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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:12,930 --> 00:00:15,432 {\an8}Okay, welcome back. Last week we were talking about 4 00:00:15,433 --> 00:00:19,102 {\an8}some of the stuff that you are fed from the time you were born 5 00:00:19,103 --> 00:00:23,649 {\an8}and the, the facts that we accept as facts and we never stop and go, 6 00:00:23,650 --> 00:00:26,569 wait a second, um, is that true? 7 00:00:26,570 --> 00:00:29,070 We never stop and try to think outside the box 8 00:00:29,071 --> 00:00:31,615 and try to live our lives as free thinkers. 9 00:00:31,616 --> 00:00:34,994 We're living our lives as programmed robots. 10 00:00:34,995 --> 00:00:37,829 Uh, I know, it's a little dramatic, but it's true, too. 11 00:00:37,830 --> 00:00:40,957 How often do you stop and question the things around you 12 00:00:40,958 --> 00:00:43,127 and just try to think outside the box? 13 00:00:43,128 --> 00:00:47,839 Um, so, uh, jumping back into Hollow Earth Theory. 14 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:53,470 1692, an astronomer named Edmond Halley says the Earth is hollow. 15 00:00:53,471 --> 00:00:55,180 Wow! It is? 16 00:00:55,181 --> 00:00:56,932 Yes, it is. It may, in fact... 17 00:00:56,933 --> 00:00:58,099 Huh. 18 00:00:58,100 --> 00:01:00,602 Oh, look at that. Nice old guitar. 19 00:01:00,603 --> 00:01:03,897 Yes, it's just been sitting in my uncle's attic collecting dust. 20 00:01:03,898 --> 00:01:05,524 I clean it up a little bit. I mean, it looks good. 21 00:01:05,525 --> 00:01:07,859 - It's got, like, a little... - Yeah. Yeah. 22 00:01:07,860 --> 00:01:10,029 - Minor... - Yeah, I mean, it's a... You know, it's in good shape. 23 00:01:10,030 --> 00:01:13,449 - It's an antique. - It is an antique. It's a Silvertone guitar. 24 00:01:13,450 --> 00:01:17,619 This was a, a sort of a cheap guitar back when they were around. 25 00:01:17,620 --> 00:01:19,537 Almost a department-store guitar. Like a Kay guitar. 26 00:01:19,538 --> 00:01:22,082 - Really? - You know, a Kay guitar? They sell 'em at Sears. 27 00:01:22,083 --> 00:01:25,585 - Oh. Really? - So, yeah. I mean, it's in, it's in pretty good shape. 28 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:28,297 He always bragged about this guitar. But it was just a... I thought it was... 29 00:01:28,298 --> 00:01:29,965 Well, you know, it doesn't, it doesn't have to be 30 00:01:29,966 --> 00:01:33,009 a great guitar for someone to have a, an amazing relationship with it. 31 00:01:33,010 --> 00:01:34,344 - Do you know what I mean? - I guess, yeah. 32 00:01:34,345 --> 00:01:37,764 So given that it was not ever an expensive guitar 33 00:01:37,765 --> 00:01:40,850 though it's aged okay. Uh, it's not... 34 00:01:40,851 --> 00:01:44,020 It's a niche market, you know? I mean, I have to find a buyer for this guitar. 35 00:01:44,021 --> 00:01:45,564 - Mm-hmm. - What do you got in here? 36 00:01:45,565 --> 00:01:47,774 - I have some brand-new boots. - Oh. Actually... 37 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:51,319 - From... Made, hand-made in Mexico. - Boots in the boot-box. 38 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:52,820 Yeah. They're like... Yeah. 39 00:01:52,821 --> 00:01:54,114 These are nice. That's a good brand. -I think they're lizard skin or something. 40 00:01:54,115 --> 00:01:58,034 Yeah. Yeah. Oh! Nope. Not quite brand new. Huh? 41 00:01:58,035 --> 00:01:59,078 I tried 'em on. 42 00:02:01,496 --> 00:02:06,334 - Hey. - Ah-a-hah! 43 00:02:06,335 --> 00:02:09,964 Hey. Hey. Hey! 44 00:02:09,965 --> 00:02:13,217 Oh. Yeah. Oh, shit! Just... I was... 45 00:02:13,218 --> 00:02:14,800 - I got a customer. - Yeah. 46 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:17,179 I mean, I mean, I know you got the earphones in, but you know, 47 00:02:17,180 --> 00:02:21,182 your mouth still makes the noises. 48 00:02:21,183 --> 00:02:22,850 - Sorry. I'm sorry. - That's... 49 00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:26,730 He's got a problem. - Okay. So... 50 00:02:26,731 --> 00:02:30,359 I can give you, let's say... 51 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:34,195 How about a 100 bucks for both of 'em? 52 00:02:34,196 --> 00:02:36,030 - It's a good price. We're the, we're... - Yeah? 53 00:02:36,031 --> 00:02:38,534 You're gonna try to sell this by yourself? What are you gonna do with these boots? 54 00:02:38,535 --> 00:02:40,910 - Yeah. That's true. - They, they... I mean, they're nice, but they were used. 55 00:02:40,911 --> 00:02:42,662 - You need the money, right? - Yeah. Yeah. 56 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:44,872 - What do you say? - Okay. Yeah. I mean... 57 00:02:44,873 --> 00:02:48,627 Yeah. There you go. Hundred dollars richer. Hold on. Let's just do our paperwork. 58 00:02:48,628 --> 00:02:52,214 Can you give me your driver's license? I'll give it to, the kid to see if he can do some work. 59 00:02:52,215 --> 00:02:54,674 Yeah. Sure. 60 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:56,509 Thank you. Hey. 61 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:57,511 Oh. 62 00:03:02,391 --> 00:03:04,309 Could you just sign that top X here? 63 00:03:04,310 --> 00:03:05,311 Mm-hmm. 64 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:11,190 You're not screwing me? 65 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:12,400 - I'm not screwing you. - Okay. 66 00:03:12,401 --> 00:03:13,485 - Ben. - I trust you. 67 00:03:13,486 --> 00:03:14,819 - Take care, man. - Alright, thanks. 68 00:03:14,820 --> 00:03:17,156 - Good doing business. - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You, too. 69 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:20,534 - Hey. - Appreciate it. 70 00:03:20,535 --> 00:03:21,534 Yeah. Yeah. You got it. 71 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:23,202 Thanks. 72 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:24,245 Mel. 73 00:03:24,246 --> 00:03:25,497 There he is. What's up Jimmy? 74 00:03:25,498 --> 00:03:27,457 Nothin' much, man. Unsweet, just like you like. 75 00:03:27,458 --> 00:03:30,710 Thank you, buddy. So who's watching the store? You just leave it open over there? 76 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:33,212 Oh, man. Of course, I did. Left the register open, too. 77 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:35,799 Let it air out. That's what you do when you pay your insurance. 78 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:38,009 - Yeah. - You mind if I charge this thing up, man? 79 00:03:38,010 --> 00:03:39,469 Sure, man. Hold on. Right here. 80 00:03:39,470 --> 00:03:40,845 Awkwardly-placed plug. 81 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:42,930 Almost ended up with Southern-fried iPhone. 82 00:03:42,931 --> 00:03:45,184 - You know you don't want that. - Nah. 83 00:03:45,185 --> 00:03:46,644 Look at this thing. 84 00:03:46,645 --> 00:03:48,979 It's old and was never a good guitar, 85 00:03:48,980 --> 00:03:52,191 but now, it's a, it's an antique amazing guitar. 86 00:03:54,818 --> 00:03:58,864 Ugh! That, uh... You gotta be... 87 00:03:58,865 --> 00:04:01,532 All day. All day. I get this, man. 88 00:04:01,533 --> 00:04:03,785 How do I get a job like that? 89 00:04:03,786 --> 00:04:05,287 You might have it. You need a job like that? 90 00:04:05,288 --> 00:04:07,039 - Heh-heh-heh. - You want it? 91 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:08,499 Let me, le-- let me see what's left in the register. 92 00:04:08,500 --> 00:04:10,750 - Okay. - I'm gonna leave this here. 93 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:12,294 Okay, man. How much I owe you for the tea? 94 00:04:12,295 --> 00:04:14,129 - Ah, just put it on my tab. - Alright. Alright. 95 00:04:14,130 --> 00:04:15,672 You know I got my eye on that bugle in the back. 96 00:04:15,673 --> 00:04:17,799 Oh, yeah. That bugle's got your name on it, buddy. 97 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:18,800 Thanks. 98 00:04:18,801 --> 00:04:21,510 Oh, hey. Uh... 99 00:04:21,511 --> 00:04:24,472 Hey, Mel, you, um, you want me to take that stuff back to holding? 100 00:04:24,473 --> 00:04:25,557 - You mean this stuff? - Yeah. 101 00:04:25,558 --> 00:04:27,350 No, I got it, apparently. 102 00:04:27,351 --> 00:04:29,935 Alright. I'll just... I'll fill out the paperwork. 103 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:31,479 Yeah, why don't you fill out the paperwork? 104 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:32,980 Okay. 105 00:04:32,981 --> 00:04:36,275 Is that boots and a guitar. 106 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:37,986 What kind of guitar is it? 107 00:04:40,406 --> 00:04:41,448 Okay. 108 00:05:05,390 --> 00:05:07,432 - Somebody there? - I know. 109 00:05:07,433 --> 00:05:10,017 Is the door locked? 110 00:05:10,018 --> 00:05:12,270 Oh. 111 00:05:12,271 --> 00:05:14,272 - Hello? - Hello? 112 00:05:14,273 --> 00:05:16,066 Hello. 113 00:05:19,861 --> 00:05:21,906 It looks exactly the same. 114 00:05:24,533 --> 00:05:27,452 Oh! 115 00:05:27,453 --> 00:05:29,037 - Uh... - Hi, guy. 116 00:05:29,038 --> 00:05:31,705 That's my papa, Joe. Next to my daddy. 117 00:05:31,706 --> 00:05:34,375 - They look like twins. - No way! 118 00:05:34,376 --> 00:05:35,835 - What? - He said he quit. 119 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:37,295 Ew! Is that gum? 120 00:05:37,296 --> 00:05:39,464 - Well, yeah. That's his signature move. - Hm. 121 00:05:39,465 --> 00:05:41,715 We used to go out to restaurants, he'd order a meal, 122 00:05:41,716 --> 00:05:44,385 he'd take it out and put it right on the plate. 123 00:05:44,386 --> 00:05:47,222 And then he'd eat his meal and then put it right back in. 124 00:05:47,223 --> 00:05:48,222 Look how... cute you are! 125 00:05:48,223 --> 00:05:49,724 Oh, I'm so proud of you. 126 00:05:49,725 --> 00:05:50,934 Aww... 127 00:05:50,935 --> 00:05:53,645 Oh, that was at my Aunt Dee-dee's ranch. 128 00:05:53,646 --> 00:05:55,980 Mm-hmm. Sweetie, see why we gotta... 129 00:05:55,981 --> 00:05:59,400 - I know. - Look how cute she is. 130 00:05:59,401 --> 00:06:03,070 Isn't it weird seeing some of this stuff? 131 00:06:03,071 --> 00:06:06,574 It's like, feels like a dream. 132 00:06:06,575 --> 00:06:09,577 I should've visited more. 133 00:06:09,578 --> 00:06:11,412 - Why didn't I do that? - I don't know. 134 00:06:11,413 --> 00:06:12,873 Well, what can you do? 135 00:06:14,666 --> 00:06:16,584 You hungry? 136 00:06:16,585 --> 00:06:18,545 I'm scared to look in there. Oh. 137 00:06:18,546 --> 00:06:21,089 Oh, my God! 138 00:06:21,090 --> 00:06:22,549 Hello. 139 00:06:22,550 --> 00:06:24,467 Hello? 140 00:06:24,468 --> 00:06:25,677 - Hey. Hi. - Hello. 141 00:06:25,678 --> 00:06:28,429 Huh! Hi. 142 00:06:28,430 --> 00:06:29,764 - Hi. - Sorry. 143 00:06:29,765 --> 00:06:31,182 - Sorry. - Hi there. 144 00:06:31,183 --> 00:06:33,184 - We didn't mean to scare you. - Oh, it's okay. That's alright. 145 00:06:33,185 --> 00:06:36,939 Ahem. Well, um, you must be Mr. Everly's, uh, granddaughter. 146 00:06:36,940 --> 00:06:40,234 - That I am. - Well, hi there. My name is Phyllis. 147 00:06:40,235 --> 00:06:42,860 - Hi. - We've got a couple of details we could go over. 148 00:06:42,861 --> 00:06:46,990 So why don't y'all just take a seat at the table and we'll get right down to it. Okay? 149 00:06:46,991 --> 00:06:50,495 - Alright. - Uh-huh. I'll be right in there. 150 00:07:15,561 --> 00:07:17,104 Hey, Nathaniel. 151 00:07:17,105 --> 00:07:18,312 Oh, hey, Deirdre. 152 00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:19,564 How are you doin'? 153 00:07:19,565 --> 00:07:20,982 Good. How are you? 154 00:07:20,983 --> 00:07:22,067 Good. Good. 155 00:07:22,068 --> 00:07:24,652 - Ugh! - Is Mel around? 156 00:07:24,653 --> 00:07:27,530 Yeah. No. He's just in the back. He's, he's putting some stuff in holding. 157 00:07:27,531 --> 00:07:29,907 Okay, cool. Cool. 158 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:30,992 You look good. 159 00:07:30,993 --> 00:07:32,702 Well, thanks. 160 00:07:32,703 --> 00:07:34,745 Hey, you still makin' those poems? 161 00:07:34,746 --> 00:07:38,542 Oh, yeah. It's kind of what keeps me going, you know? 162 00:07:38,543 --> 00:07:40,585 Well, can I hear one? 163 00:07:40,586 --> 00:07:41,752 - You wanna hear one? - Yeah. 164 00:07:41,753 --> 00:07:44,339 That is so sweet. 165 00:07:44,340 --> 00:07:46,590 Um, well, I have the book with me. I always have it with me. So... 166 00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:47,800 - Yeah? - Yeah. 167 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:49,886 Let me see what I can dig up here. 168 00:07:52,348 --> 00:07:55,517 No. No, no. Not that one. 169 00:07:55,518 --> 00:07:59,104 Ooh. I hate all these. Why don't I just write you one? 170 00:07:59,105 --> 00:08:00,187 - Okay. Yeah. - Okay. 171 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:02,357 That sounds good. 172 00:08:02,358 --> 00:08:06,360 I just need to talk to him for a second. Quick second. 173 00:08:06,361 --> 00:08:07,820 Yeah. 174 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:08,905 It's really good to see you, though. 175 00:08:08,906 --> 00:08:10,325 It's really good to see you, too. 176 00:08:11,450 --> 00:08:13,785 Can't believe it's, uh, been so long. 177 00:08:13,786 --> 00:08:15,288 You know? 178 00:08:16,956 --> 00:08:20,040 Wow! Nice boots. 179 00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:21,460 Those new? 180 00:08:27,758 --> 00:08:32,346 Those the ones that guy just came, uh... Came in with? 181 00:08:44,108 --> 00:08:49,070 She's just writing me a poem. So... 182 00:08:49,071 --> 00:08:50,531 Okay. 183 00:09:05,421 --> 00:09:06,421 Gotta sign it. 184 00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:11,260 - There you go. - Thank you. 185 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:19,434 So, you owe me dinner. 186 00:09:19,435 --> 00:09:22,520 When are you gonna come over and cook for me? Have you ever had his guacamole? 187 00:09:22,521 --> 00:09:23,980 - Nope. - It is amazing. 188 00:09:23,981 --> 00:09:26,150 He's still got a little New Mexico in him. 189 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,236 I don't think that'd be a very good idea. 190 00:09:34,366 --> 00:09:36,325 Fair enough. 191 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:38,119 I'm not letting you off the hook, though, that easy. 192 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:40,915 I'm gonna keep trying 'cause you do owe me that fuckin' dinner. 193 00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:45,835 What, what's goin' on, Dee? 194 00:09:45,836 --> 00:09:47,338 Um... 195 00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:55,011 Stuck on there. 196 00:10:02,228 --> 00:10:04,229 Really? 197 00:10:04,230 --> 00:10:07,149 It's, uh... Uh, it's not for keeps. 198 00:10:07,150 --> 00:10:09,317 You can't keep it. 199 00:10:09,318 --> 00:10:12,154 This ring, though? 200 00:10:12,155 --> 00:10:14,072 What else do I have? 201 00:10:14,073 --> 00:10:16,282 It's all I have, and, uh, I know you'll keep it safe. 202 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:18,159 I'm just... It's just collateral. 203 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:22,997 I'm gonna come back for it, with the interest and everything. Every last penny. 204 00:10:22,998 --> 00:10:25,542 You know I'm good for it. I mean, I'm, I swear to God, I'm good for it. 205 00:10:25,543 --> 00:10:28,544 You know I am because I fuckin' love this ring. You know how much I love it. 206 00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:30,798 Can't doubt. 207 00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:33,801 You're not good for it. 208 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:41,224 I am, and here's why. 209 00:10:41,225 --> 00:10:44,185 Because, I have a job, I don't know if you heard. 210 00:10:44,186 --> 00:10:47,522 I got a job that is, uh, going great. 211 00:10:47,523 --> 00:10:50,024 They like me there, a lot. 212 00:10:50,025 --> 00:10:53,485 Um, they actually like... 213 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,030 You know, they... 214 00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:05,372 They give me a chance, and, uh, they're really nice to me, and... 215 00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:08,542 I'm doing good there. 