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Yeah, I'm happy with that.
Heels down.
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- Want me to show ya?
- No, thanks.
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I've got Franny next to me.
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Looks good.
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- It does, it looks good.
- She looks…Yeah.
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It's gonna be different
when I'm actually on the horse.
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I'm only on a bit of plastic.
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Desperate to have a go.
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I knew you would.
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- Yeah. Away she goes.
- There we go!
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- I want a go!
- Hey! Oh!
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Come on, your dad's on it. You can do it.
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Aw, why do you have to… See, it…
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- I want a go.
- You're so predictable.
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- Get on it the right side, then.
- So predictable.
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Sorry. I'm not trying to take your…
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- Steal her thunder?
- Not trying to steal her thunder.
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- You'd never do that, would you, Michael?
- No, I wouldn't do that.
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Oh, my word!
I don't think I can get my leg up.
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Are we up? Are we up?
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That one's…
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I think I've dislocated my hip.
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There you go. Look at him.
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Is my back straight?
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Your bum needs to be more in the air
and your shoulders down.
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Bum down. Oh, no.
My thighs have started hurting.
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Keep your bum down.
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Oh, boy!
He's just gonna take off the floor.
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Give me my whip! Give me my whip!
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You're gonna break it.
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Never lose it, never lose it.
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You can't lose something
you never had.
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Good morning.
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It's a crisp winter's day
here in Cambridgeshire.
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And what better way to start your day
than with ABBA.
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{\an8}I've been asked to do the Magnolia Cup,
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{\an8}which is a women's charity race.
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So I'm going to go to the race
stables today and have a go.
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So in basic terms,
you're going to be a jockey?
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In basic terms,
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Dad wants me to become a jockey.
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Because Dad's dream
was one of his kids being a jockey.
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I'm the eldest child.
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Growing up, I can remember
little bits of his career,
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but I was still fairly young.
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Having horses was such
a big part of my childhood.
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Dad's really supportive with the dressage,
but he doesn't know too much about it,
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so I think it definitely
will bring me and my dad closer,
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doing the Magnolia Cup.
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When I told him, he's straight away,
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"Oh, my gosh, you need to do well,
you need to do this.
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What horse are you going to ride?"
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{\an8}The way you think, the way you believe,
the way you act, the way you walk,
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the way you look at people…
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You can beat half of them
before you start.
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Dressage riders don't
typically become jockeys,
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so I guess you could say I'm trying
to prove something to myself, as well.
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I want to prove that I can put the work in
and, and do the best that I can.
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Yeah, it's, it's a massive
challenge ahead of me.
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Yeah, you'll have a good time.
It'll be fun.
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God.
I don't know how I feel, to be honest.
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What the girls said from last year,
once you get to that start line,
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the race is the easiest part.
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Training-wise, it comes down
to the strength side of things.
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Yeah, it's just so different
to, like, what I'm used to.
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because, obviously,
the dressage is completely different.
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It normally takes years
to become a jockey.
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I've got eight months to learn
a whole new way of riding.
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Dressage is all about
precision, control, balance
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and getting every movement just right.
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Racing is all about speed.
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I'll be riding in a totally
different position using muscles.
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I don't normally train,
being a dressage rider.
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I'm not experienced with racehorses
and riding racehorses,
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so I'm definitely say
I'm out of my depth slightly
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and it'll take a bit of time to adjust.
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Morning, all.
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I'll tell you what, me and my missus
love each other at the moment.
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I don't know what's happened.
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She genuinely likes me
for the first time ever.
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- I love the auctions.
-
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Buying your horses, finding new owners,
speaking to the breeders,
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that buzz of the hammer banging down
and going for a celebratory drink
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because you've just bought
what could be a superstar.
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I want to buy as many
as we physically can buy
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and send the business really flying.
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{\an8}Michael at the auction,
he always tries to tell me it's work,
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but I've known for years
that it's not work.
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He's like a kid in a sweet shop.
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It's pretty,
but it's just so short and compact.
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It's like, you like small,
stumpy fellas, don't you?
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Not big, fat tall ones
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When we go to the sales,
he's the minister for fun.
