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(Transcribed by TurboScribe. Upgrade to Unlimited to remove this message.) Bye.

Put that stuff away.

Yes, sorry, no.

I had a terrible day at work.

It needs a little prosecco.

So, I wish I was on a desert island, so I don't see

and I don't hear from anyone anymore.

Only on bed?

No.

Yes.

To our future.

Only beautiful things.

Why are they looking at us?

Who's watching us?

I don't have the stain.

I'm stained.

No.

Safe?

It's your paranoia.

Trust me.

What are you doing?

Love...

Will you marry me?

No!

No.

Coso?

I know how.

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Lucella always thinks that marriages are bullshit.

Marriage is a serious thing.

It's a commitment between two people.

It's a right we fought hard for and you

you spit on it.

But I don't spit on anything, just that...

That you can't make a commitment to me.

But we live together, more commitment than this.

You just don't understand.

You made me look like a total idiot in front of you.

to everyone.

You embarrassed me by staging that flash mob.

Memorable and romantic.

But you ruined everything.

But I'm not waiting for you.

Damn, I forgot our anniversary.

But as usual, the magic was more important.

But don't worry, we'll go with these guys too.

to travel.

To watch the Champions League?

What are you kidding me about, Peter?

You always say I'm not getting you anywhere.

But what do I care if you go on a trip?

In Paris last year we had fun against the

St. Germain.

Yes, you had fun.

I only saw the station and the stadium, not

you didn't even take me to see the Eiffel Tower.

And the dress didn't give us two penalties.

What do I care!

What should I do? It's been there for two thousand years.

But then sorry, you told me that we have the

rags in the ass.

You've spent a thousand times on these things.

And I distracted him.

Well yes.

No, no, no.

Well yes.

And that's it.

With these away games, with these home games and the

PTV.

When I play for Roma I can even die.

You haven't paid attention to me for years.

But you didn't even notice all this...

what I did for you.

But do you know how long it took me?

But do you realize or not that you sleep hugging each other?

to the melon pillow and not to me?

So, but I love you.

I don't know if you know the captain.

I can only say that, Peter, is that...

It's just that you're a real tough guy.

You're a jerk, you're an idiot.

Then if we really want it all morning long...

It's a breath that kills flies.

That thing there, how much did you pay for it?

That's authentic, it's the 4-0 ball with

Juventus.

He doesn't do any bullshit, I have it right there.

But Peter, don't bullshit yourself Peter.

He doesn't have it, I have it there.

Your love is Rome, I don't know about me, okay?

It is true?

No.

Yes.

No.

I found myself the number one of which they do.

Come on, what a tragedy.

Anyway, you should have talked to me about it in private, not in front of me.

all those people.

What difference should it make?

We would have talked about it together.

Come on, let's make it time.

Can you marry me?

For me, staying here no longer makes sense.

Goodbye.

What the fuck is this?

We were no good.

Caccia, can I sleep at your place tonight?

Why can I say no to you?

No.

Anyway, did you take the stuff from Rome?

And what do I do, I leave her.

It feels that way too.

Homer, are you all set for the opening?

Yes yes, I was looking at this work again.

Oh listen, then congratulations.

For what?

As for what, for the video.

What video?

The video.

I watched the video.

It's a shame that at a certain point it stops.

But I don't know how much of it is on video.

If they made a statement like that to me.

Homer, a disaster.

No, I wouldn't put you there too, please.

Do what?

But turning my finger in the crease, I already feel like one

laughing stock like that.

No, no, stop, stop, stop.

I'm talking about myself.

You can't understand what an asshole I went out with yesterday

will be.

But what did you do?

Don't tell me you're the only one in here who doesn't

has he seen that video yet.

Yes I saw it.

Of course, Andy, knowing you, didn't have such a great idea.

I was embarrassed in front of everyone.

But when is your wedding?

May.

Andy left me.

What?

I told you no, but the video stops

a second before my answer.

Don't tell me.

Listen, do you know what I think?

Yes, but marriage is not a religion.

You don't have to believe it.

The only thing that matters is that you love each other.

But this is not up for discussion.

But that's all that matters.

You know to me that it's the word forever

that gives me anxiety.

Andy's gone anyway.

I'm in pieces.

You don't have much bread, eh?

