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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,086 --> 00:00:09,787 Nobody's saying our neighborhood 2 00:00:09,821 --> 00:00:11,322 is the Garden of Eden. 3 00:00:11,356 --> 00:00:15,159 Hell, some people say God avoids this place altogether, 4 00:00:15,193 --> 00:00:16,827 but it's been a good home to us... 5 00:00:16,862 --> 00:00:19,897 to me and my kids, who I'm proud of, 6 00:00:19,931 --> 00:00:24,802 'cause every single one of them reminds me a little bit of me. 7 00:00:24,836 --> 00:00:27,972 Fiona, my rock, huge help. 8 00:00:28,006 --> 00:00:30,107 Has all the best qualities of her mother, 9 00:00:30,142 --> 00:00:32,610 except she's not a raging psycho bitch. 10 00:00:32,644 --> 00:00:33,644 Blow. 11 00:00:33,879 --> 00:00:35,713 Lip, smart as a whip. 12 00:00:35,747 --> 00:00:37,748 Straight "A"s and the honor roll. 13 00:00:37,783 --> 00:00:40,518 Boy's definitely going somewhere. 14 00:00:43,355 --> 00:00:44,555 You, come back! 15 00:00:44,590 --> 00:00:45,890 Stop! 16 00:00:45,924 --> 00:00:48,559 Ian, industrious, conscientious, 17 00:00:48,594 --> 00:00:51,362 ambitious, incredible work ethic. 18 00:00:51,396 --> 00:00:53,598 Don't have a clue where he got that from. 19 00:00:53,632 --> 00:00:55,266 Wants to be a paratrooper. 20 00:00:55,300 --> 00:00:56,834 Knows how to disembowel an enemy 21 00:00:56,868 --> 00:01:00,538 with a roll of dimes and an old gym sock. 22 00:01:00,572 --> 00:01:01,906 Carl. 23 00:01:01,940 --> 00:01:04,942 Uh, I don't really know that much about Carl. 24 00:01:04,977 --> 00:01:06,344 Oh, loves animals. 25 00:01:06,378 --> 00:01:09,246 Always dragging home some poor stray he found, 26 00:01:09,281 --> 00:01:11,215 taking them up to his room. 27 00:01:12,751 --> 00:01:14,752 Ah, Debbie. 28 00:01:14,786 --> 00:01:17,788 Sent by God, total angel. 29 00:01:17,823 --> 00:01:20,725 Raises money for UNICEF year-round, 30 00:01:20,759 --> 00:01:23,527 some of which she actually turns in. 31 00:01:23,562 --> 00:01:26,063 Liam, going to be a star. 32 00:01:26,098 --> 00:01:27,865 I'm no biologist, 33 00:01:27,899 --> 00:01:30,668 but he looks a little bit like my first sponsor. 34 00:01:30,702 --> 00:01:32,269 He and the ex were close. 35 00:01:32,304 --> 00:01:35,206 Kev and Veronica, fantastic neighbors. 36 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:38,309 There's nothing they won't do for each other. 37 00:01:39,344 --> 00:01:40,878 Or to each other. 38 00:01:40,912 --> 00:01:43,581 That didn't hurt half as much as I thought it would. 39 00:01:43,615 --> 00:01:45,950 I never realized how little sex I was having 40 00:01:45,984 --> 00:01:48,753 till V and Kev moved next door. 41 00:01:48,787 --> 00:01:52,123 And me, Frank Gallagher, father, teacher, 42 00:01:52,157 --> 00:01:55,059 mentor, captain of our little ship. 43 00:01:55,093 --> 00:01:59,397 We may not have much, but all of us, to a man, 44 00:01:59,431 --> 00:02:02,900 knows the most important thing in this life... 45 00:02:02,935 --> 00:02:06,938 we know how to fucking party! 46 00:02:09,174 --> 00:02:10,741 No! 47 00:02:14,079 --> 00:02:16,881 ♪ Here it come running, here it come running again ♪ 48 00:02:16,915 --> 00:02:18,282 Fuck you, man! 49 00:02:19,751 --> 00:02:22,119 ♪ Ah, trouble where the kids are ♪ 50 00:02:22,154 --> 00:02:24,655 ♪ Here it come running ♪ 51 00:02:26,658 --> 00:02:29,660 ♪ Ah, running... ♪ 52 00:02:29,695 --> 00:02:39,632 Re-Sync by abc_321 53 00:02:41,473 --> 00:02:43,574 7:15, monkeys. 54 00:02:43,609 --> 00:02:45,543 Come on. 55 00:02:55,087 --> 00:02:57,121 Oh, no. 7:15. 56 00:02:57,155 --> 00:02:59,090 Oh, no. 57 00:02:59,124 --> 00:03:00,892 I fell down. 58 00:03:04,530 --> 00:03:05,930 First shower! 59 00:03:05,964 --> 00:03:07,732 You had it yesterday. 60 00:03:08,834 --> 00:03:10,234 Fuck! 61 00:03:13,705 --> 00:03:15,139 Shit. 62 00:03:20,879 --> 00:03:23,214 Electric. Yeah. 63 00:03:23,248 --> 00:03:25,016 Coming through. 64 00:03:29,221 --> 00:03:30,821 Electric. 65 00:03:32,157 --> 00:03:34,158 Electric. Electric. 66 00:03:34,192 --> 00:03:37,261 No. You've got a Happy Meal on the front of that shirt. 67 00:03:37,296 --> 00:03:39,130 Oh, um, field trip. Need Dad's signature. 68 00:03:39,164 --> 00:03:40,831 Okay. Arms up. 69 00:03:43,969 --> 00:03:46,037 Wow, Deb, that's getting really good. 70 00:03:46,071 --> 00:03:48,372 Who's got the phone? I got it. 71 00:03:48,407 --> 00:03:50,641 Any minutes left? Uh, 14. 72 00:03:53,078 --> 00:03:55,146 Hey, I need something for show-and-tell. 73 00:03:55,180 --> 00:03:56,314 How much are we short? 74 00:03:56,348 --> 00:03:57,548 $18.30. 75 00:03:57,583 --> 00:03:58,716 Oh, I'm tutoring after school. 76 00:03:58,750 --> 00:04:00,718 I should be able to kick in like ten more. 77 00:04:00,752 --> 00:04:02,320 Hey, did, uh, Carl put in any? 78 00:04:02,354 --> 00:04:03,621 Mmm. 79 00:04:03,655 --> 00:04:05,289 You're almost nine. 80 00:04:05,324 --> 00:04:06,991 You're going to have to start pulling your weight. 81 00:04:07,025 --> 00:04:08,459 That's right, and get a real job, 82 00:04:08,493 --> 00:04:10,561 not just dipping into the collection plate at St. Tim's. 83 00:04:11,663 --> 00:04:12,730 I'm filling in for Candi. 84 00:04:12,764 --> 00:04:13,798 I can cover the rest. 85 00:04:13,832 --> 00:04:14,832 Extra kraut on mine. 86 00:04:14,866 --> 00:04:15,900 Cheese on mine. 87 00:04:15,934 --> 00:04:17,335 Somebody's got to take Liam. 88 00:04:17,369 --> 00:04:19,503 Uh, I got a calculus test. 89 00:04:19,538 --> 00:04:21,272 I'm working after school. 90 00:04:24,242 --> 00:04:25,276 Show-and-tell? 91 00:04:27,012 --> 00:04:28,779 Show them the birthmark on his back. 92 00:04:28,814 --> 00:04:30,748 It looks like Latvia. 93 00:04:30,782 --> 00:04:33,551 ♪ I want you to be true ♪ 94 00:04:33,585 --> 00:04:35,586 ♪ 'Cause sometimes I don't understand ♪ 95 00:04:35,621 --> 00:04:37,355 ♪ The things you do ♪ 96 00:04:37,389 --> 00:04:41,058 ♪ I won't save you ♪ 97 00:04:41,093 --> 00:04:42,393 ♪ From the ways you so ♪ 98 00:04:42,427 --> 00:04:43,661 That's my fucking bike! 99 00:04:43,695 --> 00:04:46,263 ♪ So wrongly want to choose, la, la, la, la ♪ 100 00:04:46,298 --> 00:04:48,265 ♪ La, la, pay attention now ♪ 101 00:04:48,300 --> 00:04:50,334 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 102 00:04:50,369 --> 00:04:53,871 ♪ Pay attention now, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 103 00:04:53,905 --> 00:04:56,474 ♪ Pay attention now. ♪ 104 00:04:59,311 --> 00:05:00,544 No Candi again? 105 00:05:00,579 --> 00:05:01,679 Bobby's got a bail hearing. 106 00:05:01,713 --> 00:05:03,547 That kid's going to be the death of her. 107 00:05:03,582 --> 00:05:04,815 What is it this time? 108 00:05:04,850 --> 00:05:07,184 Tried tagging a cop car with the cops still in it. 109 00:05:07,219 --> 00:05:08,419 What? 110 00:05:08,453 --> 00:05:09,854 Who's got the jumbo dog? 111 00:05:09,888 --> 00:05:11,188 How'd you know? 112 00:05:11,223 --> 00:05:12,923 X-ray vision. 113 00:05:14,793 --> 00:05:16,093 Hey. 114 00:05:16,128 --> 00:05:17,428 Would you tap that ass? 115 00:05:17,462 --> 00:05:19,263 Once, if I double-bagged it. 116 00:05:19,297 --> 00:05:20,931 Project girls don't abort. 117 00:05:41,286 --> 00:05:42,687 Uh, hi. 118 00:05:42,721 --> 00:05:44,822 I'm here to help Karen study for her midterm. 119 00:05:45,891 --> 00:05:47,558 Okay. 120 00:05:47,592 --> 00:05:49,894 You have to take your shoes off. 121 00:05:49,928 --> 00:05:51,328 What? 122 00:05:51,363 --> 00:05:53,931 I'll get you a plastic bag. 123 00:06:00,138 --> 00:06:01,472 Here you go. 124 00:06:03,341 --> 00:06:04,775 She's got this thing 125 00:06:04,810 --> 00:06:07,111 about people bringing dirt in the house. 126 00:06:07,145 --> 00:06:08,446 Molysmophobia. 127 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:09,613 Oh. 128 00:06:09,648 --> 00:06:11,482 Right. 129 00:06:13,819 --> 00:06:16,420 Okay, so, um... if you remember it like this, 130 00:06:16,455 --> 00:06:18,889 the... the formula is completely visible. 