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On the Maiella mountains he saw his
sister, astride a mule, and with every...
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...step her arse bounced on the saddle.
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But what a beauty she was! What'll they be
saying, what'll they be doing...
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Trullallirullero, trullallilullilullĂ .
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In the hills near Sora he found a lovely
lady, picking in a little grove...
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...lily-of-the-valley bouquets... What'll
they be saying, what'll they be doing...
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Trullallirullero, trullallilullilullĂ .
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- Easy, easy!
- Citizens, calm down!
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Easy, easy!
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And shut up! Let me speak, for heaven's
sake. A little quiet, please!
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Easy, easy! For heaven's sake, calm down!
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- Citizens, I came here to...!
- People!
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- Stop shouting!
- Dear friends of Belpertuso!
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What?
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- You too, Giarabomba!
- Less bullshit, more action!
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I am pleased to announce that we shall
soon have a town doctor!
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- And who might that be?
- Dr Sigrun Seiter. Another Nazi?
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Where'd you dig him up, Mimì, the SS?
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The opposition's sarcasm doesn't bother
me. He is a distinguished professor...
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...from the mainland, a renowned man from
Bolzano. A most illustrious doctor!
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So when does he arrive?
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- Mr Mayor, you've got 48 hours!
- He arrives the day after tomorrow!
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Political cunning! Thank you! Thank you!
Hurray!
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Hurray! Hurray!
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On the Maiella mountains today I met two
sisters riding astride a mule...
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...and with every step their arses bounced
on the saddle.
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- TrallallĂ ...
- Mmm!
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Let's hope the new doctor likes
chrysanthemums, like Dr...
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- Manson in 'The Citadel'.
- Or was it dahlias?
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- Carmelina, your whole arse is showing!
- Nice arse, nice view!
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If they call you Holy-Water, don't
complain!
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Who's complaining?
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If he likes dahlias better, I'll just
change them.
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There!
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This is SasĂ .
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He'll enjoy them. My tribute to a man of
culture.
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What are they?
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No idea. Found them in the cellar. They'll
interest him. Well done, SasĂ !
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This is Grandpa Checco. They don't make
razor strops like this anymore.
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That's old-fashioned stuff. He'll have
some ultrafast electric razor.
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Know where to shove it?
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- I kiss your hands, Excellency!
- Rosalia, what on earth are you wearing?
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- Indecent!
- Well done! You've fixed the room nicely.
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Well done, SasĂ .
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Excellent. He'll feel like he's at the
Grand Hotel. A famous doctor...
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...like Dr Seiter could hardly sleep at
the clinic!
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He's from South Tyrol, from Bolzano!
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The coach is late. It should be here by
now. And why are you...
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- Here?
- What?
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We are the village authorities. I
represent the Belpertuso press...
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...and therefore have the right to welcome
arriving dignitaries. Clear?
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'I represent'! What's wrong with you? Come
looking for the doctor?
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I caught the clap. The clap! Tell me right
now who gave it to you...
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...pig! Speak, in the name of the law! It
happened five years ago...
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...when I went to the mainland. In this
stinking village there isn't even a...
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...whore! All right, all right! You scared
the life out of me! Here's the coach!
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It's here! At last! Seventy-two hours
late: almost on time!
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Oh, mamma mia!
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He hasn't come.
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So what do we do now, lads?
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Minchia, we're screwed! What are we going
to tell the villagers?
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Gentlemen, gentlemen! He's here!
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- Good morning, miss.
- I'm the doctor. What?
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Don Mimì, did you notice that bag?
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I'm Sigrun Seiter, the town doctor. I say
she's an SS officer in disguise!
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Perhaps I wasn't clear. Didn't you receive
the letter announcing my arrival?
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Well, you see, we were actually expecting
a doctor with balls...
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A doctor, you understand?
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Yes, exactly. A man, in other words. A
man?
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- A man called Sigrun?
- What's so funny?
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Come now, gentlemen! Sigrun is a woman's
name. The name of a Valkyrie.
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Don't you know the Valkyries?
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You know, this village doesn't get many
tourists.
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There they are, they're coming.
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A long-haired doctor!
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- What long-haired doctor?
- It's a woman!
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I have the honour of presenting Dr Sigrun
Seiter. Delighted.
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She only examines women! It's a scandal!
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Come on. Minchia!
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Back! Back, I said!
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- Minchia? Minchia?
- What is that, a greeting?
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Well, actually, it's something rather
pleasant.
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Minchia! Minchia! Minchia! Minchia!
Minchia!
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Minchia! Minchia! Minchia! Minchia!
Minchia!
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Beppe Nardone, at your service, Doctor!
Minchia! Don Gaudenzio, we're saved now!
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There she is. What a beauty!
