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Dear Diary,
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It had been two days
since the pool party
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and still Chloe hadn't
mentioned the hospital tag.
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Rae.
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But I had a terrible feeling
that was all about to change.
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Thanks for meeting, sweets.
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I just really need
to talk to you about something.
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I think I've got a boyfriend.
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I thought you wanted to talk
about something serious.
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Well, it is serious, Rae.
Proper serious.
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It's not Archie is it!?
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No, it's not Archie.
It's someone who…
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I can't tell you, babe.
Not yet.
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But, I just wanted you to know
because you're my bessie,
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and I hate
keeping secrets from you.
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- Don't be like that.
- Like what?
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Rae, you will find a boyfriend.
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How? How will I ever
find a boyfriend?
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Right, come here, sit down.
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My sister used to be big.
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So I know what this is like.
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And I know
that boys don't like it.
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And it's not right but
that's just the way they are.
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You know, they think if they
go out with someone who's big
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then the other lads
will just take the piss.
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I'm sorry, but it's the truth.
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Come, here…
Come on, I want a hug.
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I am a body dismorphic
without the dismorphic.
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I am a bulimic without the sick.
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I am fat.
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- You alright, Finn?
- I suppose.
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I'm fine, by the way.
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Rae!
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Oh, my God, Archie,
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the tyrannosaurus of sexiness,
was coming to sit next to me.
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I wanted him to treat me
like that little goat
in Jurassic Park
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and just eat me whole.
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Save me from
this conversation. Please.
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Why?
What's everyone talking about?
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Orgasms!
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That would be my specialist
subject on Mastermind.
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I've never had an orgasm.
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It's exactly the same
as sneezing eight times.
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- …bollocks.
- It's true.
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And when I come,
I come with thunder, pal.
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Once you get him out,
the swat team
cannot get him back in.
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What about the girls
you're doing it with?
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Ask Sam Moffat, mate.
I threw her around that Renault 5
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like she was an empty shell suit.
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Why do you have to be such
a horrible boy all the time!
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Chill… Stop hitting me!
It's not nice.
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I'm not saying
I've done everything…
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…like an orgasm
is like a gateway.
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You can never go back through.
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Like, it sets you free
as a person. Doesn't it?
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Totally.
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I've got an idea,
why don't we all talk about
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our best sexual
or romantic experiences?
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- Great! I'll go first.
- No, Rae, you go first.
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I forgot, um, I've got to
put the tea on for my mum.
I'm sorry, guys.
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Rae, come on,
I'll get you a drink.
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No, it's alright.
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Come on,
you've only just got here.
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What are you making?
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Thanks to Chloe,
it was now clear to everyone
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that I had never done
anything sexual or romantic.
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The 15th of July, 1996.
Something had to be done.
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One: Pass through
mystical orgasm gateway.
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Two: See someone naked.
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Three: Kiss someone.
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Must be human.
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- I didn't even see anything.
- She saw everything.
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Rae did you see
Mrs. Dewhurst's… credentials?
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- She's always peeping.
- I didn't peep!
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- You did!
- Were you staring at her?
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No, I opened the curtains
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- and she was just standing
there… naked.
- I beg your pardon.
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- I beg your pardon.
- I'm very sorry.
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You were… fed up with it.
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Why would I peep,
what is there to even peep at?
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Rae, be quiet!
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It was typical.
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The first time
I catch a glimpse
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of another person's bits
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and it's my
76-year-old neighbor's.
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A romantic milestone
burnt into my retinas.
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Right. First off, Rae isn't
going to peep any more--
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But I didn't peep!
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Just…
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Second off,
she'll run a few errands
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for you to apologize
for any embarrassment.
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How's that?
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Living in the totalitarian
state of mum
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was worse than being in prison.
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At least there are laws
to protect prisoners.
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Any kind of human right
I am entitled to
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is always swept away
by one single phrase.
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And don't pull that face
at me, Rachel Earl.
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So long as you live under my
roof you live by my rules.
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My mum's in a sham relationship.
She's going out with this guy.
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And he's like…
handsome and fit and stuff.
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But she… she's like me.
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She's a blob. A blob with a gob.
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Is that how you see yourself?
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It's how I am.
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Tell me some things that
you like about yourself.
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Anything.
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I can't think of anything.
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Alright, if I was to ask
one of your friends
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what they liked about you?
