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Un-shitting-believable.
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I'm Dr. Khan's replacement,
Dr. Gill.
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You can call me Kester.
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- Is it Rachel?
- Rae.
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I told Dr. Khan to ask you
to start keeping a diary.
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Well, you can't read it.
Because Dr. Khan--
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I don't want to read it.
It's private. It's for you.
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Are you always this quiet?
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You know there's a theory
that you can discern
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the majority of a person's
characteristics in the first
five seconds of meeting them.
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What do your instincts
say about me?
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My instincts say that a bird
took a dump on your head.
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So… you survived the first week.
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Still in one piece, I see.
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What've you been up to?
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Look, with Dr. Khan
we'd just talk--
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I'm not Dr. Khan.
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So… What've you been
up to this week?
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Not much.
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Big lie. This week, has
in fact been pretty momentous.
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Wednesday, the 10th of July 1996.
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Day one: Freedom.
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Dear Diary, I'm 16,
I weigh 16 and a half stone,
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and I live in Lincolnshire.
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My interests include music,
veging out and finding a fit boy.
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No, scratch that… any boy
to quench my ever growing horn.
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Unfortunately, I already have
a lover that makes me
look pregnant… food!
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But there is a difference
between snacking and binging.
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And I don't binge anymore!
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And if anyone
ever finds this diary…
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…and reads it
and comes to the conclusion
that I'm crazy…
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…they'd be spot on.
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Go away.
I'm not speaking to you.
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- Why not?
- You're abandoning me
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and leaving me here
with all the mentals.
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I'll be back
for my sessions all the time.
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You won't be back.
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You'll be off going
to loads of parties.
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Boy parties.
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Tix, we both know
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that there are zero
cool people in Lincolnshire.
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Tissue please, Skinny.
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You get a new toothbrush?
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I'm going to miss you.
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Poor lovely messed up Tixy.
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Here!
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Go.
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Hi, Rae.
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Hi.
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Dr. Nick Kassar, expert
moistener of lady gardens.
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I want to eat his face.
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It's um…
it's good for the skin.
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Yeah, I know, yeah.
I drink two liters a day.
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Problem is, it makes you
go to the loo every half hour.
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I'm getting picked up
in 20 minutes.
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- That's a shame.
- Why's that?
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Because I never got the chance
to do a sex on you.
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Rae…
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Yeah?
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Don't get up to any mischief.
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Well… don't go changing.
You keep drinking that water.
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Oh, God. Why do I always
say such twatish things?
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Four months locked away.
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Four months convincing
people my finger
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is no longer on
the self-destruct button.
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Finally, I was leaving.
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Finally, I was free.
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I'm not ready?
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- Where are you?
- Outside.
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I'm freaking out.
I'm having a freak out!
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Just count to ten.
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I don't think I'm strong enough
to make it on my own.
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You're not on your own.
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You've got your mum
and all your friends.
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My mum's a nightmare!
And I haven't got any friends.
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You're my friend.
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The pips are going. What if
something really bad happens?
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What if I have
a proper freak out? What then?
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- Just count to ten.
- Yeah, but…
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One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
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Look, I'm sorry I was late.
It was only by ten minutes.
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- Forty minutes.
- Give over with your 40 minutes.
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You talk more random
than duck's shite sometimes.
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Do you want one?
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When have I ever smoked?
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You might of started.
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There's some Blue Ribands
in the glove box.
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No, no I can't, love.
I'm on the alphabet diet.
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The what?
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Each week you only eat food
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beginning with a certain letter.
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Makes you rotate all your food
types. This week it's W.
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So you've nearly done
the entire alphabet?
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Nah, I started on S
because I'd bought a load
of scotch eggs on the cheap.
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I've lost six pounds though.
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That's what…
just over a month?
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Month and a bit?
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A Blue Riband's got wafer in it.
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Wafer begins with a W.
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Oh, no!
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- Rae?
- Who's that?