131 00:06:18,924 --> 00:06:20,825 Um... okay. 132 00:06:20,859 --> 00:06:24,228 Midget naked witch is bending over, 133 00:06:24,262 --> 00:06:25,730 and she's crying 134 00:06:25,764 --> 00:06:29,033 'cause she lost one ear and she can't find it. 135 00:06:31,136 --> 00:06:32,837 How do you know all this? 136 00:06:32,871 --> 00:06:35,673 Uh, just something I like to fool around with. 137 00:06:35,707 --> 00:06:36,974 Like a hobby? 138 00:06:37,008 --> 00:06:39,410 Uh, no. More like a plan. 139 00:06:39,444 --> 00:06:41,345 Physics? Yeah, yeah. 140 00:06:41,379 --> 00:06:43,080 Have you done Newton's first? I've got a great one for that. 141 00:06:43,115 --> 00:06:47,051 Um, "Everybody continues 142 00:06:47,085 --> 00:06:52,323 "in a state of rest or uniform motion 143 00:06:52,357 --> 00:06:55,192 "unless acted upon 144 00:06:55,227 --> 00:06:56,961 "by an external... 145 00:06:56,995 --> 00:06:58,896 force." 146 00:07:02,033 --> 00:07:03,000 Uh, hang on. 147 00:07:03,034 --> 00:07:04,135 Karen, I'm, uh... 148 00:07:05,504 --> 00:07:08,239 I'm still going to have to charge you for this. 149 00:07:09,341 --> 00:07:10,641 Charge me? 150 00:07:10,675 --> 00:07:12,143 Yeah, this isn't charity. 151 00:07:12,177 --> 00:07:14,011 I get paid for tutoring. 152 00:07:14,045 --> 00:07:15,746 I know. 153 00:07:15,781 --> 00:07:18,182 Science just turns me on. 154 00:07:21,286 --> 00:07:23,220 Okay. 155 00:07:23,255 --> 00:07:25,256 ♪ ♪ 156 00:07:41,740 --> 00:07:43,707 Jesus. 157 00:07:49,881 --> 00:07:50,881 Lip, you in there? 158 00:07:52,184 --> 00:07:54,318 Lip. Can I borrow your deodorant? Yeah? 159 00:07:54,352 --> 00:07:56,320 I'm using Ian's. If I stick this in the washer 160 00:07:56,354 --> 00:07:57,822 Fiona, where are you? before I go out, keep an eye on it? 161 00:07:57,856 --> 00:07:58,923 Uh, do it tomorrow. 162 00:07:58,957 --> 00:08:00,224 God, it stinks in here. 163 00:08:00,258 --> 00:08:01,692 Oh, sorry. There's a shirt I need. 164 00:08:01,726 --> 00:08:03,060 Fiona! 165 00:08:03,094 --> 00:08:05,963 We need to go if we're going to get a ride to the club. 166 00:08:05,997 --> 00:08:07,364 Hey, five minutes. Look at me. 167 00:08:07,399 --> 00:08:08,999 No, this has got to go back tomorrow. 168 00:08:09,034 --> 00:08:11,669 I'll put it back on later. I have a tag gun at home. 169 00:08:11,703 --> 00:08:13,370 What? From when I worked at T. J.Maxx. 170 00:08:13,405 --> 00:08:14,438 Let's go. 171 00:08:14,472 --> 00:08:16,140 Hot dogs downstairs. Nachos, too. 172 00:08:16,174 --> 00:08:18,142 Have fun. Bye, Lip! 173 00:08:49,307 --> 00:08:51,308 Hey, Veronica. 174 00:08:56,615 --> 00:08:58,115 Hey. 175 00:08:58,149 --> 00:08:59,917 Hey. 176 00:09:04,456 --> 00:09:05,923 ♪ She won't ever get enough ♪ 177 00:09:05,957 --> 00:09:07,391 ♪ Once she gets a little touch ♪ 178 00:09:07,425 --> 00:09:10,661 ♪ If I had it my way, you know that I'd make her say ♪ 179 00:09:10,695 --> 00:09:14,632 ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪ 180 00:09:14,666 --> 00:09:17,601 ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪ 181 00:09:19,037 --> 00:09:22,273 ♪ No more sailors, and no more soldiers ♪ 182 00:09:22,307 --> 00:09:25,776 ♪ With your name in a heart, tattooed up on the shoulders ♪ 183 00:09:25,810 --> 00:09:28,812 ♪ Your kiss is like whiskey, it gets me drunk ♪ 184 00:09:28,847 --> 00:09:30,681 ♪ And I wake up in the morning ♪ Hi. 185 00:09:36,246 --> 00:09:38,147 My purse! Fuck! 186 00:09:38,182 --> 00:09:39,215 My purse! 187 00:09:39,249 --> 00:09:41,117 That guy just took my purse! 188 00:09:47,424 --> 00:09:48,991 ♪ She won't ever get enough ♪ 189 00:09:49,026 --> 00:09:51,661 ♪ Once she gets a little touch... ♪ 190 00:09:51,695 --> 00:09:54,230 Shit. Hey! 191 00:09:54,264 --> 00:09:57,734 Hey! Assholes! 192 00:09:59,036 --> 00:10:00,870 Ah, sorry. 193 00:10:00,904 --> 00:10:03,539 That was fucking incredible. 194 00:10:03,574 --> 00:10:06,442 Truly, honestly, one of the most heroic things I've ever seen. 195 00:10:06,477 --> 00:10:08,010 Did you see him? 196 00:10:08,045 --> 00:10:10,012 Stupid, but, man, heroic. 197 00:10:10,047 --> 00:10:11,914 Uh, Steve. 198 00:10:11,949 --> 00:10:13,182 Uh, my name is Steve. 199 00:10:13,217 --> 00:10:14,617 Uh, I was... 200 00:10:14,651 --> 00:10:16,853 going to offer to buy you a drink anyway. 201 00:10:16,887 --> 00:10:19,088 Oh. She'll take a drink. 202 00:10:20,557 --> 00:10:21,858 Hey, where do you think you're going? 203 00:10:21,892 --> 00:10:23,526 Uh... Are you serious? 204 00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:25,495 Where's his stamp? Can you believe this joker? 205 00:10:25,529 --> 00:10:27,597 If you were doing your job, he wouldn't have had to. 206 00:10:27,631 --> 00:10:29,999 No stamp, no reentry. 207 00:10:30,033 --> 00:10:31,634 Is he for real? 208 00:10:31,668 --> 00:10:33,302 Fat prick. 209 00:10:34,571 --> 00:10:36,372 Fine. You're all barred. 210 00:10:36,407 --> 00:10:38,508 For what? Uh, drugs. 211 00:10:38,542 --> 00:10:39,776 What? 212 00:10:39,810 --> 00:10:41,611 He probably let them get away 'cause he knows them. 213 00:10:41,645 --> 00:10:43,546 Shut up, skank. Watch your mouth. 214 00:10:43,580 --> 00:10:45,314 Or you're going to do what? 215 00:10:45,349 --> 00:10:46,349 Okay. Okay, forget it. 216 00:10:46,383 --> 00:10:48,217 Please, forget it. Okay. 217 00:10:48,252 --> 00:10:50,219 Come on, let's... let's get a cab. 218 00:10:50,254 --> 00:10:51,387 Thank you. 219 00:10:51,422 --> 00:10:52,655 Come on. 220 00:11:00,397 --> 00:11:02,331 Oh! 221 00:11:02,366 --> 00:11:04,734 Oh, shit! 222 00:11:06,737 --> 00:11:08,738 Watch it! 223 00:11:10,841 --> 00:11:12,341 Hey, fucker! 224 00:11:32,763 --> 00:11:34,197 Got a hummer today. 225 00:11:34,231 --> 00:11:37,800 What's the law on sex with pets? 226 00:11:37,835 --> 00:11:40,536 From Karen Jackson. 227 00:11:40,571 --> 00:11:42,104 No way. 228 00:11:42,139 --> 00:11:43,272 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 229 00:11:43,307 --> 00:11:45,241 She got a "C" in physics. Needed a "B." 230 00:11:48,011 --> 00:11:50,780 Or you, uh... 231 00:11:50,814 --> 00:11:52,548 you wouldn't have waited this long to tell me. 232 00:11:52,583 --> 00:11:54,150 Oh, five hours. 233 00:11:54,184 --> 00:11:55,485 Okay, you're full of shit. 234 00:11:55,519 --> 00:11:58,020 Fuck you. 235 00:11:59,523 --> 00:12:02,358 You ever have a knob job? 236 00:12:02,392 --> 00:12:05,495 Once or twice. 237 00:12:05,529 --> 00:12:07,129 Oh. Wow. 238 00:12:07,164 --> 00:12:10,666 I didn't hear you rushing to tell me. 239 00:12:10,701 --> 00:12:13,936 Yeah, well. 240 00:12:13,971 --> 00:12:15,671 I mean, I thought... 241 00:12:15,706 --> 00:12:17,673 we tell each other everything. 242 00:12:23,046 --> 00:12:25,047 Unless... 243 00:12:30,721 --> 00:12:32,221 You got sucked off by a guy. 244 00:12:35,392 --> 00:12:37,727 For instance. 245 00:12:37,761 --> 00:12:40,429 No way. Lake Forest... 246 00:12:40,464 --> 00:12:41,430 Lake Forest is not Chicago. 247 00:12:44,034 --> 00:12:45,401 I'm not kidding, Steve. 248 00:12:45,435 --> 00:12:48,838 You are dead if he ever lays eyes on you. And I mean dead. 249 00:12:48,872 --> 00:12:50,606 I nearly peed myself when you hit him. 250 00:12:50,641 --> 00:12:52,642 Well, I did a little. 251 00:12:53,677 --> 00:12:56,479 Hey. Hi. 252 00:12:56,513 --> 00:12:58,114 Wait, how many of you guys live here? 253 00:12:58,148 --> 00:12:59,482 Not me, I'm one down. 254 00:12:59,516 --> 00:13:01,183 But the old guy next door died in March, which I guess 255 00:13:01,218 --> 00:13:03,719 technically makes us next-door neighbors. 256 00:13:03,754 --> 00:13:05,354 So you're a nurse, Veronica? Used to be. 257 00:13:05,389 --> 00:13:06,589 Lying bitch. 258 00:13:06,623 --> 00:13:07,924 She worked housekeeping at Cook County, 259 00:13:07,958 --> 00:13:09,625 bedpans and shit-sheets. 260 00:13:09,660 --> 00:13:13,229 Fine. But I was offered a place in the nursing school. 261 00:13:13,263 --> 00:13:15,097 Fine. But it never happened. 