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THERE WE GO. 7 00:00:22,397 --> 00:00:26,609 OH, MAN. 8 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:28,486 [groaning] 9 00:00:28,570 --> 00:00:31,698 [crying] 10 00:00:34,075 --> 00:00:35,994 [sobbing] 11 00:00:44,043 --> 00:00:46,921 WHY? 12 00:00:47,005 --> 00:00:49,924 [sobbing] 13 00:00:52,343 --> 00:00:54,179 WHOO! 14 00:00:56,931 --> 00:00:58,475 OKAY. 15 00:00:58,558 --> 00:01:00,477 LET'S START PEEING. 16 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:01,144 [zipper opens] 17 00:01:01,227 --> 00:01:01,936 [urine rushing forcefully] 18 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:04,313 [zipper closes] THERE WE GO. 19 00:01:04,397 --> 00:01:06,483 [urinal flushes] 20 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:10,737 - WHAT THE F-- 21 00:01:10,820 --> 00:01:13,782 [haunting Western music] 22 00:01:13,865 --> 00:01:21,789 ♪ ♪ 23 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:39,682 - YOU KNOW, LIKE, IN A SPY MOVIE OR, LIKE, A JAMES BOND MOVIE, 24 00:01:39,765 --> 00:01:42,018 THERE WILL ALWAYS BE, LIKE, A COLORFUL HENCHMAN. 25 00:01:42,101 --> 00:01:45,479 - THAT GUY IS 99% OF THE TIME MORE FEMININE THAN THE LEAD. 26 00:01:45,563 --> 00:01:46,981 - THAN THE-- YES, EXACTLY. 27 00:01:47,065 --> 00:01:48,441 - GAY PEOPLE ARE EVIL IS WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY. 28 00:01:48,525 --> 00:01:50,860 - GAY PEOPLE IS EVIL--THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY. 29 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:52,654 - THAT'S WHAT'S GOING ON. - WE KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 30 00:01:52,737 --> 00:01:54,197 - THESE DUDES IS PUTTING... 31 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:55,990 [deep voice] THE ALPHA BAD-ASS TYPE 32 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:57,616 IN THE LEAD, 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT PURE GOODNESS IS. 33 00:01:57,700 --> 00:01:59,536 - RIGHT, RIGHT. 34 00:01:59,619 --> 00:02:01,204 - [effeminately] AND THEN THE FOP. 35 00:02:01,287 --> 00:02:03,498 WELL, THE FOP IS TRYING TO KILL THE PRESIDENT. 36 00:02:03,581 --> 00:02:04,707 - [effeminately] I'M A DANGEROUS FOP. 37 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:06,125 TALKING ABOUT CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER. 38 00:02:06,209 --> 00:02:07,836 - TALKING ABOUT IN THE LINE OF FIRE, RIGHT? 39 00:02:07,919 --> 00:02:09,920 - OH, MAN. - PLIP. 40 00:02:10,003 --> 00:02:11,506 - WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT DID I JUST POUND OUT? 41 00:02:11,589 --> 00:02:13,049 WHAT MOVIE? - IN THE LINE OF FIRE. 42 00:02:13,132 --> 00:02:14,092 - IN THE LINE OF FIRE. - YEAH, MAN. 43 00:02:14,175 --> 00:02:16,135 - WHAT DID I SAY-- CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER? 44 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:18,763 - [mumbling] - IN THE LINE OF FIRE. 45 00:02:18,847 --> 00:02:20,849 - DIFFERENT POLITICAL SENTENCE TITLE. 46 00:02:20,932 --> 00:02:21,891 - THAT'S THE ONE. 47 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:24,644 [laughing] YEAH, RIGHT. 48 00:02:25,687 --> 00:02:26,563 [tense music] 49 00:02:26,646 --> 00:02:28,606 WELL, WELL, WELL... 50 00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:30,692 JACK, WELCOME. 51 00:02:30,775 --> 00:02:32,694 MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE. 52 00:02:32,777 --> 00:02:35,113 YOU'RE GOING TO BE HERE FOR QUITE SOME TIME. 53 00:02:35,196 --> 00:02:36,447 - YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS, DRAVIC. 54 00:02:36,531 --> 00:02:38,449 [spits] 55 00:02:38,533 --> 00:02:41,035 - THAT IS ALL, DAQUAN. 56 00:02:41,119 --> 00:02:42,537 LEAVE US. 57 00:02:42,620 --> 00:02:50,545 ♪ ♪ 58 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:55,758 NOW, WHERE WERE WE, THEN? - [chuckles] 59 00:02:55,841 --> 00:02:57,385 YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME, DRAVIC. 60 00:02:57,468 --> 00:02:59,429 THE MILITARY CODES WERE DESTROYED. 61 00:02:59,512 --> 00:03:02,223 - IS THAT SO? 62 00:03:02,307 --> 00:03:04,934 I THINK YOU'RE BLUFFING, JACK, 63 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:07,061 AND I AM ABOUT TO CALL... 64 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:14,777 YOUR BLUFF. 65 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:19,073 YOU SEE, JACK, I AM A PLAYER IN THIS GAME. 66 00:03:19,157 --> 00:03:20,783 BUT... [chuckles] 67 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:22,076 I'M ALSO THE DEALER. 68 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:25,121 I HOLD ALL OF THE CARDS. [door rattles] 69 00:03:32,128 --> 00:03:33,588 [sighs, clears throat] 70 00:03:33,671 --> 00:03:34,505 [chuckles] 71 00:03:34,589 --> 00:03:37,091 YOU SEE, JACK, IF I WERE TO GO ALL-IN, 72 00:03:37,175 --> 00:03:39,177 YOU WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO COVER THE BET. 73 00:03:46,809 --> 00:03:51,481 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 74 00:03:51,564 --> 00:03:53,983 - I WAS THINKING, LIKE, 75 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:57,320 MAYBE I COULD BE, LIKE, YOUR TORTURING ASSISTANT 76 00:03:57,403 --> 00:03:58,154 OR SOMETHING? 