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- Chloe.
- Rae! Oh, my God!
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Chloe! Blood and stomach pills,
she's blossomed.
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Look at her chest.
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Please don't embarrass me.
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Oh, get over yourself.
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And don't be long,
we're in a rush.
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Oh, my God! Come here.
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Why didn't you tell me
you were back?! How was France?
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France?
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Yeah. It was great!
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It was really nice.
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I can't believe
you've been gone three months.
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Four months.
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Well… I'm glad
you're back anyway. So…
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Thanks.
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- I should go.
- Oh, no, no, no.
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Listen, listen, you've got
to come to the pub tonight
with me and the gang.
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I started hanging around
with the sixth formers
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and Wellesley Park, babes.
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The guys are fit as, right?
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And they're all single…
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So please say you'll come,
sweets, please?
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Yes, please.
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- Yeah?
- I mean… Yeah.
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I'm a bit busy, but it'd be cool
to hang out with you.
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- In France, all I did was hang.
- Definitely.
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I'd probably get withdrawal
symptoms if I stopped hanging.
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Yeah…
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Rae!
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I'll see you later then.
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France?!
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I had to say something.
You told me not to tell anyone.
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France?
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Why didn't you just say I had
glandular fever or something?
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Welcome to the house of pain.
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Barely enough room for one
person, let alone me and her.
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I'm not even in
and I wanna get out.
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Come on, Rachel.
I've got something to show you.
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What?
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Rae, this is Karim, my lover.
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Isn't he something?
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Say, hello.
Say, hello! Say, hello!
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Pleased for meet you.
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Why were you in the boot?
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No…
He can't speak much English.
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He speaks Arabic and French.
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That's what they speak in Tunisia.
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Uh… Help.
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Right, who'd like a sticky waffle?
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Why was he in the chuffing boot?!
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Look… Look, he hasn't
done anything wrong,
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but there are people
looking for him.
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- What people?
- Immigration.
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He's not allowed to be here.
Not just yet. Not just for now.
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He ran away from this holding
place and… we fell in love.
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Now, no one can know about this,
not just for now.
Is that OK, Rachel?
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Karim, put me down
you bloody beast!
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There is a difference
between snacking and binging.
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And I don't binge anymore!
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Ever feel like you're returning
to the scene of a crime?
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Oh, Damon… I love you
but I've got to
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get out of this house
and meet some real boys.
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Look, before you meet everyone,
just try and be cool. Yeah?
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I'll try and get you in with them,
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but they're
a pretty exclusive bunch.
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So… just don't be upset
if it doesn't happen. OK?
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- Yeah.
- You ready?
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- Yeah.
- Come on.
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Izzy!
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Being in a pub is weird
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when eight hours earlier
you were in a mental ward.
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I felt like a criminal.
Like a renegade.
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Like it was so obvious
I wasn't meant to be there.
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Sorry, lover.
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I felt alive.
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- Everyone, this is Rae.
- You all right?
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- Hi-ya.
- Hi.
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Do you want a drink?
Because Chop can get served.
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No, it's all right,
I don't drink.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Where's Archie?
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I dunno somewhere…
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What you doing, you Benny?
Trying to get us kicked out?
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Here… make yourself useful
and take a picture
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of the biggest pythons
in sports entertainment.
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What, these ones here?
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Them ones or them ones?
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- Here, let me have a go.
- Hey, Archie, get up here.
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Go on, lad!
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Cheers.
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All right, this is a little hit
that came out a few months back.
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♪ Well, I tried to tell you so ♪
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♪ But I guess you didn't know
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♪ As the saddest story goes
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♪ Baby, now I got the flow
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♪ 'Cause I knew it
from the start ♪
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♪ Baby, when you broke my heart ♪
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♪ That I had to come again
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♪ And show you that I'm real
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♪ You lied to me
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♪ All those times I said
that I loved you ♪
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♪ You lied to me
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♪ And I tried, yes, I tried
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♪ Return of the Mack ♪
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Two words: Gushington Central.
