:23:40,290 Really? So you always want to... How come you don't have any diamonds on you? 486 00:23:40,550 --> 00:23:41,550 Well, 487 00:23:42,350 --> 00:23:46,490 you know, money is pretty tight these days, although I do wish I could have 488 00:23:46,490 --> 00:23:47,930 it, but maybe someday, right? 489 00:23:49,220 --> 00:23:51,360 Maybe you could try it on for us at least. See how it looks on your neck? 490 00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:55,880 Sure. Yeah, definitely. I can't picture it. You have like the same skin tone, 491 00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:57,980 too. Of the special person? Yeah. 492 00:23:58,660 --> 00:23:59,660 Okay. 493 00:23:59,820 --> 00:24:01,420 Although you're much prettier in the face. 494 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:02,800 Oh, thank you. 495 00:24:03,140 --> 00:24:04,140 Oh, yeah. 496 00:24:04,180 --> 00:24:05,980 What's your name? I'll have to cut off your face. 497 00:24:06,700 --> 00:24:07,700 What's your name anyway, sweetheart? 498 00:24:08,260 --> 00:24:11,020 My name's Laila. Nice to meet you, Laila. And what's your name? 499 00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:14,000 Johnny. Johnny. Nice to meet you, Johnny. Nice to meet you. 500 00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:18,180 So how do you work here? Do you work off commission? 501 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,000 Or hourly? 502 00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:21,800 I work off commission. 503 00:24:22,020 --> 00:24:25,200 Commission? Yes, I do. How much did you make off that last guy? 504 00:24:26,300 --> 00:24:29,180 She made a killing. I'm sure you made a killing off that last guy. 505 00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:32,200 I sure did. 506 00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:33,440 Look at that spot. 507 00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:37,220 Need help putting it on? 508 00:24:37,420 --> 00:24:38,420 Yes, can you help me, John? 509 00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:40,240 Oh, what a gentleman. 510 00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:49,560 Yeah, I like that chain. 511 00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:57,120 You know how customers put chains on for you? 512 00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:00,780 Sometimes. Yeah. Only a true gentleman does. 513 00:25:01,140 --> 00:25:02,140 Of course. 514 00:25:02,220 --> 00:25:03,500 There you go. Let's see that. 515 00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:04,880 So what do you think? 516 00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:05,960 Hell yeah. 517 00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:07,700 That is pretty hot, huh? 518 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,620 Fuck yeah. I like the way it goes down almost, showing me a little bit of 519 00:25:10,620 --> 00:25:13,380 cleavage, but kind of keep it away. I like that shit. 520 00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:14,820 Do you think your girl will like this one? 521 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:16,800 Friend, not a girlfriend. 522 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:19,940 Who is it, though? Who's it for? It's a special friend. 523 00:25:20,140 --> 00:25:22,360 Ah, man. Come on, I'm giving you hints, dude. Some fucking bullshit. 524 00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:25,120 She's got the same, like, skin tone. I got you. 525 00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:26,640 Okay. 526 00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:30,020 I like it. That's cool. You might figure it out. I like that, though. How much 527 00:25:30,020 --> 00:25:30,939 did you say that was? 528 00:25:30,940 --> 00:25:32,000 This one is $5,000. 529 00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:33,360 $5,000? 530 00:25:33,500 --> 00:25:37,120 Yes. Can we get a little special or something? Can you do fucking some kind 531 00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:38,800 of thing for her? I can do $4,000. 532 00:25:39,060 --> 00:25:39,899 $4,000? 533 00:25:39,900 --> 00:25:41,380 It definitely looks great on you. 534 00:25:41,660 --> 00:25:42,660 $4,000? 