77 00:03:58,237 --> 00:04:00,657 I COULD BE IN THE ROOM WITH YOU 78 00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:01,783 AND BE THAT GUY THAT STANDS IN THE BACKGROUND 79 00:04:01,866 --> 00:04:03,660 ALL INTIMIDATING-LIKE. 80 00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:04,661 AND THAT WAY-- 81 00:04:04,744 --> 00:04:06,579 - FINE, FINE. 82 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:08,957 OVER THERE, AND KEEP YOUR TRAP SHUT. 83 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:10,917 - YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I-- THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING. 84 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:17,173 - [chuckles] 85 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:18,173 - ARE YOU TWO DONE WITH YOUR LITTLE LADIES' CHAT? 86 00:04:18,257 --> 00:04:22,011 - OH! SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT. 87 00:04:25,264 --> 00:04:28,351 - YOU KNOW, JACK, IT'S VERY APROPOS THAT YOU WOULD SAY THAT, 88 00:04:28,434 --> 00:04:32,271 BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE WE SHOULD HAVE A CHAT. 89 00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:37,068 AND WHEN I SAY "WE," I MEAN JUST YOU AND ME. 90 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:43,032 ARE YOU A CHESS PLAYER, JACK? 91 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:44,701 - SURE. 92 00:04:44,784 --> 00:04:47,036 - SO THEN YOU ARE AWARE THAT EACH PIECE 93 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,038 SERVES A DIFFERENT FUNCTION. 94 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:51,165 [plastic crinkling] 95 00:04:51,249 --> 00:04:52,834 YOU S-- 96 00:04:52,917 --> 00:04:53,293 [crinkling stops] 97 00:04:57,797 --> 00:04:59,841 WHEREAS YOU ARE MERELY A PAWN, 98 00:04:59,924 --> 00:05:03,177 YOU SEE, JACK, I AM A QUEEN. [plastic crinkling] 99 00:05:03,261 --> 00:05:04,512 [crinkling stops] 100 00:05:04,595 --> 00:05:09,726 I AM ALLOWED TO MOVE AROUND THE BOARD WITH IMPUNITY. 101 00:05:09,809 --> 00:05:11,936 [plastic crinkling] 102 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:13,813 WHAT IS WITH THE LOLLIPOP? 103 00:05:13,896 --> 00:05:18,234 - YO, MAN, I WAS THINKING, LIKE, MAYBE DURING YOUR CHESS SPEECH, 104 00:05:18,317 --> 00:05:19,777 YOU COULD SUCK ON THIS LOLLIPOP, 105 00:05:19,861 --> 00:05:21,529 'CAUSE THEN THAT SHOWS HIM, LIKE, 106 00:05:21,612 --> 00:05:22,905 YOU SO COMFORTABLE WITH TORTURE, 107 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:25,908 YOU JUST DO SOMETHING STUPID LIKE SUCKING ON A LOLLIPOP. 108 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:28,453 YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING? 109 00:05:28,536 --> 00:05:30,455 [thud] 110 00:05:30,538 --> 00:05:32,749 - I NEED YOU TO GO OVER THERE RIGHT NOW. 111 00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:33,582 I NEED YOU TO BE STILL. 112 00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:36,502 OKAY? 113 00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:37,545 - OR-- - NO. 114 00:05:37,628 --> 00:05:41,299 THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO "OR" INVOLVED. 115 00:05:41,382 --> 00:05:45,094 GO OVER THERE. - OKAY. 116 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:46,721 YOU SHOULDN'T CALL YOURSELF A QUEEN, THOUGH, 117 00:05:46,804 --> 00:05:47,805 'CAUSE WHERE I'M FROM, 118 00:05:47,889 --> 00:05:49,474 THAT MEANS SOMETHING DIFFERENT THAN WHAT-- 119 00:05:49,557 --> 00:05:50,892 - SHH. 120 00:05:50,975 --> 00:05:53,061 [breathes deeply] 121 00:05:53,811 --> 00:05:57,190 JACK... 122 00:05:57,273 --> 00:06:00,068 I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT 123 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:04,030 FOR A VERY, VERY LONG TIME. 124 00:06:04,113 --> 00:06:05,907 I WANTED TO MAKE AN INTRODUCTION 125 00:06:05,990 --> 00:06:09,452 TO YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND. 126 00:06:09,535 --> 00:06:10,787 [laughs evilly] 127 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:12,789 - I'LL NEVER TALK. 128 00:06:12,872 --> 00:06:15,750 - OH, THIS WILL MAKE YOU TALK, JACK. 129 00:06:18,503 --> 00:06:19,629 - PLUS, YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO STAB HIM AT FIRST. 130 00:06:19,712 --> 00:06:23,382 YOU COULD JUST, LIKE, CARESS HIS CHEEK WITH THE BLADE-- 131 00:06:23,466 --> 00:06:25,843 SOMETHING JUST REAL, LIKE, CRAZY. 132 00:06:25,927 --> 00:06:28,471 - YEAH, I GOT IT. I GOT IT. - YEAH, YOU GOOD. 133 00:06:28,554 --> 00:06:29,305 - THAT'S WHAT I WAS PLANNING ON DOING. 134 00:06:29,388 --> 00:06:31,974 I'M SORRY. WHERE DID WE FIND YOU? 135 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:33,476 - SHAQUAN'S COUSIN. 136 00:06:33,558 --> 00:06:34,102 - WHO IS SHAQUAN? 137 00:06:34,185 --> 00:06:36,521 - SHAQUAN. - NO, NO. 138 00:06:36,604 --> 00:06:37,939 I'M ASKING YOU WHO HE IS. 139 00:06:38,022 --> 00:06:41,109 - HE GOT KICKED INTO SOME LAVA, SO THAT'S WHEN I CAME IN. 140 00:06:41,192 --> 00:06:43,194 - OKAY. THAT'S WONDERFUL. 141 00:06:43,277 --> 00:06:45,530 I NEED YOU TO GO OVER THERE, 142 00:06:45,613 --> 00:06:48,699 AND I NEED YOU TO BE STOCK-STILL, 143 00:06:48,783 --> 00:06:50,576 LIKE A STATUE. 144 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:53,121 - AH, YEAH, YEAH. - NOW. 145 00:06:53,204 --> 00:06:55,581 LIKE, YOU NEED TO KEEP MOVING IN THAT DIRECTION. 