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So this is what I've worked out
so far about the gang:
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There's Chloe,
who's like my oldest friend.
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We kind of grew apart
over the last year.
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I guess I kinda had
my own stuff going on.
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Like wondering why my best friend
was growing apart from me,
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like wondering why I was having
a secret mental breakdown.
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But, whatever,
it's complicated, I guess.
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There's no toppling on this!
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You've opened the box
upside down, you div.
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Then there's Izzy.
She's so cute.
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I've only known her for two hours,
but I can't imagine
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she'd ever had a negative
thought about anything.
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You two are so like
a married couple sometimes.
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Oh, gross! That'd be like
marrying my sister.
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Yeah! So gross!
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There's three boys:
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Chop: Rating, slice.
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He doesn't even go to school.
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Chloe says he works down
at some garage
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fixing cars or something.
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I don't care what you say,
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Jennifer Aniston
is fitter than Pammy.
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And there's only one woman
that's fitter than them both.
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- Bollocks. Who?
- Your mum.
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No, no…
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Finn's a bit of a grumpy sod,
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he's such an epic slice
but he massively knows it.
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And finally… Archie.
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Ultimate slice.
Half geek, half rock God.
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So hot he'd make a priest
kick a hole
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in a stained glass window.
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I want to do
14,000 romances on him.
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I couldn't believe it.
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There were cool people
in Lincolnshire.
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This was it.
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This was my chance.
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Oh, everyone.
Announcement right!
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Party at mine on Saturday
to celebrate Izzy's birthday.
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And all I had
to do was just be normal.
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Take the picture!
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Here you are…
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Rae, it's ready.
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Yeah, take a picture
of us will you?
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Let me see it.
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Chop, your guns nearly
don't fit in that picture.
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I've decided…
253
00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:11,320
There are three ways Archie
is going to go out with me.
254
00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:15,400
One: If he's secretly got
a thing for big women,
255
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,720
like Lenny Henry
has for Dawn French.
256
00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:22,480
Two:
Apocalyptic catastrophe takes
out all other women on earth,
257
00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:25,600
and therefore my humps
become a precious commodity.
258
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:29,800
Three: I feed him biscuits
until he's fat, too.
259
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:42,480
If this goes in the bin, Archie
will definitely sleep with me.
260
00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:13,000
I had to see you.
261
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,440
What are you doing here?
262
00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:19,360
Let's not talk.
263
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:32,200
Yes!
264
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:36,200
Kiss my neck, Archie.
265
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:38,240
- Please, for me.
- What?
266
00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:39,640
Please, I beg you.
267
00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:41,440
Why are you talking like that?
268
00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:43,880
Please…
269
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,200
What?
270
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:11,840
Do you have
any idea what time it is?
271
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,440
It's quarter to five.
272
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:17,880
It's quarter to five…
and I'm awake.
273
00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:20,440
What do you want,
274
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:21,680
a chufty badge
and a round of applause?
275
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:25,400
I want to be able to go to sleep
knowing that I'm not going to be
276
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:29,280
woken up by the sound of you
getting your bones jumped.
277
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:30,720
I beg your pardon.
278
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:33,920
Just… stop having sex
at top volume, yeah?
279
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:35,560
I didn't know we were being loud.
280
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:37,720
There's people in Peterborough
that probably think
281
00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:39,320
the world's coming to an end.
282
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:40,400
Oh, come on, Rachel.
283
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,520
You talk more random
than duck's shite sometimes.
284
00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:46,440
Will you just stop saying that.
It's just stupid!
285
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:50,640
You watch your tone with me,
young lady.
286
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:53,000
You remember who
you're talking to.
287
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,080
Do you know what…
288
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:56,520
And then I said it.
289
00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:59,480
The worst thing
I've ever said to my mum.
290
00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:02,320
And, as I'm feeling
mega guilty anyway,
291
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:05,400
we might as well do the top three.