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Carmelina, remember: perfect decorum. A
distinguished guest is coming...
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...and you must understand that these are
very serious people.
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When he arrives, let me do the talking. I
know how to receive a man...
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...of importance. And here is Dr Sigrun
Seiter. Please, Doctor, do come in.
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Willkommen in Belpertuso, Herr Doktor!
This is my family. Please.
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Danke schön, Herr Doktor! Chrysanthemum...
offriren!
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- Forgive me, but I...
- We're family here. Very kind, thanks.
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My wife is a cultured woman, you know. How
lovely, thank you! Grandpa... delighted.
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That's Rosario, known as SasĂ . Honoured.
Doctor, I've a little pain...
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...right here. Do something; you know what
Grandpa's like!
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No, don't let him go! And this is
Carmelina, our culinary expert.
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Please, madam. If you'll follow me, I'll
show you to your room.
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Thank you.
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- Did you see? She's wearing trousers!
- Shameless! A woman of science!
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- How dare you judge her?
- Get straight back to the kitchen!
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SasĂ , mind your manners at the table. Yes,
Mum. Here comes the doctor.
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Please, please. The sausage! Here you are,
at the head of the table. Thank you.
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Too much trouble. Nonsense, in Sicily
hospitality is sacred. Smells lovely!
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More?
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No, thank you. Now you must try a little
wine. Thank you. Allow me.
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It's from my own vineyard.
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Is that enough, madam? More? It must be
excellent. Cheers! Thank you.
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Turned out well! That's enough. Our expert
is queen of the kitchen. Have a taste.
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A little more water, Mum?
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Thanks, SasĂ . Enough. They're dressed with
aubergines, a local speciality.
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I hope you like it. What do you think,
Doctor?
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Excellent. I made the sauce for you with
my own hands. Just out of curiosity...
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Do you grow aubergines where you come
from?
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Yes, of course. Where I'm from, aubergines
have a curious name. They're called...
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Is something wrong?
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Perhaps you don't like them. No, no, I was
saying that where I come from...
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...aubergines have an odd name. They're
called... wait. You can't remember?
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Strange, it's completely slipped my mind
just now.
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That happens to me all the time with
names.
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- Aren't you comfortable in that chair?
- Very comfortable.
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Now I remember. Where I'm from, aubergines
are called...
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Sorry, I dropped my knife. I told you to
behave at the table!
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Leave him alone. These things happen,
don't they?
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You're far too indulgent with that boy.
You know manners matter to me.
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You're right, dear. Above all, the table
shows whether a man is a gentleman.
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I was taught that at table your hands stay
beside your plate...
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...and you take great care never to put
your elbows on the tablecloth.
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What's wrong? Are you feeling unwell?
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No, it's nothing. It'll pass in a moment.
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This is madness!
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'Mad apple'. Sorry, I didn't follow.
Tollapfel means 'mad apple', madam.
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You absolutely mustn't worry, it's nothing
serious. But if...
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...you neglect it, it can develop into
urethritis. Then you're in trouble.
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Where'd you catch it?
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On the mainland. In this village there
isn't even a...
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You've already told me. Trousers down,
please. Now.
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Know what they say around here? A man who
hasn't caught it at least once...
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...isn't a real man. Congratulations!
You've passed with flying colours.
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- You...
- You're here to have it looked at too?
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And you?
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- Me too.
- Tell me, does she get a good look at it?
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Of course. Does she touch it too?
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Of course she touches it. She's a doctor!
Then I'll come here every day.
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But there's absolutely nothing wrong with
you. And this is nothing?
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I assure you, everything is fine. What I
need is a practical test, Doctor.
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- Schwein!
- What did you say?
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I said it could be Schwein. And what does
this Schwein mean?
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A very serious disease. Very serious. But
I don't understand: this always works!
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There's only one cure, my dear young man:
a nice clean cut. Are you mad?
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Mamma mia, she's crazy! Run! She proposed
a hideous mutilation!
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Come in. Please, sit down. SasĂ , come on
in. I wouldn't want to disturb you.
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You're not disturbing me. There's no one
left. Sit down.
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- So, what did you come about?
- This.
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That's teenage acne. Perfectly normal at
your age. There's nothing to worry about.
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- How old are you?
- Seven...
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Seventeen.
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SasĂ , you'll have to be completely honest
with me. Agreed?
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Of course. Why else would I come? Besides,
doctors are like...
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...confessors, they say. Exactly. So: do
you feel you're a grown man...
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A grown man? You bet! Good grief. Have you
ever been with a girl?
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Yes, of course. But do you understand what
I mean?
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Let's be precise: I mean, have you had
intimate relations? Intimate?
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Never. That explains it. You need to sleep
with a woman for the acne to clear...