If only I had someone like Andy who asks me

to marry me.

Okay Vale, if my tastes change I'll let you know, eh.

Let's hope.

Hi, I can't wait to come to the wedding.

I'm already thinking about what dress to wear.

How about something in beige or fuchsia?

Yes, nice.

Very.

Perfect.

This is why I hate weddings.

People are obsessed with weddings.

It's like a collective madness.

But listen, what if we go next door and do something?

He doesn't even reply to my messages.

Look, you have to forget about these.

But then you told him that magic is worth more

of any anniversary?

Yes.

It's her.

Hi, do you want to earn 10,000 euros a month?

Promotional taste of their damned stuff.

What would that mean?

That's not her.

Why are you sleeping at my place?

Oh, and I have to buy earplugs too because I snore.

like the wild boar.

Oh, my goodness, now you're starting again, oh.

Peter!

We were hanging out for a bit and stopped by to say hello.

But you didn't get back together?

Yes.

Yes, we love each other very much.

He proposed to me and we got married.

Ah.

What are you saying, oh?

Is the oil all right?

Yes, all big, of course, of course.

Well.

Well, mind you, eh.

We are sending you the participation.

Of course not.

Come on, eh.

It's certain.

We are waiting for you.

It's certain.

The rings?

Come on, let's get the party favors.

Ah, the party favors.

They marry them too.

Everything's fine with the oil, huh?

Guys, I can't get this out of my head.

Do you know what your problem is?

It's just that you showed me what a man you are.

What should I do, give him less?

Are you such an idiot, are you?

No, you have to be romantic, you have to bring him a flower,

you have to serenade her, maybe you can hang her on the boat

and give him a kiss.

So they arrest me.

But no, nobody's arresting you, eh.

It's all a fake by any chance.

Women feel that first, the heat of desire,

Understood?

So they put you to the test, and you want to see if

you are a man.

You told me, didn't you?

You say?

But how do I say it?

Come on, now go away, first unload your little heart.

Let's download, let's download.

And now go away.

Hi, Lorenzo.

Hi, Barbara.

What are you doing here?

I love you so much.

Peter, I've already told you a thousand times that you here

you can't come, I'll do the work.

Did you understand?

You're making me lose my job, are you kidding?

Peter, that's enough, it's over.

Stop it, damn it.

Stop torturing me, stop.

Go away.

Well, what is it?

At work.

You broke up with Andy.

Are you crazy?

Mom, please don't get involved in this too.

Andy is nice, he loves you.

And then he adores me.

We're talking about my life, not yours.

And now who's going to take me shopping?

You are always busy.

You absolutely must get back together.

He's the one who left.

And go to Milan to Andy, win him over there.

Do something crazy, something romantic.

Send him flowers at home.

Yes, chrysanthemums, that wouldn't work.

But if you don't try.

Listen, Mom, can you say it?

You wanted a beautiful wedding.

Of course yes.

I think it is the desire of all mothers to see

their married children.

Yes, it also depends on how long it lasts, right, mom?

You sure are cruel, aren't you.

Listen, Mom, sorry, I wanted to...

But do you want me to call Andy?

No.

I know how to take it.

I'll call him now.

I know, but no.

I wanted to ask you something else.

So, I took out a mortgage on my house, right?

But I'm a little behind on payments.

But why, aren't you happy with your job?

Yes, yes, of course.

But now I'm alone and I had a little bit

of problems paying the installment.

Because I hadn't calculated that...

Just one month's salary, I swear.

Omer, love, I would be very happy to help you.

It's just that...

I don't have much availability at the moment.

What did you do this time?

I'm sorry, the money is my business.

If I made any mistakes you can't tell me

weigh for life.

It's just that...

In the last purchases you left me the zero and the

three on the bank transfer.

Yes, Mom, but you have to be careful on the internet, you

'I've said it many times.

It's all your fault.

It was you who taught me how to use the

computer.

Mother.

Listen, why don't you rent the other room?

You have a beautiful house.

I'm sure you'd find a roommate right away.

No no.

So you work in the area?

Yes, that would be very convenient.

When would you like to move?

Well, I don't know, I still have a few things to do.

actually fix it.

Look, I'm not so sure.

Do you mind if I think about it some more?

