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[all chanting]
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Hey, hey, hey, y'all,
wait up, hold on.
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Hold on.
Listen up. Listen up.
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- Yeah.
- Come on, man.
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Y'all ready for this?
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(all)
Yeah!
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That's right, y'all.
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'Cause you know what?
We only get one chance.
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[all cheering]
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Let's leave it all
on the field today.
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[all cheering]
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No doubt.
We gon' give 'em something
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they can remember.
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(all)
Yeah.
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Yeah, let's do this.
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Ah!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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We unstoppable!
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Ah.
(all) Yeah!
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But this is what
we worked for, y'all.
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[all cheering]
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It's time to handle
our business.
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Oh, we're number one
up in here.
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[all shouting]
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We the best of the best,
of the best, of the best.
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(all)
Oh!
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Don't never let nobody
tell you different.
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Failure is not an option.
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(all)
Oh!
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We gon' show 'em that
we're the best that ever was.
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[all shouting]
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Whoo!
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This is our time.
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This is our moment.
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Nah.
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We can't let nobody take this
away from us.
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[all shouting]
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We a team, y'all.
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We got to do this together.
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[grunting]
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Okay. I ain't never had
no family like this, y'all.
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[grunts]
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Y'all's my family.
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[grunts]
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Y'all my brothers forever.
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You know I got
your back, y'all!
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And I know y'all got mine.
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[grunting]
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(all)
Whoa!
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We taking this all the way
to the Super Bowl, y'all.
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This is our year.
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That's right.
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This is our destiny.
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[tense music]
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♪ ♪
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What?
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[all coughing]
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♪ ♪
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[suspenseful music]
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♪ ♪
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Let's keep doing like
we been doing all season.
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♪ ♪
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If we do
what we was trained to do...
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can't nobody stop us.
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[ominous music]
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♪ ♪
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(on phone)
We can do anything
we set our minds to.
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♪ ♪
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[sword hits floor]
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♪ ♪
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[whimpering]
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[timer beeping]
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[classical music]
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[loud explosion]
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Play this game like it's
the last game of your lives.
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♪ ♪
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[haunting Western music]
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♪ ♪
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[whistling]
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Hm.
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You know,
let me ask you a question.
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Sure.
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When you fart...
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Mm-hmm.
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Why don't we just call that
a butt queef?
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You know what I mean?
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Instead of calling--
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And then, you know,
the sound that comes out of...
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- There was a--
- the vagina, why would we not--
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- like, a 45 minute silence.
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And then that's
the first question?
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I just wanted to know.
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Where do we get
that word from?
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I mean, how's that
gotten past everybody?
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Okay.
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This is beyond the pale, sir.
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[haunting Western music]
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[speaking indistinctly]
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[militaristic music]
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♪ ♪
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- Hillary.
- Mr. President.
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It's always good to see you.
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I pretended to like you
for seven years.
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You remember my anger
translator, Luther.
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Good to see you,
too, Mr. President.
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My hatred for you
is a pure force of nature
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that is gonna move me
onward to my destiny.
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And this is my anger translator,
Savannah.
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I trust you've been busy.
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Bet your arms are tired
from stabbing me in the back
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on the campaign trail.
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Saying you don't like
my foreign policy?
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What the [bleep], woman?
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You wrote the damn policy!
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[bleep].
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Well, you know how it is
to campaign for president.
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You know how
this [bleep] works.
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You do whatever you got to do
to get your ass elected.
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And right now, you are the dead
skunk I got to step over.
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Should be smooth sailing
to the nominations.
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Even you couldn't [bleep] it up
against these assholes.
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Well, it's too early to say,
of course.
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I got this job locked down.
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Unless something terrible
happens,
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like you campaigning for me.
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Oh, that's b--Mm.
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Oh, I got a feeling
that come 2016,
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you and Bill will be back
in the White House.
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Yeah, and you're gonna
be busy as [bleep]
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doing all the work 'cause I know
you're gonna fire them interns.
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What?
[imitates explosion]
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Well, I appreciate having you
as an ally, of course.
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Eight years ago
I had a lock on this job,
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until you showed up
out of nowhere.
