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♪ [vocalizing]
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Hey, I just got a text
from Charles, y'all.
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He got on the wrong bus.
He's on the other side of town.
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Other side of town?
But our concert is in an hour.
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Yeah, I know,
but he wants us to warm up
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and rehearse
Praise to the Lord.
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Charles said that?
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- In text.
- Okay, okay.
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Well, if that's
what Charles said--
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(woman)
Yeah, that's okay.
We got this.
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- We can do this.
- [humming tone] We can do this.
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We can do this.
Come on, y'all.
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- [humming tone]
- [humming tone]
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♪ Five, six, seven, eight
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(all)
♪ We lift up to the Lord
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♪ We give praise
up to the Lord ♪
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♪ We sing merrily
up to the Lord ♪
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♪ Give thanks up to the Lord
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♪ We lift up to the Lord
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♪ We give praise
up to the Lord ♪
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♪ We sing merrily
up to the Lord ♪
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♪ Give thanks up to the Lord
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- ♪ I think you're
off of your note ♪
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♪ You're going
higher than your note ♪
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- ♪ Pretty sure
this is my note ♪
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♪ In fact, I'm positive
this is my note ♪
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- ♪ Because this is my note
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- ♪ Pretty sure
this is my note ♪
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- ♪ Could have sworn
this was your note ♪
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- ♪ That has never been
my note ♪
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- ♪ Well, we can't have
the same note ♪
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♪ So one of us is wrong
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- ♪ Why don't you worry
about your note? ♪
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♪ I'll take care
of my own note ♪
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- ♪ But it's a really,
really, really bad note ♪
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- ♪ You are not Charles
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- ♪ I never said
that I was Charles ♪
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- ♪ Well, you're acting
like you think you're Charles ♪
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- ♪ Look, I know
that I'm not Charles ♪
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- ♪ You can say that again
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- ♪ Well, you're both
off your notes ♪
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♪ And it's messing
with the rest of our notes ♪
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- ♪ Speak for yourself, Nyema,
I'm holding my note ♪
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- ♪ I wasn't trying
to single you out ♪
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- ♪ You said everyone
was off their notes ♪
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(all)
♪ Not everything
is about you, Gina ♪
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Huh.
♪ Kiss my black ass!
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(all)
♪ Oh, dear Lord
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♪ Where is
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♪ Charles?
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- This don't make no sense.
- Come on, man.
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[all talking at once]
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[haunting Western music]
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♪
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♪ [vocalizing]
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♪ [imitating African singing]
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♪ [both imitating
African singing] ♪
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♪
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Well, that was a good one.
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Gotta release the Africa.
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Yeah, you just got to get
those short bursts of song,
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so you can run away
before [bleep]
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are trying to genocide
your [bleep].
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Mm, that's why--
that's when you get those--
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♪ [anguished cry]
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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♪ [imitating African singing]
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That's the guy that...
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(Key)
♪ [imitating African singing]
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Did not make it out.
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That's, like, Swahili
for "Get me out--I'm hit!"
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"Where'd y'all
motherfuckers go?"
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Yeah.
You know what I'm talking about?
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♪ [imitating African singing]
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
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♪ [imitating African singing]
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[yells]
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[yells]
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[yells]
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[yells]
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[yells]
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[growls]
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[yells]
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[both grunting]
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[yells]
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Ah!
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Ahh.
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[growls]
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[grunting]
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[yells]
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[yells]
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[all yelling]
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[yells]
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[all yelling]
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[yells]
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[all yelling]
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[yells]
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[all yelling halfheartedly]
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[yelling]
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[all yelling halfheartedly]
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[yelling]
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Yeah, uh.
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[panting]
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[growls]
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[babbling in a high voice]
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[all yelling]
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Ha ha ha!
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[growls]
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[yells]
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Oh, no.
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[all grunting disapprovingly]
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Uh...
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Oh.
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Uh...
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Oh...ah!
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[all cheering]
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(all)
[questioning grunts]
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[straining]
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[imitating baby crying]
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[all grunting disapprovingly]
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Wha--ah, ah?
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[all grumbling]
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Huh.
