All language subtitles for [English (auto-generated)] Tequila (1973) Western Anthony Steffen, Roberto Camardiel 4K Full Mov

Heat. Hey. Hey. Hey.

Heat. Heat.

At last, the West is at peace again. Bad

men and killings are in the past. I

always hated

Christmas.

So Shaina is dying. Anyone who wants to

help him go to hell will find him in the

old shack in the abandoned Pueblo's son

Jose who hates Oena.

I'll be done.

Forgive

me, Susha.

I hate violence, but $5,000 is $5,000.

Very good, Jaguar. Who you calling

Jaguar? That ain't my name. Brian,

>> you must be the fellow they call Susha.

You think that I'm a Jaguar?

I don't think. I know you are.

When a fella hears these particular

chimes, he knows his time is near.

Yeah, Jaguar, your time piece is well

known.

>> Yeah, I guess.

The others?

>> H them. Just a bunch of greedy bounty

hunters. Had me on their list for a long

time. Just like you.

I simply sacked out and let them kill

each other off. Greed works wonders. No

one wants to share a reward. But a man

like you ain't quite that dumb. I'm

impressed the way you just stood back

and waited till the road was open.

$5,000 worth of patience.

Are you saying it? I can put a bullet in

you now and the reward's all mine. Huh?

>> First, I got to ask you to do me a

favor.

>> Might have guessed you weren't going to

make it all that easy.

>> You know what this is for?

>> Listening to brains.

>> No. Well, that's a stupid question.

>> Yeah.

>> I need a man who's good with a pistol.

I'd say you're that man, Jaguar. You

come with me and I'll make you rich.

I'll give you an answer later. I got a

lot of things to do.

We're pretty close to Chadron. What have

you decided

>> for that favor? How many men do I have

to kill? Shaina,

>> if we're lucky, not a one.

There's a safe in Cheddron that once a

month is fatter than a pregnant

hippopotamus. Well,

>> what's that? A party hypopus ain't

important. Just think about all that

money we're going to rob. The only

trouble is I need time to crack a safe.

That's why I need someone who's good

with a gun to cover my back. Did have a

sidekick once, but they hanged him.

Well,

hey, anyone home?

I'll go take a look.

Hey, wait a minute. What do you mean?

>> Hey, come on, Le.

>> What do you mean? I I don't NEED YOU

RIDING EITHER. NO, YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG.

DON'T DO IT. WHAT'S HAPPENING, BLESS?

THAT BROOM HURTS.

>> IT'S A THIEF, DADDY. I CAUGHT him

stealing the eggs.

>> There's one egg.

>> I'm hungry. I'm sure that didn't matter.

>> Mister, you better get out of here

before I PUT A BULLET IN YOU.

>> TAKE IT EASY, PAPY. That thing could go

off accidental.

>> You're damn right it could. So, keep

your distance.

>> You can put that rifle away. No one's

going to bother you now. We're riding

on. Come on, Jaguar. Keep your hand away

from the holster. Damn it.

>> Can't you leave us alone, mister? What

do you want here? A little information.

Which way is Chad?

>> Half an hour into the south.

>> Thanks.

>> Another couple of hired guns for Den.

>> I'll go spread the word. They're trying

to beat us by scaring us, but they ain't

going to scare us.

Come on.

>> But now I'm beginning to understand why

they're scared.

>> What do you want? The

>> last time I came here, you ran me off

with that rifle. Put it down. I'll put

it down after you've gone.

>> I'm here to straighten out your hold on

this property.

>> Get the hell out of here.

>> It all depends on you whether you keep

it or not.

>> Get away, you pig.

I'm just being social today.

Be different.

>> Don't forget now your mortgage runs out

in a month. You hear? Yeah. Yeah.

We got trouble. Sheriff Lozan's going to

try and unite the settlers.

They're saying I got a hold of their

land rights from the bank illegally.

>> Well, was it illegal?

>> Of course not.

>> You know what desperation does? It turns

men dangerous.

>> And that's your problem, Sheriff. To

keep him in line.

About the only thing that worries me is

that my son is irresponsible.

that that fast and losing stubborn fool

that he is doesn't want George as a

son-in-law,

I got to change his mind.

>> He doesn't trust you. He's convinced

it's just a plan to enable you to get

his land. The old idiot. Beatric is a

girl with a lot of character, and I

think she'd make a damn good daughter.

You better go. I'd like to be alone.

I've got a lot of important things to

take care of.

I guess uh there the sheriff.

>> Your money is waiting for you in there,

my friend.

>> His words easy to say.

>> You're right. It's easy.

>> Yeah. How come your other sidekick got

caught? Huh?

>> Because he refused good advice. Wouldn't

keep his gun loaded.

>> Well, now would you take a look at that?

Dang wild cat.

>> If you stroke her, I'd bet on it.

>> Rip your eyes out.

>> You keep your hands away, you rat. I can

make it on my own.

>> Just trying to be gentlemanly, Miss

Beatatrice. No offense intended, I

assure you.

Good morning, Bob. I've got a list of

things here. I hope you've got it all.