262 00:13:15,132 --> 00:13:17,934 They fired her for selling medical supplies on eBay. 263 00:13:17,968 --> 00:13:19,402 Will you shut up? We don't even know him. 264 00:13:19,436 --> 00:13:21,304 Steve. Carl. 265 00:13:21,338 --> 00:13:22,972 Lip. 266 00:13:23,006 --> 00:13:23,973 Debbie. 267 00:13:24,007 --> 00:13:25,641 How you doing, Debbie? 268 00:13:25,676 --> 00:13:26,409 Nice watch. 269 00:13:26,443 --> 00:13:28,544 Oh, thanks. Panerai. 270 00:13:28,579 --> 00:13:30,880 What'd that set you back, about six bills? 271 00:13:30,914 --> 00:13:33,049 Plus, Ian. 272 00:13:33,083 --> 00:13:35,484 Hey. 273 00:13:35,519 --> 00:13:38,321 Hey, Debbie, why do they call him "Lip"? 274 00:13:38,355 --> 00:13:39,889 His real name's Philip. 275 00:13:39,923 --> 00:13:41,724 Yo, Veronica! 276 00:13:41,758 --> 00:13:44,193 You got my keys? 277 00:13:44,227 --> 00:13:45,595 What's going on here? 278 00:13:45,629 --> 00:13:46,929 This is Steve. 279 00:13:46,964 --> 00:13:49,432 Decked the bouncer at Purgatory to defend my honor. 280 00:13:49,466 --> 00:13:50,600 My honor. 281 00:13:50,634 --> 00:13:51,934 Yeah? Which bouncer? 282 00:13:51,969 --> 00:13:53,102 Jimmy Clifton. 283 00:13:53,136 --> 00:13:55,171 Jimmy Cli... 284 00:13:55,205 --> 00:13:56,539 Well, Jesus, man, 285 00:13:56,573 --> 00:13:58,608 put it there! Respect! 286 00:13:58,642 --> 00:14:01,043 Guy just stands there, doesn't really do anything. 287 00:14:01,078 --> 00:14:02,612 Yeah, you'll be his third conviction. 288 00:14:02,646 --> 00:14:03,713 Huh? Third or fourth. 289 00:14:03,747 --> 00:14:05,414 Fourth. Yeah. 290 00:14:05,449 --> 00:14:07,283 I mean, after that much practice, you would think 291 00:14:07,317 --> 00:14:09,285 the man would have manslaughter down by now. 292 00:14:09,319 --> 00:14:10,886 No more fuck-ups like last time, 293 00:14:10,921 --> 00:14:12,488 like leaving his dad still breathing. 294 00:14:12,522 --> 00:14:13,623 His dad. 295 00:14:13,657 --> 00:14:15,157 Yeah. Five years, 296 00:14:15,192 --> 00:14:18,961 over an '87 Monte Carlo with 200,000 miles on the odometer. 297 00:14:18,996 --> 00:14:20,930 Fucking Monte Carlo! 298 00:14:20,964 --> 00:14:22,898 Okay, come on, time for bed. Up the wooden hill. Come on. 299 00:14:22,933 --> 00:14:24,900 - It's not even midnight yet! - Aw, man. 300 00:14:24,935 --> 00:14:26,569 Come on, come on, go! Already? Shut up. 301 00:14:26,603 --> 00:14:28,404 Move, move, move, move, come on. 302 00:14:29,673 --> 00:14:31,807 Yeah, let me take one last look at you, 303 00:14:31,842 --> 00:14:32,975 while you're still alive! 304 00:14:35,012 --> 00:14:36,045 Here. 305 00:14:41,685 --> 00:14:42,985 What, that's his? 306 00:14:43,020 --> 00:14:45,655 Yeah. Well, company car. 307 00:14:45,689 --> 00:14:47,990 What kind of company? 308 00:14:48,025 --> 00:14:49,392 Internet startup? 309 00:14:51,461 --> 00:14:54,263 Earning what? 310 00:14:54,297 --> 00:14:55,665 Couple mil a year. 311 00:14:55,699 --> 00:14:56,832 High school dropout. 312 00:14:56,867 --> 00:15:00,603 Got a job as a janitor in this small tech firm. 313 00:15:00,637 --> 00:15:02,471 Within a year, he owned it. 314 00:15:02,506 --> 00:15:03,973 Made his first billion by 20. 315 00:15:04,007 --> 00:15:07,276 Two Jags, controlling interest in the Red Wings, 316 00:15:07,310 --> 00:15:09,812 10,000 employees kissing his ass. 317 00:15:09,846 --> 00:15:11,947 "Yes, boss. No, boss." 318 00:15:11,982 --> 00:15:13,983 Why shouldn't he ride around in style? 319 00:15:19,756 --> 00:15:20,956 Oh, you just made that up. 320 00:15:22,159 --> 00:15:24,694 What...? 321 00:15:24,728 --> 00:15:25,961 Why do you do that? 322 00:15:25,996 --> 00:15:27,263 Your face! 323 00:15:27,297 --> 00:15:28,798 How is that even funny? It's not even funny... 324 00:15:28,832 --> 00:15:30,199 How the fuck would I know how much he earns, 325 00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:31,500 you twisted dumb prick? 326 00:15:31,535 --> 00:15:33,302 I'm not a dumb prick. 327 00:15:33,336 --> 00:15:36,172 Kevin, I just met the guy an hour ago. 328 00:15:36,206 --> 00:15:37,540 Take back "dumb prick"! 329 00:15:37,574 --> 00:15:39,542 Hi, nice to meet you. I'm Veronica. 330 00:15:39,576 --> 00:15:40,910 What's your pre-tax income? 331 00:15:40,944 --> 00:15:42,378 Well, you sure didn't mind 332 00:15:42,412 --> 00:15:43,479 watching him take his shirt off, now, did you? Huh? 333 00:15:43,513 --> 00:15:45,648 Not one bit. 334 00:15:45,682 --> 00:15:47,149 In fact, if you hadn't walked in, 335 00:15:47,184 --> 00:15:50,853 Fiona and I were going to knock him down and tag-team him. 336 00:15:50,887 --> 00:15:53,756 Now I guess I'm stuck with you. 337 00:15:53,790 --> 00:15:55,858 Hold on. 338 00:15:55,892 --> 00:15:57,760 The Fiona tag-team, is that an option? 339 00:15:59,963 --> 00:16:02,431 'Cause you know, you can throw that in the mix... 340 00:16:02,466 --> 00:16:03,599 Anytime you like it, too... 341 00:16:03,633 --> 00:16:05,000 I'll be doing it, all right... 342 00:16:12,776 --> 00:16:16,278 All quiet up the "wooden hill"? 343 00:16:16,313 --> 00:16:18,314 As quiet as it ever gets. 344 00:16:18,348 --> 00:16:20,916 Straight answer: if I hadn't busted my skull for you tonight, 345 00:16:20,951 --> 00:16:22,351 would you have looked at me twice? 346 00:16:22,385 --> 00:16:25,287 Who's saying that I looked twice? 347 00:16:25,322 --> 00:16:27,289 Oh, you did, then. 348 00:16:32,162 --> 00:16:34,130 I can't. 349 00:16:39,002 --> 00:16:42,605 You know, 90% of the world's problems are caused by 350 00:16:42,639 --> 00:16:44,540 tiny words that come in pairs. 351 00:16:44,574 --> 00:16:47,610 I mean, we're healthy and we're happy, but when people ask, 352 00:16:47,644 --> 00:16:49,812 we say... 353 00:16:49,846 --> 00:16:51,814 "Not bad." 354 00:16:53,750 --> 00:16:55,785 You know, the first time that I saw you dancing, 355 00:16:55,819 --> 00:17:00,089 about a month back at Crobar, 356 00:17:00,123 --> 00:17:03,559 I was desperate to buy you a drink. 357 00:17:03,593 --> 00:17:08,564 You know, normally I'm shy, so I told myself: I can't. 358 00:17:08,598 --> 00:17:13,235 She won't. We wouldn't. 359 00:17:13,270 --> 00:17:16,906 And then tonight I see you there again. 360 00:17:16,940 --> 00:17:20,109 All the indications being that I'm getting... 361 00:17:21,745 --> 00:17:23,913 ...a second chance to make a good impression. 362 00:17:23,947 --> 00:17:25,948 Tell me to stop, and I'll stop. 363 00:17:38,795 --> 00:17:40,996 Take it slower, slower, slower, slower. 364 00:17:41,031 --> 00:17:43,032 Slower. 365 00:17:47,304 --> 00:17:48,270 Slower. 366 00:17:48,305 --> 00:17:50,206 Slower. 367 00:18:28,078 --> 00:18:30,312 Ah! Ah! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! 368 00:18:30,347 --> 00:18:31,313 Almost... almost... 369 00:18:35,919 --> 00:18:38,320 Fiona? Shit. Shit, shit! 370 00:18:40,523 --> 00:18:42,524 Fiona! 371 00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:46,695 Shit. 372 00:18:46,730 --> 00:18:49,598 Fiona, are you home? 373 00:18:55,872 --> 00:18:58,407 Is Fiona in? 374 00:18:58,441 --> 00:19:01,410 Uh... she's upstairs. 375 00:19:06,249 --> 00:19:07,716 I'll go get her. 376 00:19:10,587 --> 00:19:11,553 Hey. Oh. 377 00:19:11,588 --> 00:19:13,689 Yeah, uh, cops looking for you. 378 00:19:13,723 --> 00:19:14,890 Stay here. 379 00:19:19,763 --> 00:19:21,563 Liam. 380 00:19:21,598 --> 00:19:23,766 Liam? 381 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:27,670 You... you... 382 00:19:32,309 --> 00:19:34,376 I wouldn't put him anywhere near a carpet 383 00:19:34,411 --> 00:19:35,811 till his pants dry a bit. 384 00:19:35,845 --> 00:19:36,812 Thanks, Tony. 385 00:19:37,948 --> 00:19:39,915 See you, Fiona. 386 00:19:42,452 --> 00:19:43,452 Who the hell is that? 387 00:19:45,288 --> 00:19:47,256 My dad. 388 00:19:54,364 --> 00:19:57,766 You just leave him there all night? 389 00:19:57,801 --> 00:19:59,802 He's never there when I get up. 390 00:20:03,974 --> 00:20:06,842 So, uh, who's the little guy? 391 00:20:06,876 --> 00:20:07,843 Liam? 392 00:20:07,877 --> 00:20:10,846 Liam's my brother. 