216 00:11:08,543 --> 00:11:11,504 My fuckin' car broke down, I can't get there, uh, unless I fix my car. 217 00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:14,174 I don't have any money and so I just, I just need a fuckin' loan. 218 00:11:14,175 --> 00:11:16,967 Could you just give me a loan? Could you just loan me some fuckin'... 219 00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:22,224 Do you know how hard it is for me to come in here and ask you for this? 220 00:11:22,225 --> 00:11:25,142 Look, I, I'm not the Salvation Army, you know? 221 00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:27,395 I can't... I'm d... 222 00:11:27,396 --> 00:11:30,982 You know... It's not charity, I can't do it. 223 00:11:30,983 --> 00:11:32,610 Can't do it. 224 00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:38,907 Not this time, Dee. 225 00:11:38,908 --> 00:11:41,825 It's not, it's not what you think. 226 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:43,285 It's not what you think. 227 00:11:43,286 --> 00:11:47,415 - Isn't it? - No. 228 00:11:47,416 --> 00:11:49,959 I know you have no reason to believe me, but it's not what you think. 229 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:51,503 Okay. 230 00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:00,929 Uh, you know... 231 00:12:00,930 --> 00:12:03,514 I got no one to blame but myself. I nailed that door shut. 232 00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:06,767 I know. I did. Um... 233 00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:11,397 And I know it's stupid that I came in here at all. 234 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:16,235 What the fuck was I thinking? Such a fuckin' idiot. 235 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:18,070 Um, it was really good to see you. 236 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,865 - You, too. - Seriously. 237 00:12:20,866 --> 00:12:23,492 Enjoy your, uh, poem. 238 00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:24,994 Thank you. 239 00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:28,665 And... I'm sorry. 240 00:12:42,180 --> 00:12:43,931 Goddammit. 241 00:12:46,141 --> 00:12:49,144 Okay. Well... 242 00:12:49,145 --> 00:12:52,647 Like I said in the kitchen, we've got a couple of things to discuss. 243 00:12:52,648 --> 00:12:54,440 - How's the roof? - Yeah. 244 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,442 I, I think it's fine. 245 00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:57,527 - Oh, good. - That's good. 246 00:12:57,528 --> 00:12:59,487 'Cause I was gonna say, if it is not, 247 00:12:59,488 --> 00:13:00,947 do people metal-seam roofs here 248 00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:03,657 or is that like a lightning rod? 249 00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:05,785 What about the plumbing? Is it original? 250 00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:08,329 Um... I actual... I don't 251 00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:11,624 I don't know about the plumbing, but, um... 252 00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:14,545 I'm sorry. Did, did you think that you were getting the house? 253 00:13:17,381 --> 00:13:19,215 - Are we, are we not? - No? 254 00:13:19,216 --> 00:13:23,760 Oh, I assumed that you knew that there was a reverse mortgage 255 00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:28,849 put down on the house to, help take care of Mr. Everly in his waning years, so... 256 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:30,685 No. 257 00:13:30,686 --> 00:13:35,857 The house belongs to the bank now. Yeah. 258 00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:39,152 - Do we get it back from the bank? - Um, wait. 259 00:13:39,153 --> 00:13:40,945 - So there's a reverse mortgage. - Yes. 260 00:13:40,946 --> 00:13:44,782 Now, does that mean if we sell it and we just take a hit? 261 00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:46,534 - Yeah, how about takin' a hit? - No. 262 00:13:46,535 --> 00:13:49,080 Unfortunately, it, it does belong to the bank now. 263 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:55,125 I understand. It's, it's a lot of news, but, um, 264 00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:58,712 I do think that you will be really pleased with what you were left. 265 00:13:58,713 --> 00:13:59,714 - Oh. - Okay? 266 00:13:59,715 --> 00:14:01,632 Alright. Silver lining. 267 00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:06,054 Ahem. So this was really important to Mr. Everly. 268 00:14:06,055 --> 00:14:08,764 It was the one thing he said he didn't want to leave the family. 269 00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:10,976 So, here you go. 270 00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:14,979 What is it? 271 00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:16,856 It's a sword. 272 00:14:19,151 --> 00:14:20,985 What kind of sword? 273 00:14:20,986 --> 00:14:23,029 An antique one. 274 00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:26,282 Congratulations! 275 00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:28,784 - Thank you so much. - Yes. 276 00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:32,037 He did also, specifically in relation to the sword, 277 00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:34,457 he's left you this, and, um... 278 00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:37,794 It looks like a personal letter as well. 279 00:14:37,795 --> 00:14:41,547 Um, I did wanna let you know that, uh, the bank's not closing 280 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,174 on the house for at least another week. 281 00:14:43,175 --> 00:14:46,177 So if you need somewhere to stay, you're welcome to stay here, 282 00:14:46,178 --> 00:14:50,765 although there... The, the bedroom smells a little funny. 283 00:14:50,766 --> 00:14:53,267 Okay. I'll get out of your way. Okay? 284 00:14:53,268 --> 00:14:54,310 - Alright. - Alright. 285 00:14:54,311 --> 00:14:55,310 - Thank you, Phyllis. - Of course. 286 00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:57,730 - Yeah. - Buh-bye. 287 00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:59,149 Thank you. You're very... 288 00:14:59,150 --> 00:15:00,692 I... We appreciate it. We appreciate it. 289 00:15:00,693 --> 00:15:02,444 - No problem. - We appreciate it. 290 00:15:02,445 --> 00:15:04,280 - Bye! - Thank you. 291 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:12,286 I am so sorry. I know this wasn't what you were hoping for. 292 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:17,668 I mean... 293 00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:26,759 Oh, my goodness! I remember this old thing. 294 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:30,095 He used to bring it out at Christmas time and, um 295 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:32,097 on birthdays, special occasions. 296 00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:33,433 Mm-hmm. 297 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,397 I just think it's really screwed up. 298 00:15:40,398 --> 00:15:43,567 It's, like, what is wrong with our society? 299 00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:45,779 He worked himself to the bone his whole life. 300 00:15:45,780 --> 00:15:50,490 But he had to leverage every single thing he owned to see him through his old age? 301 00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:55,287 And then he can't leave you anything, except this, probably, useless old... 302 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:58,415 What? What are you reading? What's it say? 303 00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:00,293 You tell me. 304 00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:04,840 Mm-mm-mm-mm. 305 00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:08,676 Okay. Okay. 306 00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:12,514 - Okay. - Keep goin'. 307 00:16:12,515 --> 00:16:15,515 He's very clearly a little... 308 00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:18,603 - Was he? - Demented? Yeah. Very. 309 00:16:20,731 --> 00:16:24,775 What is this that he's... Why is he saying Sherman? 310 00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:27,361 And then on the next page it says Sheridan. 311 00:16:29,198 --> 00:16:30,614 Chickabaaga. 312 00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:31,865 But then here it says Chickapoo. 313 00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:33,243 Yeah. 314 00:16:35,746 --> 00:16:38,164 This is not saying what I think it's saying. 315 00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:39,833 Yeah. It's bad. 316 00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:52,554 Oh, my God! 317 00:16:52,555 --> 00:16:56,807 Oh. Honey, I have the heebies. I... 318 00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:58,851 I don't want anything to do with this. 319 00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:15,325 That's Charley Patton. 320 00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:18,079 Charley Patton was a, uh, a blues man. 321 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,872 One of the originals. Delta blues. 322 00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:23,125 Actually, the guy. Maybe you've heard of Robert Johnson? 323 00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:27,672 'Cause I think Charley Patton actually taught Robert Johnson how to play guitar. 324 00:17:27,673 --> 00:17:30,925 And he was part-Indian actually, American Indian. 325 00:17:30,926 --> 00:17:34,262 - I'm just nervous. - Cherokee or, uh Choctaw. I just learned... 326 00:17:34,263 --> 00:17:37,055 I just feel like, the story, it was so crazy. 327 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,099 I can't remember the right details. 328 00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:41,602 Confidence. Just got to be in here with confidence, alright? 329 00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:44,689 I don't think I can sell that one. I just decided that. 330 00:17:44,690 --> 00:17:46,024 - Oh. - There's other ones. 331 00:17:46,025 --> 00:17:48,525 I-- I, I like that one. I... Maybe I'll sell it. 332 00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:49,944 I don't know. 333 00:17:49,945 --> 00:17:51,362 We're just gonna get a price. 334 00:17:51,363 --> 00:17:56,242 - Have a good day. - You have a good day, too. 335 00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:58,452 How are you, ladies? 336 00:17:58,453 --> 00:18:00,287 What do you got? 337 00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:02,040 Uh, we're lookin' to sell this item. 338 00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:05,209 Well, that's interesting seal. 339 00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:07,795 I don't think I've ever seen that before. What is it? A sword? 340 00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:09,672 - That's right. - Can I look at it? 341 00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:12,132 Yeah, just be careful. 342 00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:14,177 It's very fragile. 343 00:18:14,178 --> 00:18:16,637 Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. 344 00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:20,390 Haven't seen one of these in a while. Civil War period. 345 00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:21,725 - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. 346 00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:24,479 Can I take a look at it underneath the glass? 347 00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:26,106 Uh, sure. 348 00:18:30,986 --> 00:18:34,112 Oh! This little kitty cat. 349 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,322 Is this is a cream pitcher? 350 00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:40,035 Uh... Yeah. Yeah, cream pitcher. 351 00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:41,829 - 'Cause a cat always wants milk. - Scabbard. 352 00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:44,040 - So it's kind of... - I know. That's right. 353 00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:47,168 Okay, I'm gonna take it out. 354 00:18:51,673 --> 00:18:53,090 It's in very good shape. 355 00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:55,217 Mm-hmm. 356 00:18:55,218 --> 00:18:58,679 Seems like the real deal. 357 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:03,017 And it's a Union sword, which I don't see around here much. 358 00:19:03,018 --> 00:19:05,436 Mostly, Confederate swords. 359 00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:10,400 Okay. Well, I can give you... 360 00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:13,070 Hm. 361 00:19:15,238 --> 00:19:20,034 How about, 400 in cash for this sword today? 362 00:19:20,035 --> 00:19:21,202 That's a... No, that's a reasonable offer. 363 00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:23,412 That's a nice, that's a nice first, uh, toss. 364 00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:25,039 - I can see why you would do that. - Uh... 365 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:27,540 - Only because you don't know the story behind it. - That's right. 366 00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:30,877 Well, I, I've seen this type of sword a bit before. 367 00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:34,340 I think it's a good price, you know, with or without story. 368 00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:36,550 - Mm-hmm. - Think you're gonna wanna hear this. 369 00:19:36,551 --> 00:19:38,052 You're gonna wanna hear this story. 370 00:19:38,053 --> 00:19:40,887 - Okay. I'm all ears. - Right. 371 00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:41,889 - Okay. - Tell him the story. 372 00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:42,890 Uh, you're correct. 373 00:19:42,891 --> 00:19:44,267 This is a Union sword. 374 00:19:44,268 --> 00:19:46,310 This was given to my great-great 375 00:19:46,311 --> 00:19:49,564 great-great-grandpappy 376 00:19:49,565 --> 00:19:52,232 who was a field marshal in the Confederate Army. 377 00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:57,070 - Yeah. - And this was surrendered to him by General Sherman. 378 00:19:57,071 --> 00:20:00,240 - Sheridan. - Sheridan. 379 00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:04,077 It was surrendered to him by a Union general? I... 380 00:20:04,078 --> 00:20:07,247 - Mm-hmm. - What battle are we talking about here? 381 00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:10,000 This battle? Oh. It's Chickabauga. 382 00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:11,085 Chickabaaga? 383 00:20:11,086 --> 00:20:13,920 Chickabauga. 384 00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:15,255 - I don't... - Oh. 385 00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:16,715 - I don't think that battle... - Not familiar with it? 386 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:17,800 I don't think it happened. 387 00:20:17,801 --> 00:20:19,259 - Well, it happened. - Okay. 388 00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:21,804 I assure you, 30,000 men lost their lives that day. 389 00:20:21,805 --> 00:20:23,430 - Wow! - Mm-hmm. 390 00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:25,890 - You probably haven't heard of it 'cause it's buried. - Mm-hmm. 391 00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:27,769 - Buried? - It's not in history books. 392 00:20:27,770 --> 00:20:30,020 - Mm-hmm. - Hey, what do you mean buried? 393 00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:33,774 It is buried, from, the history books... 394 00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:34,817 Yeah. 395 00:20:34,818 --> 00:20:38,196 ...by... deep state. 396 00:20:40,115 --> 00:20:41,282 - Yeah. - Okay. 397 00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:43,284 - Because of deep state. - She's saying it's... 398 00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:44,952 - Deep state? - Deep state. Yeah. 399 00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:46,704 Shadow government. 400 00:20:46,705 --> 00:20:48,580 Oh, that was the original name? Shadow government? 401 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,165 Okay, what you're looking at... 402 00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:52,669 - Yes. - ...is a genuine relic. 