What do you think they'd say?
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They'd say,
"What the bloody hell
are you asking me that for?"
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I've noticed that every time
you come into this room
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you take the longer way
around to that chair.
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I thought maybe you're trying to
avoid the mirror over the there.
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Hmm… Maybe you should
open a detective agency.
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Yeah, maybe I should.
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Hardly anyone likes
looking in the mirror.
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In fact, no one likes
looking in a mirror.
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You know what, Rae,
I'm 47-years-old
and I still get blackheads.
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I've got bags under my eyes that
make me look like I've battled
a life long addiction to heroin.
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Now having said that,
I do look fantastic.
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Yeah, I look great.
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You know what, perfect wouldn't
be a stretch too far.
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I think I look perfect.
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Are you trying
to make me hate you?
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I want you to make it
your mission to look in
the mirror everyday.
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And no matter how many things
you see that you don't like
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I want you to say something
positive about yourself.
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That is the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.
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Do you know what, it's just weird.
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Is it more or less weird
than being physically unable
to look at your own reflection?
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- I'm not doing it.
- All I'm asking is that you--
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I'm not fucking doing it.
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What do you like about me?
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- I like everything about you.
- Mm, be more specific.
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I can't. There's nothing
I don't like about you.
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You're lovely…
but unhelpful.
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- Tix!
- Danny.
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What?
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Danny, let go of her arm!
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Tix! Stop!
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Tix, I said I'm sorry, Tix,
I forgot. Tix, I'm sorry.
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No! No one touch her!
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Danny, just let go of her arms!
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But she'll hit me again!
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She won't, just stop touching her!
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Tixxy.
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Broken people
fall to bits sometimes.
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That's what they do.
But I am not broken.
Not anymore.
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It's alright, it's alright.
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Why did she look at me
like that when she gave me
my prescription?
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Like, it's just the pill,
it's no big deal.
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I think she looks
at everyone like that.
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I once bought a whistling
lollipop from there,
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and she looked at me
like I'd farted
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in an empty bag of Monster Munch
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and squashed it in her face.
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Nah, it's because
it was the pill, I know it.
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I can't believe
I'm gonna be doing it, Rae.
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This weekend! Shit!
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Shit!
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So are we gonna talk about
the pool party?
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What about the pool party?
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I found that hospital tag thing…
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I wished for the ground
to swallow me up,
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for a piano to fall from
the heavens and crush Chloe
deep into the earth.
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But the weird thing was
something even more
incredible happened…
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- Oy, oy!
- Hi, Archie!
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Hi.
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Rae, I wanted to talk to you
at the boozer last night
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but you left before
I could speak to you.
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I just wanted to know
if you wanted to come out
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for a drink with me tomorrow
night. Just me and you.
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Wasn't expecting that!
What to say?
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Yeah… Fuck yeah…
A thousand fucks yeah!
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- Is that a yes or a no?
- Yeah.
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Why not?
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Cool. I'll meet you
at The Swan at 8ish.
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When are you
allowed back to the ward?
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Kester says I have to
prove to him that I'm
not gonna freak out again.
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Let's talk about something else.
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So tell me about Archie.
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Well…
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He's an Aries, which is perfect
because I'm a Sagittarius.
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He prefers Oasis to Blur but he
quite liked Park Life
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because it reminded him of a
holiday that he had in Corfu.
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And he wants to study history
at university,
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'cause he wants to be
like a historian,
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and he's always coming out
with these amazing quotes from
Alexander the Great and stuff.
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Tix, this could be it.
This could be the real thing.
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I would be
nervous about it though.
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Boys move pretty fast, don't they?
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He might want to touch you.
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Uh, Tix, are you forgetting
that I really want him to?
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Yeah, but think about it.
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You could be naked
in front of each other tonight.
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You could be looking at him
naked thinking…
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What do I do now?
What do I do with… that?
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What if I do something
to it that it doesn't like?
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And that's not forgetting
the fact that you'll be naked.
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I would be bricking it, Rae.
Aren't you bricking it?
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Oh, my God!
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Bollocks to looking in a mirror
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and whispering
sweet nothings to myself.
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If I wanted Archie to touch me
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it was imperative that there
was a lot less of me to touch.
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Oh, Christ!
I am the tyrannosaurus of sex.
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Clever girl…
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Something must be done.
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Only one album
would get my fat ass moving.
