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(man)
But that was a good practice,
though, dawg.
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That was a good practice.
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Pah!
I got you, dawg.
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Quackadilly, you play
too much, man.
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What's up, Fudge?
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Hey, man, you play
too much, Quackadilly.
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Come on, don't play
with me, man.
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Not now.
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I'm about to go--
come on, hey, stop!
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Stop, stop--hey!
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Hey, don't
tickle me, man.
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[gasps]
Oh, you ticklish, dawg.
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No, I'm saying, don't--
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[both shouting]
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Stop, man!
Stop!
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What you doing?
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You being stupid, man!
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[high-pitched shouting]
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You being stupid!
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[dramatic music]
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[whispering]
You touched my dick.
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I didn't--
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I mean, I did,
but I di--
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My finger gra--
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It does now occur to me...
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that perhaps indeed
I do play too much.
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I never intended
to grab the dick.
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[haunting Western music]
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♪ ♪
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(Jordan)
There's, like--
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There's so few good sequels.
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Very often
I don't go see sequels.
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I mean, Tremors.
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Tremors went about
ten different sequels.
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Like, some of them
just star Fred Ward.
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Some of them, it's just, like,
Michael Gross doing laundry.
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Michael Gross doing laundry.
[laughs]
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There's some Tremors where
the tremors have grown feet,
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and now they walk
above the ground.
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No--then how could it
still be Tremors?
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It's not a tremor.
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That's just
mitigated ground pressure.
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Just a monster.
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(Keegan-Michael)
Literally just a worm monster,
yeah.
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Okay, guys,
Gremlins 2.
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I'm telling you,
this movie...
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[door opens and closes]
- Should write itself.
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The first one was a classic.
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This should be
pretty straightforward.
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Basically, all we're doing
is maintaining the integrity
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of the original picture.
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We want to do
all the stuff with the water
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and the--
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What--
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Uh, can we help you?
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I'm sorry.
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Let me introduce myself.
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Hi, y'all.
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My name is
Star Magic Jackson, Jr.
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I'm the Hollywood
sequel doctor,
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so studio just brings me in
to oversee things
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when they about
to drop a deuce.
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So that's why I'm here,
but don't mind me.
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I'm just gonna be over here.
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Y'all do your thing.
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It's your movie.
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Okay.
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Let's brainstorm.
Adam.
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If it's gonna take place
in an office building,
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I was thinking,
what if Gizmo gets wet
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from a water cooler this time?
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Okay, hold on a second!
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I'm sorry, I'm gonna have
to step in here.
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Just one second,
sweetheart.
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So what's wrong
with y'all?
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Y'all are looking like
a bunch of sad sacks.
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This is G2, people.
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We writing Gremlins 2.
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It should be a party,
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with pizza and anchovies,
pineapple.
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Just come on.
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Lift up the spirits.
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Look, okay, I'm gonna
put a little bit of spice
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into the mixture here.
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What if we did this?
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Everybody here gets
to design their own gremlin.
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Um, I-I don't see that
the gremlin design is broken.
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It's called brainstorming,
not brain drizzling, sweet pea.
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Okay?
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Shut your mouth
for a second.
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(Star)
Look, here's the thing.
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None of this is final.
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So you mean, like,
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what if there was,
like, a brainy gremlin?
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[scoffs]
A brainy gremlin?
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You talking
about a gremlin with glasses
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who could talk
and sing New York, New York?
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That's brilliant.
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It's in the movie--done.
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[upbeat electronic music]
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Whoa, whoa, you said
that nothing was final.
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That was before I heard
the words "brainy" and "gremlin"
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in the same sentence together.
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It's done.
I love it.
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It's in the movie.
Next.
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What about
a, uh, spider gremlin?
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You mean a gremlin
with eight legs and a thorax,
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just catching pretty ladies
in a web in an office building?
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Oh, my God,
it's in the movie.
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I love it!
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Next!
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- What about a bat gremlin?
- [gasps]
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You mean a gremlin
with leathery wings,
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just flying around,
flip-flopping,
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bust through a wall,
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make a perfect bat symbol
in the wall,
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get outside,
get in some wet concrete,
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jump up on a building,
and just dry in place
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like a gargoyle gremlin?
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We are cooking
with gas now.
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I love it.
It's in the movie.
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Next.
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Could there be
a female gremlin?
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Just lipstick, boobies.