I

>> can't supply you with the thread all the

boxes. I'm sorry to say, miss. Only food

stuffs.

>> Why can't you? Oh,

>> someone ordered it that way, miss.

>> The sheriff?

>> No, someone else. You'll find out.

Morning, George.

>> Morning to you, Miss Watson.

>> Why don't we pull this uh job tonight?

>> We would if I knew it was the right day.

>> Once a month, the ranchers ride in and

deposit their cash in the bank here.

Next morning, poor son up, ship it out

to Dallas in a wagon.

>> What makes you think I'll agree to crack

a wagon? Huh?

>> A safe, you idiot.

>> Well, how much cash you think's in it?

>> All right, I take a percentage, right?

>> Yeah, miss. Sorry I can't give you the

rest of the stuff, but uh yeah, why

don't you see old man about it, Beatric?

>> Bye, Miss Beatric.

>> She's quite nice considering.

>> Yeah, and she's mad about me, you know.

She's always hanging around here.

>> Poor little girl. Though you deserve a

lot better.

>> Crazy about you, huh? Somebody told her

to hide her feelings to show you up to

be the liar you are, I imagine.

And who the hell are you? The Lone

Ranger.

>> How'd you know my name, Mister?

>> All right, you runny mouth smart ass.

Let's see if you got any guts in you.

>> Did you hear him, Jaguar? Why don't you

just plug him in the back?

>> Want me to turn around? You think I'm

real stupid, don't you? Huh? Come on

now. Pull your gun.

>> A minute. Huh? Jaguar.

Jaguar.

Got the time.

It's 12:30. Let's eat. Huh?

>> Too early.

God, I can't see it.

>> What were you doing out there? Sleeping.

>> Sorry about the flower and the ruckus.

How much are you covering?

>> Not a scent. I want to pay you just for

the pleasure it gave me. You better go

easy though. Should Dovvin hear that?

Let you beat up his son.

>> Who is Mr. Dovven?

>> Banker here. He's a powerful man.

Mister,

>> you hear that, partner? It's a small

world. We have a business deal to take

care of at the bank.

Now, babies are made and raised.

Interesting.

>> Yeah, it's Miss Pitrices. She must have

forgotten it.

>> I'll drop it off to her.

>> Thanks.

>> Go on, fearless.

No.

>> Here.

I didn't realize he hadn't paid for it.

>> Ingred, are you sure that it really

happened like that?

>> Sure, I'm sure. What's more, it's all

over town. Mrs. Swanson saw the whole

thing and everybody's laughing about it.

>> You want to see me, father?

Tell me what happened at the store this

morning.

Nothing special. I I just had a talk

with a stranger, that's all.

>> Oh, yeah. So, who beat you up? A whole

tribe engine.

>> Who told you that?

>> It's common knowledge. The whole town's

busting your gut laughing about it.

>> Since the day you married my father,

you've been running me down at every

opportunity.

>> George,

>> there were two of them, Park. One behind

me was Jaguar.

Wasn't nothing I could do about it.

>> If that was Jaguar there, you'd be dead

now.

>> You could have done plenty. You had your

gun drawn and ready. And only one of the

strangers was involved. And he took you.

Here, George. Go make a man out of

yourself.

>> There's one thing that should never

happen to a man. That's lose his

dignity.

As you are incapable of settling

accounts with those two, I'll tell Okana

to do it.

>> Why? You don't know what?

>> Leave me alone.

Didn't you hear me, George?

Tonight's

the night we hit the bank.

>> Well, it depends

>> on what?

>> Well, because we haven't come to an

agreement. About my percentage, I'll be

happy with 40.

>> You'll get 10.

>> 35.

>> 15.

>> 30.

>> You can have 20. 20 is what I said.

>> Ah, well done, Beatatrice.

>> That smells good, my girl. Nothing like

a good cup of coffee to boost up a man's

drooping morale.

>> I sure wish you were right.

>> Know what I like about you, Smith? Your

optimism.

Hope this is going to work. Let me read

it to you. It says that we as mortgage

holders have the right to make a

request, but only on one condition. That

3 weeks notice is supplied for the bank

to grant a six-month extension provided

all previous payments have been made.

There. What do you think?

>> Perfect. All we got to do is sign a

request and take it to Dakota. If you

ask me, he's leading us up the garden

path. You all heard that hogwash. We

didn't request, but it don't mean the

Coleman is going to grant extension.

>> Why shouldn't he though? Holding those

papers another 6 months means another 6

months of interest for him.

>> The interest isn't important to him.

He's already got more money than he

knows what to do with. He's land hungry.

He wants our ranches. He brought in

hired killers to try and scare us away.

And now he's got a hold of our mortgage

contracts. That's all he wants, our

land.

>> Take it easy, Rush. Trouble is, we're

ranchers. We can push a plow, but ain't

one of us can pull a gun.

>> You're right. We ain't gunfighters.

So why the hell are we haram

gunfighters?

>> Come on, drink it all.

>> Howdy.

>> You still around? What do you want?

>> Came by to give you this book. You left

it in a store this morning.

Eat your feet. That's the chicken I

prepared for my father's guest.