403 00:20:52,670 --> 00:20:55,587 - Is it? - A very valuable piece of evidence... 404 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:57,089 Mm-hmm. 405 00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:59,967 ...that supports the actual truth, 406 00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:04,473 which is the South, won the war. 407 00:21:06,475 --> 00:21:08,518 - Okay. The South won the war? - That's right. 408 00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:13,480 - Show him the documentation. - Yeah. 409 00:21:13,481 --> 00:21:15,440 There... Here. 410 00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:17,944 Have you told anybody else this? 411 00:21:17,945 --> 00:21:21,280 This is something you wanna keep under your hat till you're ready to 412 00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:22,865 not keep it under your hat. - It seems like pretty big news. 413 00:21:22,866 --> 00:21:25,784 This is a certificate of authenticity. Can you read what that says? 414 00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:28,662 Yeah. The Order of Invictusians. 415 00:21:28,663 --> 00:21:29,955 - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. 416 00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:34,250 - Truth, truth, truthers. - The bearers of truth. 417 00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:37,462 "In his elected authority as keeper of truth does hereby 418 00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:40,715 "vouch safe and authorize legitimate authenticity, uh, 419 00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:44,512 and voracity of the Union officers sword..." I, I don't know what this is... 420 00:21:44,513 --> 00:21:47,472 - Read what year that is, please. - I see the date, it says 1881. 421 00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:50,642 - But I-- I mean, it could say today, and I-- I don't... - Can you... 422 00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:52,685 - Careful. Just careful. - Alright. 423 00:21:52,686 --> 00:21:53,729 - Alright. - Great. So that's that. 424 00:21:53,730 --> 00:21:56,565 - So... That's that. - Mm-hmm. 425 00:21:56,566 --> 00:21:57,859 Alright, are you sure he's ready for this? 426 00:21:57,860 --> 00:22:00,027 Listen... This is gonna blow your mind... 427 00:22:00,028 --> 00:22:01,404 Bam! 428 00:22:01,405 --> 00:22:03,655 Bam? 429 00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:06,242 This drawing right here is basically a photograph of the time. 430 00:22:06,243 --> 00:22:07,869 I know it's a drawing. 431 00:22:07,870 --> 00:22:09,704 - This is General McClellan... - Mm-hmm. 432 00:22:09,705 --> 00:22:13,207 ...surrendering to General Lee. 433 00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:16,419 Right, but I, I mean, it doesn't mean anything. 434 00:22:16,420 --> 00:22:19,254 - Well... - How does this not mean anything? How's this not proof? 435 00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:22,049 - Proof of the South winning the war? - Correct. 436 00:22:22,050 --> 00:22:23,842 - I mean... - This drawing? 437 00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:26,052 I mean, who's gonna wake up in the morning and say I'm gonna draw a lie? 438 00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:27,889 - Yeah. - Okay. Great. 439 00:22:27,890 --> 00:22:32,142 So the South, won the war, and these documents prove it. 440 00:22:32,143 --> 00:22:36,730 And, uh, this is a sword that was part of that story. 441 00:22:36,731 --> 00:22:38,399 - The whole package? - Mm-hmm. 442 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:41,194 - Whole package. - Now that you know... 443 00:22:41,195 --> 00:22:44,655 - Four-hundred dollars. - Wait, what? 444 00:22:44,656 --> 00:22:46,072 What do you... I mean, what were you expecting really? This, I... 445 00:22:46,073 --> 00:22:48,075 I mean, I don't... We don't, we don't, we don't need this. 446 00:22:48,076 --> 00:22:49,910 Uh, it's hard to believe that... 447 00:22:49,911 --> 00:22:51,995 The truth. It's hard for people to swallow the truth. 448 00:22:51,996 --> 00:22:53,414 - It is. It's hard. Look... - You're... 449 00:22:53,415 --> 00:22:55,582 You're saying that the South won the Civil War, correct? 450 00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:56,667 - Yeah. - Yeah. 451 00:22:56,668 --> 00:22:58,710 - Alright. - Have a great day. 452 00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:00,255 Thank you. 453 00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:04,133 You know what? 454 00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:12,349 - My name is Mary. - Mm-hmm. 455 00:23:12,350 --> 00:23:15,727 When you come to your senses, that's how you reach me. 456 00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:17,730 Thank you. I'm Mel. 457 00:23:20,108 --> 00:23:23,944 - I should. - Mm? Where are you goin'? 458 00:23:23,945 --> 00:23:25,070 Is this cream pitcher true to tag? 459 00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:27,280 - True to what? - Is it $15? 460 00:23:27,281 --> 00:23:29,449 Yes. 461 00:23:29,450 --> 00:23:30,950 I'm Cynthia. 462 00:23:30,951 --> 00:23:33,912 I'm Nathaniel, if you come back in. 463 00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:35,705 - What? - You gotta offer 5. 464 00:23:35,706 --> 00:23:39,125 He says 12, you say 7, then you end up on 8. 465 00:23:39,126 --> 00:23:40,335 I didn't know... 466 00:23:40,336 --> 00:23:43,630 No, when you're buying... Come on, come on. 467 00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:47,467 Sorry. I didn't know. 468 00:23:47,468 --> 00:23:49,469 What was that bullshit? Wow! 469 00:23:49,470 --> 00:23:53,474 You think I was born yesterday? I mean, what kinda, what kind of scam was that? 470 00:23:53,475 --> 00:23:55,892 - Uh, uh... - I mean, who'd they think they were talking to? 471 00:23:55,893 --> 00:23:59,855 A fuckin' idiot? I don't know. Maybe they really believe that shit. 472 00:23:59,856 --> 00:24:01,399 I mean, you know what the problem with it is? 473 00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:03,442 Here's the problem with believing bullshit 474 00:24:03,443 --> 00:24:06,237 is that eventually it'll erode away the real truth. 475 00:24:06,238 --> 00:24:08,155 - Yeah. - I think the sword was real. 476 00:24:08,156 --> 00:24:09,949 But why would you sit there and go like, I got it. 477 00:24:09,950 --> 00:24:11,659 I know how we'll sell this thing right away. 478 00:24:11,660 --> 00:24:14,829 So let's just say it proves that the South won the Civil War. 479 00:24:14,830 --> 00:24:16,330 That was fucking ludicrous. 480 00:24:16,331 --> 00:24:18,832 It's insane. 481 00:24:18,833 --> 00:24:22,585 I mean, no one would believe that. I mean, do you think they believe that? 482 00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:26,882 Well... if they, if they do believe it 483 00:24:26,883 --> 00:24:29,259 it looks like they're not the only ones. 484 00:24:29,260 --> 00:24:34,139 There have been so many crucial battles in this war 485 00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:37,475 against the northern aggressors 486 00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:41,145 that have been obfuscated and obliterated. 487 00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:44,817 And what I'm trying to do is I'm just trying to unearth... 488 00:24:44,818 --> 00:24:46,360 What the fuck is happening? 489 00:24:46,361 --> 00:24:47,819 We've won this damn war. 490 00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:49,362 There's more of these people? 491 00:24:49,363 --> 00:24:52,324 The best way to do this is through artifacts. 492 00:24:52,325 --> 00:24:56,035 We need to come up with concrete evidence and we... 493 00:24:56,036 --> 00:24:58,414 - Oh, it's that... That's the same picture. - Yeah. 494 00:24:58,415 --> 00:24:59,957 ...handsomely for these. 495 00:24:59,958 --> 00:25:02,919 We are happy to pay, what these precious, 496 00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:04,837 precious items are worth. 497 00:25:04,838 --> 00:25:09,424 I'm talkin' $2000, $5000... 498 00:25:09,425 --> 00:25:12,344 Is this antique roadshow for racists? 499 00:25:12,345 --> 00:25:15,305 ...up to $50,000... 500 00:25:15,306 --> 00:25:18,934 - Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! - Holy shit! 501 00:25:18,935 --> 00:25:21,562 ...Southern air that we were meant to. 502 00:25:21,563 --> 00:25:26,317 And if you're gonna tell me that my Southern grandma, didn't win? 503 00:25:26,318 --> 00:25:29,569 You and I have an issue! 504 00:25:29,570 --> 00:25:32,072 Goddammit! 505 00:25:32,073 --> 00:25:35,243 Let's get that sword and take these fuckers for everything they're worth. 506 00:25:41,333 --> 00:25:43,917 - Hello. - Hi. 507 00:25:43,918 --> 00:25:47,379 Uh, yeah, we have an item we might wanna sell. 508 00:25:47,380 --> 00:25:50,299 No, we definitely, that we definitely wanna sell. 509 00:25:50,300 --> 00:25:54,302 You aren't one of them carpetbaggers, are you? 510 00:25:54,303 --> 00:25:57,264 - What? - Where are you callin' from? 511 00:25:57,265 --> 00:25:59,557 Birmingham, Alabama. 512 00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:01,394 Ha-ha. Alright. Right. 513 00:26:01,395 --> 00:26:03,230 Ho-- hold on. 514 00:26:06,441 --> 00:26:10,360 Uh, I'm texting you a WhatsApp handle. 515 00:26:10,361 --> 00:26:11,487 What just happened? 516 00:26:11,488 --> 00:26:13,697 He's gonna WhatsApp us. 517 00:26:13,698 --> 00:26:15,115 What? Zap us? 518 00:26:15,116 --> 00:26:16,825 - What? - What are you talking about? 519 00:26:16,826 --> 00:26:19,244 WhatsApp us. He's gonna WhatsApp us. It's an app. 520 00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:20,745 - What is WhatsA... - It's an app. It's-- it's... 521 00:26:20,746 --> 00:26:22,289 Oh, right. An app for the phone. 522 00:26:22,290 --> 00:26:24,792 - Yeah. - Alright, so... 523 00:26:24,793 --> 00:26:28,712 Do you want, do you want me to download it? 524 00:26:28,713 --> 00:26:30,797 - Yeah. - Okay. 525 00:26:30,798 --> 00:26:33,425 It's just a simple app. It's not like that big of a deal. 526 00:26:33,426 --> 00:26:35,260 It's, it's so that you can... 527 00:26:35,261 --> 00:26:38,389 It's so that you can message people, uh, in like Europe and stuff. 528 00:26:38,390 --> 00:26:41,600 And it's also end-to-end encryption so that no one can see 529 00:26:41,601 --> 00:26:43,477 your messages even if they get your phone. 530 00:26:43,478 --> 00:26:45,687 - Right. - Alright, well. 531 00:26:45,688 --> 00:26:48,357 Your handle is Delta Mel. Okay. 532 00:26:48,358 --> 00:26:49,734 Yeah. I can be that guy. 533 00:26:49,735 --> 00:26:50,901 Alright. 534 00:26:57,700 --> 00:27:01,077 Well... Um, okay. 535 00:27:01,078 --> 00:27:04,164 It says, uh, send picture of item. 536 00:27:04,165 --> 00:27:08,044 - We don't have a picture. - No, I know. 537 00:27:08,045 --> 00:27:09,920 Thanks. 538 00:27:09,921 --> 00:27:12,089 Hey, Mary. Christina. 539 00:27:12,090 --> 00:27:13,174 - Mary, Cristina. - Cynthia. 540 00:27:13,175 --> 00:27:14,299 - Cynthia. - Cynthia. 541 00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:16,175 Alright. Uh, I know you're excited 542 00:27:16,176 --> 00:27:17,719 but you gotta step back a little bit. 543 00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:21,055 Alright. I've rethought it. 544 00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:24,559 I'm willing to offer you $650 for the sword. 545 00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:28,272 - Mm. Interesting. Goin' up. - A little bit. A little bit. 546 00:27:28,273 --> 00:27:31,024 Yeah. Okay. What's the deal? You just thought about it? 547 00:27:31,025 --> 00:27:34,110 No, we just, uh... I looked at some comparable swords 548 00:27:34,111 --> 00:27:35,654 and I, and I thought I low-balled you a little bit 549 00:27:35,655 --> 00:27:38,449 so I thought I'd offer you... - Okay, so, so you found someone who wants to buy? 550 00:27:38,450 --> 00:27:39,615 - Someone who is interested? - No, there's nobody. 551 00:27:39,616 --> 00:27:40,659 I just wanted to offer you a little bit... 552 00:27:40,660 --> 00:27:43,370 Nobody? Nobody's interested? 553 00:27:43,371 --> 00:27:46,205 Why can't I just rethink something and then offer you more money? 554 00:27:46,206 --> 00:27:48,875 Obviously, you got something up your sleeve. I wanna know what it is. 555 00:27:48,876 --> 00:27:51,545 - 750 dollars. - Oh. Aha! Okay. 556 00:27:51,546 --> 00:27:53,464 So what's goin' on, good sir? 557 00:27:53,465 --> 00:27:54,882 You got, what, somebody offering you ten times that, twenty times that? 558 00:27:54,883 --> 00:27:56,300 I did a little more... No. No, no... Where are we? Where is it falling? 559 00:27:57,385 --> 00:27:59,302 I think you're getting way ahead. 560 00:27:59,303 --> 00:28:01,012 - You got a buyer? - No. I, uh... 561 00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:02,389 - What's his name? - I... 562 00:28:02,390 --> 00:28:05,225 If, if there's a hypothetical buyer, might... 563 00:28:05,226 --> 00:28:08,354 Okay, you know what? I'll give you $800. Take it or leave it. 564 00:28:08,355 --> 00:28:10,022 Oh, I think we'll leave it. Thank you so much. 565 00:28:10,023 --> 00:28:12,524 Oh, where are you gonna go with your sword, and your silly documents? 566 00:28:12,525 --> 00:28:14,484 - We're gonna go get Hot Dogs. - Alright. 567 00:28:14,485 --> 00:28:17,529 - Hey... - Alright. Alright, alright, alright. Alright. Come on. 568 00:28:17,530 --> 00:28:20,449 - Come back. Just come back. - Aw. You sure? 569 00:28:20,450 --> 00:28:22,284 - Let's talk turkey. - Okay. 570 00:28:22,285 --> 00:28:24,119 Come on. What do you got? 571 00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:27,289 So, there there's a interested party. 572 00:28:27,290 --> 00:28:29,165 - How much is she? - Don't, please don't touch. Don't touch the tag. 573 00:28:29,166 --> 00:28:31,919 - I can't touch the tag? - Don't touch the tag, because I will take care of that. 574 00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:34,504 - That doesn't make sense. - You don't, but you don't understand. 575 00:28:34,505 --> 00:28:36,674 It's very precious. 576 00:28:36,675 --> 00:28:39,717 - The tag is? - The, the offer stands. 577 00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:42,595 We can partner up on this thing, but you need me to sell the sword. 578 00:28:42,596 --> 00:28:44,264 You need us, or you're not selling shit. 579 00:28:44,265 --> 00:28:46,934 Alright, you have the sword. Exactly. So... 580 00:28:46,935 --> 00:28:49,310 - That's right. - Seventy-thirty sounds fair to me. 581 00:28:49,311 --> 00:28:51,270 Honey, seventy-thirty sound good to you? 582 00:28:51,271 --> 00:28:53,440 Seventy-thirty? Is it seventy for us? 583 00:28:53,441 --> 00:28:55,609 - No. - No deal. 584 00:28:55,610 --> 00:28:57,902 Thirty for us. No deal. 585 00:28:57,903 --> 00:28:59,612 Right. No. No deal. 586 00:28:59,613 --> 00:29:02,240 - Alright. Sixty-forty? - No. 587 00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:05,910 She's been through a lot. Actually owned by Charley Patton 588 00:29:05,911 --> 00:29:08,997 who was a Chickataw. Chic... Um... 589 00:29:08,998 --> 00:29:10,624 A Chickataw? 590 00:29:10,625 --> 00:29:14,044 He was a part-Indian, uh, jazz guitarist. 591 00:29:14,045 --> 00:29:16,797 - Fifty-fifty. - That's what I thought. 592 00:29:16,798 --> 00:29:20,967 Okay. Great. We gotta take a picture of the sword. 593 00:29:20,968 --> 00:29:22,177 So take a picture. 594 00:29:22,178 --> 00:29:24,637 I can do that with my phone, right? 595 00:29:24,638 --> 00:29:26,472 Yeah. I feel like I'm in great hands. 596 00:29:26,473 --> 00:29:28,350 Yeah, you can take a picture with your phone. 597 00:29:28,351 --> 00:29:31,019 - Hey, Nathaniel, can... Nathaniel! - Yup. Yeah. 598 00:29:31,020 --> 00:29:32,395 Can you take a picture of the sword? 599 00:29:32,396 --> 00:29:34,982 Yeah. 600 00:29:34,983 --> 00:29:36,440 - Okay, do you want this one? - I want the dress. 601 00:29:36,441 --> 00:29:38,025 - Okay. - No heads. 602 00:29:38,026 --> 00:29:40,154 Alright. Alright. I got it. 603 00:29:40,155 --> 00:29:41,989 - Can you get one with heads? - Hey, we don't need... 604 00:29:41,990 --> 00:29:44,992 What are we doing now? What's happening? 605 00:29:44,993 --> 00:29:47,660 Alright, we'll put this away. You guys take this and we'll, uh, 606 00:29:47,661 --> 00:29:51,749 we'll get in touch with you with the next phase of the plan. 607 00:29:51,750 --> 00:29:53,166 We'll be in touch. 