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I'm here as social secretary,
that's my nickname amongst them.
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They're long, hard days.
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{\an8}So his jolly personality
gets us through it.
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Right, let's go and buy some horses.
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♪ One, two, three, four ♪
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The auction works a bit like this.
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Stud farms from around the globe
spend years
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carefully breeding their prized horses.
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When the horses turn one,
we call them yearlings,
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they're then brought to an auction.
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And here's where
Manor House Stables comes in.
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We're like matchmakers.
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We buy these yearlings,
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not to make a quick profit,
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but to pair them with my pool of owners.
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The big challenge, I guess, for me,
I'm going head to head with bidders
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who have much deeper pockets than mine.
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280, 290, 300 thousand.
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You have people
like the king of Qatar,
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people from Bahrain,
a lot of American money, at the moment,
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Australian money, buying the horses
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that are worth a million quid,
two million quid.
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We'll never get that.
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Some of them are…
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- Pie in the sky?
- Yeah.
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My sweet spot for my clients is anything
between sort of 30 to 100 grand.
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I don't wanna be left with too many horses
for 100 grand because…
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I sleep quite well,
and I want to continue that theme.
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This is on our short list.
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What I love about her
is the way she moves,
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she's tremendously athletic.
She wants to do it.
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- Finding that willing partner…
- Yeah.
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It's just a little window
into their attitude.
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Strong, isn't it?
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Michael is very odd about spending money.
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He won't think twice
about spending money on a horse,
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but if the kids leave a light on
in the bedroom, he will hit the roof.
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Or if I want to redecorate the bathroom
because the paint's falling off the wall,
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he'll be like, "Well, you know,
is that really necessary?"
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Right, we've got one going
through the ring in about five minutes.
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Run, run, run!
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All right, hips around side to side.
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It's a long process
to get to the Magnolia Cup,
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and it starts with the fitness tests.
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It's going to be hard graft.
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- We're bidding on this.
- Yeah.
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But our family is super competitive, yeah.
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And up, down.
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Should we bid the reserve?
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- One…
- One…
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- And…
- Two…
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And…
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- Should we push it?
- Yes.
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Go on.
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Just hold it Gemma.
Not too low. Keep going, hold it.
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Come on, Gemma.
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The need to win is part of the family.
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It just will always be a competition.
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Out, in, out…
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I think that definitely comes from dad.
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It's us at the moment.
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We're on it at 90 here.
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- Boom.
- But I'm very happy.
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- Super job.
- Well done. Well done.
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Let's go and celebrate.
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- Keep going.
- Go on, Gemma. Come on.
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Really strong, girls. Well done.
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Well done, girls.
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My legs feel like absolute jelly.
I can't even walk.
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The pain, the burn, honestly,
is like, it's just horrendous.
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Would we like a drink?
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Lads?
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Five Coronas?
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No, thanks.
On the job, aren't we?
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I'm fine for now, honestly.
Appreciate it.
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Bloomin' heck.
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Later.
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Well, you can sod off now.
There will be no later.
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You wrote in your autobiography
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you're kind of living
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your life in reverse.
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Could you tell us
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what stage of life you're in now, then?
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Bloody hell!
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Not for me.
Don't look at me like that.
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That's how rumours start.
You look at me and then…
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The strange thing is
I never thought it was in reverse.
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Back in the day,
he wouldn't touch alcohol.
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Not a drop.
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And he used to get really angry
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with his brothers and his dad
for drinking, and frustrated.
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And now it's like…
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Flippin' heck, Michael.
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You can carry it next door for dinner.
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I haven't eaten yet.
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But now, if I go out,
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I am the last person on the dance floor.
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I am the last person at the bar.
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We are getting kicked out.
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And my mates are like, "Come on,"
halfway through the night.
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I'm like, "No way.
This is only just getting started."
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{\an8}You're cute.
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We need to be friends, okay?
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As part of the Magnolia Cup process,
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they will put you on
a few different horses,
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and they'll just get
sort of a general impression
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of everyone where they're at.
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I know, it's cold.
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Just calm down.