146 00:06:55,665 --> 00:06:57,250 - NO. YEAH, I'M GOOD. 147 00:06:57,332 --> 00:06:58,251 - [sighs] 148 00:06:58,334 --> 00:07:00,211 JACK... 149 00:07:00,294 --> 00:07:02,505 THE MILITARY CODES ARE NOT EVEN 150 00:07:02,588 --> 00:07:05,550 THE PRIMARY REASON WHY YOU ARE HERE. 151 00:07:05,633 --> 00:07:08,761 I WANTED YOU ALL TO MYSELF. 152 00:07:08,845 --> 00:07:12,598 HE'S STANDING BACK THERE LIKE AN ACTUAL STATUE, ISN'T HE? 153 00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:14,225 - YEAH, IT'S WEIRD. 154 00:07:14,308 --> 00:07:17,186 - GOD DAMN HIM. 155 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:20,106 DAQUAN, YOU DON'T HAVE TO STAND LIKE AN ACTUAL STATUE-- 156 00:07:20,189 --> 00:07:20,857 NOT LITERALLY. I DIDN'T MEAN IT LITERALLY. 157 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:22,942 - OH, ALL RIGHT. 158 00:07:23,025 --> 00:07:24,652 I THOUGHT THAT SOUNDED STUPID 159 00:07:24,735 --> 00:07:25,319 WHEN YOU SAID THAT ORIGINALLY. 160 00:07:25,403 --> 00:07:27,655 - YEAH, IT WOULD BE STUPID 161 00:07:27,738 --> 00:07:29,490 FOR A PERSON TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 162 00:07:29,574 --> 00:07:30,992 - SHOOT, 'CAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW. I WAS LIKE, "WHAT? 163 00:07:31,075 --> 00:07:33,661 THAT DOESN'T MAKE"-- 164 00:07:33,744 --> 00:07:36,205 - OKAY. 165 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:39,082 JACK... 166 00:07:39,167 --> 00:07:44,046 TODAY YOU WILL EXPERIENCE THE MOST EXQUISITE PAIN. 167 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:47,341 I MAY OR MAY NOT-- - OH! YO! 168 00:07:47,425 --> 00:07:49,218 WE GOT PICTURES OF HIS GIRLFRIEND. 169 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:50,469 - UH-HUH. - THAT'S IT. 170 00:07:50,553 --> 00:07:51,554 THAT'S PRETTY MUCH TORTURE OVER RIGHT THERE. 171 00:07:51,637 --> 00:07:54,348 YOU COULD JUST SHOW HIM PICTURES OF HIS GIRLFRIEND, 172 00:07:54,432 --> 00:07:55,892 AND HE'LL DO WHATEVER YOU SAY. 173 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:57,476 THERE IT IS. OH! 174 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:59,979 YOU KNOW WHAT? EVEN BETTER--WE GOT A CAGE. 175 00:08:00,062 --> 00:08:01,230 IT'S GOT A HOLE AT THE BOTTOM, 176 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:02,982 SO YOU COULD PUT THAT OVER HIS HEAD. 177 00:08:03,065 --> 00:08:04,859 AND THIS OTHER HOLE-- YOU COULD PUT, LIKE, 178 00:08:04,942 --> 00:08:06,903 A RAT OR A SCORPION UP IN THERE. 179 00:08:06,986 --> 00:08:09,405 - THAT'S WHAT IT'S THERE FOR, DAQUAN, ALL RIGHT? 180 00:08:09,488 --> 00:08:11,782 THAT IS WHAT IT IS THERE FOR IN THE FIRST PLACE. 181 00:08:11,866 --> 00:08:14,160 ALL OF THE IMPLEMENTS THAT YOU'RE SEEING ON THE TABLE THERE 182 00:08:14,243 --> 00:08:16,746 ARE THERE FOR A PARTICULAR REASON! 183 00:08:20,124 --> 00:08:21,125 - WHAT ABOUT THAT? 184 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:24,086 - OH! YOU KNOW WHAT? 185 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:25,630 DAQUAN, WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE INVOLVED? 186 00:08:25,713 --> 00:08:29,800 - THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING SINCE THE BEGINNING. 187 00:08:29,884 --> 00:08:33,054 [tense music] 188 00:08:33,136 --> 00:08:35,014 I WAS THINKING... 189 00:08:35,097 --> 00:08:38,601 MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST TELL HIM, LIKE, THE MILITARY CODES. 190 00:08:43,147 --> 00:08:45,983 [haunting Western music] 191 00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:48,444 - I SMOKED WEED, LIKE, YOU KNOW, FIVE TIMES IN MY WHOLE LIFE. 192 00:08:48,527 --> 00:08:50,446 - UH-HUH. - AND ONE TIME, MAN... 193 00:08:50,529 --> 00:08:52,698 I DON'T KNOW IF IT WAS GOOD WEED 194 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:53,950 OR IF THERE WAS SOMETHING IN THE WEED, 195 00:08:54,033 --> 00:08:59,372 BUT I WAS JUST, LIKE--EVERYTHING I SAW WAS LIKE COLORFORMS. 196 00:08:59,455 --> 00:09:00,665 - MM-HMM, MM-HMM. - AND THERE WAS THIS ONE GIRL 197 00:09:00,748 --> 00:09:02,625 WHO I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH, SHE JUST LOOKED LIKE-- 198 00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:04,293 HER FACE WAS, LIKE, STRAIGHT CRAGGY, 199 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:05,044 LIKE A CARTOON YOU MIGHT SEE. 200 00:09:05,127 --> 00:09:07,255 - IN REAL LIFE OR... 201 00:09:07,338 --> 00:09:08,589 - A LITTLE IN REAL LIFE, BUT THEN IT WAS SUPER-- 202 00:09:08,673 --> 00:09:10,967 - IT ACCENTUATED. - IT GOT ACCENTUATED. 203 00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:13,844 AND I WAS JUST "STWIPED" OUT FOR, LIKE, 48 HOURS. 204 00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:15,346 AND I HAD TO GO TO THE PET STORE THE NEXT DAY 205 00:09:15,429 --> 00:09:16,931 AND JUST HANG OUT, LOOK AT SOME FISH... 206 00:09:17,014 --> 00:09:17,723 - [laughs] 207 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:20,393 - 'CAUSE I WAS-- I WAS JACKED OUT. 208 00:09:20,476 --> 00:09:21,686 - YEAH, YOU DID. 209 00:09:21,769 --> 00:09:24,146 - AND THEN I GOT SUPER SAD, AND THEN I THREW UP IN MY BEARD. 210 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:26,274 AND THEN I WAS LIKE, "THIS IS NOT GOOD." 211 00:09:26,357 --> 00:09:28,276 - [laughing] YOU HAD A BEARD! 212 00:09:28,359 --> 00:09:30,653 - I HAD A BIG-ASS-- 213 00:09:30,736 --> 00:09:32,488 BIG JAMES HARDEN BEARD. 