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Ah.
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Uh...
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[grunts]
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Uh...
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[babbling grunts]
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[all cheering]
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[grunting]
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[all murmuring]
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[all cheering]
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[grunts]
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[all grunting disapprovingly]
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[grunts]
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[all cheering]
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[all grunting disapprovingly]
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[all cheering briefly]
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Ah.
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Ah?
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[babbling grunts]
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Ah--uh...
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Uh...
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[mumbling]
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[continues mumbling]
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Ah. Ah.
[clears throat]
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Ah.
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Ah!
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[all cheering]
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[all laughing and cheering]
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[grunting rhythmically]
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[all cheering]
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Ah.
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Ah!
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Oh.
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Ah!
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[all grunting disapprovingly]
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[haunting Western music]
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Jordan, would you say
I'm gullible?
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Mm...no.
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I feel sometimes
like I'm gullible.
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So you believed me
when I said
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that you weren't gullible
just now?
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- Oh, darn it. Okay.
- See what happened?
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Wait a minute, so then,
what else is not true
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that you told me?
Are you not Danny Glover's son?
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[imitating Danny Glover]
No, would I be able to talk
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like this if I wasn't
Danny Glover's son?
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That's a really good point.
You wouldn't be able
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to talk like that
if you weren't...
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- [mumbling]
- Danny Glover's son.
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I can't help talking
like this.
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[haunting Western music]
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[closing door echoing]
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(man)
[yelling indistinctly]
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Hey, man.
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You gotta let me
out of here.
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Oh, okay.
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[keys jangling]
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[dramatic music]
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♪
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You tricked me.
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I can honestly say
I wasn't trying to trick you.
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You weren't?
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All I said was, "You gotta
let me out of here."
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There's no trick.
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So I do have to let you
out of here?
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Yes?
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Okay.
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[dramatic music]
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♪
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Bon voyage.
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♪
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Order's to let him go,
I don't know why
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he's in here in the first place.
I don't know.
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[sucks in air]
[whispering] Sorry.
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Boy, you really
got me in trouble.
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Sorry.
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Yeah, you must think
I'm stupid.
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Well, I'm not stupid.
I'm smart, so--
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You know how you could prove
that you're really smart?
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Oh, yeah, let me guess.
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You want me to let you
out of here again.
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- Well.
- You know what?
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You think that you can trick me
into letting you out again.
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Well, you can't.
'Cause this is my choice.
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[dramatic music]
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- Get the heck out of here.
- All right.
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All right?
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Reverse psychology.
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♪
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(guard)
Sorry about that, guys.
That was me, guys, my bad.
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My bad.
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[laughs]
Real nice.
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Now they said they're gonna
dock my pay, and if I let you
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out of here again,
I'm gonna be severely punished.
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I mean,
what are you gonna do?
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I'm actually surprised
they haven't already
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thrown you in here with me.
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No, prison is
for bad guys.
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You're a bad guy,
and I'm a good guy.
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Yeah, but you could see how,
from my perspective,
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I'm a good guy.
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Wait, you're a good guy?
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[dramatic music]
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It doesn't seem like you
understand what your job is.
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Oh, oh, okay.
I see what you're doing.
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You're trying to manipulate me
with reverse psychology.
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- Well, it's not gonna work.
- No.
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[sad music]
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It's not even worth going
out there again.
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Look, they just gon' get me
and bring me back in here,
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just like they always do.
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♪
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Unless...
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What?
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No, I'm--
forget it, I don't want
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to take advantage
of you anymore.
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Look, hey, no, no, listen.
I'm not gonna fall for it,
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whatever it is.
You may as well just tell me.
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I was just gonna say that,
like, if you were to help me...
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Uh-huh.
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get past the guards...
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Yeah, yeah.
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and get all the way out--
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Okay.
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I really--
no, I have to tell you.
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You need to think
about this long and hard.
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Weigh your options
and consider
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the ramifications
of those options.
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Like heck I will.
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[dramatic music]
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- Let's go.
- All right.
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- I'm busting you outta here!
- Shh.
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Don't--don't yell, man.
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You might as well
ring the alarm.