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...up. Easy for you to say, but where am I
supposed to find a woman?
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In this village, until... until you get
married... until then...
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Nothing. Right. So where does all that
famous southern passion...
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- ...go?
- To the mainland, when...
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...we're in the army. That's where it
happens. When's your turn?
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In two years, six months and ten days.
Have you tried it on with Carmelina?
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Of course I have, but there's no chance.
And besides...
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...Grandpa and Dad never leave her alone.
Then you'll have to wait. Yes, wait.
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What is this, a haunted house?
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Morning, Grandpa. No breakfast at the
tavern today?
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Ill-mannered brat! At your age I was
already fighting in Africa!
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Grandpa!
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May I come in, Doctor?
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Come in!
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You're late today, Grandpa Checco!
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You beat me to the punch again!
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You're both very sweet in this contest of
courtesy. But know what you should do?
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No.
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Organise yourselves better. Of course.
She's right: we need a system!
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Out! Insolent pig! Shameless! How dare
you?
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Get out of the bathroom at once! Out! Out!
For heaven's sake, go away! You too!
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You've soaked my whole shirt! Form a
queue! Form a queue!
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Sorry, terribly sorry. Is it possible you
still haven't learnt to queue...
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...for the bathroom? You should learn from
the English.
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- I can't take any more, I'm suffocating!
- Just a little longer.
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Now you know what to do. Repeat the
treatment every day...
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...every single day, morning and evening.
Then apply this lotion...
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...all over your face. Easy to say! Will
the acne clear? Let's hope so.
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I've already told you what you need to do.
And I've already told you that here...
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These things happen when least expected.
And for a handsome lad...
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...like you, it shouldn't be difficult.
When you're young, you have to have faith.
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Right. You obviously don't know this
place. Maybe, but all places are alike.
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Don't make such a tragedy of it.
Belpertuso is hopeless.
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Are you really sure?
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I don't believe it. Let's tour the village
together. We'll meet plenty of pretty...
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...girls we meet.
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You know, you were right. I didn't see a
single girl.
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Told you!
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I kiss your hands! She's having fun with
the mayor's son! Lucky bicycle...
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...getting squeezed between those thighs!
She may be a doctor, but what behaviour!
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This is a lovely spot.
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Is all this land yours?
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Yes. That's the orchard, the vineyard, and
those are the wheat fields.
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- And what's that?
- The old mill. Shall we go?
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If you like.
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Go on, go on, go on!
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They used to grind wheat here. Now it's
used as a storehouse...
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There's everything in here.
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Good. But there are lemons. Yes.
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SasĂ , do you remember Goethe's poem?
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Do you know the land where the lemon trees
bloom,
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where golden oranges gleam among green
leaves?
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And your acne?
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Just a little redness left. It's that I...
I feel like... like someone who...
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Listen, let's play a game. Whoever drops
it pays a forfeit, all right?
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Careful!
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- No, no, not you!
- Why not me?
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- And where did she go?
- To Bolzano. Did you scare her off?
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- Carmelina?
- What are you talking about?
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Wait. The mayor has priority. You keep
quiet!
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Carmelina, sweetheart! Open up, beautiful,
open up!
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Carmelina, open up, it's the mayor! Is
this how you two behave? Gorging...
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Who's there?
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Look at the colour in your cheeks! And
look at those great pale buttocks!
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Shut that big mouth, you subversive,
anti-democratic lout! Me?
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For heaven's sake! A little quiet. Is this
really the time to argue politics?
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Wait for the elections! It's midnight!
Politics keeps no office hours!
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Then go to bed! If necessary, we'll argue
all night.
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Still, my girl's held up nicely, eh? You
degenerate! You're the degenerate!
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You do enjoy your little jokes, don't you?
Where did you sleep last night?
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At the clinic. Were you looking for me?
Was I ever! I didn't sleep a wink!
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That's why I slept at the clinic. What did
you think I meant?
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I only wanted to talk to you. At night?
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During the day I'm extremely busy, as the
village's first citizen.
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I need to discuss something intimate. Very
personal, I'd say.
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Oh, really? In that case, how about eleven
tonight? Where?
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In my room, naturally. But no funny
business, eh? Of course.
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Maybe he'll get laid!
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Minchia, what an arse!
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Bloody hell!
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Damn it!
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Lean the ladder up!
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Turn it! One...
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Two! Two! Two! One!
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One! Higher!
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How's it going?
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He enters the penalty area, takes the
ball... shoots! Goal!
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Yes, yes, yes!
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Goal! Oh, those two are really playing
fuckball! Let me see!
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Look, you look too! Listen! What fuckball?
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Look! That's Rosalia! What?
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Move over, let me see too! Look, look!