535 00:25:43,140 --> 00:25:44,139 Nah, that's bullshit. 536 00:25:44,140 --> 00:25:45,880 Anyway, look at her. Now she takes out the calculator, huh? 537 00:25:46,350 --> 00:25:49,010 The old beauty trick. I know how it works down here. 538 00:25:49,670 --> 00:25:52,070 I can definitely do $4,000 for you. $4,000? 539 00:25:52,570 --> 00:25:53,509 What do you think? 540 00:25:53,510 --> 00:25:54,469 I don't think so. 541 00:25:54,470 --> 00:25:58,170 You don't think so? You don't think so? No. What do you think? I think $3,500. 542 00:25:59,130 --> 00:26:00,130 $3,500? 543 00:26:01,310 --> 00:26:05,250 Hold on. To really picture this right, can you unbutton these two buttons? 544 00:26:05,490 --> 00:26:06,830 Because that's how my girl wears it. 545 00:26:07,290 --> 00:26:09,730 I mean, my special friend. 546 00:26:10,050 --> 00:26:11,130 No? No. 547 00:26:14,159 --> 00:26:16,700 That's fucking that's messed up. I don't think I want the chain anymore. 548 00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:21,700 I know man I'm about ready to go to one of the old Asian ladies. You know their 549 00:26:21,700 --> 00:26:23,800 jewelry is not even worth it. Not worth it? 550 00:26:24,260 --> 00:26:29,180 Well, how can you be a good sales girl if I can't envision what I'm buying? 551 00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:33,500 Well, I'm a professional so the lowest I can do is $40,000. 552 00:26:34,380 --> 00:26:38,420 But since you are very good looking maybe I can do it for $3,500. 553 00:26:41,140 --> 00:26:42,220 That's what I'm talking about. 554 00:26:42,420 --> 00:26:43,780 Let's see how it looks again. Let me see. 555 00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:45,120 See right there? 556 00:26:45,540 --> 00:26:47,200 That's cool. Do you have one of those personally or no? 557 00:26:47,540 --> 00:26:51,740 Unfortunately, I don't have one of these for myself, although I do wish. 558 00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:53,840 But maybe someday. 559 00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:57,100 Maybe the man of my dreams can buy me one. 560 00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:58,680 Uh-oh. Really? 561 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:00,380 The man of her dreams. 562 00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:02,080 I think maybe we can help you out with that. 563 00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:05,420 Really? Yeah, we might be able to do a little something for you. 564 00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:09,280 You'd definitely sell a lot more jewelry if you had something like that on you. 565 00:27:09,900 --> 00:27:10,900 Hell yeah. 566 00:27:12,100 --> 00:27:13,360 Instead of just fake. 567 00:27:13,860 --> 00:27:14,860 It is fake? 568 00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:17,060 Why don't you put that one on? Let me see. 569 00:27:17,540 --> 00:27:18,540 No, 570 00:27:19,900 --> 00:27:20,920 that's not your take. 571 00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:23,360 How much does that one go for? 572 00:27:24,220 --> 00:27:25,220 This? Yeah. 573 00:27:25,500 --> 00:27:26,479 20 bucks. 574 00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:27,399 20 bucks? 575 00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:30,100 And the one you have right now is $3,500, huh? Yes, it is. 576 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:33,120 Yeah. What if I told you I wanted to buy you one of those, huh? 577 00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:36,480 Yeah. 578 00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:38,240 Hmm. 579 00:27:38,830 --> 00:27:41,850 I don't think that would be a problem. With small strings attached, if you know 580 00:27:41,850 --> 00:27:42,489 what I mean. 581 00:27:42,490 --> 00:27:43,309 What do you mean? 582 00:27:43,310 --> 00:27:44,310 A few strings. 583 00:27:44,510 --> 00:27:45,510 A few strings attached. 584 00:27:45,930 --> 00:27:47,570 And what are those few strings attached? 585 00:27:48,650 --> 00:27:49,650 Do you explain? 586 00:27:51,290 --> 00:27:52,350 You like the chain, right? 587 00:27:52,670 --> 00:27:55,270 I do love the chain. Yeah? The chain is gorgeous. 588 00:27:55,750 --> 00:27:56,950 Is there anything you like more than the chain? 