214 00:09:35,074 --> 00:09:37,285 [school bell rings] 215 00:09:37,368 --> 00:09:38,661 [indistinct chatter] 216 00:09:38,744 --> 00:09:40,830 OKAY, STUDENTS, SETTLE DOWN. 217 00:09:40,913 --> 00:09:42,498 SETTLE DOWN. 218 00:09:42,581 --> 00:09:43,665 THAT INCLUDES YOU, MR. RODRIGUEZ. 219 00:09:43,749 --> 00:09:48,337 DO YOU WANT TO TAKE THE MILK CARTON OFF OF YOUR HEAD? 220 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:49,255 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 221 00:09:49,338 --> 00:09:53,050 WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST TODAY. 222 00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:55,261 HE'S FROM THIS NEIGHBORHOOD, 223 00:09:55,344 --> 00:09:58,180 AND HE'S A FORMER GANG MEMBER, 224 00:09:58,264 --> 00:10:01,225 AND HE'S COMING HERE THIS MORNING TO TALK TO YOU 225 00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:03,352 ABOUT LIFE CHOICES. 226 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:06,314 SO, PLEASE, GIVE A WARM CENTRAL HIGH SCHOOL WELCOME 227 00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:08,649 TO DONNIE HERRERA. 228 00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:10,651 [applause] 229 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:21,871 - I USED TO BE JUST LIKE YOU... 230 00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:24,874 [melancholy piano music] 231 00:10:24,957 --> 00:10:27,501 JUST LIKE YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU. 232 00:10:27,585 --> 00:10:30,963 USED TO CLOWN AROUND... 233 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:33,215 MAKE FUN OF THE PRINCIPAL... 234 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:35,968 PUT MILK ON MY HEAD, 235 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:39,013 JUST LIKE YOU, RODRIGUEZ. 236 00:10:39,096 --> 00:10:42,558 AND THEN... 237 00:10:42,641 --> 00:10:46,395 I GOT HIT WITH AIDS. 238 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:49,357 CONSEQUENCES. 239 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:54,320 GOT INTO SOME REAL TROUBLE, BOY. 240 00:10:54,403 --> 00:10:57,156 STOLE FROM MY MOM AND DAD... 241 00:10:57,239 --> 00:10:59,742 STOLE FROM MY OWN SISTER! 242 00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:02,953 AND THEN ONE DAY... 243 00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:04,455 A PIANO FELL ON MY HEAD. 244 00:11:04,538 --> 00:11:08,584 - WHAT? - CONSEQUENCES. 245 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,252 - I FEEL LIKE HE MISSED A STEP THERE. 246 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:11,253 - GAVE ME 88 CONCUSSIONS, 247 00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:14,006 ONE FOR EACH KEY. 248 00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:16,425 YOU'D THINK I'M LEARNING, BUT, NO. 249 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,928 SEE, I'M JUST LIKE YOU. 250 00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:19,929 I GOT BACK OUT THERE, 251 00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:24,016 STARTED MAKING SOME REAL CRIMES, HOMEBOY. 252 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:26,644 OH, YEAH. 253 00:11:26,727 --> 00:11:28,437 OH, YEAH. 254 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:31,440 AND THEN... 255 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:33,359 I GOT TRAMPLED BY A HERD OF BUFFALO. 256 00:11:33,442 --> 00:11:36,529 - WHAT? - CONSEQUENCES. 257 00:11:36,612 --> 00:11:39,031 - OKAY, DONNIE, I THINK WE'VE HAD ENOUGH. 258 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:41,450 - NOT DONE WITH MY STORY! 259 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:44,161 I WAS LIKE YOU! 260 00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:46,622 I DECIDED IT'D BE COOL 261 00:11:46,705 --> 00:11:50,418 TO HANG OUT WITH SOME OF THE TOUGH KIDS. 262 00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:51,877 MM. YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT. 263 00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:56,966 THEY WERE HANGING ON THE STREETS LATE AT NIGHT. 264 00:11:57,049 --> 00:12:00,803 MORE THAN CIGARETTE SMOKERS, HOMES. 265 00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:03,222 AND THEN... 266 00:12:03,305 --> 00:12:06,642 ONE DAY I GOT SHOT OUT OF A CATAPULT. 267 00:12:06,725 --> 00:12:07,476 - THAT'S IT. OKAY. 268 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:08,936 - INTO THE MOUTH OF A DRAGON! 269 00:12:09,019 --> 00:12:12,106 - STUDENTS, EVERYTHING YOU'VE HEARD HERE TODAY IS A LIE. 270 00:12:12,189 --> 00:12:12,690 - I DON'T LIE ANYMORE. 271 00:12:12,773 --> 00:12:13,649 - YOU'RE ALL EXCUSED. 272 00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:19,447 - LOOK AT ME! - PLEASE, I APOLOGIZE. 273 00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:21,365 - I SHOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE! 274 00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:22,324 - THANK YOU, AURELIO. 275 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:24,326 I APOLOGIZE, DENISE. 276 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:25,911 - SO I GOT REALLY DEEP INTO CRIME. 277 00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:29,665 I DID A DRIVE-BY AT MY OWN DAUGHTER'S QUINCEAÑERA! 278 00:12:29,748 --> 00:12:33,502 YEAH, SHOT UP EVERYBODY-- DEAD, KILLED! 