No, of course not.

I'll let you know as soon as possible.

If it's still available, that is.

Good day.

Oh.

Look, I don't know, there's something in this house

what people don't like?

Look, I don't think the problem is the house.

You say?

Maybe it's best if you take it off.

And then these player discs?

They're Andy's.

Do we want to shout out the window that we're gay?

Come on, it's worth it.

Come on, we better put them away.

But no, I don't want to hide the fact that I am

gay.

I don't want to be clear.

Yes, but for some people it could be a problem.

I wouldn't want to live with some people.

Listen, can I change the ad?

I write...

Homophobes abstain.

No, sorry, write gay friendly.

Ah, yes, better.

No, really, maybe you should take it off.

Because even if someone is not homophobic, he could still be...

feel a little strange.

Look, you're right, let's do what you say.

All right.

Here you go.

Are you an Inter Milan fan?

No, Andy is an Inter Milan fan.

That is, he's still an Inter fan, that is...

I miss him so much.

Hey, is the coffee out?

Cow.

Yes, hello.

Now let's burn this coffee too.

Cow.

Are you watching?

No, nothing.

Aren't you the porn, Zuzu?

Eh?

Eh, but it's a sin.

But thank you?

Oh, okay, that's the least I can do since I don't

make you sleep at night.

Look, San Ponte is down here, if you want.

you can go there too.

And then let me see what you're watching.

No, no, no, I'm going to act precious.

Are you watching?

Wow.

But what are you explaining, are you?

No, I mean...

I'm curious.

But you were abandoned, sorry?

Yes, but I created another profile for myself.

Why do you say you're afraid that maybe he'll see you?

another?

Eh?

Oh, did you forget?

But how do I do what's there?

Can you find me another one, how do you do it?

But I'm in love.

But if the last time I saw you you

I gave a pizza in the face that if not there

'erava the wall stavi again to turn.

But what are you saying?

But you told me to stomp my feet.

Oh well, I was wrong, oh well.

The relationship is there, there is adverse fate, do you want to understand?

And then I'll tell you the truth.

You worry me.

I see you wasted, emaciated, but...

But do you know how to eat?

But yes.

I have to take you to the doctor.

Maybe I should give you a pill for those mood boosters,

Understood?

Things like that.

I miss it.

And then this thing?

Did you find it at home?

No, that's another problem.

And did the hunter think of it for you?

And do you know about cacciara?

I came.

And the hunter thinks of everything, you know?

Here, look at this little thing.

Look what you did.

Why?

Did you choose my coffees?

What did I do?

Guard.

For rent, large room, bright elegant apartment, blah blah blah, what

Kitchen.

Third.

What are you bringing this friendly thing with you?

You are really ignorant, man.

Vai friendly.

Friendly payment.

If we agree, hum a hum.

Come on, right?

It's okay, okay.

One captain, there is only one captain.

HI.

HI.

Ah, you must be...

Peter.

Nice to meet you, Romero.

Nail.

Thank you.

Ah, this here would be your room.

This.

This.

Ah.

Well, nice.

It amuses me.

So you were saying you work in a warehouse?

Yes.

You?

I work in a museum.

Well, nice.

Are there dinosaurs too?

Come?

I mean, at the museum, are there dinosaurs?

Oh no, not dinosaurs.

No, I deal with contemporary art.

Oh well.

Are you having a good time?

Yes.

These last few years have been a bit of a crisis, but...

Do you want to have a drink?

Why not?

Well, if you want to stay here and get used to it in the meantime, I'll

so much preparation.

Thank you.

The house is beautiful.

It's big.

I didn't expect it to be like this.

Even paintings can curdle you.

Yes.

The price seems to me...

friendly.

It's just a shame that we think a little about certain things

otherwise.

That is to say?

Of me.

I'm not a Romanista like that.

I'm a Romanista like that!

And I could never live with the acial, nor even less

with a young man you should know how many of them I've had.

But all in all, the Interista is fine with me.

Ah, you say...

No, but look, I'm not really a fan of

soccer.

But you don't have to justify yourself.

Nobody's perfect and I still like you.

Thank you.

If it's okay with you, I'll take it.

Truly?

Yes.

Optimal.

And when would you like to come in?

Hmm...

