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- T.G.I.F. Am I right ?
- Been folding laundry since 3 A.M.
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Got blisters on my fingers
and bunions on my toes.
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The king's horse
kicked me in the head.
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A rough one, that's for sure.
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It's been a rough week
in the castle too.
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Wednesday's bath ? So tepid.
And don't even get me started
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on the lavender bath oils.
Is it too much to ask
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for a spritz of honeysuckle ?
Uh, T.G.I. bath.
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- Is that the one you said ?
- I'd best get back to work, then.
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I think you have another
few minutes on your break.
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We prefer to just be done.
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I'm so sorry, Stan. I forget
you were down there. Sorry.
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Lovely work, though, as always.
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MIRACLE WORKERS
DARK AGES
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Damn it, I told you to kill
Count Peter, not Friar Peter.
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I can't deal
with this anymore.
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Just kill all the Peters.
Any Peter, just kill him.
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- Good morning, Lord Vexler.
- Can this wait, Prince Chauncley ?
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- I'm having a tough day on the job.
- That is why I am here.
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I've decided I would like a job.
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You already have a job.
Heir to the throne.
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That's not enough.
I want to do something real.
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Something I can take pride in.
Even the humblest job in the kingdom.
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Shoveling man, shoveling man.
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Nothing more humble
than a shoveling man
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Shoveling man, scooby-do...
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Wowie !
This place is fancy-nancy.
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I assume I'm here to be tortured ?
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Actually, I was wondering if your
business was hiring at the moment.
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I can't really afford
to hire anyone.
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I'm working 140 hours a week,
and my takehome's half a coin.
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Not a big coin.
Usually it's one of the little guys.
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I have some good news. I found
someone who will work for free.
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Starting today, Prince Chauncley
will be your intern.
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Does he have
any shoveling experience ?
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He doesn't know how to use a spoon.
I feed him soup like he's a baby.
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- So no qualifications.
- I'll tell you his qualifications.
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He's the king's son.
So, no matter how badly he screws up,
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you're gonna tell him that he's
doing a great job. If you don't...
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Got it.
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That means you'll kill me,
when you did the neck thing ?
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Just wanted to make sure
we're on the same page. Thank you.
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I hereby call to order this meeting
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of the Lower Murkford
Two Ladies Book Club.
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This month, we're reading
Virgil's "Aeneid."
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- I "nee-id" to hear your thoughts.
- I "book" forward to telling you.
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And I also am here.
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Mikey, it's fine
that you followed us here.
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It's just that this club is
for people who've read the book.
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This is my one day off.
I just want to catch up with Maggie.
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- And my reading...
- Yeah, I get it.
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- Great. Catch you later, buddy.
- Yeah, I'll catch you later, buddy.
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So...
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Don't hurt me ! Don't hurt me !
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Sorry, friend. We mistook you
for a wealthy noble. Release him !
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- Wait ! Who are you, guys ?
- Us ? We're the Merry Band.
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We take from the rich
and give to the poor,
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whilst living every day
as an adventure.
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So you guys just hang out
as, like, a whole group together ?
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- You can join us, if you wish.
- Really ?
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There's just one condition.
You must be willing to sing.
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We're a merry band,
we're a merry band
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We're all good friends
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Take from the rich
and give to the poor
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We're a fun little bunch
right to our little core
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We're a merry band,
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We're all good friends,
We're a merry band,
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We're all good friends,
we're a merry, merry band.
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So now we go
and give it to the poor ?
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Nah. Now we call Jerry.
To buy drugs.
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Yo, Jerry !
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- Got the same shit from last week ?
- Yeah. Five coins an ounce.
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Price is going up, huh ?
Let me get a little taste.
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That's good shit right there.
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- Okay, boss, tell me how it's done.
- The job's easy enough.
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All you do is, you knock on the door,
shovel it up, collect the money.
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- That's it. You got it ?
- Easy-peasy !
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- Come in.
- Hello.
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Any notes ?
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No. That was good,
what you did.
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- She's dead !
- I forgot to collect the money.
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- Should I go back ?
- Don't worry about it.
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They paid... in their own way.
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- Yikes. We better boogie.
- Yes, back to work !
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- Hey, Al.
- Hey, bud. What's that ?
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Oh, it's nothing. I'm just
kind of in a merry band now.
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Merry band ? You mean
those burnouts in the woods ?
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Mikey, that's a gang.
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No, they're not. They're cool.
They sing and dance.
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They've got one song,
and it's terrible. Very repetitive.
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They rhyme "merry band"
with "merry band".
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It's all just very loud
and sweaty.
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Mikey, you shouldn't hang out
with those guys anymore.
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I'll catch you later, bud.
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Lunch tastes much better when you've
earned it through a hard day's labor.
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Here comes the wagon.
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Well, I'm refreshed.
Ready to go.
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Who is next on the route ?
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Frank.
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He's a friend of mine.
Always been there for me.
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He's a good man.
He's got a wife and kids.
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I look forward to entering his home
and representing your business.
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Listen, maybe on this one,
you don't go in there.
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Why not ?
Have I been doing a bad job ?
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No ! You've been doing such a good
job, I want to give you a promotion.
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- Wow ! Okay. Uh, to what ?
- You're gonna... watch for bears.
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Here's what you do.
Take this stick, okay ?
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And I want you to walk
about 50 to 400 feet behind me.
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Be real quiet.
And if you see a bear,
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then hit him with the stick
and shout and and yell, "Bear !"
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This way, I'll know there's a bear,
and it'll play out from there.
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I want you to know I do not take
this honor lightly, sir.
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To have earned your respect
through my hard work alone,
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it means the world to me.