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Bitch, you had me at
"little gremlin va-jay-jay."
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I love it so much
that it's not only in the movie,
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but it's definitely
in the movie.
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There's no backsies on that one.
No penny taxies.
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Yes, yes, yes!
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In the movie, done!
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That's why need a woman
in the writers' room.
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Next.
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I don't know.
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A googly-eyed gremlin?
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But you do know,
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because you're talking
about a gremlin
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whose sole purpose in this film
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is just that he looks
stupid as [bleep].
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Yes, it can be
in the movie,
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and it is in the movie.
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Done. Next.
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What about you, silver fox?
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Um, electricity gremlin?
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You just said noun
and "gremlin,"
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like you're playing
Mad Libs.
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You just like a child.
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You have the brain
of a child.
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You do not have
a high IQ,
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but you haphazardly
came up with a gremlin
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that's just made out of bolts
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that is zigzagging
all over the room,
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and it's done
completely in animation.
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You a crazy person,
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and your idea's
in the movie!
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Done. Next.
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Can we put
the Hulkster in it?
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What?
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You talking about
putting Hulk Hogan,
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professional wrestler
turned actor
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turned cultural icon
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in the movie,
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where he break the fourth wall
of the movie he's in
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by talking to the audience.
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You, sir...
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are a raging psychopath.
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Don't let this town
take that away from you.
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That's it.
I don't even care anymore.
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We got the Hulkster
in this bitch,
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so it's done.
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I don't have
any more time,
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so let me just recap
right now.
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It's brainy gremlin,
spider gremlin,
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bat gremlin, lady gremlin,
googly-eyed gremlin,
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electricity gremlin,
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Hulk Hogan's
gonna be in the picture.
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I'm gonna throw in
a gremlin myself.
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Vegetable gremlin!
Just write it up.
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- I'm having so much fun.
- Why not?
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Thank you, it's all gonna
be in the actual film.
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Now I got to go
put some cowboys
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in Back to the Future III.
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Sayonara, y'all.
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Ooh!
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[applause]
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Now, okay,
you guys know
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that none of that is gonna
be in the actual movie.
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[upbeat electronic music]
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[haunting Western music]
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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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Morning.
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- Ron.
- Good morning, Mr. Sheltie.
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How's the fam?
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Oh, I don't--I don't have--
I'm single, sir.
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I'm not married.
I mean, I do have a girlfriend.
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That's great.
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[coughs]
Oh, God!
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[slaps hands]
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Hey, I need you
to do me a favor.
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Make sure everybody knows
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that the bagels are
for sales associates only.
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No problem, sir.
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All right, let's get
this sales presentation started.
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[laughs nervously]
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All right, who's hungover?
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[laughter]
Not me.
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I know Ron is.
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That's not true.
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You're an alcoholic.
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[laughter]
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I'm not, sir, I'm not.
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♪ ♪
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Hey, guys,
sales associates, friends.
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Today I want to talk about...
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the world's oldest profession.
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[laughs]
Now hold on, hold on!
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I know, I know
what you're thinking, right?
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Sex and prostitutes.
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That's not
what I'm talking about.
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Okay?
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I'm talking about sales.
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And if you look at our
ancient history as human beings,
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the first caveman out there...
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[ominous music]
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♪ ♪
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Oh, I'm sorry, those are
for sales associates only.
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It's food.
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N-not for you,
I'm sorry.
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Bagels are just
for sales associates.
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For sale?
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No, it's free.
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Oh, for free?
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Not--not for you, though.
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It's just for me?
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No, the--
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To divide ourselves...
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The bagels are
only for sales associates.
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Ron.
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Love the enthusiasm,
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but it's a little distracting.
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[laughter]
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I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, sir.
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Oh, don't do it again, please.
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Sorry.
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(Sheltie)
Moving on...
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For me maybe?
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No, not--not maybe.
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I'm sorry,
I'm so sorry.
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Foss?
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Foss--what?
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For us?
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For us?
No, no, not for us.
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One, just one.
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It's just that they're
for sales associates only.
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For me maybe?
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♪ ♪
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- Forget--
- Okay, Ron!
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Yep.
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Just shut up.
[chuckles]
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All right, what was
the first tongue twister
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you remember hearing?
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Was it "she shells"--
[laughs]
263
00:09:07,755 --> 00:09:09,840
- Sir, no, sir.