589 00:27:58,230 --> 00:27:59,230 I'd rather have money. 590 00:28:00,230 --> 00:28:01,590 Money? I don't know. 591 00:28:01,850 --> 00:28:02,850 I have bills. 592 00:28:03,070 --> 00:28:07,550 Those are more important things right now. I never guessed. 593 00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:10,640 I thought you said a diamond was a woman's best friend. It is a woman's 594 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:12,760 best friend, but a woman does have priorities. 595 00:28:13,260 --> 00:28:15,460 Cash. So should money be your best friend? 596 00:28:15,660 --> 00:28:17,200 That is a feeling number two. 597 00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:18,800 Yeah, definitely. 598 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:23,340 Money is my best friend. So you're lying to us? So money talks, money talks. 599 00:28:23,820 --> 00:28:24,820 Yeah, 600 00:28:25,500 --> 00:28:26,500 I love money. 601 00:28:27,020 --> 00:28:29,840 All right, so you're offering me that chain for $3,500? 602 00:28:30,300 --> 00:28:31,660 Yes, I am $3,500. 603 00:28:32,060 --> 00:28:34,060 Hell yeah. 604 00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:36,780 I think we can spend that money a little more. 605 00:28:37,909 --> 00:28:40,290 Instead of buying my special present. 606 00:28:40,790 --> 00:28:42,770 We don't have credit cards, right? We have a bunch of cash. 607 00:28:43,290 --> 00:28:45,750 I got about $4,700 in this hand right here, right? 608 00:28:46,330 --> 00:28:47,890 And I think... Hey, 609 00:28:49,690 --> 00:28:50,830 hold on. Slow down there. 610 00:28:51,490 --> 00:28:53,330 Slow down there. Be careful now. 611 00:28:53,710 --> 00:28:54,710 What do you think? 612 00:28:55,070 --> 00:28:58,810 Do you think maybe give us a little peek of something underneath that dress? 613 00:28:58,870 --> 00:28:59,870 Maybe some money? 614 00:29:00,030 --> 00:29:01,250 I don't think so. 615 00:29:01,930 --> 00:29:04,390 Come on. Look how short that thing is. 616 00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:07,900 She's not going to show us any. How about just a little bit more leg? 617 00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:11,040 And a little more cleavage. Look at that look on your face. And you like him. 618 00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:12,200 You've been calling him by his first name. 619 00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:13,239 I know. 620 00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:16,140 Well, she's a sales girl. That's her job. Well, I'm a sales girl, you know. I 621 00:29:16,140 --> 00:29:19,720 always call my customers by their first name. 622 00:29:20,060 --> 00:29:21,060 Really? Yes. 623 00:29:21,220 --> 00:29:23,600 I saw you give the other customer your little business card, huh? Does that 624 00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:25,200 mean something's going to happen? 625 00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:27,740 Well, I showed him the right stuff, and... 626 00:29:28,270 --> 00:29:30,090 Gave him a nice smile, and he purchased it. 627 00:29:30,310 --> 00:29:33,110 I want to do the same thing. I want to do the same thing, right? 628 00:29:33,490 --> 00:29:38,150 Is our cash not good here? Yes, but my last customer, he didn't ask me to show 629 00:29:38,150 --> 00:29:41,170 my leg or to lift my skirt up. We want to see a little bit more than that, 630 00:29:41,230 --> 00:29:42,230 baby. 631 00:29:43,490 --> 00:29:46,250 Yeah, get something off the top. 632 00:29:46,490 --> 00:29:49,090 Take $100 for nothing. I'm serious. 633 00:29:49,550 --> 00:29:50,750 Hold on to that. Hold on to that. 634 00:29:51,190 --> 00:29:53,470 What I really want to do is get back to that chain subject, right? Okay. 635 00:29:53,690 --> 00:29:55,730 You're giving me that chain for $3,500, right? Right. 636 00:29:56,090 --> 00:29:57,650 I gave you $100, right? Right. 637 00:29:57,890 --> 00:29:59,030 So that's $3,400 left. 638 00:30:00,070 --> 00:30:03,330 What do you say, I don't know, maybe, can you shut these blinds or something? 639 00:30:03,390 --> 00:30:04,630 I don't know, earn the rest of this money? 640 00:30:06,470 --> 00:30:07,470 What do you think? 641 00:30:08,390 --> 00:30:10,030 I think I'll make something happen. 642 00:30:10,690 --> 00:30:13,210 You tell me when enough is enough, all right? 