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All right, Gemma, if you're happy,
you'd just like to just let him trot on.
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Okay.
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I know Dad and my family
are gonna want me to do well.
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And I think there'll be
a little bit of pressure,
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just in the fact that we've obviously got
an incredible facility in Manor House,
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so there is a bit of expectation
on me to, to be up there.
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So, hands down into the withers,
up into your light seat.
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Racehorses have a different build
to dressage.
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Slightly different personalities as well.
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When you're on a racehorse,
you cannot switch off.
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Whoa. Whoa.
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These horses are unpredictable.
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When half a tonne
is wanting to do something,
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you're trying to control it,
and you're only 55 kilos,
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it's very, very dangerous.
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I think I might just walk this one round.
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Yeah, I would. You're going to be
in a little bit of a kicking match there.
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This one's full of it.
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The first thing she needs
is absolute bravery.
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You'd have a fair chance of dying
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if you have got no idea
how to control a horse.
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Now, she's a experienced horsewoman.
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She's very, very talented
when it comes to horses.
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But this is a different kettle of fish.
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Do you want to trot him
down this side,
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- ask him to go into canter?
- Yeah.
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Once he's gone
a couple of strides for you,
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- then up into your position, okay?
- Fine. Yep.
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Okay, girls,
we're all happy with the rides?
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Lovely, Ruth!
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Well done!
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Do you want to go next, Gemma?
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Yep.
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You know what's coming, don't you, mate?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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You're okay. Well done.
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Good recovery.
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It is a lot harder
than I first anticipated.
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It's all good fun…
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until you, like,
land on the floor.
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Long days, aren't they?
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Hundreds of messages not replied to.
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We'll go back to the hotel.
246
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You can have an hour
getting on top of everything.
247
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Not that.
248
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- Sounds good.
- Right?
249
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Chris is laughing.
250
00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:14,999
Sound man will poke his head
around any minute.
251
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There he is!
252
00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:20,000
Ahh! They're loving my innuendos.
253
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So, we bought three horses.
254
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Two hundred and seventy three grand spent.
255
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Over a quarter of a million.
256
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Mm.
257
00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:33,199
Let's just hang off
on that new kitchen you wanted.
258
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How to turn a happy day into a sad--
Look at the eyes!
259
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Time to go.
260
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{\an8}Zola looks like granddad, I think.
261
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{\an8}That's harsh.
262
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Why?
263
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Granddad's bald, skinny.
264
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I think I've offended him.
265
00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:03,079
{\an8}- Who does Belle look like?
- Oh, don't…
266
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Don't give him that one,
'cause he's going to say me.
267
00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:09,160
All right?
268
00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:11,680
- Hello.
- And I am starving.
269
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Was that your mum's?
270
00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:20,079
- Yeah. Nice?
- Yeah.
271
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- Wish you could cook it like your mum.
- Yeah. Mm.
272
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Don't use your fingers.
What do you think they're for?
273
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I wanted the end bit.
274
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There's gonna be more
than one end, isn't there?
275
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What was the thing you like at the end?
276
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The conclusion.
277
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I got the highest fitness score
out of everyone there.
278
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- Standards so good though.
- Is it?
279
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Mm.
280
00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,639
Yeah, but you've not seen people
ride properly yet, have you?
281
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Did you get on it?
282
00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:50,680
Well, eight years ago,
when I did the thing.
283
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Dad did a charity race at Ascot.
284
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Despite only having got on a horse
285
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for the first time this year,
286
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and having fallen off
twice in the last week…
287
00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:11,799
The question was not whether he would win,
but whether he'd get round in one piece.
288
00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:13,879
And they're off!
289
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:17,159
On the extreme left, in the dark blue,
Michael Owen on Calder Prince.
290
00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:20,719
He did surprisingly well.
291
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:24,319
Golden Wedding wins
the Prince's Countryside Fun Charity Race.
292
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Michael Owen and Calder Prince second.
293
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:31,639
For a moment, I thought I had a right
chance of winning it, but what a thrill.
294
00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:34,999
A big round of applause,
please, to Michael Owen.