Also...

no.

You will find out what you have to dream about.

Optimal.

Deal then.

Done deal.

HI.

So how's it going with the roommate?

Well, it's a bit messy, huh?

Is he cute?

E' single?

Yeah, he just broke up, but look, I honestly don't think so.

be your type.

Sorry, and you haven't even thought about it?

No, look, Peter is absolutely...

Then I still have Andy in my head, I just don't know if

he actually talks about it.

HI!

This is Valeria, a friend of mine.

Hi, Valeria!

Ah, beautiful!

Peter...

You made a mess.

No, you're welcome.

But have you put everything back in order?

Yes.

Maybe next time I'll cook it, it looked like it had exploded

a bomb in the kitchen.

Do you want a glass of wine?

We're having an aperitif.

No, maybe I have a jail tonight, I can't

get drunk.

Thank you.

Oh, not bad.

And...

Maybe it's a little tall.

A little tall?

Maybe yes.

Oh man, the team is missing a player.

Are you doing okay?

Oh God, I don't know.

It's been many years since I touched a ball.

But he's good, huh?

And do it?

Now?

Twenty minutes.

Ah, twenty minutes.

You're sorry.

Thank you.

Come on, go!

Oh!

Come on, you idiot!

Go, you idiot!

Go, you idiot!

Come back!

Come back!

Dai, dai!

Come on, buddy!

Come on!

Come on!

Alright!

Alright!

There is the phenomenon!

And the phenomenon exists!

But what a drag!

Come on, guys!

Come on, it's beautiful though, eh!

Ready?

Or?

Bye, see you tomorrow!

Beautiful, guys!

Bella!

Oh, thank goodness he stayed to play.

He screwed up.

No, I played until university, then I got

knee pain.

Oh, this gave me a life, but here

always cold, I say.

Oh, from now on you only play with me.

Don't make anything up.

Only one told you, by the way.

But do you know that he is strong?

It's cool, but what do you know?

He did what the opponent did.

Oh, man!

Oh, did he tell you a cup?

Do you know what you like?

But Tramontana, what the fuck is that?

But Tramontana, it's over with these things.

Oh mama!

But listen, how come all your friends have…

a nickname?

And you don't?

Caciara, Onion, Tramontana.

But we actually called him for Fennel.

Only he started crying and then we stopped.

to call it that.

Fennel, I'll give you the idea here, your Russian friend.

What's it called?

I would go with maschine and woods.

But get up!

But now let's go drink this thing to celebrate.

Guys, I would like, but I can't, a little work.

in arrears.

I think I'm going home.

But why?

Here, have a beer.

No, I can't, really.

But I had a lot of fun.

See you next time.

But now let's go celebrate.

But I still have to work.

Come on, stop!

I even hurt myself a little, you understand?

Who do you play with though?

With you.

Only with me?

Come on!

Perfect.

Hello lads.

It's curdled.

You're still a dumb ass, remember that.

I love them.

Oh, come on, I love them.

But maybe it's just a facade.

You know how many jokes are made about fatties, about the police and

even on gays?

I tell you no.

But you men are sheep.

Follow the group, the pack.

If one laughs, everyone laughs.

It's possible you never noticed me

preview, though?

But it's not like one goes around with the

homophobic written on your forehead, huh?

What a sad story.

Yes, I already have my own problems.

Sorry, but send him away.

But how?

And you tell him that the room is occupied by a

relative, from a friend.

Sorry, tell your mother, it's perfect.

No, no, it's better if I tell the truth.

Be careful, though, because you don't know how he might react, right?

But what is he doing, excuse me?

It might freak you out.

Maybe I'm just crazy.

Okay, I'd better go tell him right away, then.

Peter?

Peter?

What happened?

Well, I can't get it out of my head, I'm

under a tremolo.

Okay, listen, Peter, maybe now is not the best time.

suitable, but I should tell you something.

Basically me...

Well?

Excuse me for a moment.

Who is?

But you're already seeing someone else.

What did you come to do?

Listen.

Here he is, this is Andy, my ex-roommate.

Roommate?

Instead it's Pietro, my new roommate.

Hi, nice to meet you.

My.

Andy stopped by to say hello because he was here

in the area, but he's going very fast, so he goes

go now, right Andy?