643 00:30:14,230 --> 00:30:16,190 I'll just sit back here and watch. Is that cool? 644 00:30:16,570 --> 00:30:18,070 Okay. Cool, we'll do something? 645 00:30:18,330 --> 00:30:22,130 Yes. Which of us get to, I don't know. 646 00:30:24,330 --> 00:30:25,810 I could definitely make something happen. 647 00:30:26,570 --> 00:30:27,570 What am I talking about? 648 00:30:28,510 --> 00:30:30,090 What about these people watching us out here? 649 00:30:30,790 --> 00:30:34,350 Well, I have blinds here, so when I close the door... There's blinds? So 650 00:30:34,350 --> 00:30:37,470 when I close the store, I always make sure I keep the blinds down. 651 00:30:37,830 --> 00:30:39,510 What about the cameras? Are you going to leave those on? 652 00:30:39,990 --> 00:30:40,990 Oh, shit. 653 00:30:41,170 --> 00:30:44,310 The boss is going to catch you. 654 00:30:44,510 --> 00:30:46,030 I want to buy those tapes. Hold on. 655 00:30:46,450 --> 00:30:47,990 I want to clear the footage. 656 00:30:48,610 --> 00:30:49,610 Oh, you can shut them off? 657 00:30:50,130 --> 00:30:51,130 Let's do it. 658 00:30:51,150 --> 00:30:52,670 I'm the boss here. You're the boss? 659 00:30:52,970 --> 00:30:55,170 Yes, I'm the boss. Can we get these blinds and maybe you'll be the boss of 660 00:30:55,170 --> 00:30:56,790 him? Sure. Let's go. 661 00:30:57,810 --> 00:30:59,810 Take a look at that sexy body. Damn. 662 00:31:05,630 --> 00:31:12,590 What about these here, too? We need to 663 00:31:12,590 --> 00:31:13,590 seal this place up. 664 00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:26,200 What are you thinking? 665 00:31:28,140 --> 00:31:34,120 You know, we haven't 666 00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:36,800 fully compensated just yet, sweetie. 667 00:31:37,500 --> 00:31:38,660 Fully compensated? 668 00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:42,820 Well, we don't give the money first. Let me help you with the blinds, and then 669 00:31:42,820 --> 00:31:43,820 we'll talk about money. 670 00:31:44,620 --> 00:31:47,740 I could probably, I don't know, give you half or something first, but I can't 671 00:31:47,740 --> 00:31:48,719 just give you everything. 672 00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:50,560 Let me help you. Oh, thank you. 673 00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:54,100 Sexy girl right there. 674 00:31:54,650 --> 00:31:56,970 Yeah, let's get the other blinds. Good job. 675 00:31:57,590 --> 00:31:59,050 Let's get the other blinds right here. 676 00:32:02,030 --> 00:32:05,550 So you usually do this with your customers? 677 00:32:08,610 --> 00:32:09,610 Yeah. 678 00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:11,790 A little feisty, too. 679 00:32:24,770 --> 00:32:25,970 Look at her getting those curtains. 680 00:32:31,830 --> 00:32:33,530 Now we got a little bit more privacy, huh? 681 00:32:34,010 --> 00:32:35,490 Yes, we do have a little bit more privacy. 682 00:32:35,810 --> 00:32:37,470 You got a little loose side to you, don't you? 683 00:32:39,030 --> 00:32:40,870 A loose side of me? Yeah. What do you mean? 684 00:32:41,170 --> 00:32:42,170 You know what I mean. 685 00:32:43,030 --> 00:32:44,950 The guy with the camera coming to the store. The guy with the weaknesses. 686 00:32:45,570 --> 00:32:50,630 Yeah. So, um, what do you think we should do? 687 00:32:51,290 --> 00:32:53,530 I think you should come up around the corner first. 688 00:32:55,500 --> 00:32:56,880 But for just $100? 689 00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:58,360 No, I got you. 690 00:32:58,900 --> 00:33:00,000 I got you some more money. 691 00:33:00,300 --> 00:33:01,300 What do we agree on? 692 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:04,200 For what? What's going to happen here? 693 00:33:07,340 --> 00:33:08,340 What's going to happen here? 694 00:33:11,860 --> 00:33:15,680 I might show you some sweetness. 695 00:33:26,340 --> 00:33:27,340 Here you go. 696 00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:37,460 Here's 14, right? 697 00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:40,200 I still need another two Gs, alright? 698 00:33:41,500 --> 00:33:43,700 But first I want you to come over here and show me what you're talking about. 