295
00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:42,359
He has brought it up quite a lot about
the fact that he didn't even ride before
296
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and then he came second.
297
00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:47,959
So he's definitely wanting
to remind everybody.
298
00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:51,479
I think my wife just despairs of me.
299
00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:53,039
You know, I just get an idea,
and that's it.
300
00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:55,000
Once I'm locked onto something,
there's no stopping me.
301
00:15:57,840 --> 00:16:00,559
It's actually a little bit annoying
that he did that well,
302
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,759
because now he's,
"Oh, well, I came second,
303
00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:05,320
so you're going to have
to win it to beat me."
304
00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:07,959
- Dad fell off--
- And got back on and rode in the race
305
00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:09,599
and came second.
306
00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:13,279
Gemma hasn't fallen off once
and she'll come third or worse,
307
00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:14,639
so what's the best to do?
308
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,239
Yeah, well, the standard
is rubbish when you did it.
309
00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:20,400
I hope you win.
310
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,559
I'm thinking
of having a massive bet on you.
311
00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:24,279
- No, let's not do that.
- Let's not do that.
312
00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:26,360
- That's silly.
- Go on. That'd be so funny.
313
00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:38,079
{\an8}I watched an orca documentary last night.
314
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{\an8}It's so good.
315
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I'm fascinated by the way they hunt.
316
00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:46,200
Aye, they are the cleverest animals.
317
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So clever. Have you seen them?
318
00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:49,720
Yeah.
319
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{\an8}He's got a weird obsession with orcas.
320
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Don't know why.
321
00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:57,519
He doesn't watch, you know,
films or anything like that.
322
00:16:57,520 --> 00:17:00,799
But no, the one thing he does watch
is, er, orca documentaries.
323
00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:04,680
At some point, I've looked
at some clip of an orca,
324
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really thought,
"Oh, my word, that's cool",
325
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and then watched the next one
that's dropped up
326
00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:12,959
and the next one,
and now, because I watch every one,
327
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:15,599
loads of orca things come down on my feed.
328
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:18,159
So, despite you lot
taking the mick out of me,
329
00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:22,079
it's only Instagram
that sort of shoehorned me into
330
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being an orca pervert.
331
00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:27,839
- And you know I'm petrified of the sea.
- Yeah.
332
00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:31,279
We were in the Maldives,
and he did not shut up about orcas.
333
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He genuinely thought there was
an orca in the Maldives sea
334
00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:37,519
and he would not go snorkelling
because he was too scared.
335
00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:41,079
What type of animal is an orca?
336
00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:43,079
- It's, it's a whale.
- It's not a whale.
337
00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:44,720
- It's a shark?
- No.
338
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One-nil to me.
339
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,200
- Go on. What is it then?
- It's a dolphin.
340
00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:52,360
It's, it's the biggest
of the dolphin family.
341
00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:56,440
- Oh, wow.
- Boom!
342
00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:59,400
Right. So, today…
343
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Every year before Christmas,
we hold a yearling parade
344
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to sell our horses
that we don't yet have owners for.
345
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:11,799
Because if I don't,
they're then accumulating costs for me.
346
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,640
We've got 21 horses for sale.
347
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:16,480
- Oh, Jesus.
- Yeah, that's quite a lot.
348
00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:19,439
We all know we've taken
the biggest risk we've ever taken,
349
00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:23,040
but we've never not sold them before,
so I'm still confident.
350
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No one else coming, is there?
351
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Don't want to be spotted doing this.
352
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:44,879
At the yearling parade, we'll dish out
brochures for potential owners.
353
00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:47,039
We have free food and free drinks,
354
00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:49,639
and, you know, let's all just
celebrate and get together.
355
00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:51,839
Er, how do you do this?
356
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,039
Aha!
357
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,159
How are you, guys?
358
00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:57,600
I can't get the staff, see.
359
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:05,399
How are you?
Nice to see you.
360
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:06,880
Hi. Lovely to see you
361
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:08,679
These are clients of ours
362
00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,080
and good friends as well.
363
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:12,799
So you have got a friend?
364
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:14,320
One more than I've got.
365
00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:20,840
I'm no oil painting,
but you're one of my ugliest owners.