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It was time for greatness.
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Oy! Jabba the Jogger.
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Bollocks!
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How can I weigh more!
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Mum?
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Sit down, Rachel.
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Stamford is a small town, Rae.
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People talk.
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Have you got something
you want to tell me?
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No.
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Not even in regards… this.
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That's for my mum.
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Not even in regards… these.
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Don't look at me.
They're for my mum.
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It's not even that you
spreading rumors
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that I'm some kind of sex maniac.
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It's that to be a sex maniac
you have to have a man.
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And as the man I've got
is currently on the run from
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immigration, it's not something
I want spread around town.
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- I… um…
- It's not just those things.
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It's the fact that I come home
after a long day
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cleaning up the sick and the piss
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of the infirmed and injured
to find…
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That you have thrown away
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ÂŁ35's worth of
confectionery for no reason!
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- I uh…
- Shush!
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I don't know what game
you're playing at,
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but you are grounded for 24
hours, effective immediately.
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- I can't! I'm meeting some…
- Put… your keys… on…
the table.
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He's waiting for me.
He's waiting for me…
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Some skinny bitch will see him
all alone at the bar,
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dry his tears
and shag him in the toilets.
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Alright, I'm coming!
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00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:30,440
Archie?
245
00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:32,280
Oh, I'm wearing
a toweling rainbow!
246
00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:34,000
I look like a tube of toothpaste.
247
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:37,400
- Rae, what happened?
- I'm really sorry, Archie.
248
00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,920
- My mum won't let me come out.
- Why?
249
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:42,080
Because I threw away
a few of her chocolate bars.
250
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,840
Let's go out now.
I won't tell her.
251
00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:51,480
I dunno… she knows
everyone in Stamford.
252
00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:53,560
If we go to the pub
she'll only find out.
253
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:56,200
I know somewhere else we can go.
254
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:03,440
Alright, wait here.
Two minutes.
255
00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:10,160
There aren't many good things
about working early shifts
at a leisure center…
256
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:16,280
But there are some.
257
00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:48,920
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
258
00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:49,920
Can't hear a thing,
259
00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:52,120
just keep that
pretty mouth moving…
260
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:53,840
That was really what
put an end to the sport.
261
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:56,720
If it hadn't been for that
maybe we'd have jousting areas
262
00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:58,960
in leisure centers
all over Britain, ey?
263
00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:00,800
Yeah.
264
00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:04,400
Am I being boring again?
265
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:09,040
No… I like listening
to you talk about stuff.
266
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:22,720
It was incredible
what Archie's tongue felt like.
267
00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:27,320
Like a small, warm animal
darting around inside my mouth.
268
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:30,480
In that one kiss I was so free.
269
00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:32,960
Free of people
telling me what to do.
270
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:37,440
Free of hospitals.
Free of myself.
271
00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:44,320
Archie…
your hand's on my boob.
272
00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:48,480
- Does it feel good?
- Yeah, it's alright.
273
00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:53,680
- Cool.
- Yeah.
274
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:03,400
Will you be allowed out tomorrow?
275
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:06,400
Yeah, I'm on parole tomorrow.
276
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:11,000
Well, if you can,
meet me tomorrow evening for tea
in the cafe outside the cinema.
277
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:15,120
My parents are away
at the moment so…
278
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:20,040
Well, afterwards maybe
we can go back to mine?
279
00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:29,040
See ya!
280
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,120
It was too good to be true.
281
00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:53,160
If it wasn't for the fact
that I'd found two new spots
282
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:55,040
I'd think I was dreaming.
283
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:59,640
Someone likes me.
Not just someone.
284
00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:03,880
Archie, the Professor
of Horn likes me.
285
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:08,720
I don't get it
but I love, love, love it!
286
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:26,240
Rae! Guess who
I've just been speaking to?
287
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:28,080
- Who?
- Mrs. Dewhurst.
288
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:32,080
Guess who she saw coming
in at one o'clock in the morning
with a boy last night?
289
00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:35,360
- Who?
- I don't know when you thought
that going out with a boy
290
00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:37,600
and doing God knows
what 'til God knows when…
291
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:41,480
Why is it alright for you to
have a boyfriend but not for me?
292
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:44,120
I have to put up with Karim
every bloody day.
293
00:23:44,120 --> 00:23:47,920
Get in there… Get in…
294
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,760
And what's wrong with Karim?