- Was it--was it "she sells"--
264
00:09:09,924 --> 00:09:11,300
Cream cheese is also
only for sales associates.
265
00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:14,136
How come
it's not for me, why?
266
00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:15,805
Because the bagels
are for sales--
267
00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:17,974
- Ron.
- Yes.
268
00:09:18,057 --> 00:09:19,308
Time and place, man.
269
00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:20,142
I'm sorry, this guy
just keeps trying
270
00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:20,935
to grab a bagel, and--
271
00:09:21,018 --> 00:09:22,186
Ron, do you want
to come up here
272
00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:23,104
and do the presentation?
273
00:09:23,187 --> 00:09:24,647
I'll go back there
and be a jackass?
274
00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:25,481
You just asked me to make sure
that nobody but--
275
00:09:25,564 --> 00:09:26,816
"Oh, the sign says--
my name's Ron.
276
00:09:26,899 --> 00:09:30,528
I like to drink alcohol
and listen to signs all day."
277
00:09:30,611 --> 00:09:33,864
He's really relentless
about having a bagel.
278
00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:34,991
- And I tol--
- Ron, handle your bagels!
279
00:09:35,074 --> 00:09:38,035
I'm trying.
280
00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:39,412
Unbelievable, everybody.
281
00:09:39,495 --> 00:09:41,205
All right, I'll just--
I'll start cold.
282
00:09:41,289 --> 00:09:42,540
Cells make up our bodies,
283
00:09:42,623 --> 00:09:43,958
but selling makes our bodies
come alive.
284
00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:45,001
[sniffing]
285
00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:48,254
(Ron)
Sir, seriously, stop.
286
00:09:48,337 --> 00:09:48,671
Not even smell?
287
00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:51,465
No, no, no!
288
00:09:51,549 --> 00:09:52,758
You can't have any bagels!
289
00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:53,509
You can't have any cream cheese!
290
00:09:53,592 --> 00:09:54,343
And you can't have smells!
291
00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,846
That's what
the [bleep] sign says!
292
00:09:56,929 --> 00:09:57,388
- Ron!
- Yes!
293
00:09:57,471 --> 00:09:59,015
You are fired, sir!
294
00:09:59,098 --> 00:10:00,683
Of course I am!
295
00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:07,690
[sighs]
All right, you know what?
296
00:10:07,773 --> 00:10:08,774
Just give me a minute.
297
00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:11,652
I'm gonna try to forget
Ron ruined my day,
298
00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:13,654
'cause this presentation
is great,
299
00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:14,196
and it's going great.
300
00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:14,989
I'm gonna get a bagel.
301
00:10:15,072 --> 00:10:16,532
These bagels...
302
00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:22,997
Bagels are
for sales associates.
303
00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:28,836
He's right, Ron.
304
00:10:28,836 --> 00:10:31,464
[haunting Western music]
305
00:10:31,547 --> 00:10:33,215
(Jordan)
You ever be,
like, getting busy...
306
00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:34,008
And then the dog's there?
307
00:10:34,091 --> 00:10:35,051
- Yeah.
- That's the worst.
308
00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:37,470
It's weird because sometimes
they stare at you.
309
00:10:37,553 --> 00:10:38,471
They stare at you.
310
00:10:38,554 --> 00:10:39,472
They're just
staring at you.
311
00:10:39,555 --> 00:10:40,514
No big deal to them.
312
00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:41,349
Just like, "Oh, yeah,
I did that earlier."
313
00:10:41,432 --> 00:10:42,892
Can't even jerk off anymore
314
00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:43,726
without my dog
just being like...
315
00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:47,521
I'm like, "Dude,
you never look at me.
316
00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:48,731
Why now?"
317
00:10:48,814 --> 00:10:51,067
"This is when you choose
to give me a penetrating stare."
318
00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:52,985
Aw, bad choice of words.
319
00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:54,320
Yeah, I should not
have said that.
320
00:10:54,403 --> 00:10:56,572
♪ ♪
321
00:10:57,156 --> 00:10:59,116
Oh, thank you.
322
00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:00,868
I wish I could just
stay at my old place,
323
00:11:00,951 --> 00:11:02,328
but I can't afford
the new rent.
324
00:11:02,411 --> 00:11:03,996
Yeah, moving sucks.
325
00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,457
You know, strangers
handling your belongings.
326
00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:08,125
The movers
always break something.
327
00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:10,795
Oh, no, I can't afford
professional movers.