292
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:10,400
Mum? Why is your bum bigger
than all the other mum's bums?
293
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:12,960
Rachel Earl!
294
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:15,600
Come.
295
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:19,480
I wanted a Kylie one.
296
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:21,400
Well, maybe we couldn't
afford a Kylie one.
297
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:25,840
Well, maybe if you hadn't made
Dad leave we'd be able
to get nice things.
298
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:28,920
Rachel Earl!
299
00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:36,880
Its no wonder
I went mental is it?
300
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:43,120
When I've got the biggest
screw up in the history
of screw-ups for a parent.
301
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:50,360
Go on, say it, "Rachel Earl"!
302
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:10,080
One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
303
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:21,920
Thursday the 11th
of July 1996. Day two.
304
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:23,760
No one's called.
305
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:28,440
I loved Thursdays in the hospital.
306
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:30,760
In the mornings,
me and Tix would catch up
307
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:32,720
on the charts and have toast.
308
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:34,800
And in the afternoon
we'd have group
309
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:37,160
and then go out to the lake
with Danny Two Hats
310
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:40,280
and play ten questions.
311
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:42,960
But now there's
a new gang I suppose…
312
00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:46,600
…but why haven't they called?
313
00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:49,760
Have I fucked it up already?
314
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:14,800
Rae! What you doing here?
315
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:17,600
I was just passing
and thought I'd nip in.
316
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:19,640
Do you know what,
I would have rang to say
317
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:23,960
we were all coming down but it
was kind of a spontaneous thing.
318
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:25,840
You know how it is?
319
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:28,880
This music's doing my head in.
320
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:31,400
Archie, put something decent
on that jukebox, will you?
321
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:36,160
Music, my turf.
Go big or go home!
322
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,560
I'll do it.
323
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:40,440
Nah, I want Archie to do it.
He knows his music.
324
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:42,640
- I know my music.
- Look, May…
325
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:43,960
- It's Rae.
- As in Raymond?
326
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:46,720
- As in Rachel.
- Whatever, Rae…
327
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:49,440
It's my 20 p and I want Archie
to do it, all right.
328
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:51,360
Look if you don't like
what I put on,
329
00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:53,960
I'll give you your 20 p back.
330
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:05,920
It was time to drop the big guns.
331
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:11,560
And I hereby present my case
for gang membership,
spin on that Finn!
332
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:15,640
Whoo!
333
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,800
Tune!
334
00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:20,800
Nice one!
335
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:24,120
Yeah, it's not bad for mainstream.
336
00:26:24,120 --> 00:26:27,680
I don't think we've been
introduced properly, I'm Archie.
337
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:30,040
Hi, Archie.
338
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:33,360
I'd shag him until
there was nothing left.
339
00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:37,840
Just a pair of glasses
and a damp patch.
340
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:41,320
Rae! You still coming
to my party on Saturday, right?
341
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:42,400
Am I invited?
342
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:44,920
Of course you are, you silly moo.
343
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:47,680
Tell everyone!
344
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:51,000
All right, then.
All right, listen.
345
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:55,920
As you all know,
I am proper excited about
moving into my new house.
346
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:59,720
So I'm delighted to say
that my party on Saturday night
347
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:03,440
will be my first ever…
pool party!
348
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:04,840
Whoo!
349
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:08,000
Pool party? Get in there!
350
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:13,040
- Whoo!
- Are you kidding me?
351
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:15,520
- Who wants a snake bite?
- Yeah, I do.
352
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:20,240
Go on you can do it.
353
00:27:27,360 --> 00:27:31,600
I am never drinking again.
354
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:36,720
Friday the 12th July.
Day three.
355
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:38,800
My first hangover.
356
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:43,400
I felt like an orangutan
had been sick on my brain.
357
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:49,560
The big question is
one-piece, bikini or monokini?