295
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:55,840
He's constantly in a state
of semi-nudity.
296
00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:59,760
Why is he even here?
Why is he going out with you?
297
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:01,400
I just don't get it.
298
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:04,560
There's nothing to get.
He loves me.
299
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:06,120
Fair enough.
300
00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:08,240
Do you know, I am sick
to the back teeth
301
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:10,720
of you taking the piss out of me.
302
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:11,880
I'm your mum.
303
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:16,240
Not your school friend,
not your sister, your mum.
304
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:18,680
- Are we done?
- No we're not done.
305
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:19,760
You're grounded.
306
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:22,080
Not just for today.
Not just for tomorrow.
307
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:24,920
But for forever until I say stop.
308
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:26,480
You can't do that.
309
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:30,000
I can do that. 'Cause this is my
house and you're living--
310
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:35,600
It might be your house.
And I might live under your roof.
311
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:39,800
But you're not grounding me.
End of.
312
00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:49,440
Three weeks ago, Rae,
you were in a psychiatric ward.
313
00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:53,800
It's my job to keep an eye on you,
314
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:56,800
to make sure
you don't do too much, too soon.
315
00:24:56,800 --> 00:25:00,400
To make sure
you don't break again.
316
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:05,200
But you know what, fine…
317
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:08,640
You obviously know better than me.
318
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:11,480
Do what you want.
319
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:29,120
Chop, you are talking
absolute bollocks.
320
00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:31,880
Orgasms are mint.
A sneeze isn't even nice.
321
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:34,560
So how can eight of them
be an orgasm?
It doesn't make sense.
322
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:37,600
It's pound-for-pound,
it has the same physical impact.
323
00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:40,200
I read it in a textbook alright?
So just drop it.
324
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:42,480
- Prove it.
- Alright, I will do!
325
00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:45,240
Go on. Rack up a line of pepper,
and see if you can snort it.
326
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:47,240
- I got one there.
- I'll do it right now.
327
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:49,600
- Get it right up your nose.
- Watch me go.
328
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:54,800
Rae! How was the date
with Archie? Tell me everything!
329
00:25:56,360 --> 00:25:59,880
You didn't let him touch your
lady parts, did you Raemundo?
330
00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:01,360
What are you doing?
331
00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:03,080
Nothing happened. I told you
that nothing would happen.
332
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:07,680
Yeah, nothing happened… but we
did have a bit of a kiss though.
333
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:12,440
Ohh! You two are so
perfect for each other.
334
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,600
Raemundo, you saucy little
tartlet you!
335
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:18,160
You little ratty tiger!
Get out of it…
336
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:20,880
Chop, it was only a kiss!
337
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:24,760
Bollocks to that. Your faces
totally had sex with each other.
338
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:30,680
Right… It was kinda cool.
But big deal. So we kissed.
339
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:33,000
I can't believe
you're so chilled about it.
340
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,360
Well, you know…
But Izzy, it was so…
341
00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:41,400
Girls. I need to talk to you!
Toilets. Now!
342
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:46,560
Have a bit more, mate.
343
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:50,160
- I had sex last night!
- Yay! On, my God.
344
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:53,320
What was it like?
Who was it with?
345
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:56,120
Oh, I'm sorry, babe,
I still can't tell you who it is
346
00:26:56,120 --> 00:27:01,040
because we just want everything
to not be in the public domain
at the moment.
347
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:03,120
- Yeah.
- You know…
348
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:05,640
Oh, it was perfect!
349
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:07,800
I got to his house
about half eightish.
350
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:10,760
He only lives
in a sodding barn conversion!
351
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:12,120
Oh, my God!
352
00:27:12,120 --> 00:27:15,040
I know, so when I got there we
had like a little bit of dinner.
353
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:17,080
- What did you eat?
- Just a sandwich.
354
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:18,400
- He made you a sandwich?!
- Yeah.
355
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:20,760
- What kind of sandwich?
- Cheese and Branston.
356
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,360
Anyway, he only goes and sticks
on a Phil Collins album.
357
00:27:24,360 --> 00:27:26,360
Which Phil Collins album?
358
00:27:26,360 --> 00:27:28,800
The one with "Coming in
the Air Tonight" on it.
Obviously…
359
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:30,280
- Face Value?
- Yeah…
360
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:32,880
- Oh, yeah.
- I think so.