>> Hey,

you might have killed me, Miss Beatric.

You always put that much value on a

piece of meat.

>> You take it out.

>> Well, I better take your book.

>> Oh, by the way, I'm glad to say that I

know how to make and raise babies now.

>> Good.

Go and try it with your fat sidekick.

>> He's not my type. Really? He uh won't

shave in the evening.

>> I heard of your cattle were drinking the

Coven's water yesterday.

That happens again, Rush, and I'll put a

bullet in you.

>> Is that so? Well, I got a message for

your boss. You can tell the Coven that

all of us here are coming into town to

ask him a favor he can't refuse.

>> Well, well.

Look who's become a part of the family

here. Tell me now, stranger, what

message can I take from you to my ball?

>> That's great.

>> You going to offer me any?

>> Yes or no?

>> HELP YOURSELF

NOW. Get out of here.

You're trans.

Old Connor, as Ramrod, I hold you

responsible. I let you hire the men and

you hired a bunch of incompetent idiots.

>> The sheriff has got a warrant out for

him. They'll have him in jail by

tonight.

>> No one is going to make an idiot out of

me. Do you hear

that? So, well, I disagree. One man's

testimony is hardly enough. Deobin, you

know that story would never hold up in a

court of law. So why should it be

considered enough to have me thrown in

jail even if you do own the sheriff?

>> Better watch what you're saying, mister.

>> Why don't you hear the rest of the

witnesses?

>> We will at the trial.

>> And when are you going to hold a trial,

Sheriff? When the coin thinks his son

has been avenged in his honor. That's

enough. might say that both my husband

and I have discussed this subject and we

both feel the responsibility is

gorgeous, not yours, mister.

>> I sure do wish I'd had the place in the

occasion to have gotten to know you

better.

>> Jim, put him in the cell at the end.

>> Is this here a private discussion or can

we partake?

>> What do you want, Rush?

>> Just doing my duty.

I want to testify that this man was

provoked into doing what he did. and

Anderson, Clark, and Smith will back me

up. They were there, too.

>> Good day, Sheriff.

All right.

Sounded about

the Coven might still give you a hand.

You should tell your daughter to marry

his son.

>> My daughter ain't for sale. She'll pick

her own husband, Sheriff.

And it won't be at a coin.

>> Hardheaded old mule.

>> Calm down, dear.

>> That idiot Okana.

>> It's not really his fault. You heard

what the sheriff said. Three against one

and still your boy's lost.

>> I need a top gunslinger.

>> I already know who. Shaina.

>> That was very clever of you, partner.

Everything is planned and you go and get

yourself mixed up with the law.

She won't. I'll tell you when you're a

little bit older. Wait a minute.

>> You're a gentleman, sir. And by the way,

my husband would like to speak to you.

Why don't you go over to the bank?

You're there now.

Nothing would give me more pleasure than

to do that. But um afraid I can't. You

see, the sheriff has ordered me to get

out of town.

>> I could get that order changed easily.

>> Yeah. Yeah, I believe you. But uh I have

other things to take care of. Real

sorry.

>> Well, I must say I'll be uh sorry to see

you go.

>> Yeah.

Two whisies. Two whisies. I'll make that

three. All right.

>> Well, you see how things are.

We need a couple of men who can really

stand up to the Coven's gunfighters.

>> Well, don't look at us. We're not

interested.

>> Hear me out. Huh? We can pay a couple of

thousand.

>> Make it fine.

>> Too much. We ain't rich.

Of course, if the others agreed, why?

>> Don't bother. We couldn't accept. We got

other business.

>> Oh, that business.

Yeah.

>> Well, think about it. And if you change

your mind, just come on at my house. So

long. So long.

>> Watch my back.

Marky, give me another whiskey.

>> No, clean this one up first, mister.

>> Okay, I'm not proud.

No, no. Use your tongue. Lick it up,

mister.

>> You hear that, Jaguar?

My watch.

Hold it. What the hell's going on?

>> All right. Now, how did this mess start?

>> I spilled my drink.

>> I'm not here to choke around.

>> The barman will tell you.

>> I don't know nothing, Sheriff.

>> Naturally, nobody knows nothing. I

already told you I don't like your kind

in my town. So, get your things and ride

on out. Jaguar,

come on. Let's go.

Jaguar,

excuse my friend. The wish to kill

mesmerizes him.

Jaguar, come on now, Jaguar. We'll find

you a victim soon enough.

Thanks for all your help.

Just a moment. My job is to cover your

back when you're working. Isn't that

right? Or what's more, Jaguar never uses

his fists. He's a gunfighter.

Very funny.

Damn combination

going around in circles.

Rot and bad luck.

>> What' you say?

>> We're rotten bad luck.

>> I can't hear you.

>> We're rotten bad luck.

>> You want to make me deaf, you idiot?

>> It's just the last number giving me

trouble.

>> Ask me. I'd put a couple of sticks of

gold dynamite in who?

>> Ibele.

What' you say?

>> You're an imbecile.

Dovven's gun is still out there.

>> I ain't surprised paying them to be

there.