366
00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:23,640
Thanks for that!
367
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,599
How did you get into horse racing?
368
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:27,799
Don't blame me.
369
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:28,759
It was his fault.
370
00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:29,839
The best thing you've ever done.
371
00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:32,079
Came for a tour, bought a horse.
372
00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:34,879
I'm just gonna say a few words,
but thank you.
373
00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:36,359
Great to see you.
I'll see you in a moment.
374
00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:41,839
Look at that.
375
00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:45,079
I've not even chinged a glass,
and you've all gone quiet.
376
00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:47,999
Good afternoon, everyone.
Welcome to Manor House Stables.
377
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,839
I know many of you have been here before,
378
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:53,479
but we have got some new faces,
so, delighted to welcome you here.
379
00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:57,519
We've been assembling
our new yearling stock for next season.
380
00:19:57,520 --> 00:20:00,199
Hugo's excited because he's going
to train them no matter what.
381
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,279
The parade's going to last 15, 20 minutes.
382
00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:04,439
- You're going to be very efficient.
- Well, we'll see. We'll see.
383
00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:08,759
We're going to see 21 yearlings
that are all for sale.
384
00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:10,999
So let's go downstairs. Cool.
385
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,599
There we go.
386
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:25,719
I've tried to get away from it
being like the hard sell.
387
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:31,559
Now, that's quite a hard balance
when you need to sell.
388
00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:33,399
Right, let's begin.
389
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:38,239
So this is A Son of Kingman, who's been
here about four or five weeks now.
390
00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:39,839
There is no negotiation.
391
00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:42,239
I don't make any money
on the sale of a horse.
392
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:43,399
I don't mark it up.
393
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:46,639
So when I sell a horse,
it's for exactly what we've paid.
394
00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:51,039
And of course, the training fees then
is how we make our money in the future.
395
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:53,200
One of the world's leading sires.
396
00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:56,479
- Is this the one?
- The one your Dad wants? Yeah.
397
00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:57,799
But we keep getting loads of people
398
00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:58,719
wanting it
399
00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:00,159
and I keep phoning your Dad saying,
"we haven't sold it yet."
400
00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:01,439
I really like it.
401
00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:04,559
I'm absolutely delighted with the value
we got for this horse.
402
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:06,199
Oh, we were talking about you.
403
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:07,959
Just walk him back
and move forward for me, please.
404
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:09,599
This is a rocket, this one.
405
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:11,599
I'll buy that and that.
406
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:12,759
Okay.
407
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:15,319
Looks to me like a really fast,
powerful sprinter.
408
00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:21,520
That's two horses sold.
409
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:26,119
The next horse we're going to see
is the most expensive horse
410
00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:28,079
that we've bought in sales this year.
411
00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:29,039
Do you fancy it?
412
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:30,399
I'm more into the dogs.
413
00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:34,399
That concludes our parade.
414
00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:36,880
Well stuck out, guys.
415
00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:39,959
He's gonna be a good horse, isn't he?
416
00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:42,159
It's just whether he's going
to be a great horse.
417
00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:44,679
Erm, is he thinking
of getting a horse or not?
418
00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:45,679
I think so.
419
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:47,360
I think we sold two horses.
420
00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:51,720
Well done, team. Very slick.
421
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:53,920
Ready for home.
422
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:03,959
You know you can't wear that hat
because it's got a hard peak.
423
00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:05,840
These are, like, beyond ugly.
424
00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:08,639
Well,
425
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:12,440
if you fall off at speed with that peak,
you'll break your face.
426
00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:17,879
Dad set up for me to go up to Manor House
427
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:21,240
and ride Sir Alex Ferguson's horse,
428
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:26,320
which was obviously
quite a bit of pressure.
429
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:31,920
That's the boss', Sir Alex's.
430
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:35,799
She could be the only Owen
that's had a hairdryer treatment
431
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:37,479
of Sir Alex.
432
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:38,720
- I never got it.
- What?
433
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:41,679
When Sir Alex used
to bollock us in training,
434
00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:43,879
everyone used to nickname it
the hairdryer.