608 00:29:56,630 --> 00:29:58,380 Alright. What happens now? 609 00:29:58,381 --> 00:30:00,715 I sent the photo, now we just gotta wait. 610 00:30:00,716 --> 00:30:03,302 I think Cynthia has a crush on me. 611 00:30:03,303 --> 00:30:06,345 No, I think you're misreading that. 612 00:30:06,346 --> 00:30:10,434 Oh! Okay. Um, send address. 613 00:30:10,435 --> 00:30:15,314 We'll send someone tomorrow at 10:00. 614 00:30:15,315 --> 00:30:16,690 - Okay. - Yeah? 615 00:30:16,691 --> 00:30:17,775 Yeah. 616 00:30:20,570 --> 00:30:22,195 - You alright? - This is exciting. 617 00:30:22,196 --> 00:30:23,823 It is exciting. 618 00:30:26,366 --> 00:30:32,205 Alright, 100, 200, 300, 50, 70, 80, 380. 619 00:30:32,206 --> 00:30:33,874 Great. And there is your coat. 620 00:30:33,875 --> 00:30:35,625 Oh, thank you. 621 00:30:35,626 --> 00:30:37,877 Yeah, just sign right there. Great. 622 00:30:37,878 --> 00:30:39,545 - Thank you. - And enjoy your coat. 623 00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:41,715 And if you need us to babysit it again, we will. 624 00:30:41,716 --> 00:30:42,799 - Thank you. - Okay. 625 00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:45,219 - Hopefully not. - Hopefully not is right. 626 00:30:45,220 --> 00:30:46,302 Hey, Mr. Gayton. 627 00:30:46,303 --> 00:30:47,970 Hey, Jimmy, what's happening, man? 628 00:30:47,971 --> 00:30:49,097 Did you come for the phone? 629 00:30:49,098 --> 00:30:51,642 Hey, you know the exchange. Fries for phone. 630 00:30:51,643 --> 00:30:53,852 Fries? I can't eat 'em anymore, you know that. 631 00:30:53,853 --> 00:30:55,645 I've got sludge in my heart. 632 00:30:55,646 --> 00:30:57,939 Oh, really? I thought you gave up on that organ years ago. 633 00:30:57,940 --> 00:31:00,525 I did, but I still need it to function so I can stay alive. 634 00:31:00,526 --> 00:31:01,652 What are you, what are you doing? 635 00:31:01,653 --> 00:31:03,069 Well, do you have any ketchup? 636 00:31:03,070 --> 00:31:05,114 I think there's a couple of packs of ketchup over there 637 00:31:05,115 --> 00:31:08,325 where you're usually sitting away from me without... You're like a growth. 638 00:31:08,326 --> 00:31:10,119 Alright. 639 00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:12,745 Ah, God. So what's happening? How is your day going? 640 00:31:12,746 --> 00:31:16,582 Oh, man, so far so good, man. But you heard about Deirdre? 641 00:31:16,583 --> 00:31:18,377 - What? - Just life right now, man. 642 00:31:18,378 --> 00:31:21,254 Car trouble, job trouble. Like, you name it. 643 00:31:21,255 --> 00:31:24,632 Alright, so what? She came by your place and did the one-woman show? 644 00:31:24,633 --> 00:31:28,345 She did it here, too. It's very interesting, it's very, very touching, very moving. 645 00:31:28,346 --> 00:31:31,347 Look, man, I can't do it anymore with her, Jimmy. 646 00:31:31,348 --> 00:31:33,265 I can't give her money. Then it never stops. 647 00:31:33,266 --> 00:31:36,937 She keeps taking money. I can't show up as a friend because then it never stops. 648 00:31:36,938 --> 00:31:40,232 She keeps taking, taking till I'm drained, I got nothing left 649 00:31:40,233 --> 00:31:43,360 I got no store, I got no life, I got no car. 650 00:31:43,361 --> 00:31:47,780 It'll be just me and her strung out with a goddamn shopping cart. 651 00:31:47,781 --> 00:31:50,659 Maybe a cat. Have you seen those cats that can be with homeless people? 652 00:31:50,660 --> 00:31:52,910 Just on their shoulder and stuff. Then that's what will happen. 653 00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:55,789 I'll just walk to your place and it'd be both of us 654 00:31:55,790 --> 00:31:59,375 and she'll try to sell you a poem and you'll be like, man, this is sad. 655 00:31:59,376 --> 00:32:03,880 And then I'll be like, "Yeah, but look at the cat." 656 00:32:03,881 --> 00:32:07,800 I get it. Just remember why you can't eat the fries. 657 00:32:07,801 --> 00:32:10,930 Oh! Alright. Understood. 658 00:32:11,890 --> 00:32:13,432 Thanks for the juice. 659 00:32:13,433 --> 00:32:15,851 Yeah, man. Thanks for the knowledge. 660 00:32:34,995 --> 00:32:38,164 We're watching video online, we call the number, they called us back, we downloaded-- 661 00:32:38,165 --> 00:32:39,707 - Who is he? - I don't know! 662 00:32:39,708 --> 00:32:42,128 - We have no idea. - We didn't talk to the guys, we got... 663 00:32:50,386 --> 00:32:53,473 How you doing? Can I help you with something? 664 00:32:56,641 --> 00:32:59,352 You might be able to. 665 00:32:59,353 --> 00:33:01,897 Are you the guy? 666 00:33:01,898 --> 00:33:05,359 Oh, most definitely the guy. Are you the guy? 667 00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:09,362 Well, I'm the... Uh, yeah, I am the guy. 668 00:33:09,363 --> 00:33:10,530 Hm. 669 00:33:10,531 --> 00:33:13,074 Mind if I ask your name? 670 00:33:13,075 --> 00:33:15,369 Hog Jaws. 671 00:33:15,370 --> 00:33:19,039 - Hog Jaws. - Yeah. What's your name? 672 00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:20,874 Mel. 673 00:33:20,875 --> 00:33:23,209 Fair enough, Mel. Can I open it up? 674 00:33:23,210 --> 00:33:24,878 Yup. 675 00:33:26,881 --> 00:33:29,715 Have you been touching it with a bare hand? You shouldn't. 676 00:33:29,716 --> 00:33:31,760 - No. I didn't. - There are no oils on this? 677 00:33:31,761 --> 00:33:34,387 No, sir. 678 00:33:34,388 --> 00:33:36,890 You mind if I take a look at this? Can I take it out of the scabbard? 679 00:33:36,891 --> 00:33:38,767 - What? - You mind if I take it out of the scabbard? 680 00:33:38,768 --> 00:33:40,645 - Yes. - I'll take this out the scabbard then. 681 00:33:42,146 --> 00:33:42,980 Yup. 682 00:33:50,571 --> 00:33:53,198 Okay, okay. Okay. 683 00:33:58,328 --> 00:34:01,247 - Alrighty. - That's it. 684 00:34:01,248 --> 00:34:03,959 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 685 00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:05,628 It's not looking bad. 686 00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:10,757 We're getting down to it, Mel, aren't we? 687 00:34:10,758 --> 00:34:12,259 Yup. Yup. 688 00:34:12,260 --> 00:34:14,927 I think we're getting down to it. 689 00:34:14,928 --> 00:34:20,143 Says right here. Well, that's encouraging. 690 00:34:22,270 --> 00:34:23,562 Whose sword is this? 691 00:34:23,563 --> 00:34:24,854 - Whose sword is this? - Where did it come from? 692 00:34:24,855 --> 00:34:27,107 It's, uh, it's mine. It's ours. 693 00:34:27,108 --> 00:34:28,650 Do you have any authenticity, you have any papers on it? 694 00:34:28,651 --> 00:34:30,777 Yes, we do. We do. Right here. 695 00:34:30,778 --> 00:34:31,945 And there's a drawing you might wanna see. 696 00:34:31,946 --> 00:34:33,655 - Drawing. There's a... - Right. 697 00:34:33,656 --> 00:34:35,366 Certificate of authenticity. 698 00:34:36,450 --> 00:34:38,495 Alright. Heh. 699 00:34:39,995 --> 00:34:42,039 - Now, who's this Everly? - That's my name. 700 00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:43,455 - That's my grandfather. - That's your family, it's Everly? 701 00:34:43,456 --> 00:34:45,040 That's my, that's my family. Yeah. 702 00:34:45,041 --> 00:34:46,919 - You got it from your grandfather. - Yes. 703 00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:48,629 And-- and where did your grandfather get it? 704 00:34:48,630 --> 00:34:50,339 Okay, so her great-great-great grandfather-- 705 00:34:50,340 --> 00:34:52,465 I'd like to hear it from her if I could. 706 00:34:52,466 --> 00:34:55,177 This is her family, her blood. 707 00:34:55,178 --> 00:34:56,760 Well, we both, we both know the story. 708 00:34:56,761 --> 00:34:59,430 But you can talk on it. 709 00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:02,642 Yeah, well, I could. I could. 710 00:35:02,643 --> 00:35:07,772 Story goes, uh, Civil War. 711 00:35:07,773 --> 00:35:12,319 1803, and there we are, 712 00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:16,323 at the battle of... Chickapoo. 713 00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:20,577 We're 15,000 people, 714 00:35:20,578 --> 00:35:24,330 3-30,000 people lost their lives that day. 715 00:35:24,331 --> 00:35:29,210 Long story short, my great-great-great-great- grandpappy 716 00:35:29,211 --> 00:35:34,299 he was a general in the Confederate Army. 717 00:35:34,300 --> 00:35:40,389 Mm. A-- and there they are battling up against 718 00:35:40,390 --> 00:35:44,392 uh, General Sherman Sheridan. 719 00:35:44,393 --> 00:35:46,685 They've got him cornered, the Union. 720 00:35:46,686 --> 00:35:49,522 They were in that creek. They don't know how to get out. 721 00:35:49,523 --> 00:35:52,192 And one of the soldiers was like, 722 00:35:52,193 --> 00:35:55,904 "This is a bad idea, but I'll throw it out there." 723 00:35:55,905 --> 00:35:59,115 Why don't we surrender your sword? 724 00:35:59,116 --> 00:36:03,535 This here is one piece of history, 725 00:36:03,536 --> 00:36:06,580 in the long list of pieces. 726 00:36:06,581 --> 00:36:12,212 That means that the South, did in fact, win the war. 727 00:36:12,213 --> 00:36:14,630 - Exactly. - Exactly. 728 00:36:14,631 --> 00:36:16,215 Ain't it the truth? Hallelujah! 729 00:36:16,216 --> 00:36:18,050 Well, that's what we we're looking for is the goddamn truth here. 730 00:36:18,051 --> 00:36:19,719 - That's right. - Mm-hmm. 731 00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:21,930 To get the truth, to get to the bottom of this thing. 732 00:36:21,931 --> 00:36:25,224 - Yes. - To eliminate the bullshit and the lies. 733 00:36:25,225 --> 00:36:28,019 - Yes. - Let's, yeah, let's, let's put the truth out there. 734 00:36:28,020 --> 00:36:29,062 - Yes. - Yup. 735 00:36:29,063 --> 00:36:31,730 Well, I'll tell you what. 736 00:36:31,731 --> 00:36:33,440 I'm gonna keep a lookout now. 737 00:36:33,441 --> 00:36:37,445 There are gonna be other offers on this 'cause the word's out. 738 00:36:37,446 --> 00:36:40,907 - Word's out? - But you wait for us. 739 00:36:40,908 --> 00:36:45,077 There's a lot of untrustworthy motherfuckers around here. 740 00:36:45,078 --> 00:36:47,581 The boss may wanna see this, we'll be in touch. 741 00:36:50,835 --> 00:36:53,838 Alright. I'll see you soon. 742 00:37:01,595 --> 00:37:03,512 Oh, my gosh, I just had a panic attack. 743 00:37:03,513 --> 00:37:05,557 I, I didn't do... Did I do it? It sounded good? 744 00:37:05,558 --> 00:37:07,434 Yeah, it's great. You did great. You did... 745 00:37:07,435 --> 00:37:09,435 - Oh, my God... - Don't touch me like that! 746 00:37:09,436 --> 00:37:12,939 - Alright, listen, listen. Can I just ask you one question? - What? 747 00:37:12,940 --> 00:37:16,942 Why didn't you just tell me from the beginning that you're both full of shit? 748 00:37:16,943 --> 00:37:18,402 I mean, you couldn't even keep the story straight. Well, you don't believe any of this shit. 749 00:37:18,403 --> 00:37:21,322 - What are you talking about? - What are you talking about? 750 00:37:21,323 --> 00:37:24,284 If you're gonna run a con, at least get the lies straight. 751 00:37:24,285 --> 00:37:27,620 - What inconsistency? - It didn't even make sense, 15,000, 30,000. 752 00:37:27,621 --> 00:37:30,790 He's a general now? A general? Wasn't he a field marshal before? 753 00:37:30,791 --> 00:37:32,459 - Okay. You know what? We... - I mean, what the fuck? 754 00:37:32,460 --> 00:37:34,669 - It's very hard-- - Doesn't make any sense. 755 00:37:34,670 --> 00:37:37,672 From the beginning it's just, like, you're, you're sitting there doing sign language. 756 00:37:37,673 --> 00:37:40,467 - She's making up shit. - We don't believe it, we don't believe it. 757 00:37:40,468 --> 00:37:42,302 - Honey... - I-- is your grandfather real? 758 00:37:42,303 --> 00:37:44,637 - He's real. - Yes, my grandfather is real. 759 00:37:44,638 --> 00:37:48,557 He, he just, he left this story and... The story is real confusing. 760 00:37:48,558 --> 00:37:52,937 It's... If you can make heads or tails of it, great. Congratulations, but... 761 00:37:52,938 --> 00:37:54,481 Damn it. 762 00:37:56,275 --> 00:37:58,860 Oh, this is like a, like a Alzgeimer's person 763 00:37:58,861 --> 00:38:02,655 Yeah, and see how he's calling him Sherman here and then look over here. 764 00:38:02,656 --> 00:38:06,575 Now he's Sheridan. Here he's a field, field marshal. Now he's General Everly. 765 00:38:06,576 --> 00:38:10,789 So, so your grandfather was, had mental problems and he... 766 00:38:10,790 --> 00:38:13,415 Well, he was 98. He had troubles with the mind. 767 00:38:13,416 --> 00:38:15,585 Uh, alright, so let's just be on the same page. 768 00:38:15,586 --> 00:38:17,504 We're just trying to sell this thing for a lot of money. 769 00:38:17,505 --> 00:38:20,005 Well, you don't believe this shit, and that's that. 770 00:38:20,006 --> 00:38:23,009 Okay, so I don't know who these people are. 771 00:38:23,010 --> 00:38:25,429 I don't know what kind of scary shit they're capable of. 772 00:38:25,430 --> 00:38:29,349 We gotta get this story straight and also, maybe you should leave the sword here. 773 00:38:29,350 --> 00:38:30,684 - Wait a second. - Yeah, just trust me already. 774 00:38:30,685 --> 00:38:32,560 What do you... How is it gonna be protected here? 775 00:38:32,561 --> 00:38:33,895 - We do have a safe. Yeah. - I have a safe! Come on. 776 00:38:33,896 --> 00:38:34,937 - Alright, fine. - Alright. 777 00:38:34,938 --> 00:38:37,149 - God! Use a glove. - Careful. 778 00:38:37,150 --> 00:38:39,318 Have we learned nothing today? 779 00:38:42,738 --> 00:38:46,365 Fuck. Hey, do we have anymore of this glass cleaner in back? 780 00:38:46,366 --> 00:38:47,409 Yeah, I think so. 781 00:38:47,410 --> 00:38:48,534 Can you grab it for me? 782 00:38:48,535 --> 00:38:50,496 - Yeah, I'll check. - Thank you. 783 00:38:58,670 --> 00:39:00,505 How you doing, fellas? 784 00:39:00,506 --> 00:39:02,340 Whose place is this? 785 00:39:02,341 --> 00:39:04,092 Mine. 786 00:39:04,093 --> 00:39:05,594 Mm. 787 00:39:05,595 --> 00:39:07,804 What can I help you with? 788 00:39:07,805 --> 00:39:09,681 Why don't you say that again? 789 00:39:11,766 --> 00:39:13,225 What can I help you with? 790 00:39:13,226 --> 00:39:17,939 Mm. Don't sound like he's from the South. 791 00:39:17,940 --> 00:39:21,609 I am from the Southwest. 792 00:39:21,610 --> 00:39:23,235 New Mexico. 793 00:39:23,236 --> 00:39:26,072 - Don't count it if it has Mexico in it. - Mm-hmm. 794 00:39:26,073 --> 00:39:28,032 What, where did you think I was from? 795 00:39:28,033 --> 00:39:30,619 - I thought maybe you're from the East Coast. - Yeah. 796 00:39:30,620 --> 00:39:32,412 - Just face it... - What does that mean? 797 00:39:32,413 --> 00:39:34,914 What do you, what do you mean when you say that? Something East Coast. 798 00:39:34,915 --> 00:39:37,250 What does that mean when you-- you guys say that kinda stuff? 799 00:39:37,251 --> 00:39:39,460 I mean a bunch of things. New York. 800 00:39:39,461 --> 00:39:40,462 Yeah, New Jersey. 801 00:39:40,463 --> 00:39:42,087 New Jersey, Massachusetts. 802 00:39:42,088 --> 00:39:43,630 - Maine. - Maine. 803 00:39:43,631 --> 00:39:44,757 Some parts of Florida. 804 00:39:44,758 --> 00:39:48,094 Yeah, Virginia. Some Mid-Atlantic. 805 00:39:48,095 --> 00:39:50,514 - Mm. - You guys are smarter than I thought. 806 00:39:50,515 --> 00:39:52,515 Okay, so what can I help you with? 807 00:39:52,516 --> 00:39:54,184 We came here looking for something. 808 00:39:54,185 --> 00:39:57,979 Uh-huh. I got a lot of stuff. Can we, can we, narrow it down a little? 809 00:39:57,980 --> 00:40:01,399 Some might call it a prover item, heard you have it. 810 00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:02,567 Prospect. 811 00:40:02,568 --> 00:40:04,944 A prover item? A prospect? 812 00:40:04,945 --> 00:40:06,279 Why are you just repeating what he says? 813 00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:08,364 Because if I just said that to you, would you know 814 00:40:08,365 --> 00:40:09,657 what the fuck I was talking about? 815 00:40:09,658 --> 00:40:11,367 If I owned a pawn shop, probably. 816 00:40:11,368 --> 00:40:13,452 - A prospect? - We're looking for a sword. A sword. 817 00:40:13,453 --> 00:40:15,622 Alright. See, why was that so hard? 818 00:40:15,623 --> 00:40:16,914 - It wasn't hard. - It wasn't hard. 819 00:40:16,915 --> 00:40:19,167 Why did we have to take that route to get there? 820 00:40:19,168 --> 00:40:21,044 Thirty seconds to get there. It wasn't that long. 821 00:40:21,045 --> 00:40:25,005 Okay, sword. I have a couple of swords over there. 822 00:40:25,006 --> 00:40:27,842 I got a Samurai sword, I got another sword. 