>> They got three rifles and three pistols.

>> Two bullets will be enough. One for you

and one for me. too much.

>> Shut up,

>> Eureka. We just about done it.

I was so high.

You fat, idiotic, useless, dumb, you

cretinous, incompetent jackass.

Yes, I know.

No noise. You're right. In that case,

don't make any noise when I start to

throttle you or when I twist your stupid

head off or when I do this.

>> No noise. All right.

We can try to open it again, can't we?

No,

>> it's nearly morning.

>> You're right. We better go three.

I never saw nothing. Of

>> course you didn't deem bad. You

screaming. Yeah, probably right.

>> Well, what do you make of it, Sher?

>> I don't know, but it's strange that they

left the candle. Makes me think they

were amateurs.

>> Hardly.

I had three men on guard all night and

they didn't hear a damn thing.

They're entirely surrounded by idiots.

I only hired one idiot, my deputy, and

that's it. But you got 20 or 30 on your

team.

>> A month goes quickly. All we got to do

is wait till the ranchers put their

money in again. Then the night after

they do, we go in and

>> Sure, I know the rest. Tell me though,

why the hell should I take you with me?

So you can close the safe after I open

it. Huh?

>> That could have happened to anybody.

>> Anybody with nuts and bolts in their

head?

>> Lost your share in this venture.

>> 30 days will go by before you can say

20%.

>> Yep. But how's a man to tell his stomach

that? We better pawn some of our

personal belongings.

Thought they give us this.

>> Hey, you can't sell that. I I'd rather

sell my horse.

>> Ride your watch.

Huh? How about that proposition of

rushes? Let's say we look into that.

>> Yeah, we sure will out there. Is that

$2,000?

>> Just do us a favor and leave their eggs

alone. Huh?

>> Eggs? What do you mean? Huh?

>> Chicken eggs, dum dum.

>> Full house. Aces on nines. You always

win.

>> No.

>> Aren't you going to eat your dinner?

>> No.

>> Darn. If I can make you out. You've done

nothing but worry about your horse gun

and ammunition since the minute you came

here.

>> That's how I stay alive.

>> Sorry about that.

What was that?

>> Nothing.

I'm going outside.

Raise your two.

>> What you got?

>> Two pair.

Sorry.

>> It ain't possible. How the hell the hell

do you This has been going on all

evening.

>> Just keep trying. Your luck will change.

>> Really?

>> Really?

>> What the

This game is called

I wish I wasn't here.

>> What do you know? Something went wrong.

Let's try this one again.

No, still ain't right.

>> Kind of fun, ain't it?

>> Would be if we changed places.

>> Yeah.

You're still kind of spunky, ain't you?

Hey, you son of a I'm getting dizzy.

Stop. Stop.

>> He don't want to play no more.

>> Say you're sorry.

>> I'm sorry.

>> Polite, ain't he?

Now get your butt out of here, Georgie

boy.

>> You see, I'm not concerned with my gun

and horse all the time.

What took you so long? The horse is

afraid of the dark, stupid. Let's go.

Where's Betty?

>> 13.

Come to daddy.

>> Evening, buddy.

>> Come on, you.

>> Hey, what is Put me down. You You

violent me. You dead nappy.

>> More trouble, huh?

>> Can't face Parker up like this.

I'll remember this. Dad blamed coyotes.

I'm going to report you to the sheriff.

My cracking.

>> This is a violation of our constitution.

>> You tell him grandson.

>> Now you pups are guilty of depriving a

citizen of the safer civil rights.

>> A simmer down Luke. Betty will give you

back your dollar.

>> THAT AIN'T MY DOG ON DOLLAR. I want I

want Betty.

It's a matter of getting out of trouble.

All you need, Jaguar, but you're

relaxing. You can handle all alone, huh?

>> How'd your little job turn out?

>> Ah,

30.

Your share is uh not much.

>> No thanks. The sight of ill gotten gains

gives me a pain in the belly.

>> Not me, it don't. If you're looking for

a little company, honey,

>> hey, there's still

money for you.

>> Want a drink down here and pride it?

Well, I'll leave it up to you, Jaguar.

>> The Jaguar? Really? I'll be a crosseyed

boy.

>> Boy, if I ever have kids, they'll never

believe me.

>> Not for me, ain't

>> I think this calls for a celebration in

private. What do you say?

>> Come on, naughty dog.

>> Yeah, I want to celebrate private.

>> Come on.

>> Who is it? Mary

has got a magic school. Open up.

>> Oh, the young squirt alone. Big business

needs.

>> Yeah, I'd much prefer that, too. Only

first we attend to the squirt. It's

>> been so damn long I forgot what it's all

about. Well, come on.

the key.

Don't make me out a fool to my father.

>> Hell no.

The best thing would be to move the

money out secretly and keep it here.

Then should anyone take the bank? All

they're going to get their hands on is

an empty vault. Damn good idea.

The best thing would be to move the

money out secretly and keep it here.

Then should anyone take the bank? All

they're going to get their hands on is

an empty wall.

>> Damn, good idea.