279 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,337 YEAH! 280 00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:37,173 YEAH! 281 00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:38,841 THEN I GOT SUCKED INTO A WORMHOLE. 282 00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:39,842 CONSEQUENCES. 283 00:12:39,925 --> 00:12:41,844 - THAT'S IT. OKAY. EVERYBODY GO. 284 00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:42,970 - I WAS IN ANOTHER DIMENSION, 285 00:12:43,053 --> 00:12:45,806 TRIED TO INTRODUCE MY OWN PARENTS TO EACH OTHER. 286 00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:47,224 ALMOST FAILED. ARM WAS DISAPPEARING. 287 00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:49,685 - I'VE HAD IT. 288 00:12:49,768 --> 00:12:51,520 - I INVENTED JOHNNY B. GOODE AT MY PARENTS' PROM, 289 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:54,106 AND AT THE LAST MOMENT, THEY KISSED, AND IT CAME BACK. 290 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:56,066 - THE FASTER WE GET AWAY FROM HIM, THE BETTER. 291 00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:57,902 - BUT NOBODY BELIEVE ME! 292 00:12:57,985 --> 00:13:00,279 WHERE'S MY CRACK? WHERE'S MY CRACK? 293 00:13:00,362 --> 00:13:02,323 OH. 294 00:13:02,406 --> 00:13:04,950 [booming crash] 295 00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:06,202 OH! 296 00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:08,662 CONSEQUENCES! 297 00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:14,043 - WHAT UP, VEGAS? 298 00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:16,879 - WHAT UP, VEGAS? YO! 299 00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:18,380 - WHAT'S UP? - THREE DAYS... 300 00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:22,718 ME AND YOU, FREE DRINKS, NAKED BIOTCHES. 301 00:13:22,801 --> 00:13:23,719 - THIS IS GONNA BE OUR [bleep] RIGHT HERE, DOG. 302 00:13:23,802 --> 00:13:26,222 THIS IS GONNA BE MY-- LET'S GET SOME JAMS 303 00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:27,431 GOING UP IN THIS BITCH RIGHT NOW! 304 00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:28,224 - YEAH. 305 00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:29,767 - NUMBER ONE THREE WEEKS RUNNING, 306 00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:31,560 IT'S ROLL WITH ME. 307 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:34,772 - OH, [bleep]! THAT'S MY JAM RIGHT THERE. 308 00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:36,065 I LOVE THIS SONG. 309 00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:38,150 - I LOVE THIS SONG TOO, MAN. 310 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:39,985 EVERYBODY LOVES THIS SONG. 311 00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:41,987 - WHAT, UH-HUH. [woman vocalizing] 312 00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:43,072 WHAT? 313 00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:44,615 both: ♪ ROLL WITH ME, ROLL WITH ME ♪ 314 00:13:44,698 --> 00:13:49,912 ♪ LIGHT THE NIGHT ON FIRE WITH ME ♪ 315 00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:53,082 - ♪ GIRL, YOU KNOW THAT I GOT WHAT YOU NEED, SEE ♪ 316 00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:54,333 ♪ DON'T GET GREEDY ♪ 317 00:13:54,415 --> 00:13:55,751 - [mumbling] - ♪ GIVE IT UP SWEETLY ♪ 318 00:13:55,834 --> 00:13:57,253 ♪ LET ME SET THAT BODY FREE ♪ 319 00:13:57,336 --> 00:14:00,214 ♪ 'CAUSE WHAT YOU GOT, YOU GOT TO GIVE IT TO ME ♪ 320 00:14:00,297 --> 00:14:01,090 ♪ WHAT? ♪ - ♪ WHAT? ♪ 321 00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:03,926 - ♪ LIGHT THE NIGHT ON FIRE WITH ME ♪ 322 00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:05,511 - ♪ EVER SINCE I WAS ROCKING A ONESIE ♪ 323 00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:07,596 ♪ I KNOW THAT YOU WAS ♪ 324 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,431 both: ♪ SECOND TO NONE, B ♪ 325 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:10,307 - [mumbling] - ♪ GROWING UP ♪ 326 00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:12,476 ♪ AND LEARNING ABCs AND 1, 2, 3s ♪ 327 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,895 ♪ HOPING YOU'D LEARN WE ♪ 328 00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:15,854 ♪ WERE MEANT TO BE ♪ 329 00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:16,897 ♪ EVEN WAY BACK THEN ♪ 330 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:19,650 ♪ EVERY LITTLE [bleep]'S NOT A PERFECT TEN ♪ 331 00:14:19,733 --> 00:14:22,111 ♪ BUT THEN YOU KNOW, I GROW UP ♪ 332 00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:25,698 ♪ AND GOT A LITTLE BIT OLDER, A LITTLE BIT BOLDER ♪ 333 00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:28,033 ♪ BRUSHING OFF MY SHOULDERS, ALMOST A MAN ♪ 334 00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:30,578 ♪ THOSE PLAYGROUND FEELINGS GREW STRONGER ♪ 335 00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:32,454 - [mumbling] - ♪ COULDN'T WAIT MUCH LONGER ♪ 336 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:34,290 ♪ NOW WITH ME ♪ - ♪ ROLL-- ♪ 337 00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:36,458 - ♪ YOU BELONG, GIRL ♪ 338 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:39,003 both: ♪ ROLL WITH ME, ROLL WITH ME ♪ 339 00:14:39,086 --> 00:14:41,755 ♪ LIGHT THE NIGHT ON FIRE WITH ME ♪ 340 