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It's Rosalia! He's shagging his own wife
and thinks she's the doctor!
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Pale-Arse got conned! Pale, all right!
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He deserves a lesson. Wait. Go to bed.
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Chinese cunning!
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Hey! What are you doing here?
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Same thing you're doing. Who did you think
I was?
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The doctor told me to sleep here,
Pale-Arse!
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Look at that filthy sod, watching the
erotic entertainment...
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...of his own daughter with her lawful
husband!
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Come on, you pigs! All chasing after that
shameless hussy!
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- What do you want, Carmelina?
- You.
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And yours I'll be. But how come?
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You never wanted to before. Why suddenly
now? Because I find you...
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...likeable, don't I?
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Besides, I'm furious with that lot. That's
why I decided. How do I look, SasĂ ?
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I like you.
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Take off my bra.
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- The rest too, right?
- Get moving!
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And hurry up with those knickers!
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What are you waiting for?
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- Never seen a belly before?
- Who cares about your belly?
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Ow, ow! No, not that — you!
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Take that little jacket off.
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What's wrong, are you scared?
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You're handsome.
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Hold me, SasĂ .
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Easy. I'll do everything, don't worry.
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I like it... darling!
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Sigrun! Sigrun! You too, eh? And what am
I?
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A scullery maid, eh? A kitchen skivvy?
Ever since that woman arrived...
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...none of you even look at me! I'm sick
to death of that German woman, you hear?
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I'm leaving this house and village
forever! Back to Ciociaria for Carmelina!
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Come on, Antonietta. If you don't tell me
what's wrong, how can I treat you?
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- No, I'm not ill.
- Then why did you come?
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Well, because... because I'm pregnant. Oh?
How long?
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- Two days.
- Two days? What are you talking about?
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Well, something happened. All right, all
right. Let's have a look.
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Dishonoured! Misfortune has struck me! But
you're a virgin. What's this about?
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He lifted my skirt. Yes, all right, and
then?
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He threw me onto the hay. And then?
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Then he rubbed himself all over me so much
I nearly fainted, Doctor.
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Oh, mein Gott! Come on, get dressed now.
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Sometimes I think we're in the Middle
Ages. Men go to the Moon and you...
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...think you're pregnant just because a
boy had a good grope.
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The fainting convinced me. I'll give you
fainting! You're not made of ice!
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Anyway, I'll prescribe some phosphorus.
It'll do your brain good.
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Doctor, excuse me. I still have those
little pains, those complaints...
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Keep taking the pills I gave you, all
right?
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Excuse me... perhaps a little examination,
a little feel, eh? Come by tomorrow...
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...at the clinic and we'll see. Good
evening. At the clinic!
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Yes... at the clinic.
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- Good evening, Doctor.
- Good evening. What is it?
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I need to tell you something, I...
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Mimì! Mimì!
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Ah, it's you. If you want us to swap rooms
again tonight, I'm ready.
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No, thank you. Pity.
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Doctor, if you want to go back to the
mill, I'd be happy to take you.
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Thank you, SasĂ , I'll let you know. Good
night. Good night.
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Hold it there!
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At last! I've been waiting one, two, three
hours. Same story every morning!
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This never ends.
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Lads, what a gorgeous babe! I love leafing
through it: they're all stark naked!
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I'm getting worked up just looking at
them!
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Disgusting! It was better when they spent
all day at the tavern...
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...and now they're at the clinic every
day, ever since that woman arrived!
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My husband's got every disease going! Let
me through!
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I'll do the douche myself! Yes, madam.
Hurry up!
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Hurry up!
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May they have a stroke! That foreigner has
them trailing after her like...
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...sheep. They don't even look at us
anymore, the filthy pigs!
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Of course, we had to end up with a woman
doctor! This scandal has to stop!
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We just sit here doing nothing? Right,
let's go to Don Gaudenzio!
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You must leave. Not that I agree, my dear
Doctor, quite the contrary...
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But as mayor, you understand, I can't
ignore the protests...
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...coming from every direction. Although,
to tell the truth...
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...only the women are protesting.
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When are the next elections?
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In two months. But why do you ask?
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Because the reason for your attitude is
obvious. Now listen carefully.
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If they doubted my competence, I'd accept
your request...
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...and leave today. But since it's nothing
but women's gossip, let me remind you...
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...I signed a proper council contract. I
intend to honour it. I'm staying.
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So you intend to stay despite everything?
Certainly, dear Mayor. Good for you!
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You cannot give in: your mission, your
devotion to science...
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...for which you're ready to give body and
soul! Body and soul...
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This storm has trapped us. Look what I
found. At least you can dry yourself off.
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Good man.
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Cold!
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Cold? Hey, you've hardly got any left! So
you did find yourself a girl!