393 00:21:08,338 --> 00:21:10,305 Rita. 394 00:21:12,509 --> 00:21:15,077 Anne's school called. She's sick. 395 00:21:15,111 --> 00:21:16,712 Everything up to 204 is clean. 396 00:21:16,746 --> 00:21:18,013 I should be back in a couple of hours. 397 00:21:18,048 --> 00:21:19,415 Raul won't care? 398 00:21:19,449 --> 00:21:22,284 He smoked his lunch again. He won't even know. 399 00:21:22,318 --> 00:21:23,752 I'm making tamales tonight. 400 00:21:23,787 --> 00:21:24,820 I'll drop off a dozen. 401 00:21:24,854 --> 00:21:25,821 Okay. 402 00:21:25,855 --> 00:21:27,156 Adios... 403 00:21:27,190 --> 00:21:29,091 Oh, and take all the toilet paper you need. 404 00:21:29,125 --> 00:21:30,092 Okay. 405 00:21:30,126 --> 00:21:32,628 You ready, big man? 406 00:21:32,662 --> 00:21:34,663 Let's do it. Come on. Here we go. 407 00:21:40,904 --> 00:21:44,840 Kevin, did you miss me, dear? 408 00:21:44,874 --> 00:21:46,208 A beer and a bump. And, uh... 409 00:21:46,242 --> 00:21:47,910 Billy, you having one? 410 00:21:47,944 --> 00:21:49,912 Have one! 411 00:21:51,581 --> 00:21:53,582 Go away, Frank. 412 00:21:53,616 --> 00:21:56,285 A pen, Mr. Beerkeep, it is disability day. 413 00:21:57,754 --> 00:21:59,922 Disability people haven't caught up with you yet? 414 00:21:59,956 --> 00:22:01,623 I thought they had some guy 415 00:22:01,658 --> 00:22:03,959 following you around with a camera. 416 00:22:03,993 --> 00:22:07,229 They can follow me around all they want to, 417 00:22:07,263 --> 00:22:10,966 but they have to actually catch me doing something. 418 00:22:15,004 --> 00:22:16,939 What's with the crowd? 419 00:22:16,973 --> 00:22:18,407 Layoff at the Chrysler plant. 420 00:22:18,441 --> 00:22:19,475 You see? 421 00:22:19,509 --> 00:22:21,944 That's the problem with working. 422 00:22:21,978 --> 00:22:24,880 Too much instability. Stress! 423 00:22:28,952 --> 00:22:31,954 What the fuck is this? 424 00:22:31,988 --> 00:22:34,990 What's left, after I settled out last month's bar tab. 425 00:22:36,025 --> 00:22:38,393 Better start a new one, then. 426 00:22:38,428 --> 00:22:42,965 Oh! And a round for all my friends from the UAW. 427 00:22:45,768 --> 00:22:48,303 Wow. Really? 428 00:22:48,338 --> 00:22:49,605 Fuck no. 429 00:23:12,295 --> 00:23:14,363 Hi. 430 00:23:14,397 --> 00:23:17,299 Wondering what your schedule's like on Friday. 431 00:23:17,333 --> 00:23:20,269 Uh, I've got a... 432 00:23:20,303 --> 00:23:21,270 I've got a party. 433 00:23:21,304 --> 00:23:22,271 Want a chaperone? 434 00:23:22,305 --> 00:23:23,839 You're not eligible. 435 00:23:23,873 --> 00:23:25,440 Right. Chick thing? 436 00:23:27,477 --> 00:23:29,178 You're not that desperate. 437 00:23:29,212 --> 00:23:31,246 Wanting to see you again is desperate? 438 00:23:31,281 --> 00:23:34,149 No, feeling like you have to... that's desperate. 439 00:23:34,184 --> 00:23:36,285 Come on, you can get laid anywhere. 440 00:23:36,319 --> 00:23:38,554 Oh, so I'm only here for a fuck? 441 00:23:38,588 --> 00:23:40,822 Never crossed your mind? 442 00:23:40,857 --> 00:23:43,325 Just when you think you've collared your dream girl, 443 00:23:43,359 --> 00:23:44,526 her incontinent, 444 00:23:44,561 --> 00:23:46,662 alcoholic father appears, wrecks everything, 445 00:23:46,696 --> 00:23:48,297 and she's blaming you? 446 00:23:48,331 --> 00:23:49,398 Your dream girl? 447 00:23:49,432 --> 00:23:51,800 We had drunken sex on my kitchen floor. 448 00:23:51,834 --> 00:23:52,868 Pretty sad. 449 00:23:52,902 --> 00:23:54,503 Quit pretending you don't even know me. 450 00:23:54,537 --> 00:23:56,171 You weren't that drunk. 451 00:23:56,206 --> 00:23:58,307 Hey, it's Phillip. 452 00:23:58,341 --> 00:24:00,309 Hey, it's, uh, Dead Man Walking. 453 00:24:00,343 --> 00:24:01,810 Jimmy Clifton called today looking for you. 454 00:24:01,844 --> 00:24:02,878 No school? 455 00:24:02,912 --> 00:24:05,013 Nah, I got some teeth pulled today. 456 00:24:05,048 --> 00:24:05,814 Wisdom teeth? 457 00:24:05,848 --> 00:24:07,683 Sugar rot. Ah. 458 00:24:07,717 --> 00:24:08,984 You know, little known fact: 459 00:24:09,018 --> 00:24:10,219 don't just chew your food on one side, 460 00:24:10,253 --> 00:24:11,486 'cause it can buckle your jaw, 461 00:24:11,521 --> 00:24:12,854 which will buckle your hips and affect your posture. 462 00:24:12,889 --> 00:24:14,022 Oh, that's a fact? 463 00:24:14,057 --> 00:24:15,424 Skeletal fact. Lip. 464 00:24:16,359 --> 00:24:18,427 Hey, um, 465 00:24:18,461 --> 00:24:20,963 talk out of your ass with that much conviction, 466 00:24:20,997 --> 00:24:22,931 you end up needing a much bigger toothbrush. 467 00:24:22,966 --> 00:24:25,033 That's a anal fact. 468 00:24:29,739 --> 00:24:33,709 Listen, thank you for trying to get my purse back 469 00:24:33,743 --> 00:24:35,844 and, uh, stuff. 470 00:24:35,878 --> 00:24:37,012 But, uh... Stuff? 471 00:24:37,046 --> 00:24:38,680 I'm not looking. 472 00:24:38,715 --> 00:24:41,283 Not right now. 473 00:24:43,286 --> 00:24:44,853 Okay. 474 00:24:44,887 --> 00:24:48,457 Is it all right if I leave my number for when you might be? 475 00:24:51,494 --> 00:24:52,794 Relax, okay? 476 00:24:52,829 --> 00:24:54,296 No. No, no, you're gonna like it. 477 00:24:54,330 --> 00:24:56,331 What am I, what am I even gonna say, all right? 478 00:24:56,366 --> 00:24:58,767 You just got to keep talking about science. 479 00:24:58,801 --> 00:25:00,502 I don't know anything about science. 480 00:25:00,536 --> 00:25:03,872 Okay, so just read from the table of elements. 481 00:25:03,906 --> 00:25:06,775 Cerium, erbium, praseodymium. 482 00:25:12,949 --> 00:25:14,082 Mrs. Jackson. 483 00:25:14,117 --> 00:25:15,517 Oh! 484 00:25:15,551 --> 00:25:17,586 Karen is thrilled with you. 485 00:25:17,620 --> 00:25:20,956 She got an "A" on her physics midterm! 486 00:25:20,990 --> 00:25:21,957 Karen! 487 00:25:21,991 --> 00:25:23,625 Honey, your little helper is here. 488 00:25:23,660 --> 00:25:26,862 This is my brother Ian. 489 00:25:26,896 --> 00:25:29,131 Um, I'm out of plastic bags. 490 00:25:29,165 --> 00:25:31,967 Why don't you leave your shoes out here where they can breathe. 491 00:25:32,001 --> 00:25:33,135 Sure. 492 00:25:35,805 --> 00:25:37,005 Mix these two together... 493 00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:38,874 Erbium, cerium, 494 00:25:38,908 --> 00:25:41,376 praseodymium, magnesium... 495 00:25:41,411 --> 00:25:44,980 You kids want some homemade lime chicken chimichangas? 496 00:25:45,014 --> 00:25:46,915 Um, no, no, thanks, Sheila. 497 00:25:46,949 --> 00:25:48,617 I think we're fine. No? All right. 498 00:25:48,651 --> 00:25:51,320 Uh, praseodymium, uh, 499 00:25:51,354 --> 00:25:53,121 magnesium, sulfur... 500 00:25:53,156 --> 00:25:55,123 All right, I'm off to work. 501 00:25:56,125 --> 00:25:57,993 Hey, fellas. 502 00:25:59,262 --> 00:26:01,096 Where's Karen? Uh, her room. 503 00:26:01,130 --> 00:26:03,732 I think Google Earth for a GPS reference 504 00:26:03,766 --> 00:26:05,267 on where Isaac Newton was born. 505 00:26:07,370 --> 00:26:09,071 Guess what I made for your lunch. 506 00:26:09,105 --> 00:26:12,474 Cornish game hen with Asian pear. 507 00:26:12,508 --> 00:26:13,942 No. 508 00:26:13,976 --> 00:26:16,078 Wild salmon with baby carrots. 509 00:26:16,112 --> 00:26:18,347 No. 510 00:26:18,381 --> 00:26:20,349 Kiss and I'll tell. 511 00:26:22,418 --> 00:26:25,487 I'll find out what I got when I open the damn box, all right? 512 00:26:42,305 --> 00:26:44,306 All right, I'm late, Karen, honey! 513 00:26:44,340 --> 00:26:45,607 I guess I'll see you in the morning.! 514 00:26:50,313 --> 00:26:51,480 What's she hiding for? 515 00:26:54,183 --> 00:26:55,951 What are you hiding... 516 00:26:55,985 --> 00:26:57,552 ...for? 517 00:26:58,955 --> 00:27:01,123 Ah, sweet Jesus. 518 00:27:07,563 --> 00:27:09,131 No...! 519 00:27:20,009 --> 00:27:23,178 ♪ I'm gonna get free, I'm gonna get free ♪ 520 00:27:23,212 --> 00:27:24,780 ♪ I'm gonna get free ♪ 521 00:27:24,814 --> 00:27:27,082 It's just a study group. 