328
00:11:10,878 --> 00:11:12,254
I'm moving myself
this Saturday.
329
00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:13,089
[eerie music]
330
00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:14,090
Gonna do most
of the small stuff
331
00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:15,758
just going back and forth
with my hatchback.
332
00:11:15,841 --> 00:11:18,552
[echoing] Do you think you can
borrow your roommate's van?
333
00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:20,679
You can help me
with some of the big stuff?
334
00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:30,940
Um...yeah...
335
00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:31,774
You know what?
336
00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:33,818
I've been thinking
a lot lately,
337
00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:36,529
and I think we need
to spend some time apart.
338
00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:38,447
Not to break up, no.
339
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:42,493
Just, I just--
just some time.
340
00:11:42,576 --> 00:11:44,745
Time apart to...
figure ourselves out.
341
00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:48,040
And--and then we come
back together stronger,
342
00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:49,708
you know?
343
00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:51,127
This is coming
out of nowhere.
344
00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:52,878
No, it's not.
345
00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:55,923
I've--I have tried
to tell you,
346
00:11:56,006 --> 00:11:58,300
like, a million
different ways.
347
00:11:58,384 --> 00:11:59,635
But you don't listen.
348
00:11:59,718 --> 00:12:00,302
See, that's the thing,
349
00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:01,637
is that you never listen.
350
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:04,890
I don't need
this time apart for me.
351
00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:06,684
I need this time apart
for us.
352
00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:08,644
How long do you think
it's gonna take you to move?
353
00:12:08,727 --> 00:12:10,646
Okay, this is about the move.
354
00:12:10,729 --> 00:12:11,147
You don't want
to help me move.
355
00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:13,816
Wha--what?
356
00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:15,818
I--I would love
to help you move.
357
00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:17,486
That's what boyfriends do.
358
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:18,737
Claire.
359
00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:20,281
I just think that
it's a weird coincidence
360
00:12:20,364 --> 00:12:21,490
that you need space
361
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:22,241
right when I'm about to move.
362
00:12:22,324 --> 00:12:23,075
Oh, my God!
363
00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:26,036
Oh, my God!
364
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,705
I am so sorry
365
00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:30,791
that I didn't plan
my emotional turmoil
366
00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,376
around your move.
367
00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:33,878
Look at your face, see?
368
00:12:33,961 --> 00:12:36,464
And now you've assumed
the worst of me,
369
00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:37,590
because you do that,
370
00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:38,382
and that's why we need
to spend time
371
00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:40,676
apart from each other.
372
00:12:40,759 --> 00:12:42,261
That is not fair.
373
00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:43,804
Not fair--fair?
374
00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:50,186
Babe, all I'm asking for
is 12 lousy hours this Saturday.
375
00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:52,396
Okay, fine!
376
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,190
"Okay, fine"?
377
00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:56,317
We'll move on Sunday.
378
00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:57,693
48 hours.
379
00:12:57,776 --> 00:12:58,444
I don't know
what I was thinking.
380
00:12:58,527 --> 00:13:01,780
12 hours is nowhere near
381
00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:06,160
enough time to do
what I need to do
382
00:13:06,243 --> 00:13:08,704
to make
our relationship stronger.
383
00:13:08,787 --> 00:13:10,664
See, you got me all...
384
00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:11,624
confused.
385
00:13:11,707 --> 00:13:12,750
And you know what?
386
00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:13,667
I love you,
but I got to get out of here.
387
00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:15,419
I can't--I just can't--
I don't--
388
00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:17,254
I'm so confused right now.
389
00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:18,339
[phone dings]
390
00:13:18,422 --> 00:13:19,215
I feel--I can't think,
391
00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:20,549
and the walls
are closing in on me.
392
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:21,258
I just don't know
what to do.
393
00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:25,221
Oh, it's my landlord.
394
00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:26,972
He says he doesn't want
to lose me as a tenant,
395
00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:29,725
so he is not going
to raise my rent.
396
00:13:29,808 --> 00:13:33,395
Now I don't have
to leave my place.
397
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:34,605
And I don't need
time apart,
398
00:13:34,688 --> 00:13:39,068
because we're perfect
together.
399
00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:41,779
Will you marry me?
400
00:13:46,116 --> 00:13:48,702
You're painting
my apartment.
401
00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:49,495
Of course I'm painting
your apartment.