435
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:45,759
He never bollocked me, really.
436
00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:48,920
But if you ride it badly,
you could get the hairdryer.
437
00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:52,320
Do you have
a mentor for this process?
438
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,480
I've done three winters in Mumbai.
439
00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:57,639
Franny Norton.
440
00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:59,800
He's had thousands of winners.
441
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:04,479
He's just so passionate about the horses
and the industry and what he does.
442
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:07,600
So I'm really lucky to have,
have him. He's great.
443
00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:10,799
We haven't got time
to tell you my injuries.
444
00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:12,439
Jesus Christ. Erm…
445
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:16,399
{\an8}I had a compound fracture
of the leg up here where me,
446
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:20,239
{\an8}where the bone come right through
when a horse reared over on top of me.
447
00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:21,839
I've done both collarbones.
448
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:23,159
I've punctured me lung twice.
449
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:26,479
I've done me ribs,
broke me arm, I broke me leg.
450
00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:28,360
Erm, she'll be fine.
451
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:31,919
You're not nervous at all?
452
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:33,319
I'm a bit nervous.
453
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:35,319
It's just everything
that, like, I don't know.
454
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:36,959
It's like, my stirrups
are going to be short
455
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:38,559
and my position is going to be different.
456
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:39,759
It's going to take time.
457
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:41,319
- You won't get it straightaway.
- Yeah.
458
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:43,440
You being relaxed is massive.
459
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:47,199
You know, a horse can hear
a human's heartbeat from like…
460
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:50,039
- Ah! Metres. Yeah.
- …metres away.
461
00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:52,359
So if you're like, anxious and nervous
462
00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:54,599
and your heart's racing,
they'll feel that.
463
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:55,840
Yeah.
464
00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:59,039
Did you do dressage
or showjumping?
465
00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:01,159
- Yeah. But not…
- Not to her level.
466
00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:03,639
Just a leisure rider.
Just a bit of everything.
467
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:05,320
But the horse landed on me twice.
468
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:08,039
Just, literally, just…
469
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:11,520
broke my back two places, hip in five.
470
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:13,559
Pelvis.
471
00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:15,199
You've had a few injuries
like me.
472
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:16,440
Yeah.
473
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:19,719
Shall we have a look-see
if these are ready or…
474
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:21,000
Yeah.
475
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:23,520
He won't do anything naughty, will he?
476
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:26,399
- Nah.
- He won't, like, buck her off?
477
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:27,959
No, he doesn't buck, does he?
478
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:29,080
No.
479
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:36,360
- There he is.
- Hello, boy.
480
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:38,760
Erm, you look a bit slow.
481
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,839
Oh, he's nice, isn't he? Tiny.
482
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:45,959
Is he looking like he's in
a good or bad mood today, Charlotte?
483
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:49,159
Just ignore him,
because he's just trying to wind her up.
484
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:50,760
Come on.
485
00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:55,960
Thanks.
486
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:07,679
She won't be going a full gallop.
487
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:10,719
I mean, the first time she's going to sit
on a thoroughbred,
488
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:12,559
you don't go from trotting
489
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:15,759
to sprinting as fast as you can
when you've got a young horse,
490
00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:18,079
because you're going to be
susceptible to injuries.
491
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:19,480
Wait, am I following you?
492
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:24,320
So it will just be
a steady canter, like 60% pace.
493
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:29,600
Okay.
494
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:33,520
Ooh!
495
00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:37,520
Steady on, Gemma.
496
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:43,119
Steady, Gemma.
497
00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:44,360
Bloody hell, Gemma!
498
00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:47,759
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
499
00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:49,040
That's way too fast.
500
00:25:57,120 --> 00:25:59,720
Was that me or was that [bleep] fast?!
501
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:02,280
Yes.
502
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:04,399
Fuming.
503
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:05,640
It did look quick.
504
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,759
Let's not let her just run away
and look pretty.
505
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:09,799
- You know what I mean?
- Yes.
506
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,919
Let's just take a bit more control.
507
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:13,879
Shall I be the one to bollock her?
508
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:15,280
I'm not telling her off.