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I see you took my advice.
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The parish priest interfered and put
pressure on the mayor. Oh, really?
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00:48:40,179 --> 00:48:45,097
Luckily the doctor's still here. She
doesn't let anyone walk all over her...
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She's got character!
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- Is there a doctor here?
- Yes, that's the clinic.
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A doctor? No male doctor, but there's a
lady doctor. Doctor Minchia.
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Breathe in. How long have you had this?
Since last night. We feasted on...
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...mussels. What did you say?
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00:49:33,268 --> 00:49:37,547
Yes, mussels. What's strange about that?
They were raw, weren't they?
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Yes, of course. Why, don't you like them?
You're in serious trouble.
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We need tests now. Meanwhile, I'm keeping
you isolated. What?
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How long must I stay here?
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Three or four days, until the results
arrive. I'm leaving!
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00:49:56,380 --> 00:50:00,156
Carabiniere Nardone! At your service. As
Belpertuso's health officer...
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...I order you to arrest this man as a
suspected...
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...carrier of vibrios. Yes, ma'am!
Vibrios? What the devil are those?
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- Cholera. Ever heard of cholera?
- Cholera?
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Exactly. Do you understand now? You're a
public danger, you know. Your name?
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00:50:21,449 --> 00:50:24,097
Well? Have you decided? I asked your name.
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Max Colombi. Max Colombi. You're lucky you
stopped here.
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Yes, some luck! But you'll only have to
postpone...
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...your pleasure trip for a few days. What
pleasure trip?
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00:50:43,251 --> 00:50:48,047
I assumed from the car. You're mistaken:
I'm not some industrialist...
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...on holiday. Who do you think I am?
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00:50:50,670 --> 00:50:57,076
I'm a test driver, trying out a prototype.
In two days I have to...
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...be in Milan. I'm a poor devil earning a
living, same as you. Understand?
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Of course I understand, but it makes no
difference to me. Your condition...
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...is a serious danger to you and everyone
else. So I have to...
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...keep you here, Mr Colombi. Please, sit
down.
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And you stay on guard. At your service,
Doctor.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- What brings you round here?
- Just passing.
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What are you doing all alone?
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00:51:49,900 --> 00:51:57,096
Nothing, I'm bored. You know, yesterday I
had a long talk with the doctor. Oh, yes?
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She explained loads of things. She said
that what happened between us...
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00:52:03,739 --> 00:52:06,217
- ...doesn't...
- You really told her everything?
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00:52:06,300 --> 00:52:10,257
Well, I had to. But I didn't tell her I
was with you. Oh, good.
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00:52:10,340 --> 00:52:11,489
I didn't specify.
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I got such a fright, you know. I really
thought I was pregnant.
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00:52:30,947 --> 00:52:32,905
Oh, come on!
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00:52:43,974 --> 00:52:47,249
Bloody hell, I've got to call Milan! Isn't
there a telephone here?
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00:52:49,643 --> 00:52:54,786
I knew it. This isn't a village, it's a
dump. Now get out at once...
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00:52:54,869 --> 00:52:58,930
...can't you see I'm examining someone?
Listen, couldn't you make the call for me?
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00:52:59,010 --> 00:53:03,206
When I've finished. For God's sake, how
many times must I say it's urgent?
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00:53:03,289 --> 00:53:04,527
Urgent!
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00:53:07,059 --> 00:53:08,757
Shall I cuff him?
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00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:13,304
Thank you, Nardone, there's no need yet.
The gentleman is merely rude.
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00:53:14,755 --> 00:53:17,672
Still, I'm always on the alert. Good man,
Nardone.
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00:53:21,369 --> 00:53:22,202
Thank you.
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00:53:51,152 --> 00:53:52,773
Don Mimì, are you feeling ill?
396
00:53:54,527 --> 00:54:00,016
My heart! Go and fetch the doctor! And
who's going to sack the flour?
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00:54:00,099 --> 00:54:04,130
Go on, hurry! Run! I'm going, I'm going!
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00:54:38,032 --> 00:54:39,016
Did you call Milan?
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00:54:39,099 --> 00:54:43,036
I told you to stay in there. What did my
boss say?
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00:54:43,119 --> 00:54:43,952
Your boss?
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00:54:44,035 --> 00:54:47,159
He was pretty explicit. He said you're
a...
402
00:54:47,659 --> 00:54:49,896
Pillock. What does that mean?
403
00:54:50,554 --> 00:54:57,857
A bollock. Or, if you prefer the medical
term, a testicle.
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00:54:57,940 --> 00:55:01,436
I don't like that fellow. I'm cuffing him,
understood?
405
00:55:01,519 --> 00:55:04,914
No! Doctor, quickly! Don Mimì is ill!