Doesn't matter anyway.
361
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:37,160
Because we were only
half way through the first
song when he took me upstairs.
362
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:38,440
What was his bedroom like?
363
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:40,200
He was a bit weird
about taking me in there.
364
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:42,760
So he laid me out on a towel
365
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:46,440
on the landing in front of
the airing cupboard.
366
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:49,920
And, well…
you know the rest.
367
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:55,080
Classic Chloe.
368
00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:57,440
Rae! Tell Chloe your news!
369
00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:00,840
It's nothing compared to…
370
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:02,600
I kissed Archie last night.
371
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:06,520
Oh, my God! How?
372
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:09,560
Well…
We just put our faces together.
373
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:10,600
Obviously?
374
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:13,080
It turns out he proper fancies me.
375
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:15,720
Archie's really hot.
376
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:17,840
Correct.
377
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:21,120
So what else happened?
378
00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:26,000
Well, there was a bit of
touching when we were kissing.
379
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,320
As standard, you know?
380
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:29,520
What else?
381
00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:31,960
He fingered me eight times.
382
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:33,360
- Yay!
- What?!
383
00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:37,120
- Shit. Fucking hell, Rae.
- Yeah.
384
00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:39,440
- Under your jeans?
- Over my jeans.
385
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:42,200
- Oh, that still counts.
- Totally still counts.
386
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:43,480
- On, my God.
- Yeah!
387
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:45,560
- Oh, that's so good.
- And um, well,
388
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:47,240
we're going
on another date tonight.
389
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:48,360
- Really?
- Yeah.
390
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:50,680
His parents are away so
391
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:54,120
I'm probably going to be doing it.
392
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:56,720
Holy shit, Rae!
Are you ready for that?
393
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:01,960
- We should do a make over!
- Definitely a makeover.
394
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:04,160
- Please…
- No! No! I don't do makeovers.
395
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:07,920
- That's not me.
- Uh, well, you do now.
So listen to me, OK.
396
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:11,200
This isn't just a kiss
and a bit of a grope.
397
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:12,640
- It's more than a grope.
- Exactly.
398
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:17,640
So think, think Rae!
Think of how hot Archie is.
399
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:19,360
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Right?
400
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:22,040
He's going to be naked,
trying to put his
penis inside of you.
401
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:23,120
- Yeah.
- Inside.
402
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:24,760
Do you want to look your best?
403
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:26,320
Yeah.
404
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:29,400
Oh, my God.
405
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:32,320
I never wanna have an orgasm
if they look like that.
406
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:38,120
Are you sure
this is even necessary?
407
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:42,720
I mean, he kissed me
so he must like me.
408
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:45,240
Yeah, but he's got to be
turned on by you, Rae.
409
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:48,800
You know, otherwise… well…
410
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:50,240
Otherwise, well, what?
411
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:54,960
Well, listen,
sometimes men can have problems.
412
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:56,280
You know, being ready.
413
00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:58,240
How often does that happen?
414
00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:02,800
Well, if they don't
like something or if
they feel uncomfortable.
415
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:07,640
So please will you hurry up
and try on the outfit,
'cause I'm bored.
416
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:08,800
Alright.
417
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:12,200
Chlo, I think we should
go with the black leggings.
418
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:14,920
Maybe you're right, actually.
419
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:16,320
Rae, try these leggings on.
420
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:19,120
Oh, right.
421
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:22,320
What happened to your legs, Rae?
422
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:26,080
I was in an accident
when I was in France.
423
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:27,480
Oh, my God!
424
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,720
Do they look horrible?
425
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:34,280
You can't even really notice them.
426
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:37,840
Do you think Archie
will be turned off by them?
427
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:44,160
Maybe we could put some make up
on them? Would that work?
428
00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:48,040
We could try. But if we're gonna
put make up on your legs, Rae,
429
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:51,920
it seems mad not to let me
do all your make up properly.
430
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:54,000
- Alright.
- Yes!
431
00:30:56,360 --> 00:31:00,000
Rae… Why didn't you tell me?
432
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:03,400
Eh, come here!
433
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:19,680
If you want to make
someone touch you and you can't
change the way you look,
434
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:22,160
I guess the next best thing
is to hide it.
435
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:26,560
With make up, with clothes,
with whatever you can find.
436
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:30,960
I feel sick.
Maybe I should just cancel.