522 00:27:27,116 --> 00:27:29,885 ♪ She never loved me, she never loved me ♪ 523 00:27:29,919 --> 00:27:31,086 ♪ She never loved me ♪ 524 00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:32,521 He caught Lip! 525 00:27:33,689 --> 00:27:35,690 ♪ Come here, come here, come here ♪ 526 00:27:35,725 --> 00:27:36,992 ♪ I'll take your photo for you ♪ 527 00:27:37,026 --> 00:27:38,527 The farther you run, 528 00:27:38,561 --> 00:27:40,495 the more I will kill you! 529 00:27:40,530 --> 00:27:42,898 ♪ Come here, come here, come here ♪ 530 00:27:42,932 --> 00:27:44,299 ♪ You know you really ought to ♪ 531 00:27:44,333 --> 00:27:46,201 ♪ Come here, come here, come here ♪ 532 00:27:46,235 --> 00:27:47,803 ♪ Move out of California ♪ 533 00:27:47,837 --> 00:27:49,671 ♪ Come here, come here, come here ♪ 534 00:27:49,705 --> 00:27:53,074 ♪ Move out of California! ♪ 535 00:27:53,109 --> 00:27:55,076 Really? An old lady on the train? 536 00:27:55,111 --> 00:27:57,012 Oh, yeah, yeah. The, um, the doors were closing 537 00:27:57,046 --> 00:27:58,747 on her walker, and Lip barely got his foot in 538 00:27:58,781 --> 00:27:59,948 in time to stop them from... Ow! 539 00:27:59,982 --> 00:28:01,249 Jesus, Fiona! 540 00:28:01,284 --> 00:28:02,784 Can't remember whether that's good or bad. 541 00:28:04,086 --> 00:28:05,954 More likely, you two jumped the turnstiles again 542 00:28:05,988 --> 00:28:08,123 and he twisted it trying to outrun the transit cops. 543 00:28:08,157 --> 00:28:10,225 No, no! Always elevate extremities! 544 00:28:10,259 --> 00:28:11,626 Move before you give him a fucking embolism. 545 00:28:11,661 --> 00:28:13,195 You okay, Lip? 546 00:28:13,229 --> 00:28:14,663 Sweetheart? Yeah, just please don't... don't touch it. 547 00:28:14,697 --> 00:28:15,764 Okay. 548 00:28:15,798 --> 00:28:17,032 Wiggle your toes. 549 00:28:18,067 --> 00:28:19,468 Go to my house, top of the freezer. 550 00:28:19,502 --> 00:28:20,535 Yeah. Two ice packs. 551 00:28:20,570 --> 00:28:21,636 Second cupboard above the sink. Yeah. 552 00:28:21,671 --> 00:28:23,572 Liquid ibuprofen, freeze spray, ACE bandages. 553 00:28:23,606 --> 00:28:24,706 Sure. 554 00:28:24,740 --> 00:28:25,974 Shouldn't we get it X-rayed? Fuck no. 555 00:28:26,008 --> 00:28:27,742 He'll be in the E.R. forever, and for what? 556 00:28:27,777 --> 00:28:29,077 "Submetatarsal hematoma." 557 00:28:29,111 --> 00:28:31,680 Thanks. Tell us something we didn't know five hours ago. 558 00:28:31,714 --> 00:28:33,014 Fuck off. My bedroom, 559 00:28:33,049 --> 00:28:34,082 top of the TV. Yeah. 560 00:28:34,116 --> 00:28:35,984 Pack of smokes and a lighter. 561 00:28:38,087 --> 00:28:39,721 Shit! I'm not here! I'm not here! 562 00:28:39,755 --> 00:28:42,457 What...? You don't know us, Fiona! 563 00:28:42,492 --> 00:28:44,559 Oh, what have you done? 564 00:28:44,594 --> 00:28:46,328 What have you done?! 565 00:28:55,304 --> 00:28:56,538 Can I get it through here, 566 00:28:56,572 --> 00:28:58,573 is it better coming around the back? 567 00:28:58,608 --> 00:29:00,175 Samsung washer. 568 00:29:00,209 --> 00:29:02,878 It's not me. 569 00:29:02,912 --> 00:29:04,112 Gallagher, number 2119? 570 00:29:04,146 --> 00:29:06,448 Yeah, but that's not ours. 571 00:29:06,482 --> 00:29:07,482 Well, it's paid for. 572 00:29:07,517 --> 00:29:09,518 You want me to hook it up or not? 573 00:29:25,234 --> 00:29:27,369 Where you going with those? 574 00:29:27,403 --> 00:29:30,171 Uh, Veronica wants them. 575 00:29:30,206 --> 00:29:31,673 Well, give me one. 576 00:29:56,999 --> 00:29:58,900 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 577 00:29:58,935 --> 00:30:01,369 ♪ Everybody say oh, oh. ♪ 578 00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:06,708 Got it? Okay. 579 00:30:06,742 --> 00:30:08,643 Ice and Advil. 580 00:30:08,678 --> 00:30:11,880 And keep your weight off of it. 581 00:30:11,914 --> 00:30:13,582 I thought you were broke. 582 00:30:13,616 --> 00:30:16,084 That's what I said. 583 00:30:16,118 --> 00:30:17,852 These were in the washer. 584 00:30:19,922 --> 00:30:21,089 Steve? 585 00:30:21,123 --> 00:30:22,090 Yeah. No. 586 00:30:22,124 --> 00:30:23,091 Uh-huh. 587 00:30:23,125 --> 00:30:24,092 Who's Steve? 588 00:30:24,126 --> 00:30:25,860 The other night. 589 00:30:25,895 --> 00:30:26,928 No. 590 00:30:26,963 --> 00:30:28,730 I know. 591 00:30:33,769 --> 00:30:35,036 15 years! 592 00:30:35,071 --> 00:30:36,304 15 years! 593 00:30:36,339 --> 00:30:37,939 I've done everything in my control... 594 00:30:37,974 --> 00:30:39,374 What did I say?! 595 00:30:39,408 --> 00:30:40,642 What did I tell you?! 596 00:30:40,676 --> 00:30:41,743 Sow and thou shall reap. 597 00:30:41,777 --> 00:30:43,244 Well, she didn't reap this from me, 598 00:30:43,279 --> 00:30:44,913 I'll tell you that. 599 00:30:44,947 --> 00:30:46,014 Reap what? 600 00:30:46,048 --> 00:30:48,350 Wh-what are you reaping now? 601 00:30:48,384 --> 00:30:50,151 Eddie, Eddie, Eddie. 602 00:30:50,186 --> 00:30:51,553 Whatever it is, I'll try. 603 00:30:51,587 --> 00:30:53,555 I'll-I'll... I'll really try. 604 00:30:53,589 --> 00:30:55,624 Mom, don't beg him. 605 00:30:55,658 --> 00:30:58,393 If he can do this, then the bastard's not worth it! 606 00:30:58,427 --> 00:31:01,096 Hey, you honor thy father! 607 00:31:01,130 --> 00:31:02,697 Get fucked! 608 00:31:02,732 --> 00:31:04,799 Don't try blaming me for this! 609 00:31:06,202 --> 00:31:08,603 You're your own worst enemy, you two. 610 00:31:08,638 --> 00:31:11,539 They say bad things happen in three; they don't. 611 00:31:11,574 --> 00:31:12,707 Twos! You two! 612 00:31:14,377 --> 00:31:16,244 Insane. 613 00:31:27,556 --> 00:31:28,723 Hello. 614 00:31:28,758 --> 00:31:30,058 How much you pay for it? 615 00:31:30,092 --> 00:31:31,259 I'm not telling you that. 616 00:31:31,293 --> 00:31:32,394 It's a gift. 617 00:31:32,428 --> 00:31:33,862 So you'd remember the phone number, 618 00:31:33,896 --> 00:31:34,863 which obviously worked. 619 00:31:34,897 --> 00:31:36,131 Your washer's in the yard, okay? 620 00:31:36,165 --> 00:31:37,799 We don't need it, I don't want it. 621 00:31:37,833 --> 00:31:40,468 So you got to come pick it up before it starts rusting. 622 00:31:40,503 --> 00:31:41,736 Oh, is it? 623 00:31:42,772 --> 00:31:44,639 No. 624 00:31:44,674 --> 00:31:45,940 Did the guy connect it? 625 00:31:47,009 --> 00:31:48,977 Yes. 626 00:31:49,011 --> 00:31:50,378 It's working okay? 627 00:31:50,413 --> 00:31:51,913 It's not my favorite color. 628 00:31:51,947 --> 00:31:53,248 Oh, so you've tried it. 629 00:32:08,297 --> 00:32:10,532 Let me smell your breath. 630 00:32:12,968 --> 00:32:14,335 Pork rinds? No. 631 00:32:14,370 --> 00:32:15,570 Um, those are mine. 632 00:32:15,604 --> 00:32:17,238 See? Hey, since when do pork rinds 633 00:32:17,273 --> 00:32:18,373 actually come from a pig? 634 00:32:18,407 --> 00:32:20,075 Ian, I am the one that signs your check. 635 00:32:20,109 --> 00:32:21,843 What's bad for him is really bad for you. 636 00:32:21,877 --> 00:32:23,745 If you are stupid enough to start lying for him... 637 00:32:23,779 --> 00:32:25,013 They're just corn chips with fake hair, 638 00:32:25,047 --> 00:32:26,815 fake corn even. 639 00:32:26,849 --> 00:32:27,816 Last warning. 640 00:32:27,850 --> 00:32:29,017 You get yourself to that mosque 641 00:32:29,051 --> 00:32:30,819 so your dad stops blaming me for the fact 642 00:32:30,853 --> 00:32:32,120 that we're all going to hell. 643 00:32:32,154 --> 00:32:33,955 And talk to your mother. 644 00:32:33,989 --> 00:32:35,090 She won't talk to me. 645 00:32:35,124 --> 00:32:36,357 I can't force her to take her meds. 646 00:32:36,392 --> 00:32:37,759 Well, I don't want the cops dragging me 647 00:32:37,793 --> 00:32:40,261 out of bed again at 4:00 a.m. because she's out in the alley 648 00:32:40,296 --> 00:32:41,596 yelling that the CIA is stealing her trash. 649 00:32:41,630 --> 00:32:43,865 But that happened, didn't it? 650 00:32:43,899 --> 00:32:46,234 Once. 651 00:32:46,268 --> 00:32:47,435 Four years ago, yes. 652 00:32:47,470 --> 00:32:48,937 But now she's locked in the basement, 653 00:32:48,971 --> 00:32:50,438 making a helmet out of tinfoil. 