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- Good idea, yeah.
- No--
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[alarm blaring]
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Look, look, he--ah!
He's--
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- Oh, hi, Tom.
- It was--
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Good to see you guys.
Yeah.
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Oh, boy, I did it
again, didn't I?
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It's actually very ironic,
'cause when I was
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a prison guard--
when I was a prison guard,
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I wasn't allowed
to talk to the prisoners.
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That was the thing,
they said to me,
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"If you talk to those prisoners,
you're gonna get in trouble.
268
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You're gonna get in trouble."
Now that I'm in here with you,
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I can talk as much as I want.
Just babble on, and babble on,
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and babble on, we can talk about
anything you want. Any--any--
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[upbeat rock music]
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♪
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Hello and welcome
to Teaching Center.
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I'm Boyd Maxwell,
with today's top stories
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from the exciting world
of teaching.
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And I'm Perry Schmidt.
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Well, now we know.
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The long awaited announcement
by star English teacher
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Ruby Ruhf has sent teaching fans
across the nation into a frenzy.
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I've enjoyed my time
in Ohio very much,
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but I'm pleased to announce
that I'm taking my talents
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back to New York City.
Thank you very much.
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Apparently, PS431 has made Ruby
an offer she couldn't refuse.
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$80 million guaranteed
over six years,
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with another $40 million
in incentives
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based on test scores.
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This salary puts her
right up there
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with Rockridge Elementary's
Katie Hope
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and William Wu
out of--
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Colgate Magnet!
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All right, let's take a look
at yesterday's
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high school teacher draft
from Radio City Music Hall,
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where Central Rapids High,
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recipient of the worst
test scores last semester,
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made the first pick
that was no surprise to anyone.
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[all cheering]
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For the first pick,
Central Rapids High takes...
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calculus teacher Mike Yoast
from Tulsa Teacher's College.
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[all cheering]
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(Key)
And just like that,
you're a millionaire. Ha ha.
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(Peele)
Mike Yoast
is an unbelievable story,
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his father living
from paycheck to paycheck
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as a humble
pro football player.
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Kid was a natural mathlete.
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You know he's gonna buy
his mom a house.
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00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:41,297
- Oh, you know this.
- Oh, there's no way
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- around that.
- [laughs]
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You owe your mom.
[laughs]
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(announcer)
Today's highlight of the day
is brought to you
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by the 100% Black Angus Beef
Thickburger
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on a fresh-baked bun
from Carl's Jr. and Hardee's.
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Now it's time
for the highlight of the day.
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[rock music]
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Star history teacher
Ashley Ferguson has been
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running up them test scores
over at Vinz Clortho High.
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00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:07,656
- Okay.
- Whoo.
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00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:10,326
Confederate forces
fired first.
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00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:13,370
Can anyone tell me
where this battle took place?
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00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:14,997
Now, look at this.
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00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,999
She looks left,
then right,
323
00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:19,668
looks past the students
with their arms up in the air,
324
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,128
- spots Max near the back...
(Key) Whoo.
325
00:15:21,211 --> 00:15:24,965
Sees that even though his hand
isn't up, he's engaged.
326
00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:25,966
Max?
327
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:27,968
It was Fort Sumter?
328
00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:28,802
That's right.
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00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:30,679
Oh, come on.
See what she did there?
330
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,306
She's bringing a introvert
into the discussion, y'all.
331
00:15:32,389 --> 00:15:35,017
That's a teacher of the year
play right there.
332
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:36,060
That's right, Boyd.
You know, the confidence gained
333
00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:38,937
by Max by answering
that question correctly
334
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:41,565
will enhance his performance
throughout the rest of the year.
335
00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:43,025
No doubt.
Coming up after the break,
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00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:45,653
Mayfield Prep trades
French teacher Janeane Lowe
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00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:47,738
to Skyline High
for a head librarian
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00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:49,698
and two lunch ladies
to be named later.
339
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,075
And we'll get the inside scoop
on the impending
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00:15:51,158 --> 00:15:53,202
- teacher's strike that could...
- Uh-oh.
341
00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:54,411
Cripple the season.