823 00:40:27,843 --> 00:40:30,845 I think it's a French sword. I mean, those are the swords I have. 824 00:40:30,846 --> 00:40:32,972 I don't know what... Are you looking for a particular sword? 825 00:40:32,973 --> 00:40:36,309 We're looking for a sword, it's American. It came in a couple days ago. 826 00:40:36,310 --> 00:40:40,479 I... Okay. I-- I've not seen a sword come through here in a long time. 827 00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:42,315 - Doesn't seem like he's bein' honest with us. - No. 828 00:40:42,316 --> 00:40:44,984 I don't know what you guys are, are getting at 829 00:40:44,985 --> 00:40:47,570 but I, I, I think I've had enough of this conversation. 830 00:40:47,571 --> 00:40:50,239 Alright. Whoa! What the fuck? 831 00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:52,784 Give us the fucking sword, you fucking Jew. 832 00:40:52,785 --> 00:40:53,910 Yeah, I knew that's what you meant when you said East Coast. 833 00:40:53,911 --> 00:40:55,327 Okay. 834 00:40:55,328 --> 00:40:59,874 Whoa, no, hey! Whoa! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Let him go! 835 00:40:59,875 --> 00:41:03,169 - Who the fuck are you? - Hey, Mel! 836 00:41:03,170 --> 00:41:05,338 Is it hot enough in here for you? 837 00:41:06,506 --> 00:41:09,967 Yeah. Hey, Jimmy, how is it going, man? 838 00:41:09,968 --> 00:41:11,345 Pretty good. 839 00:41:15,181 --> 00:41:17,182 Ain't got a problem, we're just talking. 840 00:41:17,183 --> 00:41:19,310 Yeah. 841 00:41:19,311 --> 00:41:20,813 Just talking. 842 00:41:23,273 --> 00:41:25,149 Thanks for coming by, fellas. 843 00:41:25,150 --> 00:41:26,651 My pleasure. 844 00:41:31,740 --> 00:41:35,702 - Ah... - What the hell, Mel? Don't you have a gun? 845 00:41:35,703 --> 00:41:37,329 - Yeah, I got a gun. - Where is it? 846 00:41:37,330 --> 00:41:38,620 - I don't know. - It's in the back. 847 00:41:38,621 --> 00:41:39,955 - It's in the back. - It's in the back. 848 00:41:39,956 --> 00:41:42,625 The antlers are out here, but the Guns in the back? 849 00:41:42,626 --> 00:41:43,709 Get it out here. 850 00:41:43,710 --> 00:41:45,879 Okay, I might not be here next time. 851 00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:49,549 Alright, understood. Thanks, Jimmy. 852 00:41:49,550 --> 00:41:51,884 Don't mention it. 853 00:41:51,885 --> 00:41:53,802 God. 854 00:41:53,803 --> 00:41:56,847 Well, I can barely breathe right now. That was pretty... 855 00:41:56,848 --> 00:42:00,977 Yeah, was it hard for you when I was being held at screwdriver point? 856 00:42:00,978 --> 00:42:02,395 - Uh, I... - Was it a tough time for you? 857 00:42:02,396 --> 00:42:04,190 Can't believe you... I was just looking out for you, man. 858 00:42:05,315 --> 00:42:07,317 Hold on a minute. 859 00:42:07,318 --> 00:42:08,985 What? What is it? Who is it? 860 00:42:08,986 --> 00:42:11,696 Ho-ho-ho! Oh, no. Holy shit. 861 00:42:13,573 --> 00:42:15,157 Huh? 862 00:42:15,158 --> 00:42:17,660 Forty-thousand dollars. 863 00:42:17,661 --> 00:42:19,620 - Alright. - That's crazy! 864 00:42:19,621 --> 00:42:21,664 - Okay. - For that fucking sword. 865 00:42:21,665 --> 00:42:25,125 Wait, something else just came in. Do we wanna sell? 866 00:42:25,126 --> 00:42:27,920 Yes, we wanna sell. How was that even a question? 867 00:42:27,921 --> 00:42:29,589 I mean, I don't know, we just... 868 00:42:29,590 --> 00:42:30,882 Oh, tha... Yeah, so what? 869 00:42:30,883 --> 00:42:32,759 Those, the garbage people are gonna be, uh 870 00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:34,510 around us at all times with this thing. 871 00:42:34,511 --> 00:42:36,387 Let's just, let's just knock this out. 872 00:42:36,388 --> 00:42:39,807 - Done. - Okay. Now what? 873 00:42:39,808 --> 00:42:43,310 I-- I don't, I don't... Okay. 874 00:42:43,311 --> 00:42:46,439 "Transport is coming to take you to the bus. Wait outside." 875 00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:48,940 What, what does that mean, transport? 876 00:42:48,941 --> 00:42:51,152 It means there's something coming to pick us up and-- 877 00:42:51,153 --> 00:42:53,404 Yeah, but why can't... Wait, I don't know about that. 878 00:42:53,405 --> 00:42:55,949 I just... Why can't they just bring a briefcase of money? 879 00:42:55,950 --> 00:42:57,784 We gotta see the boss, Mel. 880 00:42:57,785 --> 00:43:00,077 We're in it now. Alright? 881 00:43:00,078 --> 00:43:01,495 We're in the shit together. 882 00:43:01,496 --> 00:43:05,082 We're in the shit, me, you, the two ladies and that's it. 883 00:43:05,083 --> 00:43:07,669 And it's gonna be fucking amazing. 884 00:43:07,670 --> 00:43:10,797 So we just gotta keep it cool, we gotta get that $40,000. 885 00:43:10,798 --> 00:43:12,757 I'm so hard right now. I can barely keep my mind straight. 886 00:43:12,758 --> 00:43:14,259 Wait a minute, are you using that word right? 887 00:43:14,260 --> 00:43:16,802 Yeah, I think so. I'm just gonna go take care of some business. 888 00:43:16,803 --> 00:43:21,307 Um, just, um... Oh, let me know when the ladies get here. 889 00:43:21,308 --> 00:43:22,266 This is... 890 00:43:41,953 --> 00:43:43,829 - Hey. - Hey. Alright. 891 00:43:43,830 --> 00:43:45,372 - Hey. - Hi. 892 00:43:45,373 --> 00:43:47,375 - Still got this, I see. - Yeah. 893 00:43:47,376 --> 00:43:48,834 - No. Give her the sword. - Oh, you want it? 894 00:43:48,835 --> 00:43:49,960 Oh, yeah, I want the sword. Okay? 895 00:43:49,961 --> 00:43:50,880 Okay. 896 00:43:53,465 --> 00:43:55,007 What's all tied up back there? Why the shovels? 897 00:43:55,008 --> 00:43:57,093 - I don't know. - Hey, how are we all gonna fit in there? 898 00:43:59,971 --> 00:44:03,182 Think you have to do that to turn the car off. 899 00:44:03,183 --> 00:44:07,395 Got it? Come on, Mr. Mel, let's you and me take a ride. 900 00:44:07,396 --> 00:44:09,314 Should we just follow in our car or...? 901 00:44:09,315 --> 00:44:11,899 No, you're not gonna follow nothin'. It's me and Mel. Come on, get that-- 902 00:44:11,900 --> 00:44:15,110 No, no, no, no, no, no. No, he can't. 903 00:44:15,111 --> 00:44:17,739 Sorry, 'cause he's my, he's my husband and... 904 00:44:17,740 --> 00:44:19,282 I guess we're all going, we're all going, baby, right? 905 00:44:19,283 --> 00:44:21,200 Yeah. We all have to go because... 906 00:44:21,201 --> 00:44:22,410 I can't fit but one in here. 907 00:44:22,411 --> 00:44:24,870 No, listen. I know how it goes. 908 00:44:24,871 --> 00:44:27,832 You start your moonshine, he's three days sober. 909 00:44:27,833 --> 00:44:32,377 Pastor Eric is not having it. I'm not having it. I'm going with! 910 00:44:32,378 --> 00:44:36,465 And we're engaged and so... 911 00:44:36,466 --> 00:44:38,009 It's gonna be the four of us. Some... 912 00:44:38,010 --> 00:44:39,885 Is there a way we can do that? 913 00:44:39,886 --> 00:44:41,720 I got another vehicle I can bring up. 914 00:44:41,721 --> 00:44:44,349 How long is that gonna take? 915 00:44:44,350 --> 00:44:47,059 Take as long as it needs, I guess. Why don't you stand here in the sun? 916 00:44:47,060 --> 00:44:48,894 I'll be right back. 917 00:44:48,895 --> 00:44:51,981 Fuck! Bullshit. 918 00:44:56,986 --> 00:44:58,654 You guys wanna go inside, wait? It's a little hot. 919 00:44:58,655 --> 00:44:59,573 Yeah. 920 00:45:07,998 --> 00:45:11,292 It's very dangerous. 921 00:45:11,293 --> 00:45:13,085 Yeah, you did. 922 00:45:13,086 --> 00:45:15,587 So we goin' outside, walkin' outside. 923 00:45:15,588 --> 00:45:18,549 I wasn't paying attention that there was a bench. 924 00:45:18,550 --> 00:45:20,384 - Is that right? - Mm-hmm. 925 00:45:20,385 --> 00:45:23,262 I was looking back. Walking forward. 926 00:45:23,263 --> 00:45:26,224 I tripped over the bench. 927 00:45:26,225 --> 00:45:27,809 I thought I fell on the bench. 928 00:45:27,810 --> 00:45:31,229 I fell on my sister! Ha-ha-ha! 929 00:45:31,230 --> 00:45:33,815 Oh, my goodness. I was hurt. 930 00:45:45,743 --> 00:45:48,954 Well, fuckin' get in. 931 00:45:48,955 --> 00:45:53,292 This guy doesn't have a sedan? Seats five comfortably. 932 00:45:53,293 --> 00:45:55,210 We're just gonna need one... 933 00:45:55,211 --> 00:45:58,505 Just a s-- single... 934 00:45:58,506 --> 00:46:00,967 - Uh, yeah, I... - I... 935 00:46:00,968 --> 00:46:03,219 This, this is definitely how people die. 936 00:46:03,220 --> 00:46:06,305 Shh! No, no, no, this is how individual people die. 937 00:46:06,306 --> 00:46:08,974 There is four of us. Plus, well, you know, Mel, we have a, we have a weapon. 938 00:46:08,975 --> 00:46:11,769 It's a fuckin' sword. I don't think you have a real understanding of death. 939 00:46:11,770 --> 00:46:14,480 Yeah. I mean, why are you so excited about this thing, huh? 940 00:46:14,481 --> 00:46:17,357 - You know this guy? - No! 941 00:46:17,358 --> 00:46:19,985 - You know this guy? - No. Do you know this guy? 942 00:46:19,986 --> 00:46:21,570 - Do you know this guy? - I don't know you. How do I know you're not in with him? 943 00:46:21,571 --> 00:46:23,322 - You know this guy? - None of us know this guy. We just met him! 944 00:46:23,323 --> 00:46:27,284 - We don't even know you! You found the guy. - Hey! Hey! 945 00:46:27,285 --> 00:46:29,454 Hey, what are you yammin' about? 946 00:46:29,455 --> 00:46:31,831 You want to have $40,000, get in the van. 947 00:46:37,921 --> 00:46:40,505 - Oh, I don't have a seat belt. - Honey, nobody's got-- 948 00:46:40,506 --> 00:46:42,299 There's no seatbelt. These are, but there's... 949 00:46:42,300 --> 00:46:44,510 No one's got seat-belts, these are the tires. 950 00:46:44,511 --> 00:46:46,637 - This is a tire? - Yeah, the tires are... 951 00:46:46,638 --> 00:46:48,930 Oh, oh. Here we go. 952 00:46:48,931 --> 00:46:52,017 Right, it's happening, man. 953 00:46:52,018 --> 00:46:53,603 We're in this shit now. 954 00:47:12,706 --> 00:47:15,707 Well, at least it's padded. 955 00:47:15,708 --> 00:47:17,670 So no one can hear you scream. 956 00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:33,517 So, so, um, how did the two of you meet? 957 00:47:33,518 --> 00:47:37,062 Oh, it's a long story. 958 00:47:37,063 --> 00:47:39,815 I think we got some time. 959 00:47:39,816 --> 00:47:41,650 We met at a restaurant. Her restaurant, actually. 960 00:47:41,651 --> 00:47:43,735 - It's not my restaurant. - Well, I call it her restaurant. 961 00:47:43,736 --> 00:47:47,280 - It's not. - I came in 'cause I needed a job desperately. 962 00:47:47,281 --> 00:47:52,577 And then, well, she gave me a-- a simple task and she thought I could handle it. 963 00:47:52,578 --> 00:47:54,245 And then I couldn't handle it. 964 00:47:54,246 --> 00:47:56,207 - Like a cooking thing? - I was, uh, choppin'-- 965 00:47:56,208 --> 00:47:58,250 Like a chopping thing. 966 00:47:58,251 --> 00:47:59,919 But can you chop or you just nervous? 967 00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:02,922 I'm not good on the job, period. 968 00:48:02,923 --> 00:48:05,840 My mind goes places. But, uh, yeah, she had to fire me. 969 00:48:05,841 --> 00:48:10,054 - But-- - So then you, you yelled at me and I cried and... 970 00:48:10,055 --> 00:48:12,765 But then you, you came out after me. 971 00:48:12,766 --> 00:48:17,185 You came out after me, you followed me out and you said so aggressively 972 00:48:17,186 --> 00:48:21,649 "Do you, uh, do you wanna see live music?" 973 00:48:21,650 --> 00:48:23,942 That's all I could think of. 974 00:48:23,943 --> 00:48:26,780 It's the way she said it, though, you know, it just makes me laugh. 975 00:48:28,073 --> 00:48:30,240 How long have you been together? 976 00:48:30,241 --> 00:48:31,950 - Four-and-a-half years. - Hm. 977 00:48:31,951 --> 00:48:34,495 So what's the big plan with the cash? 978 00:48:34,496 --> 00:48:38,082 Well, we wanna, I mean, eventually we wanna have a kid. 979 00:48:38,083 --> 00:48:39,625 - Ah. - Oh. 980 00:48:39,626 --> 00:48:42,627 - That's nice. - Mm-hmm. Can't really do it on our own, so... 981 00:48:42,628 --> 00:48:44,464 What, are you gonna buy a kid, buy sperm? Have one? What... 982 00:48:44,465 --> 00:48:49,300 No, I want, I want Cynthia. I mean, we talked about it. She'll carry. 983 00:48:49,301 --> 00:48:53,889 D... Okay, so you're-- you're gonna, you're gonna carry the kid? That's the plan? 984 00:48:53,890 --> 00:48:55,099 I'm hoping, if I can. 985 00:48:55,100 --> 00:48:57,184 You seem the more motherly of the two of you. 986 00:48:57,185 --> 00:48:58,810 - Oh, does she? - Yeah. 987 00:48:58,811 --> 00:49:00,437 Oh, that's... Thank you. That's great. 988 00:49:00,438 --> 00:49:02,564 - You're welcome. - I think he's meaning it as a compliment. 989 00:49:02,565 --> 00:49:03,982 Well, it doesn't sound like a compliment. 990 00:49:03,983 --> 00:49:07,069 I think you're two sides of the mother coin. 991 00:49:07,070 --> 00:49:10,739 Like, you know, you're just maybe uncomfortable and I felt like I'd done something wrong 992 00:49:10,740 --> 00:49:12,324 and then I look at her and I'm like it's gonna be okay. 993 00:49:12,325 --> 00:49:13,325 - Yeah. - Okay, so that's-- 994 00:49:13,326 --> 00:49:14,535 That is so sweet. 995 00:49:14,536 --> 00:49:16,245 So together you make one good mom. 996 00:49:16,246 --> 00:49:18,164 No, I'm with you. I'm not gonna argue this. 997 00:49:18,165 --> 00:49:19,499 I'm with you a hundred percent. 998 00:49:19,500 --> 00:49:21,084 You always sound like you are arguing, am I right? 999 00:49:21,085 --> 00:49:22,500 - There's a tone that you have. - I get that. 1000 00:49:22,501 --> 00:49:24,545 It's like, like right away, it's like we're not arguing 1001 00:49:24,546 --> 00:49:26,047 but why are you talking like that? 1002 00:49:26,048 --> 00:49:29,509 Sometimes I get very angry and I don't know where it comes from. 1003 00:49:29,510 --> 00:49:32,762 It's like a cauldron and it's just boiling all the time. 1004 00:49:32,763 --> 00:49:33,845 - Why is that? - And all of a sudden... 1005 00:49:33,846 --> 00:49:36,391 I don't know why! It just is! 1006 00:49:39,853 --> 00:49:41,270 - I'm sorry, honey. - No, that's fine. 1007 00:49:41,271 --> 00:49:43,897 See, that's what I mean. Like, I'm not, I'm sort of mad at you 1008 00:49:43,898 --> 00:49:48,485 because for some reason you rub me the wrong way, but there's no specific thing you just did. 1009 00:49:48,486 --> 00:49:52,030 Well, so we're lookin', we're lookin' to have a-- a family down the line. 1010 00:49:52,031 --> 00:49:55,200 But first, um, I'm actually gonna follow my dream 1011 00:49:55,201 --> 00:49:57,369 and Mary supporting me, which is so lovely. 1012 00:49:57,370 --> 00:49:58,954 - Mm-hmm. - What's your dream? 1013 00:49:58,955 --> 00:50:01,749 Well, it's, uh, it's to own, manage 1014 00:50:01,750 --> 00:50:04,125 and create a successful escape room. 1015 00:50:04,126 --> 00:50:07,755 - Oh, wow! - Wait, what's an escape room? 1016 00:50:07,756 --> 00:50:10,840 Oh, you have 60 minutes in a room and you got to solve a-- 1017 00:50:10,841 --> 00:50:14,135 a series of puzzles, to essentially escape the room. 1018 00:50:14,136 --> 00:50:16,305 Who the fuck needs that in their life? With the-- 1019 00:50:16,306 --> 00:50:19,307 That's what I was saying 'cause I was thinking that is life. 1020 00:50:19,308 --> 00:50:22,310 No, first she was not onboard with it and I said "It's 1021 00:50:22,311 --> 00:50:25,564 it's a, it's an activity, it's a type of fun." 1022 00:50:25,565 --> 00:50:29,400 So, you know, for example, for the casino room, you'll find this, you know 1023 00:50:29,401 --> 00:50:33,322 this laser pointer and, um, you can't point it at anything from this angle 1024 00:50:33,323 --> 00:50:36,742 'cause you're actually handcuffed to the side of the room in the beginning. 1025 00:50:36,743 --> 00:50:41,497 Uh, but if you point it into the mirror up the top of the casino room, um 1026 00:50:41,498 --> 00:50:46,084 it actually angles directly into something that then unlocks. It's like a whole thing. 1027 00:50:46,085 --> 00:50:47,669 So it's like an amusement park thing. 1028 00:50:47,670 --> 00:50:49,420 No, but it's like in a storefront. 1029 00:50:49,421 --> 00:50:52,090 You just set it up once and then you just burn and turn. 1030 00:50:52,091 --> 00:50:54,009 People just go through that thing and they either do a good job or they don't. 1031 00:50:54,010 --> 00:50:56,094 All day long, people are, like, how do I get out of here. 1032 00:50:56,095 --> 00:50:59,055 And if they win, you know what they get? Tickets to another escape room. 1033 00:50:59,056 --> 00:51:02,060 The money makes its own money. It's crazy. 1034 00:51:27,251 --> 00:51:29,460 How long have you two been together? 