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- Mm.
- And you stole it from me
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when you knew damn well
it was my turn.
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You think I ate all that
[bleep], standing there smiling
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next to my pussy-hound husband,
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so I could turn around
and become Secretary of State?
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Guess again, mother[bleep].
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You got my job
and I'm gonna get it back.
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And it's not gonna be easy
because you screwed the pooch
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six ways to Sunday.
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Folks just a soon vote
for a skinned possum
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as a Democrat.
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But that's okay.
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'Cause I'm gon' do it.
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I'm gonna win
this [bleep] election.
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And I am gonna bury you
and every goddamn man
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who ever stood in my way.
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- Savannah, take it down a bit.
- And 2016 is gonna--
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What is wrong with you, girl?
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You are embarrassing
the future president
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of the United States of America.
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Have a little class.
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It's always good to speak
with you, Hillary.
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You a nasty-ass bitch.
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Nice to talk to you, Barack.
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[bleep] you, dream-stealer.
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Damn, some people's
just too angry.
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[haunting Western music]
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I was on the train one time
and there was a dude.
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He was drunk.
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And my man was...
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Man, put your arm here.
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He's, like, like this
next to me.
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My man was like this.
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- My man was going...
- What?
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- Eww!
- [laughs]
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Eww!
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And eventually, I was like,
"Hey, man!"
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No.
Talking about "eventually."
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No, you know me. Like,
that's--that's hard for me.
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- "Hey, man!"
- "Hey, man!"
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And he was like,
"Rah, rah, rah."
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You've been tiddling my arm
for the last half hour.
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Quit tiddling, man.
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- Quit tiddling already.
- Ain't nobody asked you.
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20 minutes is one thing,
but half hour?
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I'ma give you--
I'ma give you--Hey--
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I'ma give you 20 minutes
to stop that.
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20 minutes max.
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That was really creepy.
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[haunting Western music]
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[low music in headphones]
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♪ ♪
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Yo.
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Hey, yo.
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Hey, yo.
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Yo, yo.
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Excuse--Excuse me?
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Oh man, oh man, oh man.
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I'll tell you one thing,
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if 9/11st were to happen up
on this here plane,
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psht, don't worry.
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We got this.
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Oh.
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Okay, I have no idea
what you're talking about.
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He said that if them terries
is gonna try something
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up in here today, like
the bounce, boogie, and bump,
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that we got this [bleep]
on lock.
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Terr--Do you mean terrorists?
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- Oh yeah.
- Hells yeah, baby.
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He ain't talking
about Teri Garr.
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And I certainly ain't talking
about no terry cloth.
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I mean, if a terry up
on this plane,
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even thinking about trying
to do something,
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we gon' draxx him up.
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You're gonna--
You're gonna what?
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We're gonna
draxx him sklounst.
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I think what my partner's
trying to say
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is if any terries
come up in here,
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- we gon' get our Berger on.
- Yeah.
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Did something happen,
or did I miss something?
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Is this hypothetical, or...
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Oh, we're gon' definitely
drop some hypotheticals
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on that terry's clavicle,
'cause I'm talking 'bout...
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[imitates neck breaking]
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[both imitating blood spurting]
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Don't you just wish though?
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Don't you just wish
in your heart of hearts...
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Some terry would come up
in here, trying some grab-ass,
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and the touchy-feely?
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That's the opposite of what I
want to have happen on a plane.
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Okay. That's unfortunate.
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Conference.
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This was unexpected.
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It certainly was.
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I'm thrown right now as
to who's gonna be our comrade.
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I can still hear you.
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He doesn't have the heart,
nor the gumption.
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You're literally right next
to me, so...
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On three, break.
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Three.
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Yoo-hoo.
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I got an idea,
feel free to say no,
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but can we switch seats?
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I will not take no
for an answer.
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Why?
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That's the combat seat,
Jonathan Livingston Seagull.
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If you gon' be
in the combat seat
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then you gots to be willing
to blast up on some terries.
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Because with great power
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come great responsitrillitrust.
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Okay. I just--
I just wanted some leg room.
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Um...
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Okay, Max Legroom.