654 00:32:50,473 --> 00:32:51,973 Enough's enough! 655 00:32:52,007 --> 00:32:53,074 Boys, come on, let's go. 656 00:32:53,109 --> 00:32:54,242 Get in the car. 657 00:32:54,276 --> 00:32:56,344 Now, I have to take the boys to Cub Scouts 658 00:32:56,378 --> 00:32:58,246 at the mosque before all the carpets are taken. 659 00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:00,915 She's your mother; get her to take her Thorazine. 660 00:33:00,950 --> 00:33:02,984 No, boys, no candy. Come on, let's go. 661 00:33:03,018 --> 00:33:04,486 We're gonna be late. Let's go, go, go, go, go. 662 00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:05,720 No more! 663 00:33:05,755 --> 00:33:07,122 Come on, we're gonna be late. 664 00:33:07,156 --> 00:33:08,123 Hurry up. 665 00:33:42,124 --> 00:33:45,193 Just tell me you didn't go 666 00:33:45,227 --> 00:33:47,929 and get some girl pregnant. 667 00:33:47,963 --> 00:33:49,097 No worries. 668 00:33:51,233 --> 00:33:52,267 He hates me. 669 00:33:53,636 --> 00:33:55,670 You just, you look more like mom 670 00:33:55,704 --> 00:33:57,539 than any of the rest of us. 671 00:33:57,573 --> 00:33:58,773 You probably scare him. 672 00:33:58,808 --> 00:33:59,874 Yeah? 673 00:33:59,909 --> 00:34:01,242 Yeah. 674 00:34:01,277 --> 00:34:02,577 He ain't seen nothing yet. 675 00:34:03,779 --> 00:34:06,014 Did he give you money for the field trip? 676 00:34:06,048 --> 00:34:07,749 I'll pay my own way, all right? 677 00:34:08,851 --> 00:34:11,152 No, you won't. 678 00:34:26,368 --> 00:34:28,770 You mustet sick of having to think for everybody. 679 00:34:28,804 --> 00:34:31,739 Well, at least I can. 680 00:34:31,774 --> 00:34:33,741 Proves I'm wanted. 681 00:34:34,810 --> 00:34:37,879 Jesus, Fiona, if all you want 682 00:34:37,913 --> 00:34:39,881 is to be needed then, 683 00:34:39,915 --> 00:34:41,683 congratulations. 684 00:34:41,717 --> 00:34:44,485 You've got yourself a job for life with is joker. 685 00:35:10,045 --> 00:35:12,614 Hey. Get up. 686 00:35:15,017 --> 00:35:17,919 Dad, get up. 687 00:35:17,953 --> 00:35:19,854 Get up! 688 00:35:39,074 --> 00:35:41,342 Good job, Fiona. 689 00:35:41,377 --> 00:35:44,979 I don't know how I could do this without you. 690 00:35:45,014 --> 00:35:48,116 Thanks for all your hard work. 691 00:35:50,819 --> 00:35:52,620 You're welcome, Dad. 692 00:35:54,556 --> 00:35:56,858 My pleasure. 693 00:36:02,398 --> 00:36:04,399 Hmm. 694 00:36:35,164 --> 00:36:37,565 Good night, Daddy. 695 00:36:49,678 --> 00:36:51,479 Hello. 696 00:36:51,513 --> 00:36:53,915 If that wasn't bullshit, what was I wearing? 697 00:36:53,949 --> 00:36:56,651 Huh? First time you saw me, if that wasn't a lie. 698 00:36:56,685 --> 00:37:00,388 Black top with gold trim, 699 00:37:00,422 --> 00:37:05,259 black shiny jeans, thin shoes... straps... 700 00:37:06,729 --> 00:37:09,697 Sandals. With your hair pinned high. 701 00:37:11,767 --> 00:37:15,036 Dangly gold earrings that made me smile. 702 00:37:17,506 --> 00:37:21,676 A big watch... too big, so it slid up your arm. 703 00:37:21,710 --> 00:37:24,245 But it looked great. 704 00:37:24,279 --> 00:37:28,649 And you were dancing next to red-haired girl 705 00:37:28,684 --> 00:37:30,818 in a green dress. 706 00:37:37,292 --> 00:37:40,228 Yeah, yeah, Jenna. It was Jenna's birthday. 707 00:37:40,262 --> 00:37:42,430 So you were... you were watching her, 708 00:37:42,464 --> 00:37:44,632 who's a lot better looking than me. 709 00:37:44,666 --> 00:37:46,701 You think so? Really? 710 00:37:46,735 --> 00:37:48,970 Yeah, so how come you're not stalking Jenna? 711 00:37:49,004 --> 00:37:51,973 Because you... you think like that and Jenna doesn't. 712 00:37:52,007 --> 00:37:53,808 Jenna dances for an audience. 713 00:37:53,842 --> 00:37:57,512 You dance like there's no one else in the room. 714 00:37:57,546 --> 00:38:00,581 Your life's not simple, Fiona, 715 00:38:00,616 --> 00:38:03,551 and you can't stop it from showing because you're no fake. 716 00:38:03,585 --> 00:38:05,820 You're not lost, you don't need finding. 717 00:38:05,854 --> 00:38:07,455 This whole city belongs to the Jennas, 718 00:38:07,489 --> 00:38:08,990 but I'm sick of them. 719 00:38:09,024 --> 00:38:12,560 I swear, Fiona, you're nothing like anyone I've ever met. 720 00:38:12,594 --> 00:38:16,531 You make me want to enjoy my life again. 721 00:38:18,067 --> 00:38:19,500 Are you there? 722 00:38:21,970 --> 00:38:24,172 Fiona? 723 00:38:54,770 --> 00:38:58,106 ♪ ♪ 724 00:39:44,453 --> 00:39:47,054 Whoa, whoa, whoa , whoa, whoa, wait. 725 00:39:47,089 --> 00:39:49,190 What have I ever done to anybody, never mind you, 726 00:39:49,224 --> 00:39:50,458 that made me look unreliable? 727 00:39:50,492 --> 00:39:51,893 Un... unreliable. 728 00:39:51,927 --> 00:39:54,629 People like you are just way too used to getting your own way. 729 00:39:54,663 --> 00:39:57,265 And by people like me you mean people like what? 730 00:39:59,868 --> 00:40:01,202 Okay, wait, all right. 731 00:40:01,236 --> 00:40:04,372 Yes-no. All you got to do is agree or disagree. 732 00:40:04,406 --> 00:40:07,642 He thinks the sun shines out of his own ass. 733 00:40:07,676 --> 00:40:10,077 Agree or disagree. Agree. 734 00:40:10,112 --> 00:40:12,747 He's overly generous and that bugs me. 735 00:40:12,781 --> 00:40:15,383 Agree. 736 00:40:15,417 --> 00:40:18,052 Because I'm not used to get... Actually very agree. 737 00:40:18,086 --> 00:40:19,720 Because I'm not used to getting spoiled. 738 00:40:19,755 --> 00:40:21,622 Agree. Okay. 739 00:40:21,657 --> 00:40:23,891 So I lose respect for guys like Steve 740 00:40:23,926 --> 00:40:25,927 because people unlike Steve 741 00:40:25,961 --> 00:40:28,296 or people diametrically opposite to Steve 742 00:40:28,330 --> 00:40:29,764 have always let me down. 743 00:40:29,798 --> 00:40:32,600 So deciding that he's overeducated 744 00:40:32,634 --> 00:40:34,168 and has more money than sense 745 00:40:34,203 --> 00:40:35,503 is somehow more socially acceptable 746 00:40:35,537 --> 00:40:36,871 than asking myself, for instance, 747 00:40:36,905 --> 00:40:39,540 why do the men I always date treat me like shit? 748 00:40:40,609 --> 00:40:42,476 Fuck you. 749 00:40:42,511 --> 00:40:43,544 It's a question. 750 00:40:43,579 --> 00:40:45,446 Fuck you. 751 00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:46,581 Either-or. 752 00:40:49,785 --> 00:40:51,085 Agree. 753 00:40:51,119 --> 00:40:52,653 He's had a easy life. 754 00:40:52,688 --> 00:40:54,021 Definitely. And you prefer a guy who's been 755 00:40:54,056 --> 00:40:55,823 around the block a few times. What if I do? 756 00:40:55,857 --> 00:40:58,926 Say, D block of a maximum security prison? 757 00:40:58,961 --> 00:41:01,429 If he knew how to have fun, yeah, sure. 758 00:41:01,463 --> 00:41:03,664 Fiona, I can't help my upbringing. 759 00:41:03,699 --> 00:41:06,000 So how come it's me again having to apologize for mine? 760 00:41:06,034 --> 00:41:07,668 Who's asking you to? 761 00:41:07,703 --> 00:41:09,704 We finished here, guys? 762 00:41:09,738 --> 00:41:12,173 We're working on it. 763 00:41:14,176 --> 00:41:16,143 You want to wait outside while I pay the bill? 764 00:41:17,346 --> 00:41:19,480 Sure. 765 00:41:23,385 --> 00:41:24,852 He's on break? 766 00:41:24,886 --> 00:41:27,054 Any second now. All right. 767 00:41:46,341 --> 00:41:49,377 ♪ Well, I can't ♪ 768 00:41:49,411 --> 00:41:51,746 Good evening, sir. Thanks. 769 00:41:51,780 --> 00:41:56,284 ♪ Outside of me, outside of me ♪ 770 00:41:56,318 --> 00:41:57,885 ♪ No, I can't ♪ 771 00:41:57,919 --> 00:41:59,887 ♪ Get the devil ♪ 772 00:41:59,921 --> 00:42:02,590 ♪ Outside of me, outside of me ♪ 773 00:42:04,993 --> 00:42:09,563 ♪ I don't get all the good things ♪ 774 00:42:09,598 --> 00:42:11,465 I don't buy and sell cars. 775 00:42:11,500 --> 00:42:13,501 I just sell them. 776 00:42:13,535 --> 00:42:16,570 But the cars I sell are mainly, uh, not mine. 777 00:42:16,605 --> 00:42:21,142 ♪ Outside of me, outside of me ♪ 778 00:42:21,176 --> 00:42:23,010 Still looking for fun, Fiona? 