358
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:55,520
Well, where's the
makes-you-not-look-like
a-massive-bloater-kini?
359
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:58,680
- What?
- Nothing.
360
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:01,040
Well, come on, try them on then.
361
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:06,200
There was a time…
362
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:11,440
…when I refused to wear
anything other than a swimsuit.
363
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,960
Will you help me
get a pasty, please?
364
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:19,000
You shouldn't eat too many
of these. You'll get fat.
365
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,360
I don't care if I get fat.
They taste nice.
366
00:28:21,360 --> 00:28:23,440
But if you get fat
you won't be able
367
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:26,440
to wear a swimsuit
and boys won't like you.
368
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:27,800
I don't like boys.
369
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:30,160
And even if I did like boys
and I was fat
370
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:32,760
and I wore a swimsuit,
they'd like me anyway.
371
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:36,080
- How would they like you?
- Because I'm brilliant.
372
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:37,280
Rae!
373
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:45,000
There's no fucking way
anyone's gonna see me in this!
374
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:58,120
- What are you doing?
- Burning one.
375
00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:00,800
- But you don't smoke.
- I started yesterday.
376
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:03,800
You know it keeps you thin.
377
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:08,800
We are evacuating the store.
378
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:10,320
We really need
to get out of the store!
379
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:12,400
If you need to cover yourself
up with this, then do so!
380
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:14,840
- What?
- Excuse me, please.
381
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:17,160
Let's just go, thank you.
382
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:23,960
Oh, my God.
I'm so sorry, Rae.
383
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:27,360
Just ignore them, Rae!
384
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:36,040
Oy, Jabba?
385
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:37,680
Do you want this burger?
I've lost my appetite.
386
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:39,600
- Rae?
- Jabba. Jabba. Jabba.
387
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:41,120
- Oh, God, no.
- What's going on?
388
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:43,560
- Jabba. Jabba. Jabba.
- What's going on?
389
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:46,160
- Just ignore them, Rae.
- What's going on?
390
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:15,080
One… two…
391
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,120
…three…
392
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:22,200
…four… five…
393
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:26,200
…six… seven…
394
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:31,840
…eight… nine…
395
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:47,640
I'm back.
396
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:52,640
I lasted what? Two days?
397
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:58,680
Something happened
that was so embarrassing.
398
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:04,320
My skin feels itchy with it.
399
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:11,600
I hate that people would have
gone home and talked about it,
400
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:17,560
like it was a joke over their
Yorkshire puddings or something.
401
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:25,560
It's too much out there.
402
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:31,120
I don't even know
how to explain it.
403
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:39,360
It smashes up all of your senses.
404
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:43,840
I'm not strong enough to deal
with it all on my own.
405
00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:58,680
Tissue, please, Fatty.
406
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:19,200
What you doing here?
407
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,880
I've um…
I've got some good news.
408
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:27,640
- What?
- I've decided to come back.
409
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:31,520
I just don't think I'm ready.
410
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:44,840
What you doing?!
411
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:48,280
Stop it! Stop it!
412
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:52,360
Stop it!
413
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:55,960
Everyone in here
is holding onto their lives
414
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:57,520
by their fingertips, Rae!
415
00:33:57,520 --> 00:34:00,200
And you were given the chance
to start again,
416
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:02,240
and you don't want it!
417
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:06,400
I don't like it out there.
418
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:10,600
No! You don't like it anywhere
because you don't like yourself.
419
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:15,320
You better start doing.
420
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:18,880
Because I've been trying to be
more like you for months.
421
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:23,160
And if there's no hope
for you then
what hope is there for me?
422
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:28,800
What if something bad happens?
Something really bad?
423
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:31,880
I tried counting to ten
and it didn't work.
424
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:34,800
Then you put on your Rae armor
and you charge at it.
425
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:43,280
Promise me you won't come back.
426
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:47,400
But I really miss you.
427
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:07,040
So the pool party.