509
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:19,359
I'll just act oblivious
510
00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:21,240
'cause to be fair, I am.
511
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:24,359
- You've got three points on your licence.
- Why?
512
00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:25,639
Twelve and you're out.
513
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:27,119
- Why?
- Speeding.
514
00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:30,839
If Hugo was here,
you would be severely bollocked.
515
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:32,399
We didn't even do anything wrong.
516
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,120
And you should have controlled her.
517
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:42,799
Your first day
and you're running a gallop.
518
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:45,319
You're like months
and months and months off it.
519
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:48,079
If anyone told me, "Don't go fast",
520
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:51,239
- then I wouldn't-- I--
- But you know it's a cantering morning.
521
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:53,879
There was never a word saying,
"Right, we're going to gallop today."
522
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:56,399
- But it wasn't a gallop.
- Mm, verging on it.
523
00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:58,039
When a horse gets alongside each other,
524
00:26:58,040 --> 00:27:00,359
they think, "Oh, I'm galloping",
you know, "I want to race",
525
00:27:00,360 --> 00:27:03,039
so then they lock on. And then you,
you know, then you get into a,
526
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:05,759
a ding-dong and obviously,
then you start going too quick.
527
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:09,839
If someone's clear and says
you cannot overtake, then that's fine.
528
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:13,080
Then the communication needs
to be better then, to not do that.
529
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,360
He's honestly, I hate him sometimes.
530
00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:21,519
It was a miscommunication.
531
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:24,559
I didn't know that I needed
to be in single file.
532
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:28,240
And, yeah, it was, it was one of them.
You live and you learn.
533
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:31,120
Probably why it felt so fast.
534
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:41,640
Right. You might have to
give me a hand untangling these.
535
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:45,799
What have you done with these?
536
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:47,720
- Where's the end?
- Here.
537
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:49,480
Let's shake it.
538
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:53,239
Have you spoken to Dad since yesterday?
539
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:55,359
Er, no.
540
00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:56,919
He wasn't happy.
541
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:59,639
I'm not sure if it's because
it was Sir Alex's horse,
542
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:00,920
he probably was…
543
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:03,399
Is that what made him a bit more…
544
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:06,399
- You're not supposed to do that.
- Not supposed to do that, but…
545
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:09,959
That's the whole point
of going to learn things, isn't it?
546
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:11,519
Yeah.
547
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:15,639
The thing is with you two, you clash,
and because you said your bit,
548
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:18,880
then he has to say something.
You're both so similar.
549
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:20,480
Yeah.
550
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:25,759
- Should we just, like…
- Oh, sod it.
551
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:28,599
…pop them on the tree
and, yeah, let's just get them on.
552
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:36,000
We might argue,
but we've always been a close-knit family.
553
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:39,999
And at Christmas, everybody just stops
and comes together
554
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:44,280
and, yeah, it's given me some great,
happy memories over the years.
555
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:54,519
You want your chocolate?
556
00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:56,159
I had two brothers, two sisters,
557
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:58,279
so there was always something
going on in the house.
558
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:00,520
It was always an exciting place to be.
559
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:05,720
There we are. Perfect.
560
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:08,319
- Is that you, Michael?
- Yeah.
561
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:10,079
Could you give me a hand?
562
00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:13,439
Here, love. Here, love. Open that.
563
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:16,079
We'd always open presents in the morning,
564
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:19,679
go to the pub while Mum was
cooking Christmas dinner back home.
565
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:21,359
I'm not sure if an animal
has wee'd on this.
566
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:22,279
It absolutely stinks.
567
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:24,279
I thought the exact same. It's horse wee.
568
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:25,279
Oh, yeah.
569
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:27,279
It's been in the horse box.
It's horse wee.
570
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:29,079
Yeah, that's horse wee down there, yeah.
571
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:30,879
Oh, this is really smelly.
572
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:33,999
We'd only spend about
an hour and a half in the pub
573
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:37,599
and all come back for Christmas lunch,
and then obviously all night,
574
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:40,559
you'd be playing with the toys
that you'd just been given.
575
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:42,320
It's a dream come true.