00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:44,300 - ♪ HERE'S YOUR VERSE, TAKE IT RIGHT NOW ♪ 341 00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:44,967 - [mumbling] - ♪ PRESENTATE ♪ 342 00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:46,093 ♪ AND I AIN'T PLAYING ♪ 343 00:14:46,176 --> 00:14:49,054 ♪ ON TOP OF THE GAME AND THE LIFE I BE PLAYIN' ♪ 344 00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:52,600 ♪ LISTEN CLOSE TO THE [bleep] I BE SAYIN' ♪ 345 00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:53,892 [music stops] - NO, WHAT THE HELL? 346 00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:55,394 DON'T TURN IT OFF JUST 'CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW IT. 347 00:14:55,477 --> 00:14:56,770 - WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WHEN WE GET TO VEGAS? 348 00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:58,063 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, 349 00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:00,399 DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT ABOUT WHAT WE GONNA DO IN VEGAS. 350 00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:01,275 IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE WORDS, 351 00:15:01,358 --> 00:15:02,943 JUST ADMIT YOU DON'T KNOW THE WORDS. 352 00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:04,278 - I KNOW THE WORDS. I TOLD YOU. 353 00:15:04,361 --> 00:15:06,488 WHY WOULD I MAKE UP THAT I KNOW--DON'T KNOW-- 354 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:08,991 THAT'S RIDICULOUS, MAN. NO, I KNOW THE WORDS. 355 00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,659 - IT SEEMS LIKE YOU DIDN'T KNOW THE WORDS. 356 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,328 - I KNOW THE WOR--HEY, LIST-- HEY, LISTEN TO ME, MAN. 357 00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:13,996 - WHAT? WHAT? - I KNOW THE WORDS TO THAT SONG. 358 00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:16,081 - OKAY. OKAY. - EVERYBODY KNOWS. 359 00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:18,667 - NO, NO, IT'S NOT OKAY, 'CAUSE YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T BELIEVE ME. 360 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:22,421 HEY, DUDE, ON OUR FRIENDSHIP... 361 00:15:22,504 --> 00:15:27,134 I KNOW THE WORDS TO ROLL WITH ME. 362 00:15:27,217 --> 00:15:28,927 - OKAY. 363 00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:30,387 I'M SORRY. 364 00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:31,930 - IT'S ALL RIGHT. - JUST LET IT GO. 365 00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:32,306 I'M SORRY. THAT WAS STUPID. 366 00:15:32,389 --> 00:15:35,851 STUPID. 367 00:15:35,934 --> 00:15:36,810 - I'LL TURN IT BACK UP. 368 00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:39,730 - HA, HA, YO! I LOVE THAT TRACK SO MUCH. 369 00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:41,190 I'M SORRY, I GOT TO PLAY IT AGAIN. THIS IS ROLL WITH ME. 370 00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:42,316 101.3 K-BEAT. 371 00:15:42,399 --> 00:15:45,819 - ♪ ROLL WITH ME, ROLL WITH ME ♪ 372 00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:49,740 - ♪ LIGHT THE NIGHT ON FIRE WITH ME ♪ 373 00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:53,035 - [grunts, sniffs] 374 00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:56,997 YEAH, THAT REALLY HURT. 375 00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:58,749 [haunting Western music] 376 00:15:58,832 --> 00:15:59,917 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 377 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,544 LET'S DO THE SCENE WHERE YOU'RE PACINO 378 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,880 AND I'M DE NIRO FROM HEAT. 379 00:16:04,963 --> 00:16:08,384 - OH, ALL RIGHT. - OKAY. 380 00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:11,679 [imitating De Niro] SO... 381 00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:13,222 YOU GOT TO KNOW, 382 00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:19,061 I GET A CHANCE TO TAKE YOU OUT, I'M GONNA TAKE THAT SHOT. 383 00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:22,606 - [imitating Pacino] I NEED YOU TO KNOW... 384 00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:25,442 THAT I WILL DO THE SAME. 385 00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:27,695 - I UNDERSTAND. 386 00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:30,572 - I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND AS WELL THAT I UNDERSTAND. 387 00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:31,490 - [normal voice] IS THIS TOO MUCH? 388 00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:33,075 - [normal voice] THAT'S A LITTLE TOO MUCH. 389 00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:34,535 IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S GRABBING YOUR-- 390 00:16:34,618 --> 00:16:35,953 OR HOLDING, LIKE, THE TIP OF YOUR PENIS. 391 00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:37,371 LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY'S JUST, LIKE, 392 00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:38,080 PINCHING THE TIP OF YOUR PENIS. 393 00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:39,707 LIKE YOU'RE GOING, "HOYGEN." 