428
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:12,640
Turn up to a pool party
with a bag of booze
nicked from your mum,
429
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:16,160
and no one will care
if you swim or not.
430
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:19,480
But how to escape.
431
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:25,560
Whoo!
432
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:37,120
Jesus, Rae!
433
00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:39,760
You've bloody ruined
my flower beds.
434
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:42,000
All right, all right.
435
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:48,960
You smell like a brewery.
436
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:51,480
Next time you want to borrow
some booze, just ask.
437
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:53,080
You should know that we haven't
got the right sort of guttering
438
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:55,560
for sneaking
in and out of windows.
439
00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:59,320
Take off your top,
let's look at your back.
440
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:00,840
No. No way.
441
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:03,200
Come on, Rae. It's not like
I haven't seen it all before.
442
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:06,040
When you were a little
you used to run around
naked all the time.
443
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:08,600
Yeah, well,
I'm not a kid anymore.
444
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:11,720
Karim…
445
00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:17,480
All right, let's have
a look at your back.
446
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:23,520
Wait, wait, wait.
It's just a bruise.
447
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:36,120
You sure you're alright about
going to the pub and things?
448
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:37,920
I do worry about you, you know?
449
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:40,840
I'm fine.
450
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:44,000
Are you still going
to this pool thing today then?
451
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:48,560
It doesn't matter
what people think about you.
452
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:51,080
Yeah, well, you're not the one
who has to stand in
453
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:55,600
a swimming costume next to Chloe
with her gravity defying boobs.
454
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:59,600
I'm gonna look like a condom
filled with Bolognese sauce.
455
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:04,960
You remember when you were
little and we went to Butlin's,
456
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:08,840
and you said I had
a big arse in front of
Sally Crowther's parents?
457
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:11,400
No…
458
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:15,280
Why, did it upset you?
459
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:17,520
You get used to it.
460
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:23,280
Besides, I was sleeping with
Sally Crowther's dad at the time
so it made no odds really.
461
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:28,360
All right.
462
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:37,440
I'm sorry about what I said
the other day… in the kitchen.
463
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:43,600
- Wait… got it.
- Mum, mum.
464
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:45,800
It's all right. Look, look!
465
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:55,400
Rae?
466
00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:00,280
- Hey, Rae.
- Hey.
467
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:03,280
There's something different
about you today.
468
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:06,480
Where's your inflatable crocodile?
469
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:08,960
Actually,
I thought you were fantastic.
470
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:11,320
Not many people could style
that out like you did.
471
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:14,640
Come on, let's stay here and chat?
I don't fancy a swim.
472
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:19,760
Why not?
473
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:21,560
I don't really wanna
talk about it…
474
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:24,520
- Tell me.
- No. You'll laugh.
475
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:29,400
- Maybe.
- Um… Well…
476
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:36,280
I've got like spots on my back.
Like back acne.
477
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:38,720
- Bacne?
- Yeah.
478
00:38:38,720 --> 00:38:41,160
- Show me.
- No way.
479
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:44,360
Show me. Show me.
480
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:48,120
- No laughing.
- All right.
481
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:55,720
Oh, my God, even his
spots were really sexy.
482
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:57,480
Well?
483
00:38:57,480 --> 00:39:00,120
Well… there's hardly
anything there.
484
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:01,640
No one's gonna see anything.
485
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:06,440
Look let's make a deal.
I'll go in, if you go in.
486
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:09,720
All right.
487
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:57,760
Stop it!
488
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:09,320
Is there something wrong?
489
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:10,760
No. Why?
490
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:12,360
So why aren't you
getting involved?
491
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:14,600
I'm DJing. Duh.
492
00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:17,160
We don't need a DJ.
Just stick on number 33.
493
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:21,080
Are you kidding me?
It's got "Father and Son"
by Boyzone on it.
494
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:23,240
Yeah, well, we'll just
get out and skip it.