>> Better let me handle this little

transfer. That much money has a habit of

causing unexpected problems. is fine

with me. I'll invite you for dinner.

That way you can do it without arousing

suspicion. Okay.

>> Okay. Good night.

>> Good night.

>> There's no reason to panic, Mr. Dovven.

This is a social call.

>> How social? This evening, some of your

hired nannies uh dropped by uh Rush Loan

spread and I kind of thought I'd return

the visit. That's social.

>> Was my boy there?

>> Nope. Not that I recall. But I feel that

you should know that anything any

illness that Loin and his daughter could

catch a Coven could catch too. Right,

Jaguar?

>> Just watching your back Jaguar.

>> Yeah, in person to Coven. Well, now it

appears seeing you without a an

appointment isn't nearly as hard as

you'd like us to believe.

>> Oh, wait. How much is loser paying you

guys?

>> A couple of thousand.

>> All right, then. I'll just offer you

double that.

>> Well, you're offering a hell of a deal

there.

>> Grab it.

But to the wrong men.

>> You don't know what you just threw away.

>> Yeah. $4,000.

>> No. $74,000.

>> $74,000.

>> Share.

>> Just go in and tell him it's a deal, Mr.

Coven. After all, heck, it was his

proposition. Yeah, but I refused the

first time. Changing our mind this fast

to warn him. We got to work it so the

buzzard will believe we're his dying

buddies.

>> But Samsons, that does spell trouble.

Cutting a path right across the state.

Hell, they've taken three banks since

Monday. Think maybe I'll swear in a few

extra deputies.

>> No, they're unstoppable. Not even the

army could handle that gang.

>> Well, I'm only warning you. You take

whatever precautions you feel you should

take. Yeah, I'll give it plenty of

thought. I'm not the kind that favors

Russian things when there's no coal.

Abigail, thanks. Will you stop?

>> Beatress, why are you in such a state?

>> Please forgot sanctuary. My father and

the other ranches all gone local.

They're really out for blood. Can't you

do something to stop it?

>> The acquisition of mortgage deeds is

entirely legal.

>> Law and order to hell. The only orders

you enforce are your own. WE DON'T DENY

IT, BUT THE BANK OF DALLAS was willing

to GIVE A 6 MONTHS EXTENSION. WOULD YOU?

>> IN A PIG'S EYE RUSH, she wants all and

he ain't stopping at nothing to get it.

>> Wait, you can't win. You're making

matters worse with violence. Cuz I'll

ruin you and send you to prison. THE LIE

OF YOU.

>> COME ON. What the hell are we waiting

for? We might as well do now what we'll

have to do later. Let's sing them up.

>> YEAH.

FIRST ONE moves is going to find out how

that pane of glass fell.

Put on your guns. Well, come on. You

heard me.

Damn it. Whose side are you on?

>> Owen just happens to have the law on his

side in this particular case and I just

happen to like to see the law respected.

That answer your question?

>> Guess my first impression was the right

one. I know good chicken thief and a two

bit count would SELL HIS OWN MOTHER DOWN

THE CREEK. AH, THE HELL WITH IT.

I much obliged, Shashana.

>> You should be since me and my partner

have just run out of work.

>> I believe I offered you $4,000, right?

Well, I'll improve on that. I'll pay you

boys six to work for me.

Deal?

>> Yeah, that's what I call a fair deal,

mister.

in

advance.

>> Yeah, with 20% for you.

>> What is 20% of 74,000?

>> I heard just now that you were leaving.

>> Yep. I gave back the cash to your

father.

>> Well, I guess I was wrong. I never

thought anyone could buy you and suck.

>> Man has his price. Yes. It's one of the

facts of life.

You hurt her feelings.

>> Bad feelings don't do no good, so forget

about them. They'll be here a few days

till we know the Samson gang's not going

to hit the bank. So don't give them no

trouble.

>> Here goes the bus.

>> We got a bunk with him,

>> I guess. So don't worry, they won't hurt

you.

>> Do we sleep together?

>> Hell no. You snore fit to wake the dead.

>> All right, I can manage it. Thanks.

Double the god on the bank. Okconor

Charlie and Annie can take it from now

on and Shashane and Jaguar tonight.

>> Sure thing. I'll do it right away.

>> Well, I guess the study window should be

one of these.

>> Would you pour us a brandy each, please,

Ingred?

Now the Samson gang can attack the bank

as much as they want to.

I know you don't like to use your fist

because you're a a gunman,

but it's useful sometimes to get rid of

a fella without making a hell of a lot

of noise.

You really don't know how to deliver a

punch, huh?

>> Well, I think it's about time you began

learning. Come on, put your hands up.

>> Hey, you're not going to hurt me.

>> Of course not. I'm not going to hurt

you. I'm your amigo. Ain't I? Now, put

on a real frightening face, Jaguar.

That face wouldn't frighten a timid bank

clerk. Not offend yourself.

No, wait a minute. Forget all that

jumping around now. You see that? Hit

it. Come on.

>> You amaze me.

>> Am I interrupting anything?

>> So Shaina, would you mind coming with

me?

>> Wouldn't mind at all.