394 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:40,749 - MM-HMM, MM-HMM. 395 00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:46,213 [light jazz music] 396 00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:50,509 ♪ ♪ 397 00:16:50,592 --> 00:16:53,887 - GIVE ME A ROLL. 398 00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:56,932 - WHICH ONE YOU WANT? 399 00:16:57,015 --> 00:16:59,268 - GIVE ME BOTH OF THEM, MAN. - OKAY. 400 00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:06,608 - I'LL DECIDE WHICH ONE I WANT WHEN I WANT TO EAT IT. 401 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:09,611 - MAYBE YOU WANT SOME OF THESE VEGETABLES TOO? 402 00:17:09,694 --> 00:17:12,321 - NAH, NAH. 403 00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:14,199 - OKAY. JUST SAYING, MAN. 404 00:17:14,282 --> 00:17:17,994 THE NUTRIENTS IS GOOD FOR MAINTAINING ENERGY LEVELS, SO... 405 00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,624 - I KNOW WHAT THE [bleep] A VEGETABLE IS, MAN. 406 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,877 DON'T TELL ME WHAT A VEGETABLE IS, MAN. 407 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:25,961 HEY. 408 00:17:26,044 --> 00:17:28,297 I'M A GROWN-ASS MAN, ALL RIGHT? 409 00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:32,843 - MM-HMM. MM-HMM. YEAH, I'M SORRY. 410 00:17:32,926 --> 00:17:34,344 THIS THREE-BEAN SALAD IS THE BOMB, THOUGH. 411 00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:36,638 - OH, SNAP. 412 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,098 THEY GOT THREE-BEAN SALAD UP IN THERE? 413 00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:40,517 - MM-HMM. - I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THAT. 414 00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:42,895 - YOU WANT SOME OF MINE? 415 00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:43,937 - YEAH. 416 00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:45,981 - OKAY. 417 00:17:46,064 --> 00:17:48,650 OPEN THE HANGAR. 418 00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:50,736 - WHAT YOU DOING? 419 00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:53,655 NUH-UH. YOU DON'T DO THAT. 420 00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:56,700 YOU DON'T FEED ME LIKE A KID, MAN. 421 00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:59,536 I'M A GROWN-ASS MAN. - OKAY. YEAH, SURE. 422 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,038 YOU GOT SOME SCHMUTZ RIGHT HERE. 423 00:18:01,121 --> 00:18:01,663 - HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! 424 00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:04,458 GET OFF MY FACE, [bleep]! 425 00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:05,918 YOU NEVER TOUCH A GROWN MAN'S FACE! 426 00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:08,796 - THAT'S RIGHT. I'M SORRY, OKAY? 427 00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:11,006 YOU ARE A GROWN-ASS-- - HEY, HEY, HEY! 428 00:18:11,089 --> 00:18:13,091 I DON'T NEED YOU TO PAT MY BACK! 429 00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:14,384 I'M A GROWN-ASS MAN! 430 00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:16,386 WHAT YOU DOING? - I KNOW YOU'RE A GROWN-- 431 00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:18,472 I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT ANYMORE ABOUT GROWN-ASS MAN. 432 00:18:18,555 --> 00:18:20,390 - THAT'S WHAT I AM. - I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT-- 433 00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:22,184 - WHY YOU HAVE TO TREAT ME-- - SHH. SHH. 434 00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:23,685 - YOU'RE TREATING ME LIKE A KID. 435 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,521 - THIS IS NOT THE PLACE FOR THIS KIND OF-- 436 00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:27,439 - [whimpering] - DON'T START ACTING UP AGAIN. 437 00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,566 - 'CAUSE YOU'RE MAKING ME ANGRY. - OKAY. 438 00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:31,693 THEN I NEED YOU TO BREATHE A LITTLE BIT. 439 00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,362 CAN YOU BREATHE? - [sniffling, exhaling deeply] 440 00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:34,863 - TAKE A BREATH. JUST BREATHE. 441 00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,031 - DON'T YOU TELL ME HOW TO BREATHE. 442 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,658 - NO, [bleep], I WANT A MOTHER[bleep] 443 00:18:37,741 --> 00:18:39,576 INSIDE VOICE UP IN THIS BITCH. 444 00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:41,870 DON'T BE GETTING LOUD UP AROUND THESE WHITE PEOPLE. 445 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:44,581 - YOU TREAT ME LIKE A BABY, BUT I'M NOT A BABY. 446 00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:45,874 - ARE YOU NOT A BABY? - I'M NOT A BABY. 447 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,251 - WHO PEE-PEED THEIRSELF? - [crying] 448 00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:49,002 - WHO LEFT THE PEE-PEE, HUH? - I PEE-PEED. 449 00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:51,338 - DID YOU PEE-PEE YOURSELF? - JUST A LITTLE BIT. 450 00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:53,841 - OKAY, THEN LET'S GO TO THE BATHROOM AND CHANGE, OKAY? 451 00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:54,883 - I DON'T WANT TO CHANGE. - YOU GOT TO CHANGE. 