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I would not trade this stick
for any gilded laurel.
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- Okay, great.
- Bears, bears, bears...
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What ho, good fellows ?
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Not good, man. The shit Jerry
sold us is fucking stepped-on.
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I'm having a bad day, too.
I was walking to my house,
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I ran into my sister,
and she was being so annoying.
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She called you a gang.
Can you believe that ?
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- You got a house ?
- Yeah.
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- Are there valuables in there ?
- Like, a couple. Why ?
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- Let's go there.
- To sing ?
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- Let's go there.
- You know what ? Actually...
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I'm sorry. I'm not really
supposed to have people over.
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Come, on. We're not just people.
We're your friends.
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Okay. Follow me.
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Bears, bears, bears.
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- Hey, kid. Are you alright ?
- Yes. Just a little tired.
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- T.G.I.F.
- You said it.
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- I did.
- Smoke ?
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Me ? Yes. Thank you.
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You know who you kinda look like ?
That guy on the money.
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Yes. Yeah. I get that a lot.
But, no, that's not me.
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- I'm just a laborer.
- Good on you.
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That's what this town needs,
plenty of hard-working young people.
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Yes, and fewer bears.
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That's my line, you see.
I'm a bear watcher.
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What the hell is that ?
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I follow my boss
at a very great distance,
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and I wave a small stick
to fend off bears.
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And how many bears
did you fight off today ?
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Well, I suppose none.
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- You got tricked good.
- Yes, it's a very amusing jape.
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Hey, kid. Watch out for bears.
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Guys, just try
not to touch too much stuff.
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- What the hell is going on here ?
- Sorry. We're just hanging.
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Hey, you can't smoke in here.
We have a thatched roof.
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- Oh, sorry, Constable.
- Okay, that's it. Everyone out.
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Out ! Get out !
Go ! Out !
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Hey, Rocco !
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What the heck, Al ?
We were just chilling.
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- They robbed us.
- What ?
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- They stole my book.
- It couldn't have been them.
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They wouldn't steal. Klepto Kyle ?
Sticky-Fingers Pete ?
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Rocco the Convicted Thief ?
They're my friends.
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They're not your friends, Mikey. They
just knew you were an easy target.
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Mikey !
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Mikey, it's not your fault those
guys turned out to be such jerks.
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I know how hard it is
to feel different.
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You don't. You're different in good
ways. You're smart and cool.
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I'm just dumb and stupid. That's why
you don't like hanging out with me.
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I do dumb things, like letting
those jerks steal your book.
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- Maybe we can get it back.
- How ?
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I'm not sure. But maybe we can
figure it out together ?
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There he is.
Congrats on a bear-free day.
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Stop lying to me,
Mr. Shitshoveler.
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There are no bears. Or at least
far fewer than you led me to believe.
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You were trying to get rid of me
because I'm incompetent.
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With all that soup you eat ?
You got to be regular as hell.
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- I mean you think I'm bad at things.
- I don't think that.
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Yes, I am. I don't deserve
to wear this smock.
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- I'm stuck.
- Don't worry.
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I'm worthless. If I wasn't the son
of the king, I'd have nothing.
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It's hard to argue with that.
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- But it's not your fault.
- Why not ?
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Your problem isn't
that you're bad at things,
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it's that people
don't tell you that. Including me.
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How about this ? Clean slate.
You start right from the beginning.
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And this time, if you screw up,
I'll let you know.
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- Really ?
- Really.
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Let's go over
some shovel motions, alright ?
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The first one you're gonna
master is the scoop.
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What you're gonna wanna do is
get your blade close to the ground.
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- Like this.
- Yeah. Now give it a shot.
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- She's dead !
- Any notes ?
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You did bad.
I have to be honest.
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- I don't think shoveling's for you.
- Well, that hurts.
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- But thank you.
- Any time.
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- Shall we boogie ?
- Yeah !
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What am I supposed to do
with some book ?
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It's a classic. It's gotta be
worth at least an eighth.
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Sorry I'm late to buying drugs.
I had to swing by the bank.
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My rich uncle just died,
and I inherited all this gold.
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I wasn't supposed to tell anyone, but
I trust you, 'cause you're my friends.
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I'll trade you
this thing for the gold.
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That's a great deal. Here you go.
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Al, now !
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This isn't gold.
It's just dirt.
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That's right.
Who's the dumb one now ?
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It's you !
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You did great, buddy.
We've got the book back,
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and all they've got
is a worthless bag of dirt.
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It wasn't worthless, but...
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- Wait. What ?
- That was expensive.
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- You bought the dirt ? When ?
- Earlier.
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- From who ?
- The Merry Band.
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Oh, dang it !
Maybe we can still get it back.
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No, we can still trade
the book for the dirt.
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Would that work ?
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How about, instead, you and me
go grab some dinner ?
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- Really ?
- I'll race you home.
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Guys, we've been over this.
When you poison someone,
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you have to write it down.
We need to be keeping track.
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Who's been poisoned ?
Who hasn't been poisoned ?
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Otherwise, we're re-poisoning
people, wasting poison.
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- Lord Vexler.
- How was your internship ?
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- It didn't exactly work out.
- I will take care of that peasant.
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Oh, no, no...
No, it wasn't his fault.
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I was just really bad at it.
I burned down several structures,
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I got myself stuck in my smock,
and I humiliated myself in public.
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In many ways, it was
the worst day of my life.
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That sounds awful.
But, hey...
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T.G.I.F.
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Yes.
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- Thank you.
- Yeah. Sure.
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Your soup, sir.
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Uh, no. No. Thank you.
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Wagon.
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