437
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:33,040
No, look at me…
438
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:36,440
We haven't spend three hours
making you look super foxy
for you to walk away.
439
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:39,480
Me and Chlo will come in
for the first 20 minutes.
440
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:41,640
Make sure everything's OK.
441
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:43,120
Well, you go first, foxy lady.
442
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:44,960
Oh, shut up.
443
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:53,760
- Hi.
- Who are you? Who is that?
444
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:58,480
Um, this is my Uncle Kester.
445
00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:02,640
These are my friends,
Chloe and Izzy.
446
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:04,480
- Hiyah!
- Hello.
447
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:08,000
Are you the Uncle,
Rae stayed with in France?
448
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,920
Yeah. That's right.
449
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:15,840
Bonjour…
450
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:24,240
Um… I don't speak French
when I'm in England.
451
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:26,960
In case I forget
how to speak English.
452
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:29,560
Alright… Oh, my God,
453
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:31,120
Rae was just telling me
about her accident…
454
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:33,600
Chloe, we've got to go.
455
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:38,720
- It was lovely
to meet you anyway.
- Bye.
456
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:40,280
Ciao.
457
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:56,760
Can I have a coffee please?
Thanks!
458
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:37,200
- Yo.
- What you doing here?
459
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:39,760
I've just seen Archie.
He ain't coming.
460
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:43,800
He said to say… well…
he said to say that really.
461
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:46,000
Right.
462
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:50,720
- Why are you dressed like Chloe?
- I'm not dressed like Chloe.
463
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:55,560
OK, see you later then.
464
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:08,480
- Rae, what did Finn say?
- Don't! Leave me alone!
465
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:47,760
"When Alexander the Great saw
the breadth of his domain he wept,
466
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:52,040
for there were no more
worlds to conquer".
467
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:54,400
That's Archie's favorite quote.
468
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:57,960
My domain is my bed.
469
00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:01,040
I'm weeping
for the opposite reason.
470
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:04,680
The world has conquered me.
471
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:07,600
It's midday.
472
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:09,320
I know.
473
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:14,760
I'm just about to make
a sausage casserole.
474
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:17,440
I'm not hungry.
475
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:22,120
I've got some tiger bread
and spread for dipping.
476
00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:29,560
What spread is it?
477
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:31,560
Lurpak.
478
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:34,920
Normal or unsalted?
479
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:38,040
Normal… obviously.
480
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:52,520
I've thought about it,
I shouldn't have gone out.
481
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:55,080
I deserve to be grounded.
482
00:36:56,360 --> 00:37:03,360
Right… well…
since you've thought about it
483
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:07,120
and you're sorry I don't think
you do need to be grounded.
484
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:08,600
You can go out if you want.
485
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:11,080
Just behave yourself,
be responsible.
486
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:15,720
Karim!
487
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:26,960
Rae, it's for you.
It's a young man.
488
00:37:32,240 --> 00:37:33,760
What?
489
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:36,240
I came about yesterday.
490
00:37:36,240 --> 00:37:37,600
Come to take the piss have you?
491
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:39,280
- No.
- Just save it.
492
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:40,320
I wouldn't have done it if I knew
493
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:41,480
you were supposed to be on a date.
494
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:45,080
Oh… How very grown-up of you.
495
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:47,720
Look, I know you don't like me
and that's fine right.
496
00:37:47,720 --> 00:37:52,720
But I just…
I think he's a dick
for what he did.
497
00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:56,520
I didn't want you adding it
to the very long list
of things you hate about me.
498
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:05,520
Finn.
499
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:09,520
The list isn't that long.
500
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:16,480
Archie's at work
at the leisure center right now.
501
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:18,840
If I were you I'd find him,
502
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:23,000
and I'd stick a fucking boot
right up his ass.
503
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:36,440
Weight Watchers is Tuesday.
504
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:39,240
Yeah? Why don't you just
tell me where Archie is
505
00:38:39,240 --> 00:38:42,120
before I wrap my fist
right around your nose.
506
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:45,000
He's in the wet rooms.
It's 50p admission.
507
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:46,040
Fuck off.
508
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:26,600
Rae! Shit!
509
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:28,080
Are you peeping?!
510
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:31,120
No, no, no, no.
It's not what it looks like!
511
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:33,200
Because it looks like
you're a pervert.