452 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,718 - GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME! 453 00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,053 - IS THAT HOW WE BEHAVE? 454 00:18:58,136 --> 00:18:59,680 - [whining] - IS THAT HOW WE BEHAVE? 455 00:18:59,763 --> 00:19:01,473 - STUPID BITCH! 456 00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:04,643 - [gasps] 457 00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:08,564 OH! OH, I'M SORRY. 458 00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:10,065 I'M SORRY. YOU A GROWN-ASS MAN. 459 00:19:10,148 --> 00:19:11,775 YOU A GROWN-ASS MAN. - [crying] 460 00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:12,985 - ARE YOU A-- WHO'S A GROWN-ASS MAN? 461 00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:15,362 YOU A GROWN-ASS MAN. OKAY? - I AM. 462 00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:16,905 - YOU A GROWN-ASS MAN, RIGHT? - I AM. 463 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,282 - AND YOU KNOW WHAT GROWN-ASS MEN DO? 464 00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:19,950 YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM AND CHANGE YOUR PANTS 465 00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:21,952 WHEN YOU GOT THE PEE-PEE, RIGHT? 466 00:19:22,035 --> 00:19:24,163 - YEAH. - YEAH? OKAY, LET'S GO. 467 00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:25,914 LET'S GO, ALL RIGHT? 468 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:28,417 EXCUSE ME, EVERYBODY. 469 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:32,754 I'M SORRY, BUT MY SON GOT THAT BENJAMIN BUTTON'S DISEASE. 470 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:34,798 UM, HE'S FOUR. 471 00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:38,635 - 4 3/4. 472 00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:40,262 [haunting Western music] 473 00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:58,071 [explosion, people gasp] 474 00:19:58,155 --> 00:19:59,781 [car alarms blaring] 475 00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:02,826 [people screaming] 476 00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:09,458 [sirens wailing] 477 00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:21,970 - YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE THE WORST WAY TO DIE? 478 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,472 - OH, GOD. 479 00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:27,559 - IF--I'M HANGING FROM A CLIFF, AND YOU'RE HOLDING ON TO ME, 480 00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:29,478 AND I'M LIKE, MAKING EYE CONTACT. 481 00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:31,146 - RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT. - AND THEN I GO... 482 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,065 [gasps] - OH, NO. AND YOU LET GO OF ME? 483 00:20:33,148 --> 00:20:35,943 - NO. - OR YOU SLIPPED? YOU SLIPPED? 484 00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:37,152 - I SLIPPED... - YOU SLIPPED. 485 00:20:37,235 --> 00:20:38,445 - BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T HOLD ME LONG ENOUGH. 486 00:20:38,528 --> 00:20:40,155 - THE MOMENT THAT YOU KNOW THAT YOU SLIPPED, 487 00:20:40,238 --> 00:20:41,406 AND YOU KNOW YOU'RE DONE. 488 00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:43,533 - AND I QUESTION WHETHER OR NOT YOU LET ME GO ON PURPOSE. 489 00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:45,953 - I GUARANTEE YOU I WOULD NOT LET YOU GO ON PURPOSE. 490 00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:47,371 CAN I SAY SOMETHING TO YOU... - YEAH. 491 00:20:47,454 --> 00:20:49,331 - THAT'S JUST FOR MY OWN THING? 492 00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:51,333 I DON'T MEAN TO BE SELFISH, BUT I'M JUST GONNA SAY THIS. 493 00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:53,251 - OKAY. - YOU GOT SWEATY PALMS. 494 00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:55,379 THERE'S A REALLY GOOD CHANCE OF YOU SLIPPING 495 00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:56,296 RIGHT THE [bleep] OUT OF MY HAND. 496 00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:58,966 - ♪ I'M GONNA DO MY ONE LINE HERE ♪ 497 00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:00,968 - OH, YEAH. 498 00:21:04,262 --> 00:21:05,597 - EVERY DAY I'D GIVE HIM WEDGIES. 499 00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:06,890 FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW, 500 00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:08,475 A WEDGIE IS WHEN YOU TAKE SOMEONE'S UNDERWEAR... 501 00:21:08,558 --> 00:21:10,269 - THEY'RE FULLY AWARE OF WHAT A WEDGIE IS. 502 00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:11,478 - AND YOU EMASCULATE HIM! 503 00:21:11,561 --> 00:21:13,355 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? LEAVE. 504 00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:16,441 - AND THAT'S WHAT I HAVE TO LIVE WITH NOW EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE. 505 00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:17,442 THANK YOU. 35886

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