495
00:40:23,240 --> 00:40:24,760
Look, you're not gonna
make friends
496
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:27,000
if you're sitting
on the sidelines all the time.
497
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:31,600
Are people talking about that?
498
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:34,040
They might be.
499
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:38,080
Look, you don't want people
thinking you're weird, do you?
500
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:40,720
You don't want people thinking
you're not normal.
501
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:43,080
Just come in…
502
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:48,760
You are boring!
503
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:06,960
- Get on my back!
- No!
504
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:08,160
Get on my back!
505
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:09,960
I want to see how long
you can hold your breath.
506
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:27,120
Oh, God…
507
00:41:41,240 --> 00:41:44,720
So. That's it?
You went to a party.
508
00:41:44,720 --> 00:41:46,880
And the party was "OK".
509
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:55,200
You know, Rae, these sessions
are meant to be a time
when you can open up.
510
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:57,880
Discuss with someone,
confidentially,
511
00:41:57,880 --> 00:41:59,800
how you're really feeling.
512
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:02,800
I told you. It was all right.
513
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:09,360
Tell me how you're feeling
right now. But be honest.
514
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:15,640
OK, I'll tell you
how I feel, yeah.
515
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:17,400
Two weeks ago
my wife kicked me out,
516
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:20,320
I've been stopping on my
brother's couch ever since.
517
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:22,760
This morning I wake up
and there's no milk.
518
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:26,600
I bought that fucking milk,
and he used it
to drown his Sugar Puffs in.
519
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:28,440
So with no cup of coffee
I come to work,
520
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:29,960
I get shat on by a pigeon.
521
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:33,760
I meet my new patient, and she's
about as open as a nun's foo.
522
00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:41,040
So… How do you feel?
523
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:50,600
I feel like I hate being here.
524
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:54,160
I feel like I hate this room.
525
00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:57,840
What do you hate most about it?
526
00:42:57,840 --> 00:43:01,160
Well, the pictures.
They are shit.
527
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:21,080
Won't you get
into trouble for that?
528
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:22,640
If anyone asks I'll tell them
that you did it.
529
00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:24,760
- I'll say you're lying.
- Who they gonna believe?
530
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:26,480
I'm not the one with
the history of mental illness.
531
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:28,360
Wow.
532
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:30,320
What about the inkblot?
533
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:33,960
That reminds me
of a sanitary towel.
534
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:35,520
Then out it goes.
535
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:44,560
What about Buster Keaton here?
536
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:48,840
No, I quite like that one.
537
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:52,200
Yeah. Me too.
538
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:04,200
What did your instincts
say about me?
539
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:06,520
After five seconds.
540
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:11,080
I can't remember.
541
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:13,960
I don't believe you.
542
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:23,840
My instincts said… that you
see yourself as a fragile thing.
543
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:29,560
Like a little broken bird
sloshing around in a bottle.
544
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:36,280
But if you trust me,
if we trust each other,
you'll be all right.
545
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:42,960
Because, basically, I think
you're a pretty tough cookie.
546
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:05,600
- Chop?
- Yes, my dear?
547
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:07,520
Come and use those big swans
you've been building
548
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:09,720
to pry my fat butt
out of this slide.
549
00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:12,280
Not a problem, Rae.
550
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:26,800
Bar man! A lemon hooch
if you'd be so kind.
551
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:30,720
And turn that shit off!
552
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:41,000
Uh! Maybe we should
play a game for it?
553
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,360
All right, yeah.
I've got a good one.
554
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:48,160
- What?
- Maybe last one into
the pool should go?
555
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:03,680
The doctors looked at my
legs and said, "Didn't it hurt?
556
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:08,040
Didn't it hurt so much
when you were doing it
that it burnt to breathe?"
557
00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:14,400
At least they remind me
that I survived. But only just.
558
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:22,000
I can't believe I've actually
got a group of friends.
559
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:26,160
I can't believe
I'm finally out.
560
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:29,840
I can't believe they actually
think I'm getting better.
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