>> Now listen, Jaguar.

>> Want you to time how long it takes the

candle to burn down of there. Okay.

>> Yeah. Yeah.

>> Don't burn the table.

>> Where are we going?

>> Mm- It's surprise you're not allowed to

ask questions.

>> Crazy.

This is my room in here.

and naturally my husband's as well.

>> And this one is your room. What do you

think?

>> I like it. Tell me though, why did you

put me in this room?

>> Just in case one night I can't sleep, I

know I can go next door and talk to

somebody. What if your husband wakes up?

>> Oh, he always drinks a glass of warm

milk when he retires, so you needn't

worry. I

>> never realize that it could actually

lose sleep.

>> When I'm distracted, it's possible for

me to put my sleeping pill in his glass

instead of mine.

>> I'm betting that Limey O'Connor's

already found out how easy you can be

distracted where that's concerned.

>> Who told you about Okconor?

>> Male intuition.

>> I can't stand this loneliness. I want to

be where there's lots going on. There's

nothing here.

>> And uh your friend Okconor doesn't quite

make the grade. Is that what you mean?

Huh?

Ever thought of a loper?

>> One of these nights we must discuss.

>> Why not tonight?

>> About midnight.

>> I'm very happy you've decided to work

for the Deovven outfit.

>> Talking about work, we're on duty soon.

We'll have to eat and run.

>> I'm glad to see you're so conscientious.

>> I must apologize that you hardly had

time to settle in, but uh your expert

services will possibly be required

tonight.

>> I must say I feel like a man condemned.

One who's been granted his last wish.

Jaguar, don't be bashful. Eat up and

enjoy it. Might be the last meal you'll

get.

>> Feel like puking. Yeah.

>> Do you know the gang?

>> Yeah. You worked for the

>> That is by the reputation. What I've

heard is that all five were sired by

William Bonnie out of uh what's her

name? Bell Star. Bunch of real bastards

anyway you look at it.

>> I like your sense of humor.

>> Of course, there used to be six of them,

but the eldest brother came to an early

end. He was the roughest of the lot.

>> Good thing we never met him.

>> What? Don't tell me you've forgotten

already. Of course you met him, Jaguars.

You killed him.

>> Is that so?

>> He's modest, that's all. Now, this watch

here is really quite famous. belonged

originally to the Elder Samson. Jaguar

took it off the body. Anyhow, the rest

of them have sworn to track Jaguar down

and kill him in the most painful way

they can. Well, Jaguar here just laughs

at him. In fact, seeing as you say

they'll be here tonight, well, that way

they'll have a chance to kill two birds

with one stone. Over. Over my dead body.

Come on.

I'm at the bank taking my turn at guard

duty.

Money

mortgages.

Give it a dynamite.

the candle.

>> When will it explode?

3 hours. You can check if you like. That

watch of yours is working.

>> Darn right it's working. You're

>> so sensitive about it.

Yeah.

It ain't going to wake him up. Relax.

>> How do you know that?

>> The pill in his milk work.

Are you sure this is a good place to

hide it?

>> Sure, I'm sure. I spent two weeks

sheltering in here once during a real

howler one winter and was snug as a bug.

That snow was driving down like you

wouldn't believe. And there was a

northeast wind that just wouldn't

>> Okay. Okay, I believe you. I don't want

a weather report. Snow up to your

button.

>> Listen, Yoshaina, why are we going to

all this here trouble? We got the money.

Why don't we just get on our horses and

ride?

>> If we leave now, they'll know we did it.

>> They won't know if we leave afterwards.

>> No.

>> When that charge at dynamite blows,

we'll be guarding the bank. As long as

we're there, no one will accuse us of

it. But if we run for the border,

everybody will know it was us that did

it, and they'll come after us.

>> If you say so. It's your responsibility

though, right?

>> You recognize him, Aaron? But then when

Joa is a hell of a safe grader,

keep your hands off it.

Well, looks like we don't have to hit

the bank now.

>> Why? We're almost there. Yeah, let's do

the job like we planned.

>> Oris Bagbert, don't you understand? This

money is out of the bank. We don't have

to rob it now.

When do we meet the rest of the boys?

>> They'll join up with us just before

sunup.

>> You all remember mama's commandments?

Never kill for only a little gain and

take what you want when you can. Show

only the respect to others that they

show to you. Money corrupts folks, so

rob them and do them a favor. Hey, mama,

be with us always. Amen. As of tomorrow,

we'll be on vacation for one month. Did

you hear that? We are to make an effort

to behave ourselves like the gentleman

we are.

>> Hey, don't worry about a thing.

>> We'll behave.

>> This will make the boys happy.

>> Think so, huh?

Whoever drew next relief is on. Jaguar

is still waiting at the bank.

$74,000.

I've been robbed. And you, Okana, just

where the hell were you? Nobody would

got past your men if they'd been at

their posts. But we were here within a

couple of moments of the blast. Then how

did they manage it? They wired up the

dynamite to explode and waited outside.

Then after the explosion, they put all

the money in the police and just walked

out.

>> How do you know they put the cash in the

police? I left my police here and it's

gone.