406
00:55:06,974 --> 00:55:08,340
Stay on guard. All right.
407
00:55:11,867 --> 00:55:13,402
Oh, go fuck...
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00:55:14,922 --> 00:55:16,996
Bloody hell!
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00:55:51,472 --> 00:55:52,305
The window!
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00:55:58,273 --> 00:56:00,601
It's too high, for fuck's sake!
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00:56:14,405 --> 00:56:15,942
- Where is he?
- Over there.
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00:56:19,199 --> 00:56:20,032
Hey!
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00:56:39,364 --> 00:56:40,197
Don Mimì!
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00:56:44,561 --> 00:56:45,394
Is he upstairs?
415
00:56:48,224 --> 00:56:51,656
Where the hell has he got to?
416
00:56:51,739 --> 00:56:56,036
Forgive me, my soul, if I deceive you. I
want to shower you with fiery kisses!
417
00:56:56,119 --> 00:56:58,941
Fiery kisses! So many fiery kisses! I want
to give you...
418
00:57:01,132 --> 00:57:06,277
Don't run, little dove! Let me go! You're
my passion! One sublime embrace...
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00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:13,096
...from you! What smooth skin, what smooth
skin! No, stop! What magnificent...
420
00:57:13,179 --> 00:57:18,076
...mainland tits you've got! I want to
give you kisses, every kind of kiss!
421
00:57:18,159 --> 00:57:22,636
They call me the Bull of Belpertuso. And
not because of the horns!
422
00:57:22,719 --> 00:57:27,237
Where are you, my sylph?
423
00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:34,897
There you are, there you are! Such white
skin! You're so white! Come, come...
424
00:57:34,980 --> 00:57:37,840
...come to my little heart!
425
00:57:40,333 --> 00:57:42,476
And I grab! And I grab!
426
00:57:44,264 --> 00:57:48,686
Don Checco! The mayor's had a turn and the
doctor's with him at the mill!
427
00:57:48,769 --> 00:57:50,927
What do you mean, he's had a turn?
428
00:57:51,010 --> 00:57:57,897
Ah, I see! He's putting on an act. He
wants to shag the doctor!
429
00:57:57,980 --> 00:58:00,677
He needs the usual lesson. Right. How do
we get there?
430
00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:06,326
To the mill? I'm motorised! I can go on
this. But it's a bloody snail...
431
00:58:06,409 --> 00:58:12,386
...we'll never make it in time! Step on
it! Come on! You're right!
432
00:58:12,469 --> 00:58:16,092
This is the end of Pale-Arse!
433
00:58:18,724 --> 00:58:27,195
I'd sacrifice my honour for you! Stop!
Stop! Where are you going?
434
00:58:28,561 --> 00:58:34,164
Don't run away! Stop! And you, dancing
fool, stop!
435
00:58:35,632 --> 00:58:42,167
Come on, we're nearly there! Hurry! Don't
lose that animal!
436
00:58:42,250 --> 00:58:44,710
There he is! I'll get him!
437
00:58:46,331 --> 00:58:56,304
Come on, down you get! Down, I said! Move!
March! One...
438
00:58:57,789 --> 00:59:02,050
...two, one, two! Keep going, just like
that! I love it!
439
00:59:03,570 --> 00:59:04,598
Where are you going?
440
00:59:04,681 --> 00:59:08,969
No way out this way! No way out! That's
it! Harder!
441
00:59:11,458 --> 00:59:14,090
Yes, like a wild horse!
442
00:59:17,213 --> 00:59:24,277
Keep going! I love it! Keep going! Kick me
in the...
443
00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:27,893
...belly! Kick me in the belly!
444
00:59:29,987 --> 00:59:40,179
That's it! I told you, no way out! No way
out! I'm so excited!
445
00:59:43,806 --> 00:59:51,655
Again, again! Come on, hit me! Darling...
446
01:00:09,369 --> 01:00:14,875
Why do you keep running away? Come on!
447
01:00:15,449 --> 01:00:18,266
Stop there! Wait!
448
01:00:24,306 --> 01:00:25,152
Squad, forward!
449
01:00:29,420 --> 01:00:35,039
You over there, you here. And me? You,
that side!
450
01:00:38,887 --> 01:00:41,047
I can't stand it! I'm so excited!
451
01:00:42,550 --> 01:00:44,152
All mine!
452
01:00:45,992 --> 01:00:51,358
Get stuck in! Hold him tight!
453
01:00:55,054 --> 01:00:59,329
Come on, come on! Charge!
454
01:01:02,969 --> 01:01:14,527
Lift him up! Quick! Surround him! Let me
go!
455
01:01:17,969 --> 01:01:27,150
We've got him! We've got him! Don't let
go!