402
00:13:49,578 --> 00:13:51,372
That's what boyfriends do.
403
00:13:51,455 --> 00:13:54,667
When exactly do you think
that's gonna happen?
404
00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:56,335
[haunting Western music]
405
00:13:57,419 --> 00:14:01,674
Hey, yo, no matter what, dawg,
don't snitch.
406
00:14:01,757 --> 00:14:05,553
Okay, I ain't
saying nothing, dude.
407
00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:06,303
You know me.
408
00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:07,763
I'd die
before I turn snitch.
409
00:14:07,846 --> 00:14:09,223
You tell them nothing,
they got nothing.
410
00:14:09,306 --> 00:14:10,849
Yeah.
411
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:14,853
You think
J-Rock talking?
412
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:17,398
Hell no, dawg.
413
00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:18,107
J-Rock is my cousin.
414
00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:20,401
That man would never snitch.
415
00:14:20,484 --> 00:14:21,151
(J-Rock)
All right,
so just chill out here?
416
00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:23,320
Cool.
417
00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:24,405
Hey, bring that ice when
you get that chance, Dwight.
418
00:14:24,488 --> 00:14:26,198
All right, man.
419
00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:26,740
[laughs]
420
00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:28,409
You the man, Dwight.
421
00:14:28,492 --> 00:14:29,535
[laughs]
422
00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:31,870
Sss...bitch-ass cop.
423
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:32,788
What up, J-Rock?
424
00:14:32,871 --> 00:14:33,831
They hurt you
up in there?
425
00:14:33,914 --> 00:14:35,082
What you mean,
"hurt you"?
426
00:14:35,165 --> 00:14:36,625
Look like he just got back
from the [bleep] snack shop.
427
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,919
What you say
to them, man?
428
00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:42,298
[suspenseful music]
429
00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:43,757
Nothing.
430
00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:44,717
You lying piece of sh--
431
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,093
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
432
00:14:46,176 --> 00:14:46,510
This is my man
right here, a'ight?
433
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:49,346
My brother.
434
00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:53,142
This man ain't never
snitch on nobody, never.
435
00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:54,810
Whatever.
436
00:14:54,893 --> 00:14:56,020
Now, look...
437
00:14:57,938 --> 00:14:58,564
We in this together,
right, hmm?
438
00:14:58,647 --> 00:15:02,818
Nobody says nothing, right?
439
00:15:02,901 --> 00:15:03,986
- Right.
- Right.
440
00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:04,987
- Right.
- Right.
441
00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:05,988
Nobody gonna say nothing
442
00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:09,158
about how Big Earl
shot up that liquor store.
443
00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:09,742
No, no, no.
444
00:15:09,825 --> 00:15:11,493
It wasn't Big Earl.
445
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:14,371
What the hell
are you talking about?
446
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:15,456
It wasn't?
447
00:15:15,539 --> 00:15:16,582
Hell no.
448
00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:19,084
Buckshot's the one
that held up that liquor store.
449
00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:22,171
Buckshot.
450
00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:25,341
♪ ♪
451
00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:27,384
[muttering]
452
00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:28,510
Now where's he going?
453
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:29,595
I don't know,
maybe he's going
454
00:15:29,678 --> 00:15:31,722
to the bathroom
or some [bleep].
455
00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:32,890
Man, he's going in there
to snitch on us.
456
00:15:32,973 --> 00:15:36,101
No, no, listen,
let me tell you something.
457
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:36,685
That's my boy right there.
458
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:37,519
We grew up together.
459
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:39,521
That is a stand-up G.
460
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:40,356
That man
would never snitch.
461
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:44,026
Pizza time!
462
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,778
Pizza time, pizza time.
463
00:15:45,861 --> 00:15:46,779
Everybody love
pizza time.
464
00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:47,863
♪ Wake up in the morning,
it's pizza time ♪
465
00:15:47,946 --> 00:15:49,698
♪ Go ahead and eat it,
it's pizza time ♪
466
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,533
♪ Pizza, pizza,
p-pizza time ♪
467
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:56,664
Mother[bleep] pig-ass cop,
man.
468
00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:57,623
- Oh, no.
- Hold on, hold on.
469
00:15:57,706 --> 00:15:59,667
- Snitch--
- Hold on, hold on.
470
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,543
Now, J-Rock, um...
471
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,379
where'd you get the pizza?
472
00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:06,215
Yeah.