342
00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:56,497
Next up,
on Teaching Center.
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00:15:56,580 --> 00:15:57,539
Whoo.
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00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,458
[rock music]
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00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:03,253
[dramatic music]
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00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:06,048
(Ruby voice-over)
Strength courses through me.
347
00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:08,676
I am velocity.
348
00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:10,427
I am power.
349
00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:11,428
[school bell ringing]
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♪
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00:16:14,264 --> 00:16:18,686
I am a leader,
a believer.
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00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:19,728
♪
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00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:23,023
I am the force that guides.
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00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:27,027
♪
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00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:30,531
I am the gateway
to what is possible,
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the path to the future.
357
00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:37,079
I am the future.
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00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:38,956
♪
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00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:42,292
(male announcer)
The all-new 2015 6 Series
is here.
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00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:44,420
Meet the new Teacher's Pet.
361
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:46,714
[haunting Western music]
362
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:50,092
You know what?
I'm not gon' be--
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00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:51,593
I'm not gonna be doing
no commercials.
364
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:52,553
- None?
- I'm not gonna sell
365
00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:56,140
my [bleep] out.
I'm gonna keep my integrity.
366
00:16:56,223 --> 00:16:57,141
That's good, 'cause that way,
you don't have to ever worry
367
00:16:57,224 --> 00:16:59,768
about buying a car
or anything like that.
368
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,562
But what,
just for argument's sake,
369
00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:05,107
what kind of figures
are people getting these days?
370
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:06,358
Well, like,
if it was a Sam--
371
00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:07,401
you know, maybe Samsung
or something,
372
00:17:07,483 --> 00:17:09,153
you might make $750,000,
or something like that.
373
00:17:09,236 --> 00:17:10,154
750...
374
00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:11,155
Yeah, yeah.
375
00:17:11,238 --> 00:17:13,781
- Thousand.
- I mean, you'd have to give up
376
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:14,825
- your phone--your iPhone.
- I'm in.
377
00:17:14,907 --> 00:17:16,785
- What?
- I'm in.
378
00:17:16,868 --> 00:17:17,744
I don't think there's an offer
on the table, or anything.
379
00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:19,079
Let's find one.
380
00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:20,247
Well, what about your, um,
artistic integrity?
381
00:17:20,329 --> 00:17:22,750
$750,000.
382
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:25,127
[bleep] 750, 500.
383
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:26,753
- What would you--would you--
- 250.
384
00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:27,838
Take it easy.
Now, wait a second.
385
00:17:27,921 --> 00:17:28,714
We'll do it together.
386
00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:30,090
Okay, yeah,
but we wouldn't just do
387
00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:31,341
a commercial for anybody, now.
388
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:32,801
- We wouldn't do it for anybody.
- Sss...
389
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,178
- I mean, if, you know--
- If they got $100,000 I am.
390
00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:37,347
Okay, let's say
that the Ku Klux Klan came
391
00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:38,307
for us to do a commercial.
392
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:40,350
For $100,000?
393
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:42,311
Well, [bleep] they're giving
back to the black community
394
00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:44,313
at that point--
me.
395
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,648
[haunting Western music]
396
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:50,152
[haunting Western music]
397
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:52,154
- Best comic book adaptation...
- Oh, yeah.
398
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:54,490
- to film hand down.
- It's--oh, yeah.
399
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:55,491
- No argument.
- Oh, yeah.
400
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:56,533
Oh.
See you later, girls.
401
00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:58,160
- All right.
- Oh, yeah.
402
00:17:58,243 --> 00:18:01,580
Um, I know I'm in the minority
here, but I don't really like
403
00:18:01,663 --> 00:18:02,831
the Christopher Nolan
Batman movies.
404
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,124
- [scoffs]
- I don't.
405
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,126
I really just feel like
they're...overrated.
406
00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:09,671
Okay.
407
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:11,757
[all laughing]
408
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:14,551
Well, that's, um,
that's just an opinion.
409
00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,512
You see, that's why
I prefaced it by saying,
410
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:19,139
"I know I'm in the minority."
411
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:20,224
Awkward.