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You get yours.
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Meanwhile, I'm gon' go
Hayden Pantinerry
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on some terries.
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Especially when they get froggy.
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Ribbit, ribbit.
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- Yeah.
- Um...
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You gon' have to be ready
to kidnap a terry.
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- I don't--
- You gon' have to be ready
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to torture a terry.
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I don't think
that's necessary.
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Absolutely, you have to
fireboard those motherjammers.
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I don't even understand
what that means.
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Do you trust me?
262
00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:31,292
No.
263
00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:33,919
I'll take that as a yes.
264
00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:34,211
Okay.
265
00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:36,172
Trust.
266
00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:39,258
These terries come up in here
trying to act froggy...
267
00:12:39,341 --> 00:12:41,469
Whoo!
268
00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:43,679
Then we gon' give them
the Rainbow Connection.
269
00:12:43,762 --> 00:12:46,640
Here, froggy, froggy,
froggy, froggy.
270
00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:47,641
Is that a box cutter?
271
00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:50,644
Oh, you best believe it, baby.
272
00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:55,232
We gon' be eatin'
like Diane Keaton.
273
00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:57,109
2.36 inches, baby.
274
00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:59,862
Shifax.
275
00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:01,322
Perfectly leg-well.
276
00:13:01,405 --> 00:13:04,492
And if those don't work,
277
00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:07,161
you know I'm working up
that Plan B, brother.
278
00:13:07,244 --> 00:13:08,621
[suspenseful music]
279
00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:09,997
You have a gun?
280
00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:11,248
Oh, yeah.
3-D printer, baby.
281
00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:13,959
100% polyurethane.
282
00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:17,546
They can't detect
these mamajamas.
283
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,173
They have a--
They have a weap--
284
00:13:19,256 --> 00:13:20,049
They have--
They--
285
00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:20,966
They have a weapon!
They have a weapon!
286
00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:22,968
- Oh, God!
- These guys got a weapon.
287
00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:24,470
- Who got a weapon?
- Where you at terry?
288
00:13:24,553 --> 00:13:25,971
Everybody relax.
We takin' control of this plane.
289
00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:27,890
No, wait a minute,
I'm not with them.
290
00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:29,183
[all shouting]
291
00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:31,894
The guy on the right
is the ringleader.
292
00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:32,978
Ow!
293
00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:34,563
I don't know them.
I don't know them.
294
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:35,564
I don't know those guys.
295
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:36,607
I'm on vacation.
296
00:13:36,690 --> 00:13:40,402
[whimsical music]
297
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:48,327
♪ ♪
298
00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:49,995
Draxx.
299
00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:51,372
Them.
300
00:13:51,455 --> 00:13:52,122
Sklounst.
301
00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:56,085
[haunting Western music]
302
00:13:57,586 --> 00:14:00,923
I think of myself
as a male feminist.
303
00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:01,882
- Do you now?
- Okay?
304
00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:03,634
- Mm-hmm.
- But does--so--
305
00:14:03,717 --> 00:14:04,593
But does that mean,
like, if a girl comes over
306
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,554
and she's just, boom!
307
00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:08,931
She just got like, poof, poof.
308
00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:13,310
Looking like she's hiding a
couple of aardvarks back there.
309
00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:14,270
I'm not supposed to look?
310
00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:16,063
Aardvarks?
311
00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:18,732
You know, just, pow, pow pow!
312
00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:19,650
No, wait a second.
313
00:14:19,733 --> 00:14:21,110
Looking like she's
dealing some sauce.
314
00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:22,778
I'm just trying
to get over "aardvarks."
315
00:14:22,861 --> 00:14:24,947
Well,
what is the sexiest animal
316
00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:25,614
that you would compare
to female anatomy?
317
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,741
I would just a completely,
318
00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:29,952
a completely different object
in the world.
319
00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:31,662
Not even an animal.
Just, like, two--
320
00:14:31,745 --> 00:14:33,330
two grapefruits.
321
00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:35,207
Two grapefruit--dude, what you
talking 'bout grapefruits?
322
00:14:35,290 --> 00:14:36,625
You know, listen,
we're doing it.