473
00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:08,384
Back there.
474
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:08,759
I--I--
475
00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:11,220
I bought it.
476
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:12,388
You know what,
listen to me.
477
00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:14,181
This ain't no [bleep] game,
okay?
478
00:16:14,264 --> 00:16:16,016
If I find out
you done snitched on us,
479
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:16,892
I'm gonna bust a cap
480
00:16:16,975 --> 00:16:19,645
in your tiny
pizza-breath ass,
481
00:16:19,728 --> 00:16:21,605
and then I'm gonna bury you
in my mother's basement
482
00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:25,526
with the rest
of the snitches.
483
00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:26,735
- [muttering]
- What?
484
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:27,861
No, what'd he say?
What'd he say?
485
00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:30,155
Where you going?
Where you going?
486
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:30,614
Where you going now?
Where you g--
487
00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:33,534
Oh, see, see?
488
00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:35,494
See, look, look.
489
00:16:35,577 --> 00:16:37,413
Look, he's selling me out
right now.
490
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:38,414
No, no, no, he's saying
491
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:40,165
that "I would never
sell out that man."
492
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:40,624
What?
493
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:42,543
I'm telling you.
494
00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:46,255
All right, let's go.
495
00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:47,172
- Let's go, come on.
- Oh, hell, man.
496
00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:48,882
See, what'd I tell you,
Rockwell, huh?
497
00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:49,883
What I tell you?
498
00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:50,843
You snitch-ass--
499
00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:51,677
♪ Roll with me,
roll with me ♪
500
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:53,470
♪ Let the night unfold ♪
501
00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:55,264
[horn beeps]
502
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:55,931
- What the--
- ♪ With me ♪
503
00:16:56,849 --> 00:17:01,103
[haunting Western music]
504
00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:02,563
(Jordan)
You know, there's, like,
505
00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:03,689
five different incarnations
of the black handshake, right?
506
00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:07,192
And they're all fairly simple.
507
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:09,778
But I don't know if somebody's
coming in for the--oh, what?
508
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:10,779
Yeah, yeah.
What?
509
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:11,989
And then we got
to turn that.
510
00:17:12,071 --> 00:17:14,031
And then the worst
is when you get
511
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:15,159
what I call
"grabbing the apple."
512
00:17:15,242 --> 00:17:16,492
Okay.
513
00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:17,994
So dude comes in there,
and he's coming in for the bump.
514
00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:19,913
- You grab a dude's apple--
- For the bump.
515
00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:21,290
You're always the one
looking a little weird.
516
00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:23,291
- You're the apple-grabber.
- You're grabbing the apple.
517
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:24,792
He's feeling palm.
He doesn't want that.
518
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:25,502
And he's going, "Whoa, dude,
get your palm off my knucks."
519
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:26,086
He didn't come here
for that.
520
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:28,297
He didn't want that.
521
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:29,423
- He just wants to meet people.
- Yeah.
522
00:17:29,506 --> 00:17:33,552
♪ ♪
523
00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:35,471
[haunting Western music]
524
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:38,599
[indistinct chatter]
525
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:44,772
[sighs]
526
00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:45,898
Here is your white wine.
527
00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:47,483
- Thank you.
- You are welcome.
528
00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:50,319
Hey, Pete.
529
00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:52,070
Little--
little thirsty tonight?
530
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:53,697
Ha, yeah.
531
00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:54,907
Super thirsty.
532
00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:55,824
[laughs]
533
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,159
Pete,
this is Haraysa.
534
00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:58,494
Haraysa, this is Pete.
535
00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:00,454
Haraysa just got back
from Africa.
536
00:18:00,537 --> 00:18:03,248
Oh, Africa.
537
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:08,128
Anyways, uh, where was I?
538
00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:08,796
Oh, the AUC.
539
00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:11,089
Oh, right,
so this conflict
540
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:13,675
is exactly the reason
the African Union Commission
541
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,052
was put in place
to address.
542
00:18:15,135 --> 00:18:15,928
(Haraysa)
The organization
of African Unity
543
00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:18,013
certainly wasn't
gonna do anything.
544
00:18:18,096 --> 00:18:19,139
Oh, exactly.
545
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:21,016
And if Nkosazana Dlamini-Zuma
546
00:18:21,099 --> 00:18:22,017
wants to do anything
about Bangui,
547
00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:24,061
she's certainly
being quiet about it.