699 00:33:44,140 --> 00:33:47,580 Why don't you show my buddy what diamonds really, what they're really 700 00:33:47,580 --> 00:33:48,580 for. 701 00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:55,020 Can we see a little bit more of what we talked about? 702 00:34:03,370 --> 00:34:05,190 You paid the highest commission in this building. 703 00:34:05,730 --> 00:34:09,330 I bet she is. I bet a lot of people do. I bet she is, right? I am. 704 00:34:11,350 --> 00:34:12,670 Can I see those things right there, please? 705 00:34:13,010 --> 00:34:14,010 Mm-hmm. 706 00:34:22,350 --> 00:34:23,370 That's what 707 00:34:23,370 --> 00:34:30,810 I'm 708 00:34:30,810 --> 00:34:31,810 talking about. 709 00:34:35,310 --> 00:34:36,310 What do you think? 710 00:34:39,250 --> 00:34:40,949 I like that little body. 711 00:34:41,429 --> 00:34:42,429 Oh, yeah. 712 00:34:50,070 --> 00:34:51,070 Definitely. 713 00:34:53,750 --> 00:34:54,750 Definitely. 714 00:34:55,449 --> 00:34:59,430 I want to see just a little more for $1,700 so far. 715 00:35:11,020 --> 00:35:14,120 Definitely gotta wear the sexy panties when you're selling jewelry, huh? 716 00:35:19,540 --> 00:35:21,840 Oh my god, I can't believe I'm doing this. 717 00:35:22,780 --> 00:35:23,780 Doing what? 718 00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:25,700 You're earning your commission. 719 00:35:26,740 --> 00:35:28,260 You know you've done this before, huh? 720 00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:29,640 Damn. 721 00:35:29,940 --> 00:35:30,940 That's my business. 722 00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:32,760 Sure it is, baby. 723 00:35:34,140 --> 00:35:36,520 We can't be the first people that came in at a proposition. 724 00:35:37,060 --> 00:35:40,070 Why don't you turn around and let... Does that shit hold your weight? You 725 00:35:40,070 --> 00:35:41,190 ever put your weight on that thing before? 726 00:35:41,710 --> 00:35:45,370 Nope, I've never put my weight on this. It's always been afraid to break it. 727 00:35:45,850 --> 00:35:48,270 Well, you better try. She's not afraid to try. 728 00:36:30,380 --> 00:36:31,480 Want me to get you that chair for you, baby? 729 00:36:32,340 --> 00:36:34,520 Remember, you're the boss. Just tell me what to do. I got you, look. 730 00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:39,760 Well, you know we're the first ones to get her on this counter. 731 00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:41,120 Yeah, yeah. 732 00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:43,740 Let's see what you got going on there. 733 00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:45,380 Open the leg up right there. 734 00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:47,800 Girl, it works for her, buddy. 735 00:38:48,580 --> 00:38:49,580 Hell yeah. 736 00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:20,980 It's in my brain. 737 00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:52,000 Do you like a slippery? 738 00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:10,900 What did we give her already? 739 00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:12,260 Gave her $1,400. 740 00:41:12,580 --> 00:41:13,580 $1,400? 741 00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:15,660 Yeah. We owe her another fucking $2,000. 742 00:41:17,180 --> 00:41:18,180 I don't understand. 743 00:41:19,060 --> 00:41:21,820 I'll give you $5,000 right now to keep on. Another $2,000 at completion. 744 00:41:22,380 --> 00:41:23,379 $5,000. Yeah. 745 00:41:23,380 --> 00:41:24,500 Give her $5,000 now. 746 00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:27,620 $5,000 more on you now. $1,500 at completion. $1,500 when we're done. 747 00:41:28,140 --> 00:41:29,240 All right. One. 748 00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:33,640 Don't stop. Keep on doing your thing. Give her another $5,000 when I come on 749 00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:34,399 your face. 750 00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:35,400 Okay. 751 00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:37,720 All over her face. 752 00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:40,780 15 on my face. 753 00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:44,520 Hey, you made a lot of money today. 