>> I have an idea.

>> Let's hear it.

>> It's possible that they robbed the safe

first and it exploded the dynamite later

to try and fool us.

>> She stupidity. I happened to carry the

key around my neck. How would they have

opened that in the first place?

I put the pill in my husband's glass of

milk. Let's pull out here together.

>> Are you telling me you really want to do

it? I understood it was involuntary when

you're distracted.

>> I wasn't distracted. And more to the

point, I don't like people taking

advantage of me. Beautiful

big house in Dallas. Restaurants and

good clothes. Theater and horse racing.

World of beautiful things.

>> It's quite a bargain.

>> Then wait for me in Dallas. All right.

>> Jaguar. Jaguar.

JAGUAR. WHERE THE HELL IS HE? JAGUAR.

HEY, JAGUAR.

>> Wake up.

>> How did the bottle get in there?

>> Come on, for Pete's sake. Let's go.

Someone robbed the bank.

on your feet.

>> If this is your idea of a joke, you

better have a hell of a good punchline.

Where have you hidden the val?

>> Under the bed next to the pot.

>> If you know what's good for you, mind

your tongue. Just give me a straight

answer. Now, where's that?

>> Where I said, take a look, Jack.

Are you trying to make a monkey out of

me? Why don't you go to hell? You wake

me up with a poke of a gun barrel. You

ask me where where my valise is. Well, I

told you. So, what's eating you now? You

know, it could help if I if I knew what

you were searching for.

>> $74,000.

>> You'll stop laughing soon enough. All

right, let's go.

>> All right. All right. What's the matter?

Ain't you got no sense of humor?

A man who gets too excited could make

bad errors of judgment.

>> $74,000, huh? Well, that deserves a

certain amount of consideration.

Why go through all this pain? What the

hell you waiting for? A miracle?

Listen,

you make a deal with your Shasheen.

We'll split the money between us

equally.

>> Seven of us here. That'll give us around

$10,000 each.

Go to hell. Jaguar and I ready to die.

Necessary.

I ain't told you.

So here, right? You ready to die if

necessary?

>> Sure. Sure.

>> You know what they say in the old

country?

>> Nope.

>> It's better to have the egg today than a

chicken tomorrow.

>> Double yolk. You mean huh?

>> The egg's worth a little more than

$10,000.

>> The goose that laid a golden egg.

>> I cook your goose.

>> No more yolks. I mean jokes.

>> You ain't thinking for Pete's sake,

Fatso. Tell him where it is and you're a

dead man.

>> You wouldn't kill me now, would you? No,

I have no word on it.

>> Right here.

When you're heading towards Dallas,

there's a a nar canyon.

>> You sure? It's more like a gorge than to

me.

>> No, it's canyon.

Just a second.

There. That's better. Now, where was I?

Holy crap.

>> IT'S THE

Nice

shot.

When a ship's sinking, the first to

abandon, it's always the rats.

>> You're just wasting your time.

>> I've swallowed more insults than you

could think of, but now I'm all through.

>> All because we found somebody who keeps

their promises.

>> Sure. How'd you guess?

>> Just call it intuition. His time will

come.

>> Shosene is no one's fool. Don't

underestimate.

>> Yeah.

>> Well, good luck, George.

Got to admit, I had you all wrong.

You're almost a genius. How about devil

did you manage to figure out so quick

that just letting that rope loose would

set those barrels and bags of grain of

fallen.

>> Oh, he looks stupid.

>> You're right.

>> Yeah, well, I do use a brain sometimes.

And then, well, after all, heck, I spent

eight whole years in the third grade.

>> Good man. Learned everything eight times

more than anybody else.

>> Bronson.

Ricky

Joe,

you like that? Looks like they're all

caught with their pants down.

>> Why don't you look?

>> Go on.

>> Guess what?

>> Jackass dumbbell. The perfect the ideal

hiding place, huh? The spot where nobody

would ever find it.

You idiot.

>> Sorry, F.

>> Wait a minute. We ain't beat yet.

>> Never say die.

>> You're right with the Samsons. It's a

sure bet they've gone into town to have

themselves a celebration.

>> Well, go on. Start helping yourself.

Just make sure that what you take is in

working order.

>> Yes, sir.

>> What's more, they have no idea that

whoever hid the police came back to look

for. Come on, shake a leg. Move it.

Let's go. Shley, hurry up. I said,

>> you really are exasperating.

Rest in peace.

>> The Samsons are here in town. And more

important, they found the cash.

I want some of the hands to mount up

and to ride out of town. The others are

to stay here and make believe I'll give

them all a day off. Those brothers are

going to go down in history.

Time's come, my friend, for us to start

doing our daily bread. Get ready. Get

ready. Yes, sir. Let me tell you. Jaguar

gets ready. Oh, hell start busting

loose.

>> No bullets in it.

Maybe you could lend me a couple. Huh?

>> How do you like that? Swear you left

them on purpose except for your your

reputation.

>> You ever notice you get in the wrong way

around? They won't go in. That's very

clever.

Well, let's get near the end. Here rides

the answer to all your prayers.