1035 00:51:29,461 --> 00:51:32,422 - Heh-heh... - No, no. 1036 00:51:32,423 --> 00:51:34,675 - Oh, you're not together? - No. Come on. 1037 00:51:34,676 --> 00:51:38,804 That's disgusting. Why he... Ugh, I would never. 1038 00:51:38,805 --> 00:51:40,472 Um, well, I mean, you don't have to be insulting, but, no, we are not, not that kind... 1039 00:51:40,473 --> 00:51:42,349 Oh, no. Oh, Mel, no, I'm sorry. 1040 00:51:42,350 --> 00:51:44,935 No, I... Look, I think you have a, you've, like, a really great face. 1041 00:51:44,936 --> 00:51:48,814 I just don't think sexually or compatible, compatible. 1042 00:51:48,815 --> 00:51:50,982 Thank you. That's fine. 1043 00:51:50,983 --> 00:51:54,402 Yeah, no, we're-- we're not together. We're just, uh... He's, uh... 1044 00:51:54,403 --> 00:51:56,780 - We're buddies. - Yeah, he... 1045 00:51:56,781 --> 00:51:59,240 I don't know. He's been working for me for a few years... 1046 00:51:59,241 --> 00:52:01,034 Yeah, three. Goin' on three. 1047 00:52:01,035 --> 00:52:05,080 Came in wanderin' around like some lost dog lookin' at stuff. 1048 00:52:05,081 --> 00:52:06,707 I don't know, he seems... 1049 00:52:06,708 --> 00:52:09,627 And then remember? You had to leave that one day. 1050 00:52:09,628 --> 00:52:11,127 - That's what started it. - Yeah. 1051 00:52:11,128 --> 00:52:14,005 I had to go deal with, uh, Deirdre. 1052 00:52:14,006 --> 00:52:16,049 And he was hangin' around. I said, watch the store. 1053 00:52:16,050 --> 00:52:20,220 And he watched the store and now I, he's still here. 1054 00:52:20,221 --> 00:52:21,723 Who's Deirdre? 1055 00:52:23,558 --> 00:52:26,728 Uh, she's a friend of mine. 1056 00:52:29,021 --> 00:52:31,690 But, um, but, yeah. 1057 00:52:31,691 --> 00:52:34,569 So, yeah, so that's been a few years that's he's been over there. 1058 00:52:34,570 --> 00:52:36,695 But I've had this store. 1059 00:52:36,696 --> 00:52:39,657 I've been work... I've been there for like 15 years now. 1060 00:52:39,658 --> 00:52:41,368 Why'd you get into pawn? 1061 00:52:43,578 --> 00:52:47,455 Well, what happened was sort of a circuitous thing. 1062 00:52:47,456 --> 00:52:51,377 Like I, you know, I come from New Mexico. 1063 00:52:51,378 --> 00:52:53,629 And then when I was in my 20s, I was in New York 1064 00:52:53,630 --> 00:52:57,550 and, um, I had a dream, you know, back then. 1065 00:52:59,176 --> 00:53:01,595 Uh, I was gonna, uh, you know 1066 00:53:01,596 --> 00:53:04,849 be in a pretty important rock-band. 1067 00:53:04,850 --> 00:53:09,435 And I got to New York and I-- I got a job driving a van 1068 00:53:09,436 --> 00:53:14,024 and, uh, lived on Lower East Side. 1069 00:53:14,025 --> 00:53:19,070 And I went to the sidewalk cafe and there was a waitress there. 1070 00:53:19,071 --> 00:53:23,034 Deirdre. She's pretty. 1071 00:53:23,035 --> 00:53:24,869 I was pretty struck. 1072 00:53:24,870 --> 00:53:29,455 And she's kind of loopy, but had an edge to her, pretty funny. 1073 00:53:29,456 --> 00:53:32,625 I don't know, just threw ahead of my number, you know? 1074 00:53:32,626 --> 00:53:35,462 And then she said, well... Uh, you know, I told her I was gonna put a band together 1075 00:53:35,463 --> 00:53:38,132 and she's like, I wanna be in a band. 1076 00:53:38,133 --> 00:53:42,094 So we start hanging out, trying to write some songs. 1077 00:53:42,095 --> 00:53:46,890 She was into heavy drugs, I was into lighter drugs. 1078 00:53:46,891 --> 00:53:49,226 And, uh, you know... 1079 00:53:53,565 --> 00:53:55,275 I started doing heavy drugs. 1080 00:54:03,575 --> 00:54:05,160 We didn't start a band. 1081 00:54:06,661 --> 00:54:11,164 We only just started working for money to get drugs, so you know? 1082 00:54:11,165 --> 00:54:15,627 Yelling, cryin', fucking, for a while, but then that 1083 00:54:15,628 --> 00:54:18,881 then that stops and just, just doing drugs. 1084 00:54:21,133 --> 00:54:24,804 And, you know, like, Sid and Nancy were. Just ridiculous. 1085 00:54:24,805 --> 00:54:27,848 Fuckin' farce. Tragic. 1086 00:54:30,476 --> 00:54:35,355 Anyway, my Uncle Teddy, my Aunt Rose lived down here. 1087 00:54:35,356 --> 00:54:37,482 Kinda hippyish, kinda not like my dad. 1088 00:54:37,483 --> 00:54:40,027 Kinda like those older people, you know, when you're younger 1089 00:54:40,028 --> 00:54:42,070 you're like, that guy's cool. 1090 00:54:42,071 --> 00:54:44,322 And I called him, I said, "Look, man, I'm in trouble 1091 00:54:44,323 --> 00:54:46,867 I can't tell my old man, I'm strung out." 1092 00:54:46,868 --> 00:54:50,579 He just said, "Well, come down here. Let's-- let's get you cleaned up." 1093 00:54:50,580 --> 00:54:55,667 So I took off and then came down here, and Teddy took care of me. 1094 00:54:55,668 --> 00:54:59,170 And then Aunt Rose got sick and they, they needed to move 'cause for how... 1095 00:54:59,171 --> 00:55:01,339 I don't know, he wanted to retire and go to Florida, whatever. 1096 00:55:01,340 --> 00:55:06,052 So he's, like, why don't you take the store? So this is three years in, you know? 1097 00:55:06,053 --> 00:55:07,513 What about the girl? 1098 00:55:10,141 --> 00:55:13,769 She's followed me down here. 1099 00:55:13,770 --> 00:55:16,522 I mean, I... We talked about it. 1100 00:55:16,523 --> 00:55:19,942 I guess we missed each other and, you know... 1101 00:55:19,943 --> 00:55:21,694 And she said she was getting cleaned up. 1102 00:55:21,695 --> 00:55:24,362 She said she was clean, she'd come down here and stay clean 1103 00:55:24,363 --> 00:55:28,867 and we can, do the music down here and, um... 1104 00:55:28,868 --> 00:55:31,954 So she comes down here, and it's okay for a little while 1105 00:55:31,955 --> 00:55:35,749 and then just figures out a way to find the people to get fucked up 1106 00:55:35,750 --> 00:55:39,377 and she got fucked up, and I didn't get fucked up. 1107 00:55:39,378 --> 00:55:42,380 I didn't, I still haven't gotten fucked up. It's been 15 years. 1108 00:55:42,381 --> 00:55:45,175 I just watch her go in and out. 1109 00:55:45,176 --> 00:55:49,512 But, um, she's around. She came in the other day. 1110 00:55:49,513 --> 00:55:52,349 Did you tell her? 1111 00:55:52,350 --> 00:55:53,935 Tell her what? 1112 00:55:56,896 --> 00:55:58,773 That you still love her. 1113 00:56:02,818 --> 00:56:04,611 I stopped telling her. 1114 00:56:08,408 --> 00:56:11,577 I'm not strong enough for that chick. And I don't have the fuckin' fortitude 1115 00:56:11,578 --> 00:56:13,870 to tell that woman that I love her. 1116 00:56:13,871 --> 00:56:17,000 She knows I love her or she wouldn't come around all the time. 1117 00:56:19,751 --> 00:56:21,253 But doesn't matter. 1118 00:56:23,131 --> 00:56:27,093 You know, it's just like just persistent heartache... 1119 00:56:29,511 --> 00:56:32,181 you know, and that's that. 1120 00:56:35,893 --> 00:56:37,935 Like, my life has been the same for so long. 1121 00:56:37,936 --> 00:56:41,439 Like, it's just a cycle of stuff. 1122 00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:45,069 'Cause I was just thinking of, like, when we got in here like 1123 00:56:45,070 --> 00:56:47,237 why the fuck am I doing this? Have I come... 1124 00:56:47,238 --> 00:56:49,364 Why the fuck am I in this truck? I don't do this shit. 1125 00:56:49,365 --> 00:56:53,452 What do we need to do this shit for? I'm fifty-fuckin'-four years old. 1126 00:56:53,453 --> 00:56:58,415 I'm just gonna get in the truck with a fuckin' idiot, and go to make a deal. 1127 00:56:58,416 --> 00:56:59,875 - You know what it is? - Money. What? 1128 00:56:59,876 --> 00:57:02,294 No, it's not. It's not money. 1129 00:57:02,295 --> 00:57:04,670 It's that moment where this is a portal 1130 00:57:04,671 --> 00:57:08,342 into whatever these fuckin' idiots, the worst of them represent, right. 1131 00:57:08,343 --> 00:57:12,429 You know, this, this guy is... We're gonna see up close. 1132 00:57:12,430 --> 00:57:14,472 Wherever he's takin' us there's gonna be some answer, right? 1133 00:57:14,473 --> 00:57:17,059 No, you're right, man. That, it's a little titillating 1134 00:57:17,060 --> 00:57:20,979 I gotta say, to get that up close and personal with the stuff you read about is... 1135 00:57:20,980 --> 00:57:24,315 Right, you spend a lot of time thinkin' like how the fuck can these people think like this. 1136 00:57:24,316 --> 00:57:27,069 - Yeah. - Well, we're in the brain of that. 1137 00:57:27,070 --> 00:57:28,320 Yeah, we're about to find out. 1138 00:57:28,321 --> 00:57:29,865 Apparently, it's carpeted. 1139 00:57:49,008 --> 00:57:51,760 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! - Hm? 1140 00:57:51,761 --> 00:57:53,637 Okay. 1141 00:57:53,638 --> 00:57:55,306 What, are we off-roading? 1142 00:58:00,728 --> 00:58:02,312 - Oh. - Oh. 1143 00:58:02,313 --> 00:58:03,522 - We stopped. - We stopped. 1144 00:58:03,523 --> 00:58:05,524 What is happening? 1145 00:58:05,525 --> 00:58:06,483 Are we at a gas station? 1146 00:58:14,241 --> 00:58:16,619 Whoo! 1147 00:58:16,620 --> 00:58:19,370 Get out. 1148 00:58:19,371 --> 00:58:20,706 Watch your head. 1149 00:58:24,501 --> 00:58:27,920 Oh. Oh. 1150 00:58:27,921 --> 00:58:29,339 - Wow! - Wow! 1151 00:58:29,340 --> 00:58:31,340 What would you call this area? 1152 00:58:31,341 --> 00:58:34,052 We call this the country. I'll go get the boss. 1153 00:58:34,053 --> 00:58:35,887 Country north, country south? 1154 00:58:35,888 --> 00:58:38,349 I call it motherfuckin' country. 1155 00:58:38,350 --> 00:58:42,144 You know, there's the city, we all are from and then there's the country. 1156 00:58:42,145 --> 00:58:44,229 - And now we is in the country. - Yeah. What state are we in? 1157 00:58:44,230 --> 00:58:45,940 - Tennessee. - Okay. 1158 00:58:47,900 --> 00:58:49,484 I'll go get the boss. 1159 00:58:49,485 --> 00:58:51,152 Alright. Thank you, Hog. 1160 00:58:51,153 --> 00:58:54,240 - Jaws. - Jaws. Hog Jaws. 1161 00:58:55,658 --> 00:58:57,117 Do you think they're gonna give us something to eat? 1162 00:58:57,118 --> 00:58:59,910 - 'Cause I'm so hungry. - Oh, you need... 1163 00:58:59,911 --> 00:59:03,039 What the fuck? Oh, these guys. Are you serious? 1164 00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:05,542 That fuckin' sword belongs to us. 1165 00:59:05,543 --> 00:59:08,295 Wait a minute, is that my screwdriver? 1166 00:59:08,296 --> 00:59:10,005 You took that screwdriver from my... You didn't pay for that. 1167 00:59:10,006 --> 00:59:12,340 You took that off the counter. You didn't pay for that screwdriver. 1168 00:59:12,341 --> 00:59:13,800 Jake, I thought we talked about this. 1169 00:59:13,801 --> 00:59:16,052 This ain't his fuckin' screwdriver, Zeke. 1170 00:59:16,053 --> 00:59:18,680 - Are you sure? - Yes, I'm sure. This is from my fuckin' truck. 1171 00:59:18,681 --> 00:59:20,599 - I was in the truck! - It's from the glove compartment! 1172 00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:21,975 I was sittin' in front of the glove compartment-- 1173 00:59:21,976 --> 00:59:23,727 I, I... Whoa, whoa. Wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait. 1174 00:59:23,728 --> 00:59:26,604 Wait, wait a minute. Wait a minute. 1175 00:59:26,605 --> 00:59:29,190 Jake. Zeke. 1176 00:59:29,191 --> 00:59:31,777 Jake Allmendinger? 1177 00:59:31,778 --> 00:59:34,779 Zeke Durkin? 1178 00:59:34,780 --> 00:59:38,032 - You know these guys? - I do know these guys. 1179 00:59:38,033 --> 00:59:41,662 I can't believe that you guys are still friends. This is unbelievable. 1180 00:59:41,663 --> 00:59:46,040 You're-- you're June and Buddy's kid, right? 1181 00:59:46,041 --> 00:59:49,002 Buddy used to come in, pawn those earrings 1182 00:59:49,003 --> 00:59:51,295 your mom's earrings, once a month for drinking money. 1183 00:59:51,296 --> 00:59:54,424 You guys were like, four-five years old. You come in with him, run around. 1184 00:59:54,425 --> 00:59:56,634 One time... Oh, my God! 1185 00:59:56,635 --> 01:00:00,764 One time he beat the shit out of you in the store for stealing somethin' off the counter. 1186 01:00:00,765 --> 01:00:05,185 He hit you so hard that the, that he was crying, too. It was, it was tragic. 1187 01:00:05,186 --> 01:00:08,772 But then you come in with your mom, like, a couple of weeks later 1188 01:00:08,773 --> 01:00:13,150 to pick the earrings up and sometimes she'd have black eye 1189 01:00:13,151 --> 01:00:17,655 and, you know, she would buy you ice cream and... 1190 01:00:17,656 --> 01:00:21,994 Can I ask you a question? Why'd you take after the shitty one? 1191 01:00:21,995 --> 01:00:26,122 I mean, your mom was so nice, you know? 1192 01:00:26,123 --> 01:00:28,667 But you're all fucked up and wrong-minded 1193 01:00:28,668 --> 01:00:31,128 like your, miserable dad. 1194 01:00:32,505 --> 01:00:33,672 - Ah! - Oh, no, Jake! 1195 01:00:33,673 --> 01:00:35,005 I'm not fuckin' wrong-minded? 1196 01:00:35,006 --> 01:00:36,465 I'm gonna poke this through her fuckin' neck! 1197 01:00:36,466 --> 01:00:40,679 And I put a hole of lead right through the back of your skull. 1198 01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:43,139 Where the fuck did that come from? 1199 01:00:43,140 --> 01:00:46,185 Alright now. Who's kickin' up a fuss out here? 1200 01:00:48,855 --> 01:00:53,024 Well, lookie here. Allmendinger and Durkin. 1201 01:00:53,025 --> 01:00:55,985 Y'all trespassing on Invictusian territory. 1202 01:00:55,986 --> 01:00:58,070 Now, you know you're up here uninvited. 1203 01:00:58,071 --> 01:01:00,490 We, we was just talking to 'em is all... 1204 01:01:00,491 --> 01:01:04,702 Oh, you're just talking to 'em with a screwdriver to her neck. 1205 01:01:04,703 --> 01:01:07,789 Now, did your boss send you up here, is that the plan? 1206 01:01:07,790 --> 01:01:12,461 No. You just brain trust hatch this idea on your own, is that it? 1207 01:01:14,630 --> 01:01:17,465 You two get off my property. 1208 01:01:17,466 --> 01:01:22,429 I see you here again, I'll dig a hole just big enough for the two of ya. You understand? 1209 01:01:22,430 --> 01:01:23,430 - Yes, sir. - Yes, sir. 1210 01:01:23,431 --> 01:01:25,055 Don't say another fuckin' word. 1211 01:01:25,056 --> 01:01:27,393 Get the hell off my property, now! 1212 01:01:29,645 --> 01:01:32,272 Folks, I'm real sorry about that welcome. 1213 01:01:32,273 --> 01:01:34,274 - Uh... - Oh, sorry. 1214 01:01:34,275 --> 01:01:38,277 Caught me in the middle of a, of a little workday there, uh... 1215 01:01:38,278 --> 01:01:41,990 Shoulder deep in a mare when you pulled up, so... 1216 01:01:41,991 --> 01:01:43,742 That's not something you can just pull out of. 1217 01:01:43,743 --> 01:01:48,329 She might get spooked and take off across the field. 1218 01:01:48,330 --> 01:01:51,917 You don't wanna be dragged behind a powerful machine 1219 01:01:51,918 --> 01:01:54,585 like that out in a country like this. 1220 01:01:54,586 --> 01:01:58,799 Wind up in a ditch dead and nobody'd ever find you. 1221 01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:01,885 Anyway, I understand you all got a 1222 01:02:01,886 --> 01:02:04,470 real high-quality prover item, is that right? 1223 01:02:04,471 --> 01:02:07,432 - Yes, sir. - Yeah, we got a, a sword. Yeah. 1224 01:02:07,433 --> 01:02:08,475 - A sword. - Yeah. 1225 01:02:08,476 --> 01:02:09,642 Alright, well, let's take a look at it. 1226 01:02:09,643 --> 01:02:11,269 - Who am I dealing with? Who's in charge? - Oh, right here. 1227 01:02:11,270 --> 01:02:13,270 Oh, that'd be me, I think. Oh, come on. 1228 01:02:13,271 --> 01:02:16,440 Sorry, I only deal one on one, so you're gonna have to figure it out. 1229 01:02:16,441 --> 01:02:18,317 Oh, well, then, that'd be me, s-- sir. 1230 01:02:18,318 --> 01:02:20,279 I know the guy, I made the deal, I talked to him-- 1231 01:02:20,280 --> 01:02:24,074 Honeysuckle, what are you doing? You know I'm the mouthpiece of this operation. 1232 01:02:24,075 --> 01:02:26,409 Yeah, not-- not really, dear, You just, you know... 1233 01:02:26,410 --> 01:02:31,039 Alright. You know what, I don't, I don't wanna be a witness to any, uh, marital discord, 1234 01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:33,290 so I-- I'll deal with both of you at the same time 1235 01:02:33,291 --> 01:02:36,085 provided you're willing to hand over the heater, ma'am. 1236 01:02:36,086 --> 01:02:38,295 Oh, Jesus. 1237 01:02:38,296 --> 01:02:40,299 There you go. Thank you. 1238 01:02:40,300 --> 01:02:43,720 Now, you can both come on up, just grab the sword. Screendoor! 1239 01:02:45,555 --> 01:02:47,306 Right this way. 1240 01:02:49,850 --> 01:02:51,935 - Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa! - What? 1241 01:02:51,936 --> 01:02:54,270 It's a screwdriver, you have a gun. Can I just see if it's mine? 1242 01:02:54,271 --> 01:02:57,524 Can you just hold on a minute? 