754 00:41:44,740 --> 00:41:46,960 Don't tell me this isn't like your best day ever. 755 00:41:48,700 --> 00:41:50,380 I wish every day was a good day. 756 00:42:27,079 --> 00:42:29,960 Let me see that ass too, baby. Why don't you turn around for me real quick? 757 00:42:30,980 --> 00:42:31,980 Yeah, hell yeah. 758 00:42:32,380 --> 00:42:33,740 Turn around for me real quick. 759 00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:36,320 Oh, yeah. 760 00:42:37,420 --> 00:42:38,560 Shake that ass for me, baby. 761 00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:40,980 It's the first time I've been in a jewelry store. 762 00:42:43,980 --> 00:42:46,520 Is this all your first time you've been in a jewelry store? Yeah, with a naked 763 00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:47,520 girl in front of me. 764 00:42:49,820 --> 00:42:51,020 Hell yeah. 765 00:42:57,090 --> 00:42:58,310 You're closing your eyes. 766 00:43:16,730 --> 00:43:18,550 Let's see what gets you up on this town again. 767 00:45:58,730 --> 00:45:59,730 out there. See if anybody's there. 768 00:46:00,630 --> 00:46:02,410 You watching that door? You watching that door? 769 00:46:03,690 --> 00:46:04,690 Cops out there? 770 00:46:05,090 --> 00:46:06,230 Keep it down, baby. Keep it down. 771 00:46:06,550 --> 00:46:07,550 Security's outside. 772 00:57:54,700 --> 00:57:56,020 You want to make that money, you got to spend it. 773 00:59:38,259 --> 00:59:40,040 Damn girl, you just spit it all on the floor. 774 00:59:40,700 --> 00:59:43,100 I think we should deduct for that. 775 00:59:43,320 --> 00:59:44,320 Hell yeah. 776 00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:47,720 What do you think we're gonna do, baby? 777 00:59:48,320 --> 00:59:49,320 Round two? 778 00:59:51,340 --> 00:59:53,040 Earn that money you spilled on the floor? 779 00:59:55,140 --> 00:59:58,200 It's worth it, right, baby? 780 00:59:59,120 --> 01:00:00,120 Say money talks? 781 01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:01,440 Money talks, baby. 782 01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:03,040 Hell yeah. Go to hell, you know. 783 01:00:06,779 --> 01:00:07,698 $1,500? 784 01:00:07,700 --> 01:00:09,900 No deduction? The calculator ain't going to work this time? 785 01:00:10,860 --> 01:00:12,640 Can't we get a store discount? 786 01:00:13,920 --> 01:00:20,760 Head out for you. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. She 787 01:00:20,760 --> 01:00:21,760 still jerks you off. 788 01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:24,180 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. 789 01:00:24,660 --> 01:00:25,660 Here's $1,500. 790 01:00:26,340 --> 01:00:28,220 You can let go of his peepee now if you want, baby. 791 01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:31,100 Go ahead and count it. Make sure it's all there. 792 01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:39,340 Okay, we got to get out of here. 793 01:00:40,180 --> 01:00:41,740 Can you at least put his clothes on first? 794 01:00:42,340 --> 01:00:44,060 I want to get out of here now. 795 01:00:44,320 --> 01:00:45,320 Well done. 796 01:00:45,940 --> 01:00:46,759 Oh, yeah. 797 01:00:46,760 --> 01:00:47,760 I'm going to streak him. 798 01:00:49,740 --> 01:00:50,740 It's worth every drop. 799 01:00:56,060 --> 01:00:57,060 What do you think, D? 800 01:00:58,900 --> 01:01:00,820 Thumbs up. You're just quiet watching the door, huh? 801 01:01:01,140 --> 01:01:02,140 All thumbs. 802 01:01:02,220 --> 01:01:04,460 I can't believe we did this, huh? How do you feel now? 803 01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:05,618 Very good. 804 01:01:05,620 --> 01:01:06,299 Very good? 805 01:01:06,300 --> 01:01:07,300 Very good day. 806 01:01:10,419 --> 01:01:11,940 That's how you earn your money. Hell yeah. 807 01:01:12,640 --> 01:01:13,880 Give me a big kiss to the camera. 808 01:01:15,080 --> 01:01:17,000 Can you go ahead and buzz up so we can head out of here or what? 809 01:01:20,340 --> 01:01:21,520 He's all fucked up right now. 810 01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:23,860 Thank you, baby. 811 01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:26,220 Oh, one more time, one more time. 812 01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:28,580 I'll wait for you out there, nigga, man. 813 01:01:28,900 --> 01:01:30,200 Cool. Let's go, dude. Come on. 59856

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