We've got the police.

Hey, you.

Who? Me? Yes, you. Put down the bies and

step aside.

>> What should I answer, BROTHERS?

>> Drop your guns in THE NAME OF THE LAW.

As M always said, fools rush in where

ANGELS FEAR TO WALK. KIND OF FUN, AIN'T

IT? Suppose you could say I'm tickled to

death.

>> Get yourself killed. Now you can join up

with Charlie.

>> Why would I do that? Harley knew

something.

Or what say we move out?

Uhoh.

Oh god.

Well, they ain't mad at me anyhow. Hell,

I wouldn't hurt anybody. I'm a nice guy.

You hear me? I'm nice.

>> Here you are.

There isn't any doubt. Now,

>> now look, you're going to be all right.

You're a real dick cover.

You have any idea how come it's so quiet

now?

>> It is

because we're the only two people still

alive.

That is the only two left against the

Samsons. Oops.

>> I got to see a man about a dog.

Be safe. Can't you wait?

>> Go over against the the wall there.

Yeah.

CATCH

GUN

ALIVE. MAZAR LIVE. HORUS.

HORUS. HE'S JOINING MAMA.

Aon live

and the police. That son of a bitch's

got it.

>> Oh, he's talking about me.

>> Are you SURE IT WAS HIM?

>> YEAH, I RECOGNIZE him by that [ __ ] Cody

wear.

>> Yeah, really.

>> Well, you know how it is in this crazy

day and age.

>> Mhm.

>> Check the time.

Stop.

>> Jaguar, I'll hang you WITH YOUR OWN

GUTS. HELL NO. LET ME HANG HIM FIRST BY

HIS TONGUE.

>> The split up. Looks like you better use

that gun. You and Charlie have supper

together.

Where you go?

Aaron still here. Dagger.

Bazar.

Bazar.

>> SHAINA,

I'VE BEEN HIT. I can't move. The police

is in the blacksmith. TAKE IT AND GET

out of here.

IT'S A TRICK. DON'T BELIEVE A WORD HE

SAYS. It's a trick.

Heat. Heat.

It's me, Jaguar. You can come out now.

They've all gotten themselves killed.

>> Two against one. Let's make a deal.

>> If you want to join him,

>> the police for Jaguar. I want to send

him to his mama with a meat hook through

his gut.

>> There's the police. Go pick it up. What

kind of a deal? Only one thing wrong. I

don't know where he is. But if you can

find him, you can have him.

Your family is holding a reunion and I

wouldn't want you to be Eight.

>> Hey, Jaguar. The show's over.

>> Be right down. Shashane it

is a jaguar.

How many did you get?

>> All right, let's go find us a drink.

We should ride out soon so we can be

across the border by tonight.

>> Hey, no one here. Serve

>> ourselves then. Let's drink and then get

out of here. That's your bottle.

>> Yeah, sure.

20% is um let me see it's about 20 or

$30,000 or so.

>> It's 14,800 to be exact.

>> We just came in to settle accounts with

Dakota, but we've just seen his body and

the sheriff's there, too.

>> Yeah, that sounds like a cemetery, ain't

it?

>> Hold it.

>> You mind? I'm just having a whiskey and

I like drinking in peace. get their

belts.

>> This is where it all began.

>> Just what is it that we've done that you

don't like?

>> You arrived in this town and done

nothing but create trouble. You joined

up with that dog to Coven for.

>> We joined up with him for misguided

reason.

>> What's all this talk for? We came here

to hang them.

Thanks, Beatric.

So Sha

Fair, why don't you volunteer to go

first

half?

>> Wait a moment. How much money do you

need to pay off all the mortgages?

>> What in hell do you care? Wasting our

time ain't going to help you. How much

is it?

>> $30,000.

>> In this village.

>> No, no, Joan.

Not that cash.

>> Right here. There's enough cash to pay

off everybody's outstanding mortgage and

more. But you better understand one

thing. It's stolen money.

Now, I realize that I'm tempting all of

you, and all of you have got to live

with your consciences.

So, perhaps I should tell you my idea of

an honest man. He's a man you can't buy

for, let's say, $10 or double that

amount or even triple it. But what if he

was offered, let's say, $10,000?

Or to make doubly certain, you offer him

20,000

or 30

It really doesn't matter.

It really doesn't matter. You offer him

$74,000.

There you are, honest men. $74,000.

Final offer. Why you all standing about

like that? Take it.

Palm local.

>> Uh-uh. These are the local ones. These

men here.

We were lucky to get away.

>> But you gave him my 20% as well.

>> Shoot.

>> 20% of a noose around your neck is still

a noose around your neck.

>> Yeah. Where are we heading to?

>> I don't know. But we can find safes in B

near every town.

>> Hey, wait a second. I got to tell you, I

ain't a real Jaguar.

>> I knew that right from the beginning.

Hell, you ain't even a pussycat. Oh,

well, I don't know how to hit a man. I'm

not a gunfighter or anything, so I don't

see I can be of any use to you.

>> Right. You're not. But this watch here

of yours is uh this here is uh this is

my real honest to god partner.