1243 01:02:57,525 --> 01:03:02,487 Holy shit. It's not mine. That's awkward. I thought it was mine. 1244 01:03:02,488 --> 01:03:05,200 Move it. 1245 01:03:07,785 --> 01:03:14,665 Door! Fuck, dude, honestly. 1246 01:03:14,666 --> 01:03:18,503 Keep your eye on them and stab 'em with somethin' if they move. 1247 01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:21,798 Keep it hard, Door! 1248 01:03:25,678 --> 01:03:28,012 - What's the plan? - What do you mean what's the plan? 1249 01:03:28,013 --> 01:03:29,222 - We go, we get the money, we leave. - What's the... 1250 01:03:29,223 --> 01:03:30,890 That's not a plan. Do you know what a plan... 1251 01:03:30,891 --> 01:03:32,184 But that's, but that's the plan in place. What are you talkin' about? 1252 01:03:32,185 --> 01:03:34,185 Yeah, but if shit goes upside down, what is the plan? 1253 01:03:34,186 --> 01:03:36,479 Oh, come on. We... 1254 01:03:36,480 --> 01:03:39,607 Well, we, we can run quickly. Steal keys and we take the truck. 1255 01:03:39,608 --> 01:03:42,194 You can't outrun a bullet. Now, what are your strengths? 1256 01:03:42,195 --> 01:03:43,863 Punching or kicking? 1257 01:03:45,365 --> 01:03:47,075 Come on in, y'all. 1258 01:03:49,993 --> 01:03:52,163 You can put that right up here. 1259 01:03:57,043 --> 01:03:59,169 - Have a seat. - You got it, big man? 1260 01:03:59,170 --> 01:04:02,505 I'm good, Jaws, head on back down to the truck. Keep an eye on 'em. 1261 01:04:02,506 --> 01:04:03,841 Fair enough. 1262 01:04:05,343 --> 01:04:09,637 Alright, take a look at what we got here, huh? What's this? 1263 01:04:09,638 --> 01:04:12,390 Uh, those are authenticating papers. 1264 01:04:12,391 --> 01:04:14,975 Okay. 1265 01:04:14,976 --> 01:04:16,769 '81. 1266 01:04:16,770 --> 01:04:17,937 Yeah. 1267 01:04:17,938 --> 01:04:19,064 That's the year, right? 1268 01:04:19,065 --> 01:04:20,649 Oh, that's the year. 1269 01:04:20,650 --> 01:04:23,985 Yeah, that's good. Alright, '81. Yeah. 1270 01:04:23,986 --> 01:04:25,654 What have we got here? Ah, look at this old picture. 1271 01:04:25,655 --> 01:04:27,572 Yeah, you know that picture. 1272 01:04:27,573 --> 01:04:28,699 Look at Lee, he's a man. He cuts a man's figure, right? 1273 01:04:28,700 --> 01:04:30,032 - Yeah, that's... - Yeah. Nice beard. 1274 01:04:30,033 --> 01:04:31,159 Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Yummy. 1275 01:04:31,160 --> 01:04:33,494 Look at McClellan. He's wearin' a dress. 1276 01:04:33,495 --> 01:04:35,037 - Oh! Heh-heh! - Look at him. 1277 01:04:35,038 --> 01:04:37,124 - What a sis. - Well, I... 1278 01:04:37,125 --> 01:04:40,752 I think that was just the way the jacket was cut, 'cause doesn't Lee have a... 1279 01:04:40,753 --> 01:04:43,964 No! No, no, no, no, no, that, that ain't Lee's jacket. 1280 01:04:43,965 --> 01:04:45,840 - No, that's a, table cloth. - Shh. 1281 01:04:45,841 --> 01:04:50,094 Painter just fucked up and didn't paint the top of the table the same color. 1282 01:04:50,095 --> 01:04:51,471 Idiots. 1283 01:04:58,353 --> 01:05:01,522 Oh, my gosh, I thought I just saw something move in the distance. 1284 01:05:01,523 --> 01:05:04,234 But it's just... I think it's the breeze. 1285 01:05:04,235 --> 01:05:07,154 Ever think you see like, like a ghost? 1286 01:05:07,155 --> 01:05:08,655 Like something in the corner of your eye? 1287 01:05:08,656 --> 01:05:11,282 Yeah, you're just like, whoa! 1288 01:05:11,283 --> 01:05:13,450 I've never seen a real ghost, though. 1289 01:05:13,451 --> 01:05:16,787 I've never seen, like, a real ghost or anything like that. 1290 01:05:16,788 --> 01:05:18,665 I saw one for the first time last week. 1291 01:05:18,666 --> 01:05:21,209 - You're kidding me. You saw one? - Yeah. I saw one. 1292 01:05:21,210 --> 01:05:24,712 It was late at night and... 1293 01:05:24,713 --> 01:05:26,839 sitting near, like, our-- our 1294 01:05:26,840 --> 01:05:31,135 - our kitchen table was this woman and she was dressed 1295 01:05:31,136 --> 01:05:35,015 like, in, like, 1970s office wear. 1296 01:05:36,475 --> 01:05:40,310 And I look at her and she's so panicked. 1297 01:05:40,311 --> 01:05:43,690 And I don't know what to say. No words are escaping my mouth. 1298 01:05:43,691 --> 01:05:46,317 And she just says, "Line two, line two." 1299 01:05:46,318 --> 01:05:48,862 - Line two, line two? - Line two, line two. 1300 01:05:48,863 --> 01:05:51,823 And-- and then she just... I blinked and she was gone. 1301 01:05:54,701 --> 01:05:56,869 Take a look at this. What have we got here? 1302 01:05:56,870 --> 01:06:01,832 Oh, look at that. A good balance to it. 1303 01:06:01,833 --> 01:06:05,879 - See that? - Uh, yeah. I see it. Okay. 1304 01:06:05,880 --> 01:06:10,634 My goodness. Well, this looks good. Alright. 1305 01:06:10,635 --> 01:06:12,969 How about you all tell me the history of this sword? 1306 01:06:12,970 --> 01:06:14,095 - Yeah, the story. - Oh, yeah. 1307 01:06:14,096 --> 01:06:17,557 Uh, so the Union Army surrounded. 1308 01:06:17,558 --> 01:06:19,850 Uh, they're being generaled by, uh, Sherman. 1309 01:06:19,851 --> 01:06:21,310 But they're Sheridan... 1310 01:06:21,311 --> 01:06:24,522 Sher-- Sherman. So they're surrounded, they're in trouble. 1311 01:06:24,523 --> 01:06:25,690 Boy, are they ever. 1312 01:06:25,691 --> 01:06:27,817 If things don't go your way at Chickenfoot 1313 01:06:27,818 --> 01:06:29,277 they don't go your way. 1314 01:06:29,278 --> 01:06:30,738 Alright, they're cornered. 1315 01:06:41,706 --> 01:06:44,750 Out-of-the-box thinking is good. You know. Just... 1316 01:06:44,751 --> 01:06:46,710 - Out of the box? - Yeah, you know, ghosts. 1317 01:06:46,711 --> 01:06:48,420 Some people think that's crazy. 1318 01:06:48,421 --> 01:06:51,215 They go, "Uh, well, no, that's not true. Ghosts don't exist." 1319 01:06:51,216 --> 01:06:54,844 - You know, things that we're fed to believe. Right. - Right. 1320 01:06:54,845 --> 01:06:57,306 Ghosts don't exist, the Earth is round. 1321 01:07:01,310 --> 01:07:03,645 Well, the Earth is, the Earth is round. 1322 01:07:05,523 --> 01:07:07,358 Is it, though? 1323 01:07:10,235 --> 01:07:11,902 Yes. 1324 01:07:11,903 --> 01:07:15,239 And ghosts don't exist? 1325 01:07:15,240 --> 01:07:20,244 Well, I think some people are a little iffy about ghosts' existence 1326 01:07:20,245 --> 01:07:23,915 but, I don't think anyone's iffy about the world being round. 1327 01:07:23,916 --> 01:07:26,167 - Alright, let me ask you something. - Alright. 1328 01:07:26,168 --> 01:07:30,420 You ever driven through Kansas City? 1329 01:07:30,421 --> 01:07:31,922 Thirty-thousand people losing their lives. 1330 01:07:31,923 --> 01:07:35,927 Thirty-five thousand of 'em. Uh, sick, uh, cholera. 1331 01:07:35,928 --> 01:07:39,889 - And the typhoid is strong and it's taken on... - Chlamydia. 1332 01:07:39,890 --> 01:07:42,934 - ...more than they bargained for and... - Deer ticks. 1333 01:07:42,935 --> 01:07:45,812 - They don't have enough people to... - And you know this battle. 1334 01:07:45,813 --> 01:07:48,439 - This is the Battle of Chickafist. - Chicken Fist is-- 1335 01:07:48,440 --> 01:07:51,067 - Chicken Fist is the Indian word. That's right. - Yeah. Anyway-- 1336 01:07:51,068 --> 01:07:52,777 So, they're losin'. 1337 01:07:52,778 --> 01:07:57,407 - What are you saying? Are you saying that the Earth is-- - Is flat. 1338 01:07:57,408 --> 01:08:00,785 And I know what, what you're thinking. I know it sounds kind of funny. 1339 01:08:00,786 --> 01:08:02,787 - No, it just, it's not even that it sounds funny. - Because... 1340 01:08:02,788 --> 01:08:06,290 - It just kinda sounds crazy. - What? And yet... 1341 01:08:06,291 --> 01:08:07,750 I mean, don't you think? 1342 01:08:07,751 --> 01:08:11,630 So the sword pretty much proves that the South... won. 1343 01:08:13,715 --> 01:08:16,426 Hm. Alright. 1344 01:08:17,970 --> 01:08:22,557 Well, that's quite a tale. It's quite a tale you spun me there. 1345 01:08:22,558 --> 01:08:25,059 - Except, I do have a of couple questions for you now. - Oh, well, you go ahead. 1346 01:08:25,060 --> 01:08:28,145 It seems that, uh, you couldn't exactly agree on the, uh 1347 01:08:28,146 --> 01:08:30,022 the name of the battle now, could you? 1348 01:08:30,023 --> 01:08:31,815 Uh, you say it's a Chicken Fist and then you say Chicken Fest 1349 01:08:31,816 --> 01:08:36,320 and someone threw in a Chickenfoot in there somewhere 1350 01:08:36,321 --> 01:08:39,740 which I happen to know is a super group with, uh 1351 01:08:39,741 --> 01:08:41,867 Sammy Hagar and, uh, Joe Satriani. So I'm pretty sure it's not Chickenfoot. 1352 01:08:41,868 --> 01:08:44,579 - Really? - Maybe that's why I had it in mind. 1353 01:08:44,580 --> 01:08:48,624 Maybe that's why you had it in there 'cause you're a big fan. Perhaps that's it, anyway. 1354 01:08:48,625 --> 01:08:50,334 And then you couldn't settle on the general's name. 1355 01:08:50,335 --> 01:08:52,462 One of you say Sherman, one of you say Sheridan. 1356 01:08:52,463 --> 01:08:56,132 And you couldn't settle on whether it's typhoid or chlamydia or cholera. 1357 01:08:56,133 --> 01:08:58,300 So I think you know where I'm going with all this. 1358 01:08:58,301 --> 01:09:02,012 Not to mention the first shot across my bow which you fired, 1359 01:09:02,013 --> 01:09:05,099 referring to that army as the Union Army, 1360 01:09:05,100 --> 01:09:07,685 rather than the army of Northern Aggressors. 1361 01:09:07,686 --> 01:09:10,980 Are we just supposed to believe everything that's been fed to us 1362 01:09:10,981 --> 01:09:13,357 from the time we were a little kid to now? 1363 01:09:13,358 --> 01:09:17,279 You have to question these things and that's a problem is that no one's questioning. 1364 01:09:17,280 --> 01:09:19,947 No one's going out and being like, maybe this isn't true 1365 01:09:19,948 --> 01:09:22,575 because they're too scared or they don't wanna know the actual truth. 1366 01:09:22,576 --> 01:09:26,912 - Right. - And I swear, I was exactly where you were a year ago. 1367 01:09:26,913 --> 01:09:29,540 Okay, say you're, you're a ship in the ocean. 1368 01:09:29,541 --> 01:09:31,209 - Right. Listening. - Wouldn't you just fall right off? 1369 01:09:31,210 --> 01:09:32,544 Great question. 1370 01:09:32,545 --> 01:09:35,087 - Honestly, great question, Cynthia. - Thank you. 1371 01:09:35,088 --> 01:09:39,175 I'm gonna give you one last chance here, one last chance 1372 01:09:39,176 --> 01:09:42,720 to tell me the truth, because I don't think that you believe. 1373 01:09:42,721 --> 01:09:45,807 I think you believe in what the history books are written. 1374 01:09:45,808 --> 01:09:48,642 And I'm gonna give you one final chance unless you want to spend 1375 01:09:48,643 --> 01:09:51,729 all of eternity downstairs in my toy room 1376 01:09:51,730 --> 01:09:54,440 takin' a real close look at my collection! 1377 01:09:54,441 --> 01:09:58,402 You tell me right now, motherfuckers, do you believe or not? 1378 01:09:58,403 --> 01:09:59,779 - Yes. Yes. Yes, a hundred percent. Yes. - I-- I don't. I... 1379 01:09:59,780 --> 01:10:01,864 We don't believe. There's no... We don't... 1380 01:10:01,865 --> 01:10:03,657 - This is real, this is very important. - Come on, Mary, Mary, Mary. 1381 01:10:03,658 --> 01:10:06,119 - And it's real and I believe it! - Mary, it's over. 1382 01:10:06,120 --> 01:10:08,454 It's over, the guy knows, he saw through it. 1383 01:10:08,455 --> 01:10:11,207 I don't wanna die in the toy room. I don't wanna play games with swords. 1384 01:10:11,208 --> 01:10:14,460 I don't know what this sicko wants to do to us. I don't wanna die here, that's all, okay? 1385 01:10:14,461 --> 01:10:16,295 - You're such a... - What? 1386 01:10:16,296 --> 01:10:18,880 I just... We just, we just want to sell the sword. 1387 01:10:18,881 --> 01:10:22,092 That's it. And we don't care that, that, that what you believe it's... 1388 01:10:22,093 --> 01:10:23,510 - What you believe is great-- - Everyone believes what they believe. 1389 01:10:23,511 --> 01:10:25,095 - Fine, we just... - Yeah, please. We made a mistake. 1390 01:10:25,096 --> 01:10:27,890 I'm starting to believe this stuff myself, so you know what 1391 01:10:27,891 --> 01:10:29,725 we just wanted money, but we don't even... 1392 01:10:29,726 --> 01:10:31,727 - I don't need the money. - We don't even need the money. 1393 01:10:31,728 --> 01:10:34,272 We just wanna go. We just wanna go. We just wanna go home. 1394 01:10:34,273 --> 01:10:36,815 - I just wanna go home. I... Walk outta here. - Yeah, I don't wanna die... 1395 01:10:36,816 --> 01:10:37,942 I don't wanna d... I don't wanna die here. 1396 01:10:37,943 --> 01:10:39,861 I really wanna go home. 1397 01:10:43,906 --> 01:10:48,369 Oh, fuck, he's gonna kill us. He's gonna fuckin' kill us. 1398 01:10:48,370 --> 01:10:51,330 Look, this has been fun. This has been... 1399 01:10:51,331 --> 01:10:53,124 It's only gonna get better. Ha-ha-ha! 1400 01:10:53,125 --> 01:10:56,752 - Freakin' toy-room time. - Ha-ha-ha! 1401 01:10:56,753 --> 01:10:58,837 - I got somethin' in here for both of you. - Oh, come on. 1402 01:10:58,838 --> 01:11:02,384 - I got a little somethin' in here. - Come on. Al-- alright. 1403 01:11:02,385 --> 01:11:04,885 Oh, man! Let's see, ten, twenty... 1404 01:11:04,886 --> 01:11:07,137 - Oh, shit. - Is that money for us? 1405 01:11:07,138 --> 01:11:09,725 - I'm sorry. What's... What's-- what's... - Oh, here you go. 1406 01:11:11,643 --> 01:11:12,685 - For us? - That's for us? 1407 01:11:12,686 --> 01:11:15,814 Oh! Take it. 1408 01:11:15,815 --> 01:11:18,066 Don't touch that fuckin'... I'm just kidding. 1409 01:11:22,738 --> 01:11:25,991 Oh, shit. Listen. 1410 01:11:28,451 --> 01:11:32,997 I don't believe any of this South won the Civil War shit, either, okay? 1411 01:11:32,998 --> 01:11:34,333 Come again? 1412 01:11:35,208 --> 01:11:37,710 It's a 200-foot wall of ice 1413 01:11:37,711 --> 01:11:40,670 that surrounds the entire rim of... 1414 01:11:40,671 --> 01:11:42,130 Actually, hold on. 1415 01:11:42,131 --> 01:11:45,844 I don't know why I'm talkin' about this, I can show you. 1416 01:11:45,845 --> 01:11:48,970 So there you go, there's the outer rim, okay 1417 01:11:48,971 --> 01:11:50,890 and, that's a 200-foot ice-wall, right? 1418 01:11:50,891 --> 01:11:53,850 - Mm-hmm. - There's the sun and the moon which is actually in-- 1419 01:11:53,851 --> 01:11:55,685 - The tennis ball is the sun? - Yeah. 1420 01:11:55,686 --> 01:11:57,354 - And the golf ball's the moon? - The golf ball's the moon. 1421 01:11:57,355 --> 01:12:01,109 And what you're seeing, okay, that is within the firmament. 1422 01:12:01,110 --> 01:12:02,944 - What's the... Where's the firmament? - Because what... 1423 01:12:02,945 --> 01:12:04,570 The firmament is actually... 1424 01:12:04,571 --> 01:12:06,655 Here, I'll show you another picture, you'll be able to see it. 1425 01:12:06,656 --> 01:12:08,240 - But that's, that's a firmament. - Oh! Is that a soul bowl? 1426 01:12:08,241 --> 01:12:10,075 It's a wrong one 'cause you can't actually... 1427 01:12:10,076 --> 01:12:12,745 Yeah, it's a big salad bowl that my mom got from Hobby Lobby. 1428 01:12:12,746 --> 01:12:15,330 - You gotta be fuckin' kidding me. - Wait. Are you kiddin' me? 1429 01:12:15,331 --> 01:12:17,124 - Are you serious right now? - No, I'm not kidding you. 1430 01:12:17,125 --> 01:12:21,379 These people pass these stories along, and then the next generation believes it. 1431 01:12:21,380 --> 01:12:23,422 And the next thing you know, the thing grows wings and it flies! 1432 01:12:23,423 --> 01:12:24,632 - Oh. Right, right, right. - Right. 1433 01:12:24,633 --> 01:12:26,550 And it gets bigger than anybody can control. 1434 01:12:26,551 --> 01:12:28,552 So I thought, well, I got the money, I got the resources. 1435 01:12:28,553 --> 01:12:31,555 - I can start collecting this stuff. I put it away somewhere. - Yeah. 1436 01:12:31,556 --> 01:12:34,934 - And they'll never find it and then all it is is legend. - That's crazy! 1437 01:12:34,935 --> 01:12:37,562 Man, I knew you were lying to me the whole damn time, man. 1438 01:12:37,563 --> 01:12:40,397 Hold on now, Jaws. Just, just give it a second now. 1439 01:12:40,398 --> 01:12:41,815 Hiya! 1440 01:12:41,816 --> 01:12:44,819 Ah! Goddammit, that thing is... 1441 01:12:44,820 --> 01:12:47,070 It's dull, but it hurts. 1442 01:12:47,071 --> 01:12:49,574 Ah! What is wrong with you? 1443 01:12:49,575 --> 01:12:53,077 Get up. Stand up. Stand up, asshole. 1444 01:12:53,078 --> 01:12:55,537 - Alright, okay, okay, just, just put the gun down. - No, no, no, no, no. 1445 01:12:55,538 --> 01:12:58,832 - Let's talk. - No, the gun stays up. This man lyin' to you. 1446 01:12:58,833 --> 01:13:02,252 Y'all been taken to the cleaners. This is real, man. 1447 01:13:02,253 --> 01:13:03,920 You believe this son of a bitch? 