456
01:01:33,699 --> 01:01:39,418
Come on! Come on! Come on!
457
01:02:09,389 --> 01:02:13,059
Come on! Doctor, mine's disappeared!
458
01:02:14,579 --> 01:02:24,460
Sorry! Sorry! Minchia, this is better than
the cinema!
459
01:02:25,639 --> 01:02:29,181
That came out really well. That's all for
today, gentlemen.
460
01:02:31,831 --> 01:02:32,664
The fine!
461
01:02:40,353 --> 01:02:44,456
I don't have 500 lire, but drinks are on
me at the tavern. They give me credit.
462
01:02:44,539 --> 01:02:47,917
You can drink to my health. Let's all go
to the tavern.
463
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:50,192
Come on, let's go!
464
01:03:13,193 --> 01:03:14,806
Let's check your blood pressure.
465
01:03:24,027 --> 01:03:29,906
One-thirty, normal. You need a tonic.
You'll soon feel much stronger...
466
01:03:29,989 --> 01:03:33,561
...and your appetite will improve too.
467
01:03:37,358 --> 01:03:39,071
I'll write you a prescription now.
468
01:04:56,755 --> 01:04:57,936
Right, let's see.
469
01:05:01,733 --> 01:05:05,125
Bloody hell! There, done.
470
01:05:30,623 --> 01:05:38,452
Ten drops in a tablespoon before meals.
471
01:05:41,945 --> 01:05:48,190
Goodbye. Hey! What have you done to my
car?
472
01:05:48,273 --> 01:05:52,257
- Why?
- It won't start! It won't start! Sorry.
473
01:05:55,733 --> 01:05:56,744
Perhaps because...
474
01:05:58,382 --> 01:05:59,512
...this is missing.
475
01:06:02,094 --> 01:06:02,927
Give it to me!
476
01:06:06,719 --> 01:06:08,200
Come here!
477
01:06:17,197 --> 01:06:21,447
- You're not leaving. Give me the key.
- Give me that gadget.
478
01:06:21,530 --> 01:06:22,589
- Open up!
- No.
479
01:06:28,487 --> 01:06:30,200
Damn it!
480
01:06:42,425 --> 01:06:47,994
The key! Give me that key!
481
01:07:20,817 --> 01:07:23,331
Stop! Hold still!
482
01:07:40,610 --> 01:07:43,141
Doctor, a telegram has arrived for you.
483
01:07:45,369 --> 01:07:50,414
- Slide it under the door.
- Yes, under the door.
484
01:07:58,887 --> 01:08:00,389
The test results.
485
01:08:03,510 --> 01:08:04,809
Well? What do they say?
486
01:08:06,396 --> 01:08:08,402
Negative. All negative.
487
01:08:10,226 --> 01:08:14,074
And you kept me here all this time! I'm a
doctor.
488
01:08:18,850 --> 01:08:19,761
Some doctor...
489
01:08:29,920 --> 01:08:33,616
The Agricultural Inspectorate has asked me
to explain to you...
490
01:08:33,699 --> 01:08:38,297
...the possibilities for developing
livestock farming on mountain pastures.
491
01:08:38,380 --> 01:08:43,877
As you know, animal husbandry is a
determining factor...
492
01:08:44,039 --> 01:08:48,229
- When did you decide to leave?
- Tomorrow morning.
493
01:08:50,185 --> 01:08:52,453
Tell me, why don't you come with me? With
you?
494
01:08:52,970 --> 01:08:57,913
I have my work here. But what are you
staying in a village like this for?
495
01:08:58,439 --> 01:09:03,576
I'm a doctor. And a village like this is
exactly where I'm needed.
496
01:09:03,659 --> 01:09:07,557
The State wants to educate the rural
population.
497
01:09:07,640 --> 01:09:11,956
To that end, I shall show you, by means of
slides...
498
01:09:12,039 --> 01:09:15,960
...several breeds of cattle. And what do
we buy the cows with, the slides?
499
01:09:16,380 --> 01:09:21,797
As everyone knows, the State only lets you
see its cattle in photographs!
500
01:09:21,880 --> 01:09:24,729
So stop being clever. Please, let's begin.
501
01:09:30,720 --> 01:09:35,946
The breed you see is typical of Tuscany
and is a good milk producer.
502
01:09:36,029 --> 01:09:40,406
Like the pharmacist's wife! Its udders can
reach quite...
503
01:09:40,489 --> 01:09:47,286
...impressive proportions. Yes, I can see
that! This is a Modicana cow...
504
01:09:47,369 --> 01:09:52,127
...with a powerful, fleshy rear. The
pharmacist's wife's arse!
505
01:09:52,210 --> 01:09:55,560
With proper care it can produce splendid
sirloins.