548
00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:25,521
The worst part about Bangui
549
00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:26,438
is that no one knows
what's going on.
550
00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:28,357
Oh, no, I know.
551
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:28,982
I mean,
look at right next door,
552
00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:29,608
the South Sudan.
553
00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:31,568
Here's the thing.
554
00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:32,694
Everybody just thinks
that it's like--
555
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:33,862
that it's the damn
Lion King over there.
556
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:34,863
You know?
557
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:35,114
Lion King.
558
00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:40,035
Excuse me?
559
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:44,456
It's not
The Lion King.
560
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:48,168
Exactly.
561
00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:49,378
I mean,
what do people think?
562
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:50,212
A...
563
00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:52,881
baboon is going
to hold a lion cub
564
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:56,426
over a rock,
up to the sun,
565
00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:58,220
while all
the little animals sing?
566
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:03,433
Anyway...
567
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:04,393
Um...
568
00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:05,018
So I also wanted
to mention is,
569
00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:06,895
they have the manpower,
570
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,231
because AMISOM
has 25,000 troops
571
00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:10,482
just sitting there
in Somalia.
572
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:13,861
It's not a "three
animated hyenas" situation.
573
00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:17,489
That doesn't make
any sense.
574
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:20,576
The bad guy isn't Scar
over there.
575
00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:22,828
Um...yeah.
576
00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:23,620
Yeah, that's right.
577
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:26,123
It's not like
Scar's the bad guy.
578
00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:28,166
Well, I mean, you know,
the truth is,
579
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:30,085
no one knows who to blame,
580
00:19:30,168 --> 00:19:31,253
because in reality,
581
00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:32,921
AMISOM doesn't have
that much control.
582
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,799
- They don't.
- Like Simba.
583
00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:36,425
Oh, like Simba.
584
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:39,219
He had no control over--
585
00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:43,140
Well, he was plucked out
from his home
586
00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:43,724
and went on a whole journey
587
00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:46,560
before he came back
588
00:19:46,643 --> 00:19:47,394
and was just
in the middle of a war.
589
00:19:47,477 --> 00:19:50,606
Really had nothing
to do with him.
590
00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:51,899
You know, Pete,
I'd be really interested
591
00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:53,775
in hearing your thoughts
592
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:55,861
on the UN's policies
in East Africa.
593
00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:59,531
Hakuna matata.
594
00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:00,490
[scoffs]
595
00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:02,618
Unbelievable.
596
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:04,661
Yes.
597
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:08,290
My God,
that sums it up perfectly.
598
00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:09,124
There's so much work
still to be done.
599
00:20:09,207 --> 00:20:11,251
Yes, that's what
I was saying.
600
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:13,128
This has been going on
for so many years.
601
00:20:13,211 --> 00:20:15,839
So many years,
Circle of Life.
602
00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:17,466
Hmm.
603
00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:19,718
Exactly,
that's really brilliant.
604
00:20:19,801 --> 00:20:20,969
I'm not brilliant.
605
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,971
Let's dial it back.
606
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,097
I'm just a man.
607
00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:26,058
Okay, uh, I'm gonna--
608
00:20:26,141 --> 00:20:29,311
I'm gonna go get
some hors d'oeuvres.
609
00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:30,354
Okay, no need
to announce it.
610
00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:37,569
What are your thoughts
on the Middle East?
611
00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:40,197
Aladdin.
612
00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:44,034
Huh.
613
00:20:44,117 --> 00:20:46,203
[haunting Western music]
614
00:20:46,286 --> 00:20:47,955
We never made
a Key and Peele handshake.
615
00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:49,957
It should be
something like this.
616
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:51,250
It should be like
boop, whap,
617
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:52,918
and then you got
to peel it on back.
618
00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:54,002
Real literal.
619
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,212
- That would do the trick.
- So dumb, so dumb.
620
00:20:55,295 --> 00:20:58,090
♪ I'm gonna do
my one line here ♪
621
00:20:58,173 --> 00:20:58,382
Oh, yeah.
622
00:21:03,303 --> 00:21:04,137
Give me a bagel.
623
00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:05,347
- Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
- "Uh-uh" what?
624
00:21:08,558 --> 00:21:09,393
Bagels are
for sales associates.
625
00:21:09,476 --> 00:21:10,769
What the [bleep]
is happening right now?
626
00:21:10,852 --> 00:21:14,606
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