1448 01:13:03,921 --> 01:13:05,924 You betrayin' the cause, big man! 1449 01:13:05,925 --> 01:13:10,052 You betrayin' the cause an assault under your own feet, big man. 1450 01:13:10,053 --> 01:13:11,595 How many years I worked for you? 1451 01:13:11,596 --> 01:13:14,097 Go on to Google, put in flat Earth. 1452 01:13:14,098 --> 01:13:17,392 There's a, a great 121 questions about flat Earth., 1453 01:13:17,393 --> 01:13:20,020 - Right. Wow. - It is undeniable. 1454 01:13:20,021 --> 01:13:23,024 - Yeah. - I mean, I'll look it up. I... 1455 01:13:23,025 --> 01:13:24,442 Uh-huh. 1456 01:13:24,443 --> 01:13:27,277 I never heard any... Oh, shit! 1457 01:13:27,278 --> 01:13:29,447 - What? - I gotta go. 1458 01:13:29,448 --> 01:13:32,324 You gotta go? 1459 01:13:32,325 --> 01:13:34,411 Am I the only one that didn't bring a gun? 1460 01:13:37,288 --> 01:13:40,290 Goddammit, you mean, laughs we had, Lincoln's gay. 1461 01:13:40,291 --> 01:13:42,919 Look at old Abe Lincoln with his Marfan syndrome. 1462 01:13:42,920 --> 01:13:45,795 That's what he had! That's what he had. 1463 01:13:45,796 --> 01:13:48,965 The big nose and the big feet. It's on the fuckin' Internet, 1464 01:13:48,966 --> 01:13:51,344 and is indisputable scientific fuckin' proof. 1465 01:13:51,345 --> 01:13:54,137 I don't know. Come on, Nathaniel, I don't like doing this. 1466 01:13:54,138 --> 01:13:56,724 - Get in the fuckin' truck. I'm so sorry. - Oh, my gosh! Okay. 1467 01:13:56,725 --> 01:13:58,267 - Get in the fuckin' truck, Nathaniel! - Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 1468 01:13:58,268 --> 01:14:00,060 - Get in the fuckin' truck! - I'm in. I'm in. 1469 01:14:00,061 --> 01:14:03,022 I'm sorry, can you pull... I got it. 1470 01:14:03,023 --> 01:14:04,649 - Okay, do you want me to get it? - No, it won't go. 1471 01:14:04,650 --> 01:14:06,984 Can you just, can you pull it down please, Nathaniel? 1472 01:14:06,985 --> 01:14:11,030 - Thank you so much. Pull it... - Alright. Ah! 1473 01:14:11,031 --> 01:14:14,157 - Alright. - Okay? 1474 01:14:14,158 --> 01:14:15,492 Alright, thank you. 1475 01:14:15,493 --> 01:14:17,746 You're welcome. 1476 01:14:25,670 --> 01:14:28,505 Are you like the puppet master, man? You're like a puppet master! 1477 01:14:28,506 --> 01:14:30,925 You're like the Confederate puppet master! You pull the strings. 1478 01:14:30,926 --> 01:14:32,300 - You want to dance, puppet? - No, I don't want to dance... 1479 01:14:32,301 --> 01:14:33,802 You know what, I want you to dance like a puppet. 1480 01:14:33,803 --> 01:14:36,472 - I don't want to dance... - Give me a puppet dance. 1481 01:14:36,473 --> 01:14:39,309 That's it. Keep dancin', man. That's a funny puppet dance. 1482 01:14:39,310 --> 01:14:40,559 - You like to dance? - Oh... 1483 01:14:40,560 --> 01:14:43,062 Why don't you fuckin' dance like you're on a cartoon? 1484 01:14:43,063 --> 01:14:46,482 Put a pie in the oven! Put a apple pie in the oven. 1485 01:14:46,483 --> 01:14:49,067 Bake it nice and put a nice crust on it and take the fork 1486 01:14:49,068 --> 01:14:51,404 and make those notches in 'em like grandma did. 1487 01:14:51,405 --> 01:14:52,572 Now, what about you? 1488 01:14:52,573 --> 01:14:54,699 Mr. Puppet Master? You wanna dance, too? 1489 01:14:54,700 --> 01:14:56,034 Dance like a donkey. 1490 01:14:56,035 --> 01:14:57,702 Dance like a funny donkey. 1491 01:14:57,703 --> 01:15:00,495 Dance like a funny donkey, you jackass! 1492 01:15:00,496 --> 01:15:02,665 That's my boy. Dance like a donkey. 1493 01:15:02,666 --> 01:15:04,750 Now turn around, 'cause someone gonna eat it. 1494 01:15:04,751 --> 01:15:06,210 They're gonna eat some lead. 1495 01:15:06,211 --> 01:15:07,712 - Turn around, man. - Hold on. 1496 01:15:07,713 --> 01:15:09,129 - Man, turn that around. - Hold on, Jaws. 1497 01:15:09,130 --> 01:15:11,299 - You don't have to do this. - I'm not gonna hold my nut. 1498 01:15:11,300 --> 01:15:12,884 - Jaws. - Turn around. 1499 01:15:12,885 --> 01:15:14,217 Don't... You don't have to do this. 1500 01:15:14,218 --> 01:15:16,054 I know, I don't gotta do, but I'm gonna fuckin' do. 1501 01:15:16,055 --> 01:15:18,014 - Why don't you fuckin' turn around, man, huh? - Okay. 1502 01:15:18,015 --> 01:15:19,557 On the count of three... 1503 01:15:19,558 --> 01:15:22,769 I'm gonna start stabbin' and shootin'. 1504 01:15:22,770 --> 01:15:25,479 One, two... 1505 01:15:25,480 --> 01:15:27,023 Wha... 1506 01:15:28,733 --> 01:15:31,278 Hey, where is the bathroom? 1507 01:15:33,280 --> 01:15:36,074 - The fuck...? - Surprise gun! 1508 01:15:36,075 --> 01:15:37,449 - Oh, thank God. - Oh, my God. 1509 01:15:37,450 --> 01:15:41,245 Now I'm the puppet master, and you are boy with the pies. 1510 01:15:41,246 --> 01:15:44,164 And the pie's full of bullet holes, you motherfucker! 1511 01:15:44,165 --> 01:15:45,332 - Oh... - Give me the sword and give her the gun! 1512 01:15:45,333 --> 01:15:46,584 - The gun, get the gun. - Give me this. 1513 01:15:46,585 --> 01:15:48,460 - Alright. - Give me the sword! 1514 01:15:48,461 --> 01:15:49,920 Give, give me the screwdriver. 1515 01:15:49,921 --> 01:15:52,924 He wants his screwdriver. Give him the driver. 1516 01:15:52,925 --> 01:15:54,467 Alright, Mary, get your eyes on that one. 1517 01:15:54,468 --> 01:15:55,842 Okay, no, no, Cynthia... 1518 01:15:55,843 --> 01:15:57,094 - You're gonna die, motherfucker! - No, he's good. 1519 01:15:57,095 --> 01:15:58,262 - Honey, no, no, wait. - Take the motherfucker... 1520 01:15:58,263 --> 01:15:59,430 Wait, wait! Cynthia, 1521 01:15:59,431 --> 01:16:00,680 - He's great. He sucks. - Good guy. 1522 01:16:00,681 --> 01:16:01,974 He's great. He sucks. 1523 01:16:01,975 --> 01:16:03,017 - You get over here. - We'll-- we'll tell you later. 1524 01:16:03,018 --> 01:16:04,100 - Get over here. - I'm so sorry, then. 1525 01:16:04,101 --> 01:16:05,435 No. No, it's fine. It's fine. 1526 01:16:05,436 --> 01:16:07,104 - I feel awful. I didn't mean that. - I-- I get it. 1527 01:16:07,105 --> 01:16:09,272 - I don't usually use those words. - Just because... Shut up. 1528 01:16:09,273 --> 01:16:12,484 I'm comin' around now, a carousel full of bullets. 1529 01:16:12,485 --> 01:16:14,277 - Come on. - Oh, God. 1530 01:16:14,278 --> 01:16:15,945 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1531 01:16:15,946 --> 01:16:17,197 - You're okay? - You did so good. You did so great. 1532 01:16:17,198 --> 01:16:19,367 - I was so worried. - Bartholomew! 1533 01:16:19,368 --> 01:16:21,495 Sturgis, get in here! 1534 01:16:22,955 --> 01:16:26,374 - Time for you to... - Oh, yeah? 1535 01:16:26,375 --> 01:16:28,542 Take this sack of shit down to the toy room. 1536 01:16:28,543 --> 01:16:30,210 - Oh, shit! - There's really a toy room? 1537 01:16:30,211 --> 01:16:32,629 Oh, yeah. We'll have a little play time with you later. 1538 01:16:32,630 --> 01:16:34,465 You just hope you sleep well tonight in your bed of lies. 1539 01:16:34,466 --> 01:16:38,219 I will. I'll be, I'll be sleepin' tuckered out after whoopin' your ass. 1540 01:16:38,220 --> 01:16:40,137 - Asshole! - Out you go, D-wight! 1541 01:16:40,138 --> 01:16:42,014 So where'd you get the guns? How did you pull this off? 1542 01:16:42,015 --> 01:16:43,724 What are you, like secret agents or somethin'? 1543 01:16:43,725 --> 01:16:46,810 Oh, no. Mary was in the Israeli army. She taught me a few things, too. 1544 01:16:46,811 --> 01:16:48,645 - Oh, okay. Of course, she was. - Oh... 1545 01:16:48,646 --> 01:16:50,147 And we finally got to use our watches. 1546 01:16:50,148 --> 01:16:51,482 I know. You did so good. 1547 01:16:51,483 --> 01:16:53,317 Because I thought, she's gonna forget to look. 1548 01:16:53,318 --> 01:16:55,152 - 'Cause you know sometimes-- - No, I never looked. 1549 01:16:55,153 --> 01:16:57,320 But it was buzzin'. At first I thought it was a bee 1550 01:16:57,321 --> 01:16:59,615 I looked down, I was like, "Oh, Mary's talking to me." 1551 01:16:59,616 --> 01:17:02,159 Said S-O-S with a little gun emoji. I knew what that meant. 1552 01:17:02,160 --> 01:17:05,204 - You did so good. - Mm, so I put Nathaniel in the back of the van. 1553 01:17:05,205 --> 01:17:06,914 - 'Cause you told me not to trust him. - That's right. 1554 01:17:06,915 --> 01:17:08,707 - No offense. - No, I get it. 1555 01:17:08,708 --> 01:17:11,085 But then I was walkin' away and he started hummin'. 1556 01:17:11,086 --> 01:17:14,170 - Ugh! - And I felt so bad, I was like, bless his heart. 1557 01:17:14,171 --> 01:17:15,797 That's one reaction. 1558 01:17:15,798 --> 01:17:19,719 Okay, well, let's give it up for him. Where is he? 1559 01:17:19,720 --> 01:17:22,847 - Oh, my God. Oh, it's sad. - Hey, buddy. 1560 01:17:22,848 --> 01:17:24,390 - Oh, no. - There he is, standin' out there. 1561 01:17:24,391 --> 01:17:25,932 Hello! Hey, get in here! High-five! 1562 01:17:25,933 --> 01:17:27,935 - Hey, oh, alright. - Up top! 1563 01:17:27,936 --> 01:17:29,479 - What are you, what are you doin' out there? - You did it! 1564 01:17:29,480 --> 01:17:31,272 - I was waiting for you guys to open the... - You did it! 1565 01:17:31,273 --> 01:17:33,232 I did it? Oh, good. It worked? 1566 01:17:33,233 --> 01:17:35,067 - Yeah. - Oh, my gosh. 1567 01:17:35,068 --> 01:17:36,485 - The knocking... - With the knocking at the perfect time, right? Two... 1568 01:17:36,486 --> 01:17:38,487 - In three, two, and then... - Ugh... 1569 01:17:38,488 --> 01:17:39,572 - And then I was like, uh... - Oh, then I thought you did... 1570 01:17:39,573 --> 01:17:40,697 Pow-pow-pow! Oh, good. 1571 01:17:40,698 --> 01:17:43,659 I said somethin' really cool, too. 1572 01:17:43,660 --> 01:17:47,537 Yeah. Alright, well. You folks are free to go. 1573 01:17:47,538 --> 01:17:50,082 - Here's your money. I'll just, uh... - Alright. Thank you. 1574 01:17:50,083 --> 01:17:52,209 Take my sword. So let's, uh... 1575 01:17:52,210 --> 01:17:54,712 - Alright. - Put this here. 1576 01:17:54,713 --> 01:17:57,172 - Alright. - Put it right there. 1577 01:17:57,173 --> 01:18:00,135 Goodbye. Oh. 1578 01:18:01,470 --> 01:18:02,970 Oh... Alright. 1579 01:18:02,971 --> 01:18:04,430 - Yeah. - Let go of it. 1580 01:18:04,431 --> 01:18:05,597 - Here we go. - He's got the cloth there for you. 1581 01:18:05,598 --> 01:18:08,642 And just... Let's put it right... No. 1582 01:18:08,643 --> 01:18:09,977 Now there, what's happening? 1583 01:18:09,978 --> 01:18:11,562 What are you, teasing him? 1584 01:18:11,563 --> 01:18:13,730 - No, I just, um... - Just let it go. 1585 01:18:13,731 --> 01:18:15,565 - Alright. - Paid a lot of money for it. 1586 01:18:15,566 --> 01:18:17,359 Okay. Just gonna let go of it this time. 1587 01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:19,069 - Yeah. - Here we go. No, no, no, no, no. 1588 01:18:19,070 --> 01:18:20,570 - Honey, honey, honey, you okay? - Wow! 1589 01:18:20,571 --> 01:18:24,742 - I... No, I don't think... - What's goin' on? 1590 01:18:24,743 --> 01:18:29,412 I'm so sorry, y'all. I just... Wow! 1591 01:18:29,413 --> 01:18:31,582 This was my grandpappy's sword. 1592 01:18:31,583 --> 01:18:33,084 Your racist grandpappy? 1593 01:18:33,085 --> 01:18:37,587 Well, I don't agree with his morals 1594 01:18:37,588 --> 01:18:40,090 or his ideas when it comes to the Civil War 1595 01:18:40,091 --> 01:18:42,592 but he was a good man. 1596 01:18:42,593 --> 01:18:46,889 He would take care of me every night when my daddy would go to work. 1597 01:18:46,890 --> 01:18:49,850 And he would tuck me in and 1598 01:18:49,851 --> 01:18:53,020 and pretend to fall asleep next to me, read me stories and... 1599 01:18:53,021 --> 01:18:55,189 Oh, we had this song. We had this song... 1600 01:18:55,190 --> 01:18:58,400 ...we made it up together. 1601 01:18:58,401 --> 01:19:01,529 I didn't remember it until this moment. 1602 01:19:01,530 --> 01:19:03,531 ♪ Pack your bags ♪ 1603 01:19:05,950 --> 01:19:09,119 ♪ Board your flight ♪ 1604 01:19:09,120 --> 01:19:14,500 ♪ The only destination is the night ♪ 1605 01:19:14,501 --> 01:19:17,127 ♪ In dream land ♪ 1606 01:19:17,128 --> 01:19:19,462 ♪ Do you have your ticket? ♪ 1607 01:19:19,463 --> 01:19:22,757 ♪ In dream land ♪ 1608 01:19:22,758 --> 01:19:24,635 ♪ This flight's a little long ♪ 1609 01:19:24,636 --> 01:19:26,720 ♪ But it's much better with this song ♪ 1610 01:19:26,721 --> 01:19:27,720 Okay. 1611 01:19:27,721 --> 01:19:30,432 ♪ In dream land ♪ 1612 01:19:30,433 --> 01:19:31,475 Alright. 1613 01:19:31,476 --> 01:19:34,310 ♪ Honk shoo ♪ 1614 01:19:34,311 --> 01:19:37,022 - Okay. - It just came back to me. 1615 01:19:37,023 --> 01:19:41,319 I haven't sung that in so long. I... I'm sorry. 1616 01:19:41,320 --> 01:19:44,989 This is the only thing I have left of my, of my grandpa. 1617 01:19:44,990 --> 01:19:47,240 I don't think I can sell this sword. 1618 01:19:47,241 --> 01:19:50,702 - Oh... - I'm so sorry. I know we need the money... 1619 01:19:50,703 --> 01:19:53,122 Listen. No, don't be sorry. 1620 01:19:53,123 --> 01:19:57,877 Look, I mean... Yeah, yeah, we, you know, we need the money, whatever. Okay? 1621 01:19:57,878 --> 01:19:59,377 - Not okay. - It is okay! 1622 01:19:59,378 --> 01:20:00,795 - You shut up! You shut up! - No, it's not. 1623 01:20:00,796 --> 01:20:01,839 - Listen. - You shut... 1624 01:20:01,840 --> 01:20:03,174 If you wanna keep this sword 1625 01:20:03,175 --> 01:20:06,260 if this means the world to you... 1626 01:20:06,261 --> 01:20:08,929 Goddammit, it means the world to me, sweetie. 1627 01:20:08,930 --> 01:20:10,680 - I love you so much. - I love you. 1628 01:20:10,681 --> 01:20:12,557 Love you. Love you so much. 1629 01:20:12,558 --> 01:20:14,392 You know what? Deal's off. 1630 01:20:14,393 --> 01:20:17,939 I get it. It's family. Family is very important. 1631 01:20:17,940 --> 01:20:20,857 It's the last you have of him, I-- I understand. 1632 01:20:20,858 --> 01:20:22,275 You're not upset? 1633 01:20:22,276 --> 01:20:24,194 No, no, I'm not upset. Look. 1634 01:20:24,195 --> 01:20:27,114 Why don't we put it in this scabbard, I'll wrap it up for you? 1635 01:20:27,115 --> 01:20:31,494 You all can be on your way. Here you go. 1636 01:20:31,495 --> 01:20:32,619 - Here we go. - Wow. 1637 01:20:32,620 --> 01:20:35,622 - It's okay. - What a strange experience. 1638 01:20:35,623 --> 01:20:38,792 Yes, it was a strange experience. A strange, horrible experience. 1639 01:20:38,793 --> 01:20:40,335 I mean, we went through a lot to get to here. 1640 01:20:40,336 --> 01:20:41,504 - Yeah. - That's right. 1641 01:20:41,505 --> 01:20:43,380 - And I... - You just fucked it all up. 1642 01:20:43,381 --> 01:20:44,632 - Yup. - I got myself a sword. 1643 01:20:44,633 --> 01:20:45,674 - Yeah. - Oh, good for you. 1644 01:20:45,675 --> 01:20:47,675 Yup. You had it the whole time. 1645 01:20:47,676 --> 01:20:49,762 So... 1646 01:20:49,763 --> 01:20:54,224 Alright. So, I guess, uh... 1647 01:20:54,225 --> 01:20:55,768 Here's the money. 1648 01:20:57,895 --> 01:20:59,855 Alright then. 1649 01:20:59,856 --> 01:21:03,775 There we go. Now, you can have this. 1650 01:21:03,776 --> 01:21:06,279 But I do need one thing from you. 1651 01:21:06,280 --> 01:21:09,155 Young lady, I need a promise... 1652 01:21:09,156 --> 01:21:12,659 That you'll guard and protect this sword with your life 1653 01:21:12,660 --> 01:21:17,580 make sure it never falls into the wrong hands to be used for nefarious purposes. 1654 01:21:17,581 --> 01:21:20,250 Keep it away from those who would use it to do harm to others. 1655 01:21:20,251 --> 01:21:22,460 - Yes, sir. - Make me that promise. 1656 01:21:22,461 --> 01:21:23,837 I promise you. 1657 01:21:23,838 --> 01:21:26,549 Alright. Go in peace. 1658 01:21:26,550 --> 01:21:30,760 - And also with you. - Alright. Get outta here. Wait. 1659 01:21:30,761 --> 01:21:35,015 One more thing, you need a way to get outta here, keys to the van. 1660 01:21:35,016 --> 01:21:37,059 Take it and go. 1661 01:21:37,060 --> 01:21:38,477 Are you gonna kill us? 1662 01:21:38,478 --> 01:21:40,604 - No. - Someone gonna follow us? 1663 01:21:40,605 --> 01:21:44,024 No. I want you to get outta here. I got a date in the toy room. 1664 01:21:44,025 --> 01:21:45,942 - Thank you, boss man. - You're welcome. 1665 01:21:45,943 --> 01:21:48,696 Go. Come on, Mel. 1666 01:22:27,110 --> 01:22:29,945 - Hey, Mel. - Yeah? 1667 01:22:29,946 --> 01:22:31,280 Look. 1668 01:22:35,576 --> 01:22:37,703 Isn't that Deidre's car? 1669 01:22:42,500 --> 01:22:43,335 Yup. 1670 01:25:35,840 --> 01:25:40,595 One, two... One, two, three... 127481