506
01:09:58,902 --> 01:10:03,606
This is a red bovine, typical of the East.
Nasty breed...
507
01:10:03,689 --> 01:10:08,946
...a comrade cow! Highly valued both for
work and at the slaughterhouse.
508
01:10:09,029 --> 01:10:14,167
Hammer and sickle! Here in Italy, this
breed is steadily increasing in number.
509
01:10:14,250 --> 01:10:19,406
That is due to its talent for compromise.
This cow's a politician!
510
01:10:19,489 --> 01:10:26,116
Yes, indeed. And here is a white breed
typical of Italy. Its belly is...
511
01:10:26,199 --> 01:10:30,297
...of remarkable proportions, owing to its
ability to gobble up feed...
512
01:10:30,380 --> 01:10:34,856
...of American production with an
insatiable appetite.
513
01:10:34,939 --> 01:10:40,417
It'll also eat at any trough offered to
it. A democratic cow, eh?
514
01:10:40,500 --> 01:10:46,456
And now you will see the milk cow par
excellence.
515
01:10:46,539 --> 01:10:47,657
Now that's a milk cow!
516
01:10:51,737 --> 01:10:58,996
Pigs! Bastards! That's the last straw! I'm
leaving this place! Silence!
517
01:10:59,079 --> 01:11:02,757
Turn that bloody thing off, quick! What do
I do, Sergeant, arrest him?
518
01:11:02,840 --> 01:11:04,597
Son of a...!
519
01:11:04,680 --> 01:11:09,977
Come here! I'll smash you! I want to know
who pulled this stunt!
520
01:11:10,060 --> 01:11:15,076
I'll lock him up! Mainland breed! Now
those are some milking tits!
521
01:11:15,159 --> 01:11:16,898
Milking tits!
522
01:12:22,185 --> 01:12:27,026
Lovely show! I suppose you're all proud of
yourselves. I'm sorry, terribly sorry.
523
01:12:27,109 --> 01:12:32,417
I assure you. Well, this time it wasn't
your fault. And I'm sorry too...
524
01:12:32,500 --> 01:12:39,437
...to see you go. You understand that at
this point there's nothing else I can do.
525
01:12:39,520 --> 01:12:46,639
It hurts to think I won't see you again.
I've grown very fond of you.
526
01:12:47,466 --> 01:12:51,866
Before you arrived I was always aching all
over. Think what you like...
527
01:12:51,949 --> 01:12:57,206
...but I don't know, your presence, your
smile... Now I feel wonderful.
528
01:12:57,289 --> 01:13:01,246
I feel as if I'm back in the old days,
when I was fighting in East Africa.
529
01:13:01,329 --> 01:13:08,406
For this village you've been like a breath
of spring, a gust...
530
01:13:08,489 --> 01:13:14,446
...of fresh air. I apologise for the way
we've behaved towards you.
531
01:13:14,529 --> 01:13:20,717
It's not your fault. This little village
will go back to being...
532
01:13:20,800 --> 01:13:26,801
...what it was before: dull, full of sad
days, every one the same, but...
533
01:13:27,443 --> 01:13:36,566
- But I have to leave, do you understand?
- Yes, of course, Sigrun. I understand.
534
01:13:36,649 --> 01:13:44,537
I can't blame you. You're right, we're the
ones who were wrong. Still...
535
01:15:06,734 --> 01:15:09,029
Come on, come here.
536
01:15:37,836 --> 01:15:44,502
- I can't do it, Sigrun.
- Try. Try again.
537
01:16:02,404 --> 01:16:04,212
I can't.
538
01:16:10,844 --> 01:16:18,420
I've waited too long for this moment.
539
01:16:28,377 --> 01:16:32,662
What a shame. A real shame.
540
01:16:36,199 --> 01:16:37,032
But...
541
01:16:39,395 --> 01:16:41,537
- What's a shame?
- I don't understand.
542
01:16:49,082 --> 01:16:53,250
I was saying it's a real shame that you're
leaving.
543
01:16:54,600 --> 01:17:04,371
Thanks. Perhaps I need a real check-up.
Sorry, what did you say?
544
01:17:04,725 --> 01:17:11,761
Oh, no, no, pay no attention. Just the
thoughts of a poor old man.
545
01:17:38,609 --> 01:17:40,618
- Looking for someone?
- No, no, nobody.
546
01:18:27,462 --> 01:18:33,301
- I'm so glad to see you again.
- Me too. Won't you even say hello?
547
01:18:36,509 --> 01:18:40,591
You look so funny, SasĂ !
548
01:18:49,975 --> 01:18:57,078
Hey, that's how you kiss him! Bye! Bye!
Goodbye, Doctor!
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