323
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,711
We're objectifying women
right now as we're doing it.
324
00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:41,463
- Are we?
- Oh, my God.
325
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:44,216
[haunting Western music]
326
00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:49,555
[sea shanty music]
327
00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:51,473
♪ ♪
328
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:52,975
♪ I once met a lass so fine ♪
329
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:56,312
♪ She was drunk on barley wine ♪
330
00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:57,980
♪ I'd been to sea
for months a'three ♪
331
00:14:58,063 --> 00:15:01,066
♪ I knew I could make her mine ♪
332
00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:02,985
♪ And the lass
was past consent ♪
333
00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:06,488
♪ So it was off
with her we went ♪
334
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:08,657
♪ And we threw her in bed
and rested her head ♪
335
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:13,495
♪ And we left 'cause
that's what gentlemen do ♪
336
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:17,666
(all)
♪ A woman has a right
to a drink or two ♪
337
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:21,337
♪ Without worrying
about what you will do ♪
338
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:25,174
♪ We say "Yo Ho!"
but we don't say "ho" ♪
339
00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:28,135
♪ 'Cause "ho"
is disrespectful, yo ♪
340
00:15:28,218 --> 00:15:31,013
♪ ♪
341
00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:33,182
♪ There once was a girl
from Leeds ♪
342
00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:35,351
♪ Who I heard was good
on her knees ♪
343
00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:37,353
♪ So I docked my ship
for an overnight trip ♪
344
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:39,021
♪ To take care of all my needs ♪
345
00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:41,940
♪ She was fine
as the tales did tell ♪
346
00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:42,983
♪ And my mast began to swell ♪
347
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:46,528
♪ So I laid her down
and raised her gown ♪
348
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:47,946
♪ And performed cunnilingus
for an hour or so ♪
349
00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:53,619
(all)
♪ Always take care
of your lady fair ♪
350
00:15:53,702 --> 00:15:57,039
♪ 'Cause they deserve as much
attention down there ♪
351
00:15:57,122 --> 00:16:00,876
♪ We say "Yo Ho!"
but we don't say "ho" ♪
352
00:16:00,959 --> 00:16:04,338
♪ 'Cause "ho"
is disrespectful, yo ♪
353
00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:07,883
♪ ♪
354
00:16:07,966 --> 00:16:09,385
♪ I once had a woman so fair ♪
355
00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:11,720
♪ Whose womb contained my heir ♪
356
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,055
♪ With a son by my side,
the seas we'd ride ♪
357
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:15,140
♪ The child she would bear ♪
358
00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:17,059
♪ But my girl,
she was no fool ♪
359
00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:19,770
♪ She was working her way
through school ♪
360
00:16:19,853 --> 00:16:22,022
♪ So I did support
when she chose to abort ♪
361
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:24,858
♪ 'Cause it's her body
and, therefore, her choice ♪
362
00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:29,238
(all)
♪ No, we don't say "booty" ♪
363
00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:31,323
♪ Unless we're talking
'bout gold ♪
364
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:34,118
♪ We don't look at chests
unless there treasure holds ♪
365
00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:36,078
♪ With a hat,
and a feather ♪
366
00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:38,247
♪ And a cutlass on our hip ♪
367
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:39,415
♪ We don't ever say "she" ♪
368
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:42,501
♪ When we're talkin'
about our ship ♪
369
00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:45,963
♪ We don't say "bitch"
and we don't say "whore" ♪
370
00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:51,760
♪ 'Cause that language leads
to things like body dysmorphia ♪
371
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,429
♪ There was a lady
with a golden eye ♪
372
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:54,680
♪ And the doctor
said she would die ♪
373
00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:56,765
♪ So she emptied her purse
to lift the curse ♪
374
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,476
♪ And prayed to stay alive ♪
375
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,437
♪ She awoke the very next day ♪
376
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,731
♪ And in her grave she lay ♪
377
00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:06,275
♪ But the scariest part
of the story from the start ♪
378
00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:07,276
♪ Is I bet you assumed
the doctor was a man ♪
379
00:17:10,028 --> 00:17:16,117
[all gasping]
380
00:17:16,117 --> 00:17:19,288
(all)
♪ Women are doctors, too ♪
381
00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:23,125
♪ And for a fraction
of doubloons ♪
382
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:26,795
♪ We say "Yo Ho!"