512
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:36,760
No… Let me explain,
it's just… I swear…
513
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:40,240
- Move! Move, Archie! Move!
- Please, Rae! No. No, Rae!
514
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:47,240
Rae! Rae! Just…
515
00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:56,000
Rae! Please! Rae!
Please. Please… Stop.
516
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,080
Stop, look at me.
Just stop a second.
517
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:01,040
I knew it! I knew
you couldn't possibly like me!
518
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:03,680
- Shh…
- How could you do this to me?
519
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:06,320
Why not just leave me alone
in the first place.
520
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:09,200
I know I'm ugly
and I know boys don't like me
521
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:12,440
so why make me
think that you did?!
522
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:15,720
I'm really sorry… OK?
Just…
523
00:40:15,720 --> 00:40:19,480
Oh, my God! Did I do it?
524
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:22,960
- Did I make you gay?
- No, no, no. Of course not!
525
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:27,000
- Was it me?!
- Just… just wait.
526
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:37,640
I bottled it.
527
00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:43,280
I thought if I tried to be
straight for a bit…
then maybe…
528
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:46,120
You don't know what it's like!
529
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:48,720
Having this big bloody secret
530
00:40:48,720 --> 00:40:52,840
that could come out
at any moment. It's horrible.
531
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:57,240
I'm really sorry.
532
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:04,640
What did you think
when you saw my legs?
533
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:06,000
At the pool party?
534
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:09,840
Dunno. I thought you'd been in
an accident or something.
535
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:12,480
Did you think I was a freak?
536
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:14,760
Why would I ever think that?
537
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:27,680
Why don't you be brave
and tell people?
538
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:30,240
Then you'd be free to be yourself,
539
00:41:30,240 --> 00:41:32,600
you wouldn't have to worry
all the time.
540
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:35,800
Come out, in Lincolnshire
when I'm still in high school?
541
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:39,120
That's not bravery,
that's just asking for it.
542
00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:47,000
R.H. Tawney said,
"What's freedom for the pike,
is death for the minnow."
543
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,160
I think I believe that.
544
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:51,720
Archie…
545
00:41:51,720 --> 00:41:58,360
You know, for a gayer you really
are a boring fucker sometimes.
546
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:01,840
Do you know what?
547
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:05,400
There is one thing you can do
to make it up to me…
548
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:10,880
Chop said that Archie
literally like begged you
549
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:15,080
to forgive him, and then he
asked you to out out with him
and you said "no".
550
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:18,720
Yeah, he did beg and that,
but whatever.
551
00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:23,320
I'm at a stage in my life
where I'm loving being single.
552
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:28,240
That is so hardcore!
Why didn't I think of that?
553
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:39,160
It's fucking embarrassing
how good I look some days.
554
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:45,280
So how long does it take for you
to actually believe it?
555
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:49,240
Oh, I think it's a life long
project for everyone.
556
00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:58,360
Rae!
557
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:03,640
Danny, Tix would like to say
something to you.
558
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:15,040
I'm sorry about hitting you
with the tray.
559
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:18,040
Repeatedly hitting you
with the tray.
560
00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:19,600
That's alright.
561
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:22,920
I should've remembered
not to surprise you like that.
562
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:25,480
I forgot you don't like it.
563
00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:40,120
Please take your hand off mine.
564
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:48,600
Maybe some bodies
weren't meant to be touched.
565
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:52,840
Maybe my body wasn't
meant to be stroked…
566
00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:57,880
…and nibbled
and kissed and held.
567
00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:06,520
And maybe me and Mrs. Dewhurst
had more in common than I thought.
568
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:12,960
Maybe I'll grow old like her,
alone, never being touched.
569
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:15,760
Never feeling good.
570
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:20,720
"Caesar's wife was wearing
flowing white robes,
571
00:44:20,720 --> 00:44:24,800
which clung to her every curve
like a gentle caress.
572
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:27,640
The centurion
pressed himself against her,
573
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:32,680
and she felt his passion,
hard and ready.
574
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:55,880
Marcus Antonius could no longer
keep his hands off
her perfectly curved rear.
575
00:44:55,880 --> 00:45:02,440
The firmness of his
tumescence surprised her as she
felt blindly behind her,
576
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:06,920
wrapping her fingers
around his shaft."
577
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:09,680
What are you doing?!
578
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:13,600
I must have you, Your Highness.
579
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:50,120
Wow.
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