576
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:45,839
That's nice.
577
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:47,319
- That is nice.
- It is rather, innit?
578
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:48,640
That's you, that, mate.
579
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:52,399
We've got an orca.
580
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:54,600
You have as well.
581
00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:57,480
You bunch of helmets.
582
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:05,239
When we're all getting on,
we're all having a go at each other
583
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:07,360
and taking the mick out of each other.
584
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:11,320
But my love towards my family is,
585
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,560
you know it, I don't have to tell you.
586
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:17,519
- Flick.
- Am I getting it over this side?
587
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:19,279
Yeah. Just try and get a bit more
around there.
588
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:21,679
- Flick.
- Yes. Gemma.
589
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:27,639
Gemma taking part in the race
has really given me a new lease of life
590
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:31,599
and feeling that we're all in this
as a family together now.
591
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:33,080
And it's a brilliant feeling.
592
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:36,039
I'm bored now.
593
00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:37,919
Can we finish now? I'm getting bored.
594
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:39,559
Reminds me
of when I was giving birth,
595
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:42,719
and he was just lying on the bed
next to me, reading his racing post.
596
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:44,679
- I'd be fuming.
- No racing post.
597
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:46,679
- What are you supposed to do?
- Be supportive.
598
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:49,439
Oh, get lost. I wasn't not supportive.
599
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:50,999
I offered you a read of it.
600
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:55,119
What are they? Maltesers?
601
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:58,239
How high do you think you can throw it
in the air and catch it in your mouth?
602
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:05,199
Oh, do you know
I nearly knocked my teeth out?
603
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:06,520
You are David Brent.
604
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:10,559
Look at that for a beautiful…
Oh, look at that.
605
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:12,400
See, that's changed everything, innit?
606
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,600
Look. Oh, my God. That's just… Ah!
607
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:19,400
No farting.
608
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:23,079
Get it as close to the,
like the knobbly end as you can.
609
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:24,199
No, close to the knobbly end.
610
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:25,239
- Oh, this side?
- Yeah.
611
00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:27,159
I've got my face in horse piss.
612
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:28,720
How many have we got to go?
613
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:31,719
Why are you struggling carrying me?
614
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:32,560
No.
615
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:36,000
Oh, this is perfect size here.
616
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:38,480
There's so much that we can do here.
617
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:41,079
Good teamwork, this, isn't it?
618
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:42,159
Yep,
619
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:43,639
That--
620
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:47,039
Oh, for God's sake.
You absolute helmet. Who did that?
621
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:50,039
It's nobody's fault.
It just happened. That there.
622
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:51,719
- It's got to be someone.
- That there.
623
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:53,999
Can you reach over that?
624
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,879
Someone got the chair?
625
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:57,959
- Yeah.
- Aw! It was so easy.
626
00:31:57,960 --> 00:31:58,879
Yeah.
627
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:01,760
Again. No! No! No!
628
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:08,520
You did that on purpose.
629
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:14,959
Jesus Christ.
630
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:17,679
Kaiser, you little idiot.
631
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:18,599
Did he do two--
632
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:20,039
Oh, shit.
633
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:21,799
Three?
634
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:24,639
Kaiser!
635
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:30,079
Oh, that's, it's bloody sideways.
636
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:31,639
- Oh, no, don't.
- Are you joking?
637
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:32,839
Yeah, it's lopsided.
638
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:34,400
That's going to do our head in.
639
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:37,559
What do you want for Christmas, Louise?
640
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:39,159
You know what I want.
641
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:41,000
A new kitchen, please.
642
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:46,719
Bahrain is going to be a big step
towards my involvement in Manor House.
643
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:48,279
Right, enough now.
644
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:49,839
My hand's frozen.
645
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:51,679
- That's quite nice.
- Mine's all right.
646
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:54,560
- Your lad still playing?
- Not really. No.
647
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:58,919
When he first got diagnosed,
I remember bursting out crying.
648
00:32:58,920 --> 00:32:59,879
If there's not a cure,
649
00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:02,800
I might not be able
to live the life I live now.
650
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:07,200
Sorry. Just give me a minute.
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