but we don't say "ho" ♪
383
00:17:26,878 --> 00:17:32,634
♪ 'Cause "ho"
is disrespectful, yo ♪
384
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:34,386
♪ There was a slut
with tits to here ♪
385
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:38,307
♪ And an ass like-- ♪
[gunshot]
386
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:40,309
[dramatic music]
387
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:48,317
♪ ♪
388
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:11,173
♪ 'Cause it's "Yo Ho!"
but we don't say "ho" ♪
389
00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:13,008
(all)
♪ 'Cause "ho" is ♪
390
00:18:13,091 --> 00:18:18,680
♪ Disrespectful, yo ♪
391
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:22,434
[all cheering]
392
00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:29,441
[haunting Western music]
393
00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:31,527
[suspenseful music]
394
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:38,659
♪ ♪
395
00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:42,287
This is 288, I'm investigating
the report of a disturbance.
396
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:43,747
(over radio)
Roger that, 288.
397
00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:51,755
♪ ♪
398
00:18:58,220 --> 00:18:58,303
Freeze!
399
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:04,518
Because I got a popsicle,
you think--
400
00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:05,477
Gun!
401
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,440
[heroic music]
402
00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:13,694
♪ ♪
403
00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:17,531
[suspenseful music]
404
00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:19,825
Oh, rats.
405
00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:21,910
(both)
Whoa.
406
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,704
Watch out!
That black guy's got a gun
407
00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:24,663
and he's gonna steal
your banana!
408
00:19:24,746 --> 00:19:26,456
(both)
What?
409
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:29,501
[shouting]
410
00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:33,046
[heroic music]
411
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:34,339
Go. Go.
Go, go, go, go, go, go,
412
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:34,715
go, go go, go, go, go.
413
00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:36,925
Come on.
414
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:39,469
Sir!
415
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:41,138
You're gonna have
to leave the area.
416
00:19:41,221 --> 00:19:42,055
There's been a disturbance.
417
00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:44,266
Go.
For your safety, sir.
418
00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:47,185
Go now.
Please.
419
00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:50,022
Okay. Go, go, go.
Get going.
420
00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:51,106
[shouts]
421
00:19:51,189 --> 00:19:53,358
Big fuzzy gun!
422
00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:56,361
[shouting]
423
00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:59,406
[dramatic music]
424
00:19:59,489 --> 00:20:05,162
♪ ♪
425
00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:13,670
I mean, it was like,
it was like, you know, a holiday
426
00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:14,963
for people having guns.
427
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,381
God damn it!
428
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:17,799
Mayor's on a warpath.
429
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,885
Who's responsible for this mess?
430
00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:23,138
I'm sorry, Chief.
It was me.
431
00:20:23,221 --> 00:20:24,222
Gun!
432
00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:26,224
[shouting]
433
00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:33,273
God damn it!
434
00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:34,316
Coffee cup.
435
00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:36,318
My bad.
436
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:40,030
Anyway, the last seven
came out of nowhere.
437
00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:42,199
[haunting Western music]
438
00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:45,494
If you need to pee,
let me pull over
439
00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:47,162
and you can pee
in this enormous sandbox.
440
00:20:47,245 --> 00:20:48,705
No, no. I'm good.
I just don't want you to stop.
441
00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:49,831
Let's go,
we're almost there.
442
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:51,166
Look--look
where you're aiming.
443
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,001
You haven't seen--oops!
444
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,337
No--"oops"? What? What's the
oops? What was the oop?
445
00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:57,506
♪ I'm gonna do
my one line here ♪
446
00:20:57,589 --> 00:20:58,256
Oh, yeah.
447
00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:04,888
And if them terries
come up in here,
448
00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:08,350
we would stwack it
and quack it.
449
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:09,518
[laughter]
450
00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:12,521
Okay.
451
00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:14,523
I feel like y'all
are very excited.
452
00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:15,357
- Yeah.
- Um, I act--
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