779 00:42:29,318 --> 00:42:30,718 Go. 780 00:42:33,021 --> 00:42:37,158 ♪ Outside of me, outside of me ♪ 781 00:42:37,192 --> 00:42:40,494 ♪ Outside of me, outside of me ♪ 782 00:42:42,531 --> 00:42:46,167 ♪ Outside of me, outside of me ♪ 783 00:42:46,201 --> 00:42:51,005 ♪ Outside of me, outside of me. ♪ 784 00:42:57,929 --> 00:42:59,897 Mom, we have to wear our shoes. 785 00:42:59,931 --> 00:43:01,165 There's bits of glass on the floor. 786 00:43:05,337 --> 00:43:07,338 Maybe Lip could use a drink. 787 00:43:07,372 --> 00:43:09,573 Oh, yes. Sorry, Lip. 788 00:43:09,608 --> 00:43:11,075 That's okay. 789 00:43:11,109 --> 00:43:13,978 I'm a-I'm a bit off today, aren't I, Karen? 790 00:43:14,012 --> 00:43:15,380 So, um, vodka? 791 00:43:15,381 --> 00:43:17,882 I could do slow comfortable screws. 792 00:43:17,916 --> 00:43:19,517 Plenty of tequila. 793 00:43:19,551 --> 00:43:21,252 I think I'm out of lime. 794 00:43:21,287 --> 00:43:22,820 Um, definitely gin fizz. 795 00:43:22,855 --> 00:43:23,988 Just a couple of Cokes, Mom. 796 00:43:24,023 --> 00:43:25,223 And some beers. Beers. 797 00:43:25,257 --> 00:43:26,924 Great, Sheila. Thanks. 798 00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:37,135 So what if your dad comes back and sees me here? 799 00:43:37,169 --> 00:43:38,436 He won't. 800 00:43:38,470 --> 00:43:40,772 That's my fault? 801 00:43:40,806 --> 00:43:43,541 He's been looking for an excuse for months. 802 00:43:45,377 --> 00:43:47,945 What kind of impression did you get from my brother? 803 00:43:47,980 --> 00:43:49,881 Ian? Yeah. 804 00:43:49,915 --> 00:43:51,749 He seems nice. Right, but, uh... 805 00:43:51,784 --> 00:43:54,152 did he pitch a tent? 806 00:43:54,186 --> 00:43:55,253 Huh? 807 00:43:55,287 --> 00:43:56,954 Did you make him hard? 808 00:43:59,358 --> 00:44:01,492 Ever try to play pool with a rope? 809 00:44:22,648 --> 00:44:25,049 ♪ Well, I have ♪ 810 00:44:25,084 --> 00:44:28,119 ♪ Once or twice ♪ 811 00:44:28,153 --> 00:44:30,722 ♪ Thought I left ♪ 812 00:44:30,756 --> 00:44:34,659 ♪ My life... ♪ 813 00:44:47,039 --> 00:44:48,973 Yo, Kash? 814 00:44:49,007 --> 00:44:52,577 ♪ In a thousand years... ♪ 815 00:44:52,611 --> 00:44:54,011 ♪ ♪ 816 00:44:59,585 --> 00:45:01,452 Yo, Kash! 817 00:45:07,226 --> 00:45:09,694 All right, you stack the butter, 818 00:45:09,728 --> 00:45:11,529 I'll do the snacks. 819 00:45:14,099 --> 00:45:16,401 Oh, Jesus Christ, Lip. 820 00:45:16,435 --> 00:45:17,568 Sorry, sorry, Kash. 821 00:45:17,603 --> 00:45:20,705 Just, uh... Thanks for the tools. 822 00:45:20,739 --> 00:45:22,173 Any time. 823 00:45:22,207 --> 00:45:23,408 Long as I get 'em back. 824 00:45:23,442 --> 00:45:25,710 Right. 825 00:45:30,849 --> 00:45:32,984 You must be joking. 826 00:45:35,154 --> 00:45:38,489 What, y-you're fucking him? 827 00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:42,894 Fuck. 828 00:46:08,854 --> 00:46:10,188 He bought them for you, didn't he? 829 00:46:10,222 --> 00:46:13,825 Those shoes. 830 00:46:13,859 --> 00:46:15,793 He's married! 831 00:46:15,828 --> 00:46:17,261 With kids! 832 00:46:17,296 --> 00:46:19,197 What else does he buy you, Ian?! 833 00:46:19,231 --> 00:46:22,166 Stuff. 834 00:46:22,201 --> 00:46:23,768 Now and again. 835 00:46:23,802 --> 00:46:26,671 And you're happy with that? 836 00:46:26,705 --> 00:46:29,340 What's that make you, huh? 837 00:46:29,374 --> 00:46:30,641 A fucking kept boy at best. 838 00:46:36,448 --> 00:46:37,648 Listen to me, stupid! 839 00:46:37,683 --> 00:46:40,051 You think you know everything, but you know shit! 840 00:46:40,085 --> 00:46:42,286 Ask me what I've got him, huh? 841 00:46:42,321 --> 00:46:43,488 Ask me! 842 00:46:43,522 --> 00:46:45,490 CDs, dozens of CDs! 843 00:46:45,524 --> 00:46:48,459 Stuff that he's never heard of, stuff I think he might like, 844 00:46:48,494 --> 00:46:50,661 'cause I want him to like the same things that I do. 845 00:46:50,696 --> 00:46:53,431 And a couple Sox tickets for his birthday. 846 00:46:53,465 --> 00:46:55,199 So what's that make you, Lip, huh? 847 00:46:55,234 --> 00:46:58,135 It makes you wrong, you fucking smart asshole! 848 00:46:58,170 --> 00:47:01,205 Now go back to Kash and promise him 849 00:47:01,240 --> 00:47:02,607 that you're not gonna tell anybody 850 00:47:02,641 --> 00:47:05,576 'cause he's done nothing to be sorry for, nothing. 851 00:47:17,689 --> 00:47:22,059 "Fake Muslim cheats on white fundamentalist wife 852 00:47:22,094 --> 00:47:23,661 with gutless gay boy." 853 00:47:25,697 --> 00:47:27,365 Says more about White Sox fans 854 00:47:27,399 --> 00:47:29,267 than it does for the rest of us. 855 00:47:39,278 --> 00:47:41,579 I think they're all asleep. 856 00:47:45,484 --> 00:47:47,885 Gotcha! 857 00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:50,321 Who's been eating my porridge? 858 00:47:50,355 --> 00:47:51,455 Hey, Dad. 859 00:47:51,490 --> 00:47:52,790 This is Steve. 860 00:47:52,824 --> 00:47:54,525 Oh, no, no, no, we met before, 861 00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:56,761 but you weren't exactly... 862 00:48:02,134 --> 00:48:04,101 How much do you weigh? 863 00:48:04,136 --> 00:48:07,104 Uh, I don't know. 864 00:48:07,139 --> 00:48:09,173 That would fit me. 865 00:48:09,207 --> 00:48:11,309 You can just ignore him. 866 00:48:11,343 --> 00:48:12,944 And you? Move. 867 00:48:21,053 --> 00:48:23,554 You know what? I better let you get to bed. 868 00:48:23,589 --> 00:48:24,855 Um, but thanks. 869 00:48:24,890 --> 00:48:26,090 It was nice. 870 00:48:26,124 --> 00:48:27,892 Yeah. Nice, right? 871 00:48:27,926 --> 00:48:30,528 Oh... no. Nah. 872 00:48:38,236 --> 00:48:40,738 Who paid for this? 873 00:48:42,007 --> 00:48:43,474 Hmm? 874 00:48:45,877 --> 00:48:48,312 What the hell's he on? 875 00:48:48,347 --> 00:48:51,315 Uh, he thinks he bought Ecstasy, 876 00:48:51,350 --> 00:48:54,452 but the only dealer he gets credit from is a schizophrenic. 877 00:48:57,089 --> 00:48:58,689 It's not a case of whether or not 878 00:48:58,724 --> 00:48:59,890 I agree. It's a fact. 879 00:48:59,925 --> 00:49:01,792 If I were a single parent, we'd be on... 880 00:49:01,827 --> 00:49:02,893 Aren't you a single parent? 881 00:49:02,928 --> 00:49:04,161 "Yeah, but if I had tits..." 882 00:49:04,196 --> 00:49:05,896 Yeah, but if I had tits, Steve, 883 00:49:05,931 --> 00:49:07,565 they would double the money. 884 00:49:07,599 --> 00:49:10,501 If you're a guy, they don't want to fucking hear it. 885 00:49:10,535 --> 00:49:11,502 I-I get it, Frank, so it's, 886 00:49:11,536 --> 00:49:12,503 "Prove you're looking for work." 887 00:49:12,537 --> 00:49:13,638 Oh, he's on disability. 888 00:49:13,672 --> 00:49:14,705 Yeah? r what? 889 00:49:14,740 --> 00:49:16,874 A tragedy really. I gave my life to that company. 890 00:49:16,908 --> 00:49:18,142 You worked there a week. 891 00:49:18,176 --> 00:49:19,410 What happened? 892 00:49:19,444 --> 00:49:21,746 Uh, slaughterhouse, poultry. 893 00:49:21,780 --> 00:49:22,947 Dangerous work. 894 00:49:22,981 --> 00:49:25,049 Doing my job, unsuspecting, 895 00:49:25,083 --> 00:49:27,952 when out of nowhere I am slammed in the ribs 896 00:49:27,986 --> 00:49:29,720 by a headless flying chicken. 897 00:49:29,755 --> 00:49:32,490 I was lucky... it almost missed me. 898 00:49:32,524 --> 00:49:35,526 And what do I get for my pain and suffering? 899 00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:37,595 Followed around 900 00:49:37,629 --> 00:49:40,164 by a video camera! 901 00:49:40,198 --> 00:49:41,565 Where's the trust, Steve? 902 00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:42,633 The sacred bond 903 00:49:42,668 --> 00:49:44,869 between employer and employee? 904 00:49:44,903 --> 00:49:47,271 Gone, Steve. It's gone. 905 00:49:47,305 --> 00:49:49,674 How's a guy supposed to work, hurt, with kids this age? 906 00:49:49,708 --> 00:49:51,575 Hello? Thank you! Yeah. 907 00:49:51,610 --> 00:49:54,145 Exactly. Excellent! Excellent. 