412
00:18:20,307 --> 00:18:21,225
[both snickering]
413
00:18:21,308 --> 00:18:23,185
You know, what, no.
No.
414
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:24,186
Not really.
It's not awkward,
415
00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:27,356
at least not until
you said "awkward."
416
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:29,316
Now it's awkward,
because of what you said.
417
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:32,569
Anyway.
418
00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:34,196
Anyway, what?
Anyway, what?
419
00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:36,365
Really, 'cause when you say
"anyway,"
420
00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:39,368
then you have to follow it up
with an actual contribution
421
00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:43,205
to the conversation
we're having.
422
00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:44,498
- Yikes.
- No, look at me.
423
00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:46,375
Look at me. Look at me.
Look at me. Look at me.
424
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:47,876
There's no "yikes,"
and the reason why
425
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,711
there's no "yikes" is,
there's nothing scary
426
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,630
about this situation, okay?
427
00:18:51,713 --> 00:18:53,173
It's a very low-stakes
situation.
428
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:54,383
- All right.
429
00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:55,843
No, not "all right."
Come here. No.
430
00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:56,385
Don't look at him. Don't look
at either of those guys.
431
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:58,554
Look at me, all right?
432
00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:00,556
"All right," what?
433
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:01,849
'Cause after you say
"all right,"
434
00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:04,560
you have to follow that up
with something.
435
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:06,562
Don't do it.
436
00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:08,397
Don't look at them.
437
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:09,231
Do not look at them.
438
00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:11,692
No--No.
Do not look at them.
439
00:19:11,775 --> 00:19:12,734
Do not look at them.
Don't do it.
440
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:13,819
Tell us how you really feel.
441
00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:15,529
Okay, you know what?
I'll tell you how I really feel.
442
00:19:15,612 --> 00:19:17,239
Listen, I really feel
like you're an asshole
443
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:20,409
who has nothing interesting
to say.
444
00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:22,744
So what--oh.
No. Don't.
445
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,788
No, don't look at them.
Turn your head.
446
00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:26,874
Turn it.
Right here.
447
00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:30,127
Tell me an opinion
that you have about something.
448
00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:32,546
Just one opinion that you have
about anything at all.
449
00:19:32,629 --> 00:19:34,423
Just share an opinion.
Anything. Share an opinion.
450
00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:36,258
Share an opinion.
Share an opinion.
451
00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:37,926
Share an opinion right now.
Just off the top of your head.
452
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,761
Share an opinion.
Anything.
453
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,263
Just one opinion,
that's all I'm asking.
454
00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:42,890
Share one opinion right now.
455
00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:44,766
- Share it. Share an opinion.
- Ah, ah, ah...
456
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:47,227
I don't have an opinion,
and that's why I just like
457
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:50,230
everything that everyone else
likes in pop culture.
458
00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:50,355
[groans]
459
00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:59,448
[sobs]
460
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,619
[sobbing]
461
00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:09,708
Don't look at me.
462
00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:14,463
Don't look at me!
Don't look at me!
463
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:22,763
[sobbing]
464
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:27,434
Okay.
465
00:20:27,517 --> 00:20:30,312
[haunting Western music]
466
00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:33,357
Can you recall the last place
you felt out of place?
467
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:36,652
I feel a little out of place
everywhere, to be honest, like--
468
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:38,320
Mm, that's the mark
of a genius.
469
00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:43,325
I...can't say
I disagree with you.
470
00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:48,330
But...these equations
happening in my head, these...
471
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:51,333
Oh, boy.
What have I done?
472
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:54,670
Ideas--nay, concepts.
473
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:56,463
♪ I'm gonna do
my one line here ♪
474
00:20:56,546 --> 00:20:58,298
Oh, yeah.
475
00:21:00,717 --> 00:21:02,260
[yelling]
476
00:21:04,721 --> 00:21:06,473
Ra!
477
00:21:06,556 --> 00:21:07,808
[babbling]
478
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:10,352
Ya, ya?
479
00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:12,729
You can just use English
when you're talking to me, man.
480
00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:13,730
Okay, listen to me.
I'm just saying,
481
00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:14,856
all I did was
enhance the bit.
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