908 00:49:54,179 --> 00:49:57,181 And her mother, God rest her soul, Dad, stop it! 909 00:49:57,215 --> 00:49:59,483 'cause she better be dead, that bitch. Cut it out! 910 00:49:59,518 --> 00:50:03,154 Four... four-month-old baby. 911 00:50:03,188 --> 00:50:06,957 14-year-old girl just had her appendix out, 912 00:50:06,992 --> 00:50:09,393 11-year-old Lip, ten-year-old Ian, 913 00:50:09,428 --> 00:50:13,097 a seven-year-old, a five-year-old. 914 00:50:13,131 --> 00:50:18,335 And, oh, and a Dodge Astro van! 915 00:50:18,370 --> 00:50:20,805 No. Calypso... Yes. Calypso blue. 916 00:50:20,839 --> 00:50:23,207 What's the one thing that we needed? 917 00:50:23,241 --> 00:50:24,275 One word? 918 00:50:24,309 --> 00:50:26,177 One thing? Sterilization? 919 00:50:26,211 --> 00:50:27,411 Continuity. 920 00:50:27,446 --> 00:50:28,612 Continuity. 921 00:50:28,647 --> 00:50:31,549 Con-tin-uity. 922 00:50:31,583 --> 00:50:35,086 I... I... what could I...? 923 00:50:36,555 --> 00:50:38,489 Oh, my God, I love this part. 924 00:50:45,497 --> 00:50:48,733 ♪ In the white room ♪ ♪ You said no strings could... ♪ 925 00:50:48,767 --> 00:50:51,836 I... I... what could I do, Steve? 926 00:50:51,870 --> 00:50:53,604 I-I... Disappear for three weeks? 927 00:50:53,638 --> 00:50:55,239 I had a breakdown. You went on a bender! 928 00:50:55,273 --> 00:50:59,844 I-I had... fuck off... nervous breakdown. 929 00:51:03,281 --> 00:51:05,049 Dad, come on. Keys! 930 00:51:05,083 --> 00:51:06,751 If this... Okay. 931 00:51:06,785 --> 00:51:09,553 This is... Sorry. 932 00:51:10,822 --> 00:51:13,057 I like him. 933 00:51:13,091 --> 00:51:14,492 You got any idea Sorry. 934 00:51:14,526 --> 00:51:15,993 What time it is? It's Frank. He's... 935 00:51:16,027 --> 00:51:17,228 Yo. 936 00:51:18,296 --> 00:51:19,897 Frank, what did I tell you?! 937 00:51:19,931 --> 00:51:21,766 Here we go. Neighbors of Satan. 938 00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:25,002 The day you start paying rent around here, Frank, 939 00:51:25,036 --> 00:51:27,271 like the rest of us, you can play whatever shit you want. 940 00:51:27,305 --> 00:51:29,340 But if you're gonna pump up this time of night, 941 00:51:29,374 --> 00:51:31,609 you're gonna pump out the stuff that we like, okay? 942 00:51:33,044 --> 00:51:34,278 ♪ If you're not drunk, ladies and gentlemen ♪ 943 00:51:34,312 --> 00:51:36,580 - ♪ Get ready to get fucked up! ♪ - Oh! 944 00:51:36,615 --> 00:51:38,082 ♪ Let's do it! ♪ 945 00:51:38,116 --> 00:51:39,683 Oh! Oh! 946 00:51:39,718 --> 00:51:41,919 Uh. Uh. 947 00:51:41,953 --> 00:51:43,754 ♪ Lil' Jon ♪ 948 00:51:43,789 --> 00:51:46,257 ♪ All the alcoholics, where you? Let's go! ♪ 949 00:51:46,291 --> 00:51:48,225 Baby. What? What? What? 950 00:51:48,260 --> 00:51:49,627 ♪ Hey! ♪ 951 00:51:49,661 --> 00:51:50,961 Uh, uh, uh. 952 00:51:50,996 --> 00:51:53,764 ♪ Hey! ♪ 953 00:51:53,799 --> 00:51:54,865 Yep! Yep! 954 00:51:54,900 --> 00:51:57,768 That's it. 955 00:51:57,803 --> 00:52:00,371 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 956 00:52:00,405 --> 00:52:01,972 Oh! Oh! 957 00:52:02,007 --> 00:52:03,374 ♪ Let's go, round two ♪ 958 00:52:03,408 --> 00:52:05,075 ♪ Shots, shots, shots, shot. ♪ Watch it. 959 00:52:05,110 --> 00:52:08,512 Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! 960 00:52:14,486 --> 00:52:17,721 Your dad made me follow you up. 961 00:52:17,756 --> 00:52:19,957 Gave me a condom. 962 00:52:19,991 --> 00:52:21,392 He must really like you. 963 00:52:21,426 --> 00:52:24,662 He usually just gives my boyfriends a dental dam. 964 00:52:28,867 --> 00:52:30,301 Liam's in here somewhere. 965 00:52:33,405 --> 00:52:35,573 Don't the kids wake up? 966 00:52:35,607 --> 00:52:38,042 Would you? 967 00:52:58,797 --> 00:53:00,865 Hey, Carl, you seen Ian? 968 00:53:00,899 --> 00:53:03,367 Uh, gone when I woke up. 969 00:53:37,569 --> 00:53:39,603 How can that be good for you? 970 00:53:39,638 --> 00:53:41,672 Or-or-or... or that? 971 00:53:41,706 --> 00:53:43,574 How can that be good for you? 972 00:53:43,608 --> 00:53:45,676 Yeah. You know what's not funny, huh? Huh? 973 00:53:45,710 --> 00:53:47,311 You. 974 00:53:47,345 --> 00:53:49,413 Ever. 975 00:53:57,322 --> 00:54:00,324 Anybody before Kash? 976 00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:04,261 One. 977 00:54:04,296 --> 00:54:05,629 Yeah? Who? 978 00:54:05,664 --> 00:54:07,998 I'm not telling you, all right? 979 00:54:08,033 --> 00:54:12,303 Name a single time I've let you down. 980 00:54:16,274 --> 00:54:17,908 It was a kid at school. 981 00:54:17,943 --> 00:54:19,543 Yeah? 982 00:54:19,577 --> 00:54:21,812 All right, I guess it doesn't really matter 983 00:54:21,846 --> 00:54:23,514 'cause, I mean, he's long gone now anyways, 984 00:54:23,548 --> 00:54:27,484 but, uh... Roger Spikey. 985 00:54:27,519 --> 00:54:30,654 Roger Spikey? 986 00:54:30,689 --> 00:54:33,190 Fucking donkey dick Roger Spikey? 987 00:54:33,224 --> 00:54:35,225 The original beefmeister? 988 00:54:35,260 --> 00:54:38,028 Or did he start that rumor? 989 00:54:38,063 --> 00:54:40,364 Not a rumor. 990 00:54:40,398 --> 00:54:41,899 Whoa, that was a bit gay. 991 00:54:41,933 --> 00:54:43,701 What you just did there with your eyebrows. 992 00:54:43,735 --> 00:54:45,336 You want to watch that. 993 00:54:45,370 --> 00:54:47,171 All right, fuck off, all right? 994 00:54:48,239 --> 00:54:51,442 But seriously, like... 995 00:54:51,476 --> 00:54:54,778 like up the ass? 996 00:54:54,813 --> 00:54:56,647 Do you get used to that? 997 00:54:56,681 --> 00:54:57,881 Can someone get used to that? 998 00:54:57,916 --> 00:55:00,050 I mean... I mean, the whole point 999 00:55:00,085 --> 00:55:03,921 of the digestive system is one-way traffic. 1000 00:55:06,224 --> 00:55:08,859 It just is. 1001 00:55:13,365 --> 00:55:15,499 What? What?! 1002 00:55:15,533 --> 00:55:17,201 "Just is." 1003 00:55:17,235 --> 00:55:18,969 Like, like, we're only given our lungs 1004 00:55:19,004 --> 00:55:21,338 to freakin' smoke, right? 1005 00:55:33,251 --> 00:55:35,319 It's hot! 1006 00:55:35,353 --> 00:55:36,887 Don't drop it off. Please don't drop it. 1007 00:55:36,921 --> 00:55:38,522 Please don't drop it! Oh, my God, oh, my God, 1008 00:55:38,556 --> 00:55:40,224 oh, my God. 1009 00:55:40,258 --> 00:55:41,692 The sausage is ready. 1010 00:55:41,726 --> 00:55:43,027 I haven't had eggs in a while. 1011 00:55:43,061 --> 00:55:45,262 Somebody already get the pancakes? 1012 00:55:45,296 --> 00:55:46,730 What's all this? 1013 00:55:46,765 --> 00:55:49,366 Debbie's the only person I know wakes up earlier than I do, 1014 00:55:49,401 --> 00:55:51,101 and I told her I never eat breakfast, 1015 00:55:51,136 --> 00:55:52,503 but she said it's her favorite meal. 1016 00:55:52,537 --> 00:55:54,004 And I thought since it's her birthday... 1017 00:55:54,039 --> 00:55:55,672 Whoa! No, it's not! 1018 00:55:55,707 --> 00:55:57,007 It's not her birthday. 1019 00:55:57,042 --> 00:55:59,309 I never said it was. I said, "I wished it was." 1020 00:55:59,344 --> 00:56:00,844 Ah, right, she said she wished it was. 1021 00:56:00,879 --> 00:56:02,513 Sorry, Deb, I totally misheard that. 1022 00:56:02,547 --> 00:56:03,781 Perforated eardrum on the right. 1023 00:56:07,652 --> 00:56:10,287 15 minutes before school, tops. 1024 00:56:10,321 --> 00:56:11,355 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1025 00:56:11,389 --> 00:56:13,090 Ian, Lip, dishes soon as you're done. 1026 00:56:13,124 --> 00:56:14,425 Debbie, Carl... Yeah. 1027 00:56:14,459 --> 00:56:16,393 You've got to take the trash out. 1028 00:56:16,428 --> 00:56:19,063 ♪ We get high in back seats of cars ♪ 1029 00:56:19,097 --> 00:56:21,698 ♪ We break into mobile homes ♪ 1030 00:56:21,733 --> 00:56:25,536 ♪ We go to sleep to shake appeal ♪ 1031 00:56:25,570 --> 00:56:29,239 ♪ Never wake up on our own ♪ 1032 00:56:31,843 --> 00:56:34,912 ♪ We go out in stormy weather ♪ 1033 00:56:34,946 --> 00:56:38,182 ♪ We rarely practice discern ♪ 1034 00:56:38,216 --> 00:56:41,452 ♪ We make love to "Some Weird Sin" ♪ 1035 00:56:41,486 --> 00:56:44,588 ♪ We seek out the taciturn ♪ 1036 00:56:44,622 --> 00:56:54,637 Re-Sync by abc_321 65653

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